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racists out edition
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cara
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crayon pop
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Inshallah
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allah
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asalamasalake ma bruvas
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had it with normies and their games
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Just made some raspberry jam toast with cinnamon dusted on top lads who wants some
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>>59834572
Not gonna lie, when I measure it comes to exactly 3'. 2' is the threshold for too small right? When looking at it the small size is decieving because of the fat around the area, I had to pull the flab back to measure it all.

>>59834612
Yeah. You better not be memeing me boy. Right? Anyway I remembered the first time I wanked I did it without pulling back my foreskin; I did by creating a sort of bubble within the skin and rapidly inflating and deflating it. Haha anyone else do this?

>>59834632
Hahaha good one lad.
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>>59834691
so do all flight engineers now work in mc donalds then
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>>59834766

What are normies going to ruin next?
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>stellaris
>prethoryn invasion event chain
>they currently have ~95k of combined forces over 3 sectors
>i'm the biggest power on the map (except the fallen empire)
>entirety of my fleet amounts to ~22k while going over the naval capacity
>other powers have maybe 10k between themselves

ah yes very nice game
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>>59834779
>being such a fat fuck with a microdick you have to wank like you're picking mushrooms out of your crotch
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>stellaris
>prethoryn invasion event chain
>they currently have ~95k of combined forces over 3 sectors
>i'm the biggest power on the map (except the fallen empire)
>entirety of my fleet amounts to ~22k while going over the naval capacity
>other powers have maybe 10k between themselves

ah yes very nice game
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ah yes
the old watching annie clarke speak softly some years back in front of a camera before crying myself to sleep gimmick

wimpressive
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Wish my brother would just fuck off out. He doesn't even live here anymore so I don't know why he keeps popping back.
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>>59834802
Uh hey buddy i think you got the wrong general

/fr/ is two pages down
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Pick one for me to start chattin up and I'll post results
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>>59834780
They don't get trained, most probably became regular pilots
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>>59834862
Victoria looks like a slag, do her lad

Try and get nudes and post them here
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>>59834861
FUCK

YOU
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>>59834894
nah fuck you burger man
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>>59834862

Gotta be Isabella, surely.

>44 new matches

How long you been on Tinder?
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>>59834849
glad to see someone who shares my plight

>>59834861
bit hypocritical coming from someone who should be in /aus/
or is it /ausnz/
or /ausnzbalt/
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>>59834710
Poleaboo isn't a sissy

SHE is TRANS
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>>59834815
Fuck you m80 I'm not even that fat. I'm probably skinnier than most of the fucking neckbeard cunts here, only 23 stone.
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Don't reply to him
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>>59834933
> those non-white hands
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>>59834928
>>59834890

I'll drop them all a message, see which one gets results
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>>59834936
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>>59834933
Are you going to wear a hijab?
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I'm so happy that the far-right neofascist islamophobe presidential candidate for Austria Norbert Hofer was defeated. People all over Europe most do everything they can to halt the rise of the far-right. When they are defeated, maybe then we can fully focus on important issues like climate change

¡No Pasarán!
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>insert meat jokes here
>insert meat

Whore
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need to get tinder before freshers next year

would get mad pussy
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>He fell for the Uni meme
>Paying £9k to brag about a lifestyle
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>>59834997
>UKIP
>authoritarian
Top kek
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>>59835010

>need to get tinder before freshers next year

Er, yeah. That's an absolute must for any uni student.
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Someone says he is the president of the United States.. No possible, and no road closures and no water horse, very limited. The most meters American Bucket.
Btw, the article on the right a little friends like Anthony Bourdain, but should have a coincidence in the dark.
Original Picture Source: Anthony Bourdain a ig
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HEAR YEE

