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Sorry edition
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Apologise.
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sorry
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crayon pop
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>>59924824
never
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>saying sorry while parading around in chains is gonna make up for centuries of slavery

nah, give me yo money white boi
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>>59924880
my gf
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NORTHEASTERN IRELAND REEKSH OF PISH
NORTHEASTERN IRELAND REEKSH OF PISH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdZTgFdCCeI
>>59924824
nah
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>slavery was bad

hate that meme desu
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Got a Kindle for my birthday lads


What book shall I read first?
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>search up 4chan as usual
>expect to see the regular clickbait raging at something about 4chan below as I click the site
this article actually was pretty warm towards 4cha, for once. why is Forbes consistently so based?

http://www.forbes.com/sites/fernandoalfonso/2016/05/25/the-story-behind-4chans-most-explosive-and-unique-meetup/#7ecc22216307
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twenny mins until am off works lads aha lovin it
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saw a gorgeous girl in a hijab today at the bakery

they should ban the hijab 2bh
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>>59924907
The Autobiography of Malcolm X

GOAT book
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>>59924912
>forbes
cba to disable my adblocker
post a screenie
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>>59924907

That "art" of the Deal
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Rachel
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>>59924897
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>>59924917
>the state should have the power to dictate what people can wear
Ah yes. A girl in a hijab is a greater burden than increasing state power.
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>>59924907
the Silmarillion
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Interesting watch desu

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03ny2n5/the-last-days-of-legal-highs
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>met dude from England 5 years ago playing counter strike
>we became as good of friends as someone who play video games on the internet can be
>wants me to add him on facebook
>tells me his real name
>was expecting some generic English name
>it's an unpronounceable Polish mess

didn't see that one coming, 2bh
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>>59924992

poles are bro tier
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>>59924907
My Autobiography
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>>59924979
for me it is

i don't wear a hijab
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>>59924990
how can something legal be banned

or are they making legal highs illegal

i don't get it
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>>59924959
it just talks about Nuggetfest and /k/ a lot but generally pretty warm towards the site
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Mummy said she's going to bring me back a game and a tub of Ben and Jerry's for tidying my room today ;) bet your mummies aren't that nice are they??? ;)
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woah
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>>59924912
what actually is Forbes? is it just a magazine/website of random current affairs stuff?
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>>59925065
its a business magazine but because its American it talks about all sorts of other random shit
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>>59925065
it used to be a financial/business magazine but now they have bloggers on a really wide variety of topics
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>>59924979
thats a good point actually eh
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evening
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>>59925140
Morning
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>>59924964
rude post
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>>59925140
mong
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>>59925140
>sunny as fuck
>evening
nah
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What shall I order from the dinner menu tonight lads?

http://www.noburestaurants.com/london-berkeley-st/menus/lunch-2/#.V0cokWf5Pcs
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>>59925178
I'm sorry you can go to back to pretending to be Irish.
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>>59925140
noon
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>>59924824
fuck you
I have never enslaved anybody
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>>59925210
everything
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>tfw you're in the friendzone
>tfw you're so close yet so far away
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>>59925218
ruder post
f*ck obama. i remember when he visited ireland and his disgusting negro helicopter obscured my view of the sky
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>>59924897
>>59925223
>>59925178
>>59925265
You're not Irish. Fuck off, yank.
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>>59925265
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business idea: small dogs
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>>59925250
>Tfw 4"l x 9"w
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>>59925265
FOY
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>mfw US and Russian soldiers are both in Syria, operating only about 200 miles apart

weird thought
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>>59925260
lol just ask her out cuck
>>59925280
rude post
>>59925302
already been posted
stay out of /éire/ btw
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>>59925265
An "Irish" pub is not Ireland you dolt.
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>>59925210
are the numbers the price?
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>>59925313
Holy shit, that's a fucking rhino leg
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my friend went to the casino last night to place poker. here's the thing:

but how does he know that the people he's playing against aren't secretly a team working together and splitting the profits while pretending to be strangers?
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>>59925249
doing a diet lol so cant soz x
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>>59925360
there's a good film on this
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>Hey Anon, want to come back to my place and listen to Woods of Ypres with me?
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>>59925323
no it isnt
>>59925335
nah remember when he went to ireland to some random town to meet his 50th cousin 69 times removed or something
flew right over my house the bastard
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>>59925245
Whether or not you have enslaved anyone is irrelevant. You as a white person have benefited from slavery.
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>>59925250

