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janny's gonna do his NUT
crayon pop
song name?
miuq
kek, OP of the old thread just got destroyed
Chatting with the lads
often wonder how you spastics manage to tie your own shoelaces in the morning, the way you go about making new threads
the last thread was shit anyways
BAZINGA
My calories for today:
Vimto sweets: 400 kcals
5 eggs: 300 kcals
Fizzy vimto: 160 kcals
Vimto ice lolly: 40 kcals
130g mixed nuts: 750 kcals
Frying steaks and potatoes for tea: 600 kcals
What should I use to rest of my calories for? Hit my protein and fat targets already and got 500 kcals left
>>59929401
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>often wonder how you spastics manage to tie your own shoelaces in the morning, the way you go about making new threads
>>59929419
thanks mate
>>59929430
why would you wear shoes inside?
>>59929430
loop swoop and pull
bunny ears are for manchildren
>>59929476
to avoid getting your feet wet if your piss bottles fall over
Nile are the KANGz of riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRM1zw_v-NM
>that breakdown at 1:30
you pick any song and its fucking fantastic
What's better buying physical books or downloading for an e-reader
>>59929529
physical books
>>59929506
it's just piss mate. Basically water innit.
compensation? nah not a fan
>>59929529
Not reading at all, you fucking degenerate.
>>59929523
N I L E
I
L
E
>>59929529
e-reader
>>59929529
Ebooks are convenient but you can't impress the honeys by reading your copy of Dostoyevsky on a kindle desu
>>59929529
I always say I prefer a physical book but in reality I read more from an e reader because it's convenient
>>59929529
physical by far but if you take trips a lot its more convenient to get an e-reader
I prefer just regular books though
>>59929529
physical by far
Janny's going to be bouncing off the walls when he peeps this
>>59929551
it's an offense to imposterise the janny
Proxy.
>>59929529
Its a matter of opinion and preferance desu. I mostly read physical stuff
>>59929584
>>59929586
physical by far
>>59929476
the lads over at FacialAbuse wear them inside so they don't get cum and puke on their feet
Hello my name is Andrew and I am new here. How can we upvote on this forum?
Is Somalia the only example of an anarchist society working with success? We're talking about a group of people who've known life without a government for thousands of years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xeer
>Under Xeer, there is no authority that dictates what the law should be. The law is instead discovered by judges as they determine the best way to resolve a dispute. As such, the Somali nation by tradition is a stateless society; that is, Somalis have never accepted the authority of any central government, their own or any other
What the Greeks said about the ancient Somali "Berbers"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_(region)
>The document describes the Barbaroi's system of governance as decentralized, and essentially consisting of a collection of autonomous city-states. It also suggests that "the Berbers who live in the place are very unruly", an apparent reference to their independent streak.
>inb4 warlordism isn't anarchist
>lost progress on this stupid artsy thing in gimp that I was kinda proud of because I didn't save and somehow closed the tab
>Tfw I learn that all my acquaintances secretly think I'm an antisocial, boring fuck
>That MILF admitted to me that I don't like having fun
>Another acquaintance told me that she's never seen me smile
>No way to show that I have a character because we're on summer break now
Leaving a bad LAST impression is the worst fucking thing.
Just end my life senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZuihDmYEvc
>>59929644
reported for shitty gimmick
is 'gainst te rules
>>59929656
>secretly
font
>>59929592
his nuts are already in the vice
To the EXTREME
>Multiple sources tell @Cbsnews that Trump was kidding about debating Sanders & it will never happen. (H/t @stevechaggaris and @MajorCBS)
berncucks unironically thought they were getting a debate lmfao
>>59929656
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Ant and Dec
>>59929683
reported for announcing report
is against the rules
>>59929597
>you will never have a joint anal masturbation in your bedroom with Proxy
>>59929708
id deck both of the cunts desu
SHUT UP LYNN
>>59929656
who cares
normies should be wiped out
>>59929708
Needs the beard
Someone link me that fat British YouTube lad
>>59929669
kek
Is there any point in dexterity in dark souls apart from getting it high enough to equip the weapon you want? I have a sword that scales B with both dex and str, I have 40 strength and 30 dexterity, should I respec and put my dexterity down to 18 and increase my strength to 52? Or should I keep them as they are since my weapon scales with both?