HEAR YEE


GATHER ROUND

BY ORDER OF HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN

IT SHALL NOW BE A CRIMINAL OFFENSE

TO PROVIDE UNTO ANY YANK POSTING WITHIN THIS THREAD

A (YOU) OR ANY REPLY OF ANY KIND

PUNISHMENT WILL INVOLVE A SWIFT TRIP TO SCOTLAND YARD

AND 3 SPANKINGS BY NIGEL THE TOWN SPANKER

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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>>59834997
and both of them were right
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>>59835057

for i am in the league of extradoinary gentlemen ...
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tinder lads hahaha it's an easy fuck for any bloke hahahah trust me it is amazing
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>>59835097
ahahahaha fucking hell this is bleak
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>>59834862
Instant reply from this one, looks like she's the winner
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>>59835097
If I'm gay is tinder or grindr better?
Does tinder even do gay stuff?
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>>59835123

her head looks massive
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>this will never be your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuyvRO7IFPs
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why are you knobs pandering to tindertwat?
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why do so many british places have the word "sex" in their names? bit lewd
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>£9k for a bit of paper
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUlE9KCKiNo

thread theme lads
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>he was too poor/stupid to go to uni

doing a howl
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>>59835162
*whispers in your ear* Middlesex
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*shiver up my spine*
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>>59835123
>that head
Ayy lmao
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if you go on to google images and type "squirt", the results are all porn
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>>59835162
Saxon
Essex=East Saxons, Wessex=West Saxons etc
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>>59835162
i think "sex" was old english for "sword" or something i dunno google it
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https://youtu.be/N1Hs2AQwDgA

FOUR
THREE
TWO
ONE
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if you go on to google images and type "59835234's mother", the results are all porn
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Gizza jokey joke
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>>59835189
>going out and making money means you're poor
>not wasting 3 years of your life getting drunk means you're stupid
yeah alright
"on hearty Italian, please mate" - me, giving you my order at Subway
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>>59835242
ESSEX MENTIONED
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>>59835260
my sexy life lmfao
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>>59835248
did you know that "vagina" is the latin word for "sheath"
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>>59835137
Not gay but I installed grindr for a laugh and ended up getting so many messages asking for a shag that I deleted it out of disgust
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>>59835248
you're thinking of a Seax, which is a single-edged, pointed large knife
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>>59835260
"Here kitty kitty [cat emoji][eyes emoji]"
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>>59835307
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>>59835291
>Not gay but I installed grindr
Bit gay 2bh.

Even I, a Frenchman, wouldn't install grindr, not even "for a laugh".
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rip researchchemist
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My fucking Prawn Cocktail crisps taste like fucking Ready Salted. Fuck Snackrite the shit cunts.
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>>59835291
This is why I don't want it. I want a real bf, not just a shag. Seriously though if you're not fat as fuck and gay getting sex is easy, provided you like creepy old men.
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Ahh yes

What does far-right even mean anymore?
Just seems like another way of saying "they're bad"

Hmm...
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>>59835287
did you know "homosexual" is the latin word for "your dad"
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>>59835272
>making minimum wage for 3 years instead of educating yourself and specialising your skills

"what? fuck off mate" - me, walking past you on the way to work whilst you try and sell me a big issue
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I took French, Spanish and Welsh when I was in Comp, and I was damn near fluent in Each. Now I barely speak above Key Stage 2 English. What the fuck happened to me?
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>>59835307
That's just going to get a block
I'm not an idiot.
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>>59835298
>scimitar
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haha wahey lads got a keyboard case and mouse for my nexus 7

like a comfier version of using a laptop
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>6'4
>Wide shoulders and back
>115kg

None of you will have as much physical presence as me.
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>>59835399
if my dad is homosexual then why do i exist? at the very most he was bisexual
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Reminder
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>>59835449
>115kg

Sorry, go tell the French they may know how much that actually is
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>>59835448
it's not even out yet
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>>59835449
>6'5
>skinny as a rake