>tfw 3.5 x 3.5
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>>59925384
what is it
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>>59925349
yes
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>>59925360
splitting what profits?
there's barely any money to be made if you are for example 3 guys in a team playing against one lone dude
and that's if you don't lose
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>>59925389
sorry i only listen to eurobeat
>>59925395
really makes you think
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>>59925393
Yank, FUCK OFF. We don't want you here. We fucking loathe you.
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>>59925408
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478087/
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>>59925395
So has every race on the planet.

Whites weren't the only slavers, they were just the best at it.
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>>59925384
The one about the maths student, right? Pls give name I've been literally looking for this for over an year.
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>>59925393
FOY
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>>59925459
source?
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>>59925481
Literally found it in 2 seconds >>59925444
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>>59925481
see>>59925444

it's based on a book which is based on true events
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>>59925459

>tfw 10.5 x 10.5
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>>59925459
>Tfw 11 x 3.5
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>>59925459
Most fun.
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gf just sent me this
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>>59925481
there's something called google
how can one be this dumb
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>>59925443
>>59925495
t. yank colony lmao
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>>59925459
I like the other one better because I'm on the A-B borderline there
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>>59925538
>Yank colony

That's impossible dumb Yank
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>just b urself dude !!
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>>59925434
Well I don't know.

Like what if there's a game with I don't know. 5 or 6 people. But 3 people are together and giving each other signals or some shit.

How can you tell you're not being played?
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>>59925459
>tfw purple/red border
good feel however the chart is probably bullshit lol
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>>59925459

>tfw in the dead center of the red

t-there's hope??
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>>59924897
>>59925178
>>59925223
>>59925327
>>59925393
>>59925439
>>59925538
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>>59925564
you can't
but serious games with serious money i.e in casinos have people dedicated to spot cheaters
it's probably not as glamour as in the movies but probably not something average people could pull off and get away with
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>>59925558
>literally burned by an irish commander
>>59925590
*gobbles up the precious (You)s*
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>>59925563
so charming people are usually also good looking?

Makes sense
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>>59925395
no i didn't. i came from a working class background and have suffered far more oppression from the elite than these "slaves" did. where's my reparations?
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>>59925670
Facial appearance is directly linked to personality

Boring face = Boring person
Your face determines who you are
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>>59925563
That chart is so unreadable you might as well draw in a bunch of fox heads on sticks.
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>>59925661
Back when there were good irishmen, sad times we live in now 2bh
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>>59925704
>Tfw big nose and big dick but no one meets the dick
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>>59925744
youre retarded
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You drink AT LEAST 3L of water a day, right /brit/?
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>its not how big it is, it's how you use it!
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Post what you're currently listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SducQbGm_dU
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>>59925704
idiotic

>>59925670
it's about perception
women have a tendency men who makes them wet have a great personality
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>>59925776
your gay
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>>59925026
are you The Rock?
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>>59925773
Nobody deserves to die on account of their identity.

I bet you support Trump.
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Might read guns germs and steel
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>>59925704
Yeah nah, one of the most popular guys I knew in school looked like a total mong but he was funny and charismatic.
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>>59925769
tb h all the best lads in the british army were irish
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmg9CSBiOvY
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>>59925805
have a tendency to think*
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>The internment camp at Drancy, outside Paris, where Jews were confined until they were deported to the death camps.

looks like council blocks
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Bought a book series and some of them are of slightly different sizes. Fucking hell the dumb cunts.
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>>59925773
>>
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>>59925864
>british architecture
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>>59925837
You're gonna get attacked by all you're edgy /pol/ types but it's a great book.
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>>59925065
in the 90's some rich guy named steve forbes ran for president against bob dole.... i always assumed he had something to do with it.
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pork for dinner lads

rabbi's going to freak haha
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>>59925837
dont its a load of shit
basically
>yurps had agriculture which builds civilisation
>civilisation gives you guns
>agriculture gives you diseases which natives arent immune to
literally the entire book
read this instead
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm
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>>59925882
Wew
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Ah yes, all these wealthy middle-class politicians and business leaders telling the British public to stay in the EU.
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>>59925845
And you cocked it all up.

