/cum/ rides again
First for fuck CEO of Micked
first for tfw no anime gf
this one was made first, delete the other /cum/
>>59912233
fuck elves
>>59912257
Second for good post and don't reply to him
Generals are cancer
first for cute Asian feet
I created that picture.
>>59912263
>alice
nth for fuck that annoying saxon who spams dont reply to him
>>59912279
I thank you for it every day because it is one of my favorites my good dude
https://youtu.be/9iteRKvRKFA
Me in the middle
Tfw no /cum/ orgy
>>59912303
me on the le(a)ft
Why does Mexico hate pepe, /cum/?
Do NOT engage with him under any circumstances
>>59912299
Nice dubs and you created one too right? based on the old west.
>>59912320
because memes are a drug and they dont want competition
>>59912314
>not ichijou
>>59912320
shes just ahead of her time desu
>>59912329
>>59912320
top kek
>>59912314
>>59912263
good taste
>>59912287
>>59912335
bad taste
>>59912341
I was right.
>>59912354
Found the sex offender nonce
lads is anime a jewish conspiracy?
>>59912312
Uhhh /cum/ is an all male general
>>59912335
Yo wapanese is awkwad
>>59912380
im a cute anime girl
>>59912341
>>59912379
No it's a Japanese conspiracy to sap the moral fibre of Western males in preparation for the Second Japanese Empire
>>59912371
>sexualizing renge
>sexualizing alice
It's almost like you don't want cute little 2d sisters to yell at you and make you do their chores for them.
>>59912406
>replying to him
Kill yourself my man
>>59912399
>>59912399
Mail be a britbong gf, nige.
>tfw there's girls that post on cum
>>59912380
your point?
>>59912263
>Cana-chan finally posts something cute
Thank god
Why is he so cool lads?
four
are you triggered, nigel?
seems my very existence strikes a nerve with you :^)
how can such a passive person cause so much butthurt?
>>59912432
weed
>>59912417
Alri just sent off this ginger slag by first class
>>59912432
burning territories draw heat away from him
>tfw I'll never meet a slag
>>59912438
eh
good enough la
>>59912438
>british "exports"
Anon, I..
>>59912438
was thinking something more along these lines to be quite honest with you lad
>>59912461
Going to bend one over in the club on Friday
>>59912462
>>59912474
Sorry we have to keep all the good ones
Tame Impala is a good band.
>>59912257
u mad?
kinda hungry atm, don't think there's a whole lot of decent food around either
>>59912461
>>59912490
Is it easy to get laid there?
wtf?! I hate women now!
>Old Milwaukee
>>59912500
Yeah i'll give you something to eat
*grabs my crotch*
>>59912540
hes probably never seen a vagina
>>59912500
What do you usually eat?
>>59912541
>Falling for the women meme
>Not having a trap gf
>>59912562
seals with weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9RPGfK0eVE
Rather enjoy memes tbqhwy
>tfw you'll never have a taco of seal and cheese
The authentic cum cuisine lads
>>59912556
lookin for a bit more than a fun size candy bar there jose
>>59912562
i dunno chicken and rice but i kinda want something really beefy but i don't think any burger places are open
actually maybe mcdicks is
got woken up by the torrential downpour lads
some vintage amphetamine'd out Johnny Cash for ya
https://youtu.be/s_21p14TAXM
>Canadian-South Korean bilateral trade reached (CAD) $10.1 billion in 2012. Canadian export to South Korea were $3.7 billion, while South Korean exports to Canada reached $6.3 billion. Canada's main exports to South Korea were mineral fuels and oils (crude), cereals, wood pulp, mineral ores and meat. South Korea's main exports to Canada were vehicles, electrical equipment, machinery, oils (not crude) and iron/steel.[8]
I live in a third world country
>>59912540
Hmmm not necessarily, just because the girls dress slagg doesn't mean they're shagging anything and everything but if you put in the effort and aren't a complete autist you can get the job done
Hard to compare how easy it would be in other cunts though
>>59912630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roug4qG7qCY
>>59912581
>pic related
>>59912607
I'm on the west, but mickyd's should still be open.
Watch those calories young man.
>inb4 flag
>>59912635
No you don't.
>>59912612
Oooohohoh get ready for this fun ALL WEEK LONG
>>59912635
Elmao
yuri
>>59912678
>>59912661
the rain already started on monday for us migga
t-there's no way it can go on for another week, right?
>>59912644
Thanks for the tip lad even tho I would probably never go to the UK.
>>59912650
good stuff
>>59912635
Holy shit
>>59912678
is an American tradition
What makes a good homemade ass toy?
>>59912692
Started on Sunday for us haha
Forecast got it lasting until this Sunday so I guess we'll see :^)
Daily reminder that Kinder Eggs are for intellectual kids.
North American union when?
