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Pulled a hammy edition
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crayon pop
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maisie
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Tesco lad willy
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never ever touched a girl lads
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>>59840540
so why are you giving me shit? I said I had enough dex from the start?

I'm not planning on using magic and shit as this is my first ever playthrough, was just going to stick with vit, end, str
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if you're not straight and white i will never associate myself with you
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yui
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Post your mobile number and I'll call you.
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>>59840657
Poleaboo likes her dress
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>>59840657
maisie

>>59840681
what? no you didn't, you only talked about vit, end, and str and because you had 19 str which is more than enough to 2h it i assumed you didn't have enough dex
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>>59840622
>if you have beyond superficial knowledge of anything, you pretty much realize that /his/, /biz/, /pol/, and /v/ are all fucking awful

fixed
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The poleaboo meme is getting really stale
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>>59840691
You'll be begging for Poleaboos bp soon enough
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>>59840625
Do you think that butthurt paki ever posts anythoing other than greentext with a fedora image? He seems to only post the same ones over and over too. OCD paki?
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Might also become a trap desu.
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post bp
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>>59840657

Ugly as fuck
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poleaboo is deranged

>>59840719
>big narstie
noty
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>>59840753
it's poleaboo
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>>59840753
>Do you think that butthurt paki ever posts anythoing other than greentext with a fedora image? He seems to only post the same ones over and over too. OCD paki?
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>>59840719
see >>59840150 - I said I have 13 dex, doesn't matter cheers for the advice any way

keep fucking fat rolling, only got 14 end
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>poleaboo is deranged
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>4 goysheckels to reserve a seat

transavia truly is low-cost
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>>59840795
fuck off
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W E L S H
E
L
S
H

You speak Welsh? I don't. Let's talk.
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Literally every slag that gets shitposted around here I find repulsive. Bet it the AyyLmao Maise or any other GoT bint, or the fucking K/J-Pop cunts, even randos like that Catholic Slut. If you have ever posted an image of any of them on this board - a board educated to British culture, kill your self my man.
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Seriously sick of this poleaboo gimmick

haha lad yeah dressing like a girl haha so funny ye
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>>59840757
>also
Poleaboo wishes to remind you that traps and trans are not the same thing
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>Do you think that butthurt paki ever posts anythoing other than greentext with a fedora image? He seems to only post the same ones over and over too. OCD paki?
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overwatch lads
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>>59840814
after i suggested you level your dex you mong
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>>59840829
lllylllallgll llllallgrhfgdnftyhyjt ggogogohlllalwll
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>>59840829
Too busy fucking sheep to talk to Frogs friendo.
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>>59840831
fuck off
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>>59840831
Do you like me?

>>59840835
It's not supposed to be funny
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>>59840829

are there any trees in Wales?
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>>59840866
yeah but then you kept giving me shit
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>>59840907
yeah
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>>59840898
>>59840901

When did /brit/ become a tranny general?
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Need a bf
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>>59840912
because you're a retard who can't read and thus didn't realize you could use the zwei at your current stats by 2 handing
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>>59840889
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>>59840898
Seeing this pic has given Poleaboo the resolve he needed to say NO to getting a takeaway

I will reach me goal weight
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>>59840775
>>59840817
Huh. It literally is poleaboo. Why am I not in the slightest surprised? Everything makes sense now. The severe levels of autism between OCD hat posting and making a fake online personality match up for sure.

How worthless would your life have to be? Honestly.
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>>59840898
would love to wrap her hair around in my hand and pull her head back whilst I'd absolutely rag her senseless from behind
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>>59840921

that's nice
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>>59840935
what game are you talking about?
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>>59840936
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Fucking cringe every time I read the name.
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>>59840936
>4chan with a capital C

Mong
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>>59840935
because it's my first time lad, I'm only just at undead parish allow it
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>>59840977
dark souls

>>59841001
ok well glad you know now
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>>59840928
cornwall
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>>59840980
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>>59840994
p...
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>>59840928
hi:3
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>uni lecturers are striking again

cheeky cunts
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Can't even begin to fabricate such pathetic depravity.
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>Everything makes sense now. The severe levels of autism between OCD hat posting and making a fake online personality match up for sure.
>How worthless would your life have to be? Honestly.
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>>59841024
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I'd like to remind you lads that /brit/ is NOT a racist general