Well I hope you're happy with are Wellesley spinning in his grave.
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Boris Johnson looks a little JUST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRlHcnHM6C4

riots in paris lads
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>>59925907
it can be summarised in a chapter. he just goes on and on about the same shit.
>>59925938
nah were better now than under england
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d40_1464226724

why are yanks so based
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>>59925882
spoiler that hog
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>Funded my Saatchi and Saatchi

Ah yes. Very impressive.
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>>59925907
>it's a great book
It's not really, it's 1960s vintage archaeological theory spun to try and create a narrative.
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>>59925778
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>>59925997
UK - the indian lady
EU - evil racist bigot

nah?
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>>59925937
>wealthy
>middle-class
u wot
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>>59925926
t. Never read it and likes to dismiss books because of Reddit posts
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>>59925997
me on the right
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>>59925973
those aren't muslim though
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>go outside of /brit/
>every verb is "cuck"
>every noun is "BBC"
What happened?
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>>59925997
me wankin in the bushes
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>>59926084
The uncivilised world old chap.
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>>59926044
He's better off reading something by Renfrew or Binford if he wants to read something from the 'scientific' school of archaeology/anthropology.
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>>59926083
i guess rorke's trying to spin a narrative
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>>59925997
Funny how the people complaining about zac Goldsmith's campaign aren't making the same fuss now?

Imagine if this was a little old white lady on one side and a black youth or Muslim on the other
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who does more for the economy and britain at large?

all those "little englander" plumbers, builders, tradesmen etc who actually contribute to society or the "progressive" middle-class twats with their art degrees who constantly shit on the working class and defend the mudslimes?
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>>59926084
the bbc got cucked by the bbc bbc
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>>59926084
America
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>>59925995
in the 21st century war has evolved to the point where large masses of bodies are unnecessary and frankly inefficient, not to mention expensive.

the US being the pre-eminent superpower has the ability to maintain a large force in reserve, but its main arm is increasingly its cadre of super-warriors trained from the very best the nation's horde of soldiers has to offer.

these people are like modern-day Knights training endlessly to be masters of combat.
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>>59925395
that's not true
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>>59926150
mcalpine's fusiliers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtyfebUytfI
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>>59925778
I don't exercise so it isn't necessary
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>>59925744
I understood this reference
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>>59926150
Oh no the plumbers don't want to work?!

Not like we can just get loads in from Eastern Europe or anything
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>>59925997
I saw this on Newsnight and was appalled.

t. Lefty Brexiter
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The new tolerant Captain America lads.
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who does more for the economy and britain at large?

the tories, the racists and the ukip voters or are brave soldiers and nurses?
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do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed
i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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>>59925907
>edgy /pol/ types
that's not why people dislike the book

and leftists hate it as well because its rubbish.

on one hand he completely makes up conclusions based on rather meager evidence, and the other he GREATLY overemphasized the impact of merely one dimension of human social development.


its a book made for laymen with no knowledge on anything related to archaeology or history which is why everyone from either political persuasion hates it.
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>>59926193
>in the 21st century war has evolved to the point where large masses of bodies are unnecessary and frankly inefficient
until your super special forces get blown up by an artillery shell because Vlad's quadcopter saw them
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>>59925973
What is this about?
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who does more for the economy and britain at large?

the bankers and the footballers or the eastern european immigrants?
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>all the music brits listen to is by american artists
>all tv/movies brits watch are directed by americans with american actors
>all video games brits play are developed by american devs
>they STILL proceed to shit talk americans on an american imageboard
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>>59925973
pretty sure the riots are edgy low class anarchist slime not muslims
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best mate called us a dickhead
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do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed
i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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>>59926360
Skepta
Peep Show
Witcher 3
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>>59926360
foy
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>>59926307
>Book made for layman

