Best girl edition
im jew
>ywn plunge your benis in her vagina
FUCK mornings
>>59922398
Tfw
nth for don't bully!
When was the last time /cum/ struck her significant other?
For me it was 15 minutes ago when she brought home a Keurig coffee maker
>>59922517
We could've saved him
yuri
>>59922569
*she could've saved him
If she wasn't so selfish and just occasionally let Elliot blow off steam by getting some of them ripe hapa sugar walls every once in a while he would have been fine
>yeah dude i mostly play Reaper in Overwatch
>>59922601
sucks
>>59920847
A girl once told me about how she clogged the toilet at her bf's parents house one time
Hilarity
How does one acquire Rodger gf?
>>59923001
Jorge, /balk/ misses you. Come home my brother. We will help you.
if I had kids, I sure as hell wouldn't let no damn dirty canadian near them
>>59922962
>yes, bastion is my favorite
>>59923279
We caught the liberalism and feminism virus too bruh. Our girls are flirty now.
>>59922601
Valkyrie Drive Bhikkhuni in English
FUVKING when
>>59923207
>why yes, I do play Genji
>>59923398
Come home my brother and we will find you an arranged virgin wife and make babies with her. Raise true Turco-Spaniard kids and be our bro.
>>59922318
Weren't you just in the Netherlands the other day?
>>59923581
no i was in germany
>>59923637
Back home to see your sister then? Or does she live in the us?
People threw things at me in class today
>>59923759
Probably because your a weirdo
i didn't really know my grandparents so when they died I didn't really care much desu but my friend's grandmother died one week ago and he's still "no man I'd like to stay home alone"
Get the fuck real man you're like 27 and cry a week over your grandma wtf
How would you/did you react when your gran died?
>>59923207
>>59923445
>i love playing Hanzo, his bow is really cool and i like the japanese things he says
>>59923703
i was actually checking on my stepcousin
shes been ill for a while
>>59923804
>Oh my goodness!
>>59923759
lol faggot
>>59923703
Yeah
>>59923787
Wouldn't really care too much because the remaining one I dont like very much to be quite honest with you familia
Other grandma was nice but died of alzheimers after like 10 years, so it was sad but more of a relief that it was finally over
>>59923804
>my wifes son
>>59923787
Didn't feel much because he was a huge asshole for years before he died. I mourned for him long before because he was based during my childhood.
I saw his dead body with my family and was the only one that didn't cry.
Now they all worship him like North Koreans.
was at the Japanese film festival today with some colleagues
One is a jap chick (with German husbando) and some fat weeb with a "JAPAN!" shirt and samurai silhouette tried to flirt with her it was hilarious
Lots of QTs there
Also lots of racemix families and the kids all looked ass, my condolences
Were all WMAF tho
Lmm pls go
>>59922318
Who is this Slut
>>59923918
Most hapas I know are pretty good looking. I dont know why it seems everyone thinks they're uggo on 4chan
>>59923943
Elliot's smoking hot sister
>>59924007
AMWF kids tend to look better
>>59924093
What would the difference be?
>>59924093
Mind explaining how that makes any sense?
>>59924007
Maybe good looking, but short.
And if you're below 5'11" you might as well kill yourself already.
>>59924141
>>59924146
Because the genes of a white father fuck with their looks
Rare example where WMAF works would be Kiko Mizuhara but her sister Ashley Yuka is again ugly as shit
Kimura Kaela is cute too
Tripfags out we know who you are
Is the thigh collector still around?
>>59924244
Yes
Pls post :3
>Tfw staring at my gun
>>59924215
>>59924312
Ok cool what gun is it
>>59924093
t. amwf spammer
>>59924346
Loaded
>>59924292
I've already been added to the collection
I was just curious if he was still around since I haven't seen anyone requesting them of anyone. Lots of fresh never before seen thighs around here I imagine
>>59924215
maybe it's because white men settle for less attractive asian women than vice versa
>>59924312
>>59924372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeZ53VT_rm4
The very first mp3 I had desu
>>59924372
Ok cool
>>59924433
Wouldn't hurt too post them again
>>59924244
rarely, but he can be summoned
any of you ever gotten they dick sucked
>>59924643
yep
>>59922569
>We could've saved him
He was a nut case. You couldn't reason with him. He had no sympathy for others, or even ability to imagine other minds. the world revolved around himself.
>>59924662
Lol
How was it?
>>59924643
It's pretty great
One of the highlights of my life was getting sucked off in the shower while the hot water fell on my back
>>59924643
2 days ago.
Shot a huge load in her mouth, good thing she's into that haha.
>>59924691
It was okay. She's not very good though. Would've rather fugged 2bh. She'd go too slow and scrape me with her teeth at times.