I still have more physical presence than you, manlet
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>>59835396
"Far right" today means wanting the same immigration and border controls that leftie parties had in the 70's and 80's.
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>>59835468
18 stone you gimp
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>>59835451
keeping up appearances
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still amazes me that there are adults that unironically watch disney films targeted at young children, madness
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>>59835449
there are mentally ill cross dressing freaks with a more manly physique than you
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lads
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>>59835529
“I'm bald. AMA”
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still amazes me that there are adults who constantly shitpost on this site targeted at retarded cunts, madness
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>when you wake up and check your texts and it is girls trying to hotline bling you
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There's some pakis talking about oil prices and how this country's shit to his paki mate to my right.
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>>59834862
>all these girls have fallen for the 'lawyer' in your tinder bio

Ah yes, truly excited for when I graduate and can do the same.
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>>59835529
go back to fucking reddit you bellend
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>>59835588
bit angry there lad haha!!
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>>59835053
What did he mean by this
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>>59835508
And doing it with irony would be okay, right?
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>>59835396
The BBC calling the FPO far right is a discrace and a slur.
They're right wing populist.
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> had a fucking cold all day
> mfw i finally found my strepsils
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>The BBC calling the FPO far right is a discrace and a slur.
>They're right wing populist.
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2016.
It's gotten so bad culturally that the only deep things the mainstream people have seen are Tarantino or Christopher Nolan films.

What happened?
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>>59835624
get well soon babe x
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Back then:

>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye


Now:

>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...

Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
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>>59835638
>2016.
>It's gotten so bad culturally that the only deep things the mainstream people have seen are Tarantino or Christopher Nolan films.

>What happened?
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Reminder.
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>Hello operator? get me the Boston Gazette
>...
>Johnson! How's this for a headline: The daisy goons with no dames!
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>>59835629
Fuck off you cunt. There was an appreciable lack of fedora posting until you ruined. Eat shit and die.
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>Fuck off you cunt. There was an appreciable lack of fedora posting until you ruined. Eat shit and die.
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>Fuck off you cunt. There was an appreciable lack of fedora posting until you ruined. Eat shit and die.
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>>59835638
Jews happened.
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>>59835708
>>59835704
> 6 seconds apart
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>>59835677
*screenshots post*
*prints it out*
*pritt-sticks it into my scrapbook of all-time greatest /brit/ posts

Ah, yes.
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>>59835696
shit tier sources
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>>59835745
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>>59835704
>There was an appreciable lack of fedora posting
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>>59835677
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>>59835754
>t. lib dem
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>Poleaboo tried combing his hair
>No matter what he does it still looks like shit
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>Fuck off you cunt. There was an appreciable lack of fedora posting until you ruined. Eat shit and die.
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>>59835696
>David Irving
ahh yes. fantastic, reliable, respected source we have there
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>shit tier sources
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>>59835804
impressive blade
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>>59835677
epic
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>>59835447
no, a Seax is straight, it's for stabbing in a shield-wall
scimitars are
>curved
>swords
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>impressive blade
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>>59835840
psshh, brush up on your memes, newfag
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>STOP HATTING MY POSTS AAAAAAAAAA
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>no, a Seax is straight, it's for stabbing in a shield-wall
scimitars are
>curved
>swords
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>>59835867
post more puppas
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>>59835745
Kinda creeps me out desu.
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>post more puppas
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>>59835529
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What would the world be like without religion?
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>>59835801
David Irving is actually very respected by historians for his ability to find new documents and sources though, it's just the way he presents it to fit his agenda that pisses off most mainstream historians.

Literally only one of those quotes is from Irving anyway though, and that one only says that Hitler offered numerous peace deals to us, which he did, that's literally historical fact. What a fucking non-argument of a post you have there.
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got 9 matches in a bit over 24 hours
for me that's a good result, going to shoot some messages tomorrow
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>>59835863
been here since 2011 m8, went from Misc to /fit/ about when zyzz died
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>Kinda creeps me out desu.
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>no, a Seax is straight, it's for stabbing in a shield-wall, you'll find scimatars are curved swords
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>>59834703
Racist reporting in
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>>59835876
as u wish :p
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>been here since 2011
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>>59835894
have >30 matches and have never sent a message
dunno what to say
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>David Irving is actually very respected by historians for his ability to find new documents and sources though, it's just the way he presents it to fit his agenda that pisses off most mainstream historians.

