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ANIME
karen
nigger
crayon pop
>>59931134
ah, fuck
I'm gonna get banned again
>>59931188
anybody else ever eaten crayons?
>>59931159
r u an animu
fiancée just got back from her hen do in Newcastle, comes in she goes "Graham I can barely walk!" haha apparently she'd had a bit too much to drink and fell down the stairs! silly moo haha, that's why I love her though
Corrie
Haven't regularly visited /brit/ for a while, lads.
What's the hot new gimmick?
Also are Fat Cam and Cravendale still alive?
>>59931164
nope haha
hey it's me I just got off the train
>>59931211
the irony is that this exact situation happened in Vietnam and you lads lost
>>59931228
>allenstein
what the name of the person you'd love to knock fuck out of /brit/?
>>59931251
nah they're both dead and buried lad
>>59930958
Cunt
>>59931251
Fuck off you runt, your posting style is so recognisable
>>59931279
janny
>>59931279
(You)
>>59931211
>Vietnam
are louie
>>59931279
Rasheed
>>59931279
rizzle kicks
post gattos
>>59931279
Anna poster
some lad posted earlier about Johnny Depp not signing a prenup and how he was a mug because he's worth $500m and she's worth next to nothing
turns out she's divorcing him and pursuing $400m hahahaha
runts running about
>>59931287
You what?
Imagine thinking like this
what the fuck is going on tonight
/brit/ is too fast
did everyone break up from school or something?
>>59931334
good. stupid cunt for getting married to the woman who """"loves"""" him lol
>>59931378
Yes. It's a bank holiday weekend
Done two wanks in an hour.
>>59931331
>>59931272
samefag
>>59931279
I think his name was Louis Faichney, something like that
*looks at watch*
*looks away briefly*
*looks back at watch in a dramatic way*
>>59931394
aim for three next time lad
>>59931394
pics
>>59931397
I've seen fingers thicker than that neck.
>>59931392
fuck sake
hate knowing there's 16/17 year olds in here
completely changes
misogynists, all of you
me in the middle
>>59931438
t. 16/17 year old
>>59931438
Been browsing /brit/ since I was 12 mate
>>59931272
>your tiny hands
>your crazy kitten smile
>just don't leave
>don't leave
>misogynists, all of you
>>59931451
u gay?
>>59931438
It's a Thursday you mong
>>59931465
t. 15
harriet
Fucking Yank cunts are going to ruin Dirk Gently, fuck them the utter munters. Headed by the rainbow-haired total melt who has made more shit films than good ones, whose fucking idea was that? No way are they going to be able to make it smart or funny in that classic British way, it's literally impossible.
Twats. Yeah I'm mad.
>>59931451
is this shaguluf? how many slags did you smash lad?
>>59931465
So... yesterday?
>>59931451
Would bury my face in the Brasil desu lads
not gay though
>>59931490
haha why are they detached from your body?
>>59931505
Everything by Douglas Adams is insufferable reddit shite anyway.
If the lad I added on PSN the other day is here:
I deleted Destiny a few months ago and forgot but thanks for being my friend :3
>>59931552
literally fuck off
>Midfielder Fabian Delph is unlikely to make England's final 23-man Euro 2016 squad because of a groin strain, coach Roy Hodgson says.
made diner
back from game of thrones lads
>>59931538
They're not, I just poked them through my tighty whiteys to take a picture
>>59931552
Fuck off
>>59931600
Hold the door xx
>>59931600
hold the door lad haha!!
>>59931607
v. hot
>>59931600
did you win?
>>59931628
>>59931618
so emosh x
>tfw no qt to listen to Larry Heard with
end it famalams.
>>59931616
wtf
oops, just strained my groin lads
>>59931585
Danny Sturdg missed training today too
tights
>>59931552
If you think Douglas Adams is not good you are factually not British.
>>59931635
No one wins in the game of thrones lad
hoooot
>>59931370
Bothers me I dressed like that for about until I realized I looked like a twat.