Thank you
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>>59840864
looks a bit shit tbqhwyf
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I think we should give REAL communism a go
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>>59841058
lecturers aren't lecturing at this time of the year
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>>59841058
>striking when exams are on and nobody has lectures


nice one
good strike
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>>59841065
is the irony of what you do lost on you?
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>>59841065
>defending it
Feel bad for trying to give you advice now :/
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just caught a girl checking me out and I beta'd the fuck out

;-;
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Charli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfAqtFuGjWM
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>>59841077
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>>59841065
smelly paki
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>Ladies and gentleman, I will conclude Colossus EP with the last track and that is my biggest succesful sub experiments, Autonomus. It was far more difficult to make this one, but pulled it out. The question was: how much dense sub can be and have gaps on speaker systems where 16" and 18" cones need time to settle?
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>>59841091
fuck off wog
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>>59841113
it's a gimmick you dip

>>59841109
>>59841135

not even poleaboo desu
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>>59840868
Is that you Daffyd?

>>59840907
Yes. Wales is not Iceland.
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>Even in his made up fantasies he's too beta to talk to women
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>>59841091
name one ''great'' nation that built bridges instead of walls
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lads
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>>59841059
A fine addition to my fedora folder, perhaps the crowning jewel
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>>59841130
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It seems that pretty much every other community on 4chan I've been on has been ruined by trips apart from /brit/. Poleaboo doesn't count cause everyone hates him.
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>>59841161
>Daffyd

it's Davin you twat
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>>59840820
Do you know how French people drink coffee from a bowl, how do i go about doing it? Just looked through the cupboard and saw one of those bowl i got from France made for drinking coffee. Do i make the coffee in some special way or something, feels weird making coffee in a bowl.
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Pakiboo and Lickdicki in one thread. See you later, then.
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>>59841107
>>59841108

yeah but they're still kicking up a fuss

they did it last year despite only having 50% approval from 10% of those that voted within their union, disgusting

they refused to hand back any of the student's work until the admin sorted their pay out, taking it out on us because they're having issues with their boss
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>>59841158
>not even poleaboo desu
you don't even need to be you're still a fucking retard
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>>59841182
cheers for acknowledging I'm not that bad la'

i try my best to be one of the people.
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>>59841182
everywhere else on 4chan is shit
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>>59841181
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>>59841135
>smelly paki
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>there are people who STILL haven't filtered 190kg
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>>59841225
/trans/ is good tbf
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boi... poochie.....

P U C C I

poochie...

boipucci....
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>>59841230
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>>59841179
>3 rapes
media hysteria and right wingers exaggerating
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>>59841130
was a good show.
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>tfw no Lady Leshurr gf
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>>59841223
No, its just you're irrelevant. I hate all people who use tripcodes. I'm talking about stuff like the "imcute" cunts and r9k camwhores.
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woke up this morning with terrible diarrhoea

hope it goes away before the exam tomorrow tqh
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>>59841182
lickshit is a complete mong, so are the other trips. even ironic trips are shit.
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>>59841203
think it's because some people like to dip their croissants/buttered bread in a bowl of café au lait (coffee with milk?)
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>>59841263
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>>59841290
she's horrific tier la'

like shit man you can have her.

>>59841300
>No, its just you're irrelevant
we all are la'

we all die one day and get forgotten
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>THE LOCAL PAKI GANG
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>>59841265
yeah only 3 rapes.
they should stop being drama queens
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>>59841233
smelly stinky paki
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>>59841318
Will try it tomorrow morning, bought some croissants.
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>>59841313
I know, I agree as well, but they don't have much impact on the community apart from craven but thank fuck hes gone.
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>>59841322
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how do you make money on the side lads?

give us some ideas
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Currently drinking a coffee from my Nespresso machine, going to have a cig afterwards.

