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School memories edition
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cara
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Don't ignore me you cunts.
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IGNORE HIM
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Why is almost every gay couple on TV some upper middle class people with fancy well paid jobs living in a really expensive, shiny apartment with fine art all over the walls?
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NEED Tesco lad's willy
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Do not reply to him.
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>>59837326
Great post, really enjoyed reading it
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>>59837270
Like that fag on Corrie who works in the knicker factory and behind the bar? Lodges in a fucking 2-bed terrace house and shits out back in a bucket?
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enjoying all these universities having referendums on the NUS and disaffiliating with it desu
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Haha really like this funny picture so I thought I would send it to you x

Kevin in hospital how your exams go?

Love, granny
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>>59837339
>almost
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>>59837224

One day everyone will be forced to go and see a movie whether they like it or not, the new Ghostbusters is just the start of it.

>>59837270
>59837270

No kids
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>>59837093
Seriously though I'm gay and hate tokenism, like don't just make an established character gay for no reason. Actually write a well written character who just happens to be gay.

>>59837270
>Why is almost every gay couple on TV some upper middle class people with fancy well paid jobs living in a really expensive, shiny apartment with fine art all over the walls?
What like the murderer Ben Mitchell on EastEnders and his BF?
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lads is this a serious or joke post

i can't tell
>>59834688
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found out the gf has a 4chan
don't know what do with with that, she's a psychopath in love with the deep web and she's actually just trying to kill me
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>>59837387
whatever
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>>59837270
Can't have kids and don't adopt at a high rate so can focus on career and spend money on themselves
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>>59837357
Give example then.
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>>59837300
O, another ausflag got b& recently for drink driving, thought you were him. I hear you tho lad. my biggest problem right now is I keep detoxing for a couple of days and getting back on it. This is apparently really bad for you.

Fuck AA though. Need a real councillor or something, I'm not sure. Hope you/we figure it out.
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>>59837270
Like Aaron on Emmerdale who works at a scrapyard and lives above a pub?
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>>59837351
This gimmick has potential
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>mfw I have no sense of purpose in life
>I feel unfulfilled
>Constantly bored
>Have no ambitions or passions
>Stuck in a shit retail job, dreaming of escaping, but have no idea what I want to escape to
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>tfw your country didn't have cute school uniforms

why even live
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>>59837384
wew is this real. She's actually legitimately pretty (ish) and probably should be doing something better with her time than b8ing /brit/posters
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>>59837224
post more pics lik dis pls, comrade
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>>59837435
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>>59837457
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>>59837457
Its dependent on school, mate
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>>59837435
join the merchant navy
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>>59837471
Genuinely got desperate and searched indeed for the role to apply to it
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>>59837224
me on the right
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>>59837480
it's russia and the uniform is not mandatory in most of schools
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>>59837270
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dinks.asp
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Lizard people lads
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Wonder how WW1 trench veterans would react to young people playing a game of their horrific existence in the trenches.
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the thing I miss most from high school is the upskirts
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>>59837391
Aight lad cheers, might try and find truffles. Never had a psychedelic drug before.
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How many girls from around the world have you kissed?

1 Polish
1 Norwegian
1 Finnish
1 Estonian
1 French
1 Spanish
2 English
1 Austrian
1 South Korean
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>>59837547
Dunno, it keeps the war relevant as WWI is often overlooked.

But it also romanticises one of the worst moments in history, for soldiers anyway.
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>>59837482
i don't know a single school here that has school uniforms
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>>59837561
>Number of undocumented immigrants is lowest it's been in 12 years

How do they know that if they're undocumented?
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>>59837547
dont think any of them are alive anymore
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>>59837561
TRUMPTARDS BTFO, POL ON SUICIDE WATCH
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how much of a ball ache is it to get gear from the deep web?
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>>59837561

drumpf on pooicide watch
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might get out of bed
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>>59837615
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>>59837602
1 English
1 Yank
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>>59837595
>tfw trousers
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>>59837598
a lot of the smartshops will still sell the actual fruits (mushrooms) under the counter, although highly illegal, in amsterdam anyway.

t. amsterdam regular
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>>59837602
0 hahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahajhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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Lads is there really going to be civil war in Europe in my lifetime?
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>>59837602
0

Kissed a Qatari boy and 3 English boys tho
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>>59837661
did you go to a lezzer school or what?
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>>59837654
Excuse me?
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>>59837602
>>59837660
FONT
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>>59837651
good idea
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>>59837661
>tfw girls in those tight black school trousers with the seam that goes up their crack
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>>59837561
>>59837625
>>59837644
Don't care about Trump but anything about Obama on the economy is utterly pointless

Obama became president in the middle of the financial crisis, so improving the country in any way would look like a giant improvement where he's created billions of jobs, when its not even pre-crisis
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>>59837682
Not if you neck yourself tonight, lad.
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Lol!!!
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>>59837704
need a glass of water
still hanging a bit
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>>59837602
5 English
1 Welsh
1 Manx
1 German
like I don't even know how many Koreans over 20 at least
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>>59837618
Well that's exactly why I wondered that.

