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Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation edition?
crayon pop
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation
Kyary
Feel a bit bad right now 2bh
Going to find something to take my mind off it
maisie
having a look
lads
what u think of suarez quotes?
sophie
kpop desu lads
>>59843530
Suarez sure has a lot of character.
Ah! piratebay proxys back up lads, can finally download GoT, disappointed i couldn't yesterday. No spoilers, all i know is something about Hodor and a door or some shit.
>The President of the unelected executive arm of the European Union (EU) has vowed to block all right wing populists from power across the continent, shortly after acquiring the power to exert “far-reaching sanctions” on elected governments.
>“There will be no debate or dialogue with the far-right,” the liberal bureaucrat told AFP.
>Mr. Junker’s definition of “far right” is somewhat broad, noted by him previously describing Hungary’s conservative president, Viktor Orbán, as a “fascist.”
>The Commission can now trigger a “rule of law mechanism” (Article 7 TEU) against nations it perceives as deviating from “the common constitutional traditions of all Member States.” Ultimately, “far-reaching sanctions” can be exerted, and a country can be stripped of all voting rights in the EU and have funding blocked.
>However, the backlash has already begun against the new, explicitly anti-democratic EU powers. Hungary’s Victor Orbàn has vowed to help Poland fight the Commission, and other Eastern, Visegrad nations are likely to join the growing coalition.
Work has me off doing chainsaw training tomorrow
lets hope I don't go mental and kill someone haha
>>59843597
hodor dies
How many days in a row do you wear an outfit before changing it? Personally I'll usually wear one for 2-3 days before changing it, but if it's a look I really like I might for 4 days but it's uncommon as they start to get a little musty and need washing before then.
Note I said wear and not wash. I might wear a pair of trackies twice before washing them but can wear a pair of jeans for easily over a week.
HELP
Currently watching the newest episode of GoT
Really hope none of you spoil it for me x
>>59843597
29K seeders!! wow.
Please m8, what's wrong? You seem genuinely upset over some posts on a Gook Animation Webzone.
HOLD THE DOOR
>newcastle
>castle isnt new
>>59843617
this is a satirical article right
>>59843637
>not getting the 4gb version
HOLDOOR
>>59843645
meant for
>>59843562
HO(LD THE) DO(O)R
Who else here will be filling a teens pussy up with cum tonight? Cock is literally bursting with anticipation
really dislike driving
Migraine's finally cleared lads
I feel human again
>>59843727
decided i want to get a car instead of being a prole that gets the bus to work
cars are expensive though
>>59843715
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You ever get the urge when you're in a public place and see a fit bird that you just wanna strip off and fucking shag the shit out of then and there.
Just thinking about it gives me that fluttery feeling in my stomach.
>Polish girl changed her facebook password
minor worry
>>59843715
>cum
FOY
>Who else here will be filling a teens pussy up with cum tonight? Cock is literally bursting with anticipation
>>59843743
just ask your parents for a few grand
>>59843746
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>>59843715
rasheed
"SOOF-yahn"
Alright lads, don't mind if I take refuge here for a bit. One of our countless fresh off the /b/oat tripfaggot cancer just snapped and is flooding the general, amongst other displays of terminal stage autism he's posting childrens' obituaries.
As a Saxon I belong here anyway tbqh
>>59843746
fuck off jamal
HOL D DOOR
>>59843747
>>59843747
Did you get anything from it? Can you tell me anything interesting you found?
>>59843715
i could but got exam tomorrow
>teen being 18
Voting remain desu lads
Europe isn't perfect but we shouldn't step away from the table like defeatists and make a Europe that can work for workers
Also vote leave is a complete fucking shambles lmao
>>59843597
Bye lads going to go watch that episode, will give review when i come back. Tacos are ready as well i think.
>>59843799
What is this FONT meme?
