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Puppies
anyone seen the 4/10 gfs? could do with one
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36388560
AHAHAHAHAHOOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHHEOOHGOOHHOOOEHEPEPHEHEHHEHOHEOHOEOOGHOOHOHOOOEOEOEOEO
communism Tbh
So I'm 100% English but both my parents are from India. They want me to marry an Indian girl but I think I would be happier with an English girl. I don't want to upset my parents.
What should I do?
>brits actually think jammer isn't a shit rapper
remember, this is the supposed epitome of british music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUpdTHnT85s
>>59927577
marry the indian girl
>>59927527
That's fine darling xoxo
did an early poo
>>59927577
You aren't an Anglo sorry pal.
>>59927577
font
>>59927573
>The use of Sharia in Britain has increased over the last few years, with thousands of Muslims settling disputes before Sharia councils each year.
JUST
>>59927475
>the Bolshevik takeover of Russia wasn't Jewish
ahh yes am I supposed to believe that schlomowitz
go and do some research please
Did I trigger your JIDF chrome extension?
not a fan of non-whites in general
>>59927570
How can you have four tenths of a girlfriend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3BbzWimtYI
me irl
>>59927581
>brits actually think jammer isn't a shit rapper
everyone thinks he's shit, what are you on about?
>>59927577
>I'm 100% English but both my parents are from India
quim
>>59927581
all rappers are shit you abo nigger
>>59927605
Revolution came to Russia with much diligence
People killed by the bushel, no regard for innocence
But did you hear the news?
the Soviets were all Jews!
Surely it was purely coincidence
>>59927573
>Independent review
>done by a muslim
>from pakistan
yes no bias there
>>59927604
The reason why they use Sharia law is because they get more shit out of it than in a regular court.
This Muslim woman explained it on Sky News. She didn't even try to deny the fact that it was gibsmedat.
>>59927573
Oh for fucks sake
>the so-called "conservative" party
Obie trice real name no gimmicks
Doing a genocide
Don't tell mum haha
Film about Dunkirk starring Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy, directed by Christopher fucking Nolan.
Literally can't wait.
>>59927618
>goes to hang out with his lads and listens to jammer and chip "can't run out of bars" instead of grime artists that don't suck
>>59927570
How can you have two-fifths of a gf?
>>59927577
you're not 100% english then are you, you paki fuck
>>59927664
where is this form?
gonna invade poland you lads want anything?
>>59927687
sounds like shite already. silly pleb.
>>59927687
>Nolan
pleb
>>59927573
fucking england
'''''''''''''''''''integration'''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>59927647
Delete this
had a cracking idea lads:
I'll just grind up my pyrazolam tablets and put them in some food and get them through airport security
if I make up some sandwiches, peanut butter or something, and add the powdered tablets they won't suspect a thing and I can just eat them before the flight
sorted
>>59927718
Danzig
>>59927687
>tfw the British troops running away will be treated as Heroes whilst the French defenders who got left behind wont be mentioned
>>59927718
Pick us up the Sudetenland on the way back mate X
>>59927718
Planning permission to build some camps please mate
These pretzels are making me thirsty
tights
>>59927570
how can you have eight twentieths of a girlfriend?
>>59927620
why are you asking me if i'm from Brighton
it feels good to be white
>>59927687
i'm predicting there won't be any french soldier in the supporting roles
at best eva green being a slut and fucking the american hero savior protag
historically accurate as always
>>59927777
been to danzig before
poland has changed a lot since the collapse of the Jewish Communist Empire
>>59927718
polish gf
Eye opening video lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36390617
Business idea: Annex Russia and revive the British Empire
not a fan
JUST
>>59927794
FOY
>>59927820
nobody in the english speaking world cares about france lmao
>>59927836
Can you get rid of the Russians first
>>59927820
>American hero
>Dunkirk
Er, how's your WW2 history, lad?
Reminder that Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-rabbit is one of the greatest films of our time.
>>59927919
was decent tbf but I'm biased because I love everything W&G
I won't deny that I've made my fair share of mistakes.
>>59927927
>Janny's not gunna be happy with you lad
>>59927919
i remember my mum was scared of that film
or maybe she was pretending
lol
>>59927918
>hollywood movie
>no american protagonist
pick one
>>59927927
Get in here, lads.
