early morning -edition
/balt/.
it's 1:48pm you cuck
>>59927703
me on the right
>>59927735
its 10:48 on the best coast
>>59927632
It's lunch time anon
>>59927815
burgers?
>>59927977
Too expensive, just had some pasta instead.
>commie free
LIES!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSH0hyUWJcY
its almost 11am
time for bed
good night /cum/
no baby posting while I'm gone
>>59928246
night shift?
>Go for a job interview yesterday
>Recruiter looks over resume
>Wow, this is great, your experiences certainly matches the position.
>Recruiter explains the position in additional detail
>Become excited as the description perfectly matches skill-sets
>Recruiter pauses briefly, "oh by the way anon, one of the other candidates we interviewed asked if this position was full-time since it wasn't clarified on the job board, it's only part-time"
>MFW
>>59928467
Oh, I know that feel so much.
Better take it and hope that you get more hours. Keep looking for full time work in the meantime.
>>59928605
Well it's a consultancy and there will be plenty of interesting things to do with the position anyways. So there certainly exists a silver lining.
cum lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAh-3ZBz4Uo
who /4 day weekend/ here
>>59927703
thats a big anime
>>59929499
/7 day weekend/ :^)
i have the feeling that i'm the ONLY one who actually smokes weed regulary
>>59929877
>>59929877
Weed is kind of weird with the tolerance and whatnot, almost a waste to smoke daily. I get more out of smoking the occasional joint now than i did when i smoked that shit every day.
sup guys
>>59930459
lol pussy
>>59928151
The circle one was my jam for a while. Also apples in stereo who I fuggin love did the song for powerpuff girls.
>59922318
Go here
>>59930518
Tbqh smoking daily is a waste unless youre in it purely for the body high cause you have ailments or some shit. I smoked every day for almost 10 years. It ain't all that.
>>59930545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_oaVD4NzYo
>>59929877
i usually smoke every second or third day
Hungry af fellas
hungry AYY EFFFFFF
>>59930630
this isn't how weed works for 99% of people
you are weird
>there ar people who STILL believing in god after watching this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7jClyinERY
hello is this thread turk friendly
>>59932200
Sometimes
Do you play cities: skylines?
>>59932093
You joking, son? If you smoke errday, you'll eventually develop resistance to it. That's why people take T breaks.
>>59932358
that's from smoking too much, not from smoking every day
Holy shit Fuck off Canadian
Dear god, It's like the roman empire finally seeing the byzantines and what they've become! I've been gone for so long!
>tfw an american wedgies you so hard the waistband of your underwear rips off
>>59932337
yeah but rarely
>>59933413
Then you can stay, for a bit...
do laxatives work? i'm trying to consistently have diarrhea
how many doors does your house have?
weed
>>59938513
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/05/26/toronto-police-and-drug-squad-raid-marijuana-dispensaries.html
>>59938433
The face of butthurt
>>59938560
He was supposed to be the chosen one ;___;
cum lol
>>59938772
>not metal gear chronic: blunts of the patriots
>>59938805
sup dude
>>59938560
>The project targeted various locations that have been identified as trafficking marijuana outside of the marijuana for medical use regulations.
break the law take the punishment fuccbois
http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/national/canuck+crow+flies+with+knife+from+crime+scene+vancouver/11944572/story.html
>>59934198
They do, but it feels like you are shitting out broken glass.
>Canadian replies to me
high as a kite at 4:52pm
nice
>>59939004
Tfw can't become le weedman yet because of drug tests for jerbs
How are you my dude
kek
>>59939129
>tfw an american noogies you until you sing the star spangled banner in its entirety
>I unironically watch DarkMatter2525
>I'll have a soda please
>>59939145
i'm doing well thankyou
it's so weird how prevalent drug tests are in the US
>>59934198
>Glittery cowboy hat
>UK flag
What did she mean by this?
>>59939388
You dont have drug tests senpai?
