/CUM/ Thread
/Trying to please dad edition/
old thread;
>>59905270
Southeast out da mothpiece
second for pure homosex
I said PLEASE Mr. Boss Man I need this job more than you know
But he gave me my last paycheck and he sent me on out the door
>>59909838
i miss those advice dog type memes.
>>59909874
I don't. Bad memes. Bad era for memes.
>>59909851
What? How?
>>59909863
im a virgin m9
If you were forced to suck on a feminine penis, whose would it be?
>>59909881
nah foul bachelor frog was hilarious
>>59909903
yours
(no homo)
Okay enough banter guys
>feminine penis
>>59909881
Agreed, the era between Lulz and ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᶦʳᵒᶰᶦᶜ ʰʸᵖᵉʳᵐᵉᵐᵉˢ was pretty lame
>>59909903
Probably my girl Sienna Grace
So /CUM/ Tell me about you're life plan
I have none of my own
>>59909903
No such thing as a feminine benis.
>>59909881
You were born this century, weren't you?
>>59909903
>If you were forced to suck on a feminine penis, whose would it be?
I refuse.
>>59909946
Your picture.
I have it planned out.
>>59909953
'93
>>59909946
I will move to Africa and become a warlord. I will control people with fear and get all the posessions and qts I will ever need.
About to take a shower lads. Wish me luck
>>59909946
I used to count on school to have a reason to wake up.
I have a job now but I don't know what I want. I had tunnel vision about doing well in school and getting a job but I don't have any friends or things I enjoy doing besides pissing away the nights. What will I do once my parents go? Who will even care?
>>59910025
Is this food? What are the ingredients?
>>59910025
clean out your sink dude. wtf is that gunk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
>>59910025
bretty good
>>59909992
Maybe the wheels are normal size, they're just REALLY big frames
>>59910025
>>59910049
>tfw i only buy shitty outdoor cause I'm poor
>>59909838
I just got my old computer working and downloaded all the old images from it
>>59910049
>>59910086
first one was passable, this is just photoshop filtered bs
>>59910086
I wouldn't smoke that. Looks like dryer lint, like straight up.
we /dudeweed/ general now
>>59910093
Than post epin memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nugYhvX7WYk&list=PL_JzZ1R2G_bi884rVOAu4GtCn9O_qgSNp&index=4
>I didn't even get one last kiss
;_;
>>59910166
Shocker...
hi /cum/sies!
>>59910093
>tfw my bitch ass mom kicked my dad out and I never got to spend time with him
I am depressed now. Thanks old memes.
>Canadians
https://www.youtube.com/user/Benjabola/videos
>>59909936
>Lulz and ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᶦʳᵒᶰᶦᶜ ʰʸᵖᵉʳᵐᵉᵐᵉˢ was pretty lame
This. Never did enjoy ragefaces or any of that shit
Longcat, pool's closed, advice dog, lulz and for a while demotivationals were pretty hilarious and current memes really get me too. There was certainly a dark period though
>>59910021
Damn iktfb. I lost the will to want more. Memes are only thing that keep me going.
You're not the boss of me now
>>59910212
aww right in the feels
If you have someone you don't like, could you not just send their phone number to these people?
>>59910212
>>59910178
>>59910093
>>59909946
>>59909838
>literal /b/ shit
>>59910182
>canadachan posts
I guess it's worth living for a bit longer.
what the fuck is the point of this retarded thread
>>59909946
Really bummed I cant be a sailor and just travel the world, fuck brown qts, and go on adventures like in the good old days
i'm so happy
cause today i found my friends
they're in my head
>>59910281
To have fun of course!
post web1.0 sites
http://coloringbookland.com/about/
http://www.bundyology.com/
I can feel it /cum/ing in the air tonight
gonna delet every motherfucker in sight
https://youtu.be/Q4xh5He2S1w
Fun things are fun.
I should be working, yet I am here. Why, do you think that that is?
As nighttime comes the feelings of lonely emptiness come with it
that feel when no girlfriend
>>59910338
>implying
>>59910303
Hey I remember when anon made that image for me in a thread awhile ago.
I was looking for it the other day. Thanks, worst dakota
>>59910267
I've got the black dad meme so fuck him and fuck you.
Ayoooo
>>59910289
Am I there?
>>59910356
>there are black people on /cum/
I thought I would have detected you by now
>>59910366
hol up
>>59910379
sneaky negroes
>>59910349
Yes, I'm the anon who made it
I also made this
You're welcome you big goober
>>59910366
*smacks lips*
>>59910379
[spoiler]I've got some white in me keeping me hidden[/spoiler]
>>59910414
;_; but i'm your friend right?
>>59910366
SO YOUZ BE SAYIN
>>59910412
Poat bbc for proofs
>>59910356
really nigga?
