Thailad edition
>>59913794
you on your rags or something mate?
>>59913813
reckon it's just the weather
>>59913813
fuck off poofter
>>59913813
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING FORINN CUNT
STARTING TO PISS ME OFF WITH YOUR BS
>>59913846
>>59913851
kek softcocks
calm down lads
>>59913859
nice comic
>59913866
baited for a (you)
what a complete runt lol
Give me yous or im going to trigger this bomb who will kill someone's mother in this very thread
>>59913813
Terrible shitposting, but it's all that anyone really expects from you.
i run this thread
>>59913887
>>59913891
have a bat or something lads you seem pretty cranky
*kills an aussie*
>>59913904
fuck off CUNT
>>59913859
Yanks down to a T.
Wouldnt mind sucking some big anglo cock rn.
no homo lads
>>59913916
>>59913917
haha wew
and now gentlemen
*does the whip AND the nae nae*
>>59913866
t. Xiang Ping Wang
>>59913912
That's way too much responsibility handing control over to: >>59913925
What are your orders, sir?
had a hernia checkup today
doctor felt my dick and balls and i didnt shower this morning
imagine going through med school just so you can handle some unwashed dick and ballls
need my pussy murdered
>>59913941
haha that is literally my name mate well done full marks
>>59913950
Shit they have degrees for that? Sign me up!
morning lads
>28 posts
>8 posters
nice poomunity we have here
>27 posts
>7 IPs
lads
>28 posts
>8 posters
>all me
very impressive
>>59913951
pass it over then, I guess I can do it
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463470482444.webm
poor doggo.
Listening to Woo! Yoohoo!
I've always found Catholics to be a bit JF to be quite honest
Somebody punch me in the face
look lads nobody tell him but theres some fucking idiot canadian in the last thread
lets all hide behind the furniture so when he gets in here we all jump out, yell "SURPRISE!", and throw a cinder block and that cunts head
>>59914017
HERE HE IS! SWARM SWARM SWARM!
>>59914022
address?
haven't done a shit in 4 days
>>59913978
Good morning
>>59914022
meet me at your mums house tonight and I can do it for you
bring some condoms as well for when I'm done with you
just took some l-theanine
so high rn m8s
WOOOLOOOLOOO
i just want you to know that i, a yank, started this thread ironically and now you're all unironically posting in it hahahahahahahahahahahaha WOW
>>59914080
dj khaled
me on the right
>>59914084
>i just want you to know that i, a yank arselicker, started this thread like a good JF slave and now you're all unironically posting in it hahahahahahahahahahahaha WOW
good job lad
watching the today show in australia
Going to send the internet gf a message when I finish my breakfast
>>59914114
might send her one too
with a dick pic
>>59914084
Why am I a fat, balding jew?
>>59914114
Thanks for the idea, I'm going to send one to my internet gf too.
>>59914113
karlos is based
>>59914129
genetics?
>>59914129
this he should be a scrawny, pale beta with an asian gf (it's important that you note that the gf is ASIAN and NOT WHITE)
>>59914126
Here's the craic, Satsuki doesn't want anything to do with you, that's well established. I'm going to skype with her and you won't be anywhere near her. I'm her internet bf now and I'm the one who cares for her, not you.
getting a tad hungry
>>59914144
Ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QXQz6uE0M
this songs actually quite good 2bh
>>59914159
this
drinking my own spinal fluid
>>59914129
had a good laugh on your website the other night x
you've added some new shizz since last time I looked
>>59914185
need an RSS feed I can subscribe to desu
*screams in your face*
I TOLD YOU TO GET MY FUCKING ORDER RIGHT CUNT
*subsides*
I'm sorry i was a bit - FUCK OFF ITS YOUR FAULT AAAAARRGGHHG
*puts on katy perry - fireworks*
dooo doo da doo dum
*butchers another aussie runt*
Normies be like
Going to start taking 2x l-theanine and 2x ZMA every day
jfmsu
>>59914185
>>59914195
I haven't added anything to it in a very long time.
marching to the beat of my own drum lads
>>59914233
pounding your mum to the beat of your drum
>>59914228
when did you add kev's adventures?
gonna make an asmr channel with a twist
>>59914257
whats the twist?
