Wtf I hate China now?! Edition
nigger
deez nuts
It's amazing how debating about leaving a trade union conjures up debates on immigration, laws, national sovereignty, democracy etc.
The EU is only a trade union, jeez! You're acting as if it's a political entity
legit fucked an english lad up the arse on saturday night lads
>>59832818
me on the left
Is yung lean satire?
Am I out of touch?
i need to see your sister laddie my "leg" muscle is violently contracted and swollen with pus
i fear that liberal application of red lips and an
energetic suction alone will cure me
i am otherwise doomed
>>59832866
>You're acting as if it's a political entity
the problem is it wants to be that
>>59832853
>don't you know junior doctors can just stop doing their job whenever they want if they don't like something about it?
kek
>30% pay cut for longer hours
>First all out strike in NHS history
but nah senpai, it's just the greedy doctors, definitely not the conservatives taking the utter piss
>>59832867
bit gay
>>59832902
It was an ironic post la. Are you a yank
There's some indian shouting across the room like Apu... Let me tell you though... Definately isn't fucking English.
>tfw you make a post just after the new thread is posted
>have to post it again
>the moment is lost forever
>>59832917
not gay to dominate the inferior lad
http://www.strawpoll.me/10298206
Sandwich or burger for lunch
>>59832890
>satire
it's a nice way to say 'absolute dogshit of a postironic meta-selfaware filth'
Is there a more pleb tier working class sport than darts?
>>59832899
Female doctors get sexually harassed a fucking tonne
They all hate geriatric rotations (well, everyone does, but them especially) 'cause it's tonnes of old guys with dementia trying to grope 'em n shit
>>59832945
>posting after 270 posts
mate
>>59832940
haha old Jimmy Swifty
smoking area for a joint la?
>but obama says we won't be able to get a trade deal!
>EU doesn't have a trade deal.
>the trade deal proposed by the US was met with massive protest across the eu and was scrapped.
?????
>>59832945
That's why I always hold off until the new thread is made
daily reminder that if you're voting to remain you're a subhuman piece of lard
There's a man that looks like Apu shouting across the room.. Let me tell ya... It's bloody well not in English.
>>59832956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZTiRdcURuI
>>59832960
really need to be old
like right this second would be ideal
>>59832999
I didn't ask for a video you fucking mango
>>59832956
Posh people like it too. It's a guilty pleasure for them. I went to a posho's house a while back and his parents were watching it.
> 27 posts in
> only 1 (one) (eins) y*nk post
>>59832975
but if everyone stopped posting at 270 we'd never post, be like some inception shit
>>59832951
burger
wonder what thaiguy is up to
When will China be liberated from Commie rule, lads?
>>59833026
It's not darts you doss cunt
are Indian girls easy?
matched with one on tinder
>>59832994
Ignore this don't laugh at me, my phone double posts, says the captcha was wrong and to do it again then bloody posts it! Feel silly now.
>>59832977
Did you go this college or something?
>>59833035
the amateurs would keep posting
me though, i'm on another level
>>59832999
i would suck on those men's kinky tentacle for the entirity of eternity with absolute joy and a gleeful cadence
Reminder that millions of immigrants will be able to decide Britain's history through voting.
>>59833000
are you actually French lad? Nice to have you here, nice digits too
Remembering tesco lad's penis
>>59833074
another level of weight
amaarite
>>59833064
they're people too and individuals differ. i don't understand the generalisation of a whole nationality, it's biggoted and ignorant, we don't want you here.
>>59833073
>implying that doesn't happen in every 6th form college in the land
no, I didn't btw. Southern masterrace here.
>>59833077
Britain has always been a nation of immigrants you bigot
fwb just said she fancies a bit of swifty
>>59833049
it already has. it is basically a capitalist system now, they just don't want to admit that they've given up gommunism
>>59833083
yes i am, i'm more of a night poster usually desu
You lads will like this one, look at all the emojis I must be about 12. Anyway what do you reckon? She's boring me a bit desu but she's fit as fuck first picture doesn't do her justice. Think she's keen?
kill for satan
Grandmother is unironically an immigrant from the Empire and my granddad was born to immigrants from the Empire
Just making some lunch
>>59833098
well i am eating a takeaway right now
not fat though
>>59833077
Blame the Tories, they're allowing it. This is a pseudo-referendum.
