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the gf edition
crayon pop
doing
report anime edition
crayon poop
>>59933233
SJWs are really america-centric
Funny when they come over here and try to apply their america bollocks to us
crayon pop
Kyary
>presented asks for people who want to leave
>2 or 3 people put their hands up
quality bbc audience
Whats the backstory on this Louis audio?
>>59933448
ah yes, very impartial
How come when I meditate I will see gory/hellish things? I'll see bodies skinned alive, decapitations, people twitching on crosses being crucified, avalanches of maggots around me (all very vivid). It is crazier than the video in the "Event Horizon" movie. This occurs in deep Samadhi meditation. Is this a sign I need to become more "moral" or something or is it just kind of random?
https://youtu.be/M3YvHBLLRio
mental
about to cross the event horizon lads
help
q()im
I could heem every single one of you ITT
*thinks about you*
*strokes cock*
>>59933494
Fuck off you schizo freak
>>59933510
your arm would shatter if you even attempted to punch me m8
>>59933517
enjoy your ban you fucking canadian fuck
charli
*attacks you for being white*
>>59933543
;eeee
*dreams about anime*
>>59933448
>>59933484
>>59933501
>>59933543
>>59933589
>>59933593
all brilliant posts
what a start to the new thread
lads everyone is speaking French here. It's disgusting
Shall I read the republic
>>59933643
all me
>>59933642
you forgot my post
>>59933650
read The Private Eye lad
>>59933642
blame the shit OP
>his family didn't own slaves
peasants
>>59933589
me in the drunken stupor
>>59933593
i bet she does some stinky poos
>>59933650
read the empire instead lad
>>59933703
*takes advantage of you*
*puts on tinfoil hat*
desu I wouldn't be surprised if the Vote Leave camp is a false flag operation to keep us in the EU by intentionally being shit and using divide and conquer tactics by attacking Nigel Farage
>>59933688
wew ahaha
Why would you create a robot manlet?
Doing a watch.
>>59933647
you should set up an English school there
>2008 was 8 years ago
>yanks
this new being gay thing is off to a great start lads
Saw a buff lad in sainsburys and gave him a little smile and looked to the floor and made sure my are was always pointing at him
Might be a bottom tbqh lads
>>59933783
this is what hillary's PR thinks manly people look like
ngl I could go for some Lucozade right now
>>59933783
>blaming her for playing on the fragile masculinity of nu-males
>>59933731
*doesn't resist*
>>59933685
I wasn't using that meme desu
thinking of starting a new racial slur
ah yes
>>59933833
Let's hear it then
>>59933783
>I'm voting for her because she's a woman... Are you?
>>59933851
>6.12 MB/s
>>59933862
dog gobblers
>>59933783
is he syrian
ive got a very large brain
ive got a very large cranium
>>59933783
Didn't know Joe Ledley was eligible to vote in Burgerland desu
>>59933777
Also these two negros are basically having sex in the McDonalds
Jesus Christ French people
>>59933878
it's ~25 now. I paid fucking $1200 to build this fucking thing too.
haha
>>59933783
God I hate Hillary supporters. Saw an "I stand with Hillary" sticker on a mniivan the other day. Hate how they make it sound like she's in jail or something.
Creampied myself again lads
*arranges house viewing at 10am tomorrow*
ahh yes 13 hours notice very good, that will be enough
really makes you think
is all that stuff still happening in ukraine?
>>59933964
You aren't Irish. Fuck off, cunt.
>>59933945
>tfw think I have macrocephaly
>tfw my head circumference is in the 95th percentile
>>59933996
nah it's just russia now, ukraine disbanded last year
>>59933957
Proofs
>>59933998
>Portland
Ah, yes
>>59933593
she's such a slut
i want her to sit on my face
>>59933983
are niggers really from russia
Which picture shall I post today?
>>59933783
>hipster fag
>a man
>>59933998
>be Hillary supporter
>get syphilis
going to see bruce springsteen tomorrow lads
>>59933983
>>59934066
If you believe this black twitter gimmicks then your IQ is literally below 20
Smashing into a tight teens pussy tonight lads
>>59934141
Arial
>>59934141
FONT
>>59934094
genuinely hate political cartoons
>>59934094
We have the same phone. Is yours the V10 As well?
>>59934181
I have the V10
>>59934127
are you literally 65?
