Captain America edition
ANIME
karen
nigger
crayon pop
>>59931134
ah, fuck
I'm gonna get banned again
>>59931188
anybody else ever eaten crayons?
>>59931159
r u an animu
fiancée just got back from her hen do in Newcastle, comes in she goes "Graham I can barely walk!" haha apparently she'd had a bit too much to drink and fell down the stairs! silly moo haha, that's why I love her though
Corrie
Haven't regularly visited /brit/ for a while, lads.
What's the hot new gimmick?
Also are Fat Cam and Cravendale still alive?
>>59931164
nope haha
>>59931223
yeah
hey it's me I just got off the train
>>59931211
the irony is that this exact situation happened in Vietnam and you lads lost
>>59931228
>allenstein
what the name of the person you'd love to knock fuck out of /brit/?
>>59931251
nah they're both dead and buried lad
>>59930958
Cunt
>>59931251
Fuck off you runt, your posting style is so recognisable
>>59931279
janny
>>59931279
(You)
>>59931211
>Vietnam
are louie
>>59931279
Rasheed
>>59931279
rizzle kicks
post gattos
>>59931279
Anna poster
some lad posted earlier about Johnny Depp not signing a prenup and how he was a mug because he's worth $500m and she's worth next to nothing
turns out she's divorcing him and pursuing $400m hahahaha
runts running about
>>59931287
You what?
Imagine thinking like this
what the fuck is going on tonight
/brit/ is too fast
did everyone break up from school or something?
>>59931334
good. stupid cunt for getting married to the woman who """"loves"""" him lol
>>59931378
Yes. It's a bank holiday weekend
Done two wanks in an hour.
>>59931331
>>59931272
samefag
>>59931279
I think his name was Louis Faichney, something like that
*looks at watch*
*looks away briefly*
*looks back at watch in a dramatic way*
>>59931394
aim for three next time lad
>>59931394
pics
>>59931397
I've seen fingers thicker than that neck.
>>59931392
fuck sake
hate knowing there's 16/17 year olds in here
completely changes
misogynists, all of you
me in the middle
>>59931438
t. 16/17 year old
>>59931438
Been browsing /brit/ since I was 12 mate
>>59931272
>your tiny hands
>your crazy kitten smile
>just don't leave
>don't leave
>misogynists, all of you
>>59931451
u gay?
>>59931438
It's a Thursday you mong
>>59931465
t. 15
>>59931419
x
harriet
Fucking Yank cunts are going to ruin Dirk Gently, fuck them the utter munters. Headed by the rainbow-haired total melt who has made more shit films than good ones, whose fucking idea was that? No way are they going to be able to make it smart or funny in that classic British way, it's literally impossible.
Twats. Yeah I'm mad.
>>59931451
is this shaguluf? how many slags did you smash lad?
>>59931465
So... yesterday?
>>59931451
Would bury my face in the Brasil desu lads
not gay though
>>59931490
haha why are they detached from your body?
>>59931505
Everything by Douglas Adams is insufferable reddit shite anyway.
If the lad I added on PSN the other day is here:
I deleted Destiny a few months ago and forgot but thanks for being my friend :3
>>59931552
literally fuck off
>Midfielder Fabian Delph is unlikely to make England's final 23-man Euro 2016 squad because of a groin strain, coach Roy Hodgson says.
made diner
back from game of thrones lads
>>59931538
They're not, I just poked them through my tighty whiteys to take a picture
>>59931552
Fuck off
>>59931600
Hold the door xx
>>59931600
hold the door lad haha!!
>>59931607
v. hot
>>59931600
did you win?
>>59931628
>>59931618
so emosh x
>tfw no qt to listen to Larry Heard with
end it famalams.
>>59931616
wtf
oops, just strained my groin lads
>>59931585
Danny Sturdg missed training today too
tights
>>59931552
If you think Douglas Adams is not good you are factually not British.
>>59931635
No one wins in the game of thrones lad
hoooot
>>59931370
Bothers me I dressed like that for about until I realized I looked like a twat.
>>59931334
ha ha this morning a lad was saying that it's not a bad thing that women can divorce men easily these days.