>>59929562
>that opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ5QleN03DU
>>59929709
aaaaaaaaand reported
is 'gainst te rules to report janny
>>59929708
what happens when one of them dies
does the other one carry on without them or is it like a package deal
>>59929706
Sounds like he's afraid
my escort just text me asking me if I wanted to go for a meal this weekend
have you lot read piers' article today? pretty insightful
>>59929778
literally music for overgrown sperglords
>>59929777
>str/dex above 40
lmao. just lmao
>>59929708
>Saturday Night Takeaway is premier prime time entertainment in bongistan
I remember my dad was watching it once and all of a sudden everyone put on a sailors hat and started going 'OOOET OOOET'
There's no earthly way of knowing
In which thread we are going.
There's no knowing where we're posting
Or which way the posters are posting.
Is it cara?
Is it kpop?
Is a swedish poster a spamming?
Not a speck of light is showing
in janny's room in which mold is growing.
Are the screens of his computer a glowing?
Is the grisly janny mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the posters keep on posting.
And janny's blood pressure is not showing
any signs that it is slowing!
>>59929827
Bernie couldn't even handle 2 teenagers from BLM nevermind Trump
>>5992983
Fuck off, yank.
>>59929834
what is the moron on about now?
Iktf
>>59929827
Bernie is like his exact counterpart
it wouldn't serve him to debate him unless he bulls a primary victory out of his ass
Hillary and Trump are close enough to one another that he can demolish her meanwhile she can't say much in response since she wants the same votes, meanwhile Bernie can just go ham.
>>59929706
sounds like Trump pussied out Tbh
>>59929876
>Is a swedish poster a spamming?
haha im not that swede, you can relax xD
>>59929778
>>59929850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBzf9Wk3OJs
>>59929850
what exactly were you expecting from a canadian
>>59929881
So it would be great for them to debate if he would destroy him right?
>>59929869
I have no idea how to build my character in this fucking game
Pls help
Why is increasing my str/dex a bad thing? More damage innit
>>59929717
>ywn cuddle Proxy after a long day of her shoving things up her ass
>ywn rub soothing cream on her asshole
>>5992991
yank
>>59929651
Firstly, that's just common law taken to extremes. We have that.
>Is Somalia the only example of an anarchist society working with success?
Somalia is a warzone, I'd hardly call it successful
>"Hello Peter, yeah there's some lads bring immoral on /brit/"
>...
>"Cannabis"
>...
>"10-15 minutes? That's great thanks"
>>59929850
so perfect for you then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z32X0-4QjKs
>>59929937
Saved this picture thanks mate x
>>59929940
Why would Trump waste his time debating loser Bernie?
>>5992993
FUCK OFF
>>59929651
Somalia is literally a shithole mate, the only thing resembling a functioning civilisation is the muslim majority basically seperatist government in the north
do not believe the memes
>>59929523
Egyptians were aliens.
Pyramids are spaceships.
>>59929985
i'm not overgrown
Watching WALL-E lads.
This film is going to make me cry I fucking know it.
>>59929967
>Any moment Jihadis could storm into your room and gun you down
>Not successful
Kuffar scum out
distinct lack of pictures of milford haven train station on google images
>>59930007
Ermm just because they're black doesn't mean it's bad???? Racist and sexist
need some help lads
finished the uni year and going home shortly but got too much stuff to put in the car and the contract for this house ends 30th june, not moving into the new place til july 15th
suggestions for this feel?