>>59934141
kiddie fiddler lol
>>59934170
>Not liking the private eye
>>59934030
You don't want to see it. It's disgusting
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html
made a thread on /v/ that's not bait or discussing overwatch
going to be buried isn't it
>yanks
>>59934141
t. paedo
don't think I'll ever do a sex
feels not great t b h
Haven't ever had a gf haha
>>59934328
link the thread and ill bump it for you
the gf
gf said i could suck her willy tonight
>>59934330
I don't get it
>>59934323
into the chokey they go
>>59934346
>Tfw having the sex with the gf
>she starts her period
>>59934346
You're only missing the best part of living
Wouldn't worry about it if I were you
Haven't been to see a doctor since 1999 lads
>>59934391
>Yank doctors abuse antibiotics for every sniffle and cough
>breed supervirus
Seolmates WW@
>>59934330
intelligence?
wahey going out again tonight lads
>>59934398
that was a great book
>>59934458
bit of a sket 2bh
>>59934255
>not wanting to see one of the great artists of the last 40 years
>>59934465
JUST
>yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpRkMxTMAE
I fucking hate yanks
>>59934424
>dog day care
I thought that's the reason couples don't have sex the week of her period
>>59934458
she's no charli desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUoipL_hNfc
Why must we tolerate the irish?
>>59934346
I'd say it's not that great but I don't want to lie to you lad.
>>59934498
>artist
what's your favourite song? Up-tempo dadrock tune #23 or #41?
Who /C H O O N/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex9jWJ5V014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzUdfvY5wVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx38a1rupNw
I think it's about time for another cheeky spliff lads
>>59934558
we need a webm of her from the back
Load of bloody nonsense this EU referendum is, we're fine the way we are, don't need to leave.
howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4lXthHJUw4
>>59934463
cornwall would NOT be happy at this post
>>59934558
yeah, she's not a minging paki
>>59934617
Don't understand this image
>>59934562
because we subverted America to its core.
only the Jews have done it better than us
>>59934451
You literally aren't even that different from us.
what did he mean by this?
una
Driving test tomorrow.
I've officially reached 2bricking it"
>>59934521
Me too
>>59934558
>this whore is on tv in broad daylight
i think i'm with this islam thing now that i think about it
takbir
my new gf lads
>>>/gif/8626220
>>59934687
What a cunt.
Yeah his outfit is shit, but to take a picture and post it on social media makes you a fucking weapon.
i like spain do you like
spain
>>59934720
you're going to fail
HAND OVER THE (You)s AND NO ONE GETS RAPED
might show my circumcised cock to my chinese mother-in-law
thoughts?
>>59934685
we are more responsible
>>59934687
Is he mental
does legend of the galactic heroes have an english dub?
>>59934720
good luck
>>59934727
rasheed
What if Ireland beat England in the finals this summer lads?
Do they get NI back?
>>59934749
I know, if I make a serious fault I'm probably just going to plow into a tree
>>59934774
prefer not to say
>>59934617
>beret
nice
anybody knows where this guy lives?
>>59934808
weak gimmique
>>59934793
They get nothing. And they're lucky if they even get that.
>>59934687
He's just jealous cause he knows he dresses like your uncle.
You know, the one who got arrested for molesting half the kids in your town.
>>59934687
getting tired of this overexaggerate my anger at small things gimmick
all over social media these days
>>59934748
ye I like spain too
>>59934793
the only way they can do it is by hacking the england players off the park which they won't get away with because of the continental referees
same with wales
>>59934793
They don't want it back, it's an economic black hole full of terrorists
>>59934784
inshallah bruv
>>59934687
T. guy stood taking pictures of a stranger with mates and getting upset over what he's wearing
sad cunt (also a fat cunt looking at that pic)
>>59934748
spain is the most boring european country
>>59934826
would you say it makes you fucking apoplectic?
>>59934793
They also have to beat NI to prove they can subjugate them. If NI beat England and Ireland they go free.
>>59934866
speaking of dubs
>>59934847
yeah our economy would probably collapse of we took the north back
better to let England pay for the lazy nordies welfare
I failed my driving test second time round because the bitch tester used the brake to stop me going onto the roundabout
Driving testers are cunts
>>59934864
Definitely not mate, that would go to some eastern European one.
gf is off on a girls' night out with her m8s and her gay friend jamal while I look after her son, music for this feel?
What GOT season are we on yet?
Why am I still watching this same old shit? It just repeats itself
Corrie
>>59934953
>the bitch tester used the brake to stop me going onto the roundabout
Probably because you were going to pull out into traffic... ever thought about that?
>>59934986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
>>59935000
don't watch rubbish
How to be Australian:
-call anyone that's attractive "yummm as "
-Wear socks and jandals everywhere
-Always have a bag of goon at partys
-Mumble everything so no one knows what he fuck type of shit you're talking
-Wear next to no clothing
-Call everyone uce, uso or bala.
-Mock every other country in the world
-have an almighty God complex and genuinely believe you are better than everyone else
-pretend to have a new Zealand accent
-nearly die every second weekend doing something reckless and just plain stupid
Happy Australianing guys!!