>>59837608
Yeah I think this new game made me realise how tasteless war games actually are, never thought about it before until they made one of WW1.
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>>59837690
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>>59837727
sent ;)
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>>59837726
Tone suggests it's against the machines, but text appears to be in favour

Puzzling
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>>59837750
received
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>>59837682
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_Wars

Were you not alive during this?
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>>59837690
fontsheed
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>>59837602
0

By the way this is why the meme of "there's a girl for ever man" or whatever is a myth. The top group of men get like 5x the amount of women compared to other men, and a lot of men are left with nothing.
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>>59837728
>>59837727
FONT
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>>59837726
not a fan of those, they're too slow
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>France is running out of petrol
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>>59837252
lad
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>>59837749
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>>59837784
your parents found each other didn't they?
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>>59837734
I know what you mean mate, we're told so much about WWII throughout our lives that we become slightly detatched to it, to me at least. It's generic in movies, etc etc and it's taught from like age 6 in school.

WWI is heavily overlooked in both aspects, so it has left a bad taste in my mouth.
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>>59837602
1 England
2 Wales
1 America
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Why do working-class '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' feel the need to fucking spit in the street all the time?
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lads i literally now i remember i had a gay dream i was taking it up the bum, thanks to >>59837690
wow probably first of those dont even watch gay porn or anything hmmmm
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>>59837784
He's talking about kissing not marriage you mong.
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>being old enough to remember the Croat/Bosnian/Kosovan wars

alri grandad
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>>59837696
Girls wore arse-huggers though
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>>59837726
amazing that the american working class actually gets paid peanuts and defends it with worshiping corporations lmao
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going to write a stand up joke right now
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>>59837772
Some arab men are hot desu, he wasn't Muslim :^)
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>>59837710
Hahaha good one desu senpai.

>>59837771
I'm 18 and I don't even remember the fucking thing. I'm talking about the race war you see shitposted on /pol/ and /r9k/, is that really happening?
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>>59837726
Those things are awesome.
Really like the scan as you shop things in Tesco too
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>>59837829
tbf i never spit on the pavement/ground, just on grasspatches
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>>59837270
its not that far from reality considering that a lot of them dont have kids so double income to spend on anything
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>>59837848
quite a few poor people vote Tory round these parts too, just because it's Surrey and they feel obliged. kek.
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>>59837871
fuck off you literal child
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>>59837897
>Tories raising min wage from £6.50 to £9
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>>59837897
except the tories actually raise the minimum wage and don't rape the working classes anywhere near what the republicans do
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>>59837889
Did you know that it's possible to swallow your spit instead of spitting it out you disgusting subhuman?
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>>59837483
I tried this and got rejected because I couldn't tell port fom starboard
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what takeaway should i order lads?
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Welsh speaker wanted!
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>>59837841
Exactly you fucking idiot. It's normal for the average woman to sleep around with hundreds of guys, and those hundreds of guys with thousands of women. There's a group of men who get NOTHING because women can just pick the top group of men.
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>>59837872
for a turbautist like you, I imagine it's a divine blessing
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>>59837829
>working-class

you mean underclass you tory prick
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>>59837941
ye but when i get phlegm in my throat im not fucking swallowing it like some poof am i?
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>>59837908
Fuck off literal melt.
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>>59837956
I'm having dominos for high-tea myself desu
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ah yes lets just raise the minimum wage willy nilly nothing can go wrong
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>>59837690
commit suicide
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Lol so true
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Must suck being a betamax in a VHS world

Don't worry I'll keep the women entertained until they're ready to settle ;)
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>>59837963
>It's normal for the average woman to sleep around with hundreds of guys
Kek, if you say so mate.
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>EgyptAir Crash: Human Remains Indicate Blast

