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Reddit is love
Reddit is life
edition
I want this on a shirt.
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someone make a better edition desu
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cara
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Kyary
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>putting something after edition

kys
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i want new edition
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Unironically don't get the reddit meme.

Nearly all of you use it and what's the problem with using more than one site you autists?

WAHHH I'm so edgy I hate them because they're not us
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yes or no?
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>YWN meet this lad
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>>59936320
This picture got used yesterday mate, pick something original.
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>Unironically don't get the reddit meme.

>Nearly all of you use it and what's the problem with using more than one site you autists?

>WAHHH I'm so edgy I hate them because they're not us
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>>59936320
SHWING!!
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>>59936359
uhm yes?? stop being such a sexist and just do it
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>>59936101
this literally happened to me in college

god I hate my life
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Posting Jord slutty northerner ready to take your virginity. Call her on 07398979951
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>>59935467

>Makes 'perfect' Burger
>uses 'American cheese' slices

Fucking Yanks
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Bet you plebs don't even have WhatsApp Gold.
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>>59936437
not sure what's going on here haha
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>>59936416
This is why you should use a sock.
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Reminder Catholics and Protestants are fake
Orthodox are the only true Christians
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The women can have their own entrance.
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>>59936437
How much?
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was that living as a dog sex documentary on c4 banterous yesterday?
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>>59936437
would she shit in my mouth?
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>>59936472
>tfw the day you decide to use a sock is the day your mum decides to be nice and do your washing
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>>59936349
community is more toxic than most of 4chan

some of the contenet is entertaining though
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lads how long does it take for 3rd year uni results to come out? wait is agonising already tbqh
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was this guy actually fucking a white male the whole time he was debating those SJWs

pretty rude and distracting if he was
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>>59936437
jesus christ mate, ive been calling 10 times

just tell her to pick up wtf
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>>59936512
Made me want to commit mass murder
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>>59936349
>Nearly all of you use it
says every mong redditor
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Reply to this if you love Reddit like me.
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Fucking brexshit racists
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I've got some cake, kelous?
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>>59936508
FOR FREE
>>59936519
Yes, she also does anal
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GET FUCKED WAYNE
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>>59936505
Wow it must be a pretty backwards place to have this

I wonder what country this is hmm...
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>>59936320
Really want to cum all over her tight body
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>>59936502
how's that?
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not sure about this "posting my ex-gf's phone number" gimmick

bit on the edge
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>>59936585
Gotta love these faggots using the tories as a reason to stay in when fucking Dave is the biggest in shill about.
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>>59936585
>the EU protects workers rights
are people actually this thick?

you are aware that you can vote for a different party if you want better labour rights

like the labour party
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me and the gf
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>>59936650

haha very wry observation and very funny
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>>59936692
ah yes, because the labour party definitely have a chance of getting into government in the near future
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>>59936692
clearly you know nothing about the UK's politics if you think the labour party is a good idea
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>>59936650
Yeah too bloody right mate! Let's just let them blow us up haha we deserve it anyway
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>>59936692
>if you want better labour rights
>like the labour party
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Were Louis' parents in the wrong lads?
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>>59936745
Thank god for self-service checkouts
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>>59936763
they're both labour voting worms
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>>59936678
She is just a random lass from up north.
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>>59936792
how long mate?
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>>59936775
this desu, hate going into shops without them now.
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>>59936757
>>59936753
>>59936749
im saying you already have varied political representation, something which doesn't exist in the EU and you really have no impact in voting for.

meanwhile an independent Britain is free to govern itself however it likes regardless of politics.
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>I'll just live cheaply in Europe
>stretch out my money as much as possible so I can stay as long as possible
>I'll just find a cheap dinner somewhere

>€15 meals, €5 drinks everywhere

Fuuuck how do people travel Europe on a budget
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>>59936818
What do you mean pal?
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>>59936858
McDonalds
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>>59936792
Have you shagged her?
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Losing my hair and it's destroying my life. Don't want to participate in society any more, but death isn't exactly feasible.
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>>59936822
>the UK is free to govern itself regardless of politics
you really are clueless
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>>59936862
how long til she dumped ya
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>>59935438
me
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>>59936888
I went to McDonald's but still spent €8 on a shitty meal