>>59934925
>muh reconquista
>muh colonies
that's what their history amounts to
theyre about as relevant as ireland despite having 10 times the population
>>59934904
you called?
>>59934888
True I forgot they were playing too
But Martin O'Neil is NI, would he be king of Ireland?
>>59935040
delete this!
Last night I had a dream about you
In this dream, I'm dancing right beside you
It looked like everyone was having fun
The kind of feeling, I waited so long
Don't stop, come a little closer
As we jam, the rhythm gets stronger
There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun
We were dancing all night long
The time is right to put my arms around you
You're feeling right, you wrap your arms around too
But suddenly I feel the shining sun
Before I knew it
This dream was all gone
quick check these!
>>59935052
Good Yank.
gf refused to carry muhammed's child
what the fuck, i'm in tears here. how could the heartless bitch do that to me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Happy Sorry Day everyone!
Energy drinks should be banned
>>59935039
Yeah, it was because I pulled out when a car had just moved off the roundabout onto the lane I was going to drive into. She reckoned I went early and was at risk of driving into the back of him. Loada bloody rubbish I tell ya
Everyone knows some testers are more lenient than others because of pass quotas
>tfw you do a good thing for your parents and they dont go on about you getting a job for the rest of the day.
>>59934687
Translation: I had no friends at school and every reminder of it makes me sad
>>59935047
>jandals
jandals are not a thing sven
>>59935047
>get skin cancer every time you walk outside
>>59935087
>reddit punk
who else /losinghair/ here
Business idea: do a walk in tbe park tomorrow
>>59935146
I was listening to Daft Punk before you were born and educated on reddit mate
>>59935172
good lad.
contact with nature and green spaces is very good for your health and wellbeing
>>59935122
sorry for what? my daddy told us to never be ashamed of our dicks
not feeling it today desu
When emily went to london to meet ahmed and muhammed...
>Energy drinks shouldn't be banned
>>59935191
I was reading reddit since before you knew what a penis was mate
>>59935163
Not me, thick af.
Got mad dandruff though so s m h.
>>59935191
>listening to the french electro jews
maximum cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DAAmoTlWik
the gf
Sad twat
>listening to daft plagiarism
Hello, reddit!
poppin a benzy
>>59935191
French "culture" is completely without merit and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>59935240
Consider yourself lucky then lad
>>59935261
>he actually tracked him down on twitter
who's the sad one?
>>59935231
They need to be regulated more but they shouldn't be banned.
daft "play someone else's song on repeat" punk
>>59935240
>Not me, thick af.
same
I'm 26 and it's still luscious blonde and thick, just like when I was a kid
>They need to be regulated more but they shouldn't be banned.
>>59935215
Your daddy gave you good advice
son came out mulatto and the gf said her dad was quarter black but didnt know him as a kid so she cant prove it or anything
>>59935311
>tracked him down
yeah all that effort, he must be MI5 or something
>>59935074
For a few days before Roy Keane stabbed him in the back and took the crown for himself.
gf just linkedin'd me this
he's trying to bait me with his egregiously fuckboy assertions
>>59935350
>quarter black
probably more like full black
AKG K7XX or Fidelio X2 lads?
If brit was a locker room would we take showers together x?
gf let me take my collar off today
>>59935387
hd800
Went into the Union at my uni for the first time in ages today
Massive remain in the eu poster hanging from the ceiling haha
you may be mugged if you trust too much
but it will more fuck you up
it will more fuck you up
worrying about trust
>>59935392
I'd throw your clothes in the shower
https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/
good sub
>>59935358
Cheeky Keano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
>>59935392
no because I wouldn't want anyone to see my 3 inch silly
they would laugh and make fun of me
Are all yanks this insufferable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E
i find it a bit sad when a person is a professional feminist or a race activist or something like that. really means they have nothing more to their personality than victimhood.
Go on then lad, ring her.
1. Energy drinks are Haram
2. They are against the will of Allah
3. They are degenerate
>>59935482
can't afford long distance calls
>>59935482
the fuck
Post good lads
>>59935526
your mom cant afford my long distance cock
>>59935467
Haha that's me did you like my burger?
>>59935468
what it really means is they're unemployed
paid £9 for a burger meal today
>>59935492
After studying a number of medical reports and articles, and the results of research, we cannot be certain whether these drinks are harmful or not, or about what quantity is harmful, or for which sector of people. These drinks still need further study in order to determine their real effect on people.
But in the light of what we have read about them, most authors warn against them and doubt whether they are healthy. Many doctors have advised that it is important to do without these drinks and to do other healthy things instead such as exercise, healthy meals, getting enough sleep, and so on.