>>59843821
I'm not even black. Must be
HIGH TEST
I
G
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T
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S
T
>Voting remain desu lads
>>59843838
Summary of findings
>Poleaboos one friend was actually a double agent who despised him but wanted to make sure he didn't commit suicide
>Polish Chad was also a Judas
>Her father and bfs brother both offered to kick the shit out of Poleaboo
>Her bf initially had sympathy for Poleaboo, putting his behaviour down to low self esteem
>One girl had pure sympathy for Poleaboo
>All other girls referred to him as a creep, found him amusing but none were as offended as she was
>Hambeast was the one who grassed him up at McDonalds
>Hambeast was in tears when she found out she had been called a hambeast
>Muslim girls had very slight sympathy for Poleaboo but continued to do most of the legwork in bringing him down, they mostly though he was a freak
>Polish girl used the term "Paki"
>Other Polish girl isn't quite the delicate flower originally believed
>She gets off on the attention, sharing her story with many friends
>She is truly vindictive, wishing Poleaboo nothing but pain and misery
At least it's now confirmed that there IS a conspiracy against the one known as Poleaboo
test
Did anyone else stay on college for an extra 2 years?
>just ask your parents for a few grand
>>59843862
>vote leave and give tories more power
>vote remain and encourage a right wing organisation to be right wing
the real question us marxists should be asking the people is to revolt against the bourgeois
are you going to university or college?
>>59843885
Also called him a "wanna be Polish"
Thought it was strange that he was "Arab" yet racist to Poles
Had the blog looked at and the finest minds in Poland concluded he had schizophrenia at the very least
test 2
>>59843885
Where are you getting all this information?
>>59843885
I agree with them. Wish her father did batter you desu.
me at the top
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464108819353.webm
Hey shplay
Shigiddy Shigiddy shwaa
>>59844031
that's me though
and never post that scary green thing again please
>>59844000
I don't want to get into details
Also there was talk of bringing the Polish consulate in on this
And the reason for not getting a restraining order is the cost involved
>>59843862
fuck off paki
What's your resting heart rate?
>>59844045
they're like the same person
>>59844123
holy shit look at that nigger
he could suck the chrome off an exhaust pipe
>>59844100
This poleboo shit has been going on since I used to trip, and that was fucking years ago
reeeeeeee
>>59843883
>>59843941
Ahh yess
Very interesting
>>59843923
Aren't you a kipper m8?
not voting at all when brexit times haha
>>59844169
FAIRly sure you need to get off your arse and exercise is more like it.
>>59844137
1 bpm
Tacos and game of thrones lads
>>59844137
font
>>59844277
oysters, clams
>>59844277
dire
>>59844277
how much of that is home made lad
Somebody tell me what this 'font' bollocks is and you can shag my GF.
Tempted to go McDonald's then sit at the seafront and enjoy my evening
>I vote Tory
Literal Neanderthals
>someone has made 6 fake tumblr accounts to follow my blog
Fuck off, it's weird, you don't need to follow me just bookmark the page
Tacos and game of thrones lads
>>59844317
Fuck Off Normie something
dunno if it's twat or traitor or what
>>59844277
those """""""""tacos""""""""" are fucking dire
>>59844277
Who the fuck puts kepchut on a taco?
>>59844346
scrambled egg in a wrap is bed enough let alone with ketchup
need mummie want to cummie
>>59844346
>popcorn and ketchup in a flour tortilla
Please don't eat that, Bruce.
>>59844366
I thought it was scrambled eggs originally but looking at it now i think it's popcorn
>>59844339
What's the actual point of tumblr?
>>59844353
Thanks. That explains a lot.
Don't cum inside her.
>>59844277
Oops forgot cheese! Picture doesn't do it justice lads trust me they're bangin!
>>59844394
Blogging
Pretty good search function
want to fuck my aunt or female cousin
>>59844394
sharing 2 frame gifs of sherlock and doctor who
>>59843819
What the fuck
>>59844414
i think they look nice desu
>>59844409
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Me on the left.
>>59844394
complaining about white males
snared a gypsy, lads
we'll eat well tonight
>>59844426
post pic
>>59844414
can't even see any meat in there
>>59844394
Good for niche porn
>>59844459
Who even is this moon faced gook
>>59844481
look where he bit into it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3t3YnVgY9k
>>59844364
It's salsa mate, it's from an old el paso pack okay leave it.
Any new pics of sissy Ribena? Could use a wank tbqhwy
People getting mad cos the can't drink in Lens during the England vs Wales match. Lel
>>59844514
what is that? haggis?
>>59844553
lumpy mince
I think I just saw the most beautiful penis in the world.
