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>One of the highest living standards in the world >Iso
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>One of the highest living standards in the world
>Isolated and safe from foreigners
>We have the most social benefits of all Nordic countries
What's your excuse, Anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18S2AFZSges
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I don't like the rain
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>>59832360
its a non country
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Everyone is inbred there
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>>59832360
i am not an autistic loser
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>>59832360
Why would you want people to go there? Have you seen the rest of europe?
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>We have the most social benefits of all Nordic countries
Give examples.
>Isolated and safe from foreigners
But where do you get all your Chinese/Indian food?
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>>59832360
It's an even more depressing and boring shithole than where I already live, and it doesn't even have real winters.
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>>59832360
I like trees.
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>>59832494
http://www.studul.fo/Default.aspx?pageid=8347
Unfortunately they don't have an english translation on their website yet, but each Faroese student is allowed, at a maximum of 6 years, to get around 6.5 million DKK for free from the state for their studies abroad, more than any other nordic country.
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>>59832610
Yeah but I think you're just nitpicking. For example Finland has the highest minimum guaranteed income in Nordic countries, but I don't take it to mean that every other benefit is higher too. Still that's the first and most important things I think of when I think of social benefits.
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>>59832360
how is the gf market over there?
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>>59832755
Nitpicking aside, the faroese benefit not only from our own welfare system, but we are Danish citizens, so we also get benefits from the Danish welfare system, which is sort of a double up of the welfare, though often times you are forced to choose one or the other.
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>>59832811
http://miriamjanus.com/gallery/Nude/2
Go enjoy some of our models
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what are you ethnically
danish?

are you not all seriously inbred
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>>59833021
The faroes are slightly inbred, the only noticable difference is the ratio of genetic diseases here compared to outside, f.x. the disease CTD (carnitine transporter deficiency) is quite rampant here, with 1/1000 having it, compared to f.x. the rest of europe where it is around 1/100.000.

Other than that, there isn't much inbreeding.
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>>59832360
Does Denmark have a natural resource that others don't have?

If not, I have no excuses.
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>>59832396
this

i can't imagine living on a bunch of shitty rocks with rainy and windy conditions 365 days every year

but then again i actually do
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>>59833176
Oil fields are predicted around the Faroes and Greenland. Once more of the ice on Greenland melts, the rare minerals there will be worth quite a lot to harvest.
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>>59832360
>One (1) city
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>>59832360
Your weather is terrible though
,how can you live their and not get depressed because of a lack of Vitamin D
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>>59832360
What's it like being irrelevant?
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>>59833291
3*
Tórshavn, Klaksvík & Fuglafjorður
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It looks so cold and boring. What do you do for fun?
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>>59833333
whats this meme flag?
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I'd live there
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>>59833319
You should be able to answer that yourself

>>59833370
Everything you do everywhere else, go to the movies, work out, hobbies, clubbing

>>59833317
It's terrible 8 months of the year, the rest are fantastic.
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Kek I'd rather move to Denmark
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>>59832360

how much kebap lives up there?
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Why didn't Scotland take back Faeroe Islands?

They could rename it to Skeggjar Islands. And force them to speak a human language. Maps would look better too.
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do u have burger and gun
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>>59833456
People know about Canada, people have to google wtf Faroe Islands is.
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>>59832360
How is Torshavn like? Is there a decent nightlife? Also post faroese qts pls
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>>59833319

> canada
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>>59832360
Ah yes, life on the Faroe islands

Time to kill myself
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>>59833497
The 2011 census, called Manntal, shows that 10% were not born in the Faroe Islands, but of these only 3% were born outside the Kingdom of Denmark. 6.5% of people older than 15 did not speak Faroese as their mother tongue. 33 persons said that they did not understand Faroese at all.[3] According to the 2011 census, 45 361 Faroese people (people living in the Faroes) spoke Faroese as their first language and 1546 spoke Danish as their first language.

I've only seen one kebap with his trashbag wife my entire life, and he was a tourist.

>>59833524
The united kingdom did actually, during WW2. Look up Operation Valentine.