>>59914196
Please stop screaming, I have a very bad headache
*tries to fall asleep*
>>59914216
oh god, please, why do you have to be so loud
>>59914264
this
*twists your arm behind your back*
(:
*Puts on linkin park*
*pulls out katana*
*Eviscerates the pom*
>>59914278
ow!!
>>59914267
err you're not British?? ://
>>59914251
Whilst everyone was still calling him Lisicki
>>59914267
found your pic
>>59914294
that's what YOU think
>>59914322
delet
>>59914298
err piss off then??
Need an Aussie bf
>>59914329
but why?
Need a scotland bf
where is he ?
*hits play on the boombox*
*evanescence blares out at max volume*
Ah yes, now lets see....
*goes one by one along the row of runts*
*starts slapping their shaved heads to the beat and checking the sound*
Ahah this one'll do...
*scalps the aussie runt*
>>59914352
Hey I'm half Scottish
Fuck the English! Haha
>>59914346
don't know ;[
>>59914366
his story checks out..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bvDFDcc8fQ
me
pain relief has kicked in
back to bed i go
*im standing over by a tree looking through a binocular at some spaz scalping a white, bald object*
heh he doesn't even realise ...
*get out a detonator and explodes the white object (it was actually a bomb)*
*the runts who weren't immediately killed by the explosion come running out*
let the runt hunt begin...
>>59914385
won't do anything for emotional pain I'm afraid
anyone else have this one spot on your head where scratching it feels like heaven
have to be careful to not scratch myself into a seizure of pleasure
>>59914409
Are you literally a dog
>>59914409
are you a cat m8?
*realise something is up when one of the scalps sounds funny*
*instantly and imperceptibly swap for a decoy and go to investigate*
*spot the the runt hiding in trees just as the bomb goes off*
*scalp him as he's loading up hunting gear*
hehe...what a gay cunt, runt
>>59914428
I could be your dog ;)))))
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464184303581.webm
having a wank
*it was actually a decoy*
*the decoy's scalp is explosive*
*i set off the explosion*
like lambs to the slaughter
*turns over and sees all the runts running off trying to escape*
TALLY HOO, LADS! THE HUNT IS ON!
*blows the Horn of the Runt Hunt and unsheathes my kukri*
munching a durrie
have to be up in 4 hours for class
>>59914488
would love to chow down on a delicious duzza tbf
sent the message
made it about manga so she should be enthusiastic
>>59914507
what? context lad ! :D
>>59914507
I know I am.
>>59914535
Just messaged the japanese internet gf asking her what manga she would recommend for someone learning japanese
*put down the scalped runt as I hear another explosion*
* look accross the clearing and see parts of a detonated runt*
*hears the runt hunt horn*
ahah! spotted the last runt. the hunt is nearly over....
*throws a javelin that pierces the runt through the neck (though not killing it)*
hehe what a bent aussie cunt
*calmly butchers the runt to the sound of my nemesis - FFDP*
>>59914538
thanks, its spent 3 days in the planning process and I'm pleased with how it came out
How long is you cock?
8 inches here
>>59914543
>>59914538
>>59914535
>>59914507
>>59914504
>>59914488
>>59914483
>>59914455
>>59914439
all these posts were made by me
NO DISCERNABLE TALENT
>>59914562
pls invite to wedding
Just discovered the disabled toilet at work lads
It's like a palace, it's just one toilet in here so I can shit without fear of interruption
woman with pink hair on bbc ://
>>59914592
Fuck off nonce
Going to work
bye
>>59914573
prove it lol
>>59914609
sounds hot haha
>>59914623
Have a wonderful day
>>59914596
Those are top notch
They're always higher up than other toilets so much easier on the knees and plenty of room to spread out
Also tend to be cleaner
*walks through the labyrinth of runt incubator pods*
*each pod has a runt, floating in runt sustenance liquid, hooked up to a RuntReality System™*
*see one runt having a bit too much fun*
one less runt wouldn't harm the brood...