>>59910425
WE WUZ LIEK
I've never been rejected by a girl because i've never approached one
Just drinking with the lads right haha
>>59910433
no
>>59910444
rly
>>59910454
KANGZ N SHIT
>>59910401
oh man
you're the best, senpai
cum threads suck t b h
>>59910466
Why? I want to see it
Ever since I watched the clip where the 15 year old white looking Mexican chick getting gangbanged by a pack of niggers I came to a realization that I like happy pop songs in porn so what I am asking if any of you can link me to some porn with happy pop music playing in the background
For those who don't know what I'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAEBG6aEALg
>>59910366
we wuz memes
>>59910465
Me on the right
>>59910465
Those are our hats. Give them back.
YouTube is full of people with legit mental issues and I don't know how to feel about it.
Some of them make CWC seem normal.
>>59910489
o shit waddup
>>59910366
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
*smacks lips*
SO WHAT YOU SEZ
*collects blank check*
SOOO WHAT YOU SAYIN
*shoots up local afro-american extracurriculars center
SOOOO WHAT YOU BE SAAAAYIN IZZZ
*shifts blame onto whites*
HOL UP HOL UP
*deep fries watermelon*
THEY
WUZ
CACS
N
SHIET
>>59910473
don't suck as hard as your sister was suckin on my knob last night you know what i'm sayin lmao
Any of you boys looking for a tilly?
I could take all of you nancies
>>59910483
yeah but I've never told anyone that I've loved them either
/checkmate
>>59910479
Google any wiener you want to see, friend.
>yfw da burgers win da copa america
>>59910472
Anything for my sister-state's folk
>>59910509
anytime, runt.
>>59910513
h-haha rekt amirite lads
Can I pass as a local in Texas?
>>59910493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_okMNMglDoU
>>59910525
Stop stealing our traditional American clothing.
why isnt dakota a state yet
>anytime, runt.
Need an epic movie to watch lads, nothing recent.
>>59910267
but my dad never played sports or ever took me fishing
>>59910553
Superbad
>>59910553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CQfQNJ-65U
>>59910549
>traditional American clothing
Anon...
>>59910551
Republicans don't like the idea of losing seats in the Senate
>>59910553
interstellar is good and epic. maybe a bit recent though
>>59910514
I want to see your big black one senpai
>>59910553
Epic Movie
>>59910533
>LeafyIsHere
>>59910549
>traditional American clothing
wew lad
>>59910587
no but das gay mang
>>59910553
Fire & Ice
Wizrds, Ralph Bakshi
Conan
Krull
Hundra
Beastmaster
>>59910533
>this guy is better at surf than I
>>59910584
good point
>>59910563
kek
>>59910610
I'm a girl btw
Good night friends.
>>59910553
John Wick and Sicario are phenomenal movies. kind of recent though
USA is gay
>>59910646
>I'm a girl btw
no but das gay womang
am I banned for bantering in /lat/? we'll see here and now
ahh fuck it, I'm going to watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
>>59910676
this
>>59910676
gas yourself, pinko
Really want to fap but I'm sharing a room with my step sister rn
>>59910696
The Silent Billy Bob Strike Back is a good movie.
>>59910694
I'm not, guess the mods are alright. latin janitors are really uppity of late though
>>59910705
xaxaxaxa
>11:30pm
>should have done work by now
>going to bed now
welp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sF0D5Aqu7Q
>>59910668
Good night my sweet as syrup, maple leaf buddy
>>59910761
if it makes you feel any better I went to work drunk and got fired the other day
>>59910724
really want to give taylor a rugged dicking tbqhwyf
>>59910766
>this meme
epic
>>59910766
font name pls
>>59910766
>>59910797
Post more
>>59910724
Jerk the fuck out of that cock and if she shows signs of interest pound her every night until you fuck up and she gets pregnant. You aren't even blood related for fuck sake.
Rate my american gf lads
American girls>>>Mexican girls>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Canadian ""girls""
Our are the qtest and purest 2bh
>>59910836
its still weird tho
>>59910850
you're about to get roasted, but I agree and I want more like in your pic
perfection
>>59910850
get this whore out of my thread
>>59910836
She's pretty hot desu but i doubt she would be remotely interested
>>59910850
she looks like a goof
i'm happy for you
Rate my American gf lads
Do American girls laugh at mutilated cocks?
>sperging over /cum/ girl
>>59910907
They laugh at uncut desu
They unironically think they look gross and weird
>>59910907
i wouldnt know
t. anteater willy
>I fell in love with a girl I met on the internet
>>59910850
you're joking right?
American girls are getting more and more degenerate every fucking day
>>59910907
>59910907
>>59910923
I told you, the jews have us convinced it's a normal thing
the jewry has exceeded
>>59910923
look guys he doesn't have foreskin haha
Discuss
>>59910907
I know where this is going haha
Why not try and have some meaningful conversation rather than play standoffish games?