>>59833538
Loads of burgers, not so much of the guns, though.
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>>59832360
This is the island where all the native women who are smart immigrate to Denmark instead of being fish wenches so instead fishermen marry filipina women.

This is also the island with the most adopted children in the world.

So like women are leaving and people are bringing in new blood. what makes this so great?
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does it have tough immigration policies?
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>>59833616
Nightlife is fine imho. I've been to many major european cities, and its not really comparable to that, but if you enjoy partying with a group of friends, getting shitfaced and not worrying about someone kicking your face in later that night, partying here is great.

as for qt's, go to
>>59832906
there are a couple of faroese models
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>>59833652

Sounds gud desu
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>>59833742
Alright nice I hope that I can visit your islands one day
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Wikipedia says the HDI of the Faroe Islands is 0.95, but that is complete bullshit.

The Faroe Islands barely made the PISA list in 2006, where we scored 409 in reading, 450 in mathematics and 417 in science, which is literally third world. In 2012, we scored less than Serbia in reading, less than Croatia in mathematics and less than Thailand in science.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programme_for_International_Student_Assessment
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>>59833834
>PISA
I remember taking some shitty test, perhaps the PISA test and not giving a shit, so I probably helped lower that score, along with my m8s
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>evil finland
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>>59833456
Where have you been outside of Faroe Islands? There's so much more to do in my city of 2 million than there is in an island of 50k
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>>59832360
>We have the most social benefits of all Nordic countries
i.e. "we're leeching off of Denmark haha"
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Can i get any weed there?
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>>59834028
Greenland, Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Scotland, Ireland, England, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Brazil
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>>59834092
xd

>>59834128
I don't know how easy it is as a foreigner, but most of the people here know a lot of local dealers, so it's easy to get hookups
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>>59832360
>Isolated and safe from foreigners

http://icelandreview.com/news/2015/07/23/man-arrested-allegedly-passing-hiv?language=en

>the man in question is a Nigerian asylum seeker
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>>59832360
Extrememely left-wing social justicey
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>>59834291
????
That's iceland m8
Please don't try to rustle my jimmies
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>>59834291
Shit, wrong flag, it's siesta time.
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>>59833333
these numbers are fascinating
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>>59832360
>What's your excuse, Anon?
The fact that the christian elite literally rules all politics and law on the island (you call it something specific). And that it's literally illegal to drink on Sundays and holidays from what I've heard.
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How many whales did you slaughter personally?
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People are leaving en masse and the beta men keep importing Thais
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how's the twink market over there
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>>59837556
>This is what danes literally believe

>>59837663
None, I've only participated once though.

>>59838488
We prefer lvl 19's, but we tend to get some 60 and 70 twinks here and there.
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>>59832360
Too cold
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>>59832360
You're luring us with social benefits? How about work? Do you have any work?
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>>59838994
>Croatian
Lol try again in the next life, the last person to get murdered here was killed by a croatian immigrant, so there are a lot of butthurt people
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>>59833456
>You should be able to answer that yourself
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>>59839074
Learn something new every day
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>>59839256
http://cphpost.dk/news/international/murder-case-brings-unexpected-spotlight-to-remote-faroes.html
As for your question relating to work, I work in my sparetime and I am now doing my final exams to finish my studies.
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>>59838851
>We prefer lvl 19's, but we tend to get some 60 and 70 twinks here and there
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Why do people regard a depressive NEET life in a depressive frozen shithole with such high regards here? Do people here just want to waste their lifes doing nothing?
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>>59839390
You work in your spare time...Work what? Don't tell me you catch fish. I am fucking done with fish. I've been living next to the sea my whole life, own a small fishing boat as well. I would want to do something else and return to fishing when I'm old and rheumatism is killing me from the moisture in the air
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>>59839512
Can't be too specific, small country you know.. But I don't work with fish.
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>>59832360
The most important question is, how is the internet speed?
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>>59839454
People here are control freaks to a certain degree and not having things their own way heavily discourages them, too much discouragement for the average individual. What one sees as fast paced life in big, noisy surroundings, another sees as a loss of control, even over their own lives. A general helplessness, no matter how trivial sounding. A calm surrounding, "depressed, frozen shithole" as you say, provides a slower tempo, a person can "catch up" with his surroundings. It provides a sense of control, quiet and reins
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>>59839553
Implying you're not the only faroese in 4chan
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>>59839553
Yes, my question was a bit hasty...
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>>59839618
If I'm not mistaken we're 3 active users:
1. The Christian Fundamentalist
2. The Self Hating Faroe Islander
3. Myself
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I mean, you have a nice flag, I like the purple.