>>59931552
>If you think Douglas Adams is not good you are factually not British.
@59931676
Tbf I like his books but that was a very Reddit post
>>59931573
did the welfare state die overnight?
>>59931685
Isn't it just a posh version of musical chairs?
>>59931582
>>59931618
don't forget to bring le towel xD
>>59931676
DAE Dr Who and red letterboxes and cricket and tea xD I'm so British I shit le Queen :L :L
kys
>>59931728
Yeah if the chairs had big evil spikes on them
HAHA thing that is popular?!? Not nah for me xDDD Reddit!!!
Ha ha gets me every time.
>Dr Who fans
Yes that's it, remove any jewelry and gold teeth and have a nice warm shower.
>>59931777
me far right
>>59931741
>quirky gimmicks are reddit
k
y
s
>>59931741
>Unironically ironically using le and reddit disparagingly because you are incapable of expressing any valid criticisms
Embarrassing desu lad.
>>59931769
https://www.reddit.com/r/raerth/comments/cpxkq/reddits_favourite_books/c0udvs9
Really makes you think....
>>59931748
sounds a bit dicey but I am up for a game, I once put a fishing hook through my eyelid and I am still here, spike up the bum can't be that bad.
thinking of moving to belfast lads
thoughts?
>>59931573
>created jobs and kept immigrants out to give natives the best possible chance
>they lie around in the streets instead of working
he has a point
sickening to think slipknot might have started this whole "we have nothing to lose but our chains" SJW Marxist meme by chanting it in a song
do you think we'll ever have to fight for our country lads
>>59931823
The old woman should be replaced with a paki male with a bomb to make the image fair
>>59931820
I really liked slaughterhouse 5 as well :\\
>>59931823
>Leftist physics proficiency
>>59931858
you do know that a lot of homeless people are mentally ill? they should be given services.
After all, it was your country that spawned the Salvation Army.
>>59931871
why are they still making music
ffs
>>59931823
Just makes me irritated desu.
>>59931877
sounds a bit racist
>>59931885
so it le goes, m'lady xD
*contemplates*
>>59931871
corey taylor is the opposite of a marxist sjw faggot though
he is suprisingly moderate in his political views
>>59931227
>>59931871
if you care about things like this, you have way more important issues to deal with before some kids who like a song lyric.
>>59931903
that's the point of the advert sweetie
>>59931820
>What does Reddit drink? Water!!!
>What does Reddit eat? Food!!!
>What does Reddit breathe? Air!!!
All these things sre popular on Reddit mate, time to stop them
>>59931877
I fight for myself not your fabricated notion of a "country"
>>59931885
Something being 'reddit' doesn't necessarily mean it's bad, usually just cliche/over-rated/entry-level/pseudo-intellecutal, and often bad.
One week (seven days) til I can play One Piece Burning Blood.
I'm so fancy
>>59931930
Oh so it's bigoted to want to stay in the EU?
>>59931923
you're literally going to die now
>>59931930
BIGOTED WOMAN
>>59931962
Nah it's just a shit meme that's 'anything I don't like'
Dad started crying.
>>59931994
you already knooow
m'gentlesirs
>>59931871
>I used to REALLY like Slipknot in my edgy teenager phase
I cringe every time it comes up on my shuffle list.
>>59931996
haha oh well so it goes XD DAE think war is kinda ummm bad?? :/
>>59932026
I'm in the fast lane
>>59931962
nah I think I'll kill myself actually
>>59931962
Calling everything popular 'reddit' because you're so much more intelligent than le plebs is pseudo intellectual, not the other way round
/brit/ BTFO
what happened to Caralad, lads?
>>59932038
You only started hating them because of their fan base and what other people might think. Their first three albums are decent.
>>59932038
>He didn't listen to taking back sunday and send the lyrics to his gf on msn
Get on my cringe level senpai
>No Man's Sky reportedly delayed
>The game won't launch until "at least" July or August, sources say.
>>59932077
Kek. She has a point.