>>59844521
mate, salsa is easy as fuck to make yourself.
disappointed in you lad
>>59844518
the british presenters grown fat
the one who hated on lad culture
r8 my shopping list lads
>lardons
>butter
>eggs
>sliced emmental
>smoked salmon
and some fruits like bananas and kiwis
want to move in with my aunt to be closer to work and get caught wanking by her so we end up banging in secret
>>59844481
It's there, got to have your veggies lad!
Yeah your Mini Cooper with an aftermarket exhaust sounds great, you fucking bellend
>>59844573
*closes curtains*
haha you cheeky bugger x
>>59844598
stop going on xvideos
>>59844600
it's not proportional or you should have salad at the bottom for presentation purposes
>>59844596
fuck off murderer
Fitzgerald further states that Hitler was an ideologue with unshakable convictions, and had a bed compulsion, which demands that the bed be made in a particular way with the quilt folded according to a prescribed pattern, and that a man must make the bed before he could go to sleep. He did not use language for the purpose of interaction with others, but only for the purpose of dominating others. He endlessly engaged in long-winded and pedantic speeches, with "illogical arguments full of crude comparisons and cheap allusions." He was unable to carry on a normal conversation or discussion with people. Even if only one other person was present, he had to do all the talking. His manner of speech soon lost any conversational qualities it might have had and took on all the characteristics of a lecture that easily developed into a tirade. He simply forgot his companions and behaved as though he were addressing a multitude, repeating the same stories over and over again in exactly the same form, almost as though he had memorised them. After the First World War, "his awkward mannerisms" were noted. At that time, he wore his gangster hat and trenchcoat over his dinner jacket, toting a pistol and carrying as usual his dog whip, he cut a bizarre figure in the salons of Munich’s upper-crust. But his very eccentricity of dress and exaggerated mannerism saw him lionized by condescending hosts and fellow guests. People found his look "staring and dead."
Really want a Samoyed
willy wank pooey bum
Love Nicola sturgeon lads
Stronger for Scotland
>>59844414
wheat tortillas lad? for tacos? fucking savage.
>>59844655
that's the 1st aussie post in 30 minutes
do you lurk just to post that m8
>>59844596
>no steak
>no pasta
>>59844700
nah, i stopped paying attention to the thread for a bit and yours was the first post i saw when i came back
Why are Germans so autistic?
is ben a good name
>>59844596
>no baguette
Are there any games that let you play as a neo nazi? Like Green Room? That would be cool. Left 4 Dead but with neo Nazis.
daily reminder the reason for glasgow extreme health inequality is incest babies
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36362957 ah yes very good
the Eu referendum is a question on whether we want European first world immigration by staying in or getting more paki third worlder immigration by leaving
I know my choice
Why is American bacon so stringy and faggy.
Once you fry it it literally looks like a dehydrated Nik Nak.
>>59844746
it's mostly due to terrible diet and no exercise
>>59844576
Sorry, i buy these cause they're quick and taste alright. I do homemade stuff on weekends.
strange mercy > s/t > marry me = actor
>>59844772
fuck off murderer
Look at these little puppies
>>59844596
what sort of literal billionaire buys pre-sliced cheese?
>>59844766
How?
EU want more third world immigration.
>>59844721
i feel honoured
>>59844702
i have like 3kg of different pastas in the drawers
could do with a steak tho
>>59844739
i make my own bread tbchwy
>>59844777
why are glaswegians especially lazy and fat tho
at least my explanation goes all the way
>>59844728
*looks left and right and left again then nods in front of Auschwitz*
>>59844414
nice stand n stuffs
>>59844825
>i make my own bread tbchwy
let's see your baguette then pierre
>>59844795
no
actor>marry me>strange mercy>>>>whatever the fuck that pretentious shit she put out in 2014 was
>>59844740
I just pretend Stalker is this way
>>59844634
I cut to much veg, you want me to waste it next time?
>>59843453
I signed Javi Martinez on FM one year and he was GOAT for my team
>>59844866
shittest taste of the year
>>59844820
No
By staying in we get access to hundreds of millions of white Europeans
Fuck off paki
>>59844864
actually i can only make big round bread because my oven is too small haha
want to meet my second cousin at a club and put my willy up her in the toilets.
march to the beat of my own drum lads
Ground war against ISIS soon lads. Who's signing up?
>>59844698
Soft tacos, they are a thing trust me.