>>59912733
really scarred of this lads
>excuse me while I go choke on a fat cock (but I'm not gay because It's a feminine cock)
>>59912600
Feels pretty bad.
I want to eat penguin too. There's no way they aren't delicious.
>>59912731
Rude
>>59912733
When the other two nerdfaces here learn that we're only about 98% as bad as they make us out to be
>>59912733
when we annex canada
can I shitpost here?
>>59912756
You just don't fucking get it, fo you?
>i want a british gf
>>59912767
no pinkos allowed
>>59912733
Fucking never.
>>59912760
>Sharing a country with Commiefornia
Can we not? You're not even cool enough to be part of Cascadia let alone a powerhouse team of Canadian Intelligence and American canon fodder.
>>59912767
No! Bad Russanon! No shitposting in the house!
>>59912767
No
For fucks sake no, go to that cock thread that you are always posting go to rouble or /lat/ plz
I just want to be in peace
>>59912778
>>59912767
You already are
>>59912749
Your masters will do exactly as was done in Europe. It started with NAFTA, then it will be shared legislation on safety standards and it will snowball from there.
>>59912779
nigger
>>59912767
only if you apologize for murdering the romanov family
>>59912778
there are certain exceptions to the slags
>>59912782
>he thinks he has a choice
how cute
>>59912803
This desu
>>59912733
I only want the union so i can get cute canadians
>>59912654
>Watch those calories young man.
>implying i'm not doing GOMAD
you're not my mom anon
also i live in a small gay town, probably going to end up at timmy's since it'll be the only thing open
>>59912805
>calling best emma a slag
>>59912803
those were Latvians, m8
>>59912749
Don't be scared mate there's nothing you can do to stop it anyway.
>>59912782
woi
>>59912778
You don't.
>>59912758
>posts "When the other two nerdfaces here learn that we're only about 98% as bad as they make us out to be"
>gets shot
>>59912842
learn to read. She is the exception to the british "women" rule
a literal goddess, if you will
Look like an inbred lads
Why
do
Americunts
cut
their
cocks
?
>>59912852
No no no you inbred mongrel
You do it like this
>posts "When the other two nerdfaces here learn that we're only about 98% as bad as they make us out to be"
>gets shot 98%
>>59912810
Cutest girls from North America IMO
I'm very hairy lads does that make me sexy?
>>59912862
JUST?
>Was planning on finally going to sleep early for once
>It's already 10:30
>Still have shit I want to do
Looks like another groggy morning I'm gonna put up with
>>59912886
>10:30
>late
>>59912873
Cucked by kikes
>>59912881
No you gorilla
>>59912874
>posts No no no you inbred mongrel
You do it like this >posts "When the other two nerdfaces here learn that we're only about 98% as bad as they make us out to be" >gets shot 98%
>gets shot
>>59912901
But I'm sexy right?
>>59912339
>Greetings from /b/
Only normies and serial killers browse /b/
>>59912873
If I'm to believe some comedy video I watched ages ago, because it makes masturbation not feel as good and Americans way back were actually that fucking religious that it seemed a good idea to mutilate their newborns so they don't masturbate, and it just kinda stuck and parents are dumb.
Are you really really ridiculously handsome or have lots of money?
>>59912822
>you're not my mom anon
You better watch that tone. Is Tim's actually good or is it a meme like In n Out?
>>59912922
Yes
>>59912879
>>59912879
>girls
Who said girls?
>>59912922
Is 5k in my bank account a lot?
>>59912903
best thread on /gif/
>>>/gif/8599578
>>59912903
Are you the bong who was spamming muh heritage earlier?
If so bugger off I told you once I told you twice, spamming memes isn't banter, it's being autistic
>>59912912
can you masturbate with cut cock?
>>59912936
depends whether or not you're a worthless NEET.
>>59912935
Don't want no brown manlet boipucci esé, you'd best be a girl.
>>59912935
Me
Is that a problem, faglord?
>>59912963
Yes. Which makes all the more retarded that they circumcise newborns.
>Buy a grand strategy game for the first time
>Launch a "scenario"
>50 squads of soldiers across 100 different districts that I have to micromanage on top of dwindling resources and researching shit
Do you have to be actually autistic to play these games?
>>59912966
you think i'm going to give you boipucc?
Hahaha, oh no, YOU are going to be the one to give me the boipucc "ese"
Sooo, how do blacks say it? Prepare yo ass
>>59912952
w2c black gf
>tfw wanted to get into the pool but there is no emergency
>>59913004
>replying to him
Kill yourself my man
Lads I got a black girlfriend
>>59912992
You have to be into these type of games and put a lot of imagination into everything you do
anyone else feel like a wank aint done until you take a piss afterwards
>>59913016
good post
>>59912992
>buying a grand strategy game before even knowing what grand strategy is
>>59912992
ya
which game? I assume hearts of iron
crusader kings 2 and europa universalis 4 are easier for beginner autists. eu4 is mindless map painting, ck2 is incestual dynasty sim
>>59912982
>circumcise newborns.
how rude, thet don't even give you a chance to choose wheather you want it or not.