So literally all of us or are you experienced in archaeology?
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>>59926259
new tolerant captain britain lads
>>59926292
the bankers and the bonuses
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>yanks
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>>59925827
>>59925879
Thanks for the (you)s kiddos
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>>59926369
>>59926341
apparently the footage is actually from a pro-palestine riot in 2014

my bad
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the people who do the most in any economy is always the state

edgy libertarians/free marketers try to deny this though
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>>59926360
>american banter
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>Yanks childhoods were spent playing on a Japanese console with games made in Britain
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>>59926360
yet your own existence is worthless which is why you live vicariously through others. prove me wrong.
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>>59926360
>A
>FUCKING
>MICROWAVE
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>>59926325
that's why you do your best not to be seen

>tfw Octocamo is a real thing now
>so are early invisibility cloaks
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>>59926421
my n64 was made in japan actually, fuckhead
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>>59926404
>are you experienced in archaeology?
I've just finished my Archaeology BSc, so clearly not everyone ITT is a layman
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>>59926416
there's a video on youtube of sarkozy talking about life in a multiculti society and the subtitles say that he will force race mixing by law
there's desinfo everywhere on the web because /pol/tards gonna /pol/tard
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>>59926410
Our intelligence agencies don't give a fuck as long as they're both enemies of assad
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>>59926416
>people actually try to mislead others like this
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NO ERA PENAL
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>>59926472
What manner of witchcraft is this
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>>59926360
>>all the music brits listen to is by american artists
Americans make rubbish music desu, don't listen to any of it
>>all tv/movies brits watch are directed by americans with american actors
naw
>>all video games brits play are developed by american devs
last game I played was Swedish
>>they STILL proceed to shit talk americans on an american imageboard
Americans make bottom of the barrel trash
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>>59926481
Which, funnily enough, means I'm more qualified to write about archaeology than Jared Diamond
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>>59926410
remibds me of yank militias being entirely composed of government agents and they all try arresting each other
for every 10 kkk members, four are DHL, 3 are ATF, 2 are FBI and one is an SPLC reporter as the saying goes
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>>59924880

is this a shoop or did i miss something?
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>>59926404
I am
History and Anthropology in Uni

but either way anyone who is a layman and sincerely wants to learn something should look elsewhere.
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Anyone wanna cuppa?

I'll pop the microwave on.
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>>59926526

>canadians leech off american aid
>without america canada would literally be bankrupt and 3rd world
>canadians STILL shit talk americans on an american imageboard
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>>59926540
Sorry not a Yank don't understand.
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How can I expect girls to be attracted to me when I'm repulsed by my own image? I just realised my own hypocrisy.

I'm an awful person.
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got a mole on my willy lads

it's my main excuse for being a virgin
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>>59926549
not a shop
she did some ama type thing on twitter
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>Rorke hates Pakis
>Rorke wants to leave the EU
>Rorke is outraged that an advert insinuates that he hates Pakis and wants to leave the EU
???
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*revs microwave*
ey baby
*winks in your direction*
wanna ride?
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>>59926521
it bends the light around the person and creates a sort of "invisibility" effect

besides that, even traditional camo has evolved considerably
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>now a 23 year old kissless virgin