>>59844834
because they're retarded
>>59844598
You realize that in the course of things, your scenario is about number 500,000 in the list of things that could happen:
>1: She sees you and turns right around and leaves.
>2: She sees you, shrieks, and then turns right around and leaves.
>3: She sees you, yells at you and then turns right around and leaves.
........
>499,999: Hitler rises from the grave and your aunt bangs his corpse while watching you finish off
>500,000: You and your aunt actually bang after she catches you jerking it.
>>59844838
are irish jews a thing or
>>59844884
thats what foodbags are for
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where her wedding has been
>Ground war against ISIS soon lads. Who's signing up?
Someone give me the link to Thailads site please. I want to draw a penis on that page.
>>59844924
i know lad. but you want soft corn tortillas for tacos, yours look like wheat.
>>59844919
stop shilling cameron you cunt
just fund robot warfare and get them to fight them
>>59844892
no u
>>59844931
why are glaswegians especially retarded tho
pisspoor explanation m9
>march to the beat of my own drum lads
off to a tinder date lads, how do I look?
I'm gonna have a bacon and egg sandwich in a bit. Would it be wrong to ass some cheese to it?
>>59844924
You use corn tortillas for tacos laddy
Remember; avoid making posts with content above KS2 English if you hate fedoraposters. lelkekloldesufam
>stop shilling cameron you cunt
>just fund robot warfare and get them to fight them
>>59845020
>ass
FOY
>>59845020
fuck off murderer
>>59845020
nah, do it lad
had an egg on a pizza in Malta, was great
texting a girl
>Remember; avoid making posts with content above KS2 English if you hate fedoraposters.
>>59845077
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>>59845044
>;
incorrect usage
>>59844924
those aren't soft tacos, they're those taco boat abominations from the "mexican" aisle
>>59845126
FOAT
>incorrect usage
>>59845077
Is she texting back?
Got a job interview next week lads.
They want a proof of address but I don't want to show a bank statement because I don't want them to see the balance of my poorfag account.
What else can you use as proof of address? I don't live by myself so I can't show my parents utility bill
wish i had superpowers desu lads
Fully hope poleaboo trips into a canal and drowns
Legit makes me go into fits of rage every time I remember the decolonisation plan of making Malta completely a part of the UK. Cunts didn't go through with the plan, even though they could.
>>59844979
>>59845022
They are corn, maybe it's the picture.
never seen a vagina in real life
>those aren't soft tacos, they're those taco boat abominations from the "mexican" aisle
>>59844996
it's ingrained in their culture from birth
>>59844980
>cameron
you mean blair?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-calls-for-ground-forces-to-fight-a-proper-war-against-isis-a7044766.html
>>59845210
I'm not on dat batty time cuz
>>59844972
having a proper good laugh over here ^^
>>59845211
yeah
it's about the exam we're sitting tomorrow i am NOT a normie twat
>Rasheed
>FOY
>>59844694
looks like some kind of alien insect
>>59845229
Ask your mum to show you hers.
>Legit makes me go into fits of rage every time I remember the decolonisation plan of making Malta completely a part of the UK. Cunts didn't go through with the plan, even though they could.
>>59845237
GIVE ME THE FUCKING LINK YOU CUNT
>>;
>incorrect usage
>>59845167
I used to have the one with the shells but stuff falls out the end, can't put much in there and they break to easily.
might play a bit of the old minecraft
aligning my chakras
Looks lads, if you're making a bacon sandwich, at least do it right.
FRY it like a man, don't fucking grill it. Cook it how you like it and once you've done remove the bacon and toast your bread in the same pan and let it soak up all the oil and sitcky brown goodness. Literally 10x better
>>59845277
thailad.zz.mu my dear friend
yanks? nah, not a fan m8
>>59845350
copy that
>>59845375
i never understood how people eat bacon fat. it's disgusting. i have to cut that shit off
autism
>>59844972
>>59845237
>>59845277
LADS PLEASE I WANT TO CHECK IF THE PEPE I DREW IS STILL THERE GIVE ME A FUCKING LINK TO THE SITE REEEEEEEE
>i never understood how people eat bacon fat. it's disgusting. i have to cut that shit off
might take the d.o.g for a w.a.l.k lads
>>59845375
Nay I'll just microwave my bacon and my toast
breaking the conditioning
business idea: bring back blair
>>59845404
Absolute faggot. The fat is the best bit.
