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First for Bliss
Today is a day for amphetamine sulphate
Second for Bliss
cara
>>59916198
>>59916216
During the laser surgery they clamp your eyes open so you can't blink and then poke a giant fooking laser needle into your pupil while you're awake
Yeah no thanks lads.
just get a laser in your eyes lad haha
no chance this can backfire ever lmao
3rd day in a row of doing absolutely fuck all
up to Sen's fortress now on DS, loving it this time around - I could never get past the gargoyles back in the day
>>>/r9k/28834431
what did he mean by this?
>>59916235
Post fucking machines
>>59916243
Ok, so we've established you have a problem, know the solution and are choosing not to fix your problem, but instead whinge about it on 4chan.
Good decision
>A blanket ban on so-called legal highs has come into force in the UK.
my gott it's pure ideology
>>59916275
>just pay for an expensive procedure that has a chance to make you blind
>be urself brah
You're the hosts (actually, strictly and traditionally speaking your parents should be the hosts of a wedding), YOU should be accommodating to the guests, not the other way around.
A good host should spare no expense to make it more convenient for guests to attend.
Man lower """"middle class"""" people who think they've advanced socially because economic forces beyond their control have forced them out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle are the worst. No class, no sense of basic etiquette at all.
Really am quite sick and tired of being alive
>>59916311
this, that wedding lad is a selfish fucking cunt
>>59916275
are you always here or what
>>59916300
>banning something that was legally killing the most stupid of the stupid brits
why?
>Spend £200 on gifts for mums wedding
>"Hey at least I'm getting a tailored suit out of it".
>Go to suit fitting tomorrow expecting to be measured by a tailor
>It's a fucking rental place
>>59916300
AMATEUR DRUGGIES BTFO
What if SJWs don't exist and the ones represented in the media are plants there?
>>59916336
>suicide is a common, well-known and easy to complete action
Ok, so we've established you have a problem, know the solution and are choosing not to fix your problem, but instead whinge about it on 4chan.
>>59916358
No, we work shifts
>pass the controller bro
>>59916425
too jazzy?
>>59916373
I was on a train sat next to some Oxford students in January.
They're real alright.
>>59916371
>literally being someone's wife's son
>>59916373
It's a well established 'conspiracy theory' that the FBI never stopped their COINTELPRO sabotage of lefists movements.
>>59916371
>attending your own mother's wedding
FOTT (fuck off time traveller)
What's so bad about normies?
>>59916464
people get divorced and remarried all the time desu. cuck memery aside, in the current year it's not that big a deal.
Ah yes, very impressive.
>Alcohol banned for Euro 2016 in France
Do you need any more proof that France is gone?
>>59916519
Just because it happens a lot doesn't mean it's right.
>>59916482
Overly rich people everywhere are funding feminist and social justice insanity to create internal dissent and have people forget the true who the true enemies are
source: i work as a profesional dissenting opinion creator
>>59916548
>they don't want EDL footy hooligans getting drunk and going around pissing on mosques or attacking random French-Algerians who've never done anything wrong
i know right, cucks lmao
>>59916551
dunno lad, staying in a loveless marriage to appease some family values fedora on the internet seems a bit silly to be
I've been reading CS Lewis' nonfiction writings recently lads.
Converting to Catholicism tbqh.
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>59916578
>posting the same thing in two different threads at the same time
shakes my head
>>59916375
i hope you at least get paid
>>59916548
not actually true but good sun level reporting lad. it's lens only, and if you have a ticket to the game you're allowed to drink, even in the stadium.
>>59916590
Ease of divorce is causing a lot of social problems in the west.
>>59916587
there would be probably as much arabs than white completely pissed though
we just see hooliganism for what it is
a mental illness
>>59916629
>Ease of divorce is causing a lot of social problems in the west.
I AM A NEGROID
fucking freezing
might have to turn the heating on
sick of this country's "weather"
>>59916645
It literally is tho. This is why men don't want to get married.
MY MOUTH IS SUPER HUGE I CAN FIT IN A SODA CAN IN MY NEGROID MOUTH
>NationalSorry Dayis an annual event that has been held in Australia on 26 May, since 1998, to remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the country's indigenous population.
>>59916656
why do you always post about niggas?
if u love black people so much then why don't u marry one??