>>59931334
ha ha this morning a lad was saying that it's not a bad thing that women can divorce men easily these days.
>If you think Douglas Adams is not good you are factually not British.
@59931676
Tbf I like his books but that was a very Reddit post
>>59931573
did the welfare state die overnight?
>>59931685
Isn't it just a posh version of musical chairs?
>>59931582
>>59931618
don't forget to bring le towel xD
>>59931676
DAE Dr Who and red letterboxes and cricket and tea xD I'm so British I shit le Queen :L :L
kys
>>59931728
Yeah if the chairs had big evil spikes on them
HAHA thing that is popular?!? Not nah for me xDDD Reddit!!!
Ha ha gets me every time.
>Dr Who fans
Yes that's it, remove any jewelry and gold teeth and have a nice warm shower.
>>59931777
me far right
>>59931741
>quirky gimmicks are reddit
k
y
s
>>59931741
>Unironically ironically using le and reddit disparagingly because you are incapable of expressing any valid criticisms
Embarrassing desu lad.
>>59931769
https://www.reddit.com/r/raerth/comments/cpxkq/reddits_favourite_books/c0udvs9
Really makes you think....
>>59931748
sounds a bit dicey but I am up for a game, I once put a fishing hook through my eyelid and I am still here, spike up the bum can't be that bad.
thinking of moving to belfast lads
thoughts?
>>59931573
>created jobs and kept immigrants out to give natives the best possible chance
>they lie around in the streets instead of working
he has a point
sickening to think slipknot might have started this whole "we have nothing to lose but our chains" SJW Marxist meme by chanting it in a song
do you think we'll ever have to fight for our country lads
>>59931823
The old woman should be replaced with a paki male with a bomb to make the image fair
>>59931820
I really liked slaughterhouse 5 as well :\\
>>59931823
>Leftist physics proficiency
>>59931858
you do know that a lot of homeless people are mentally ill? they should be given services.
After all, it was your country that spawned the Salvation Army.
>>59931871
why are they still making music
ffs
>>59931823
Just makes me irritated desu.
>>59931877
sounds a bit racist
>>59931885
so it le goes, m'lady xD
*contemplates*
>>59931871
corey taylor is the opposite of a marxist sjw faggot though
he is suprisingly moderate in his political views
>>59931871
if you care about things like this, you have way more important issues to deal with before some kids who like a song lyric.
>>59931903
that's the point of the advert sweetie
>>59931820
>What does Reddit drink? Water!!!
>What does Reddit eat? Food!!!
>What does Reddit breathe? Air!!!
All these things sre popular on Reddit mate, time to stop them
>>59931877
I fight for myself not your fabricated notion of a "country"
>>59931885
Something being 'reddit' doesn't necessarily mean it's bad, usually just cliche/over-rated/entry-level/pseudo-intellecutal, and often bad.
One week (seven days) til I can play One Piece Burning Blood.
I'm so fancy
>>59931930
Oh so it's bigoted to want to stay in the EU?
>>59931923
you're literally going to die now
>>59931930
BIGOTED WOMAN
>>59931962
Nah it's just a shit meme that's 'anything I don't like'
Dad started crying.
>>59931994
you already knooow
m'gentlesirs
>>59931871
>I used to REALLY like Slipknot in my edgy teenager phase
I cringe every time it comes up on my shuffle list.
>>59931996
haha oh well so it goes XD DAE think war is kinda ummm bad?? :/
>>59932026
I'm in the fast lane
>>59931962
nah I think I'll kill myself actually
>>59931962
Calling everything popular 'reddit' because you're so much more intelligent than le plebs is pseudo intellectual, not the other way round
/brit/ BTFO
what happened to Caralad, lads?
>>59932038
You only started hating them because of their fan base and what other people might think. Their first three albums are decent.
