canada edition
crayon pop
>>59830252
>bucci
Boy pucci?
my mum
>>59830252
Everything about that picture screams low budget
and the set is clearly cheap
Might put a fiver on 2016
>>59830316
very likely done on purpose
Do normals genuinely find GOT interesting? It's pretty bland in a lot of aspects.
>>59830316
That's literally the point, it's aesthetic
Drinking a cuppa Britain's finest.
why do people insist on making threads when they can't do it properly?
Post feet poleaboo
Poleaboo is disappointed he posted twice in the subjectless /brit/ thread
>>59830372
No subject
>>59830372
My mistake, that one had no edition.
Salam
There's no white people in cafe right now lads, my white friends aren't here.. Feeling like a foreigner.
And crooks keeps circling me like a fucking shark with his broom. Might get glassed here... Pray for me.
tricked...haha
That Yodel was so good, wish I was eating it right now.
>>59830351
>>59830405
It's a lot of things but it's not bland
High production values and a million characters make it quite a fun show
>>59830432
should know better that i don't start thread autism bruce
Made a bait thread on /his/
>>59830351
LET'S KILL THEM THEN
>>59830487
link x
>>59830471
my /g/ bf? :33
>>59830323
2017 @ 6/1
That seems like fairly inflated odds
it's hot outside already
i fucking despise the summer
i want to walk in the cold and see my breath condensate into transient mist soon to vanish
i don't want to fucking sweat like a pig and squint in this whoreshit bitchhurenson of a sun
>>59830478
My middle name is literally bruce lel
>>59830493
he sounds deaf
>>59830351
(farts)
>>59830487
>>>/his/1185908 found it
Who is Amer Hussein?
>>59830514
It's because there's no obvious reason for him to resign that year
>>59830499
Are you white?
Flash fucked up in this pic
•
the gf
>>59830517
So you're Bruce Bruce?
Seems confusing
Just bought some unfiltered fags online lads
gonna be like the '70s again
having a look
Watching a show about these girls who reenacted heathers
Good film, good show
>>59830550
fuck, please kys.
thought you were the femboi from /g/ but he has much cuter socks than you.
>>59830351
To a norman even pooing is exciting.
>>59830589
great now i have teenage suicide stuck in my head
>>59830592
>socks
I don't do socks or stockings, only tights
>>59830620
DONT DO IT
Hole punched my ID card lads, think i might get in trouble..
wonder if sticking your willy in a lad's bum feels the same as sticking it in a girl's bum
hmm
>>59830594
think they'd much rather conquer England
>>59830671
haha classic swifty
>>59830671
Literally fucking doxxed as fuck
>>59830671
t. Taylor
Just arranged for my little 18 year old cum slut to come over tonight, she loves being cream pied. Practically a virgin when I met her as well
>>59830675
Lads is probably a bit more hairy..
>>59830671
dont worry lad got your back.
just use this image
>SOUTH LEICESTER COLLEGE
>>59830700
Can't you read? She can't come over, she's busy looking at trains mate
>>59830700
>first stuffing
phwoar
>>59830679
They're too busy pooing unfortunately
>>59830700
bet she's a munt
>>59830695
Not really i left ny surname in there, you can ring the college but for legal reasons they can't do anything or say anything.
>>59830726
kek
>>59830700
plot twist
it's two gays who met on grindr
>>59830671
>south Leicester
Bet you chill at the skatepark on your break you little runt
>>59830692
My mates call me that, don't really like it in all honesty, bit late after around 7 years though eh?
feel like cumming on a bird lads
*opens /brit/*
ah yes, seems my runt farm is growing
*closes /brit/*
>>59830700
>there are people stupid enough to frequently engage in creampie'ing girls
lol
making an arrangement
>>59830725
Leicestershire.. Full name pls.