>>59932115
>muh videogaems :(
child
>>59932077
6'5 here la'
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYYEEEESSSSS
>>59932077
>Alright lads I was about to shag this girl but then it turned out she had a large labia minora.
>Naturally I binned Her
>>59932077
nothing wrong with that
>>59932077
the delusion is so fucking stupid
men want anything they can get if that means they can fuck regularly
>>59932148
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT
>>59932148
thats not very healthy tbph
YOU CAN'T SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLON BRANDO'S EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What did he mean by this?
FIVE FIVE FIVE TO THE
SIX
SIX
SIIIIIIIX
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36388560
Really makes you think
>>59932135
Wew
Such a witty remark I think I'll post it on r/4chan
>>59932077
>tfw 5ft 10
>get plenty of 6ft+ girls fancying me anyway
WHAT HAPPENED TO CARALAD, LADS?
I CHECKED THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE THREADS BUT I DON'T SEE HIS "cara" POSTS
DID HE AN HERO
>>59932150
are you referencing my short lived "Naturally I binned her" gimmick from earlier this week???
>>59932195
Stop posting me on there
Hmm...
Very interesting
>>59932077
you can change arse, waist and skin though
can't change height
>>59932193
only took them a decade to realise the blatantly obvious
>>59932205
rasheed
>>59932084
Tbf I can still mostly tolerate Iowa. They went very sharply downhill after Vol. 3 though, when they basically turned into Stone Sour.
>>59932193
>going to ban forced marriage and islamic divorce
Hey, equality pandering finally did something right
doing my third eye in
slipknot is still fun to listen to occasionally
i've been listening to korn recently.
>>59932041
rounding the lads up
say your prayers kiddo
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT
so true xx
>>59932197
>plenty of 6ft+ girls
where the fuck do you live
I only know 2 or 3 girls 6 foot or over
>>59932179
>the delusion is so fucking stupid
Why? You think people don't care about looks and appearance? You think they don't have a preference?
>>59932220
What's the purpose of Cornwall's existence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QXQz6uE0M
really really like this song
>>59932235
MFKR is their best album
mummy's being rude to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
OI BASEMAN
>spotify
>>59931930
I fail to see the point here.
>>59932220
fucking cornwall
>>59932244
Feel bad now, I like Kurt Vonnegut :[ got carried away
>>59932261
let me refer you to my previous post
>>59932179
>men want anything they can get if that means they can fuck regularly
>>59932232
Rorke
>>59932265
cute fem penises
>>59932179
Nah I'd rather have a wank than shag some fat, smelly and ugly cunt
>>59932077
lose some fucking weight and brush your teeth bitch
>>59932259
exeter
>Recognising the UI
>>59932330
you sure told her!
>>59932317
nah sometimes he isn't here but i try to keep him in my thoughts
>Girl at work has 'I am strong' as her phone screensaver
Who /cringe/ here?
>>59932315
>men want anything they can get if that means they can fuck regularly
no lad, I've turned down quite a range of girls
>I like Kurt Vonnegut
>>59931552
spoken like a true underage
Do I actually watch this anime or just read the plot and pretend I did
>>59932379
you gay?
>Countless teenage beans were flicked over these greasy mongs
interesting desu
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>59932372
alri lad thanks
>>59932433
>My fingers are rusted from frigging over Busted
lol'd
ABOLUTE CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpIVSnPeEoY
>>59932433
grim
>>59932326
my point is that you aren't asking for a lingerie model like this girl is saying
just a decent looking girl would do
she's such a fag
>>59932379
because they were too much below your standards, since you can get better you go for better, but you aren't asking for a big ass big tits nice face (lol, nice face and british, would be a first) rich woman that changes your diaper are you?
>>59932421
no, they were either fat, unattractive or just complete slags/wasters
Sharia law isn't practised here and will never have any influence in the UK you scaremongering little Englander UKIP voters
>>59932315
Yes, and you'd be wrong. Don't assume to speak for us all just cos you have zero standards.
Some lass wanting a tall partner is just as shallow as some lad wanting a slender big-titted gf.
who /exhaling/ here?
Really seriously fucking hyped for hoi4 at this point lads 2bqhwy
Josie would destroy Monica in a no holds barred fistfight
>>59931276
No, we won.
