fuck elves edition
Don't give him one single (You) in this whole thread
/cum/slut
five
i made it too late you retard
were in here
>>59912233
irish fag fucked up, real new thread is here buds
>>59912233
>>59912233
>MFW i see amerifats acting stupid again
>>59912266
When did she posted that?
>irishlad
I've noticed that latinos are typically big fans of rock music, more specifically stuff like 90s-00s alternative. Why is this?
10th for /u/
How do I get good at Risk? Australian empire will rule the world
>>59912244
tough tit!
>>59914157
best neighbor
hi guys...
>>59914171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyNWVdExM24
smug boy
>>59914186
ummm hi evil twin
listening to some Bowie rn
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y8jRkoUhJs
hello.
Fuck, i just ate a shit ton of food, now I am sleepy but stomach is too full for me to rest comfortably.
>>59914188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4
>>59914186
If you start umaru posting in here I don't ever want you to talk to me or my country again.
>>59914153
It's good music mang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg8zR91tgSE
alright I have class in 5 hours so I better get to sleep.
Good night friends
>>59914203
https://youtu.be/x6MDhtBEmCs
>>59914202
bowie is kinda overrated desu. I mean he had poetry but his music itself is kinda janked out for my taste.
>>59914203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hns7bJ4erQ
>>59914215
holy fuck i just noticed this is 9 years old
>>59914230
night lad
Which one of you is this
>>59914230
G night
>>59914214
go take a poo
>>59914230
Bye good luck with finals.
>>59914207
How are ya?
>>59914240
I hear that a lot and I see where they're coming from. I don't really mind, I just really like listening to Bowie 2bh
Been wondering for a while now, what's the point of these /cum/ threads?
>>59914153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
>>59914265
we talk about anime, sports, and video games, and post pictures of anime girls
>>59914265
So that North America sans Central can have its own general?
>>59914265
To escape bullies who insist their malicious attacks on our country is friendly quips and banter
>>59914265
>what's the point
Hello :(
>>59914265
>what's the point of these /cum/ threads
literally nothing, and generals should be banned from /int/ in all honesty, but nonetheless the shitposting can be pretty entertaining.
>>59914201
im the nice one !!
>>59914304
you're not latvia, sorry
>>59914304
What is wrong?
>>59914188
>that ending
>>59914214
What food?
>>59914207
>>59914304
Hello!
cum lol
>>59914310
>im the nice one !!
>>59914314
Everyone ignored my first hello ;(
>>59914326
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>59914265
What's the point of this board?
What's the point of this site?
What's the point of this life?
>>59914304
Hey brother, why do Lithuanians off themselves so much?
>>59914345
Sorry desu we are all tired
>>59914353
for the pranks bro.
>>59914331
i rly am
Do I have cute feet?
>>59914300
I'm aware this happens every day
>>59914281
>>59914282
>>59914285
>>59914305
So it's simply a general thread, okay. I still don't see why it's named cum
>>59914348
Just saying I don't get why it's called /cum/. I never clicked on these threads because I assumed it was just another porn thread with people posting hentai and cumming on photographs
>>59914384
Canada - US - Mexico
>>59914353
Just a couple cheeky suicides ;-)
>>59914384
cum - Canada US Mexico
>>59914377
>>59914201
Can you two be my sisters?
>>59914384
Because /US/ was infested with jerks who'd come in and spam anti-US memes
Canada and Mexico are the closest countries who'd tolerate us and that's because they're our neighbors
And even then it's begrudgingly
>>59914384
>ameridumbs
>>59914380
'no'
>>59914415
i luv belledandy
>>59914380
>longest toe is the big toe
absolutely not
>>59914415
reminder that bell has literally never done anything wrong
>>59914384
>I never clicked on these threads because I assumed it was just another porn thread with people posting hentai and cumming on photographs
>>59914421
>wallbuilder for the ameridumbs
>>59914384
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>59914317
5 sincronizadas, 1.5 lts of cuban ciruela juice, 2 oranges and 4 tostadas with potato and egg salad
Im getting back into playing DooM lads. Should I make some levels?
>>59914458
Duke Nukem 3D is the way better 2.5D game of that era
>>59914458
Didn't know new doom had a level editor, is it any good?
>>59914436
You sound jealous.
Blood > duke = quake > doom > Powerslave
desu
>>59914480
I meant the originals
>>59914474
I don't have a lot of experience with The Duke, but I do own the Megaton edition.