Fuck these aussie cunts.
>>59927980
why aren't you an angry gigarorke like the other NI posters
>>59927927
BTFO
T
F
O
Janny smoking a dick
the gf
>>59927706
I wrote it
Abruptly came the end to the Great War
Europe thought she'd see peace forever more
The Jews saw their chance
Stripped bare were Britain, Germany and France
They knew not what was in store
>>59927980
your mum sounds like a bantersaurus pal x
*sits next to you*
*rests hand on your thigh*
BTFO
T
F
O
Based janitor
>>59927867
when do I reach this stage?
>>59927980
Mine fell asleep
gagging for a wank but trying to do a nofap.
Janny confirmed for Aussie shitposter!
what was the deleted post lads
>>59927581
never heard of him so your statement obviously isn't correct
apologise now.
>>59927919
wrong trousers>
>black brits make better music than white brits
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7xA8Hzuyac
Want to sit on a comfy train and chill with the lads
>>59928067
New thread
>>59928007
fighting stereotypes one post at a time lad
i do hate huns though haha
>>59928007
Fuck off reddit flagger
oy vey shut it down
>>59928033
Dominic, we're at a funeral! Stop it!
>>59927919
Totty was a qt
cocaine in my throat that my nose dripped down
>>59928036
When your brain atrophies to the point where you no longer care about societal perceptions of what is right and wrong
fuck sake
just fell asleep for 4 hours
not going to be able to sleep tonight
>>59928079
What a spaz
new eddie stobart livery
It's truly amazing that if you believe Enlightenment Values in this day and age you're basically considered a radical leftist.
Shows how far the political spectrum has moved to the right.
>>59928076
looks a bit like circle line 2bh
>>59928076
doesn't look particularly comfy iah
me, talking to all of you runts
Going to the janny store. You lads want anything?
>>59928134
Mountain Dew plz
>>59928088
nice guess
>>59928074
generic as fuck. shut up was good because it was raw and recorded like a freestyle, anything else stormzy has put out has been boring and shit.
people will still lap it up though because its cool to like grime.
>>59928076
been on the dutch double decker trains before
lightyears ahead of britain
alri boys
>>59928112
i did that yesterday m8, it's bloody annoying
it's annoying but i managed to get up at 8am this morning by some miracle
good luck lad
>>59928134
4chan pass please mate
Why does /an/ have such cognitive dissonance when it comes to cats?
If you say you let your pet outside you are a monster because it could get injured outside, but they also want to genocide all stray cats.
>>59928124
what are you even talking about?
both the "left" and "right" mainstream are Liberals
>>59928134
corn-eh-o
what's this captain america bollocks about lads?
>>59928124
It hasn't moved to the right, it's just having significant trouble being put into practice since humans have bias
>>59928166
>cuppa
Don't you EVER say that word again, Swede.
Would you gf a pornstar?
I would.
Pic related.
straight and proud
arrived in Brussels lads
What do?
>>59928209
cuck
>>59928182
anyone who keeps their kot inside all day should be genocided
my kot used to kill so many birds and mice haha
>>59928202
He turned into a Muslim.
>I'm Brittish, my race is chosen
>>59928202
really don't care
>>59928121
>americans actually think he will build a wall
I dip
You dip
We dip
HAS IT COME TO THIS
>>59928202
He's not black anymore
mm yes cuppa
>>59928214
ah yes i remember in 2014 when this style of image was popular
>>59928224
go protest at the parliament
Want to touch a bum lads
>>59928134
honestly never seen these before, not even in a shop. are they nice?
>>59928232
indeed
centuries of select inbreeding
the most meticulously crafted race on the plant
on par with the aborigenes
>>59928253
>cuppa
Stop that.
Got my polling card in the door today lads!
In or out?
>>59928253
only adverts call them cuppa
>>59928281
give me your mail and we'll book a meeting
>>59928319
voting out myself
>>59928202
Lefties want to make him gay despite him having a very obvious interest in ladybits in the movies and comics and literally everywhere
just browsing youtube... dont mind me
Why was Britain such a fedora nation that they never had an absolute monarchy? (which is the best form of government)
You had that ridiculous constitutional monarchy which caused us to become even more moronic and form a republic
utter madness that
>>59928319
I've got 2 polling cards at 2 different addresses hmm
>>59928187
>Democracy
Non-existent in the European Union/House of Lords.