>>59932038
>He didn't listen to taking back sunday and send the lyrics to his gf on msn
Get on my cringe level senpai
>No Man's Sky reportedly delayed
>The game won't launch until "at least" July or August, sources say.
>>59932077
Kek. She has a point.
>>59932115
>muh videogaems :(
child
>>59932077
6'5 here la'
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYYEEEESSSSS
>>59932077
>Alright lads I was about to shag this girl but then it turned out she had a large labia minora.
>Naturally I binned Her
>>59932077
nothing wrong with that
>>59932077
the delusion is so fucking stupid
men want anything they can get if that means they can fuck regularly
>>59932148
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT
>>59932148
thats not very healthy tbph
YOU CAN'T SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLON BRANDO'S EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What did he mean by this?
FIVE FIVE FIVE TO THE
SIX
SIX
SIIIIIIIX
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36388560
Really makes you think
>>59932135
Wew
Such a witty remark I think I'll post it on r/4chan
>>59932077
>tfw 5ft 10
>get plenty of 6ft+ girls fancying me anyway
WHAT HAPPENED TO CARALAD, LADS?
I CHECKED THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE THREADS BUT I DON'T SEE HIS "cara" POSTS
DID HE AN HERO
>>59932150
are you referencing my short lived "Naturally I binned her" gimmick from earlier this week???
>>59932195
Stop posting me on there
Hmm...
Very interesting
>>59932077
you can change arse, waist and skin though
can't change height
>>59932193
only took them a decade to realise the blatantly obvious
>>59932205
rasheed
>>59932084
Tbf I can still mostly tolerate Iowa. They went very sharply downhill after Vol. 3 though, when they basically turned into Stone Sour.
>>59932193
>going to ban forced marriage and islamic divorce
Hey, equality pandering finally did something right
doing my third eye in
slipknot is still fun to listen to occasionally
i've been listening to korn recently.
>>59932041
rounding the lads up
say your prayers kiddo
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT
so true xx
>>59932197
>plenty of 6ft+ girls
where the fuck do you live
I only know 2 or 3 girls 6 foot or over
>>59932179
>the delusion is so fucking stupid
Why? You think people don't care about looks and appearance? You think they don't have a preference?
>>59932220
What's the purpose of Cornwall's existence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QXQz6uE0M
really really like this song
>>59932235
MFKR is their best album
mummy's being rude to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
OI BASEMAN
>spotify
>>59931930
I fail to see the point here.
>>59932220
fucking cornwall
>>59932244
Feel bad now, I like Kurt Vonnegut :[ got carried away
>>59932261
let me refer you to my previous post
>>59932179
>men want anything they can get if that means they can fuck regularly
>>59932232
Rorke
>>59932265
cute fem penises
>>59932179
Nah I'd rather have a wank than shag some fat, smelly and ugly cunt
>>59932077
lose some fucking weight and brush your teeth bitch
>>59932259
exeter
>Recognising the UI
>>59932330
you sure told her!
>>59932317
nah sometimes he isn't here but i try to keep him in my thoughts
>Girl at work has 'I am strong' as her phone screensaver
Who /cringe/ here?
>>59932315
>men want anything they can get if that means they can fuck regularly
no lad, I've turned down quite a range of girls
>I like Kurt Vonnegut
>>59931552
spoken like a true underage
Do I actually watch this anime or just read the plot and pretend I did
>>59932379
you gay?
>Countless teenage beans were flicked over these greasy mongs
interesting desu
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>59932372
alri lad thanks
>>59932433
>My fingers are rusted from frigging over Busted
lol'd
ABOLUTE CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpIVSnPeEoY
>>59932433
grim
>>59932326
my point is that you aren't asking for a lingerie model like this girl is saying
just a decent looking girl would do
she's such a fag
>>59932379
because they were too much below your standards, since you can get better you go for better, but you aren't asking for a big ass big tits nice face (lol, nice face and british, would be a first) rich woman that changes your diaper are you?