>>59913016
How is your girlfriend's son?
>>59913016
post her to give you a few tips
>>59913035
thanks i wanted to make sure it was a good post
>>59913041
Yeah, I think Ukraine had the same idea.
>>59913002
>Blacks
>Canada
m8 I'd fucking cross check you back to Mexico right over the wall like it was the penalty box.
>>59912873
It wouldn't stop smelling like stale Piss no matter how many times I washed it so I voluntarily got it cut a couple years ago
Plus I had phimosis
Plus my mom even said when I told her I want the operation that when I was born, doc said I had too much foreskin (and before you accuse him of being a jew, I have a twin brother who didn't and doesn't have the same issue)
>>59913041
Which is why so many Americans are cut. It's not by choice senpai.
>>59912992
not very familiar with grand strategy but have you tried gitting gud?
>>59913050
np
ignore the inevitable request by the saxon to kill yourself i believe hes mentally troubled
>>59913050
>replying to him
Kill yourself my man
>>59913035
>anyone else feel like a wank aint done until you take a piss afterwards
Most likely cancer /:
>>59913055
hoho man i want to see you try
Like i said before better prepare the boipucc
it's going to be a loooooong night
>>59913054
so ur parents illegally occupied ur benis? lol
>>59913073
Top yourself
>>59913073
oh fug :DDDDDD
honestly its just the jizz is messy if you dont piss afterwards.
>>59913091
3/10, has potential
>>59913067
ok thanks for the heads up
>>59913071
ignored
>>59913060
o shit waddup
How does your body feels when you're below zero degrees?
reminder that giving me a (You) gives (You) an automatic (You) from our (You) denying saxon friend
thank (You)
>>59913103
np faм
>>59913111
Dead. Why?
>>59913111
I don't live in a tundra shithole
finna go hack this huge doob lmao
>>59913111
Ded
>>59913125
Canadians are still here..
LeBron James is a god among men
Not going to lie to you lads, I don't brush my teeth very often
Did just do it though
>>59913040
Arsenal of Democracy
>>59913036
I know what grand strategy is, I just wasn't expecting it to be this... grand.
>>59913111
Pretty good.
>>59913111
Tingly
Then slowly dead
>>59913141
I already knew that mate don't worry.
Is it true?
>>59913111
not too bad unless it's windy honestly
if it's too windy any anywhere below freezing it's pretty awful
>>59913161
God I hope so
It would be so great to finally kick Israel in it's balls for getting us into all these conundrums in the Middle East
Who should i follow on instagram pals?
>>59913135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9BqUBYaHlM
>>59913188
some whores
>>59913056
Also I wanna add that fapping isn't really that much worse
In fact, I might go as far as to argue that it's actually better since I have unrestricted access to the head and I don't get cum trapped inside my foreskin
Maybe I have to actually have sex to feel the sensitivity difference but that's probably not gonna happen anyway so who cares :D
>>59913091
Exactamundo my fellow alcoholic.
>>59913197
>>59913134
пoт foя loпg :ДДДДДД
>>59913161
шнo aяe тнose гeд шeiгdos
>>59912263
Shit taste
>>59913144
I've never been able to get into the hearts of iron games desu, they're a bit too much for me. still, my advice for grand strategy games is to play through as much of the tutorial as isn't broken, then jump right into a game and play until you feel like you've fucked up too much. then find a let's play and watch the first couple of episodes to hopefully find out how you messed up
>>59913188
the only people I follow on instagram are cute girls
>>59912923
coffee's alright, donuts aren't that great since they are all frozen now. i like the bagels and cookies. most importantly they're fuckingn everywhere and a consistent menu.
mcd's was open but i went to tims because i have a gift card and you made me feel fat anon
>>59913141
Same geeza
>>59913035
I had some pretty bad compulsions about cleaning my dick after fapping, and pissing was an important part to clean the inside.
I don't really do the other stuff anymore (which involved washing my dick after fapping with soap TWICE, then with body wash, then I'd repeat this process the morning after fapping) but I still usually take a piss afterwards because that actually is sanitary and not insanity.
>>59913134
You dont notice cold outside a lot. It feels like the air is very fresh and clean which is great.
If it's windy it cuts your skin which sucks. Because the Netherlands can be very windy. Just like ur mom after she ate some beans.
With thick clothing it can feel very warm, except for your hands and toes which will probably still feel like popsicles. Which is tingly and you cant move very well.
Is the streets are frozen you have to be careful where you walk as the ground can be very slippery. And falling is very easy.