>Rule of law
Big countries break international law and get away with it (see Iraq)
>Human Rights
We sell weapons and support countries with the worst Human Rights abuses like Saudi Arabia, Israel, Turkey etc.
>Secularism
If you want strict separation from religion and the public sphere you get attacked by Cuckservatives and SJWs for discrimination.
If you tried to follow Enlightment Values like a classical liberal, you would be labelled a radical leftist.
>>59928319
In then out
In then out
Pull it out
And spray it all about
Would like a Proxy Paige gf.
She seems really nice.
>>59928319
In and out, that's my motto
can't discuss anything properly on 4chan because people on here will always be as contrarian as possible
they don't hold real opinions, they only say the opposite of what the majority of people think
>>59928358
>absolute monarchy? (which is the best form of government)
You are a clueless moron.
>>59928230
underrated gimmick
>>59928214
whos koskal baba?
I could have been a New Zealander lads..
>>59928403
love that video of her putting choc ices up her arse
>>59928407
this
h
i
s
>>59928358
ummmmm lol? ;)
>>59928407
4chan isn't contrarian.
>>59928369
good because the Enlightenment was a load of rubbish anyways
>>59928425
Alri Dildo Faggins
>>59928403
enjoy having a faecally incontinent gf
>>59928358
We did have an absolute monarchy a long long time ago.
>>59928407
4chan doesn't have a collective opinion
>>59928358
>absolute monarchy
>best form of government
only if you have a good monarch, if you have some lunatic in charge then you're fucked
just had a conversation with the cat
>>59928269
Might be a bit risky. Anything less life endangering?
original pirate material
>>59928407
4chan doesn't have a collective opinion
>>59928407
>i am the only conscious being in this world of sheeple
H A T
A
T
>>59928489
The loudest voices set the trend and then the followers parrot it because they don't want to break social harmony.
you're listening to the streets
>>59928407
no we don't
she wants a man from brum
snacky time
home baked biscuits with microwaved tea
livin large
Emmerdale
rate my banter
>>59928369
Nobody would label it as radical leftist, it has no mention of any socialist ideas whatsoever
>tfw the commiefu's have all deleted their twitter
Going to miss the lewd photo's they used to post and the memetastic things they used to say.
>>59928547
8/10
>>59928544
give me your trip password
>>59928547
cheeky / 10
Fuck the queen and fuck the royal family
>>59928544
>biscuits
Stop that.
>>59928408
I believe in the divine right of kings with male only primogeniture succession
>>59928475
You should have kept it so this mess wouldn't exist
>>59928495
If a lunatic is what God wants then so be it
>>59928407
4chan doesn't have a collective opinion
>>59928562
there are thousands of cliques of girls like that on twitter though
Is are Ben still a meme?
>>59928568
ayylmao
>>59928616
who
>>59928601
Yes it does mate you're just a fuckin knob
Been browsing 4chan for 6 years.
>>59928616
dem facial aesthetic tho
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36390898
>>59928630
absurd dilks
test
fuck the planners
4chan doesn't have a collective opinion.
>>59928616
BEN?
>>59928599
>If the King wants to rape/starve/kill me and my family then so be it
>I don't care about life or happiness
>I just want to have meme opinions
epic, /pol/ taught you well brother
>>59928648
what do they expect travelling in some old, rickety piece of shit
gf just sent me this
You have 45 seconds to explain why this isn't the British national anthem
>>59928546
Superb post
kind of glad liz kendall posting is no longer a thing
>>59928617
you lying fuck
thoughts?
>>59928663
knob
rate the new specs lads
me on the left
>>59928691
its not?
I write some of Jack Whitehall's material
>>59928691
It's too triggering for the brown people that we used to rule over
>>59927517
That's the face when they look at me.
>>59928702
should be imprisoned for hate speech
>>59928702
is he dead yet?
>>59928599
How do you decide who God wants in charge?
>>59928691
Because God Save The Queen is
>>59928690
wew lad
>>59928712
me on the top right
>>59928562
Same. Wonder how long they can last without the attention though.