>tfw will be posting in this general with a local map soon
Thank you based migration
>>59922682
wow his mom is fucking ugly
>>59924966
Where you moving to malaybro?
>>59925080
Chinkcouver
>>59925139
You'll feel right at home.
Just watched the whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6NKHtLzks
makes you think about lyf n stuff
>>59925139
Well you'll enjoy it I guess.
lmaooo
New york girls dont dound sexy when they have sex. :'(
They be like "Deeper son"
"Faster my guy"
"Dis pussy deadass yours b, facts my nigga like"
(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)(⊙＿⊙)(⊙＿⊙)(⊙＿⊙)(⊙＿⊙)(〒︿〒)(⊙＿⊙)(^__^)(^__^)(^__^)ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ
>>59924643
>>59924662
>>59924746
I don't get it, I barely felt anything when it happened to me. Even when they tried to go at it intensely I barely felt anything.
I guess my dick is too bruised from fapping. Like calloused kek.
>>59926326
Was it a guy (´･_･`)
>>59926326
I can relate. It feels like 0 gravity. I prefer bodily contact.
Spoopy
>>59926393
No, I'm not gay.
>>59926405
Yeah, sex feels better. Depends though, with some girls I barely felt anything, I think the tightness differs naturally. It doesn't have anything to do with how much sex a girl has had, I think, it just varies from person to person how tight they are. Like a virginity I took was less tight than a girl who had had 5 bfs previously.
>>59926326
>>59926405
you guys have chodes thats why
>>59926393
If it was a guy, it would have felt a lot better. You fag.
>>59926480
I knock those over everywhere I find them. Hippies build them and they look like shit.
I am a man but I want to have babies.
What do?
>>59924643
just the tip ;P
>>59926501
Maybe. Mine isn't particularly big. It's like average. 14 or 15cm.
>>59926557
Watch Junior and take notes.
>>59926326
>I barely felt anything
You /cut/?
>>59926501
you would be right
>>59926623
and so are you
>>59924643
I sucked my own dick once in like grade 7
I'm not that flexible anymore though
What's your favorite foreign movie, /cum/? I am looking for anything from flicks to kinos; Korea, Hong Kong, and France are preferred.
This is for a movie night with some rednecks.
>>59926623
Nein.
I fapped a whole lot in my days though.
>>59926712
how big is your dong
srsly loving overwatch buckos
>tfw no tomboy korean gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87qS3ByMdg
>>59926486
>No I'm not gay
Bit you're Swedish (⊙＿⊙)
>some /cum/mies are going to experience their first olympics on 4chan
Aw how magical
>>59926973
world cups are better desu
>>59926973
╮(╯▽╰)╭
>>59926973
this is gonna be my first olympics
I'm a four-year-old btw
Why is American culture so based?
https://soundcloud.com/ghostdawg09/da-mafia-6ix-murder-on-my-mind
Windows 10 just installed the newest version of Java automatically for me
How bro-tier can you get
>>59926545
Bit rude
>ctrl + f on catalog
>type "cum"
>japanese thread shows up as one of the results
every single fucking time
>>59927056
careful americans will deny having anything to do with rap and claim it is an african thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRIbNNDXV0E
>>59927056
>>59927182
>tfw new platonic love is a t*urk living in south korea
no it's not anjuu
>>59927229
>It's an American pretends to be cultured episode
>platonic love
>a fucking LEAF
>>59927296
I don't have to be cultured to not like rap idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtK7lsAdBos
>I don't have to be cultured to not like rap idiot
>>59927172
Japanese luv /cum/ ( ^ω^)
>messaged a grill on fb 2 days ago
>still hasn't replied yet
Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>NA banter
>>59927492
>>59927492
had a chuckle
You could've done worse desu, you could've said that I just proved I was uncultured and then promptly project it onto every US poster here but instead you chose a much more... polite route
>You could've done worse desu, you could've said that I just proved I was uncultured and then promptly project it onto every US poster here but instead you chose a much more... polite route
>had a chuckle
>You could've done worse desu, you could've said that I just proved I was uncultured and then promptly project it onto every US poster here but instead you chose a much more... polite route
Reminder, futa is not gay
>>59927172
Why is that anyways
I have skimmed the op and dont see cum in it
>You could've done worse desu, you could've said that I just proved I was uncultured and then promptly project it onto every US poster here but instead you chose a much more... polite route
>>59927808
The google docs link
doCUMents
>>59927653
>NA banter
>>59927781
>>59927797
>>59927864
Keep up the good work buds
>>59927808
it has the word documentary or something in it
>>59927864
Shut the Fuck up cuck
>>59927873
Ty bb
>>59927896
i don't know anything about you personally, and i'm sure you're a nice enough person in real life, but i want you to die
>>59926744
>foreign films with rednecks
I'm sure that'll go well
Ma mere might be one they'd enjoy
>You could've done worse desu, you could've said that I just proved I was uncultured and then promptly project it onto every US poster here but instead you chose a much more... polite route
>i don't know anything about you personally, and i'm sure you're a nice enough person in real life, but i want you to die
Im going into town, you lads need anything? Haha
>i don't know anything about you personally, and i'm sure you're a nice enough person in real life, but i want you to die
>>59928100
a white gf
I'm Laughing at you cucks, get abs, swag and money .. Fucking socialist cucks for fuck sakes
>i don't know anything about you personally, and i'm sure you're a nice enough person in real life, but i want you to die
>>59927950
Whatever cuck
>>59928218
Did he cast a fuckin fireball
>I'm Laughing at you cucks, get abs, swag and money .. Fucking socialist cucks for fuck sakes
>i don't know anything about you personally, and i'm sure you're a nice enough person in real life, but i want you to die
>>59928131
I'll check the selection. No promises.