>>59833136
>Think she's keen?
nah
>>59833136
doxxed
>>59833146
>lunch
Fuck off, southern poofter
>>59833110
fuck off rosy
>>59833111
Depends where south, if you're in East London there's nothing masterful about that.
>>59833142
nice way of saying paki
>>59833136
I think she's vacant as fuck and probably not keen
>>59833136
>She's boring me a bit
yeah you're a real good time rebel sitting her at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon shitposting
hanging like a cunt
someone go get me a glass of wate
>all these working class people calling it "referendum" instead of "referendium"
doing a cheeky play of Doom 4 lads
>all those emojis
that's it
i just contracted self diagnosed brain cancer
>>59833180
Fucking mong it's breakfast, lunch and tea
>>59833186
Grandmother was from India and my granddad's parents were from India haha
got dog hair all over me clothes ffs
that's the last time I meet your mum for lunch
Weighing up the pros and cons of a pizza lads.
>>59833200
WAAAIIIIT....
*hands you a glass of wate*
>>59833192
I'm at work, I have to wait in between representing sad sacks of shit like you at the police station so I have some to shit post
>>59833136
The way most girls talk, along with fuckboys like you disgusts me. No attention to even simple grammar and the constant use of emojis is sickening.
just beat enter the gungeon lads
i'm improving
>>59833233
fuck off billionaire
>>59833233
that would depend on whether you decide to use the remain or leave campaign's figures 2bh
>>59833242
mate you're a low-paid crappy solicitor, you can't judge anyone.
criminal law is the bottom of the barrel
Nige said my design has made it through the initial round of voting and is now in a choice of the top 50 to be whittled down to a last 10
>>59833244
You have to pander to their way of talking or you won't get anywhere lad
just watched enter the dragon lads
i'm devolving
>>59833242
>solicitor
>zante promoter lad last summer
something here doesn't check out
>>59833180
What?
>>59833227 is right, what do you call lunch then?
>>59833242
You're a lawyer?
Succeeding in making me feel miserable right now.
>>59833227
You pathetic southern nonce
>>59833296
How does that not add up? I took 3 months out
>>59833296
did you actually think he was real? that he was shagging miss england? on /brit/? in the daytime?
fucking teenagers I swear
>>59833307
not a lawyer, he's like saul goodman irl, basically a joke
>>59833233
go on, i just got two for tuesday
got 2 slices left i literally cannot manage
Wat shud :) i have for lunch lads :) : :)
:) :) :) <|:)
>>59833299
Proper bent cunts call lunch dinner and call tea supper
>>59833288
make sure to thank the lads at /brit/ in your victory speech x
Would fuck this handsome horse, ngl.
>>59833318
You're not Southern if you say tea instead of dinner
>>59833340
burger
Be honest lads, who here goes to either or both, /r/unitedkingdom and /r/ukpolitics?
going to deploy my trademark chubby girl pick up line lads
>>59833328
> he doesn't believe I'm real
Stay delusional mate
fb.com/leaveeuofficial/videos/957618327669742/
>>59833233
pros:
sustenance
taste
you're helping local business which contributes to the economy
cons:
fast food is often less healthy
dont know where the ingredients are from
>>59833340
My cock? Nah, make a cheese toastie.
>>59833318
What the fuck do you call lunch
>>59833327
If you took 3 months out to decide whether you should get a job at spoons or pursue a media studies degree at a polytechnic, sure it adds up.
>we will be worse off if we leave the EU
Can someone explain how a big hand is going to come from the sky and take all the money in my bank?
>>59833400
'eating'
>>59833354
But he didn't call lunch dinner. It's not dinnertime, it's lunch.