>>59928690
Literally disgusting
feel like casper
feel like you cant see me when im friendly
you can see me wearing Fendi as soon as i make my entry
>>59928698
>liz kendall posting
w-what?
Why do JFs come to /brit/ threads? What's the appeal? They have their own generals.
>>59928709
very becoming
>>59928772
wow rude
>>59928792
Big British Cock
>>59928691
its shit
>>59928712
are you leading the bombers to drop thousands of tonnes of incendiary freedom on german civilians?
>>59928517
You're listening to the streets
>>59928792
bloody racist
reminder that 4chan doesn't have a collective opinion
lynn, we need to go cold turkey
>>59928562
Fuck
Anyone got the link(s) to the imgur album with all their lewd photos? I know theirs one for Rose
>16:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtE_pJA7hJg
>>59928676
I am a deep admirer of Baron von Ungern-Sternberg
>>59928734
God will let him kill everyone who stands in his way
>>59928818
alri daniel
>>59928690
She'd be perfect if she had a dick
>>59928792
Why do JFs come to American forums? What's the appeal? They have their own boards.
Choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO_Ckg5ott8
>>59928792
this is the best general
reminder that im honored and that im the official swedish poster of brit
>>59928779
hello newfriend
>>59928809
>mfw going to reply but see your reply to that other post
you're a massive cuck
>Diamond League Pro player
>Could go Challenger if I had a proper team
>Parents want me to go to university and get a degree instead
music for this feel?
>>59928792
Muh heritage
>>59928792
english language, that's it.
starting my job as a steel erector tomorrow
>>59927776
they dont allow shit through customs/security. I've done pills, edibles etc. before flights but i just took them in the bathroom of the airport and made a beeline to customs.
>>59928860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvG3is7Bm1w
>>59928835
>I am a deep admirer of Baron von Ungern-Sternberg
only because I mentioned him yesterday you walking meme
>>59928835
>I don't care about the consequences of something happening
>as long as it happens
Are you a woman by any chance?
>>59928870
your mum started her job as my steel erector today mate
like this image i do
>>59928792
/cum/ is shit and this is the only other english speaking general
starting me job as a machine operator tomorrow
thread's a bit quick today
might leave for a bit
Sucking a woman's genitals is objectively gayer than taking it in the ass from another dude
Choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zFdyPiP_Ms
wont find us on alta vista
>>59928921
how so?
>look for free Kindle books
>Almost every single one is in russian
Ahh yes
>>59928870
doxxed
>>59928853
>I'm the offices swede of /brit/
I prefer you to the other /brit/ swedes already, although that's not much of an accomplishment.
>that swede that always posts about CP
>that SNSD tripfag before he got bullied away
>>59928918
/brit/ is objectively the best between 1 to 6 am
>>59928921
not quite but it's still shit
>>59928599
It's painfully obvious when you've learned literally everything you know about monarchies from CK2, fyi
>>59928921
>ass
>dude
fuck off yank twat
>>59928941
prefer not to say
>>59928921
Don't you mean licking??
>>59928945
bookzz.org
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdUVtEeg9I4
>>59928945
there's tons of sites for """free""" books
illegally pirated books, if you catch my drifts
>>59928971
>Implying I didn't learn it all from ck: Deus vult
>>59928859
was memeing t︃bh however i do genuinely dislike "rule britannia"
its crazy how I can type something on 4chan and some brazilian living in a favela halfway across the planet, with a completely different lifestyle to me will be able to read it without ever meeting me
>>59928945
why don't you just torrent ebooks
>>59928974
>he can't take the americaniZation
lmao get with the times gramps
>>59928896
I've been posting about him for months you utter loon
>>59928904
No, I'm just delusional in general
>>59928921
this
The Romans were right about sexuality
dry your eyes mate
there's plenty more fish in the sea
>>59928945
https://www.gutenberg.org/
mate's gf was making sexual overtures towards me when we were alone in his flat earlier
very worrying
>>59928978
it is 2016
*institutes an assimilate or die policy*
Ahh yes
ngl I say "dude and "bro" in real life
I started saying them both ironically but now I sometimes say them instead of lad or mate
>>59929032
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>>59928961
1-6am UK time? I agree.