>>59830819
actually liking this ancient meme
>Bet you chill at the skatepark on your break you little runt
![E4Gu62q[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qdn17JD.jpg "E4Gu62q[1].jpg")
>>59830800
planning a gentleman's agreement
>>59830781
There's no skate park.. And I've never skated, i can't. Nah usually just sit in cafe at break with mates laughing at the college 'characters'.
>>59830862
wtfff
Ahahaha imagine going to south Leicestershire college.
Every single person I know that has attended there has been an utter fuck up runt.
Full of the bellends from Eyres Monsell, Glen Parva and Wigston, makes me sick. Even a few saffites as well.
*wears a burgundy hoodie*
hahey classic swiftie!
>>59830385
Shit Tea. Punjana Belfast tea was the first for empire.
>>59830862
Filthy mudman spewing their fluid on pristine feathers...
lads need to write a CV for my universal credit appointment but can't stop browsing int haha
IDS is an absolute madman btw. JSA was so much more chilled out. I miss it.
*performs sick oneshot macro*
>>59830881
There's a concrete half pipe and quarter pipe and few other things right outside, there's a Tesco up the road and a McDonalds about 10 minutes driving away. Don't try and worm your way out of this now, runt.
*pushes you into a corner*
Heh, nothing personnel, kid.
Right, had enough of you lads. I've moved to Australia.
bet ol Swifite gives all his necessary cards and identification the ol' hole-punch
classic Swiftie wahey
sad and lonely...
Got a new trip lads
>>59830904
I'm from a place called Cosby mate, I'm not your rough Wiggy paki. Last year anyway.
*hole punches bank statements*
hahaha they call me Swiftie One-hole
Realised that /his/ is the single best place to bait because they're all so up their own arses and take themselves very seriously
can do ~any~ yank accent
>>59830998
>took him this long to realise that a board of literal autists would be easy to troll
>>59830910
Mates usually spell in with a 'y', but whatever.
Why is my college doing this as well... Fucking embarrassing.
Planning a trip to the beautiful city of Grimsby
>>59830992
Cosby isn't too bad desu, along with Rothley, Great Glen and Oadby.
Went to America lads. Heading crack to Australia soon.
>>59831022
do William F Buckley right fucking now you cunt
$100 says you cannot
fucking failure
Swifty would be turning in his grave rest his soul
sucking wiener in the college gloryhole this instant
starting with crooks'
>>59831022
Do boston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s52c1Ve4_7o
>>59831055
SO TRUE!
reckon ol Swifty has worn out a few hole-punchers in his time haha wahey!
>>59830939
Beautiful day for the Job Centre.
>>59830956
Google maps i see. Might pop down tescos for a drink desu this waters nearly gone.. Oh wait i have no money. Only ever been to maccies once in college.
>>59831061
was watching a documentary about him and gore vidal the other night
they sounded fucking weird hahaha like those nerds in school who grew out of having fun at age 8
didn't even sleep at all last night and now I have a full day of class ahead of me haha what am I like??
>>59831022
Do a Minnesotan
>>59831055
these people need to get blown up ASAP
bunch of retards
>>59830964
I do desu hole punched my book, let me get it out, give a sec mate.
>>59831055
>Shouting in Arabic
It's just a PC way of saying that they yelled "Allahu Akbar"
>>59831083
i reckon ol swifty hole punched one of his shoes
absolute archbishop of banterbury if you ask me hahaha!
>>59831090
one of my favourite documentaries tooooooo be honest
had great accents tbf
>>59831088
I lived in Leicester for 17 years m8.
Thinking of getting ear stretchers lads.
fancy trying out a new look
>>59830700
font
Why you lads have to be mean, also I'm the same lad who's gonna bang the miss England contestant, this is my warm up but this girl absolutely loves it
>>59831114
fuckin hell hole-punchey swifty is going to give us a sneak peak of his latest endeavour
>>59830994
Bit far mate, gave me a chuckle/10 though.
Ed Sheeran should be down soon, then you're all in for a suprise, maybe pick and mix will pop down for a visit too.