I WONDER WHO DID THIS
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think I might go gay since girls don't like me
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>>59837615
>take a sample of people
>suppose 20% are poo skins
>compare with documented immigrants suppose they take up 15% of the population
>therefore 5% are undocumented
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>>59837957
Cymru am byth desu senpai.
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>>59837963
>hundreds
30-60 max
>thousands
110 max
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>>59838007
Based Texas. Might be moving to Austin in a year or two
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>>59838007

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP *WHISTLE* WOOOOOOOOOO
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>>59838007
wish a war would break out in my cvountry so i would get a literally free green card with all expanses paid by taxpayer money
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>>59838035
go trans
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flatmate asking if i got her text

i did but i'm going to pretend i didn't ahahahahahah

not cleaning up your shit you cunt
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>>59838002
no
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>>59838032
Bet it was those fucking Buddhists again.
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>>59837941
They're trying to get the taste of cheap fags, ASDA lager and STD puss out of their mouths.
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>>59837947
are you serious
did you not even try again with a bit of studying
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>>59838035
thought this too but then realised every bender is an insufferable cunt, even worse than women
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>>59838046
Austin is literally the one cuck place in Texas though.
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made a joke lads
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>twat says he notices my reference
>didnt make a reference at all
people like this should neck themselves
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>>59838067
dont smoke, drink and im a virgin

check and mate southern nonce
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>>59838103
HAHAHAHAHAHA
good one
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>>59838063
KILL YOURSELF BENDER
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>>59838000
Remember when tony Blair introduced the minimum wage act? Lots of scare mongering around that, all small business would collapse etc. But none of it ever really happened

When people earn below the living wage they will be getting some form of in work benefits which just means the tax payer is subsidising wages for big multinational corporations
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>>59838058
that's not very socialist of you
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>>59838088
>all homos are a hivemind
"no"
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Sister's gone and got herself clinically depressed

Silly girl, first mistake was expecting good things in life and not just bring pessimistically amused if something were to occur.
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Why do so many people on /int/ want to move countries?

>I'm such a loser in this country but everything will be 100 times better when I move, r-right?!?
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>>59837672
How much do they go for lad?
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>>59838106
Oh, so you're just uncivilised then? How unfortunate for you.
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>>59838123
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>>59838133
sorry 99.9%
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Wow really makes you think
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>>59838007
Ah yes. Let's relocate them on the other side of the world and not to the countries which are closest.
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eating lime and black pepper crisps
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Lads

LADS

I have a joke

How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?

A ladder.
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>>59838148
Too young
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Poleaboo is back from his job interview

When he arrived a chavvy looking man crassly told him to fill out some forms
I detecting a patronising tone and mild disgust

One of the forms asked me to declare any unspent criminal conviction and another warned they would be conducting background checks
I pussied out and admitted to my "crime"

After I was done he invited me into his office for an interview

He didn't smile or offer any form of warmth, just told me to "shut the door"

Looking over my form he said he didn't understand what I had written under the "criminal conviction declaration" part
I told him I said something mean on the internet and got fined 300 quid

He then asked if I had been asked about my criminal background over the phone
I said yes but at that time I had lied

And then it was over, he told me that he could not progress my application any further as a clean criminal record is required

I can't even get a fucking warehouse job
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>>59838145
So many gigavirgins in Korea like that lmao
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>>59838179

HAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP *WHISTLE* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA
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>>59838152
not to be one of those fedora spamming spergs but fuck me mate, you're on /brit/ at working hours and trying to act intellectually superior to others
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This one really speaks to me
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>>59838030
>>59838043
>>59838058
>>59838145
FONT
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Been playing Overwatch

Best fps since tf2, amazing
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>>59838179
umm, who says he's christian???? bit presumptuous >:(
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>>59837602
some russian
3 ukranian
2 spanish
2 hungarian
2 arab (morocco and lybia)
1 malta
1 korean
1 uk
1 lithianian
1 venezualian
1 equadorian
1 usa-chink (she is my wife)
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>>59838151
bout the same as the truffles I think. €10 a trip sounds about right.