>>59932421
no, they were either fat, unattractive or just complete slags/wasters
Sharia law isn't practised here and will never have any influence in the UK you scaremongering little Englander UKIP voters
>>59932315
Yes, and you'd be wrong. Don't assume to speak for us all just cos you have zero standards.
Some lass wanting a tall partner is just as shallow as some lad wanting a slender big-titted gf.
who /exhaling/ here?
Really seriously fucking hyped for hoi4 at this point lads 2bqhwy
Josie would destroy Monica in a no holds barred fistfight
>>59931276
No, we won.
>>59932353
exeter mentioned
>all normies do is gossip
>cant join in because i dont know anyone to gossip about
>Why yes, I do indeed always have to get the last 'dora in m'lady!
>>59932480
not me, I inhale only
>>59932473
>Sharia law isn't practised here
It objectively is since an Islamic divorce requires a sharia approval. It's not government sanctioned, but it's applied every day in asian communities
i bet you sex doesn't feel half as good as letting out farts that were trapped behind a big poo
>this smelly cowardly froggy chubby chaser
what you up to lads
Woo!
Poo!
>>59932514
FONT
I haven't inhaled since I was 9
>>59932543
Just having a tink x
(You)!
>>59932487
she doesn't look like the fighter type
*likes something you don't*
Lads, do I listen to Annie Mac on Radio 1 or the EU Referendum Debate on 5Live?
>>59932491
hahaha quality post mate.
>>59932543
looking at a site my internet gf sent me
Jammer here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhzX0HYh3Qs
>>59932077
twitter is fucking awful
>>59932479
just because you're an herbivore vigin masturbating on hentai doesn't men the vast majority of the men doesn't work like that.
She isn't pointing out a double standard, she's saying that men ask too much and that women are reasonable in comparison
>women
>reasonable
>>59932468
>but you aren't asking for a big ass big tits nice face (lol, nice face and british, would be a first) rich woman that changes your diaper are you?
of course not
although, as it happens the girl I'm seeing at the moment is French
also, for what it's worth I've never fucked a British girl anyway, and all the girls I mentioned in: >>59932469 were British so maybe you're onto something lad
>>59932590
>>59932566
Well my parents raised me right and I haven't exhaled since I was 5
Oohooy Ooow
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
I'm what many people have described as "Alpha Male".
AMA.
/brit/ BTFO
>>59932620
*types sundaysport.com in my browser bar*
*looks up at you*
... what?
New the private eye out tomorrow
>>59932647
need the one in the middle to be my gf
/pol/ BTFO
>>59932239
>year 3000
dunno why this is the Busted song everyone remembers, it wasn't one of their best at all
>>59932656
*audience clapping hysterically*
>>59932656
Ahh yes it's just the Africans never thought of invading Europe
Nothing to do with the fact they couldn't if they tried
Truth and lie live side by side. Somewhere nearby death is lurking.
>>59932656
>racism is about historical and """institutionalised racism" guyzz
>i can't be racist lmao
amazing how logic this is
>>59932719
The Africans did invade Europe.
See: Spain.
>>59932647
Convinced they're fembots desu
>>59932656
why is so much of left wing comedy just saying the audience's opinion? there's literally not even a joke here
>>59932656
>white people ruined africa
There was nothing to ruin, it was a shithole from day fucking 1
>>59932656
>non white standard of beauty
not gonna happen
>>59932656
>Convince leaders to colonise europe
Yeah, try it.
Please.
I'm referring to Hodor "sacrificing himself" for Bran.
In the following behind the scenes video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfXP1RHLLx4 , actor Kristian Nairn says that it was very in-character for Hodor to sacrifice himself for his friends. It seems to be a common interpretation of the scene. However it should be clear that the actual person we know as Hodor was cowering and confused, as you would reasonably expect someone with his disability to do in such a situation. "Hodor" only took action when Bran took over his body. It follows that Hodor did not sacrifice himself for Bran, but instead Bran sacrificed Hodor for himself. Bran not only was the cause of Hodor's disability, who then had him serve him throughout his life, to eventually sacrifice him in order to ensure his own survival. It's an incredibly dark story, and a parallel to the Lord/Vassal and Master/Slave relationships in the real world.