There must be a way of doing it cheaper than just maccy d's every night
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>>59936889
Yes
>>59936902
I never went out with her
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>>59936822
Rorke, the EU guarantees our rights. Voting for political parties is racist. Didn't you know Hitler was voted in?
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>>59936819
Hmm you know I'm not sure this whole "integration" shtick is working with the Muslims
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>>59936909
is that a bloke

if not would demolish
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>>59936898
man up
lad in my uni class is balding heavily and autistic but we all like him
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>>59936819
>women should be free lads
>slutshaming is sexist reee patriarchy
>if you don't like muslims you are an oppressive antifeminist xenophobic shitlord

kek.
loving the doublethink
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>>59936920
>>>/rug/
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>>59936927
how long

how long til she crushed your heart
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>>59936920
ummmmm
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the gf and her band
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>>59936923
pasta
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>>59936927
How's her fanny?
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>>59936909
I think I know you irl
do you live near Notts/ Long Eaton???
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>>59936909
Like her
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>>59936927
did she break your heart mate
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Housemates are actually cleaning up the house for the first time this year. I was worried that I'd lose my deposit because everyone else completely ruined the kitchen.
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>>59936320
anyone have her address or telephone number?
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>>59936989
>left handed les paul
just looks wrong tbph
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>>59936989
Feat. Bjorn "Speed" Strid
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sort of want a wank but also want to meditate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU-kBxIy8cI
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>>59936978
Well we met on tinder and had a shag and then that was it desu
>>59936994
It's an innie
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Is pakipoo gone forever?
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>>59936995
yeah
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Average monthly wage in Spain - €1734
Average monthly wage in Portugal - €1001
Average monthly wage in Gibtaltar - €2371

United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ireland and the Iberian Peninsula when?
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>>59937063
FONT
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>>59937069
3 days
2 now I think
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>>59936819
haram
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>>59936995
>do you live near Notts/ Long Eaton???
not >>59936909 but I do lad, from Ilson
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>>59937060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Js-XbNj6Tk
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>>59937063
was she any good? were you any good?

rate your experience
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>>59937045
yeah mate i have it but i'm not gonna give out my gfs number

sorry pal
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>>59937052
tantric masturbation
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>>59937044
Nobody cares, yank.
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3 options for me now lads:

1)edge for a couple hours to a cracking orgasm

2)go to the gym

3)go fishing


What do I do?
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>>59937130
She let me put it in her arse and I creamed inside her so pretty good
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>>59937140
I'm assuming this means masturbating using purely my mind

If it wasn't what you meant that's what I'm going to do anyway

thanks
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>>59937147
wank at the gym
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>>59937069
the porter banned him
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>>59937052
do an imagination wank then lad
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>>59937147
do 1 while doing 3 and then do 2 as punishment
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>>59937084
The Spanish area around Gibraltar genuinely looks 3rd world lmao.

Gibraltar is a shit-hole desu, but we need it for le military.
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>>59936505
Disgusting, why is that allowed?
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>>59937173
FONT
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>>59937147
You leave /brit/ you fucking yank.
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>>59937184
>porter
What?
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>>59937128
Good-sounding
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>>59937147

all 3 at the same time
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>>59937173
FONT
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>>59937084
soon m8 we already share airlines
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>>59937052
r8 my choice
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>>59937140
tantric, what the fuck is tantric?
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>>59937184
caretaker can't issue bans

>>59937193
i like gibraltar
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>>59937240
Very good

think its the right gif
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>>59937173
gotta go with font on this one
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feel sorry for matey boy, clearly got taken for a mug by a tinder slag and now he's lashing out by posting her number on /brit/

it won't help mate, just move on with your life
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>>59937193
It is basically a huge council estate where the people live off benefits funded from Catalonia
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>>59937180
If you do it right, you'll ejaculate DMT
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>>59937193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6WaeRK7St8
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>>59937194
Don't be racist Nigel!
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>>59937254
it's a parochial town rammed with shitty tourist shops, bad pubs and bad cafes with nothing at all going on.
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Who should I order a pizza from lads?
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>>59937293
>>59937284
>>59937228
>>59937199
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>tfw I invented FONT
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>>59937327
going to cum into my nose and then light it then
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I just gave myself a really nice haircut with my scissors I think this might make all the difference
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really want to finish these

I get about 5 minutes in and get bored

>inb4 yify
small hard drive
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>>59937341
caramac and a lilt
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>>59937341
Dominos lad
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Did you hear they found the tomb of Aristotle...??