>>59831061
>>59831074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zQ4idkxeSY
>>59831105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XexgrfQDw0
Is hugh grant JUST ?
>>59831169
So how do you make her cum a lot then?
![9565-stock-photo-broken-stationery-pierce-hole-puncher[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3AUMhnC.jpg "9565-stock-photo-broken-stationery-pierce-hole-puncher[1].jpg")
Fucking hell, Swifty, what've you done now? haha
State of it
>>59831169
god that's so cringeworthy
>>59831149
>Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I’ll sock you in your goddam face, and you’ll stay plastered
VERY enjoyable doco
>>59831169
you using one of those fake text generators?
>>59831180
awful
>i am posting my sexual prowess and 'conquests' for other men to see
ah yes
very not a bender thing to do
>>59831169
>we'll watch Eastenders at 10
KEK ahahahhaah
pretends to be a badboy, gets cucked into watching fucking Eastenders
>>59831065
Why you all trying to impersonate me? Crooks is right in front of me.. He's going nowhere.
>>59831169
>stuffed
>those emojis
Does she have a mental age of 12?
font
>>59831055
>turn more people racist
Can't resist.... after reading article... Must kill all pakis
>>59831221
Minnesota right?
>>59831180
that was simply the worst accent I have ever heard
you should be shut up in a woode crate and shipped to some Romanian warehouse for that fucking mess
>>59831180
H O W L I N G
>>59831235
Mate you ain't been watching?
since france is a nation of fag i thought i would fit in marvelously
doing a bit of sucking on a french baguette right now haha
>>59831169
EASTENDERED
>>59831259
Think fargo, they sound like that
>>59831186
Fucking hell Brendan's sweater.
>>59831264
well then give me some constructive criticism? i've been told by a few people that i'm fairly competent at the american dialects
>>59831188
I am skilled with my penis
>>59830252
Her body is great, it's such a shame about her face
>>59831155
I can hole punch it for you mate?
Here's the book, bags a right state, ignore it.
>>59831205
um wrong guy lad x
lads, help me, I don't want to go to the Job Centre :3
>>59831180
MY NAMES WILLIAM F BUCKLEY AND I COME FROM BASTON
>>59831264
Get tha faking kha kees
>>59831347
do ya flies up Swifty you skellington!
>>59831352
haha woops, here's your (You)!
sorry!
ROOOOOO FUCK OFF JANNY REEEEEEEEEE
WHY CANT WE HAVE EASY ACCESS TO NEETBUX HERE LIKE THEY DO IN THE UK AND AUSTRALIA
listening to 4 Hero lads
>>59831055
some ''people'' literally bend over backwards to try to avoid accepting that Islam is a terrible faith that breeds violent animals
haha absolute madman
what will ol' swifto hole punch next?
Might watch the Lego movie lads
oi swifty hole punch me mum mate aahahaha!
holepunch wanker loves his fucking holepunch
Work from a while ago. Rate my really bad handwriting
>>59831398
>
bruv it's not easy. bloody tories have wrecked it. they can force me to apply to jobs (send my CV to employers and shit) from some webportal now. I have to go in for half an hour every week and jump through whatever hoops they tell me to.
JSA back in the day was glorious. Could just go in stoned or drunk and make some stuff up for 5-10 minutes every fortnight :((
is Swifty a moderate rebel?
dont know why everyone is talking about that wow warrior
>>59831471
>11 Designated
>New Delhi
what did he mean by this
>>59831494
>not shopping loads of hole punches into it
fuck muslims and fuck the tories
>>59831423
>>59831454
I did this hole punching shenanigans last week, i don't carry one round with me randomly hole punching crap! Who do you think i am? Wanna see my lunch lads?
>>59831504
Joking round with mates, they don't know or use 4chan though.
![Polo-mints-008[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JBV3NAK.jpg "Polo-mints-008[1].jpg")
FUCK sake, Swifty! What the fuck have you done to all my mints?!