Google grow kits, too. Totally legal in NL, it'll arrive at your house fully colonised (ready to fruit) and you'll get a sick harvest for €30 way better value.
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>>59838222
find it a bit silly you can't hurt yourself making junkrat really fucking strong
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>>59838084
I studied the website, read work experience stories of people who previously worked in the navy, had a look at the kind of ships I'd be working on, but I never fucking thought to memorise port and starboard. I figured I'd learn that day 1.

they also mentioned how you would be awfully lonely on the ship and how I would personally deal with that. I said "I don't have many friends anyway, I'm a bit of a hermit haha"
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>not to be one of those fedora spamming spergs but fuck me mate, you're on /brit/ at working hours and trying to act intellectually superior to others
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>>59838205
Did you wear a dress?
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>>59838205
did poleaboo go to his interview dressed as a girl?
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Found a treasure trove of left wing American Facebook tier pics lads
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>tfw no accordion playing gf who's probably 35 now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2kPy_hLTI
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Lol, she snapchats me daily asking when we're going to "catch up" only spoke to her for 5 mins on tinder and got her number now this
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>>59838218
is this an argument or guns
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>>59838179
Hence why National Socialism is the way forward.
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>>59838245
Junkrat isn't even top-tier
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>>59838263
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>>59838258
nobody fucking cares
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>>59838263
Shag her
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>>59838257
>>59838256
I went wearing a white shirt and suit pants
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>>59838263
no one cares you narcissistic, characterless husk
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>Hence why National Socialism is the way forward.
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>>59838218
why is a nun talking about muslims lmao
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BRILLIANT xx
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We should accept and house as many refugees as possible. Don't listen to the racist working class and their scaremongering concerns

*returns to my mansion in a 99.9% white area where I never have to encounter any refugees ever*
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cara
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>>59838275
don't know how I fucked this up so badly
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>>59838263
>xx
>emojis

Do people actually do this?
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>>59838307
ah yes how profound and insightful

(not really kys daily mirror reader)
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>>59838063
Me in the middle.
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>>59838298
haven't lost so far playing with 2bh
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>>59838303
Ermm actually I've got loads of (You)s but nice try kid
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>>59838218
Except there is a key difference in that if America were to expel every single Muslim in the country and a Muslim was to never step foot on American soil ever again, there would be no more Islamic terror attacks. If you outlawed guns in America, gun crime would still continue regardless.
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>>59838309
this tbqh
how insecure must normies be to post their tinder/whatever screenshots to impress an audience of anonymous strangers on the internet
quite sad
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Business idea: Go to a job interview wearing a dress and when you don't get the job sue them on sexism/ discrimination. It's fail proof.
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GOTCHA
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>>59838344
Ah yes 3 games played very impressive
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>>59838338
Haha good post and by good post I mean shite post fuck off
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>>59838310
We fought on the wrong side, deal with it.
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>>59838356
this desu transphobism is a real "issue" these days
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Is it wrong that I've gone and mixed coffee and scones..?
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>>59838373
im actually really enjoying these, fucking hell. source?
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>>59838350
Yes good idea just ban an ideology/idea

That normally works really well
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I'm exactly 0 words into my 1600 word report due for tomorrow.
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>>59838145
When I move to America, my rent will be slightly cheaper and still be twice the size and more modern and liveable than most UK dregs. If I want to buy a house, I'll get a house twice the size for half the price of a UK home. Fuel is a fraction of the price as it is here. Public transport is better, the cities are better etc
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>>59838373
HAHA
nationalists BTFO XD
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>We fought on the wrong side, deal with it.
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>>59838418
>toasting scones and spreading butter on them
Kill yourself
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karl pilkington lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOdpvP1AFjM
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hate racists
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>>59838205
>being suprised that criminals aren't given warehouse jobs

you are retarded
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Hmm no I don't think I agree with what this dictator is saying

*gets arrested by gestapo for dissent*

Ahh yes very much enjoying this national socialism
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>>59838443
>Public transport is better
No it isn't.
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>>59838373
This won't happen if we Bremain because we'll be cut off from the rest of the world wahey
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>>59838428
There is not a single reason why Islam shouldn't be banned in white countries.
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>>59838350
>Except there is a key difference in that if America were to expel every single Muslim in the country and a Muslim was to never step foot on American soil ever again, there would be no more Islamic terror attacks. If you outlawed guns in America, gun crime would still continue regardless.
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>>59838443
>public transport is better in the USA
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>>59838443
>public transport is better
>the cities are better

also what's the point of having a bigger house
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>>59838335
Yeah~
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>>59838461
Tbf, if Kaiser wasnt a little pussy and actually allied George, WWI wouldve had a much better outcome and wouldve resulted in far less bloodshed.