.....
...

....


....
...
It's in you're mum's pants! No ones been there in 1000 years!
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>>59937341
pizza express
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Having a bored
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>>59937354
debatable
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>>59937370
There is literally nothing wrong with yify
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>>59937341
Dominos if you want to pig out, Papa Johns if you want a nicer tasting pizza, Pizza Hut if you want hit/miss pizza or you local kebab takeaway if you're planning on getting drunk.
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>>59937239
irish airline got their first russian jet yesterday
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>>59937368
FONT
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>i like gibraltar
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>>59937381
went in your mum's last night and came all over the nightstand that has pictures of you

nothin personal, kiddo
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>>59937341
Unless there's a decent independent near you

Dominos > Papa John's > Pizza Hut
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>>59937138
too bad mate

well cant blame a guy for trying :D :D
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>>59937370
>all these turbo plebshit mainstream movies
>can't even finish them
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>>59937360
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>>59937410
>There is literally nothing wrong with yify

I know there's nothing wrong with YIFY, its superior but autistic retards who haven't showered in 4 months get buttmad and irritated over it
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doing a misogyny
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*gets rid of the yanks*

Ahh yes much better
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The amount of cognitive dissonance in this thread is giving me a headache!!!
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Jord here, AMA
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>I know there's nothing wrong with YIFY, its superior but autistic retards who haven't showered in 4 months get buttmad and irritated over it
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Normies in desu
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watching Twins (1988)
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Feel sick as a fucking pic
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haha nah nahhhh i was the one who invented font tbqh
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>Papa Johns if you want a nicer tasting pizza
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missed one of my scheduled poos today lads, stomach's all over the shop now. it's making me gassy, bloated and uncomfortable.
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keep skipping lunch/dinner and falling asleep before I get round to eating it

ribs are showing now

could do with some tips form yanks about weight management 2bh
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dunno why I like browsing /ck/ so much. I have absolutely no intention of trying/cooking any of the shit I see there. I rarely ever even reply to any of the threads. I eat virtually nothing other than delicious but pleb as fuck homemade chili and really basic stews, but sometime about the place just has me addicted

>me in the middle
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>>59937370
top pleb

>ADD addled millennials

baka
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I invented the machine operator gimmick
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>>59937514
FONT

>>59937532
it was me
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>>59937522
Watching Poor Little White Guy (2003)
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hi
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remove the other swede lol
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This is the girl equivalent of you boys

Absolute unadulterated autism
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Back then:

>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye


Now:

>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...

Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
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Should we leave the EU lads?
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https://youtu.be/pKJFoaGriDc?t=6m5s

anyone know what the sounds are called that start around here
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will a single 1p lsd open my third eye
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>>59937549
it's 80% morbidly obese yanks talking about fast-food/crisps/fizzy drinks etc.

10% alcoholics

10% people that actually know anything about food/cooking.
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>>59937487
Not an argument
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>>59937610
FONT
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>>59937614
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>59937632
no
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>>59937573
Source?
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>>59937534
What's your favourite then? It's always much nicer than everywhere else.
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Pakis built this nation, lads.
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which swede is the official swede?
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>tfw invented Rasheed/Billionaire and some other irrelevant gimmicks

proud tb.h
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>>59937654
holy moly did you write all that for a pasta? XD
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Me on the left
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kill all niggers, jews and muslims
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>>59937549
i like posting the odd cookalong on /ck/ desu. quite like cooking, it's relaxing.
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taking my meds
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white people smdh

https://twitter.com/jordansdiamonds/status/735867152394268672
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failed my mathematics of mario 64 exam lads

>tfw didn't revise scuttlebug jamborees
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>>59937632
Yes. Just trust me on this one.
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>>59937704
hi
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doing a cheeky "listen to the foo fighters" atm lads
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Posting my favourite body type
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>>59937658

Mary Pebbleston
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>>59937658
literally in the thumbnail laddo
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melodylane

get on it lads
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>>59937704
i am

had to tripfag cause muh reputation
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>>59937610
loads of girls like this
and they are all very annoying and insufferable
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off out in my lobster suit lads

see you in a bit

*walks sideways out the room*
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>>59936359
Kinda wish I didn't spend as much time on here.

