Pulled a hammy edition
crayon pop
maisie
Tesco lad willy
never ever touched a girl lads
>>59840540
so why are you giving me shit? I said I had enough dex from the start?
I'm not planning on using magic and shit as this is my first ever playthrough, was just going to stick with vit, end, str
if you're not straight and white i will never associate myself with you
yui
Post your mobile number and I'll call you.
>>59840657
Poleaboo likes her dress
>>59840657
maisie
>>59840681
what? no you didn't, you only talked about vit, end, and str and because you had 19 str which is more than enough to 2h it i assumed you didn't have enough dex
>>59840622
>if you have beyond superficial knowledge of anything, you pretty much realize that /his/, /biz/, /pol/, and /v/ are all fucking awful
fixed
The poleaboo meme is getting really stale
>>59840691
You'll be begging for Poleaboos bp soon enough
>>59840625
Do you think that butthurt paki ever posts anythoing other than greentext with a fedora image? He seems to only post the same ones over and over too. OCD paki?
Might also become a trap desu.
post bp
>>59840657
Ugly as fuck
poleaboo is deranged
>>59840719
>big narstie
noty
>>59840753
it's poleaboo
>>59840753
>Do you think that butthurt paki ever posts anythoing other than greentext with a fedora image? He seems to only post the same ones over and over too. OCD paki?
>>59840719
see >>59840150 - I said I have 13 dex, doesn't matter cheers for the advice any way
keep fucking fat rolling, only got 14 end
>poleaboo is deranged
>4 goysheckels to reserve a seat
transavia truly is low-cost
>>59840795
fuck off
W E L S H
E
L
S
H
You speak Welsh? I don't. Let's talk.
Literally every slag that gets shitposted around here I find repulsive. Bet it the AyyLmao Maise or any other GoT bint, or the fucking K/J-Pop cunts, even randos like that Catholic Slut. If you have ever posted an image of any of them on this board - a board educated to British culture, kill your self my man.
Seriously sick of this poleaboo gimmick
haha lad yeah dressing like a girl haha so funny ye
>>59840757
>also
Poleaboo wishes to remind you that traps and trans are not the same thing
>Do you think that butthurt paki ever posts anythoing other than greentext with a fedora image? He seems to only post the same ones over and over too. OCD paki?
overwatch lads
>>59840814
after i suggested you level your dex you mong
>>59840829
lllylllallgll llllallgrhfgdnftyhyjt ggogogohlllalwll
>>59840829
Too busy fucking sheep to talk to Frogs friendo.
>>59840831
fuck off
>>59840831
Do you like me?
>>59840835
It's not supposed to be funny
>>59840829
are there any trees in Wales?
>>59840866
yeah but then you kept giving me shit
>>59840907
yeah
>>59840898
>>59840901
When did /brit/ become a tranny general?
Need a bf
>>59840912
because you're a retard who can't read and thus didn't realize you could use the zwei at your current stats by 2 handing
>>59840889
>>59840898
Seeing this pic has given Poleaboo the resolve he needed to say NO to getting a takeaway
I will reach me goal weight
>>59840775
>>59840817
Huh. It literally is poleaboo. Why am I not in the slightest surprised? Everything makes sense now. The severe levels of autism between OCD hat posting and making a fake online personality match up for sure.
How worthless would your life have to be? Honestly.
>>59840898
would love to wrap her hair around in my hand and pull her head back whilst I'd absolutely rag her senseless from behind
>>59840921
that's nice
>>59840935
what game are you talking about?
>>59840936
Fucking cringe every time I read the name.
>>59840936
>4chan with a capital C
Mong
>>59840935
because it's my first time lad, I'm only just at undead parish allow it
>>59840977
dark souls
>>59841001
ok well glad you know now
>>59840928
cornwall
>>59840980
>>59840994
p...
>>59840928
hi:3
>uni lecturers are striking again
cheeky cunts
Can't even begin to fabricate such pathetic depravity.
>Everything makes sense now. The severe levels of autism between OCD hat posting and making a fake online personality match up for sure.
>How worthless would your life have to be? Honestly.
>>59841024
I'd like to remind you lads that /brit/ is NOT a racist general
Thank you
>>59840864
looks a bit shit tbqhwyf
I think we should give REAL communism a go
>>59841058
lecturers aren't lecturing at this time of the year
>>59841058
>striking when exams are on and nobody has lectures
nice one
good strike
>>59841065
is the irony of what you do lost on you?