Ol' Swifty here has.. holepunched... me heart lads....
I love you, Swifty
about to shag a Syrian prosty today lads. anything I should keep in mind?
can't believe my life has come to this, sitting here wanking, watching daily politics and reading a college student's blog about holepunching
doin a poo
might think of you
*punches a hole in your arse*
reckon it was ol swift who sunk the bloody titanic not the bloody icebergs it was swift hahahah!!!! bloody swifty and the titanic i tell ya what!!! hahaha thats a bloody though
Why's there such a shit selection of tobacco here and why is smoking so frowned upon here compared to the continent?
I'm sure France and Germany have the same public health anti-smoking messages, but go there and it seems everyone smokes. Plus they still have proper tobacconists and that. You can't even get fucking normal camels here.
Am sittin on the loo
Ready to do a poo
Cool story huh?
How about giving me a (you)?
the gf
Say a prayer for your wageslave comrades
>>59831579
>>59831586
You lads have to stop the bants, keeping laughing in cafe, people will think I'm mental.
Lunchtime!
Hows your geography lads?
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/europe
>>59831610
Maybe he'll holepunch the poo that would be a riot.
>>59831634
drain on the NHS i would imagine
>>59831656
do you bite your nails?
>>59831656
stop biting your nails lad its a nasty habbit
>tfw used to think I sounded kinda posh
>listened to my a recording of my voice and I sound a proper lowest-of-the-low working class chav
>>59831656
stop biting your nails
and please dont hole punch your sandwich
-
mum xx
>sister borrowed my laptop just now
>had a shemalejapan.com tab still open
Some poor bastard is gonna marry this girl one day
>>59831692
lets hear it lad
bonus points if you can do a better american accent than me
>>59831520
Fuck the states for getting fed up with you. How many warheads did France sell you again?
We're under 2/3 gulf streams. Aim all 80 or so Samson options here, senpai The fallout will destroy everything except California and Straya.
It would be worth it just to see the most useless soft American faggots deal with Strayan cunts.
>>59831472
Good lads, the tories.
How long till it's more effort to be on bennies that it is to actually have a job, do you reckon?
>>59831667
Smokers dying early after a smaller window of intensive care actually saves the NHS money - then factor in pensions not paid plus the tax paid on tobacco through the life of the smoker.
Philip Morris had to apologise after they crushed a lawsuit from the Latvian government with a fairly comprehensive study showing that smoking was good for the government's finances
This game just reminds me of how autistic I am.
I cannot read people for shit.
>>59831709
What does her body look like
>>59831687
>>59831691
I try, but it's moments like now when I'm caught loling in the middle of cafe i bite out of sheer embarrassment. I'll try lads.
Fuck! Patrick just arrived, bloody hell.
>>59831709
take a trip so i can filter your insufferable ass
Got an exam in less than a day and literally shitting out liquid right now fucking hell lads what do, don't want to be will from the inbetweeners
>>59831734
she's fat and ugly and he doesn't get much action, that's why he's posting here
>>59831721
>Aim all 80 or so Samson options here, senpai The fallout will destroy everything except California and Straya
>he believes the fallout meme
only lasts like 2 weeks lad
>>59831709
simply dont think i could bring myself to talk like this
bit jealous tbf
>>59831743
wahey pat the absolute ledge
>>59831700
>>59831757
Haha lol. He's talking like he's Christian Gray or something
>>59831656
are you sat on your own swifters?
Where are your mates?
>>59831698
My mums bowling right now... So that means... YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKIN MUM!
>>59831709
It will be you
she wants a man from brum
>>59831745
imodium, they work a treat
take 2 about 2-3 hours before you need to not shit
>>59831777
*goes up to the window and pats the ledge*
Alright mate, what next?
>>59831709
You sound like a fucking porn cameraman
post a pic anyway
>>59831733
It's easy just tell everyone they're a lying shit.