I can spot a tranny from 500 yards.
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anyone remember emokiddeh from /britpol/? found out his real name the other day because he posted a comment on GSOGM
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>>59937614
>mfw goyim
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invented literally every gimmick under the sun
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remember when being a virgin over 20 was just a meme?
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>>59937740
hello jamal
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>>59937718
bit racist there lad
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THE CROSSES OF ST. GEORGE ARE FLYING ALL AROUND ME
GARETH SOUTHGATE, THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU
OH IT'S SAVED! (SAVED, saved, saved...)
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>>59937807
its still a meme

wait dont tell me youre a virgin xD
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*kills an aussie runt*

*contemplates prospects of the next runt*

*shakes head and sighs*

*scalps the runt*
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Watching Jojo.
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>>59937807
Erm it is a meme???????????????????
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if you're on a 4 year integrated masters course and balls up the 4th year can you still go away with a BSc?
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>>59937722
Fucking hell.

This is end of days shit.
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>>59937847
>>59937847
Jojo is gay as fuck
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Whole room is one big piss jug now
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>>59937716
who's the gook?
>>
WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE
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>>59937776
lobster lad?
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>>59937844
genuinely don't find runtposting funny unless it's an aussie doing it
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'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.
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>>59937716
Fuck off with this moon faced cunt
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>>59937915
well played
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>>59937740
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>>59937869
Homophobe
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gf morse coded me this
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>>59937969

>gif

fuck off
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>>59937740
Is this Bossy Delilah?
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>>59937976
well played
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>>59937883
Crazy Korean girl who sat next to me on the tube
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gf smoke signalled me this
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>>59937716
>>59937883
>>59937935
Korean girls literally all look the same, not even a joke

There's loads of them around Central London and their language literally sounds like an angry, ugly version of Japanese
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>>59937984
I'm gay lad
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that's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
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Just found out my uncle has died after suffering three years with Leukaemia... feeling depressed lads.
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>>59938006
Kiara Mia
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>>59938031
>>59938033
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>>59938045
biggy > tupac
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>>59938031
>>59938033
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>>59938033
london does it again

well done lad proud of you
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>>59937915
>>59938031
Meme magic in the air
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>>59937990
More code can only be used to send a series of short beeps. The very idea that an image was sent in this fashion is patently ridiculous
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>>59938033
I go around with her swearing in Korean at Koreans like an autist
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>>59938031
>>59938033
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>>59938031
well played.
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>>59938044
on the fucking cross
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>>59938030
she can do better
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>>59938044
Oh really? x
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>>59938057
*willy explodes*
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>>59938033
went to a Korean restaurant in central London, the top floor was all Koreans and everyone non Korean was sat downstairs. Made a joke to the waiter as to whether this was the apartheid seating area and he wasn't impressed.
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>>59938055
hope your leukemia gets better lad
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just had a 10 minute phonecall with jord, managed to drop some gimmicks in, will upload in a minute
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>>59938033
>>
*contributes*
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>>59938131
>x
Faggot
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>>59937733
You can always trust the Russians
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need something cheeky to text her

going with "alri" atm
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>>59938031
>>59938033
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>>59938033
>>59938044
>>59938055
>>59938066
>>59938100
>>59938122
Why is the frequency of dubs on /brit/ much higher compared to thread on /b/ specifically made to get dubs?
>>
>went to a Korean restaurant in central London, the top floor was all Koreans and everyone non Korean was sat downstairs. Made a joke to the waiter as to whether this was the apartheid seating area and he wasn't impressed
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>>59938101
binary code prefixed by the filetype

took over 4 hours but it was worth it
>>
I have an old friend who I've eventually fallen out of contact with. According to another friend of mine, they've dropped out of university and are probably on the verge of killing themselves. What should I do?
>>
>>59938193
ask her if the cuppa is alri lad
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>tfw my gf only ever sends pics via whatsapp or snapchat
>never smoke signals/carrier pigeons/telegrams/faxes/pages/morse codes pics to me

Is it over?
>>
>>59938201
Slow board, fast thread
>>
>>59938183
Only for you ;)
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>>59938193
Say
"Jesus Christ, I would drag my balls through ten yards of broken glass just to hear the doctor that brought you into this life fart through a walkie talkie"
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>>59938183
>not putting a cheeky kiss on the end of all your messages
rude
>>
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my gf
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saw a midget the other day

he was wearing a fedora and sunglasses and had a beard

he looked like russell brand
>>
how long is your erect willy?