>>59841065
>defending it
Feel bad for trying to give you advice now :/
just caught a girl checking me out and I beta'd the fuck out
;-;
Charli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfAqtFuGjWM
>>59841077
>>59841065
smelly paki
>Ladies and gentleman, I will conclude Colossus EP with the last track and that is my biggest succesful sub experiments, Autonomus. It was far more difficult to make this one, but pulled it out. The question was: how much dense sub can be and have gaps on speaker systems where 16" and 18" cones need time to settle?
>>59841091
fuck off wog
>>59841113
it's a gimmick you dip
>>59841109
>>59841135
not even poleaboo desu
>>59840868
Is that you Daffyd?
>>59840907
Yes. Wales is not Iceland.
>Even in his made up fantasies he's too beta to talk to women
>>59841091
name one ''great'' nation that built bridges instead of walls
lads
>>59841059
A fine addition to my fedora folder, perhaps the crowning jewel
>>59841130
It seems that pretty much every other community on 4chan I've been on has been ruined by trips apart from /brit/. Poleaboo doesn't count cause everyone hates him.
>>59841161
>Daffyd
it's Davin you twat
>>59840820
Do you know how French people drink coffee from a bowl, how do i go about doing it? Just looked through the cupboard and saw one of those bowl i got from France made for drinking coffee. Do i make the coffee in some special way or something, feels weird making coffee in a bowl.
Pakiboo and Lickdicki in one thread. See you later, then.
>>59841107
>>59841108
yeah but they're still kicking up a fuss
they did it last year despite only having 50% approval from 10% of those that voted within their union, disgusting
they refused to hand back any of the student's work until the admin sorted their pay out, taking it out on us because they're having issues with their boss
>>59841158
>not even poleaboo desu
you don't even need to be you're still a fucking retard
>>59841182
cheers for acknowledging I'm not that bad la'
i try my best to be one of the people.
>>59841182
everywhere else on 4chan is shit
>>59841181
>>59841135
>smelly paki
>there are people who STILL haven't filtered 190kg
>>59841225
/trans/ is good tbf
boi... poochie.....
P U C C I
poochie...
boipucci....
>>59841230
>>59841179
>3 rapes
media hysteria and right wingers exaggerating
>>59841130
was a good show.
>tfw no Lady Leshurr gf
>>59841223
No, its just you're irrelevant. I hate all people who use tripcodes. I'm talking about stuff like the "imcute" cunts and r9k camwhores.
woke up this morning with terrible diarrhoea
hope it goes away before the exam tomorrow tqh
>>59841182
lickshit is a complete mong, so are the other trips. even ironic trips are shit.
>>59841203
think it's because some people like to dip their croissants/buttered bread in a bowl of café au lait (coffee with milk?)
>>59841263
>>59841290
she's horrific tier la'
like shit man you can have her.
>>59841300
>No, its just you're irrelevant
we all are la'
we all die one day and get forgotten
>THE LOCAL PAKI GANG
>>59841265
yeah only 3 rapes.
they should stop being drama queens
>>59841233
smelly stinky paki
>>59841318
Will try it tomorrow morning, bought some croissants.
>>59841313
I know, I agree as well, but they don't have much impact on the community apart from craven but thank fuck hes gone.
>>59841322
how do you make money on the side lads?
give us some ideas
Currently drinking a coffee from my Nespresso machine, going to have a cig afterwards.
What should I have to eat? There's a Waitrose fairly close or I could order something.
>>59841318
That sounds tasty
Is espresso more popular than coffee?
>>59841391
tory wanker
>>59841381
ask for tips
>>59841380
>>59841366
>smelly stinky paki
mfw I cum inside a white gurl and pass her around the lads
>>59840831
>educated
liking these photos to be honest
>>59841427
>95.3% of Icelands entire population tuned in to watch Eurovision
>syrian man with 20 children has had permission to be reunited with 17 of them but only one of his three wives
WHY DIDN'T HE PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT?
>>59841475
>>59841458
FONT
>>59841419
Can't order one of those from dominos, any other suggestions? x
HORRIFIC
>>59841265
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/7557/germany-rape-migrants-crisis
>Police in Cologne received more than 1,000 complaints from women, including 454 reports of sexual assaults, related to New Year's Eve. Police in Hamburg received complaints from 351 women, including 218 reports of sexual assault that took place on the same evening.
Nah. Why was there not this many reports of sexual assault before the migrant crisis? They can't help themselves.
>>59840657
God I'd love to cum in her nostrils
>people STILL believe in global warming
Portillo on BBC2 is pretty comfy viewing.