Do you realise that the fat from meat increases testosterone?
YOU .LOW TEST FUCKING BITCH!
>>59845385
Thank you kind lad.
wearing my gf's knickers
>>59845404
if u cook it properly it goes crispy :)
>i never understood how people eat bacon fat. it's disgusting. i have to cut that shit off
>>59845077
gl m8
http://www.theagencyre.com/for-sale/6242-drexel-ave-beverly-grove/
might buy me some property lads
>>59845457
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>>59845450
pipe down fat cunt
>>59845458
you mean burn it. no thanks
accidentally called the gf 'mum' in bed last night lads
not sure if we're gonna recover from that if I'm honest
>>59845404
Rasheed
Rate my curry
It's chicken with cinnamon and apple
>>59845215
>>59845215
>>59845215
PLEASE HELP ME I'LL STOMP UR DICC
might have a tug
>>59845502
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>>59845457
PICS
>>59845440
*popcorn explodes*
TRUMP TO EXPOSE 9/11 IF ELECTED!!
>>59845497
no i mean cook it properly, like i said
>>59845457
pics
>>59845511
>>59845470
why would a rasheed even be eating bacon in the first pl... actually you know what you people are a waste of breath
fanny
>>59845513
There's nothing there mate, bit like your love life right now eh lad?
doing a hmmmm
>>59845527
not even a normie mate
Gf's making paninis for lunch lads
>>59845458
>mfw perfectly cooked breakfast cob
>>59845513
Forgot pic ffs
>why would a rasheed even be eating bacon in the first pl... actually you know what you people are a waste of breath
>>59845557
PICKSCSCS
Fancy a Tesco breakfast tomorrow for some reason
>>59845587
Literally looks like someone took a shit in a plate and put some cream on top.
>>59845524
you can take a parent's utility bill
>>59845440
that Ankh is really rubbish
>>59845562
You realize that hurricanes existed before the slave trade, right?
>>59845562
the south is completely uncivilized
>people actually eat and enjoy the fat on meat
WHAT THE FUCK
France are banning alcohol in the Euros. Are there any Frenchmen left in France?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36372446
>>59845562
How the hell don't they realize that you travel in the direction the wind blows for faster travel? Smh, probably just nigger tier knowledge.
>>59845587
Looks like the shit I took this morning from all the spicy food I had last night desu
>>59845611
granny fanny lol :)
>>59845549
YOU MIGHT NOT BE A RASHEED BUT YOU'RE A FUCKING LOW TEST BETA LITTLE BITCH!
>>59845587
Did you throw it in there or something? Proper looks like it hit that bowl going national speed limit.
>>59845562
nothing to do with the trade-winds or anything
>>59845637
never understood why people cut it off, overly afraid of everything I think
>>59845619
>cream
You know fuck all
>>59845637
I bet you have your steak well done as well, YOU FUCKING LITTLE FANNY!
i want to get my hair cut but something simple. I prefer medium-long length hair. Don't want to gel it up or anything. Just something simple and flat.
>>59845672
The bowl was hot and I used all the kitchen towels lol
>>59845717
get your fucking head cut off you piece of filth
>windy days
Fucking hate them. Fucks my hair up.
fwb just used the L word so I'm going to have to bin her
>>59845621
>bap
>barm
>roll
>>59845713
no because rare steak actually has a nice taste
bacon fat tastes like fucking slime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7lVUfLMbI
>slept in
>forgot to order my taper benzos
fuck.
double fuck.
>>59845713
I'm 18 years old and only had my first non-well done steak 2 weeks ago. Medium, was really good desu. Will never go back to well done.
>>59845766
Are you actually 14?
>Those shitty days where it's really windy and the rain is flying sideways.
GRIM
>>59845771
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>sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTJEZXtr94
ABSOLUTELY
E
P
I
C
*assassinates the archduke*
having a fwb is the most normie thing you can do
>>59845637
best part of any meat except chicken
pulling a prank
Virgin here. There's this girl in my college who I want to desperately stick my willy in, but there's a different girl who I want to love and be in a relationship with.
Is this normal? And what way should I go about this?
>>59845797
Congratulations. Is your voice finally starting to crack too?
>tfw too rorke to agree with normies and lefties
>tfw too normie to agree with rorkes and /pol/
not the nicest feeling, being a centrist.