>>59930035
You're fat haha
>>59930035
fat fuck
>>59929935
fantastic
>tfw this reminds me of the opening to Starcraft: Brood War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pipMEAUsNYw
>>59930054
steal a trolly and sleep rough for 2 weeks
having doubts that none of you are actually virgins
>>59930035
fatty
>>59930036
My home is rigged with 117 claymore mines
come and get you god damn pakis
>>59930079
but i have a place to stay just nowhere to put my stuff
>>59929998
Exactly he wouldn't because he isn't guaranteed to win lmao
>the normies in my house are always loud as fuck, playing shit music and tittering like girls
>have to have my headphones at an Inhumane volume so I can't hear them
Fucking normies are ruining my hearing
you discover new things every time you listen to it
>>59930054
rent a small trailer for 15 days
tarp it
park it at your parent's
>>59930055
>>59930076
>>59930098
DELETE THIS
>>59930115
>driving
FONT
FOB
>>59930111
Time to start stealing things
>>59930111
stop being a cunt and have fun
You've not seen the last of Barbados Slim. Now goodbye, forever.
>>59930084
i fucking wish i wasn't
>>59930054
get rid of some of your crap
>>59930111
buy a pair of ear defenders and put them over your headphones, you can keep it at a reasonably volume
>>59930022
you're a blithering manbaby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs5nqPX3OA
what game should I download lads
wonder what louie's doing
>yanks
>>59930183
yeah dont tell me what to do?
>>59930136
stop shilling your thread finlandcuck
as an ugly man i shouldnt have a good life
>>59930195
been having fun in space pirates and zombies 2 desu
>>59930202
Being a nuisance I'll bet
>>59930229
This is what tories actually believe.
>>59930158
he has a car lad
i'm not talking to myself there
>>59930194
whatever sucker
uhm reminder that im the official swedish poster of brit
get out cunt
>>59930195
Battlefield 1942
>>59930213
Ah yes im sure the CIA hands out membership cards to those that it supplies weapons to
>>59930214
get rid of some of your crap NOW
I wonder if he's still holding on to the door
need to eat but got no food in & normies are occupying the kitchen anyway
feel like some tea
betta rev up the microwave
>>59930268
>cunt
Don't you EVER say that again.
it's rolling time
>>59930268
you're officially a turbofaggot namewanker
no more, no less
>>59929322
i'm still upset that he didn't win the elections
imagine all the dank memes
>>59930166
I don't want to be with them constantly chatting shit and listening to their music, it gets boring really fucking fast. Especially when all they talk about is MUH GYM MUH WEEKEND PLANS MUH GF MUH SLAGS MUH SICK SHOES MUH CLOTHES MUH HAIR MUH FOOTBALL MUH TUNES
>>59930307
DUDE
>>59930295
same
'Are Proxy
>>59930330
WEED
>>59930311
you used to be cool, france
what happened?
I hate yanks
Should I?
>>59929322
Ed is on QT tonight, I'm so excited, I have missed him : 3
>>59930331
well you are one
>>59930318
I'm upset he didn't win the election because he had a really strong manifesto
>>59930332
she looks like an SJW cunt
>>59930278
Literally nobody is claiming that you absolute fucking idiot
as an ugly man i dont deserve happiness or success
>>59930332
slag
yanks
>>59930350
the only thing strong in that picture is the photographer's stomach desu
>>59930307
Hope you're backrolling la'
>>59930350
not a fan of this fat acceptance shit
making too many women content to be disgusting
>>59930373
not one occupying the kitchen i'm not
>>59930350
>liking Ray William Johnson
absolute melt
>>59930350
>Ray William Johnson and 10k others
my fetish: the video
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ba0_1464220657
Don't know why Ireland pretends to be socialist
not even going to dignify (You)
tripfags are worst than hitler
>>59930393
that is literally me
where did you get this one?
>>59929708
Bant & Kek
Wonder what this would entail.
>>59930409
low test beta identified
>"worse than hitler"-meme
who else but the french?