But I'd need to learn a language that is almost useless, do you even get fibre there?

Apart from slaughtering whales, what do you guys actually do for hobbies?
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>>59833834
Isn't your economy mostly tourism and fishing?

Not as if you need to be smart for that.
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>>59839609
for me it sounds like giving up living 2bh, if you can't control things fight for the control, not give it up and try to find some place where you can control something kek
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>>59839763
You need to be a cunning, cheeky bastard to catch fish, man
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Are you rich like other nords
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>>59839689
Går du ind for en Færosk grundlov?
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>>59839828
>for me it sounds like giving up living 2bh, if you can't control things fight for the control, not give it up and try to find some place where you can control something kek
That's very "life coach" of you, but the average person is not built for resistance. It's still very hypocritical of us to armchair this issue, while probably doing the opposite. I know I like to take the easier winds more often than not. People here are extra sensitive. It requires dedication to come here every day (or whatever interval), argue, insult, stereotype people you know nothing about and defend your "ideals" against theirs, the people that mean nothing in your life. That's fucking meticulous, man. It means you're channeling your effort and energy in this place, meaning you're drawing it from somewhere else. My life is complete shit, by the way, it's literal inertia right now
Where do you draw it from? Where should your attention be, but it's here?
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Do you guys like monolingual Amerifats?
I don't want everyone to hate me.
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>>59839743
Don't bother learning the language if you only intend to visit, almost everyone speaks fluent english, like the other nordic countries.

We do exactly the same as everyone else does, hobbies, work out, movies, clubbing & socializing

>>59839880
Yes

>>59839881
Jeg ser ingen grund til det, er selv unionist.
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How are the British seen there?
And what of the (friendly) occupation during the war?
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Just tell me something, what about the internet (the most important thing in this life)?
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>>59839994
>but the average person is not built for resistance.
lol, then how have we survived until now? how have you predecessors lived? how have thousand of generations that died in harsher life conditions than yours have lived their lives if they are not built for resistance, of course they are built to solve problems, everybody is, that's how the human race has thrived until now. If you believe that the average person cannot thrive, you don't believe in humanity m8
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>>59840040
Positive vibes brother, scots are the ones who've had the biggest influence in the faroes, but englishmen are also well liked here.

Mixed opinions on the occupation. A lot of british soldiers made false promises to the faroese women to make them go with them back to britain, and most of them were never heard from again. Sort of a sore point, best not to bring that up if visiting.
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>>59840145

I'm Scottish.

Where do I sign up?
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>>59840145
But none of those women are alive now.... who will you really upset if bringing that up?
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>>59840007
I think that the faroes is one of the few places where people literally wouldnt care if you were american, neither positive or negative. American politics haven't really played any role here since the beginning of the cold war.

>>59840100
http://www.ft.fo/Default.aspx?ID=1395
From 10/1 to 50/5
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>>59840240
>lel we fugged your great grandmas and let them be single mothers and broken hearted
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>>59840265
3rd world tier desu
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>>59840111
First of, the key parts in your post is "predecessors" and "died in harsher conditions"

I think that civilizations are carried on the backs of not many people. The problem solvers are not the majorities, the people were getting more and more meek through centuries, and I also think your view of survival in harsh conditions, the way you describe it actually, is very gym-motivation tumblr-ish blog...
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>>59840240
The relatives of those who lost a part of their family. It's not as bad as it used to be, though.

