>mom hid the playstation cables
>mom stomped the shit out of the internet router
>>28834376
>dad throws the pc out the window
>go outside, make some friends and stop playing those damn computer games all summer
>literally assaulted my mom when she tried to take my video games
You have to keep her in line.
my dad literally hides the vga cable from me
i'm 18
>>28834416
omg me asfff
>stole the AV cables from the PS2 at after-school care to replace the busted ones at home
>they never replaced theirs
>grandpappy stomped on all the model airplanes
I've always wanted to be a pilot, and those things were the closest I've ever came.
>dad sets mac filtering on router to block internet after 9pm
>tfw spoof his mac address to get all night internet
>mommy took my monitor because i was a bad boi
>said i would kill the cat if she didn't give it back
>gave it back moments later and even connected it for me
>>28834368
>uncle took all my toilet paper
He said talk to him if I needed to poop.
>>28834509
im really sorry anon, have you tried gliding?
it scared the living shit outa me but was a great experience
>mum took the router
>went on a hunger strike until she plugged it back in
>>28834555
That's probably not an option for me. Grandpappy blew my two arms off back on the Fourth of July celebration in 1998.
>mom said no son of mine is going to leech off me past 20
>throws me out
>win a substantial amount of money
>tfw never gave any money to poor mom and get a nice place of my own
Karma.
I just want you all know to know that if it were within my power I would kill you all and give you an improper burial
>>28834585
i can tell you're not lying from the way you told the story
=)
>mom locked the xbox away in the closet
>can only get it on the weekends
Fuck you mom
>>28834445
>still using vga
are you using windows xp or some shit?
So my mother used to put a password on the wifi router every Wednesday so that we would go outside and do other things, but every time it was Wednesday I would sneak onto the laptop they had and find the password out. I felt like a hacker but really I was just trying to post memes.
I feel like I may have failed at life.
>>28834368
>still living with mom
shes become a whole lot nicer after i moved out
we went shopping for an ac unit for my apartment and it was very nice.
>>28834610
umm beta loser much?
>>28834610
>Mom put parental controls on the xbox
>only allowed 2 hours a night and then it shuts off
>restore the console defaults and play gears of war all night with headphones on
>>28834614
There is literally nothing wrong with 1048 resolution
>>28834636
where do you think you are?
haha this is an original comment that certainly doesn't interrupt the flow of the thread at all :^)
>>28834610
>mom does the same thing
>mom makes me do chores every weekend
>mow the lawn and clean my room
>if I didn't do both no xbox
Sometimes I go like a month without my xbox. She doesn't even know I have a PSP to browse 4chan and download porn on.
>>28834534
Fap while pooping
Problem solved
>mom sees the router lights flashing constantly in the night
>turns router off
>>28834509
why would he do that? making models is a pretty normie hobby to start with
>mom tells me I need to move out before I turn 25
>be 23
>only 40% through community college
>work part time dishwasher
What the FUCK am I going to do
>>28834820
how many hours are you working per week?
>Father unplugs the router because your younger siblings won't get up for school
>They're not even on the internet, he's just lazy and comes up with gimmicks like this to threaten his kids into compliance
The only one who suffers from it is me, and fucking forget trying to explain that to him because he ALWAYS has to be right.
>>28834368
>Mom smashed my DS into oblivion on the patio in the back garden
>"I'm sick of seeing you play that thing"
Why'd you buy it for me then dumb slut? That was 10 years ago and I'm still salty.
>>28834820
>>28834585
>Have kid for no reason other than "I WANT ONE AND I WANT IT NOW!" like a selfish child
>18 years to raise it and you can't even put enough effort in to make it independant
>Get butthurt at it for not magically being independant as soon as it hits 18
Parents are faggots
>used to have literal tug-o-war fights with mom over the phone cord for the modem
>>28834509
you fly rc?
>>28834730
modeling is art
>>28835064
Cut her throat.
>>28834368
lol you don't need the cables retard. that's just so you can move the unit away from the wall socket and the controller away from the unit. you can still play if you hold the unit up against the socket and the controller against the unit.
>>28834368
>>28834368
>dad bought me new computer parts because I had enough good boy points
>doesn't want to give them to me because I recently dropped out of college
>already found a decently paying apprenticeship
>still doesn't want to give them
>>28834445
my dad literally hides the vagina from me
i'm 81
>>28834416
the letters are well written
>>28834368
>find the playstation cables in her bedroom half an hour later
>get to play oddworld all day until she gets home from work
Git gud
>mom threw the gundam models out the window
>>28835794
>Look for the playstation cables in her bedroom
>Find a pack of strawberry flavour condoms and a leaflet on abortion
Some things you can't take back
>mom takes away the Xbox
>play while she's at work
>hear her pulling up
>scramble to put it back how I found it
Fuck you, you fat worthless whore. I lived in fear for years until I realized I was far superior and you couldn't harm me. I loved my Xbox and you used that against mefuck you for ever adopting me
>>28836012
>hack
>not doing the original playing from 5am-6am strategy
Was how it was back when I had a gamecube
I was dedicated with my alarms
>>28834368
Brother hid the knives and sharp objects
>>28834368
Move out NEET fuck
>>28834368
>mom hid the computer mouse
>Mom says I have to make friends in middle school and to stop being on the computer all the time
>be worried because 4chan was basically my dad, raising me, and it corrupted me
>4chan gave me social anxiety to the point where I think about going for a jog but then realise people might look at me, so I don't run
>never make any friends in middle school through high school
You guys were my dad, and you fucking ruines my life, just like my real dad. I fucking hate you guys but I can't leave.
These are mixed feels.
>>28834534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg6bOTUQ9Mg
you know what to do now.
>>28836302
post yfw you have spares of all power cords, mice, Controllers, keyboards, lan cables flying around