*presses the 'BOIL' botton which immediately starts hearing up the sustenance liquid*
*i turn off his RuntReality System™ as he, for the first time in his "life", views what his word really is*
know your place, pom
>>59914623
good luck do you're best :)
>>59914632
what's with these fake american affectations ya bender?
need a job but there's no job centre here :/
>>59914648
try reddit
>>59914638
>shitting in work
What the fuck is wrong with you? I have never had a poo in work, never had a poo in school either.
>>59914662
Buy some kneepads and get to work
>>59914662
maybe you should go to the KNOB centre you bendre
>>59914656
Part of my daily ritual is wishing that poster a nice day at work. I'm in a pretty good mood today so I replaced 'nice' with wonderful.
>>59914662
>>59914679
Fuck off yank
>>59914668
btfo runt
>>59914714
YOU fuck off
if an australian had made that post it would have 10 fucking replies by now...
>>59914680
that's the least british thing I've heard
not even tranny loving guardian lefties are pathetic
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>>59914669
>he's scared of public toilets
>>59914727
just try it and see
>>59914727
well, you're the only cunt here so I'm looking forward to it
kek HR is complaining to my boss that I haven't been taking enough time off work (only took 8 days last year and 2 this year so far)
>>59914725
The sunny weather and lack of bitterness has started to take effect.
>>59914722
Yeah but we don't hate Australians.
any of you lads want to have a go with me sis?
>>59914767
unbearable
>>59914749
worried about this happening to me, i have no life outside of work. weekends are hell
>there are 300 Billion stars in the galaxy
>there are a hundred thousand galaxies in our supercluser
>there are over 10 million superclusters in the observable universe
>the universe is probably over 250 times the size of the observable universe
>still believing a benevolent God who cares about humans exists
>>59914768
thanks for the (You) loser
>>59914773
she looks a bit young la might have to pass
>>59914773
what's it like to have a sister lads?
>>59914782
pls send fog to inhale as a cure.
>>59914749
Does that include bank holidays? Well it's illegal anyway, stop being such a massive fucking wagecuck.
>>59914797
>I don't understand statistics or philosophy at all: the post
>>59914814
Free freshly worn knickers to sniff whenever you feel like it
>>59914773
Maybe, but I suspect that out of camera view is a good 18 stones of extra weight.
>>59914814
It's nice
All her friends want to shag me
>>5991459
*puts on Roy voice*
I'm disabled
@59914803
Likewise, bitch tits.
>>59914797
But god likes to toy with us.
this lad looks like he likes to pick fights at the pub
>>59914820
>Does that include bank holidays?
Nah.
The thing is both my boss and I are kind of sloppy with our work hours, e.g. I work 9 to 5 on paper, but tend to show up around noon and leave at 6. If I have something to do I don't take time off, I just do it in the morning and show up a bit later. I don't have much of a social life and my family is back in Krautland so I don't spend time with them often either.
This is academia, no one outside admin and HR gives a single fuck about formal work hours, I've been trading e-mails with my boss at 3 am at times.
>>59914949
A reminder that this racist poster was designed by a jew.
>>59914962
They're worried you're going to take them to a tribunal.
Is this why they told you not to come in today despite not being on strike
There's a self-hating Cornishman lurking about
>>59914949
top kek
>>59914949
Why does this foreign lady gets to vote?
Or if she has citizenship, why is she dressed like that? Why would you give citizenship to someone who hasn't culturally integrated?
>>59915017
The Irish, Maltese and Cypriots all get to vote regardles of whether they live here, why shouldn't she?
>>59914962
ngl when i hit full time employment and have no wife/kids i will probably take less than a week off a year hahahaha
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
>be American
>get ill
>if you're not rich you don't deserve any treatment
>die
When will Alexis Texas finally get BLACKED?
>>59915036
I take two long weekends a month because otherwise I'd never use my annual leave. My first year here it didn't occur to me, and I was required by my area manager to take basically all of February off before the annual leave year ended.
My manager was fucking fuming, I didn't realise how big an issue it was so I'd given him zero warning.