>>59841528
BETRAYAL
>>59841375
good lad
>>59841405
well i don't like coffee myself so i'm not sure really
think the basic is regular coffee and them most cafés also offer expresso
>>59841531
sexual assault =/= rape
>>59841521
>God I'd love to cum in her nostrils
had a panic attack during and after my exam
reckon i passed though so its alright (was panicking thinking i failed but when i calmed down i realised i probably passed)
>>59840657
i have to admit maise is pretty much the master of making yourself not look like total shit
>>59841589
aha nice one lad grats on passing your GCSEs
>>59841589
nose was bleeding and shit
>>59841571
>>59840657
why dis bitch look like quasimodo lmao like nigga duntchu have to go ring the bells of naughtry dam
>global warming isnt real
>humans didnt come from africa
>we fought on the wrong side in ww2
>>59841381
invest in knee pads
>6 (You)s
neat
>>59841662
all me
>>59841604
nah masters degree enit
grades don't matter but still want a B.
>>59841637
>>59841681
>B
fuck off A-level literal child
Business idea: sent Poleaboo to Eurovision next year.
>We'll win because Europeans WILL vote for a Muslim tranny
>Poleaboo can show his victims that he has a sensitive, artistic side and win back his victims
>Poleaboo will be too busy to come back to /brit/
>>59841686
>>59841696
I did genuinely fantasise about competing at Eurovision in girl mode
>>59841681
>hoping for a B
lmao retard who /firstclasshonours/ here
>>59841696
*invests in it*
>>59841734
WTF spoilers?
C-Could you guys give me my islands back?
T-They were nice
get out cunt youre not getting your islands back
>>59841696
Ah, intriguing.
You know what? I'm in.
*invests*
both of you fuck off
>>59841784
fuck you, Sven
>>59841734
Nice
>>59841681
is it worth doing a masters?
>>59841570
So what, groping women, pulling on their hair, and the actual rapes that were commited by the migrants. That's all okay is it?
>Oh don't worry sir, your wife wasn't penetrated during the assault
>The gang of north Africans just pulled her around, groped at her breasts and called her a slut
>It only happened to your wife and more than 400 others
>You'll just have to excuse them, different culture you see
I can't believe how fucking retarded lefties are. Can you not just acknowledge for a second that you are literally defending a group of people that rape and sexually assault women. You honestly have something wrong with your brain.
seeing the new xmen after my last exam tomorrow
mainly going for sophie
ama
Why do Portuguese people sound like Russians?
All your islands belong to USA
>>59841759
>island filled with brits
>happends to be off the coast of argentina
>AYYO DIS ISLANDS NEAR ME DAT MAKES IT MINE GIBS ME DAT WHITE BOI
literally nigger logic
>>59841690
>>59841742
'merit'
got first class in my undergrad ngl, but this masters is difficult and i walked out of the exam room with blood running down my nose.
mind you I reckon i may well have scored near perfect on one section, done average in another 2 sections and fucked one section.
on average that gives me a pass (but this is only half a unit)
>>59841784
Hey, at least i fought back when other cultures tried to take my country, i didnt get a "Refugees welcome" sing.
>>59841879
Fantastic post
pulled my hammy playing snooker lads
>>59841879
Didnt you do that to Texas? :^l
>>59841865
you're replying to poleaboo
>>59841865
I WON'T RETURN ANY OF YOUR COMPACT DISCS
ate three big hot dogs for tea with ketchup and mustard mmmm ;)
Lads I'm thinking of making a website dedicated entirely to the culture and memes of /brit/ and maybe other generals. Stuff is actually really complicated, must confuse the fuck out of newfags. I'm talking about everything, like Poleaboo, tripfags, the personalities here, fedoraposting, stupid phrases like gimmick and FOY etc.
What do you think?
>>59841647
Shekelburger
>agressor bunx is releasing on a RAM sublabel
oh deer
>>59841759
You mean the ones that historically, you have less claim to than the UK, France, and Spain. The ones populated with British citizens that wish to remain British? The ones we told you you could not have, you tried to take, and we destroyed you to take back?
No. They're ours.
>>59842004
Kanker
>>59842004
Do it. It would be funny to see it all written down desu.
>>59841681
>>59841839
answer this now pls.
It's ten past 5. Does anyone remember the Swifty gimmick?
>>59842027
Y-You could just have said no :^(
Finally got a job lads, feeling good. My Mum will probably be a little less disappointed in me.
>>59842055
depends on what you want to do in life.
>>59842059
I'd forgotten about it until you mentioned it. Glad he's fucked off. I'd rather Zac trip.
>>59842090
FONT
>>59841865
>I can't believe how fucking retarded lefties are. Can you not just acknowledge for a second that you are literally defending a group of people that rape and sexually assault women. You honestly have something wrong with your brain.
>>59842016
Okay. Why?
>>59842028
I don't really follow /NEDERAAD/ desu. Could other lads help with shit like that?