I take it random drug tests aren't too common either then. Dont know why employers are so obsessed with what people do in their free time outside of work
Good elephant btw
>>59939427
It's nuanced.
does anyone want 2 b my frend ?~
>>59939457
only very dangerous jobs have drug tests here, like say a crane operator as an example
here i'd say 25%+ of people smoke weed, among young people it's probably like 50% so it would really fuck up the job market
lol
>>59939525
Are you cute and Canadian?
>>59939525
i want you to stop being a pedophile
>Quebec
Rate my new shoes /cum/
good morning
>>59939525
im already ur frend
>>59939631
sup grandpa
>>59939525
give me
How active is /cum/ during real nigga hours?
Gonna be working an autism shift for a while
>>59939542
Sounds pretty similar to here except maybe a bit more. I'd guess only around 25% of young people here smoke on the reg. If we're talking at all then it's easily above 50%
I need clean pee. Where would you recommend I look?
>>59939576
Muh dik
>>59939679
was actually pretty active last night desu, until 4chan shit itself
could always go visit /brit/
>decide to marathon the criterion collection via streaming
>find out that lena fucking dunham has a movie in the collection
So does this collection actually mean anything, or do they always let narcissists blog on their film line?
Where the anime planes?
>>59939729
>visiting /brit/
>>59939679
Where are you working?
>>59939679
>Where would you recommend I look?
one of those stores that sells magic cards and other table top games
>>59939761
taking a break
>>59927632
Cons:
Mexicans
>>59939798
Third shift at a factory for $9/hr because recruitment agencies are full of sleazy jews who take half my hourly pay
>>59939814
That fedora pic makes me kek
>>59939869
do you at least get a bonus for working night shift? i get a few bucks an hour extra
>>59939577
ye
>>59939595
but im just a baby..
>>59939627
gud
>>59939658
then ur my bestest frend
>>59939676
wat do u want /cum/-chan ?
>>59939911
i wanted those sick double dubs but nvm u keep em
>>59939898
It would have been $8.50 if I worked during first shift, $8.75 for second, and it's $9 for third
Probably gonna work there for about a month then do detasseling for a few weeks starting in mid-July
Tad gloomy in this motherfucker
>have to eat in an hour
>not hungry
how do i do it lads
>>59940004
>detasseling
wuts that
HOT MEAT
HOT RATS
HOT CATS
HOT ZITZ
HOT ROOTS
HOT SOOTS
>>59940063
Meme work where you go through corn fields row by row and pull off the tassels. Something something pollination. You just pull the shit off the top
I prefer bean walking because you get a machete and just hack shit
>>59930728
good taste forgot about that one
>>59939862
>Canadians
FTFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkJE0U8Qby4
this is the end for Hillary
>>59940266
dubs confirms this
Trump will win
>>59940266
>>59940394
MAGA
https://youtu.be/yeJ-iv3MOTo
>tfw my sister is driving and has about gotten in an accident a good 3 times so far
>tfw almost an hour until we get back to her place
>>59940454
tell her /cum/ told her to learn how to fucking drive
>>59940264
CHI
>>59940454
hope u die lol
>>59940512
>>59940512
I agree
>>59940510
that was a bit rude
If I send a bunch of nice, encouraging letters to companies do you think they'd send me free shit?
>>59940512
Is this a joke?
>>59940484
Alri. I'll be sure to let her know
>>59940510
bit rude.
>>59940454
Gib pics of sister
>>59940561
when i was like 13 i wrote an email to monster asking for stickers and they sent me some
it was pretty cool
>>59940684
u r 13
>tfw it's 24°C
Fuck how do i deal with this heatwave
to me canadians and americans are the same
>>59940791
It gets colder here at night what the fuck.
>>59940644
She's 40 and has never had a bf
You dont want to see
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4
>>59940854
only makes me want to see more desu
>>59940561
companies will do tons of free shit if you bother to actually write a letter
even just say you bought a product and something was wrong or it sucked and they'll sned you stuff. its peanuts to them.