>>59910949
I like every one of them except SD's
>>59910949
>that time range
>no indicator of how valuable these trends
So they just cherry picked to make their least favorite states look dumb and their jew states look thoughtful, right?
>>59910852
Is it weird that your parent and their parent have sex? No, so grab a bottle of jergens and shoot a load on her face. She's probably wanting to be fucked or else she wouldn't sleep in the same room.
>>59910949
>Can Bernie win?
>Is Bernie Sanders Vegan?
Fuck man I love the west coast but the fucking lefties god damn.
>>59910949
I'm from illinois and seeing this shit made me google OPP
The cycle continues
What the fuck America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
>>59910988
im not the guy you replied to lmao
>>59910986
>shows the searches each state Googles more frequently than the other 49 states and the District of Columbia
http://blog.estately.com/2016/05/you-wont-believe-the-questions-each-state-googles-more-than-any-other-state/
>>59910923
wow, being so cucked by jews and their creepy standarts for benis.
>>59911026
Motherfucker you are LITERALLY a jew
>>59910949
>Texas
>South Dakota
>NORTH CAROLINA CANT OPEN A JAR
>>59911005
>he doesn't shag his dog
>>59911034
He's Armenian
>>59911004
Where at fampai, wanna pick up bitches?
>>59911021
t.y. friend that is all it takes to dispel accusations of jewry
Imagine little little American boy with small, innocent and smooth benis. Then his lovely mummy takes a knife and starts cutting his little willy. Johnny cries like crazy: mummy, please stop!!!
But she only responds: Johnny, we have to obey our Jewish overlords. You don't want Stacey laugh at you when you'll grow up, do you?
>>59911047
S-shut up!
>>59911059
Pedojew is Armenian? When was that revelation? I'm gonna need proofs.
>>59911004
same fa m
>nobodies noticed DC yet
>>59911000
Fuck I got some nice digits
>>59911107
i did, posted about it in the american friendship thread
>obama
>>59911093
I don't think all states in America belong to the Jews or am I wrong?
>>59910949
>NY
>When is ramadan
XDD
>>59911098
Immigrants and minorities are more likely to shitpost since they don't care for their flag, he also always mentions "churkas" and armenians in a positive light compared to Russians and jews. It's an educated guess
>>59911034
I'm pure Russian you dipshit brown Indian with short ugly cock.
>>59911140
thats washington dc
>>59911161
What? I hate Armenians as well. Stop talking with voices in your head.
>>59911183
t. armenian
i'm frustrated
>>59911004
>>59911103
Where you niggers at?
>>59910515
>implying we will get out of the group
sometimes I wonder if serial killers browse 4chan and if I've talked to them on /x/ or /r9k/
>>59911218
why bitch. talk to me.
>>59911183
Confirmed for Armenian
>>59911222
I'm from that one big city the rest of the state hates
>>59911222
chicago fa m
wanna fuck
>>59911265
Rockford?
>>59911265
i also hate it. fuck shitcongo.
>>59911285
Very very bad post
>>59911230
>implying we dont always excel in groups of death
>implying altidore being out wont improve the team tenfold
>implying messi is playing
>>59911311
It's a joke...
what's wrong with Asians on facebook
what the fuck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=53T7AIgf5Ks
>>59911365
your fault for being a yellow fever autist
>>59911365
They're cute as heck
>>59911362
Wut
Where are you from?
r8 my potential amazon purchase lads
>>59910949
The reason Virginia is for lovers is because originally the slogan was "Virginia is for history lovers" which makes perfect sense but then the tourism department decided that they should take out the history part so it would have more broad appeal
>LITERALLY has Jewish cucked cock
>claims ME to be a Jew
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>59911473
t. pedowjew with a 4 inch benis
>>59911385
Lol fuck you!!
>>59911473
but i have anteater willy
>>59911490
footfag and yellow fever. autism incarnate.
Well I dig your Georgia peaches
>>59911490
fuck chinks
>>59911527
Back the fuck off?!?
>its a german footfag spam episode
>german """""""people"""""""
Need an American bf
>>59911590
:D
Vietnamese friend sent me this to show her bruised knee
Thanks for the fap^^
>>59911651
Geh weg bitte
Sitting on the bed in my boxers eating candy corn and browsing int on my phone
Please rate
>>59910949
>>59911021
>shows the searches each state Googles more frequently than the other 49 states and the District of Columbia
Those were not the most searched queries by state. They were the states which searched the same quires that shitty click bait real estate company entered the most.
>Sitting on the bed in my boxers eating candy corn and browsing int on my phone
>>59911651
Did she get it from falling down in the rice field?
>>59911638
Do you have a vagina?