What should I have to eat? There's a Waitrose fairly close or I could order something.
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>>59841318
That sounds tasty
Is espresso more popular than coffee?
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>>59841391
tory wanker
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>>59841381
ask for tips
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>>59841380
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>>59841366
>smelly stinky paki
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mfw I cum inside a white gurl and pass her around the lads
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>>59840831
>educated
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liking these photos to be honest
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>>59841427
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>95.3% of Icelands entire population tuned in to watch Eurovision
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>syrian man with 20 children has had permission to be reunited with 17 of them but only one of his three wives

WHY DIDN'T HE PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT?
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>>59841475
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>>59841458
FONT
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>>59841419
Can't order one of those from dominos, any other suggestions? x
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HORRIFIC
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>>59841265
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/7557/germany-rape-migrants-crisis

>Police in Cologne received more than 1,000 complaints from women, including 454 reports of sexual assaults, related to New Year's Eve. Police in Hamburg received complaints from 351 women, including 218 reports of sexual assault that took place on the same evening.

Nah. Why was there not this many reports of sexual assault before the migrant crisis? They can't help themselves.
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>>59840657

God I'd love to cum in her nostrils
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>people STILL believe in global warming
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Portillo on BBC2 is pretty comfy viewing.
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>>59841528
BETRAYAL
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>>59841375
good lad
>>59841405
well i don't like coffee myself so i'm not sure really
think the basic is regular coffee and them most cafés also offer expresso
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>>59841531
sexual assault =/= rape
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>>59841521
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>God I'd love to cum in her nostrils
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had a panic attack during and after my exam

reckon i passed though so its alright (was panicking thinking i failed but when i calmed down i realised i probably passed)
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>>59840657
i have to admit maise is pretty much the master of making yourself not look like total shit
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>>59841589
aha nice one lad grats on passing your GCSEs
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>>59841589
nose was bleeding and shit
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>>59841571
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>>59840657

why dis bitch look like quasimodo lmao like nigga duntchu have to go ring the bells of naughtry dam
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>global warming isnt real
>humans didnt come from africa
>we fought on the wrong side in ww2
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>>59841381
invest in knee pads
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>6 (You)s

neat
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>>59841662
all me
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>>59841604
nah masters degree enit

grades don't matter but still want a B.
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>>59841637
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>>59841681
>B

fuck off A-level literal child
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Business idea: sent Poleaboo to Eurovision next year.

>We'll win because Europeans WILL vote for a Muslim tranny
>Poleaboo can show his victims that he has a sensitive, artistic side and win back his victims
>Poleaboo will be too busy to come back to /brit/
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>>59841686
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>>59841696
I did genuinely fantasise about competing at Eurovision in girl mode
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>>59841681

>hoping for a B

lmao retard who /firstclasshonours/ here
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>>59841696
*invests in it*
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>>59841734
WTF spoilers?
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C-Could you guys give me my islands back?

T-They were nice
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get out cunt youre not getting your islands back
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>>59841696
Ah, intriguing.

You know what? I'm in.

*invests*
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both of you fuck off
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>>59841784
fuck you, Sven
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>>59841734
Nice
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>>59841681
is it worth doing a masters?
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>>59841570
So what, groping women, pulling on their hair, and the actual rapes that were commited by the migrants. That's all okay is it?

>Oh don't worry sir, your wife wasn't penetrated during the assault
>The gang of north Africans just pulled her around, groped at her breasts and called her a slut
>It only happened to your wife and more than 400 others
>You'll just have to excuse them, different culture you see

I can't believe how fucking retarded lefties are. Can you not just acknowledge for a second that you are literally defending a group of people that rape and sexually assault women. You honestly have something wrong with your brain.
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seeing the new xmen after my last exam tomorrow

mainly going for sophie
ama
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Why do Portuguese people sound like Russians?
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All your islands belong to USA
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>>59841759
>island filled with brits
>happends to be off the coast of argentina
>AYYO DIS ISLANDS NEAR ME DAT MAKES IT MINE GIBS ME DAT WHITE BOI
literally nigger logic
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>>59841690
>>59841742
'merit'

got first class in my undergrad ngl, but this masters is difficult and i walked out of the exam room with blood running down my nose.

mind you I reckon i may well have scored near perfect on one section, done average in another 2 sections and fucked one section.