>>59840221
Check out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0k1EVCHP2g
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>>59840327
When are you coming back to mother Norway?
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>>59840303

>br
>calling others 3rd world

desu ~

>>59840327

I'm trying to look for Faroe qties on youtube but I can't seem to find such content, its all environment shit.
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my excuse for what?
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>>59840407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLvpPl2Res0
A danish chick and a faroese qt

>>59832906
here are a few faroese models, if that's what you're looking for
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>>59832360
>depressing terrain
>depressing weather
>ugly buildings
Woah what a shit hole.
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>>59832360
What are you? Are you part of the "viking sphere"? Are u closer to nordics or britbongs/scots?
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It'd be interesting, last time I was in the northern hemisphere during winter my body got fucked up like as if it needed that skin cancer 45c dry heat
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>>59840607
Closer ties to viking sphere, influenced by the british sphere.

>>59840629
Come here during the summer, if you want a pleasant experience. Otherwise it'll just be rain, snow and mist.
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>>59840896

Looks desolate as fuck, plus a declining population.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a89dYfv2FKE

Can't we send the refugees your way?

>>59840629

Step up pussy, I arrived in Scotland last year in January, when I landed it was -5c, when I left Brisbane it was 45c.
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>>59833333
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>>59840968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGDAhmcIaM0
You make your own experiences here, noone will do it for you.
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>>59833333
Fuglafjorður city confirmed

Runavík on suicide watch
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>>59833333
Damn, just checked 'em
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>>59841267
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_towns_in_the_Faroe_Islands
Aja, tað skal sigast.
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>>59840315
>I think that civilizations are carried on the backs of not many people.
So you think only a few people work for the majority? Also finding food or getting money to raise a family are not problems?
Your grandpa probably had a much more harsh life than the one you are leading right now, and not thinking about those in a lot of generations before. Just think, your grandpa probably went through at least the WW2 and your father didn't have all the technological advances that you got now, also not even thinking about the other generations before. Life is easier now, due to those that have solved some problems, not to those that stay in doors saying they aren't built to do this
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Eruð þið með refi og hreindýr í Færeyjum?
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>>59841395
>Eruð þið með refi og hreindýr í Færeyjum?
Nei, vit hava hvorki revar ella reinsdjór.
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>>59832360
idk pls take me
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>>59841428
Eru engin villt spendýr í Færeyjum?
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>>59841519
What do you find so fascinating about the LGBT movement in the Faroes? You have been posting the same picture for 2 years now.
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>>59841579
>What do you find so fascinating about the LGBT movement in the Faroes?
That the whole population is involved. It's super tolerant
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Because I don't have a degree or any other form of education.

Besides, I thought many of your young women are leaving so young single men are probably the last thing you need.

http://www.nikk.no/en/news/women-leave-rural-areas-in-search-of-gender-equality/
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>>59841543
Bert rottur og mýs

>>59841519
Are you trying to overcompensate for something there, m8?
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>>59841653
>rural areas
Lel go fucking figure
I'd leave aswell if I were a woman outside of the capital
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>Why yes, I AM from the Faroe Islands
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>>59832360
Reminds me of a nordic version of Patagonia.
Small towns, cold, windy, isolated, irrelevant in a national and regional scale and no one wants to migrate there because it's so boring.

And another difference is that we are the size of France and Spain put together.

I hope muslims overrun Europe and whites start leaving for other countries so we start getting more people instead of penguins.
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>>59832360
living in a frozen hellhole where nothing happens
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>>59842117

>argentinian gets upset after realising that he's not white
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>>59841990
Fuck off England
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>>59842174
Think what makes you the happiest <3
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Looks and cozy desu
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>>59842117
>Reminds me of a nordic version of Patagonia.
Shut the fuck up, the patagonia is a shithole. It has pretty landscapes and some oil, but get out of comodoro rivadavia or bariloche and what do you get? FUCKING NOTHING. You have the worst province in the fucking country that is Tierra del Fuego that is a fucking money sinkhole, not even formosa is so detrimental to the country like those fuckers. And the worst part, half of the patagonia is owned by one fucking guy.