I hate myself.
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>>59926566
>using a microwave to boil water
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>>59926566
>cuppa
Fuck off. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF! You are not British. You will never be British. Do not pretend to be British by using British words EVER again.
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>>59926589
the only hypocrites are people who love themselves imo
people are shit, i don't see how some special snowflakes think they are escaping the rule
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>>59926521
A load of wank to create hype for a company.
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why would you microwave water?
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>>59926632
lol
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americans eh
right benders they are
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>>59926572
>>without America Canada would literally be bankrupt and 3rd world
we would be fine
just not AS rich but probably better off, just like New Zealand full of farmers probably.
>>
>>59926587
DHL: department of homeland security
ATF: bureau of alcohol tobacco and firearms
fbi: federal buerau of investigation
splc: souther poverty law center, basically jews who call everyone a racist
>>
>>59926635
>the point
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>>59926646
australians invented the word cuppa
>>
>tfw realized I'm in love
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>>59926673
honestly can't stand living here
wish I were back in ireland
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>>59926673
You don't fit in so stop trying.
>>
>>59926696
FONT
>>59926703
>muh heritage
FOY
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>>59926696
what is love
>>
>>59926696
>realized
fuck off yank
>>
I've never experienced a moment so nice that I've wanted to capture it on camera and hold it as a treasured memory.
>>
>>59926661
they don't have kettles or ovens apparently
>>
recc me something to eat for dinner lads
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>>59926670
do you think this is funny????
>>
anyone want a tim tam?
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>>59926746
*tempts you with a bucket full of boiled runts*
ey? eyyy?
>>
>>59926628
People can't actually do this yet though. They can do it for microwaves but not visible light.
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>>59926661
kettles arent common in america
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>>59926696
it will pass eventually when you realize it was just smoke and mirror and the only thing you really want from her is a handful of pink meat around your shaft frenetically moving up and down
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>>59926385
good post
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>>59926715
you starting, cunt?
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>>59926746
a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat
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>>59926749
pretty pathetic if you are over 16 and are kissless virgin tb h
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>>59926773

FOXES
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>>59926740
*takes picture of my meal at a restaurant*

haha look what i'm eating! aren't i sophisticated
>>
do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed
i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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>>59926767
even normal modern camo is very effective
>>
What do you think when someone says they went on holiday to Magaluf?
>>
>tfw no sex crazed twink fuckbuddy
>>
>>59926801
>aren't
ILS
its amn't
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>>59926846
"runt"
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>>59926792
nearly 25 and kv :^]
i'll never kiss a girl and stay pure
my first kiss will be will death lmao
>>
>>59926846
are you telling me you've never been on a holiday to magaluf (or similar place)?
>>
>>59926646
>>59926695
cuppa is VERY australian
learned it from these two quintessentially australian birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQE7-JqjaIQ
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>>59926846
LAD
A
D
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>>59926846
guy - waheeey what a lad! sick bro how many slags did you smash?

girl - what a useless slut get out of my sight
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>>59926827
That's just a picture of some trees you cunt.
>>
>>59926846

Got double teamed by two Spanish bartenders desu
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>>59926864

Of course not. For I am not scum.. Or at least I like to hide the fact I'm scum.
>>
>>59926827
spotted 4 soldiers
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>>59926730
>she's a lesbian and hates me

Yep, I'm such a NT aren't I?

>>59926735
Something that hurts too much.

>>59926738
I was always told that us brits
use z and it's the yanks that use s.

>>59926770
But it isn't just that. She is cute but it's not just a sexuality attraction.
>>
>>59926827
True, high tech stealth is a bit of a meme desu. Very hard to get it to work and when it does work, it's only in a very small frequency range
>>
>>59926876
me on the right
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>>59926888
>different people deserve different treatment for the same action
You are everything wrong with the world.
>>
>work in a call centre
>everyone is super fat
>people resent me because I'm thin

annoying
>>
>tfw poleaboo is banned and this thread is much better because of that
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>a fucking leaf posting leaves
literally not making this shit up
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>>59926876
>both asian
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>>59926942
fuck off feminist
>>
RACISTS
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What do you call this in your country?
In my country, we call this the French.
>>
*sets my pubes on fire*

haha i'm a bit mental me
>>
Feel very self-conscious about the way I'm walking whenever I pass a qt when I'm out and about
>>
>>59926978

Do we even have them in the UK?
>>
had a dream that the oneitus visited my uni and was at the front of a lecture i was in but i don't think she saw me

what did my brain mean by this lads?
>>
>>59926947
>work in a call centre
>it's 70% women
>half of the lads who work there are gay
haha what does this mean
>>
>>59926918
this is why you're kissless
>>
>>59926979
*smokes your willy*
waheeey
>>
>>59926932
have 'a wank' and then see how you feel about her
i guarantee you'll feel nothing
>>
>RACISTS
>>
there is a strong correlation between jingoism and lack of personal success
>>
boiling in my room uhuahuea
>>
>>59924808
Sorry for what? Japan haven't reasons to apologize
>>
>>59927007
literally nothing because dreams are random neural activity
>>
>>59927006
london is basically enc-roached
>>
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did it lids
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>>59927006
yeh but they aren't common outside places like bad restaurants, hotels and that kind of thing. We dont get em like hot places do mostly.
>>
anyone else get really irritated when other people express their (often idiotic or baffling) opinions on things?