on average that gives me a pass (but this is only half a unit)
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>>59841784

Hey, at least i fought back when other cultures tried to take my country, i didnt get a "Refugees welcome" sing.
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>>59841879
Fantastic post
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pulled my hammy playing snooker lads
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>>59841879

Didnt you do that to Texas? :^l
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>>59841865
you're replying to poleaboo
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>>59841865
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I WON'T RETURN ANY OF YOUR COMPACT DISCS
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ate three big hot dogs for tea with ketchup and mustard mmmm ;)
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Lads I'm thinking of making a website dedicated entirely to the culture and memes of /brit/ and maybe other generals. Stuff is actually really complicated, must confuse the fuck out of newfags. I'm talking about everything, like Poleaboo, tripfags, the personalities here, fedoraposting, stupid phrases like gimmick and FOY etc.

What do you think?
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>>59841647
Shekelburger
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>>59842004
no
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>agressor bunx is releasing on a RAM sublabel
oh deer
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>>59841759
You mean the ones that historically, you have less claim to than the UK, France, and Spain. The ones populated with British citizens that wish to remain British? The ones we told you you could not have, you tried to take, and we destroyed you to take back?

No. They're ours.
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>>59842004
Kanker
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>>59842004
Do it. It would be funny to see it all written down desu.
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>>59841681
>>59841839
answer this now pls.
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It's ten past 5. Does anyone remember the Swifty gimmick?
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>>59842027

Y-You could just have said no :^(
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Finally got a job lads, feeling good. My Mum will probably be a little less disappointed in me.
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>>59842055
depends on what you want to do in life.
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>>59842059
I'd forgotten about it until you mentioned it. Glad he's fucked off. I'd rather Zac trip.
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>>59842090
FONT
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>>59841865
>I can't believe how fucking retarded lefties are. Can you not just acknowledge for a second that you are literally defending a group of people that rape and sexually assault women. You honestly have something wrong with your brain.
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>>59842016
Okay. Why?

>>59842028
I don't really follow /NEDERAAD/ desu. Could other lads help with shit like that?

>>59842044
Yes I agree. It would also include historic /brit/ moments like the catholic Slut visiting and even the most obscure shit like the Wakefield poster who thinks he's a boxer.
>>
>>59842092
another year of dossing about
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>>59841975
Are we just assuming that literally every retarded post in the thread is poleaboo now?
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>>59842152
>doesn't have extra flags

FONC
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>>59842152
reddit flags is useful like that
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>>59841759
>>59841922
>>59841963
>>59842065
Thatcher anted to nuke you. Thank god that witch is dead
>>
>>59842004
wish i could go back to a time where i first started posting here 2bh
>>
>>59842004
I'm pretty sure this was already done
>>
tied up in my straight jacket again haha
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>>59842138
pakiboo out
>>
giving up on this module tbqh lads
>>
played rounders today
>>
genuinely think I would've killed myself years ago if it wasn't for /brit/
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haha got a new gimmick boys

its swifty hahaha
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>>59842090

what kind of job? Congrats
>>
>>59842184
>yanks have the same feelings as working class brits who couldnt see past themselves

Just why.
>>
>>59842248
FONT
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>>59842004
use a wiki template so people can add/update.
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>>59842181
Alright, I'm doing it. Is there a way I can have them but not show my county and just see other peoples? I don't really want a psuedo trip, at all.
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>>59842275
you're so boring lad
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For my website could you lads explain to me what the fucking FONT meme is?

>>59842216
Same here. Everything was so fucking strange.

>>59842221
Really? link please. I know that Thailads site has a bit of his website including Trips, but other than that idk.