>>59833367
>dinner not supper
council house detected
>it's another stay/remain thread
>>59833424
gotchu mate
Australia are deporting somebody to the UK for committing crimes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36318954
reminder to always lead with your left hand if you're initiating a handshake
>>59833446
It's an ex council house actually
>>59833464
oh how the tables have turned
>>59833464
haha yeah we do that sometimes if someone who was born in the UK but lived here for all their life they'll just get deported back it's VERY funny haha
>>59833464
why are they rewarding a criminal?
>>59833464
She's a fucking idiot for not getting citizenship if she's lived there for 28 years
If we leave the EU it will reinvigorate our industries and we'll have a golden age
>>59833446
The entire north is council house then, never heard anyone say supper unless they're actually trying to sound posh.
>>59833367
Any faggot that calls dinner 'lunch' is a southern poofter that should jump off Beachy Head.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36370522
wish these entitled cunts would fuck off
>>59833464
WELL THAT SURE IS IRONIC HAHA
Finally sold my vacuum cleaner
it was just gathering dust
>>59833413
Don't know what you're blabbering on about, I've told you what I do. Here you go
I'm a soldier of allah.
>>59833526
why would i call dinner lunch. i call dinner dinner and lunch lunch
>>59833522
I dunno, there's pockets around Yorkshire which are pretty posh. Correct order of meals:
Breakfast
Lunch
Tea
High Tea / Supper
Get on my level faggots
>>59833526
If you use the word dinner for any meal you're a southern fairy faggot
>>59833136
>would of
Drop her immediately.
>>59833533
waah im an old cunt who doesnt care enough about the country to live there waaah
gormless divs
I'm planning to come to UK for a year or 2 for working holiday. I've got a few questions hope you guys would help me out.
Is it easy to find jobs that isn't resturant waiter or male prostitute? I've 2 years of experience working as a front end programmer hope I can find similar job.
How much saving should I have before moving there if I planned on to stay for a year?
Is it easy to stay for long term if I have BNO?
me on the left
so disappointed in him
>>59833572
After I've smashed, definitely
getting properly niggered tonight lads
>>59833563
>calling lunch tea
Nah this is a fucking wind up I'm not fucking having it
>IF YOU EAT FOOD AND HAVE A N AME FOR IT, YOU'RE A RIGHT POOFTER
Made a funny joke in /r/unitedkingdom and I'm being downvoted. Fuck that fucking shit place.
>being so thristy for validation by absolute strangers
you cannot construct from scratch such bamboozling claims
>>59833563
All good except the very last one.. Fucking hell you don't actually say that do you? 'high tea' what..
>>59833136
nice emojis HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH you will never get a gf
>>59833605
>N AME
haha get a load of this knobhead looooool
I heard if we leave the empire will come back
>>59833567
t. false flagging southern paki poofter
>>59833563
>high tea
ah yes your highness, i shall see you in the country club later
>>59833625
ANIME FUCK OFF REEE
>>59833603
m8 it's when your servants prepare you some nibbles and cake with tea at around 4pm, to keep you going till supper time. Don't you poortheners do that?
>>59833606
Redditors are all super serious middle class lefties, lad
>>59833567
What
Everyone here (Leicester) calls it:
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
it goes
breakfast > lunch > tea > supper you absolute downies
need a tinder for 5/10s
Meal order:
Tea
Double tea
Super tea
Cup of tea
T-bone steak
High tea
Bloody tea-ries closing my mines
>>59833563
Breakfast
Dinner
Tea
That is correct. You should run a knife down your forearm if you say otherwise
What should I do today lads?
>>59833607
i think it might be the guy who had a meltdown like a month ago on here and wrote like massive paragraphs to people making jokes about him hahahaha
fucking weirdo that guy
Is smoking bad for you?
>>59832895
by cucked you mean really progressive right?