>>59913197
oh that's sad
>>59913262
very interesting to read you, lads.
is this considered cuck porn in canada
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Nude_leaf_blower.jpg
>>59913262
worst part is standing around trying to piss. theres this valve that shuts off your bladder when you get a boner though and it takes a while before you can unless you already needed to piss
>>59913292
very very informative I'd say
>>59913245
Well actually, I don't think I'm doing too bad in my current playthrough
I picked a scenario that already gives me an advantage (USSR in 1944) so all I've really been doing is pushing nazis back.
I'm worried though that something that I haven't been paying attention to is going to fuck me over eventually though.
what's the good word?
regards,
your friend pistol pete.
>>59913292
>worst part is standing around trying to piss. theres this valve that shuts off your bladder when you get a boner though and it takes a while before you can unless you already needed to piss
Hold your breath, it'll be uncomfortable but the piss'll come right out after 15 seconds or so
Also works if you're pee shy, although you might get wierd looks if you do it at a urinal instead of a stall
After a few weeks of using my Chinese smartphone I can say that, besides the camera and battery life, it has worked quite smoothly, runs on a custom ROM on android 5.1, pretty stable so far and no bloatware
Just wanted to type this out lol, I won't mention the brand
hi /cum/-chan im bak did u miss me ?
>>59913346
wew i did not know that
ill try that next time it cums in handy ;))))
>>59913362
No, I most definitely did not.
>>59913348
huawei?
>>59913362
yes
where were u
dont do it again
>>59913362
canadas been annexed
>>59913250
Sorry, just making sure you're making the right kind of gains.
gas the weebs
>>59913376
i was outside playing
>>59913371
not even a little ?
>>59913388
so im ameri-chan now ?
>>59912778
what kinda proportions you want senpai?
>>59913348
kek I use a Xiaomi note 3 pro and it's pretty gud
>>59913393
mcdoubles aren't THAT bad anon
>>59913396
>outside playing
wat gam
>>59913308
don't worry, you will overlook something and get fucked somewhere down the line. but it'll be a learning experience
any reason you went with arsenal of democracy over hoi3 or darkest hour?
>>59913111
Hovering
>>59913396
i didnt say by america
youve been annexed by transnistria.
>>59913424
how does your body feel when you poo in the loo?
>>59913412
volleyball
>>59913429
oh no...
wats that ?
>>59913362
I almost lost it, please don't stay away for too long.
>Canadians still think the great annexation of the north hasnt already begun
ever wondered why its getting so hot?
>>59913447
pic related
>>59913434
Satisfied
those fucking flips at tims, this coffee tastes like fucking water
>>59913429
>annexed by a literal non-country
>>59913434
Top zozzle
>>59913446
its a breakaway state in eastern moldova, comprised of russians, ukrainians, moldovans and a general assortment of other ethnicities. it is one of the worst nations in europe. you must now lower the leaf and raise this flag.
>>59913474
fuck you drinking coffee at this hour for? time to hit the the brews my senpai
>>59913424
Poovering
>>59913469
Do you work at Call Center?
>>59913362
I was away when you was away so no
Why do I feel like breeding with this woman?
>>59911961
>>59913494
working night shifts, no point fucking with my already fucked up sleep schedule
need a good online fps taht i don't have to pay for to play atm desu
>>59912233
234th for fuck canada
>>59913514
>236th post
learn to count
Yo guys
Explain me the we wuz kangs meme please
>>59913510
cuz shes cute
>>59913512
Oh shit. What do you do for work, senpai?
>>59913518
sorry lad my internet can't load the thread fast enough thought it was still the 234th post LOL i guess that's me for the fight haha
>>59913523
Some blacks in America believe that every race was originally black but was white/asian/arab/native/abo-washed.
>>59913528
does she like hairy guys like me?
>>59913523
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrocentrism
Goodnight compatriots
>>59913413
I think its because that's the first he saw.
As he already said he had no idea what he was getting into.
>>59913500
No one on 4chan works
>>59913523
Did you know that the first Russian was actually Black?
That's pretty much an example of the we wuz meme.
>>59913546
>he goes to bed before the RNH
my fellow channers, this past election cycle has brought us some real good laughs and memes, but it's time to get serious about this election and #RallyBehindMartinO'Malley
>>59913548
When are you going to stream a movie?
>>59913530
sour gas plant
>tfw first time doing rotating shift work
>>59913523
/pol/ being envious of success of African Americans
>>59913111
Cold
>>59913523
black ppl think they were egyptians and post memes on social media saying theyre the descendants of jigs and queens(which is probably true for literally all people if you go far back), but african american ancestors werent egyptians, they were captured by other africans and sold as slaves, so their status back before slavery wasnt all that great in the first place. its basically them trying to "fix" their self hatred, but they do it by lying ans posting misinformation about the past
>>59913523
Is Novosibirsk a good city to visit?