>>59842279
Thailad? If you don't mind could you give me some advise? Since you're a whizzkid and shit.
>>
Just lost my virginity to a £13.68 prostitute. What should be the first record I listen to after this experience?
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>>59842300
short of actualy turning it off to post, i don't think so
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>>59842319
>£13.68 prostitute
where?
>>
>>59842300
edit the script and comment out the function call which posts your flag to the server
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>>59842319
>£13.68
you lost your virginity to waitrose cherry tomatos?
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>edit the script and comment out the function call which posts your flag to the server
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>>59842319
>£13.68

What the fuck did you pay her for? To briefly look at you? Or did you pay the ugliest most diseased ridden bint from Norwich?
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>>59842319
>£13.68 prostitute

please explain further
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>>59842314
sure

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Wiki
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>>59842314
>making a website about /brit/ culture when you're this fucking new

kys
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>>59842379
his mom
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>>59842319
bring me to life by evanescence
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unironically thought stephen hawking was a yank because his voice thing has a yank accent
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>>59842314
reddit: the post

fuck off back there
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>>59842321
I really don't want a psuedo trip, but it will probably be worth it just to filter pakiboo. My overall experince in /brit/ has plummeted since he became a frequent poster. The autism is palpable, he's worse than weebposters.
>>
might see Nas soon
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posh chinless twat on the chase.

can't mummy and daddy pay for your party? ya?
>>
>>59842419
reminds me of vanilla wow pvp videos
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'sex' 'societally shunned tihng to do' 'lower price than expected' lads

now gimme some (you)s
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>>59842433
you cant filter him
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Right lads

Pyrazolam's arrived and I've bought some johnnies

Plan is to double bag 2 or 3 pills and hide them up my arse, maybe take one before security to ease my nerves

Then go in the toilet about 30 mins before my flight and unwrap my pooey surprise and take the pills all in one go or save one for the actual flight

Want to have a decent escape plan for the condom if I get pulled aside and frisked, like a quick pull out and swallow the contents before they catch on to what I'm doing

Thoughts on this whole procedure?
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>>59842369
VERY good post, audible laughed.
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>>59842059
>>59842118
I'm still here mate.
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>>59842433
he's not autistic. he's just severely mentally ill. personality disorder is the most likely condition i reckon. bit of histrionic PD as well.
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back from work lads
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>>59842356
>>59842369
>>59842378
>>59842379

>HUR DUR HUR TRIPS MAKE SHIT POSTS

friendly reminder these people posted the exact same thing as me.
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going rate is £200 p/h min here
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>>59842433
you can't filter reddit flags, you have to just ignore their posts
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How's /gf2016/ going lads?
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>>59842397
>>59842428
I've been coming here for over 4 years now lads. Sorry I don't spend every waking moment here you daft cunts, which is partly a reason I'm making the wiki.
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>>59842477
>>59842515

you can actually
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>>59842505
>4chan discovers thing
>other people use thing as well
>newfags come to 4chan after seeing thing
>Hello, Reddit!

lmao
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>>59842493
>personality disorder is the most likely condition i reckon

how specific
>>
do not press the reply button and use the keyboard to author a comment
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>>59842451
£200

cowardly fucking cunt
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>>59842444
saw him last year
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>>59842559
Post fucking machines
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might see russell howard in june
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*rubs my eyes*

*gets out of bed*
>>
Trips are literally retarded. If you want to be known for your posts go to reddit or another message board.
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>>59842559
where's my signed infected mushroom merch you cunt
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>>59842482
*dials 999*
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Finished work, not long now until my little 18 hear old cum slut arrives, gonna be a fun night lads what will you be up to x
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>>59842500
what are you on about?
>>
Saw Chubby Brown. He was complete fucking shit absolutely disgusting content. Such humour should be banned in 2016.
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I NEED a Finnish gf
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>>59842602
>Trips are literally retarded. If you want to be known for your posts go to reddit or another message board.


being an anon on 4chan is retarded, if the option for trip is there why don't you use so we can build a better community.
>>
back from back lads
>>
*rubs my willy*

*gets out of bed*
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>>59842622

going "out" with "the lads"
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>>59842622
Browsing 4chan and drinking on my couch

Also 18 isn't impressive, come back when you've got a 16 year old
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>>59842494
good day?
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ah yes
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>>59842657
Yes, only because you wished it were
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*accepts my death*
>>
>>59842604
fuck off normie
>>
>>59842642
finland = ayy lmao
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>>59842549
he's got a bit of everything - which is why personality disorder is vague term.