>>59930375
Yeah it was very strong, almost as if it was made of stone or something
>>59930453
wew
would love to meet her
are jez
looking out for the little guy
tired already
Still got my thawb on
desu this is the only rap-metal I genuinely enjoy
can't stand RATM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpBcPq8lDPc
im back, the other poster was a fraud btw
wish the normies downstairs would fuck off
>yanks
AND I'M FEELING
*clap* clap*
Looks like we won't be seeing Thai lad again
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36389771
>>59930540
> A British woman
thailass
>>59930494
Voting Labour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4
>>59930462
when I'm in better shape then she is and eat healthier there is a problem
last girl I dated couldn't even hike 5k and ate fried food every day
was pathetic
>>59930557
hahaha... ass... it means bum lol
>>59930574
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>>>/soc/
>>>/facebook/
>>59930195
Get a life you fucking manchild
thoughts on this?
>uni is much more fun when you aren't sitting in your room wanking all the time
>>59930569
based chinese
this is why I learn mandarin
>>59930569
lol
can't remember why I get up in the mornings haha
>>59930603
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>>59930569
hmm
>>59930577
>ass
FOY
>>59930600
is that one on steam?
>>59930603
Probably
>>59930632
it's a quote you absolute nonce
>>59930643
>FOY
FOY
aiming for a 280kg farmer's walk on monday, picked up 275 okay today but couldn't walk it because runts were using the track to do crossfit
>>59930603
tried this
wasn't a fan
most uni related "events" were complete trash and all the clubs (both dance clubs and actual hobby/special interest clubs) were awful.
doing a poo
going to do copious amounts of illicit substances this weekend lads
doing a poo
>>59930667
>Farmer's walk
Wat is?
>>59930662
from me no less
>>59930603
it's 100% true
i love the "doing a poo" meme
its a classic
>>59930692
good lad
because...
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
>>59930686
>the only fun available at university is through uni clubs
eh?
>>59930690
>>59930708
have fun x
>>59930692
i reported you to the police for having a butter knife
enjoy your life sentence junkie scum
>>59930603
>not wanking all over uni
literally wasting your time
>>59930730
if you keep telling yourself that enough, it will happen
>>59930709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOGLK7uYunc
>>59930692
I am next weekend
forcing my poo up and down my anus whilst wanking
Ah, yes. Much better.
>>59930667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7AvgmRgHKI
big lad
>tfw one of your group of friends turns the conversation towards video games and you can finally contribute to the discussion
>>59929656
steps to failure:
1. giving a shit what the normies think of you?
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/25/man-told-to-remove-pond-because-its-dangerous-for-burglars-5905006/?ito=twitter
>A man has claimed he has been told to remove a pond in his back garden because it could pose a danger to burglars.
>Kevin Sheehan said he was told by his housing association that if someone breaks into his garden they could fall in as it is hidden from view the other side of his fence.
No words lads.
>>59930733
no but I'm saying I didn't enjoy them or most of the shit uni had to offer
the stuff I did enjoy was shit I do regularly anyways and not related to uni
FUCK SAKE it's time to go to work
>>59930667
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BCVpnUBqDl
>>59930784
it's broken britain
>>59930790
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>>59930784
He was told to do it because he built it without planning consent
Don't eat the bait
thoughts?
>>59930784
it's health and safety gone mad
mister lister the sister fister
>The first of the BBC's EU referendum debates is taking place in Glasgow in front of an audience of young people
>Alex Salmond and Alan Johnson are making the case for remaining in the EU
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36050790
ah yes I'm ready for a fair and impartial broadcast from the BBC on the EU referendum
>>59930820
hey fatty, what's up?
Please define the following terms:
runt
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>>59930780
>"STEPS TO FAILURE" -- INDICATING THAT THERE WILL BE CLEAR STEPS TO FAILURE
>FIRST STEP IS A FUCKEN QUESTION
I AM THIS CLOSE NIGGER
>>59930778
>tfw your friend turns the discussion to videogames and you have to sit there giving vague responses because you barely play anything anymore and what you do play is all niche meme shit
>>59930837
fuck off nigger
>>59930769
I'm nowhere near that big, he presumably shits all over my other lifts
I'm just good at moving events because I do (comparatively to most lifters at least) a lot of cardio
>>59930836
it's political correctness gone mad
>>59930811
Since when do you need planning permission to dig a hole?
wanna go to the mosque, don't wanna chase tail
>>59930761
wew Mariusz smashed it
>>59930778
>tfw don't even play normie video games
>>59930863
hey fatty, what's up?