>That kid who came back to school after summer holidays with a new last name
Feel sorry for them having parents who don't care about them but it's pretty funny hahaha
SRSLY
>>59916679
what is the purpose of marriage?
whats wrong with just being with someone you love? i dont need a certificate to prove that
>>59916711
healthy
tax
benefits
>>59916548
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10294513/no-alcohol-ban-for-england-wales-clash-at-euro-2016-in-lens
>Lens council told Sky Sports News HQ that they wanted to stress there was no ban in the town during the tournament and that drinks can be purchased in the fanzone, albeit in plastic glasses, and will be on sale around the city, although fans won't be able to buy or consume it on the streets.
fucking sharia law cucks i am outraged what is happening to the world
>>59916371
did she like the bowl?
>>59916720
tax benefits are negligible. the last time i looked i think it was about £70pa. which is nothing.
not sure what you mean by healthy.
>>59916711
Marriage is supposed to be a semi-permanent union so you can't just split up at the first argument and are forced to work things out.
This is better because splitting up has massive far reaching ramifications.
>marriage
spooky
>>59916688
i'd say less than 5% of the population knows what day it falls on.
i thought it was the 8th of may hahaha
>>59916745
yeah you're right
it's good for older couples/anyone with assets but most young couples aren't affected
>people defending being literal bastards
>>59916755
lovely idealism but humans dont work like that. marriage has never existed like that.
reckon i might have ADD lads hahaha
try reading something and ZIP! sayonara, brain's gone elsewhere haha x
>johnny depp unironically entered into a marriage with a shit tier actress with NO prenup despite the fact his worth is estimated to be at least $555 million
how fucking stupid can someone be hahahahaha FUCK
>>59916803
pop some speed up your shitter you'll feel absolutely top mate x
ALRIGHT
yo we're back
MOOK
Fuck the EU
>>59916867
alright la
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36380247
>Twitter abuse - '50% of misogynistic tweets from women'
lel
Cancelling my gold subscription account.
>connection error
fuck off
yank
wank
>>59916886
>lol
kek
Daily reminder that if we leave the EU 4chan will break more often
Bet you autists had a panic attack
What causes the pauses in 4chan?
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36382596
ah yes very impressive, I'm sure the EU would allow us to make our own rules like this to ensure muslim intergration
Heyyyyy Brits
God kill the queen
woah lads was worried for a bit
i've been watching let's plays
>>59916925
did a cheeky suicide while i couldn't post desu
>>59916935
it's going to be so cringe-worthy when the queen finally dies and a bunch of spergy yanks try to make fun of it, as if a woman in her 90s dying is somehow a tragedy.
>>59916590
It would be better to just stay divorced and have some dignity tbqf
every time 4chan goes down I have a nervous breakdown
>>59917017
I felt like breaking things 2bh
>>59916886
misogyny is literally just logic tbqf
fuck everyone in this thread
>Mum sent me £100 to get some shoes for the wedding
Lol I'm gonna buy a £15 pair and pocket the rest.
>>59917040
I started screaming and bawling my eyes out
neighbors were very concerned
just made this
>>59917051
what are those
t. mum
The autistic kid who lives next door to me just had another episode lads
>>59917051
fob
this thread belongs to white cock
Eating a blueberry muffin lads
>>59917051
I got given the same for a whole suit, bought a suit but wore it with all the tags on but hidden, took it back to the shop and got my money back
I have a willy
sent her a "Sdoin" lads
she's putty in my palms
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36380247
>Twitter abuse - '50% of misogynistic tweets from women'
>The research comes as UK MPs - Yvette Cooper, Maria Miller, Stella Creasy, former Liberal Democrat Jo Swinson and Jess Phillips - launch their Reclaim the Internet campaign
i wish ex-yu could be like brit :/
What are some elements of yank culture you don't get lads?
Me:
Shoes on in the house
Indoor cats
Not having a kettle
>>59917099
why would you expect anything other than 50% if about 50% of the population is female?
>>59917126
shoes on in house isn't yak culture lad, lots of english people do this.
business idea: hitler was an alien puppet used to bring humans up to ayy lmao genetic standards
>>59917118
ubi se
>>59917126
>not having a kettle
are you serious about that one?
>>59917099
>5% came from Donald trump
>>59917165
How are you going to make money out of that?
>>59917126
would rather not talk about yanks desu
>>59917164
Maybe up north where they can't afford carpets
>>59917181
Bit racist yeah
Tone that down
>>59917164
Lots of crypto yanks.
>>59917166
Most yanks boil water in the microwave
hey lads, can you advice me a good anti-spyware plox ? thanks
>>59917202
i'm from the south coast, many people do it here
>>59917210
adaware used to be good
>>59917189
by telling /brit/
>>59917181
ummmmmm racist much?????