Reminds me that I've still got a Bison steak in the freezer
hope its still good
will go put it in the fridge to defrost now I rekon
>>59845803
No, but my hair is pretty fair, so the slightest bit of wind and it goes from being beautiful to looking like Boris Johnson's.
business idea: 1 minute = 100 seconds, 1 hour = 100 minutes, 1 day = 10 hours
>>59845855
Fat white bitch?
>>59845860
I have a girlfriend who is way too attractive for me and I love dearly yet I always fantasise about boning very average/ slightly ugly girls I see.
Don't know why. Think it's just male nature
>>59845876
fuck off paki
>>59845860
prefer not to say
>>59845855
>calling a fuck buddy a fwb
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http://bbc.co.uk/news/world-36362998
>>59845860
fuck the first girl then date the second
>>59845850
*fights in Korea*
>>59845876
>centrist
why don;t you just form your own opinions instead of submitting to the herd mentality
fob just used the PvP word so I'm going to have to bin it
>>59845771
Van Gaal is so fucking ugly.
I'm not usually one to throw around that word, but fuck me.
>>59845890
who's your target audience?
>I'm 18 years old
literally translated as
>I'm actually a 15-17 and still at school but please don't tell the mods
"excuse me please child", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing at the till in londis with your packet of Fruit Pastilles
>>59845855
guilty lol hahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rate my fit. On the left.
>>59845850
you want a war, Gav?
>>59845876
That just means you haven't been on 4chan long enough
I was just like you
Another year or so and you'll be like the Nazi poster
WOOO EEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY
>>59845751
grade 8 french crop?
>>59845971
Actually like these fits.
>>59845882
Bison?
>>59845929
HMMMMMMMM
>>59845977
you and what central powers?
>>59845956
you
>not the nicest feeling, being a centrist.
>>59845944
i do have my own opinions. i was just summarising my political beliefs tidily into something in the middle of two big radicals because describing everything i believe in on one 4chan post would just be autistic
bet you don't feel so good about making rude assumptions now do you
am gonna stop wearing skinny jeans lads. just dont see them as /fa/ any more.
>>59845944
let's have everyone going around with radically different ideas on how the world ought to be. that will work great. everyone will get along so well
I'm 22 today
feeling VERY down about it
listening to some trashy power metal to relax
>>59846024
sold :]
loathe how some of you cunts don't know how to reply to properly and leave me scouring like an idiot for my (You)s
off to the library in a minute
>>59845929
That's illegal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_Pay_Act_1970
>>59845905
A bit opposite for me. The girl I want to fuck is a hot slag, but the girls I like is an innocent qt.
>>59845914
Hate this gimmick desu.
>>59845937
That's what I was thinking, only thing though is the one I love is this really sweet girl. And I don't think I could hurt her or anything.
>>59845968
what if I UNIRONICALLY am 18 years old?
i can happily say i was born on the 16th of December, 1997 and say i can legally state my age on this site.
>>59846044
Agreed. I've moved on to 513s now instead of 511s
looking at some van gogh
>>59845979
that just shows how much of a mindless fucking sheep you are desu, i was a bleeding heart lefty pile of fuck until i was about 17, then went a bit loopy when i left school and found /pol/ and went full on rorke, now im comfortably back in the centre
i defend rorke against rasheed and vice versa
makes for some very interesting conversations at work
>>59845929
i'd be fucking livid
>>59846077
doxxed
>>59846068
genuinely doxxed
>le underage
Who are you kidding you stupid mugs
You all started out on this site as 14/15
>go to Asda
>get some food and stuff
>go to self checkout
>pretty busy
>try to put some stuff through as bananas
>scan banana
>place different item on bagging side
>red light starts flashing
>makes a worker come over and check the item
>mfw I can't get away with it anymore
>>59846077
then fuck off child
Some faggots on here need to do the right thing and bloody neck themselves immediately.
Especially this flaming paki bastard>>59846044
>>59845968
I am 18, but I won't lie; only turned a few months ago but we've all been there.