>I'm Laughing at you cucks, get abs, swag and money .. Fucking socialist cucks for fuck sakes
Fuck Sweden desu
...................
>i don't know anything about you personally, and i'm sure you're a nice enough person in real life, but i want you to die
Le_man_with_a_detective_hat.jpg
who wants to go watch xmen alcapone
i killed this thread
so many stinky mexicans in here ewwwwwww
>>59928754
You killed your country
>>59928754
Last I checked it's still chugging along just fine
>>59928799
*offers you coffee*
Im off, lads.
Have this semi rare Neil for the road haha
https://youtu.be/4pzeYdkSr8s
>>59928805
Why do the foreigners hate us
>>59929305
more people hate us so chill
>>59929305
we hate american politics not american citizens
>>59929682
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UAQdRhqSh4
GET THE FUCK OUT MY CUM SWEden!!!!!!
Hi /cum/
>>59929305
we (at least I) like you
every time i travel i wear my swedish pants, swedish singlet, swedish snapback just to let the dirty foreigners know who the fuck their dealing with!!!!!
>>59930342
Ur still a fucking cuck, cuck
>>59930392
get on your KNEES BITCH
>>59930456
Wow ur a rude cuck aren't u
>>59930456
wait a minute. ahmed, is that you?
>>59929305
Just imagine what it would be like if all you knew about America came through our shitty pop rap/hip hop music, meme stereotypes from shit like the Daily Show, keyboard warrior fedoras, the random obnoxious tourist, and autists on 4chan. If anything, we're treated fairly nicely.
GREATEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
WHO TF UP
>>59922318
What a slut, needs to be blacked asap
>>59930744
Ohhh who ordered the gabagool
>>59930792
Why do canadians always feel the need to ruin threads and to be rude and offensive?
It's summer time guys. Now when I go outside all the girls I see are cute as fuck in dresses and shit but it's hot and makes me feel extra ugly and fat and I feel terrible.
Fucking summer.
>>59930967
eyy canoli sound pretty good about a now eh?
I'm on the commuter train and it's full of hijab wearing cunts, muzzieguys and niggers, I go out it's full of Gypsy beggars, niggers (I fucking hate Somalis and how they all look the same), and more Muzziescum.
I fucking despise all the immigrant scum but then again I'm the son of an immigrant myself.
But at least I am white and identify myself as pure blooded German.
>>59931017
Just b urself
>>59930967
It's a coping mechanism to deal with having Dudeweed as PM.
>>59930967
You aren't really one to talk
To answer your question it's because they're either Quebecois or attempting to emulate the British
Who up??
>>59931462
Nerdddd haha
haha ok i am still laughing what a geek!!
>>59931576
Hehe
I-I put the p-p-pussy in the sarcophagus
>>59931504
>>59931576
You are a geek
You are a geek
>>59931650
Why?
>4chan was kill so I had to go to sleep
sad state of affairs last night desu
>>59931650
Lmfao that reminds of a screencap of someone going like "stab him in the sarcophagus " or something it was the funniest shit
>>59931873
Yeah as sad as it is but when the 'chan has downtime I'm basically stranded with nothing else to do
I offered to take a girl I work with out to the shooting range next weekend. Would that be considered a date?
>>59932046
Go to other chans or play videogames family
>>59932072
Yeah it's a shooting range date
Just make sure to throw in the innuendo about shafts and how to "cock" a gun here and there
>tfw no clover update since like fucking February
>>59932088
>other chans
I don't even know which one to go to
maybe KC
>>59932169
Oh man. I need some quality gun innuendo stat.