mine is 6"
>>
going to bed lads

night
>>
>>59938201
>going on /b/

fuck off you child
>>
>>59937868
Kids enjoying themselves at school by dancing, and a teacher incorporating a modern pop song into class is "end of days shit"? Or are you talking about the vermin reacting to this on Twitter?
>>
>>59938283
what was he, like 5'10, 5'11?
>>
Person above is a mong
>>
>>59938290
11 cm
>>
>>59938278
sorry lad
>>
>>59938296
night mate
>>
>>59938296
weak
feable
>>
>>59938270
sent x

>>59938234
sent x
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>>59938227
Nothing.. do nothing, you fell out of contact with them for a reason lad, they're not part of your life anymore, so it's none of your concern.

inb4 this gets fedoraposted.
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bf just scryed me this
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there is only one race
the human race
>>
>>59938278
want to tongue her arsehole tbqfh
>>
Business idea: movie about a group of young British Muslim lads takings CU-RAZY roadtrip to Mecca for Haij
>>
>>59938296
brush your teeth x
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>>59938380
Aha I agree because white people are the only ones I consider human x
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>>59938363
my dick does that every time i go for a swim.
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>>59938227
you do the right thing and you call this person and you ask if said person wanna go out for drinks

if said person denis you say you got a cunt of a friend and u make him/her meet this person and make her/him fall in love with this other person and you save your friends life and youre good to go and then when your friend has made love to this other friend they will have a baby and then you can visit and maybe youve gotten a child yourself (probably not cause 4chan) but if you do i mean if you do that will be a pleasant surprise cause you can have the children play together and stuff and you and your friends can watch them grow up together and when youre old your friend will thank you for introducing him/her to this other friend and made life cool and you will be like alri lad bring me some cuppa
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Should I reply to this one? Looks a little bit chub
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>>59938380
>there is only one race
>the human race
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This btw
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>>59938321
Who said I go on /b/? it's fucking boring there most of the threads are traps thread it's shit, but everyone has heard of a 'get' thread, no matter what board you usually are on.
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>>59938336
>>59938336
>>59938336
>>59938336
>>59938336
>>
cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa
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northerner
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>>59938322
Are you seriously saying ''watch me whip'' is a song your kids should listen to?
>>
>>59938411
didn't read a word of your novel m8
>>
was checking the spelling for northerner and forgot to delete it
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>>59938427
Yes m8

I'd take her for a shag
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>>59938460
could batter you, ya soft northern monkey
>>
>>59938449
>cuppa
Don't you ever, EVER use that word again, yank.
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>>59938443
/a/ has the best get threads, with King of Gets (fives) and Cirnos (nines)
>>
test
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>>59938449
MICROWAVE!
>>
i need a new asmr girl to wank over, what's hot lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgJVV9hD5yY

based stef
>>
honestly could not give a toss what any of you are saying at any given time, I only come here to post my gimmicks and blog about my semi-normie life

you're all just playthings for me
>>
going to get a cuppa
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>>59938460
who gives a shit, the song is nonsense
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>/a/ has the best get threads
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>>59938460
your priorities are monged, pal
>>
>>59938438
Quite high resolution there lad
>>
>>59938478
bit rude but fair criticism
>>
>>59938427
Literally would ravage her.
>>
NEW

>>59938538

>>59938538

>>59938538

>>59938538

>>59938538

NEW
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>>59938523
When did zyklon ben become such a cuck?
>>
>forget to reply to her text earlier
>sends another text saying "bored of me already"
advice lads
>>
>>59938516
Was Falklands a test as well? A test to your countrys strength, which might I add, is absolute shite.
>>
>>59938539
You're also going to leave this general and never come back, don't forget to close the microwave door when you're finished as well.
>>
>>59938631
Have you asked her if she'd an archaeologist?
>>
>>59938631
"ur a whore lmao"
>>
>>59938631
"Sorry I was busy and couldn't reply"

Why do you need help with such easy shit fucking hell
>>
>>59938631
just say you were busy and then don't tell her what you were doing so you look mysterious
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>>59938922
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