>>59917206
you cant be serious
>>59917099
Is calling someone a bitch misogynistic? If that's so, then is calling a man a dick misandrist?
oh sweet we're back up
>>59917126
>Shoes on in the house
I'm usually just too lazy to take them off sometimes, but I prefer no shoes in the house, shoes typically make my feet sweaty.
>Indoor cats
Literally see no problems with indoor cats, there are tons of cats in teh country that are indoor and outdoor (the owners let them out to roam around freely whenever they want)
>Not having a kettle
Why should we? Microwaves exist, duh
radical centrist
>>59917236
>>59917238
>>59917246
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>>59917256
>>59917258
>>59917267
>>59917272
2 more weeks lads, i can feel it
>yanks boil water in the microwave
>>59917272
shut up blubber monkey
what happened to 4chan, was about to throw a fit
Visited britfa.gs (british version of 4chan) when 4chan was down and Christ it's a such a boring lefty shithole in which the mod bans you for expressing any right wing opinion or some random shite
>Why should we? Microwaves exist, duh
>boiling water in the microwave
this is fucking dangerous. have you never heard of superheating? the water can literally explode out of the container
>Why should we? Microwaves exist, duh
HOWLING
>>59917325
>>59917339
who are you quoting?
Dog's just been sick. I think she's on her way out now lads :(
>>59917126
i take my shoes off. i only leave them on if im frequently in and out or lazy
some people are paranoid about cars and wild animals killing their cats. guess it's a meme here
we dont drink tea like you faggots across the pond
>I boil water in the microwave
>>59917348
who the fuck boils water for tea? it just needs to be hot then you let the tea bag steep
>yanks refer to salads as deconstructed burgers
>Why should we? Microwaves exist, duh
>>59917419
get out
Not a fan of fedoraposting desu, but for some reason I love the bradleyposting gimmick.
>>59917419
Don't tell me you use water out the warm tap
>>59917419
Not even a Brit but this triggered me
>literally putting microwaved water in your body so that it can mutate and cook your cells from the inside out
pineal gland status: cremated
>who the fuck boils water for tea? it just needs to be hot then you let the tea bag steep
>>59917420
teehee
talking to a girl who lives in my halls on tinder lads
>>59917466
>microwaves makes your food poisonous
I think this is my favourite new-agey claptrap meme.
>>59917126
>Indoor cats
if you're ever bored, go to /an/ and start a thread about how evil it is to keep a cat indoors
yanks lose their fucking rag
>MUH COYOTES
>MUH BEARS
hilarious
Why do people drink tea anyway? Literally tastes like boiling water and nothing else. Not a fan
I'm Welsh and also heat up water in the pippity-pong.
>>59917488
Except refugees aren't Christian
>mfw americans sleep fully clothed with shoes on
>>59917431
>>59917445
>>59917453
>>59917465
>>59917471
i dont get it
>>59917488
woah... really makes you think, huh?
>>59917505
fuck off mutant
>>59917505
t. Big Pharma lobbyist
nice try
>Why yes I do hail from the united States of Australia
>'tis a glorious place m'lord!
>>59917511
>pippity pong
>>59917516
It doesn't say they are
A small proportion are anyway
>>59917337
What was the ban reason?
>>59917516
Neither was Christ or his parents you dense retarded cunt.
lads i'm absolutely parched, spitting feathers I am.
someone fire up the microwave for us
>>59917509
You're not letting the dog meet the rabbit
>>59917530
>>59917540
t. David Icke on a PCP binge
>all these pics of the same game show where contestants are laughing
ahh yes
gf just sent me this
this thread's been up nearly 5 hours
wtf /brit/
dont tell me you all got jobs
>>59917126
making fun of other countries for having non-white leaders
>>59917587
>>59917615
Ermm Its the host actually mate x
>why yes i do feel like some tea, let me just put some water in the microwave
>>59917337
O'Sullivan's law
good morning
Remember when the UN did a report on the UK and said the UK was the most sexist country in the world?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
any update on Louie?
going to have a bath lads
can someone plug the microwave in for me?
Should I get some porridge lads? Bit chilly and I'm pre hungry.
Might heat up some water in the microwave to for some tea.
just put the microwave on. anyone want a cuppa?
just fired up the barbecue, anyone for a cuppa?
>>59917690
>>59917699
H O W L I N G
*ping*
Ah the microwave the tea must be ready.
Gonna make a hot ribena lads
I forget, do you mix them before or after you microwave the water?
>>59917577
Wasn't me that was banned
>>59917688
what's going on here
a-am I going to jail?
I'm too pretty to go to jail
>>59917729
>the microwave the
>>59917683
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27034117
>UN Special Rapporteur Rashida Manjoo says UK has 'sexist culture'
>Rashida
The kiln is roaring lads, anyone for a brew?