>>59932088
Video games are for kids and don't satisfy me anymore
After ten minutes I lose interest
You ready lads?
>>59932363
just have the fuckig election and get it over with holy fuck
>>59931075
send help
Oh shit, told my GF that pink nipples would look weird on a Chinese and now she's all pissy because she is TAIWANESE and then I said it's not like your heritage wasn't 100% Chinese, living on the island doesn't make you have different bodies and that made it even worse
>>59932506
>Sending help when we'd be in the midst of a civil war after the Republican Congress would inevitably Jew the fuck out and hand Clinton the election.
>>59932275
Maybe you just have ADD or some shit
>>59932238
There are plenty I assure you
>>59932521
Send her my way senpai
I'll sort things out ;)
>>59932521
That's like calling the Japanese Korean because they're genetically the same
>>59922318
>>59922398
How does she live knowing that her brother murdered people because of how big of a slut she was
>>59932638
>There are plenty I assure you
well yeah but 99% are utter shit
also the thing I like about this shithole is the amount of traffic it gets, always something going on
fuk canada sucks so much i wish i could leave
>tfw you remember you're american
>>59932646
Koreans and Japanese are not the same by any stretch
You can easily tell them apart
>>59932686
Idk. I wish i could comfort her
>>59932701
Most other semi-active chans are pretty nice. I even like the slower ones because I can carry on convos and follow threads for weeks. It's nice
I wish I could figure out how people worked
>>59932820
capture one and take it apart
>>59932777
Gas yourself weeb faggot
Just heard that Trump will definitely be the Republican candidate now and the establishment won't be able to to stop him anymore.
Good luck, patriots.
>>59933048
I'm not a weeb
I just like some reaction images that happen to feature anime characters
>>59933158
No, your a weeb.
>>59933155
And good luck to you Habsburgbro.
asdf
Why are Niggers so stupid?
>>59933497
delet this
I went to target and some lady said I had very feminine legs for a man
https://youtu.be/EVlezmgsNYQ
This shit is ironically fucking hilarious
hi guys...
>>59933615
post thighs
>>59933675
Good afternoon my anime posting, maple leaf friend
>>59933754
what did u eat for breakfast ?
>>59933679
I don't wanna and I'm gonna stop wearing shorts until I build muscle
>>59933835
French toast with some sausages
>>59933858
>building leg muscle
Good luck, not everybody can be blessed as me and be born with plowman legs.
You're stuck being a chicken leg shit for life
>>59933858
do it
>>59933894
did u save me sum
>>59933963
I-I only made a single portions
I am so thoughtless sometimes, sorry
https://youtu.be/15C8VvpETm4
What are your thoughts on this /cum/?
>just put my ACs in
>spent some quality time with my brother and my grandfather who I never see
>eating some subway
>got some fresh weed and they gave me more than normal
>been loving overwatch
>but cant smoke and relax because I have to work in an hour or two
there's always something, but I can't complain
>>59934125
Hell of a blogpost you got here
why are american girls so fucking sexy?
>>59934289
Thanks, (you) too
>>59934290
why are Swedish men cucks?
>>59934112
>video game "gameplay" trailer
>very little to no actual gameplay footage
dont really care desu
>>59934345
funny guy
>>59924643
Yea.
It depends heavily on how many points she's dumped into the skill, and to a much lesser degree, base stat distribution.
Ranges from just stop to pretty choice.
>>59934528
Funny cuck
>"you too"
>didn't blogpost
>>59927056
Have a fiver signed by juicy j in my wallet rn.
>>59934545
How does it feel to be a 5'7 manlet kissless virgin?
say what you want but it's catchy af and when that muslim knight comes to save the maiden and goes all sheytane errajiiiiiiiiiim it's fucking epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHqfk5lMw-E
>>59934545
>>59934345
>>59927896
>>59928245
>>59928805
>>59930491
>>59930392
I think you have a cuckold fetisch mr.
>>59934829
fuck off cuck, you're worse than swedish poster
>>59933905
>tfw god-tier legs and upper-body doesn't want to put on mass
>cana-chan is out having fun while you're stuck inside getting ready for work
I love usa now
>>59934930
>tfw huge legs and easily put on muscle pretty much anywhere
>too much of a lazy shit to do anything but maybe 20~ push ups a day so I'm always a skinny fuck with big legs anyway
On my A game today buds, hoping for the best for all of you in your endeavors
>>59934942
no im rite here !!
>>59934660
How does it feel to be cuck?
>>59934831
No (You)
>>59934993
I hate Sweden now
Wanna fugg elliot's sister desu
>>59935578
then do it, shes pretty slutty desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kSLmzTsnDU