>Literally only one of those quotes is from Irving anyway though, and that one only says that Hitler offered numerous peace deals to us, which he did, that's literally historical fact. What a fucking non-argument of a post you have there.
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>>59835908
that rough edges on that blade would be intolerable for penetrating your enemies 'meaty bag'
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How many Brits or people of British descent have French surnames?

My family is originally from Somerset and they have a French surname.
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>>59834703

EXCELLENT edition
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literally get fedora'd about once a week if that

must be because i have popular opinions
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>>59835946
try "hey what's up"
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>>59835955
not an argument
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Imagine there's no normies
It's easy if you try
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>>59835991
really?
thought you were meant to start with some shtity pickup line
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>>59835891
>wikipedia: the post
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https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/733594794094526464
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Based
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>French surnames
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>>59836014
>IRA sympathiser
>Signed for Rangers
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Don't mind me, just posting rocket launches
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>>59836034

george a cute

CUTE
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>>59836014
>Try being working class and get your child into a local school or get a doctors appointment. UK is fucked.

>Forcing millions of people on us but the UK doesn't have the NHS or the schools to cope.

Is this literally all people think about? Muh schools and doctors? Working class people are so fucking stupid.
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>>59836014
good goy #13231523645645635 doing exactly as the government tells him and thinking hes an intellectual because of it
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Feeling my balls
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>>59836066
fucking hell ESA is that launch tower made out of tin?
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>>59836009
unless you have something genuinely clever then nah
if she finds a normal greeting boring she was never going to fuck you
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>>59836022

No fascism thanks, we're British!
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>Is this literally all people think about? Muh schools and doctors? Working class people are so fucking stupid.
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off to the global atheist convention in 3 weeks lads
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wish the patriarchy would just fuck off already
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>>59836088
>Healthcare and education? Useless rubbish!
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>>59836104
It's in French Guiana, who knows.
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>off to the global atheist convention in 3 weeks lads
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>>59836088
nice bait
>>
*smashes the patriarchy in two with a perfect karate chop*

HI-YYYYYAH
>>
ahhh yes, it's a horrific acne day

perfect
>>
>>59836189
yay you did it, now everyone can finally shut the fuck up
>>
Going to B&Q, you lads want anything?
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>>59836022
Ahhh yes was so "based" when a bunch of communists and lefties stopped the one man who could have saved us.
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>yay you did it, now everyone can finally shut the fuck up
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Mong
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>>59836212
*hands you some Duac*
try this
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Did I fuck this up? She still hasn't replied...
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>>59836238
atomic spud obliterater please boss
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>>59836150
FUCK

>>59836160
O

>>59836180
F

>>59836240
F
>>
I'm in Amsterdam lads.

What should I do here?
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>>59836154
I got a 'U' and a 'K'

cheers.
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>>59836275
The museums
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>>59836062

Source on IRA quote?
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>>59836275
Get a job you lazy fuck
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>>59836259
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>>59836259
haha nice 1 ladddd
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>fedora posting scum
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>>59836275

fuck prozzies and smoke the ganja XDDD
>>
>be me
>do something
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw

>>59836275
go coffee shop
go melkweg
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someone give me a beat
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>>59836275
Febo
>>
Unironically going to bingo today lads, how do you play it?
>>
How much would it cost to buy your own spaceship?
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Ahh yes
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>>59836239

>the one man who could have saved us

ah yes, the 100% failure rate of all the other times Facism was tried weren't true Facism!
>>
just realised the bloke in the Celery Man sketch is Paul Rudd haha
>>
>>59836382
You just wait for them to call out a number, if you have it written down then you circle it, you do this until you lose the will to live
>>
Booked a one-way ticket to Pamplona for this summer.
Going to participate in the Running of the Bulls wearing only this little number: http://i.imgur.com/PTRoTYB.jpg
Hopefully the ol' goolies will get gored six ways from Sunday.