God damnit, why the hell did we even go there in the first place, nothing good ever came out of Patagonia.
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>>59842328

Not being Argentinian already brings me euphoria.
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>>59842413
It won't last forever. Soon they'll be all in jail and we'll make patagonia a huge winter resort.
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What can you do in Faarao Islands also known as evil Finland?
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>Faroe Islands
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>>59832360
Why would you raise awareness about your country?
Be invisible. Be like east euros. As long as the muzzies don't know we exist we are safe.
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>>59842820
WE
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As long as I had decent internet I would live there.
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>>59842847
DEM BOIS
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>>59842413
>argies killed indians for this
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>>59832360
excuse me do you accept refugees ?
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>>59832360
I'm not white
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What is the general public opinion on Grindadráp these days, is it still widely supported by the natives? Can Denmark force you to ban it, or is that completely up to you to decide?

Also, can foreigners partake in the hunting, or is it exclusively for natives?
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>>59842756
i like melancholic landscapes but the fact that there's snow in winter ruins everything
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>>59832360
That's why i like it, but i'm still staying here
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>>59833614
That may be true, but canada is weird
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>>59832360
I don't like whale (very much).
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>>59833333
Fucking quints. Now i have to go to faraoe islands one day
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>>59832360
>What's your excuse, Anon?
I have all three of those, with better benefits, on any of the hundreds of Norwegian islands I can pick from.
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>>59838994
Ever heard of how social benefits get paid?
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>>59832360
The Faroe Islands have internet? Color me surprised
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>>59844168
Norway is being overrun by muslims
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To be honest, I haven't moved to the Faroes simply because I respect them too much. My parents are both Icelandic expats, so I can (kinda) read Faroese, and I've always wanted to learn to speak it, also everything you said is true and more. They're beautiful islands with an ideal way of life, it's like my lifelong dream to live in a place like that. However, it wouldn't be fair to the people that some annoying American came in to go full weeaboo about their way of life. Maybe in Tórshavn less people would care, but if I did move I would move to Öravík since that's where my grandpa is from.

Maybe I'll just visit for a long time during the summer, learn the language, and "test the waters", so to speak. I look like an Icelander (blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin) so maybe nobody would notice.
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>>59845936
>isolated Norwegian islands
>muslims
You'ĺl barely even find Norwegians stupid enough to settle there. Svalbard is 44 times as big as Faroe Islands, with 2152 people. Good luck running into a Muslim before you're eaten by a polar bear.
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GIBB MUH RIGHTFUL CLAY
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>>59847832
Fuck off no brits allowed in this thread
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>nordic countries
what if i'm a manlet
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>>59832510
This. But on the other hand it does have good summers, different from these barren lands where I already live. Be ready for 40C (313K) in 2 months, these are unfit temperatures for the whitey.

>>59833021
Look who's asking.

>>59847738
Svalbard is a nice place, but it has no history besides mining.
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>>59843795
Sea Shepherd made the situation much worse. After they left last year, we got a new, much stricter whaling law (which is borderline fascist). Most people hate Sea Shepherd because they are provocative cunts. There is a tiny minority of natives who want to stop the grind, but even they hate Sea Shepherd.

Denmark cannot make a law in the Faroe Islands without it first coming through our parliament. Our parliament would never approve such a law. But the Danish government supports (at least in some sense) our right to whale. It's rare to see foreigners take part in the grind, but then again, no one asks where you're from.
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>>59847952
Men are on average 170cm here
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>>59832360
I wish I lived there but I'd like at least a decent internet connection and I don't really eat fish. How fucked would I be there?
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>>59832906
>webpage says nude
>women are at least partially clothed or lying down

Why is this allowed.
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>>59847738
>2152 people
Ikke flere? Trodde det bodde nesten 3000 der.
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>>59848291
perfect, will arrange for vigorous anglo-nordic hyperoffspring in the near future
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>>59848413
I guess only in Longyearbyen are 2152.
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>>59848413
Russere er ikke mennesker, Anonsen.
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>>59848291
I'm pretty sure we don't have any height statistics and no way it's 170 cm
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Honestly, if you could leave Denmark for us, would you? Deep down you know you are rightful Norwegian clay.