really riles me up
>>
Haha, got a date tomorrow and shaved. Forgot how much I hate my shaved face and I'm now absolutely bricking it. I looked so much better before, and the pics she's seen have me with my (admittedly) shitty beard.

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccking fuck. Why did I do this?
>>
>>59924880
Hope she returns to twitter soon
>>
>>59927044
third eye status: never opened
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>>59927006
Yes.
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>>59927032
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>>59927050

>Fake 16 bit
>>
there is a strong correlation between socialism and lack of personal success
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrzicaiRLU

AHA.
>>
>>59927013
I've spent the past week masturbating to her but the feeling doesn't go away.
>>
>>59927032
Yeah my grammar looks good
>>
>>59927058
so every post?
>>
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>>59927074
sleep tight porker
>>
>>59927060
got a date in 90 minutes haha
>>
>>59927093
true in my case
>>
>>59927105
basically
>>
Business idea: we don't provoke Russia
>>
>>59927090
hi tony

what was playing iron man like
>>
>>59927090
it's a fun game
if i wanted your opinion i would've asked desu
>>
>>59927058
only sissy babies get angry about that
normal people recognize that politics is a load of wank and don't have their lives revolve around it
>>
>>59927074

kill me paul
>>
>>59926042
What are you struggling with here?
>>
Business idea: we annex Russia and reform the British Empire
>>
>>59927124
It worked in the British interest in Napoleon's case.
>>
I'm the least socialist person in the world, if anything I'm negative socialist
>>
>>59927124
cuck
>>
>>59927134
not even angry, just can't be bothered

not just politics either
>>
still sick
still sick
still sick
>>
everyone is stupid except me
>>
>>59927108
Who's that? I mean your pic. Ive never seen this meme on the internet but some guys post it
>>
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>his age in years is no longer in the single digits
>he plays games, watches cartoons/anime, watches wrestling, consumes pornography, plays with toys, reads comic books
>>
>>59927101
just invite her for a coffee
that is, if you really want a relationship with her
i like having an ongoing crush it's a nice feeling
but a relationship seems too much work desu
>>
>>59927130

It was pretty Iron.. man
>>
>>59926846
Male - Slut with no personality with an unhealthy dependence on alcohol
Female - The same except an even bigger slut
>>
like to imagine a society running completely on renewable energy, where all the cars are electric and there are cycle lanes everywhere
>>
reckon i'll have to get on anti-depressants when my cat dies
>>
>>59926998
just bee yourself :)
>>
>Mass immigration doesn't work
>Racist
>>
>>59927169
ПeКa-фeйc
>>
tell me your opinions /brit/
>>
>>59927247
not an argument
>>
>>59927247

/brit/ = shit
>>
>>59927169
2ch.hk meme
>>
>>59927093
But the richest people in the world all rely on state handouts making them all socialists.

But it's different when you're rich :^)
>>
>>59927247
I don't believe in mystical sky fairies or the ramblings of an old book.
>>
Are teachers unironically the biggest bullies in the school?
>>
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Really makes you think
>>
>>59927247
tories are bad
>>
>>59927247
dark souls 3 was the worst souls game and a bad game overall
>>
>>59927247
Not a fan of the Scots.
>>
>>59927180
I can't even bring myself to play videogames anymore the majority of the time unless I really settle myself into it, and even then not for as long as I used to.

porn though, I watch porn while I work out, don't even masturbate to it most of the time.
>>
>>59927302
not really
>>
u want cop some acid bro

im selling u paper
>>
>>59927295
Jewish Bolshevism in Russia managed to partially complete its aims of wiping out Christianity
>>
>>59927278
>14-year old with alopecia