Already trembling at the thought of my martyred marbles being crushed and smeared down a cobbled street.
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>>59836319
handsome lad tbqh
>>
lads
>>
>>59836431
>one way ticket
but how will you get back??
>>
ATTENTION ALL FEDORA POSTERS:

>LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM WILLING TO FIGHT EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU IN A MARTIAL FORM OF YOUR CHOOSING.

>I WILL BE THERE AT ANY TIME OF YOUR CHOOSING

>AT ANY LOCATION OF YOUR CHOOSING, SO LONG AS IT IS IN THE UK

>I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS

THIS IS MY WARNING:

>I ADVISE AGAINST TAKING UP MY OFFER

>I HOLD MARTIAL PROWESS OVER MY BODY, AND I AM CAPABLE OF DEVASTATING INFLICTIONS

>TAKE HEED, FOR I CAN ASSURE YOU WHAT I SAY IS MOST TERRIBLY TRUE
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fucking hell was meant to be at the dentist 30 MINUTES AGO

guess i won't go hahahahahahaha lads
>>
Daily reminder that the same man who directed a movie literally called "The Cuckold" is also responsible for Nickelodeon's show called "Bella and the Bulldogs" in which a white girl joins the schools American Football team and is set up as a love interest for the black kid in the team while all the white kids are depicted as stupid idiots.

I'm literally not even memeing.
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>>59836415
hard not to fail when the whole world gangs up on you
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Karl sama noticed me
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>>59836420

Now Tanye I can get into
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>>59836422
i think it'll be quite fun 2bh
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>>59836477
fuck off /pol/
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>>59836464
>ATTENTION ALL FEDORA POSTERS:
>>LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM WILLING TO FIGHT EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU IN A MARTIAL FORM OF YOUR CHOOSING.
>>I WILL BE THERE AT ANY TIME OF YOUR CHOOSING
>>AT ANY LOCATION OF YOUR CHOOSING, SO LONG AS IT IS IN THE UK
>>I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS
>THIS IS MY WARNING:
>>I ADVISE AGAINST TAKING UP MY OFFER
>>I HOLD MARTIAL PROWESS OVER MY BODY, AND I AM CAPABLE OF DEVASTATING INFLICTIONS
>>TAKE HEED, FOR I CAN ASSURE YOU WHAT I SAY IS MOST TERRIBLY TRUE
>>
>>59836477

This is incredibly old new

FONC
>>
fucking hell lad, hahahah, i was meant to be at my exam 3 HOURS AGO

hahahah guess i won go either haah
>>
you absolute nutter hahaha lmao
>>
going crazy lads

had 50 euro behind a painting in my room now I can't find the fucking painting
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>>59836522
>it's a coincidence pls don't tell me things i don't want to know i'll feel unconfortable reeeee
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>>59836554
why didn't you go
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>>59836477
>hfw
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>>59836464
Meet me in Wakefield, by Freddie's chicken at 8pm tonight and I'll give you something to fedora post about
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>>59836420
>>59836511
good posts
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Lisicki posting has been really low lately.
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>>59836581
i was too busy shagging your mum
>>
>>59836415
Except fascism failed because of WW2. If Britain became fascist, WW2 is never escalated to a global conflict, Germany destroys communism and the Yanks never join. Britain doesn't bankrupt itself fighting a pointless war and we keep our empire.
>>
>>59836305
Excuse me?
>>59836332
What's melkweg
>>
Are we just fedora quoting anything not below KS2 English now?
>>
what does uk think about finlan?
>>
>>59836632
melkweg is a concerthall
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>>59836667
beautiful country, send me a girl please mate
>>
>>59836627
>itself fighting a pointless war and we keep our empire.