essentially he's got maladaptive behaviour which deeply impacts his relationships and normal functioning but lacks any insight into his problems and thusly blames the world for him being a dangerous sociopathic stalker.
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>>59842678
I am literally magic
>>
You guys take in asylum seekers? An autistbspams our general with the obituaries of children
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>>59842651

>couch

fuck off yank
>>
>>59842642
bet thats euroshopper in that cup
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>>59842734
Not once we leave the EU
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>>59842734
swede?
>>
>>59842702
but how do we stop him, doctor?
>>
>>59842702
I don't understand how you could know the details of my story and still side against me
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>>59842735
Okay, fine.

sofa
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>>59842671
I really cannot understand why he does this, surely he must be aware that he's not fooling anyone.
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>>59842643
Tripcodes aren't meant for you to try and gain notoriety they are to verify that you are who you say you are in contexts where that is relevant.
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>England and Wales fans will not be allowed to drink alcohol in Lens around their sides' Euro 2016 game after a 24-hour ban was put in place following objections from the local Muslim community.
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>>59842750
He's nonironicly half-jewish
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Spoke to a few remain voters today lads.

Learnt that remain voters are unpatriotic cucks and want Europe to control the UK, and look forward to when we become one big nation.

Also they were rasheeds.
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>>59842772
He was probably doing it as a laugh, you autistic mong.
>>
>>59842004
No! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
>>59842279
Of course you would be on board. Would you feature it on your own personal Thailadâ„¢ website? Personally endorsed by Thailadâ„¢?

cunt
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>>59842818
Yes
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>>59842790
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>>59842798
>not wanting europe to be one big nation

would be nice 2bh
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>>59842516
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>>59842532
/brit/ wasn't a thing in 2012 you mong
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>>59842772
He wants to properly be in the picture and not blocked by the dude in front of him..
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>>59842790

source?
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>>59842808
he does it in normal team photos though
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>>59842784
no that's in your opinion

imo Moot created tripcodes so we could build better communities, learn who we're speaking to and have meet ups.

It's not my fault everyone is retarded and doesn't use a trip in order to be an edgelord hipster child.
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>7 new posts
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>>59842808
He literally does it all the time, you paki nonce

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ronaldo+tiptoes&biw=1159&bih=659&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiorO7ekfPMAhWEDMAKHSWIBOoQ_AUIBigB
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>>59842855
Ah yes less democracy will be good.
>>
>>59842834
shithouse cunt.
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>>59842857
ikr <3
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>>59842862
/brit/ are refugees from /sp/
t.Cadfael
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>>59842904
I can see my house from here
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>>59842887
yes he does, he's prolific
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Why can't affairs be managed on the local level with direct democracy?
>>
discuss
>>
W T F ?
T
F
?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3173378/Cristiano-Ronaldo-Real-Madrid-forward-stands-tip-toes-team-photo-bid-make-look-taller-ahead-Manchester-City-win.html
>>
>>59842898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3OTgTyujtE
>>59842924
petulant lollygager
>>
hey roastbeefs, can I move in?
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>>59842904
w- what
>>
>>59842752

not a doctor but i have a background in health care - mental health included.

well, it will be hard really.

his family dont seem to give a shit about him and just let him stagnate in his room all day and just ignore his cutting scars. but they're mudshits so i dont expect any different really. as long as he isn't causing a fuss and doesn't rock the boat then its all good for them. deeply irresponsible but hey, its only their son right? lol muslims.

ribena himself literally cannot accept he's a deeply damaged human and his life wont get any better until he accepts this. its literally the first step.

i would suggest someone - no idea who though - making a referral to his local Assertive Outreach Team where they can hopefully instil some insight for him and chip away at his histrionic shell.
>>
cat was meowing at me loudly from my bed so I swivelled round to look at her and she jumped on my lap :3
>>
>>59842998
limp wristed, gok wan sounding, fairy prat.
>>
>>59842818
FUCK YOU CUNT

>>59842862
Originally in /sp/ you mong. However I will admt there was a period last year when I didn't come here at all. When I came back I was like who's Craven.
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>>59843057
>>
>>59842887
>>59842908
Maybe he's doing it for a laugh in team photos too you autistic mongs.
>>
>>59842926
Wiki says he's 22. How is that possible?
>>
http://wesaystay.uk/