>>59833661
Leicester is the southern paki part of the east mids though
Nottingham:
Breakfast
Lunch
Tea
>>59833677
nah la
Football > Cricket > Rugby > Snooker > The rest
>>59833661
>Leicester
Confirmed southern paki poofter
>Having a regular eating schedule
benders
9 minutes into Zootropolis and it's already SJW
It is a fantasy of mine to run a small company and hold monthly dance competitions with my employees. There would be optional weekly dance lessons then once a month we each individually choreograph and perform a dance to a song of our choice. The winner gets free beers for the rest of the night.
Then at christmas we would choreograph a large group performance and perform it at a local festival for the town folk.
>>59833670
>calling lunch dinner
>calling supper tea
KYS
pic related has a population of 44m
Objectively correct order. If you don't agree you're a faggot poortherner
>Breakfast
>Brunch
>Luncheon
>High Tea
>Supper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbWLeJ35cA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbWLeJ35cA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbWLeJ35cA
>lunch
Fuck off yank
lads
where do I put my earphone cable & phone when I'm walking in the street
if I put it in my jean pockets the wire gets mashed and the earphones stop working
>>59833696
Would say
Football > Rugby >>>> Tennis > Cricket > The rest, to watch anyway
Having some tea before my tea
>>59833713
No it doesn't, it's 13 million.
Which is still an absurd amount,
But this man is not a cartoon character...
e ain't Del Boi.
e ain't Arfur Daley.
E IS A POUND SHOP ENOCK POW AND WE GOTTA WATCH IM
>>59833726
Put the wire under your t-shirt so theres little over-hang and the rest you just put in your pocket
>>59833726
Stick it in your tea
>>59833746
metropolitan not administrative
Might get some Dominos in for high tea tonight 2bh lads
>>59833696
Snooker>You
>>59833752
Enoch was right
>>59833648
I don't have fucking top ups of food throughout the day.. You some fat cunt?
Can you not go from midday to like 6pm without food? I sometimes skip lunch so it's breakfast then dinner.
You southerners are right fatties.
>>59833706
Take a selfie just before you jump.
>>59833769
Yeah ignore the wire bit, it always goes under my t-shirt
But the phone is the main bit
The jack gets absolutely fucked inside the pocket when I walk, and I can't put it in my jacket since its too hot
Gonna get some high tea/supper from the chipper
*petitions to ban something you like*
>>59833778
>The urban population of Guangzhou is 11,070,654, with the remainder living in the rural areas of the city
Where are you getting your info from?
>>59833781
Snooker is a sport played by balding alcoholic nonces for balding alcoholic nonces.
>>59833785
>implying I'm not hungry from playing golf most afternoons
don't you exercise up there?
>>59833726
down your undies so if anyone asks what you're listening to you can flash em
>>59833785
>not enough money for 3 meals a day
>calls people that can afford more than 2 meals a day fatty
ah yes
Who Newcastle here?
>>59833693
>>59833701
Mate, if you were in the last thread you'd know I'm no paki.
>>59833802
Is it a straight jack or curved?
I used curved and it's fine for me, even for pockets slightly too small for my phone.
>>59833811
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_China_by_population_and_built-up_area
>>59833821
>alcoholic
Are you getting confused with darts?
>>59833726 actually quite important
>>59833843
London Borough of Newcastle?
Your some twat
>>59833843
fuck off
>>59833799
Ahh, he's from Eastbourne. That explains why he's such a chav then.
Bet you call your sofa a settee too, cunt.
>>59833799
7 (seven) sisters mentioned
>been on a first and sometimes second/third/fourth date with roughly 100 women
>still no gf due to circumstance, their preference or mine
/brit/s a bit shit today lads
what happened?
>>59833852
You clearly are a paki.
>>59833860
Snooker is balding, whereas darts is bald.
mmmmmmmm yes
And then I never spoke to her again.. Again :^)
dunking me bollocks into a hot cup of tea
>>59833897
haha we can stop now lads
GET PRANKED YOU FUCKING IDIOT LOL
>>59833871
Jump, you fucking southern faggot
>>59833858
no idea mate, its like this
>>59833859
Literally everywhere else says the population is about 14, with the metro population as 23,900,000 no idea where that 44 million is from.