>>59842044
Yes I agree. It would also include historic /brit/ moments like the catholic Slut visiting and even the most obscure shit like the Wakefield poster who thinks he's a boxer.
>>59842092
another year of dossing about
>>59841975
Are we just assuming that literally every retarded post in the thread is poleaboo now?
>>59842152
>doesn't have extra flags
FONC
>>59842152
reddit flags is useful like that
>>59841759
>>59841922
>>59841963
>>59842065
Thatcher anted to nuke you. Thank god that witch is dead
>>59842004
wish i could go back to a time where i first started posting here 2bh
>>59842004
I'm pretty sure this was already done
tied up in my straight jacket again haha
>>59842138
pakiboo out
giving up on this module tbqh lads
played rounders today
genuinely think I would've killed myself years ago if it wasn't for /brit/
haha got a new gimmick boys
its swifty hahaha
>>59842090
what kind of job? Congrats
>>59842184
>yanks have the same feelings as working class brits who couldnt see past themselves
Just why.
>>59842248
FONT
>>59842004
use a wiki template so people can add/update.
>>59842181
Alright, I'm doing it. Is there a way I can have them but not show my county and just see other peoples? I don't really want a psuedo trip, at all.
>>59842275
you're so boring lad
For my website could you lads explain to me what the fucking FONT meme is?
>>59842216
Same here. Everything was so fucking strange.
>>59842221
Really? link please. I know that Thailads site has a bit of his website including Trips, but other than that idk.
>>59842279
Thailad? If you don't mind could you give me some advise? Since you're a whizzkid and shit.
Just lost my virginity to a £13.68 prostitute. What should be the first record I listen to after this experience?
>>59842300
short of actualy turning it off to post, i don't think so
>>59842319
>£13.68 prostitute
where?
>>59842300
edit the script and comment out the function call which posts your flag to the server
>>59842319
>£13.68
you lost your virginity to waitrose cherry tomatos?
>edit the script and comment out the function call which posts your flag to the server
>>59842319
>£13.68
What the fuck did you pay her for? To briefly look at you? Or did you pay the ugliest most diseased ridden bint from Norwich?
>>59842319
>£13.68 prostitute
please explain further
>>59842314
sure
http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Wiki
>>59842314
>making a website about /brit/ culture when you're this fucking new
kys
>>59842379
his mom
>>59842319
bring me to life by evanescence
unironically thought stephen hawking was a yank because his voice thing has a yank accent
>>59842314
reddit: the post
fuck off back there
>>59842321
I really don't want a psuedo trip, but it will probably be worth it just to filter pakiboo. My overall experince in /brit/ has plummeted since he became a frequent poster. The autism is palpable, he's worse than weebposters.
might see Nas soon
posh chinless twat on the chase.
can't mummy and daddy pay for your party? ya?
>>59842419
reminds me of vanilla wow pvp videos
'sex' 'societally shunned tihng to do' 'lower price than expected' lads
now gimme some (you)s
>>59842433
you cant filter him
Right lads
Pyrazolam's arrived and I've bought some johnnies
Plan is to double bag 2 or 3 pills and hide them up my arse, maybe take one before security to ease my nerves
Then go in the toilet about 30 mins before my flight and unwrap my pooey surprise and take the pills all in one go or save one for the actual flight
Want to have a decent escape plan for the condom if I get pulled aside and frisked, like a quick pull out and swallow the contents before they catch on to what I'm doing
Thoughts on this whole procedure?
>>59842369
VERY good post, audible laughed.
>>59842059
>>59842118
I'm still here mate.
>>59842433
he's not autistic. he's just severely mentally ill. personality disorder is the most likely condition i reckon. bit of histrionic PD as well.
back from work lads
>>59842356
>>59842369
>>59842378
>>59842379
>HUR DUR HUR TRIPS MAKE SHIT POSTS
friendly reminder these people posted the exact same thing as me.
going rate is £200 p/h min here
>>59842433
you can't filter reddit flags, you have to just ignore their posts
How's /gf2016/ going lads?
>>59842397
>>59842428
I've been coming here for over 4 years now lads. Sorry I don't spend every waking moment here you daft cunts, which is partly a reason I'm making the wiki.
>>59842477
>>59842515
you can actually
>>59842505
>4chan discovers thing
>other people use thing as well
>newfags come to 4chan after seeing thing
>Hello, Reddit!
lmao
>>59842493
>personality disorder is the most likely condition i reckon
how specific
do not press the reply button and use the keyboard to author a comment
>>59842451
£200
cowardly fucking cunt
>>59842444
saw him last year
>>59842559
Post fucking machines
might see russell howard in june
*rubs my eyes*
*gets out of bed*
Trips are literally retarded. If you want to be known for your posts go to reddit or another message board.