>>59932755
they were just fighting against the oppression you white devil
all that raping and pillaging was basically reparations
>>59931451
Is he drinking piss?
did sharpie ever respond to the meme of putting their pens in the sphincter?
im gitting gud lads
>>59932779
any "political comedy" is usually wank to make up for the fact that the comedian isn't funny
satire is best when it's low key and cheeky rather than some long-winded rant
feel like I'm staring into the event horizon of a black hole
>>59932779
Daily reminder that there are NO good right-wing comedians.
Further daily reminder that most creative people are left-wing.
>>59932755
Those were Arabs and Berbers
Pretty sure he's on about sub-Saharan black Africa
>>59932620
>publishing a story about how a criminal threatened to rape someone and passing it off as a joke
>>59932618
And you'd be wrong. Stop thinking you're the spokesman for the male of the species, you bong-eyed freak.
>>59932816
weak
You cannot trust a single word that a woman says. Things women say have nothing to do with anything outside of their own self-interest. To women, reality < their social/financial standing. A woman will screw you over so badly in order to help herself. Women don't really care about your personal well-being so much as what you can do for them. This is why they don't contribute much to civilization. They might sleep with someone who does, which they equate, but if someone else comes along who makes a little more money, drives a nicer car, whatever, she will without hesitation start screwing the other guy in secret, waiting to make a "clean break" (milk whatever she can) from the first guy. I've seen this happen HUNDREDS of times. Men just don't possess that same level of outright malicious selfishness. Something else that makes them evil is that they reward men for acting like assholes. When they recognize evil in a man, they consider it to be very attractive, and they reward him for it. You know how Eve was the one who picked the apple in the Garden of Eden? Yeah, I think there might be something to that story.
>>59932755
Not really, the u mad bro empire was an Arabian empire that conquered parts of Africa and then Spain not he other way round
Is aisha here
Josie would like to talk with her about defecation
gonna fuck a bagel
*ambushes your convoy*
heh, nothing personnel kiddo
shit lads didn't realise there was an EU debate on bbc1 was there anyone good on it?
>>59932859
>>59932879
Fair enough, thought they were from North Africa
>>59931279
crayon pop poster
>>59932841
doing a severe doubt
also it depends what you consider "left" and "right"
just marathoned a plate of chicken nuggets
Laddies, there is this Japanese girl at work that I like.
Do I talk to her?
>>59932939
that's generally the first step
>>59932938
top kek
was cold as fuck last night, now it's 22 degrees
google = confirmed shitlords
>>59932939
no let me internet gf her
>>59932868
you're the bong, m8
>>59932909
I didn't realise just switching it on now m8
>>59932841
Nigel Farage could be a comedian if being a banker didn't pay better.
>>59932939
Slide a ruler down her bum crack
>>59932841
there are almost no good left wing comedians either
I really want some ice-cream but only women and children buy ice-cream so I'll end up looking like a loser if I buy some.
>>59932988
And you're the retard.
Alex salmond is on the debate
Incoming flop alert
>>59932939
blindfold her with a string of tooth-flossing
He has a point.
>>59932927
>>59931279
>you were born just in time to see caralad and the crayon poop posters duel to the death
>>59932922
The north Africans even rebelled against the Arabs desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berber_Revolt
>>59933073
how exactly did I benefit from it?