>>59914449
>Absolutely fucking disgusting
Chiles capeados rellenos de queso, bañados en salsa de tomate, acompañados de frijoles, arroz, papas y champiñones, y de tomar agua fría.
>net worth is a billion dollars
absolute madman haha
none of you mestizo manlets have any excuse to not be out there making a billion dollars.
How are you doing all :)?
>>59914529
Doesn't sound like 1 am dinner
>>59914537
I don't want to lose my head.
>>59914490
Why is doom so low? Never played blood but I've heard its really good
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/05/26/no-mans-sky-reportedly-delayed
STOP DELAYING MY COMFY SPACE SIM
>>59914591
You don't have to censor yourself here, Notch.
>>59914549
playing some late night Metal Gear
gettin comfy
>>59914549
Doing good. You?
>>59914556
Don't judge me reeeeeeeeeeee!
>>59914593
Blood is objectively the best FPS ever.
>>59914490
Wolfenstein >>>>>>>>> everything else
why do mexicans have a penchant for torturing people to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
Sometimes I feel like escaping from everything.
>>59914585
but you would have at least 10 heads by the time you lost yours
>>59914627
Getting ready to leave, kinda nervous. Last days till summer vacation.
please post totalitarian architecture
>>59914670
Bantz
>>59914670
Amerindians have a genetic predisposition to savagery.
>>59914665
>>59914641
You're both wrong.
Duke Nukem will always be the King, baby.
>>59914686
I'm not sick to have a collection of human heads like subhuman narcos.
>>59914708
>>59914678
I want to sit on a picnic blanket on top of that plain and have a nice afternoon meal with my gf in silence while we look at this view.
Maybe in the next life.
>>59914717
thats the most totalitarian rectangle i've ever seen
>>59914735
Same bro I'm sure we did something right so maybe in our next life.
>>59914678
I know that feel. Just traveling around, no obligations and duties, feeling the total freedom would be nice.
>he unironically believes in reincarnation
smother another one
>>59914815
godspeed
so FUCKING bored and lonely someone talk to me
>>59914815
Good luck Sven.
agree?
elvish women a cute
>>59914815
make a cool drawing with your wounds
>>59914830
hey
>>59914830
same
>>59914854
>>59914856
hey friends tell me something intriguing like a story from your work/job
>>59914830
hello
>>59914815
Don't do it. Unless you decided to drug yourself you'll just panic and call an ambulance.
Go hug your mom.
>>59914776
Fuck I hope so.
Otherwise, all I'm gonna see is black until the end of time when my expiration date comes up.
>>59914845
>elves
Wrecking Ball is actually and unironically a good song
>>59914899
Dubs confirm you are dumb.
>>59914874
But you look white in your photo.
>>59914696
>totalitarian
Looks more like Neoclassical
>>59914912
Whitness comes from the heart, not from the skin.,
>>59914897
t. dumb orc
>>59914863
I can buy Kinder Eggs.
>>59914863
i'm a 30-year-old NEET autistic retarded with cognitive broblems
lmao
>>59914915
Looks like a combination of both tbqh
>>59914909
Good save.
>>59914928
>hurr, everyone who sees elves as the backstabbing, inbreeding bastards that they are must be an orc
Elves do nothing but lie and manipulate their way to personal gain regardless of the cost to others. Elven genocide WHEN
>>59914845
>ywn make fun of an elf's ears and make her cry
>>59914935
We need one of those with Ben Franklin on the top
>>59914931
delete this
>>59914926
You right, you right.
>>59914931
What's the difference between prison and jail
Also gonna go for a wake up fap lads
What should I whack it off to?
>>59914989
feet
>>59914970
Thats not how you spell Andrew Jackson
>>59914989
Prison is for murderers and the likes
Jail is for someone who stole a bike
>>59915001
Good answer
>>59915021
so both for blacks?
Opinion?
>>59914989
Jail is where you get locked up while you wait to either get released because your crime was minor, or wait for your court date to pass and you either get released then, sentenced to community service or something, or go to prison to serve out your actual sentence if your crime was severe enough.
>>59915053
Exactly.
>>59915075
This is racist.
t. Sensible guy
>>59914958
they're just protective of their own kind, nothing wrong with that desu. Also saying they never help others is simply incorrect. Who else was there at Helms Deep in man's moment of need?
>>59914964
that would be bullying tho anon
Have you ever thought about having a black Gf just to cosplay slave-master sex?
>>59915078
Why are prisons in the US run by private companies and high incarceration rates undeniably tied to this fact?
>>59915116
Cuz everything in US is ran by private companies. Capitalism baby.