The warning is more serious for those who have heart problems, high blood pressure or are young (under 16 years).
We should take into account the fact that there are hundreds of type of these drinks, which vary in content, and this makes it more complicated to research them, because what may apply to one drink may not apply to another, and so on.
Until there is more research which shows the real nature of these drinks, we cannot issue a ruling as to whether they are halaal or haraam.
If you want to be on the safe side with regard to your health, and heed the warnings of many doctors, that is better.
You can read some of these warnings via the following links [in Arabic]:
Dr. Fahd al-Khudayri from the specialist King Faisal Hospital – Research Department:
http://www.alriyadh.com/2005/06/20/article73613.html
An American medical study:
http://www.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/F7F1E902-C02A-480A-8794-94C6A9F7BF74.htm
A Saudi report:
http://www.asharqalawsat.com/details.asp?section=43&article=315302&issue=9743
Reports which state that they may be o.k., and lists some of their benefits:
http://www.asharqalawsat.com/details.asp?section=15&article=370580&issue=10075
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/racist-chinese-advert-appalls-viewers/?cid=sf27052466+sf27052466
Ha ha ha
DUDE DRUGS XDDDD I'M A BAD BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY XDD
>>59935544
ring her you cunt
>>59935590
>5% pure euro coke
no thanks
>>59935244
you've never seen them live have you
Justice are your best export though
>>59935404
i'm not a billionaire pham
Plus they're uggo af
>>59935625
who is she haha
>>59935590
>>59935544
call her and post vocaroo
>18g of sugar in a tiny pot of vanilla yoghurt
fuck that shit, sticking with me greek
>Takes three days to reply to my message
>Continues conversation as if she was never gone
Doing my nut in.
>>59935642
this 2bh, coke here is almost universally shit.
>I fell for the "expensive headphones" meme
enjoy your £50+ placebo
>Energy drinks?! Puh! Foolish peons. Gentlesirs like myself only drink the purest sprinkling alkaline water
>>59935675
Haha so true!
>>59935692
take the hint mate
>>59935669
>haha
this is not something to laugh about m8
you must ring her immediately
might pull on the willy and see what happens
>>59935690
so it's likely been stomped a few times after leaving
>>59935704
t. pleb who knows fuck all about music
>you know that overwatch game. You can forget that
>Energy drinks are a popular item for the youth and I will continue to stock them
>100% halal
>>59935800
alri louis
5 months worth of meds and a bottle voddy away from the other side
see you all there, bye bye
>>59935647
i'm sure they're alright
i'm just """bantering"""
>>59935590
you're going away for a long time sunshine
>>59935616
Of course it's a fucking black guy from good old US of A that gets butthurt.
>>59935743
why mate haha
tell me a bit about her
>>59935800
>>59935828
what is this memeay
>>59935829
what meds
>>59935792
>never heard of chink brands
>>59935765
pics
>>59935733
it's not like that you absolute cunt trumpet.
She's just a mate
Not happy with you lads 2bh
>>59935853
She's called Jord and is a top slag
>>59935860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZuihDmYEvc
boys and the hood, that's where it's at
>I don't need energy drinks! Destroying Christians arguments on the internet already gives me the rush I need!
>>59935800
Alri Louie mate
might show my circumcised cock to my chinese gf's mother
>>59935917
anything else?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59935986
post chinese gf
>>59935467
accidentally watched all of the video
this documentary on channel 5 fucking hell
some fat single mum trying and failing at burlesque
just applied for a job at the tanning salon lads
apparently i'll be in charge of jubblies
>>59936001
She has an alright arse
>pic related
yo
eski
boi
>>59936092
Tyrone.
>Red Ed on QT
rev up them cheeky memes
trying to ring this Jord female but she's not picking up
>>59936064
Why would you apply for a job you'll never get?
>>59936124
alri cal
Who is Rasheed? Whoever he is, I am not him. Please stop calling me that.
>>59936074
haha ok why are you posting her number here though mate did she do something to offend you
>>59936101
No joke, that happened to me. Nobody said anything but I'm sure people must have seen.
>>59936198
That's not your name?
>>59936198
Rasheed
>>59935938
i dont get it
>>59936226
I think it's spelled wrong
>>59936174
Odds are hes an unskilled neet on the dole. You have to apply to pretty much every job you're qualified for if you want to keep your bennies.
>>59936168
She looks kinda slutty
>>59936200
Nah, I don't even know her personally I added at random and she keeps posting her phone number everywhere. She wants attention
>>59936092
gross desu
>>59935163
Can barely leave the house because of it. Literally destroying my life.
>>59935292
that's a big pepe
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