>>59914949
This just goes to show that every single immigrant is simply a peace loving, timid, shy old person in flowing gowns and colourful prints
Voting Leave
Voting Remain
>>59914814
I have a five years older sister and it was great being a cute kid growing up coddled and babysat by her and her sexy friends and classmates. When I was very little they'd dress me up in their old dresses and play with me haha.
Later on when I was 12 I've lost my virginity to one of my sister's classmates, it was a tip top shag even looking from my current much more experienced point of view.
>>59915068
it's so fucking dumb, i don't get why it's an issue. how is it a thing where you get in trouble because you DON'T want to stay home and want to work instead?
i got in trouble at one job because i never took lunch breaks but i can see why they'd care about that desu
>tfw failed maths GCSE 5 times
>>59915060
>When will Alexis Texas finally get BLACKED?
you mean the Greek prime minister?
Lad in my year got a blowjob from a teacher in her car lol
>>59915135
I passed it on the first try
Why is the mainstream media pushing YouTube """stars""" as mainstream media stars?
Every now and then on this morning or something they have a YouTuber on as a guest to talk about how they make a fortune making videos on show and tell shit or eating cereal.
I don't get it
>>59915076
And that native Brits are violent thugs who hate minorities
Successfully called in sick lads.
Awoo
>>59915125
Your paid holiday is part of your remuneration, same as your salary. If it's part of your contract then your employer is required by law to provide it - meaning for a minority like us they have to force it upon us to comply with the law.
Same with lunch breaks. You can't opt out of your employer's legal obligation to give you a lunch break, so by not taking them you're risking them being fined.
> wake up
> still alive
Ah... yes
downloading fallout 4 illegally
feels good to be a small time internet thug
>>59915200
really it should have an autistic NEET who's never left his village on the right end of the seesaw desu
>>59915239
Get him Janny
>>59915239
Very baddy laddy
>>59915218
yeah that's why i understood about getting into shit with no lunch breaks but they should just do something where you either get a bonus to the credit of like 1.5x your wage over the period you didn't take off or something
idk i just think it's a bit silly
>>59915197
Kids are all online so it's just the media tapping into that market.
Youtubers are purely lucky that this generation prefers online media to tv
>>59915135
>tfw I got A*A* in a level maths and further maths
>>59915255
If their options are give you more money, or make you sit in the break room for half an hour each day, why would they ever go for the first one?
>Need food
>Too lazy to cook or go out to buy some
>Become the skeleton king
>>59915239
>fallout 4
>>59915252
>>59915253
Love (You)s
>>59915276
oh no sorry i meant more money or holiday leave.
i completely get the lunch break stuff but the holiday stuff is a bit ehh
>>59915283
that's how I became a skelly
>>59915239
>fallout 4
>>59915239
I heard that Fallout 4 was a massive downgrade from even Fallout 3.
>>59915296
drank a bucket of water last night and I remarked to myself "my oh my I've drank a lot of the ol' dihydrogen monoxide tonight haha" as I was finishing off the last glass, but my piss this morning was unusually dehydrated.
Odd.
>>59915312
also got a distinction in the maths AEA btw
>mfw people let themselves get fat without the slightest hint of irony
>>59915333
How does one ironically get fat
>>59915324
did you drink alcohol beforehand
>>59915350
Google Tess Halliday
>>59915324
are you absolutely sure you didn't piss your bed and forget about it?
happens to my friend all the time
How the hell do you fail at Uni lol, nigga just read the material lmao
*rolls out of bed and instantly downs a pint can of memes*
>>59915333
gf lost 5kg since April after I said she should lose some weight haha
>>59915350
must be possible, i'm ironically shredded tbf
>>59915311
nah it's just really, really, really lazy because bethesda know the game will be modded so they just don't bother anymore.
for instance, they included a lever action rifle in the latest DLC in which the reload animation reloads 5 bullets into the gun despite the fact you may have only shot one of the 5 bullets. they didn't even bother making a singular animation and looping it based upon how many shots were fired hahaha so fucking lazy
>>59915356
None
>>59915376
>t. fine art at southbank uni
On test papers why do they have to use such freshy Paki names?