>>59932353
exeter mentioned
>all normies do is gossip
>cant join in because i dont know anyone to gossip about
>Why yes, I do indeed always have to get the last 'dora in m'lady!
>>59932480
not me, I inhale only
>>59932473
>Sharia law isn't practised here
It objectively is since an Islamic divorce requires a sharia approval. It's not government sanctioned, but it's applied every day in asian communities
i bet you sex doesn't feel half as good as letting out farts that were trapped behind a big poo
>this smelly cowardly froggy chubby chaser
what you up to lads
Woo!
Poo!
>>59932514
FONT
I haven't inhaled since I was 9
>>59932543
Just having a tink x
(You)!
>>59932487
she doesn't look like the fighter type
*likes something you don't*
Lads, do I listen to Annie Mac on Radio 1 or the EU Referendum Debate on 5Live?
>>59932491
hahaha quality post mate.
>>59932543
looking at a site my internet gf sent me
Jammer here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhzX0HYh3Qs
>>59932077
twitter is fucking awful
>>59932479
just because you're an herbivore vigin masturbating on hentai doesn't men the vast majority of the men doesn't work like that.
She isn't pointing out a double standard, she's saying that men ask too much and that women are reasonable in comparison
>women
>reasonable
>>59932468
>but you aren't asking for a big ass big tits nice face (lol, nice face and british, would be a first) rich woman that changes your diaper are you?
of course not
although, as it happens the girl I'm seeing at the moment is French
also, for what it's worth I've never fucked a British girl anyway, and all the girls I mentioned in: >>59932469 were British so maybe you're onto something lad
>>59932590
>>59932566
Well my parents raised me right and I haven't exhaled since I was 5
Oohooy Ooow
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
I'm what many people have described as "Alpha Male".
AMA.
/brit/ BTFO
>>59932620
*types sundaysport.com in my browser bar*
*looks up at you*
... what?
New the private eye out tomorrow
>>59932647
need the one in the middle to be my gf
/pol/ BTFO
>>59932239
>year 3000
dunno why this is the Busted song everyone remembers, it wasn't one of their best at all
>>59932656
*audience clapping hysterically*
>>59932656
Ahh yes it's just the Africans never thought of invading Europe
Nothing to do with the fact they couldn't if they tried
Truth and lie live side by side. Somewhere nearby death is lurking.
>>59932656
>racism is about historical and """institutionalised racism" guyzz
>i can't be racist lmao
amazing how logic this is
>>59932719
The Africans did invade Europe.
See: Spain.
>>59932647
Convinced they're fembots desu
>>59932656
why is so much of left wing comedy just saying the audience's opinion? there's literally not even a joke here
>>59932656
>white people ruined africa
There was nothing to ruin, it was a shithole from day fucking 1
>>59932656
>non white standard of beauty
not gonna happen
>>59932656
>Convince leaders to colonise europe
Yeah, try it.
Please.
I'm referring to Hodor "sacrificing himself" for Bran.
In the following behind the scenes video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfXP1RHLLx4 , actor Kristian Nairn says that it was very in-character for Hodor to sacrifice himself for his friends. It seems to be a common interpretation of the scene. However it should be clear that the actual person we know as Hodor was cowering and confused, as you would reasonably expect someone with his disability to do in such a situation. "Hodor" only took action when Bran took over his body. It follows that Hodor did not sacrifice himself for Bran, but instead Bran sacrificed Hodor for himself. Bran not only was the cause of Hodor's disability, who then had him serve him throughout his life, to eventually sacrifice him in order to ensure his own survival. It's an incredibly dark story, and a parallel to the Lord/Vassal and Master/Slave relationships in the real world.
>>59932755
they were just fighting against the oppression you white devil
all that raping and pillaging was basically reparations
>>59931451
Is he drinking piss?
did sharpie ever respond to the meme of putting their pens in the sphincter?
im gitting gud lads
>>59932779
any "political comedy" is usually wank to make up for the fact that the comedian isn't funny
satire is best when it's low key and cheeky rather than some long-winded rant