WW2 was necessary, pan-europeanism is complete cancer.
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>>59838484
>men in the comic support trump
>women in the comic don't
ah yes very subtle
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>>59838468
Ain't got time for clotted cream too much fucking hassle, nice. but too much hassle for what it's worth.
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>>59838486
FUCK OFF, PAKI!
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>>59838489
Warehouse jobs are supposed to be the lowest run on the ladder

Besides my offence is incredibly minor
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>>59838497
Freedom of religion and civil liberty
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>if you are 25, you were 10 15 years ago
>in 15 years you will be 40 only it will feel even shorter than the other 15 years
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>>59838511
omo...
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Lol ancient, but I've never met this girl before
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>>59838477
His old stuff was better desu.
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*dusts my hands before resting them behind my back*
ah yes my magnum opus is complete
*looks down at a 100 word anecdote*
VERY impressive
*slaps the head of the typewriter back to its starting position*
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>>59838510
>also what's the point of having a bigger house

The point is that here, the houses are not worth what you pay for. Why should I get into a mortgage for £100k for a home that's smaller than my bedroom? At leas you get more for your money
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>>59838511
Can u repost this without the wingdings pls
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Listening to the global top 50 hehehehehe
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>>59838523
>FUCK OFF, PAKI!
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>>59838541
All great things when Muslims aren't involved.
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>>59838537
Looks like no one likes a creep, eh?
:^)
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>>59838350
kind of not a fair comparison

even if you outlawed islam in the USA there would be people who keep their faith secret, just like how outlawing guns would only create more criminals, not reduce gun crime

fair comparison would be if all guns were removed and no gun was ever to fire on american soil ever again, which is also an unrealistic scenario
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I'd love to live somewhere hot where I can just walk around in my shorts, t-shirt and shades all day.

Not to mention all the slags walking around in skimpy clothes.
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>>59838547
get that shit out of here
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>>59838537
they require daily searches etc.

criminals do not get warehouse jobs

this is the last reply you'll ever get off of me

t. ex warehouse security
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>>59838569
Listening to some Jpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6T0wOMsNrI
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>character GoT fans have been waiting to see for years will be played by a T*rk

o i am laffin
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>>59838576
>All great things when Muslims aren't involved.
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>"banning the burqa is unbritish"
>majority of british people want the burqa banned

Hmm...
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ah yes, trump will really make america "great" again
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>>59838561
the xfm shows were amazing
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>>59837347

was not happy when exeter voted to stay in
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>>59838570
PAKI, FUCK OFF!
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alright lads here it goes i will post my joke /soon/

everyone have a drink, mingle, lets replace the stale air of /brit/ with something more fun :)
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>>59838611
why are they copying our music style?
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Islam is an ideology not a religion
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theoretical physics exam 9am tomorrow and the lecturer only just put up PARTIAL solutions to the specimen paper (only one we have)

might be a bit f*cked
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>>59838577
>>59838607
They don't care what the offence is though

I'm not a thief, they don't know I'm a "creep"

It's the same story all over again, being judged before being tried
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>>59838564
So you're going to be in a position to buy a house in the USA?
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want to get into a fight with an attractive guy so i can completely fuck up his face forever
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>>59838593
>Ban Muslims
>Hello sir we are here to deport you for being a Muslim
>I'm not anymore
>Ok have a good day
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>>59838564
things will always be worth what people are willing to pay for it anon
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The biggest threat to the entirety of the world is white people and if you think otherwise then you are truly as ignorant, xenophobic and racist as I originally thought.
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>>59838553
me on the left
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>>59838654
Jpop is pretty weird desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9V5aByfeCM
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>>59838678
>implying you'll get a single punch in before i heem you
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>>59838625
You are an actual paki aren't you, it's part of your culture to fedorapost so no surprise there.
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>>59838645
>PAKI, FUCK OFF!
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alright lads i hope you've prepped up your laughing glands! haha!

a 1
a 2
a 1, 2, 3, 4:
so i started wanking around 10 years ago and i hit me today that for the past 10 years before climaxing my inner monologue has been saying at that split moment before i cum "and then i cum all over her fucking tits". yeah this has been happening for 10 years and i never really paid it any intention, it kind of just become white noise, but i was wanking earlier and i just realised that this had been something that has been constant in my life for 10 years. 10 years i have been saying this phrase, which isn't the type of phrase you would typically say at all. in any circumstance. to give you a grasp of this im 20 years old which means when i was 10, one of the first times i would have used a swear word would have been in the phrase "and then i cum all over her fucking tits". could you imagine the sheer face of shock some bird that you've taken back to your place, you're both drinking a bit, theres a bit of perversion in the air, you start hooking up, you're really getting into it now and then suddenly, just before you cum you say under your breath, with an air of psychopathy "and then i come on her fucking tits".
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>>59838665
You've said / done enough to appear like a weird cunt, without the trial.
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>>59838665
It might even be a bit sad if you weren't such a demented little pervert.
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>>59838593
But you'd just deport every single person from an ethnically Muslim country. Sure, you might have a few white converts that'd hide their identity but it's not like there'd be enough to ever do anything serious or proselytize their faith in a serious way.
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>>59838678
Wew lad sounds like a case of sour grapes