>watching Lois thorax in South Africa
>The private police force just absolutely best the shit out of this guy then pepper spray him but it blows back and goes in their eyes
Ahh yes, libertarian paradise
>>59833895
were u being urself?
Anyone got any experience with the Army Reserves?
considering joining desu, just something to do
rate my it lads
>>59833939
Yeah, straight. I genuinely don't know what to tell you, don't put your phone upside down? I'm confused as to how your jacks keep getting fucked.
>>59833952
>you might not want to be so honest next time
>poortherners
>>59833955
I joined the Army Reverses, had to do the obstacle cause backwards.
>>59833958
9.5/10
>>59833958
that fella legit looks like he was just stretched hahaha
>>59833958
Why the long face?
>>59833563
>>59833661
>>59833693
First Breaking of the Night's Fasting
Second Smaller Eatance of Morn
Noon Primary Feast (Vegetables and Veal Goolies)
Noon Secundary Feast (Beaf pudding on its bed of Red Rockets)
Wet Hot Water Leaves with Bovine Tit Liquor
Adjunct Collation of Phallic Shaped Biscuits
First Dusk Luncheon (Pheasant, Trout, assortment of Mushrooms)
Principal Soirée Dinner Extraodinaire
Midnight Ending Feast (Virgin Blood and Frogs coated In Pure Palladium)
r8 my completely normal meals
not blown of proportion at all la
>>59833958
a horse walks into a bar, the barman asks you, why the long face?
>>59833958
Are you stood on a black hole, kekkkkkkkkkkkk!
>>59833958
AHAHAHAHAHA
EVEN THE COLOUR
IT'S GUMBILAD
>>59833836
You must be fat, either that or you have some tiny breakfast like in fancy restaurants. Lunch is not necessary, water throughout the day and you can easily go from breakfast at around 7:30 then dinner at around 5pm, that's usually how my day is, i could have lunch but I'm never starving for it so there's no need, I only eat if I'm hungry. I don't force it just cause it's part of my special little food schedule.
>>59833909
No >you's for this one?
Proves I'm not a ruse desu
>>59833983
I just usually put it in my jacket pocket which is giant and has loads of space for the jack not to get fucked and smashed
Guess I have to wait for summer to end
>>59833985
>get seenzoned by massive qt on sunday
>ok
>get bummed out
>get message monday
>it's from her
>apologising for not messaging, didn't see it etc
>no idea what to say
>err
>decide to kill conversation so i can resume it another time rather than draw out a long boring one
FUCK REEE I HATE TALKING ON FB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59833958
why the long face lad
This is the shortest I've ever had it, but I've been told it makes my head look a funny shape, what do you think?
What's a cheap smart phone? My old one broke months ago so I should replace it by now.
>>59833901
Piss off.
>>59834030
even while working i ate once a day
can't really understand people who unironically eat thrice daily
>>59834024
good post
>>59833958
>>59834068
>>59834071
Samsung S4 Mini g, or a Moto G/X
>>59834030
>poortherners have to sustain themselves on water
>you cannot fabricate this predicament
If i donate to Oxfam, will it reach you in a timely manner?
>>59834068
Creasing at this
>>59834071
moto g
>>59834073
>if i get my white fuccboi to pose for me i might be able to convince people i'm not a paki
Not working, Ahmed. You rotten cunt
>>59834068
utterly HOWLING
>>59834068
howling at this
>>59834068
>>59834106
>>59834127
keking more at the reactions than the post in itself desu
>>59834069
excellent post
>>59834068
Mate, where's your ears, think they've done a runner on you mate.
>>59834068
Got you sorted mate
>>59834191
SCREAMEN
I believe that the best political path is the centre. We sometimes need times of state intervention and other times fiscal responsibility; We will always need to progress forward into the brave new worlds, yet we must not forget our culture and heritage. I am a card carrying member of both the Labour Party and the Conservative Party, and my two favourite PM's in history are Clement Attlee and Margaret Thatcher.
desu
Anyone here ever gobbled a cock?