>>59915401
aren't dialog options stupid as fuck now? like zero writing tier?
not that i care desu i'm not playing it for the ayr pay
>>59915419
Rorke
>>59915419
The education system is used to push progressive ideals.
>>59915432
I can't pronounce them, took me 3 mins one time to realise it was a name and not some old mathematical term
>>59915422
yeah there's next to no alternative outcome in dialogue anymore. 1 option will be no, and 3 options will be explicit yes plus alternative pathways to yes.
plus the previews for what to say rarely match what the character actually says in vanilla so if you try to have an arsehole character, he will randomly say something weird as fuck because you hit the wrong option which looked like the right one.
it's fun but just really, really lazy
Behold this innocent image of an anime girl my lads. Clearly it is not bait or a clever ruse and should thus not be treated as such!
>>59915440
makes sense, kids are vile little nazis by default if you don't knock the corners off them with stuff like that
>>59915401
I was in a thread the other day and Bethesda have allowed mods on the console version now, but without any original content or script extenders and the comments are full of so much delicious rage from console peasants crying about discrimination and pleading for the good mods to be released on console.
>>59915467
Yes and other such mental gymnastics to justify changing a society too.
>>59915389
jesus shut up will ya
mummy and daddy need to be quiet I can't play my video games IN THIS ENVIRONMENT OF ANGER
Can I Getta (You)core
Do Ya Want More
>>59915492
>he doesn't like mOmmy to talk to him while he is inside
B E N D E R
E
N
D
E
R
Takbir to you this fine day lads
>>59915471
If you wanted mods, why would you use a console?
whos better frisco or jme?
>>59915471
yeah some of the modders on /fog/ said that within an hour or two of uploading something, like 40 peasants message them asking to port it to console. it was always going to be like that. those people are just dumb as fuck, i literally got fo4 on a toaster computer and preferred medium toaster than like high graphics on console for that reason.
Can't stand all these adverts lately about cash money being old and pointless and stupid and how everything is just easier with online/digital money
Fuck that shit. You know we're heading for a 1984 nightmare if they're trying to phase out physical money
pushed this guy over who was blocking the door then all his friends chased after me. Ruined my day
>>59915544
It's only 9am mate calm down
Roz or Daphne?
I think I'm starting to prefer arse over chebs lads
Am I a nigger now?
>>59915534
>advert on the tv
>1/2 of the cast is black
>other 1/2 is Muslim
>>59915512
Apparently it was marketed as mods available for console as a major new selling point.
Which is hilarious because of the limitations they will probably only be able to get new skins, but the comments of rage don't stop.
>>59915544
When I was in year 7 I kicked a year 9 guy in the balls as hard as I could and he chased me around the school until I lost him
>>59915577
no lad you're just growing up. arse is the superior option once you're not mentally 12 anymore.
>wake up
>10 year anniversary school reunion invite
>Invited to a birthday meal, with nothing but old school friends with their wives, and girlfriends
Thursdays ay mates
>>59915533
post the one where the absolute madman still comes inside tho
>>59915544
last time i did something like this i got punched in the neck :^]
>>59915544
are you 12?
Boi betta kno
>>59915601
sounds fun
>when you call up Three and can't understand a word of what Pajeet is saying
>>59915512
because people are fucking dumb. bethesda said from like september last year that all mods are to be acquired for console via their own mod hosting thing - meaning they have complete control over what's posted.
they also said no nudity or copyright violations can be hosted so basically they can't get fucking anything ported over from NV as well as no body altering mods or script extenders lmao
>>59915534
Mad how people were saying this was going to happen to long ago. If it follows, we'll end up with chips in our hands. Does this still sound tinfoil? Probably won't in a few years.
>>59915584
Without some kind of steam workshop style thing, it will never be the same
>>59915594
>we used to piss off this 6'4 emo guy with long hair
>lost his temper and started to chase after me
>grabbed my pocket
>twisted around and accidently dislocated his thumb
>started crying and got sent home
>>59915389
>>59915533
holy fuck she doesn't stop talking