>alex salmon accuses no campaigners of scaremongering when they say leaving the uk will cost jobs and hurt the economy
>alex salmon rejects accusation of scaremongering when he says leaving the eu will cost jobs and hurt the economy
>>59933055
>A japanese production
>All japanese cast
call it in lads
makes you think
business idea: go into other generals and call them cucks
>>59933104
he said good not painfully unfunny tripe
>>59933045
w/e
>>59932830
>event horizon
Its a region in spacetime you twat
One doesn't see an event horizon
>>59933104
that's the exception to the rule
the overwhelming majority of comedy is left wing, the overwhelming majority of comedy is also shite
Reminder that 'once in a lifetime' means once every 2 years
>>59932620
>see the scary willy uncensored
It's like a child wrote this.
>>59933073
Pretty sure everyone's ancestors exploited someone at least once
>>59933130
>should I let my Dad eat me out
wtf
>>59933116
Funny thing is that FMA is one of the few animes where the main characters are canonically white.
>>59933176
how is this so?
>>59932865
That guy isn't a criminal. Its a pro wrestler called the Big Show.
>>59933073
Whether or not you are an extremist, you as a Muslim have benefited from extremism and are complicit in it. Sorry.
>>59933073
>this jumping to conclusions
tell that to the Gulf Arabs who still practice slavery in another form
>>59933176
It is if you're ethiopian
>>59932640
I was going to try to make a joke about living in a vacuum or something, so I tried to find an amusing image on google by searching for 'hoover mouth'
it turned out to be a gay gloryhole fetish or something :\\
>>59933110
Think he's talking about America where they actually had lots of slaves, compared to the UK where we didn't on the British isles
I'm *this* close to going on a heeming spree
>>59933073
>Jewish
/pol/ was right again!
>>59933130
>should i let my son touch me
??
>>59933055
I ironically think the characters of this anime were white, except a few like that scar guy who was middle eastern, and the homunculuses who were clearly not human
>>59933073
here come the millions of retards implicitly accepting the point and arguing on technicalities
i benefited from slavery indirectly and that's fine by me, who cares
>>59933206
If we have another Scottish referendum
>>59933225
pics
>>59933233
True, only 1.6% of white americans owned slaves though
>>59933130
think about what?
is this le men are evil meme?
>>59933225
bet you already knew that you gay little gayboy
>>59933130
creasing at the scenario that involves someone giving birth googling whether or not they should let their mum in
What's that feeling when a female is so cute that it actually hurts you emotionally ?
imagine being sexually attracted to cartoons hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah
any updates from the paki sissy cuck boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZuihDmYEvc
>>59933323
gay
>>59933333
>>59933323
being a soft cunt
>>59932656
Yes clearly people of color are doing badly look at this poor lad wearing a posh outfit and having people cheering him on stage.
>>59933333
Praying he got banned again
>>59933323
Elliot Roger Syndrome
>>59933254
Armetris (the country where the story is set) is an alternative reality Germany.
This is even a plot point.
>>59933333
lel
>>59933296
>96
double rude post
and yes all the pics were me (no doxx pls)
>>59933323
crippling self hate?
>>59933323
autism
>>59933333
nice digits
anyway, I think he's banned for the next couple days haha
took a shit in the local pool
lifeguard was NOT happy
>>59933333
Raped and murdered him earlier. He's floating down the Manchester Ship Canal in five black bin bags right now.
>>59933323
imagination
Can someone recommend me some beginner third eye core books lads?
>>59933391
ungrateful bastard, he wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for people like you
>>59933130
>Should I let my dad touched me
What
>>59933446
The Magus
>>59933283
How many of these "white americans" were jewish?
Finished wall e lads. Didn't cry but was a lovely film.
>>59933508
that's a very good question
>>59933508
>>59933639
what the fuck, the image didn't post
>>59933348
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>>59933353
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>>59933357
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>>59933385
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>>59933388
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>>59933430
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Stop posting here now
>>59933365
Ah yeah, I remember some part where the main character gets stuck in alternate reality and can't use alchemy.
>>59933762
:stoposting:
>>59933955
good lad
Last in. Suck me off!