>>59914807
How do you explain reincarnation when there's more people on this planet now than there were a hundred years ago? Where did all the extra souls come from?
>>59915116
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>59915101
who stayed in their hidey hole fancy shmancy castle for hundreds of years doing nothing while sauromons army grew in power?
I think the US is an emerging country still in many ways of basic societal development.
>>59914931
What's the point of posting this, Liberals have already acknowledged it and written it off as "systematic oppression".
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
t. Abdul D'ahmed
>>59915175
I just looked at the graph and found it pretty funny.
>>59915182
he's literally lost it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQstxZQe1M&ab_channel=NarcissaWright
>>59915172
I think the south will rise again
t. Increasingly impatient Louisianian
>>59915164
that could just as easily be said about dwarves, men, and all the other races really
>>59915182
now that's a spooky skellington, oh my
>fantasy movie/videogame/cartoon
>humans are seen as uncultured savages by the other races yet still manage to completely outperform them in diplomacy magic and combat through the "power of will"
Really fucking bored of this generic garbage, lads.
What's the best place to go on vacation in Mexico? I should go on a booze cruise. I've heard there's a lot of tourist qts in the resorts and shit lel.
>tfw always feel like your deadlift is wrong and squat is shit and your bench is wrong and your the press is wrong
wish i had big bear mode bf to show me the lifts (no homo)
I'm edging by dryhumping my mattress
>>59915256
Baja Californication
>>59915256
Cancun
>>59915256
CANCUN
>>59915262
Better make sure it's right because you'll fuck yourself up if it's not
>>59915264
you're a fuckin weirdo, guy
>>59915101
>bullying
isnt that what elves are for?
Why does Secret Service is called (SS) aswell as 3rd reichs waffen SS? coincidence i think not.
red pill me on chi-city and the sorroundings
>>59915212
hahah feminine benis!!!
I've gone ahead and took care of the animeposting. Please refrain from posting any more.
>>59914600
luv u
>>59915330
My mother was a Secret Service agent
>>59915306
Have you EVER seen the Tempurpedic Swedish Sleep Memory Foam Mattress?
It's goddamn gorgeous
>>59915332
Black people shooting each other and basketball
>>59915327
getting too lewd for a Christian general such as this one bud, please only hug the elves at most
>>59915375
I heard crime is limited to an area far off touristic interest
>>59915294
i posted on /fit/ once and they said not bad
i don't want to go to snap city ;_;
>>59915400
Chicago isn't a good city anywhere imho. If you want a good American experience just go to LA like most tourists
>>59915431
LA looks super dull and Hollywood is Jewish Hell
>>59915423
pic related what i dont want happening
>>59915182
Jesus, this guys has some problems.
>>59915370
>his mother's job was potentially to die for a man other than his father/her husband
CU
That was spooky I unplugge my headphones from my phone whilst browsing 4chan and I heard a voice say something like it came out of my headphones, but they were already unplugged
whats your state/territory like, /cum/?
>>59915423
Just get the barefoot staff member in the background to check your form out next time lmao, the awkwardness will be worth it. You dont want to fuck up your back
>>59915442
b-but LA isn't dull it's the most d-diverse place on the planet!
>>59915442
LA looks dull in skyline pictures but there is a ton of fun stuff to do.
>>59915458
That's physically impossible
>>59915462
Illegals who wish they could vote and old white people who CAN vote and always pick the opposite of what the illegals want (dog bless)
>>59915481
Fun stuff to support Jews
>>59915442
LA isn't that bad. It's way better than Berlin for example. I also enjoyed San Francisco. Flights will be more expensive and longer, but it's a nice city if you can deal with the homeless and homoflags. The climate isn't as extreme as in Las Vegas or big parts of Arizona for example, they have a lot of museums and stuff.
>>59915462
what the fuck is wrong with OC ya cunt
>>59915490
I know that's what's so apooky about it
It could've maybe come directly from my phone, but I wasn't playing any audio at the time, just reading through this thread.
>>59915463
>the awkwardness will be worth it
i-i don't know senpai
>>59915525
nothing but rich snobs & gated communities
Americans? More like Jewmericans, haha
>>59915442
LA is kinda crazy. I wouldn't necessarily want to live there but the town itself is a pretty intense place to visit. You feel like you're in the belly of the American beast.
>>59915555
ROASTED
>>59915456
They protect important individuals, they are not human shields, that's a last resort that only comes around if there is bad planning or execution of security. They also investigate counterfeit money production and combat fraud, it's a really cool job that takes you to so many exotic places and let's you meet so many fascinating and important people
>kosher salt
Why is the US so cucked by Jews?