>>59917745
doxxed
>>59917759
>Ah the microwave
>the tea must be ready
Mum is LIVID
dad put the water in the microwave for too long and it exploded, now the microwave won't work. there goes my tea.
>>59917745
nobody fucking cares
>>59917746
good boy
>>59917745
On the cross
Chuck another log on the fire, would you? I'm gasping for a brew
the blast furnace is screeching
that means my mouth is soon to play host to a tasty cup of earl grey
>>59917745
should av stocked up on acid lad
third eye needs regular greasing
>>59917804
better start up the microwave
HAHAH JUST MICROWAVED SOME WATER FOR MY WIFE'S SON HAHAHAHAH KEKOLDING REFERENCE AND MICROWAVE JOKE, SO LAYERED
Just lit the AGA lads. Anyone want a cuppa in 2 hours?
ahh yes, the "personal statement" part of the application
time to procrastinate until the application deadline passes
>>59917762
The memes are coming to life
>mfw all american hotel rooms have microwaves in them
>>59917742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hHNzcPCgJU
autism
>>59917773
don't try and act clever because you can't use grammar you spastic
cupped some water in my hands and I'm shaking it about to heat it up through kinetic energy
it won't stay warm for long so who wants tea?
Might microwave some eggs up
>>59917839
Terrible post
>alri i'm hear for the job interview
>>59917839
most hotel rooms have tea making facilities mate
anyone want some tea? just fired up the bunsen burner
lining magnifier over some water in a pot, tea will be ready soon
>>59917861
>not cooking your eggs in a kettle
Why do you need a toaster when you can microwave it?
>>59917880
*in'erview
Don't forget most of you brits make a cock down the throat noise when trying to pronounce the "t" sound.
just fracked some water up from the sub-surface for a brew
lads come on, it's time to grow up and realise women are people. alright?
ah yes, the 'so-called' trade in 'so-called' RC's is 'so-called' finally being put to a 'so-called' end.
'So-called' good 'so-called' riddance.
![compass-magnifying-glass-tea-mug-two-notebooks-wood-table-retro-old-glasses-vintage-grunge-wooden-50988330[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dkiGnu6.jpg "compass-magnifying-glass-tea-mug-two-notebooks-wood-table-retro-old-glasses-vintage-grunge-wooden-50988330[1]")
Go and open those blinds mate and this bad boy will be steaming away quick smart
holy shit yanks have been bantered off /brit/ haven't posted in 15 minutes
lmao
Remember the "drinking from the kettle" gimmick, lads?
can one of you write my personal statement for me
I just cba
it's only 500 words
talk about how motivated I am and stuff yeah
forgot to take my ice cubes out the freezer to defrost so now I can't have a cuppa
can I just grill them from frozen?
>>59917834
I always close it on the reference part, since I have none
shut the fuck up with this shite kettle meme you spergs
>>59917933
oh mate just fuck off you little foetus
just bumlick yourself and bullshit, that's what everyone does you little queg
craving some biscuits with this microwaved cup of delicious tea tbf
>>59917942
just make up a fake email
>>59917933
>Alri lads, fancy this job. I'm sound desu. proper work hard I will. Giz the job innit.
>>59917918
To celebrate, I'm going to go out and buy some glue, petrol, butane, paint thinner, ethanol, beer and whipped cream.
Druggies need to get a life man.
>>59917889
>kettle
???
Any of you lads want a toastie? I'll just fire up the microwave.
>>59917962
Sorry mate, missed that because the microwave pinged, what's up?
*takes jug out of the microwave and pours it into a mug*
ah lovely
>>59917964
yeah but I cba
can you not READ?? fucking toilet roll do not reply to me again or I'll flush your existence away
>>59917968
Won't they prefer a phone reference since it's harder to fake?
passing through Rotterdam on my way to Brussels lads
>>59917851
lmao
anyone craving a cuppa? crucible is about ready
doing a poo
>>59917925
hello good chap
>>59918004
oh cry me a fucking river you utter fucking weapon
*plays the intro to the red hot chili pepper's 'cant stop'*
>>59918009
What are you doing rover there?
>>59918016
Don't you ever, EVER say 'cuppa' again. You are not British. Do not even pretend to be British.
using the potential energy stored in me nads to heat the water by shattering them into 1000 pieces
When a girl makes ur little p into a big D
just lit the tinder underneath the wicker man so your brew should be ready in a tick x
//59918026
Consider yourself officially flushed and your (You) confiscated.
Next time maybe you'll learn not to play games against the master.