>>59940902
Tell me about Koksal
>>59940902
El turco
>>59940854
Post pics m8
>>59940902
HILO TURCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59938433
Don't latinos age like shit?
>>59940684
You are a qt pie
>>59940958
kek
>>59941040
Don't British have terrible teeth?
my dog keep whining and i know what she wants but i'm not gonna give it to her
>>59940958
Fucking hell
>>59941119
Just give it to her.
>>59940958
wew lad
>>59941119
What does she want?
>>59940561
I got a shirt from Captain Crunch once from getting so many box tabs but lost it, I emailed them and told them that I ate too much captain crunch and was too fat to wear the old one and they sent me another one
>>59941105
Yeah, sometimes they're as brown as your skin
>>59941268
That's nasty man.
>>59929877
I used to smoke weed everyday, I literally had one bowl for breakfast and smoked in between classes at college, living high 24/7 was cool for a while but then I quit that shit and now I smoke once in a while (mainly because my dealer moved out of town and I haven't been able to get a good one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFCSvqsqFA
>negus is the king of ethiopa
shieeeet
>>59941190
no she has had it too much recently
>>59941208
a little treat
>>59941326
sorry :(
>>59935017
7... eleven if you count the ones on the front yard and the backyard
>>59940958
This cant be real
>>59941461
Post slags
>>59941461
I forgive you.
>>59941549
Don't insult based Putin
slags
>>59941534
asian countries don't give a fuck about racism
>>59941544
>>59941682
Good slag
>>59939631
notblack/10
>>59940584
Found it on ask.fm with +700 likes.
>>59941682
gib
>commie free
ahahahahahahaha
U ready to build that wall
>>59941040
latinas* and no ;)
>>59941874
>>59941815
>ask.fm
That place is full of underage sluts don't ask me how or why I know this
>>59941954
How would you know? you're in Sweden
>>59941953
Don't you want jobs? Build that wall Billy Bob.
>>59941954
postea scat andale
>>59942015
he is not swedish, he a fucking immigrant from haiti
>>59942011
How and why do you know this
>>59942251
haha that's what he said not to do and you did it!
I found a pornstar who looks like my oneitis desu
Guillermo Del Toro is the greatest Mexican Director
David Fincher is the greatest American Director
Who is the greatest Canadian Director?
>>59942426
David Cronenberg?
>>59942318
Yeah lol
>>59940828
This, do canabros have any distinct culture that separates them from americans and are veiwed as unique to the rest of the world?
>David Fincher is the greatest American Director
>>59942406
What's her name?
>>59942426
>Canadian Director
https://www.google.com/search?q=Canadian+Director&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
XAVIAR
DOLAN
the homosexual mommy problems film festival whore
>>59942707
They don't get shot.
>>59942251
The site used to have a "stream" section.
Basically you could see questions being answered by people from all over the world in real time.
It was full of slutty selfies of dumb white underage girls.
>>59942801
Sounds hot
>>59942707
We're less obese and brown than our southern friends
>think i see someone i know
>realized it cant because he OD a couple of months ago
>>59943107
he faked his own death !!
I went to a gas station that had an attendant which I'm not used to
I'm so socially awkward I just said "Fill er up" but I didn't have enough money for that much gas
I gave him what I had and sped away crying that I was sorry
I don't go to New Jersey anymore in case they're looking for me
>>59942707
legit question, I have the same doubts, to me Gringos and Maples are the same
>>59943203
good post
>>59943234
Nobody would be surprised by that m8.
>>59943234
This but memes aside I think Canadians from Quebec are pretty different than Americans.
>>59943203
ahhahah thats cute anon
>>59943203
Are you a brit?
>>59942011
and i love underage sluts, dont you?