SERIOUSLY enjoying overwatch buds
>>59915400
It is. And you would know if you were anywhere near before you even got there.
>>59915542
A minute or two of a potentially awkward conversation or a lifetime of a fucked up back
You decide
>>59915575
>>59915547
>implying its people are any different than other coastline counties
theres also absolutely nothing wrong with gated communities
>>59915462
Here's a piece of the important areas of NYC
>>59915555
Russia? More like Rasheed.
>>59915462
have you even been to Northern California much? Went to Mount Shasta with my parents when I was younger to some hippy festival called Wesak. From what I remember the entire town was creepy as hell and had a strong Twin Peaks feel to it. Kind of want to go back there now, they even had spooky clouds that the locals said were caused by ayyliens ;_;
ok going to sleep /cum/-chan wish me a gud sleep ok
haha, Americans can't even jack off their mutilated cocks properly.
>>59915574
pure salt is always kosher
>>59915574
You have to try kosher Nutella.
Tastes absolutely amazing, but as you could guess, it's overpriced.
>>59915613
Here's a really shitty one for NY
>>59915575
$0.2 have been deposited into your bank account.
>>59915637
not even a bed time story?
>kosher nutella
>>59915637
c-can I join you?
>>59915609
theres plenty of coastal counties that arent gated. Theres nothing wrong with it, but holy shit, if the entire city is almost nothing BUT gated off houses, wheres the fun?
>>59915634
only been to shasta a couple of times. went to the base of the mountain and stayed in train cars that were converted into cabins. Was pretty rad for 6 year old me
>>59915637
have some good sleeps :3
>>59915567
I was just going for the easy razz, bud.
I think it's cool af.
>>59915613
>NYC
>white
>>59915690
what fun
theres fun in a suburban square block?
also you lie, its more half and half
>>59915637
I hope you fall asleep, have a nightmare, wake up, have a heart attack, then hallucinate another nightmare as you slowly go comatose from the lack of oxygen to your brain and then die
Actually, I don't even have to hope for it. I know it'll happen one of these days you overweight disgusing NEET. Really, It's not of a matter of if but a matter of when. Who knows, this could finally be the night, "/cum/-chan".
>>59915651
We call pure, non-iodised, large grained salt "Ruská soľ" (Russian salt). Why do Americans always call Eastern European things by their jewish name? Same with "schmaltz", there is nothing Jewish about that, poultry fat is a perfectly normal thing here, we call it "šmalec" and spread it on bread, cook with it etc... Jews just ate the same things as their Slavic neighbours.
>>59915718
>he fell for the suburban sprawl meme
>>59915727
ROOD!
We will nuke you soon, capitalists.
Thoughts?
>>59915462
I'm too lazy to do a full blown map atm but basically metro vancouver is fulla chinks and the rest is assorted rural and semi-rural shit. Really a nice place though 2bh.
>>59915637
Sleep tight.
Remember to post baby tomorrow.
>>59915756
We will nuke you right back, fellow capitalists :)
>>59915742
>not being communal
>>59915674
I had to buy it. It's part of my historical responsability for the 6 trillion.
>>59915727
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>59915690
road trips as a kid really are the best desu
AHH WHERE DOES THE FUCKING TIME GO
I WASTED A TOTAL OF ABOUT 3 WAKING HOURS TODAY DOING
LITERALLY
NOTHING
And I'm not talking playing vidya or watching tv, I mean literally just staring at my computer or staring at my phone not actually doing anything except checking the same websites over and over and over.
And now I intended to go to sleep at 1:00 but now I'm 10 minutes away from 1:30, and it feels like no time has passed at all
REEEE
cum? more like mutilated cocks lmao
>Make homemade chili
>Too greasy
>>59915880
dont worry, it only gets worse from here on out
>>59915925
haha good one you really got us
>>59915925
what goes on here
>>59915707
No way is NYC white but Manhattan certainly is, as long as you stay out of Harlem and Chinatown
>tfw Janet Reno will never invite you to a dance party in her basement
>>59915976
me fucking ur mum with big uncut cock.
>>59916088
>tfw the city of Reno will never invite you to anything
>>59916157
you are quite literally a kike, my brother.
>was going to stay up until 5am
>230am and i don't think im going to make it
>>59916270
why stay up so late though?
>>59916304
working night shift tomorrow so best to kinda get started on it