>bde.jpg
hello everyone
>>59911729
>>59911724
Lass mich in ruhe
To the anglo countries
Do you guyse understand the /lat/ memes?
>chink loving kraut footfags
>be American
>get your cock mutilated
>>59911781
no, i really dont want to
>>59911789
you're in the /int/ cock thread right now, aren't you?
>>59911731
She lives in Hanoi and a car cut her while she was riding the scooter and she fell but luckily she wasn't smashed by a car behind her or something
Vietnamese traffic is kill
>>59911789
wew lad
>>59911451
guess you faggots approve of it
>210 canadian tire dollars after shipping
>mfw
>>59911781
i have a vague idea
una vela: a candle (dude weed haha)
el peruANO: the peruANUS (a smelly uneducated shitskin)
picardia: funny sunglasses man with spanish walls of text
yokese yo no soi 100ifiko xd: ?????
>>59911729
Why didnt you give me a (you)
You're rude
I'm here for the footfag yellow fever g*rman. I heard somebody wanted him """taken care of""".
>>59911817
being fedorad is better than a (You)
>>59911781
Understand? Vaguely
I don't think they're even remotely funny or witty or anything outside of just... random crap
>>59911814
yokese yo no soy 100tifiko
yo que se, yo no soy científico
100=cien
How should i know, i'm not a scientist
>>59911834
at least you've given up on getting dubs desu
>>59911851
salu2
>>59911781
Pa ke kieres saber eso jaja saludos
>be American
>having non-sensetive Jew cock
>>59911855
I didn't give up, son. I'm semi retired from the digit business. It's a rough trade.
>>59911806
Fishnets are so fucking good god damn. I wish more women wore them.
>>59911877
Just waiting for a big score to come along, eh
>>59911876
>be Russian
>talk about dicks around Americans, Canadians, and Mexicans.
>>59911908
Yeah you know how it is.
Spanish penises are average size. Aztec Mexicans have tiny dicks. Native Americans are basically Asian down there.
>>59911903
Yeah
Good video
http://youtu.be/67q-hXkZxE8
Man down. Where you from, nigga?
Fuck who you know, where you from my nigga?
Where your grandma stay, huh, my nigga?
>>59911755
>excluding muslims
>>59911946
>vocals half-step out of key
for what purpose? sounds like shit
>Spanish penises are average size. Aztec Mexicans have tiny dicks. Native Americans are basically Asian down there.
>be American
>get Jewed
the worlds fastest turk is currently behind my fridge
>>59911998
post pictures of some russian cutie pies or get the fuck out already
>>59912008
this to honestly be
>>59912008
Nah let him stay
>>59911966
This m.A.A.d city I run, my nigga
>>59912028
You don't like Russian cutie pies? You some kinda queer?
>>59912046
anons are getting mad because they have jewish dicks that's all
>sign up for math class
>No textbook required
What?
>be Americ*n
>be Americ*n
Shit boys, I wonder what Bubbles got himself into this time.
Maybe he stole another train.
>>59912081
>Be Russian
>go bankrupt
>>59912081
Don't be made that you aren't part of the burger-ois
>>59912099
>you will never purge the world of kolechians
>you will never sneak jorge into the country and drink vodka with him on cold saturday nights
>the papers will never stop coming
That's heavy....
I look down on people who do illicit drugs but i'm borderline alcoholic
>the whole site of gay younge men with mutilated cocks which fap on trannies and another men and claim them to be their gfs
crazy times I'm living in
>>59909910
>>59909953
They were cancer the second Reddit got a whiff of them.
>>59912135
No one really hates on Willow though, and what Jayden gets is well deserved.
>>59912160
Reported to Putin
>>59912162
They originate from Reddit
>>59912135
wow... really makes u think
Ran out of foot pics on my phone btw
Share what u got :))
>>59912189
this tbqh. stay woke bruh
I went to DC for the long weekend
What a beautiful city.
Shit food though. Why do southerners put so much salt and grease on everything? I like to eat food without drinking water after every bite.
Fugged a girl I've been hanging with for awhile and she kissed me and said she loves me after WTF. more than just friends or no??
gotta stay awake for another 6 hours or so to adjust my sleep schedule, wtf do i do
>>59912194
here have this one
>>59912211
>DC
>the south
>>59912201
*does a black power salute*
remember fa m. we wuz kings n shiet
>>59912211
DC is literally the enemy of the south. We do love salt and grease though down here lmao
>>59912224
I'm doing the same thing. Do what I do, listen to Redlettermedia commentate over your favorite movie, while shitposting in /int/.
or just give me that digit
>>59912217
No just the endorphins making her say crazy thayngz
>>59912251
too late, fuck off
>>59912253
>Redlettermedia commentate
they do that? didn't know that. have hardly watched any of their stuff but they seem fun
nice thread /cum/
>>59913811
nice dubs :^)