>>59942015
I've been to south america
>>59943321
They just speak French. Cities are kinda unique. Thats about it
>>59943203
Outlaw
all i want i just a qt brittish gf desu
Trying to improve my what.cd ratio and it's not working too well
>>59943203
Depends how much you paid and how much you were supposed to pay. If you had a gas debt of like $45 and gave the guy $35, i may have forgiven you.
>>59943372
>and i love underage sluts, dont you?
Ahmed pls
>>59943416
God, will you just fuck off you annoying tripfag?
>>59943415
>>59943372
fuck off haitiANUS
>>59943488
delete this?
>>59943488
>>59943488
>Those nails
>Female
Why am i not surprised
>>59943488
Holy fuck I'm laughing
>>59943467
wow looks like we have a gay guy in this thread
>>59943579
>calling others gay
Sweden pls.
>>59943624
he is an immigrant from republica dominicana with haitian roots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
/cum/ is the worst general, impossible to have a intelligent discussion here.
>>59943415
>qt
>british
Does not compute
>>59943484
What?
>>59943663
They know what they're doing.
>>59943663
cute
>>59943698
Fuck dumb cuck
>>59943701
Looks like someone can't appreciate British beauty.
>>59943752
this is a cute mexican http://ask.fm/SebasElvira
>>59943701
>says the yellow fever autismo
>>59943806
alright this is were i stopped scrollin
The person posting under a Sweden flag is Haitian, not swedish. And he fucks up every thread posting pictures of people eating shit and that kind of thing. He is mentally ill.
>>59943953
sup dude
>>59943991
fuck off haitiANUS
>>59943953
Yeah we know, thanks for the heads up though.
I AM MOVING TO CHICAGO
I AM A SOFT WHITE BOI
WILL I BE OBLITERATED BY NIGGER VIOLENCE?
Canadians why do you only control half your west coast?
>>59944074
american bought the other part
>>59944190
literally pennies an acre
>>59944053
avoid the south and fast-food and you should be fine
Russia > United states(snakes) of america
eating stir fry /cum/-chan
>>59944458
Chink
>>59944470
im not chinese !!
>get an email about potential job wanting to set up a phone interview
>the form they link me too wont let me pick a time to call or submit the form
>>59944437
this is your first great post
>>59944480
Oh yeah you're a pajeet, i forgot.
>>59944480
>im not chinese !!
>chinese !!
>e !
Q U É B E C
M E N T I O N E D
Do mexicans in mexico hate trump mostly because if he builds the wall you wont be able to encourage your low iq indio trash to leave anymore?
bIt SiCk Of ThE mExIcAn FaGgOt ThAt ShItPoStS lIkE tHiS
>>59944781
>bIt SiCk Of ThE mExIcAn FaGgOt ThAt ShItPoStS lIkE tHiS
>>59944694
Everyone that isn't an inbred redneck hate Trump
>>59944781
jajajajakdakdsksaskdakda se enojo el peruANO
qepd
salu2
ps. salu2
>>59944828
i kinda like him though
>>59944828
>Brazil
>>59929499
/been a NEET for 4 years/ here
This "weekend" construct means nothing to me.
>>59944868
>USA
>>59944074
>>59944190
And you're busy selling the only city and port on it.
Should've just sold the whole thing to us.
>>59944930
>Brazil
>>59944939
It's not like you bought your piece from us.
Just got pizaz buds
what are you eating tonight?
>>59944929
How do you do it?
>>59945155
By telling myself everyday that tomorrow will be different
And then it's not
>>59945185
Juat anime all day senpai? Any goals or hopes or dreams?
>>59945243
>Juat anime all day senpai?
On a good day.
>Any goals or hopes or dreams?
Learn to draw
Draw porn
Beat off
Maybe get paid
that sc racist idiot's getting the death penalty
>>59945144
Im gonna have some pizza myself 2bh
>>59944828
>being this much of a dumb monkey
Don't you have an openly corrupt woman to vote for again? :^)
>>59945144
Fried tacos.