>commieslut and george V are still up
>>
Would say my favourite grime song is probably Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzy Rascal
>>
>>59843109
obviously isnt you autistic mong
>>
>>59843035
>get him sectioned
got it.. who has his address?
>>59843071
foul mouthed renegade buffoon!
>>
>>59843113
genetic lottery
>>
almost considering getting a pass because of these ridiculous captchas but i'm also worried i'll get it banned haha
>>
>>59843109
Ronnie, pls. You're an insecure faggot manlet.
>>
>>59843080
you're a fucking lump of shit though mate. it's an awful idea. if you knew the first thing about /brit/ it's that we hate jf's and newcomers. they are essentially migrants, filth. just fuck off. I bet your the cunt that posts extracts from /brit/ on reddit all the time. fucking do one.
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>>59843127
>Owen Jones
>>
>>59843185
dormers mentioned
>>
>>59843148
Poleaboo has a pass, it makes fedora posting much easier

Was agony when I got a 30 day ban though

Be careful
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>>59843113
Do you think he looks older?
>>59843155
So?
>>
>>59843145
I've never been a lucky guy… ( ._.)
>>
>>59843143
nah but seriously i dont like and i think you're a self absorbed cunt. could just be a little bit less of that?
>>
>>59843197
westmids does it a lot too
https://www.misleddit.com/u/greencheesewizard/

>got my ebin tinder joke
>>
>>59843237
you mean keiran?
>>
>>59843204
>Do you think he looks older?
Yeah, I guess. I think he look manlier.
>>
>Get the feeling of needing a massive poo
>The poo only ends up being a single poop the size of a paracetamol pill
>>
*creeps up on you*
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>>59843199
>Poleaboo has a pass, it makes fedora posting much easier
>>
>>59843228
no
>>59843258
thought his name was Callum
>>
>>59843261
Manly Teutonic genes ;_;
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thailad check out how well my tinder is doing mate
>>
>>59843185
Fuck you dumb cunt eat shit and die, I've been coming here before you were born and I aint no jf.

I legit only go on reddit at work, and only the /r/uk subs.
>>
>>59843200
lads got a lot of wrinkles for his age
>>
>>59841866
She fit lad?
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>>59843290
Thinking of his brother desu
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>>59843207
we all ktf
>>
>>59842974
me on the top
>>
>>59843301
it only takes one girl m8
>>
>>59843000
If you're not black or paki, and you're legal then I don't see a problem.
>>
>>59843301
Are You gonna message her or what soft cunt
>>
>>59843266
>poop

fuck off yank
>>
>>59843347
>>59843301
Only takes one girl to crush your dreams forever and make you a bender
>>
>>59843343
you are or I was?

cryptic
>>
>>59843356
marxists OUT
>>
>>59843297
What about we go for a safari in Germany?

>>59843333
>3333
That's too many 3's for a single swede, innit?
>>
>>59843383
I was
>>
>>59843312
Ah yes, VERY impressiv. You're trolling. well, you got me. good job.
>>
>>59843383
link to your site pls faggt

how tight are the ladyboys btw?
>>
>>59843199
How long ago did poleaboo get this 30 day ban?

Did poleaboo wait this out or evade this as I don't remember seeing poleaboo disappear for a month
>>
having a wank
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>>59843237
why is he such a paki/nigger loving cuck
>>
>>59843352
no I do not plan on it. liz looks like a right cunt
>>
>>59843453
>>59843453
>>59843453
>>59843453
>>59843453
>>
>>59843408
I'm not trolling (though I am a master at it, you will never know). Completely serious. You probably don't even remember fatcam you dumb cunt.
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>>59843394
Yes please.
>>
>>59843422
The pass remembers your ip so you can still post if you reset your ip but your pass will still be banned until the 30 days are up
>>
>>59843342
yeah
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>>59843478
He reminds me of your own Ben Aldridge.
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>>59843471
Silk cut, Labour.

Honestly, just fuck off. Go start your own board with Thailadâ„¢, and personally endorse with a helicopter and billions of flyers. Make a wiki about that, leave us alone, there's already enough fucking mongs here.
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