kek what empire?
>>
>>59836593
Show me where it is on Google maps faggot, I'm in Swansea. I will be there though if I can get a train.
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>>59836602
>>
nigger nigger bum bum
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>>59836667
we don't
>>
Feel like taking an afternoon nap, anyone else?
>>
>>59836667
doubt most people even know it exists
>>
>>59836697
if by nap you mean sit on my meaty cock then yeah, go ahead
>>
>>59836669
Native dutchlad? Anything to reccomend in Dam?
>>
>>59836667
Wanna stay in one of your glass igloo hotels
>>
>>59836581
haha just feeling a bit depressed and too scared to leave my room and /brit/ desu senpai hahaha
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asr2xpVSSS0

patric as fuq
>>
>>59836618
FUCKING RETARD DELETE THIS
>>
Finland has a maudlin quality to it and it was unsuitable as a holiday destination.
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>>59836689
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/61+Westgate+End,+Wakefield,+West+Yorkshire+WF2+9RL/@53.679649,-1.5137836,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x487966e3e69d5577:0xe0191628733f120d!8m2!3d53.679649!4d-1.5115949
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>>59836602
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>>59836755
delete the baby i made inside your ma la
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having a shit
>>
>when property prices in London are so high the supreme leader has to go for a house instead
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>>59836259
HOWLING
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>>59836690
Could someone point to me the origin of lisicki's picture please? Or to the very earliest thread it appeared in.
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>>59836746
absolute melt
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>>59836334
Made me want a ciggie this did
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>>59836682
if i do will you send me one of yours

>>59836737
i think they are a meme anyway don't visit finland there is nothing to see or do only lots of easy slags
>>
>>59836845
yeah here you go mate

>>>/fuckoff/suckmywilly/
>>
>>59836764
Alright lad, I'm currently looking up train tickets. I just want you to know when I beat you to juicy bits it's nothing personal.
>>
Doing a no call/no show on my 12 hour shift today while I apply for other jobs lads

Just set up an interview at a dealership tomorrow at 1pm so I guess I'm doing it again then.

Need to find a way to make some actual money without killing myself and being miserable all the time. Probably also time to go back to school, unskilled positions are SHITE.
>>
importing a 1991 Skyline GT-R R32
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RARE pepe coming through lads, don't save it though it's mine
>>
Any way to improve willpower lads?

Try to stop being a disgustingly pathetic human but always end up falling back into old habits after a few days
>>
>>59836720
maritime museum to see the arse of the prince charles but other than museums i wouldn't really know 2bh
>>
>>59836593
It's the Wakefield faggot who thinks he's Tyson Fury!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>
lads

2cb any good, good for a music festival?
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gf just smoke signaled me this
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>>59836845
Here you go mate

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Fucking+massive+poo+picture+of+a+massive+fucking+pooey+poo
>>
>>59836927
IT ISN'T THE AUTO INDUSTRY YOU FUCKING FAILURE
IT IS SALES. REPEAT AFTER ME: SALES. FUCK OFF WITH IT ALREADY
>>
>>59836360
kek
>>
>mum makes hotpot
>opens the oven door
>heavenly smell floods the room
>"Ahh, that takes me back"
>BANG BANG CRASH
>rozzers kick in the door
>in riot gear
>"Oi, you're nicked misses, put the contraband down"
>mums doing 7 years for intent to supply
>no hotpot
>>
never understood why continentals hate /brit/
>>
>>59836968

How do you 'have a 4chan' exactly?
>>
>>59836968
why are women allowed to think
>>
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>when you have a vivid dream about a girl but wake up just before you have sex
>>
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>>59837020
like this
>>
>>59835463
>>59835696
>>59835735
>>59836239
Lmao you're all over this thread trying to get some sweet (you)s.
>>
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>>59837020
like this mate
>>
>>59836948
Fair play, cheers

Do you know if they went through with outlawing drugs for tourists?
>>
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>>59837020
i think she thinks you need an account to use it?
>>
>>59836984
The sales industry is the one that controls ur mum walking the turnpike m8

but anyway, think I could be pretty good at it.
>>
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/david-cameron-buys-used-1495-nissan-micra-for-his-wife-samantha-a7043326.html

kek lads
>>
>>59837049
if you're referring to the weedpass that was mainly for germans/belgians hopping over the border to buy weed but that failed miserably
>>
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Well OBVIOUSLY you have to defile the white Christian moral superhero to choose as your gay character, duh
>>
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Just trying to stay positive.
>>
haha just got back from the Job centre lads. Dunno why I was pranging, it was pretty chill.