JUST
>>
>>59927295
Nice to see the germanic lads in blue
>>
>>59927247
I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER
>>
can we give the racism a rest for tonight do you think

really quite childish
>>
>>59927265
>>59927269
>>59927274
>>59927297
>>59927302
>>59927303
shit opinions, kill yourselves
>>
>>59927322
ere
ave a quid for one tab
>>
>>59927295

Islam will dominate the world
>>
>>59927278
I don't even understand this. Teachers called out disruptive little shits for being disruptive little shits and that means they're bullies?
>>
feel like my contributions to this thread have been pretty good today
>>
>>59927357
t. Jock Macdonald
>>
>>59927278
yep
especially women
dried up women frustrated by life have no qualm taking it out on young boys
>>
>>59927372
which posts wrere yours?
>>
So I'm 100% English but both my parents are from India. They want me to marry an Indian girl but I think I would be happier with an English girl. I don't want to upset my parents.

What should I do?
>>
>>59927295
>Catholicism is growing in Northern Ireland
>That utter and complete lack of green here too
GOAT feel

Shit chart though, seeing as Iceland is the most atheistic place on the planet.
>>
>>59927384
my french teacher at school was really sexy. she used to wear these knee high leather boots and had massive tits.
>>
>>59927368
some teachers are really shitty desu
especially to the boys
>>
lads, got a contact lens aftercare test the morning after a festival where I'm taking a load of dizzle
hoping my eyes will have gone back to normal by then loool
>>
Willy needs sucked but it's small
>>
post british music
>>
>>59927414
>So I'm 100% English but both my parents are from India
stopped reading there
a dog born in a stable is not a horse
>>
>>59927414
Move to India
>>
reckon I'm going to get stabbed one day
>>
>>59927414
Marry an english girl

leave the brown qts to me
>>
>>59927414
>I'm 100% English but both my parents are from India
what mate
>>
got a cracker of a post lined up for the new
there's going to be some real debate
>>
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>>59927414
>I'm 100% English but both my parents are from India
>>
considering going to lidl and copping some stuff

www.hotukdeals.com/deals/lidl-xxl-week-starts-thursday-26th-wednesday-1st-june-4-stonebaked-pizzas-2-49-frozen-2452223
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>>59927414
>I'm 100% English but both my parents are from India.
>>
>>59927427
How small?

*gives it a suck*
>>
>>59927339
>durrrrrrrr jooooooooooos
>>>/pol/
>>
>>59927420
>He didn't go to an all-boys school
It's like you want to be a failure.
>>
>>59927439
There's a good Yank. Wellington would be proud 2bh
>>
>>59927463

is this POleaboo's dad?
>>
>>59927463
Classic meme pic that
>>
>>59927463
this is different though. this is a picture of an african man immersing himself in celtic culture, he is not claiming to be a celt. he just enjoys the culture, nothing wrong with that
>>
why do jews hate white people

even before muh 6 trillion they were up to no good
>>
>>59927474
5" :(
>>
did a new

>>59927517
>>59927517
>>59927517
>>
>>59927508
he clearly claimed being celt you baiting bater
>>
>>59927455
looking forward to it

tell us it's you when you post it x
>>
doing a late poo
>>
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need a qt
>>
new
>>59927543
>>59927543
>>59927543
>>
>>59927368
The principal of my elementary school once yelled at me for not saying hello back to her. How was I being disruptive? I didn't want to say hi because she was literally a bitch. I did from that point onward out of fear.

She also ignored and downplayed a seriously bully situation involving my brother by an older student.
>>
>>59927414
Do you live in Brighton by any chance?
>>
Can a Brit do a new please.
>>
>>59927619
>I did from that point onward out of fear.
So it worked? Good to hear.
>>
>>59927032
I like your anime cartoons
>>
>>59927620
why do you say that?
>>
>>59927624
Yes, here ye go!

>>59927849
>>59927849
>>59927849
>>59927849
>>59927849
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>>59927662
>So it worked? Good to hear.
>>
>>59927769
I happen to know of someone there who may be in that kind of situation
>>
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