>>59930875
When you fll it with animals
>>59930804
Beautiful
What the fuck does FONT mean?
>>59930875
since it was written into planning permission
>>59930893
fuck off nigger
![emoji-masks-for-social-media-android-iphone-text-electronic-message-emoticons-kaomoji-facial-expressions-smilies-smiley--[3]-148920-p.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VoIogwy.jpg "emoji-masks-for-social-media-android-iphone-text-electronic-message-emoticons-kaomoji-facial-expressions-smilies-smiley [3]-148920-p")
It's ___already___ 8pm
>>59930850
FONT means fuck off normie twat
all abnormie freaks fuck off
cornwall's posts are shit
>>59930915
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HOUSE
EVERY
WEEKEND
>>59930880
that was his last year in WSM, Savickas merked him in every other event that year
>>59930915
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whats her name /brit/?
>>59930915
it's political correctness gone mad
>>59930953
oust
Wish I had friends
http://uk.businessinsider.com/obama-seth-meyers-roast-trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner-2016-4
>trump just sitting there
bet he wanted to massacre him
>>59930924
hey nigger, what's up?
business idea: leave the midlands and become a storm chaser in kansas
>>59930958
lingling chua
Poleaboos ban has now officially expired
>>59930958
Magdalena and Monika
What the fuck does normie mean?
>>59930950
literally one of the best posters here you newfag
>>59930958
lydia
>>59930915
it's fuck off normie twat
>>59930810
Wish I was mate
>>59930990
>daytime /brit/ in 1 post
>>59930958
ur mum
what does FOAL mean?
business idea: selling suicide kits
>>59930986
It was a 3 day ban so no it hasn't
>>59930972
Can wouldn't mind being your friend
Oh for fucks sake
>>59930950
>using reddit flags
fuck off
whats a normie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OC7z__uKbA
registering on the social anxiety support forums lads
Played eu4 for the first time in about a year today and remembered how fucking shite it is
dont reply to him
>>59931031
The ban page said 3 days, I don't why though, my ban page said I was only banned for 1 day
Proof being I am currently using my 4chan pass
>>59931024
>A foal is an equine up to one year old; the term is used mainly for horses. More specific terms are colt for a male foal and filly for a female foal, used until the horse is three or four.
reply to him
>>59931056
she's fit tbqh, chokers make me diamonds as well
>>59930958
stephany, although it used to be stephen
wanna fug that Dan british lad from Youtube in his bp tbqh
Name a county more reddit than cornwall.
about to play age of empires III
just got registered on the sex offender list lads
>>59931063
Poleaboo was a member back when he was 18
It's alright but people take themselves way to seriously
>>59931102
good fucking lad
by far my favourite in the series
>>59931056
>The Alex Jones Channel
haha no mate, won't be watching
that bird is cute though
>>59931103
what was it for lad
>>59930946
>>59930915
''FONT'' is a term used by paki virgin losers who hate the fact that Westerners like drinking, partying, going to social gatherings, talking to members of the opposite gender and making love.
>>59931129
fingered a drunk girl on a bench
anyone else work really hard to the point you're so tired that you just break down and cry?
literally not even sad i just feel so drained
>>59931080
Is an foal a athlete?
>>59931080
i raised a foal once. my parents bought a horse from this dodgy irish fella and it turned out the mare was fucking preggers. was funny going up to the field one day and seeing a tiny fucking horse frolicking about.
Really makes you think....
*scratches beard*
put on my tinder bio that if I don't get a gf in the next week i'm offing myself
so far no matches
>>59931090
>she's fit tbqh,
>>59931124
>that bird is cute though
That's why I posted it
>>59931114
you should still be banned
>>59931148
>making love.
>>59930958
cornwall
>>59931148
Bauhaus
>people take themselves way too seriously
well not everybody can be a happy go lucky degenerate turd now can they?
>>59931950
give it a go