Snagged myself a 15 pack of beer on the way home for £8.99 as a cheeky reward. Just taking a quick gander at smartphones online now.

Big shoutout to all you taxpayers out there x
>>
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>>59837043
All me
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>>59837094
JESUS ARMY
>>
My wife just gave birth to her son 14 days ago, he's a cute little baby that looks like his dad but his dad is an alcoholic and is finding it hard to stop, what do famalam?
>>
>>59837093
captain america has always been a mincer
>>
>>59836863
AHAHAHAH I JUST REALISED WHO YOU ARE. THE FUCKING WAKEFIELD "BOXER" SHITPOSTER AHAHAHA FUCKING FAGGOT I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS.
>>
>>59837093
Yeah imagine how butthurt faggots would be if they made a gaycharacter straight
>>
>>59837083
Oh right, thought they were trying to blanket ban weed for all tourists and only allow dutchie citizens to buy it
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doing a sad
>>
Self-hate /r/ukpolitics thread of the day.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4ktsua/none_of_the_national_symbols_of_england_have/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4ktsua/none_of_the_national_symbols_of_england_have/
>>
>>59837093
>why yes, I am emotionally involved in children's movies
>>
>>59837093
>MY SEXUALITY DOES NOT DEFINE WHO I AM
>WE HAVE TO TURN A CHARACTER GAY BECAUSE GAY LOL
>>
>>59837126
>ass
FOY
>>
If the Tories were really serious they would tax the brexit the ukip to 90%
>>
Don't ignore me you cunts
>>
>3.8 percent of Americans identified as gay/lesbian, bisexual, or transgender

Why are they getting so much exposure?
>>
>>59837144
if you're planning on buying drugs at all but you think they're a bit dodgy you can get them tested anonymously since a few years
>>
>>59837187
Aha 3.8%

Only 1% of Australia is abos and they never stop talking about them
>>
>>59837150
Fair point though.
>>
>>59836877
>2/3 of my waifus posted

gw
>>
did a new
>>59837224
>>59837224
>>59837224
>>59837224
>>
>>59837194
Well do they just sell weed in coffee shops right?
>>
>>59837161
Fuck off poorthern scum I will kill you. Got a number you can give me so I can talk shit to you in person?
>>
>>59837115
dunno. I hope you find a way tho anon. Are you the guy who just got b&?

t. also alcoholic
>>
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Could you beat this helicopter in a fight
>>
>>59837093
I'm a bender and even I don't see the need for making characters gay

If there's a gay character at least make him being gay not the main thing
>>
>>59837093
>>59837157
Oh for fuck's sake, why?
>>
>>59837235
yea but theres also smartshops wich sell truffles and other legal highs BUT loads of brits tend to buy more stronger stuff which killed a few a while ago
>>
>>59837237
>southern nonces trying to act big
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>>59837246
Nah i didnt get any b& recently mate, apart from losing my license for pussy driving

:(

My wife has a son now and I need to be a real dad but I can't stop drinking
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>>59837187
Dunno desu
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saw two men holding hands in public yesterday
>>
>>59837274
Ahh yes truffles, those things psychedelic?
>>
>>59836259
You didn't fuck up. She's just no fun.
>>
>>59837346
Was it your dad and his wife's son?
>>
>>59837353
i have never had them but from what i've been told they're a weaker magic mushrooms which are illegal now to just buy you can only buy grow kits now
>>
>>59837346
saw two gay crackheads kissing a couple weeks ago
>>
Wasn't Green Lantern a fag already?

Not that I would mind Chris Evans getting involved in homoerotic scenarios.
>>
1500 word report due for tomorrow. Haven't even started it.
>>
>>59837451
Well, he is weak to wood :^)
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