*Runs my hand along my long, masculine jaw*
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>>59838627
>majority of british people want the burqa banned

majority of racists in your leafy home counties village more like
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>>59838680
you could feasibly remove all documented muslims, sure, but nothing's stopping islamic terrorists who want to enter the country from just saying their faith is undeclared or lying and saying they're christian or atheist
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>>59838707
haha didn't even read this what am I like xx
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>>59838702
>You are an actual paki aren't you, it's part of your culture to fedorapost so no surprise there.
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>>59838613
Is he wearing a fedora in that image... this was made by a fedora faggot.
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>>59838593
homos where campaigning for decades just to be able to share their bedroom kinks with people who don't care

nobody should have to hide a part of themselves, even if it makes no difference to anybody whatsoever
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>>59837224
this image accurately sums up school for me
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>>59838735
northern working class whites despise pakis
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>ordered some shopping online
>delivery window of 2pm-4pm
>go out this morning
>have to rush back
>get home at bang on 2pm
>now 3:45pm and still not arrived

Ar u avin a fukin laff mate?
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>>59838700
FONT
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>>59838660
Better get studying then :^)
What subject is it?
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>>59838428
We stamped out paganism fairly well.
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>>59838738
That post was me agreeing with you
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>>59838652
stale...ha haha like your mums curtains!! ahaha done you mate x aahaha
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>>59838724
>>59838723
Just remember to tell them my story when the time comes
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>>59838780
physics mate can u read
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yanks have the best drinking culture 2bh
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>>59838680
>Hello sir we are here to deport you for being a Muslim
>I'm not anymore
>your family overhears you say that and behead you
Problem solved
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hope Hillary wins and destroys America
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>>59838760
FONT
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>>59838750
Why is Bernie at Brighton beach
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>>59838696
getting a real kpop vibe from this group
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>>59838497

Here's one:

Islam is the mortal enemy of the western world and has been for over 1,000 years, the two cultures are completely and totally incompatible and ideologically opposed on a fundamental level.
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>>59838789
That's not a centralised ideology with a single book telling you all you need to know
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>>59838810
DUDE RED CUPS LMAO
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Classic j-pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Rtv_70uNE
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>>59838798
oh well wont quit my day job haha
*eyes my mum with disdain and resentment*
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>>59838810
>muh red cups in terrible house parties because we cant legally drink yet

no they fucking do not you danish cuck
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>>59838732
>But you'd just deport every single person from an ethnically Muslim country. Sure, you might have a few white converts that'd hide their identity but it's not like there'd be enough to ever do anything serious or proselytize their faith in a serious way.
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>>59838757
>homos where campaigning for decades just to be able to share their bedroom kinks with people who don't care
What am I meant to say if someone asks if I have a gf? Lie about my bf?
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>>59838812
you don't have to hope. it's already decided
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>>59838823
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>>59838823
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>>59838823
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>>59838823
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>>59838744
nice one! thanks for shitting up the board. fedora post this as well while you're at it.
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>>59838807
So they're testing you on the whole of theoretical physics? GL with that.
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>>59838849
FONT
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>>59838837
>>59838845
you realise only dumb euros give a shit about red cups right?
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>mfw people in the middle east have been criticising Islam since its creation in 650 AD

hm yes
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>>59838750
>>59838819
>deranged elderly man yells at sand
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>>59838811
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
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>>59838835
Read my post again.
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>>59838625

>only non white people are allowed to have culture, if white people try to have one it's racist

t. rasheed bin muhammed
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>>59838835
>Islam is the mortal enemy of the western world and has been for over 1,000 years, the two cultures are completely and totally incompatible and ideologically opposed on a fundamental level.
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>>59838829
Sekai no Owari are breddy gud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9iozQDEO_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsVGf1T2Hfs
The singer used to date Kyary kek
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>>59838893

man why white people gotta be cringy af
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>>59839055
Asian influence
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