>>59846121
this site didn't exist when I was 15 desu
>>59846075
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>>59846120
oh dear
>>59846110
they're buffalo mate
>>59846055
>everyone will get along so well
>implying people need to get along
>>59846100
>goes from rasheed to rorke to rashorke
>calls me a shepp
fuck off you literal runt insect cockroach go and scuttle under the curtains
>>59845502
My gf makes me call her mummy
I want caralad to make the next /brit/ thread
>>59846075
you have no commitment to the latter girl if youre not dating. fucking the first is fair game. also you dont love a girl you havent even been on one date with bud
>>59846123
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10345050/Supermarket-thiefs-loose-onion-scam-ends-in-tears.html
>>59846186
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imagine being so fat you look at computers and think of food
anyone who shops at asda is subhuman
>>59846123
you need something of similar weight
I do shit with expensive organic fruits like apples and grapefruit or whatever and scan cheap onions or potatoes instead
>in town other day
>want a drink
>told bloke in front of me gets served and drops a fiver
>call him back
>tell him he dropped it
>thanks me
Don't know why I didn't pocket it desu. I think it's because there was another guy in the queue and he might have grassed on me.
>>59846121
I came here four months ago
>>59845929
good way to make women very undesirable employees
>>59845944
Except being a centrist is the complete opposite
>>59846202
imagine having an inflation fetish
>>59846229
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Is "Prefer not to say" possibly the worst gimmick in the entirety of Space-Time?
>>59846146
Bison is a type of buffalo
>>59846253
Prefer not to say
>>59846229
it's called being a good human being with good christian values
should try it more often
>>59846169
Being a Rashorke and a Rorkesheed is objectively the most patrician position considering being a Rasheed or a Rorke by itself is fucking cancerous
>>59846157
we do or we will devolve into barbarism, m8
aligned interests are what keeps us together even if people align to them out of stupidity and conformity
>>59846141
fuck off grandad you smelly old fucker i want you out of my sight this instant did you hear me you repugnant old cunt is your hearing aid on
>>59846169
if you ever....if you EVER....EVER EVER EVER... speak to me this way again, youll receive twice the punishment
*you start to ask "what punishment"*
*i indicate behind you*
*you turn*
*i've written "muslims are good" on your front door*
*ive also carved a swastika into your dog*
better luck next time... im a goat... youre just a kid...
forgot dobson existed desu
>>59846229
you did the right thing
karma will reward you eventually
>>59846214
Yeah, I think the weight difference was too great. I eat a lot of fruit so I'll just start doing what you do.
>>59846143
NOT FOR YOU M8.
>>59846195
Pretty sure it's love m80, we're pretty good friends and I have asked her out before.
>>59846123
I used to do that with curry bags
put all sorts in there and just scan the bag label
wish they still did them
>>59846286
>or we will devolve into barbarism,
nothing wrong with that
breeds hard men
>>59846253
That's somewhat ambitious mate, wouldn't go that far.
>>59846309
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>>59846287
*clubs you over the head with an old fashioned truncheon*
>trying to cheat the self-checkouts
i am in a thread with literal marxist runts
my departure is due
>>59846229
thats called being a white man
>still posting in the old thread
lmaoing at you all
>>59846229
He who gives to the poor lends to the lord.
>>59846359
new threads are for squares
>>59845944
isnt subscribing to the big two ideologies literally the purest example of herd mentality?
nice but check these
>have slightly right of center views
>get called rorke
>have slightly left of center views
>get called a paki
Fuck all of you seriously
>>59846284
Well I didn't gain anything from it and could have gotten my dinner with it if I didn't bottle it.
nice but check these
very hungry
>>59846359
link
>>59846430
that's why we're all radical centrist
>>59846445
dubs i'm not
>>59846430
it's a meme you dip
t. classical liberal
have an opportunity to visit limehouse lads
what am i in for?
nice, but check these
Greater London is black
>>59846497
>>59846407
and placing yourself on the fence between them is still submitting yourself to the idea that there are only two directions
Iv never had anything above trips tbqh
>>59846512
>a white hand
I don't think so
>>59846476
Tory cunt
Literal fedora of ideologies
>>59846530
Quads is 1 in 1000 posts you absolute new cunt
>>59843819
>he's posting childrens obituaries
I mean, wow. Next level cunt.
Ye, welcome, watch out for pakiboo, though.
new gimmick: lateposting
>>59847391
I like this. Seems a fine gimmick for sophisticated British gents.
>>59847391
Thr only thing new about this gimmick is you
>>59847733
Pls go, paki
i win
>>59850254
``no"
>>59850323
asdf