>mfw /brit/ is best when the majority are asleep
literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ2JOi0hSRM
i just wanna spend
never fall in love again
>>59929032
be a good m8 and out the slag to your m8
>>59928967
>but it's still shit
never done it
why?
>>59929048
white people lol
chief keef retired
haha runt
>>59929072
prefer not to say
>>59928977
not an argument
>>59929059
Yik Yak normies are boring cunts desu they downvote you on everything
>>59929059
is runt common slang there or is it a /brit/ thing and the normies are just pretending to get what you said?
me on the left
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQP9gEldRk
making diner
>mate's gf was making sexual overtures towards me when we were alone in his flat earlier
>very worrying
>>59929047
the post rate is lower so people can put more effort into their posts without them being skipped
Will you be watching?
>3rd year module results in 18 days
bet you rorkes don't even know what didactic means
I never was in love
You know that you were never good enough
Fall asleep right next to me
You know that you were never good enough
why do yanks say nigger so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QcpbbKfGmU
how old are these kids
>>59929131
>are Ed
I think I will wath
>>59929121
is pic related the best actor that britain has produced?
>>59929131
as always
>>59929131
yes t︃bh
>>59929047
>tfw /brit/ is better with 1/3 brits 1/3 strayans and 1/3 of mixed nuts
>>59929169
>>59929169
>>59929169
>>59929169
>>59929169
>>59928691
People would bully us for having a shitty navy even more if we bragged about our old one
>>59929131
>the obligatory token black person
Wow good on your BBC, so inclusive, so diverse, so current year
>>59929153
nigga =/= nigger
>>59929100
It's mainly a /Brit/ thing, I've only heard Normie's say it a few times.
>>59929131
>3 brexit, 2 remain
might be alright
do emos still exist lads
haven't been outside for a few years
>>59929131
unironically like all 3 politicians there
post a real thread
>>59929172
No.
*drops you like a sack of potatoes*
new >>59929169
new >>59929169
>>59929100
people know what a runt is, but it's not a word in common usage
BUT IM A LAD
IM A NORMIEEEEEEE
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
I DONT BELONG HERE
>>59929153
>>59929211
edit: also they are middle school age, so like 12-14.
CONDUCTOR
TEAR DOWN THAT THREAD
>>59928835
How will you know if God is allowing anyone to do anything.
>>59929272
oh shit nigger what song is that?
>>59928162
nearly all commuter rail in north america is double decker.
pic related i take this bad boy for 40mins to travel 30km to downtown for work
Lads, I found a way to get free one-day delivery on Amazon, without paying for Prime.
Should I keep exploiting it, or tell them about it and hope they reward me?
HE
>>59929337
creep - radiohead
>>59929369
that's a big train
>>59929337
radiohead, i think
>>59929369
>double decker trains
Wasn't even aware such things existed
I'm very impressed
JANNY
anyway, next time I get the chance I'm going to give the fat eddie a go
20x100kg squats
50m 100kg sled push
20x140kg deads
sled push
20x60kg press
sled push
probs kill me but looks great conditioning
>>59929383
would you say you have a method?
DOES
>>59929405
Yes. It holds over 2000 people.
>>59929425
>european complimenting north american public transport
im blushing
FREE
I'm debating whether or not I should try to make friends at uni. On one hand I don't want people to think I'm some autistic loner, but on the other hand i cba talking to people.
>>59929383
What is it?
>>59929462
Yeah I have a found a specific method of doing it, it wasn't just luck.
Do you think they'll reward me if I tell them? I know some companies do stuff like that.
>>59929556
amazon has a bug bounty but i don't think that would fall under it
if it's something that isn't just signing up repeatedly for free trials then they might, but i wouldn't get your hopes up
>>59929599
Nope, it has nothing to do with free trials, I'm going to try it again a few more times when I have more money, just to make sure it wasn't a simple glitch.
>>59929685
the email is [email protected] if you want to report it
but they won't give you anything probably, just checked and they don't actually have a bug bounty program
>>59929719
Oh damn that's shit. I'm not expecting thousands; even a £50 voucher would be nice.
>>59929532
>I'm debating whether or not I should try to make friends at uni
of course you should you melon
uni is much more fun when you aren't sitting in your room wanking all the time
>>59929888
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