>>59831787
you mean she's handling balls?
>>59831787
Hollywood Bowl, Meridian? Tell her to grab you a Burger King after she's done xx
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
fuck diarrhoea EVERYWHERE
>>59831812
Swifty's mum could finger my balls any day
>>59831728
Honestly, it's almost at that point now.
I'm not joking when I say universal credit is strict as fuck.
I'm conflicted with it btw. If you are genuinely content with living off £70 a week, then you probably have some issues and society should care for it's weakest. Literally criminalising the poor.
>>59831761
Depends on the material in the warhead
>>59831761
>fun detected
What a pathetic little shit you are. Eh?
>well only lasts 2 weeks
>lad.
Shouldn't you guys be at work?
>>59831777
He's not a ledge, he's on the ledge about to drop of and become mentally fucking insane, he'll be a school shooter one day, markmy words.
Cafe is filling up now..brit my be in for a treat daily dose of ed sheeran.
>>59831709
why would anyone talk to a girl like this
>>59831872
me on the left
>>59831832
honestly fucking idiots
someone get the muzzies to do their usual shit
>>59831788
kek
>Depends on the material in the warhead
>>59831848
you don't put ridiculously dirty material in the warhead because, surprise surprise, you want to leave something left for after the war.
>>59831734
Like I said, she's my warm up meat bag but it's decent
>>59831841
But what's actually preventing you from working?
>>59831841
Fucking daily mail articles about some guy on benefits that smokes a pack a day and has a big tv
Of course it'll never mention that the tv was paid through some predatory loan and the guy now owes 10* its value
>>59831933
>lewd socks
into the bin she goes
>>59831783
They left and went home cause we finished early, i was in a different room and just found out via hangouts.. mayes left like 1 hour ago. Sat by myself yeah, thinking of walking home but would have to pop round nans, don't have key with me
just copped a feel
>>59831832
well of course they would vote
leaving EU would entail accepting that packs of rabit amphibian plague hyenas suddently decide to leave the lost cities of Sodom to wreck havok among the mongs.
>>59831937
Sometimes, believe it or not, people actually can't find or get a job
just copped a eel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLmqqimN_6M
>>59831997
more like an eel haha
>>59831881
Because she's into it and he's getting a shag out of it.
Dunno why he's posting it on /brit/ tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4n8cLkHifY
absolute tune
>>59831812
No u sicko
>>59831829
Yeah meridian, primary school trip.
>>59832009
Everyone gets so wound up on here, they can't believe stuff like this happens so I post it for the reactions lid
>>59831991
But they're literally sending off CVs for you lel
>>59832008
hahahaha fuck off
>>59831933
Decent chebs, wears socks whilst naked though so dropped
>>59831908
Only my gf has this picture of me where did you get it.
>>59832010
give this one a listen then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
>>59832009
Sounds more like what a dweller thinks being 'alpha' is rather than how anyone actually talks.
Just comes across as sleazy af
>>59831937
Honestly, nothing really. Laziness? I signed up to them so I could get some prescriptions I need and some dentistry done. But that's me. I really pity the people who are on it because they have to be (no other option for how to get by, possibly mental illness, addictions or whatever..) It's really not very nice what they've done.
>>59831953
Tbf tho they did get electing on this mandate, so it is what it is..
you get a free parker pen just for enquiring
>>59832014
Is ur mum a peado m8
>>59831933
assuming this whole thing isnt a ruse i want you to know im extremely envious of you
>>59832065
Some birds are into sleazy
Last sandwich, they're not very nice, not enough tomato i think, need to remember that; always faffin with the salt and pepper, next time. Just. Tomato!
>>59832062
no thanks
get away from me
>>59832039
Which is what kinda throws a spanner in the idea of people being on JSA by choice.
There are areas where there are hardly any jobs and a lot of unemployed people.
>Labour surplus
>Can't find job