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*dances to the intro of 'cant stop' by red hot chili pepper's*
GIVE ME A CUPPA THIS SHITS ON FIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iePXszBUj4
>>59917896
Microwaves don't leave the bread crispy, while there's objectively no taste difference between boiled and microwaved water.
never even tried world of warcraft lads
If us men were a little less misogynistic then women wouldn't take their internalised insecurities out on other women.
>>59918056
>CUPPA
Stop that.
>Don't you ever, EVER say 'cuppa' again. You are not British. Do not even pretend to be British.
Accidentally knocked a hole in the wall and now I've got to patch it up WITHOUT anyone finding out
was this devonshire cream or cowslip...
>>59918042
so no cuppa for you then?
>>59918038
Being a tourist
Noticed that I've got a uk flag lmao how
>>59918061
are you sure that's Louie? because that's the ANGRIER AND ANGRIER lad who's dad's name is Wayne, not Dan
read up on your autist lore mate
>yanks use the friction from their legs rubbing together to heat water
>>59918042
We actually say cuppa here mate. :) xx
the name's bond
Please tell us about any relevant experience you have, and your reasons for wishing to study on this course (at least 250 words).
>>59918042
thought cuppa was australian desu have never heard a pom use it
>>59918113
vaga bond
>yanks
what the fuck
you people actually use the word "cuppa"? thought that was the gimmick Tbh
the electricity is out, no microwave, no tea!
>>59918113
>the name's bond
jane bond
>>59918113
ERR NO YOU PLUM
THA NAME'S LOOFA.
>>59918151
time to leave the country
lads what board is closest to how /b/ was back in the day?
>>59918107
i've seen that guys smug face so many times now that i think i'd have to stab him if i ever saw him irl
Ugh.. after marriage men really let themselves go. They don't even try any more - why is this allowed?
>>59918151
wew
all that just to heat a mug of tea
>>59918152
The word makes me cringe 2bh.
>>59918165
This HAS to happen
>yank bashing when there's zero yanks about
yawn
>>59918113
>making white characters non-white? ahh yes very impressive
>making non-white characters white? bloody racist
>>59918151
>367,435.80
plus tip
almost lost my mind while 4chan was down lads
didn't know what to do with myself
>>59918180
amber heard's with a better man now
>>59918191
even when there are yanks about it's tiresome
>>59918165
>>59918186
I would display a mega boycott
How does it feel to know you'll be a minority in this country soon whiteboy?
>>59918191
>zero yanks about
You blind, mate?
>>59918219
feels good to be exotic Tbh
>>59918151
$95k for diagnostic imaging? They buying a new machine for each patient?
>>59918219
I'm not white though
>>59918106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
they should make a wikia with a list of autists, they all sound the same
>>59918241
Image is misleading, with insurance they only had to pay about 86 dollars
>>59918219
I really can't see this country maintaining first world status if it was ruled by Pakistanis and Africans
Need a video game to sink some time into lads.
>>59918276
>Need a video game
literal child
>>59918151
this is our future lads
the tories are going to destroy the NHS
>>59918276
What's wrong with real life?
>>59918176
/brit/
>>59918268
why are there so many spergs in britain ugh
>>59918276
Train Simulator 2016
>>59918276
XCOM2
>>59918272
bruv pakistan is first world as fuck.
we have nuclear weapons and that.
it's the fucking indians holding us down.
don't chat shit.
>>59918295
Takes longer to level up
You can conquer the world in a video game in a few hours but you can't even learn a language in 100 hours irl
don't like overwatch desu
also definitely think I'm getting tired of video games in general
maybe it's time to get a gf
>>59918268
why are brits so predisposed to becoming mind boggling spergs?
also has there been a louis update?
Self determination for everyone except the people I don't like
>muh lady
>muh black bond
>fuckin black racists, why no asian bond
It's going to be Tom Middleton. It just is.
yanks
Before this thread ends i want you all to look at my 4
>>59918355
I'll boggle your sperg you little mind
>>59918370
more irish than the irish
how will the irish ever recover?
>You can conquer the world in a video game in a few hours but you can't even learn a language in 100 hours irl
make africa kangs again
>I'll boggle your sperg
>>59918375
YOU WANNA GO SHITCUNT?
pes[ok\[gokesg\sjge=0j
>>59918276
Demons souls
>>59918268
love this recording desu
theres not a thing about it that isn't fantastic
>>59918370
That is clearly in Ireland though
>>59918370
business idea: piss in the river wearing an england shirt and union flag cape whilst sinking god save the queen in between swigs of stella
>>59918431
BTFO
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