Danish people are the only ones who can move to the Faroe islands without too much trouble I assume? Do you think it would be doable for a Norwegian or someone from another scandinavian country?
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>>59848495
Correct, forgot to add the 492 in the Russian settlements.
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>>59832360
Please, just remove yourself from Denmark already and we can run away together.
Denmark will never love you like I do.
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>>59832428
look who's talking
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>>59832360
How easy is it to get a visa over there?
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>>59848506
sshhh i'm trying to get immigrants.
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>>59848706
Don't be a cuck anon.
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>>59848595
The Faroese don't understand your retarded language.
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>>59848793
Actually they're far closer related to Icelandic than Danish. Then again, both learn Danish in their schools. :^)
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>>59848793
Written Icelandic and Faroese look about as similar to me as written Danish and Norwegian. Basically the same language. The spoken form sounds a bit different to me though.
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>>59848969
Literally all Faroese people are bilingual. Danish is our second language. Most people speak Danish before public school.
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>>59849219
Thought it was a bit more difficult for you than that.
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>>59833333
>33333
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>>59833333
3 indeed my friend
3 indeed
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what are the odds of an uneducated Canadian getting citizenship? I can do manual labor
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>>59832360
it is beatiful, i didnt knew such island exists desu.
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>>59832360
Good place for the nuclear warfare.
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If you guys don't get filled by shitskins (both rapefugees or their future offspring in sweden) i'll consider it.

40 000 people it's too damn small, though.
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This guy should have his own show.
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>>59849040
Icelandic and Faroese are not the same language. You're a moron.
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>>59850006
>American reading comprehension
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>>59850004
>Not having an entire island to yourself
Foreigners will never know this feel
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>>59850004
There used to be 2 people, but they couldn't stand each other and one guy left. The same happened in "úti í Bo". His house now stores cheese for MBM.
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>>59850176
My faroese friend, is it easy to immigrate there?

Do I need to learn your language or is english pretty common?
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>>59850210
http://www.immigration.fo

most people speak English
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>>59850361
Do you guys have a strong scientific research sector?

I'm majoring in biotechnology, will i get good money?
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>>59850361
Do you have indoor skatepark there?
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>>59850439
Probably only if you go into the marine sector.
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>>59833333
Oh my god I love Faroe Islands now
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>>59850439
Most young Faroese women left the island to become career women and dubai toilets but luckily the Faroes has a vibrant LGBT community.
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>>59850773
>luckily the Faroes has a vibrant LGBT community.
Don't scare me bro
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>>59832360
you just got benefit from Denmark and circle jerk at home
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>>59850176
That's pretty sad. Is the government trying to make life outside the two main islands more attractive, or are they generally pushing towards centralising the population around Tórshavn and kill off the tiny, 'costly' communities?

How do the people living on the <500 even get supplies? Are there supply boats/helis or something? Looks pretty far to travel between some of the islands even by boat.
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>>59848171
Thank you for the excellent reply.
Good thing I kept my tabs open.
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>>59850004
Skúvoy is much more interesting imho.
My grandpa told me that based Tróndur í Götu attacked Sigmund Hannreiur at his house on the island, so Sigmund swam off to Suðuroy but was killed by some theif.
There are a lot of funny stories about those islands, man...
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>>59852820
Was your grandfather a Faroe Islander? Or how do you know about Tróndur í Gotu and Sigmundur Brestisson?
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>>59832360
Norwegians and islands dont fit in too good
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>>59853509
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>>59848171
I think its weird how people are so sensitive about killing whales just because they are big. Dislike that american attitude; "the bigger the more value it has".

We had a group of kids beating a duck motjer and her children (whatever they are called in english) to death last week with a crowbar.

Yes there was a notice about it in the newspaper but imagine if someone beat a whale family to death with a crowbar, SJW people would be in grief for months.
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>>59852947

I'd be willing to take a Faroese woman off your hands if she'd like a person who's 100% Scottish and has a British/Australian citizenship. Must be a qt though.

Preferably if she somewhat resembles my ex (left).
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>>59832360
how fast is the internet there
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>>59854059

Read the thread, its already been answered.
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>>59833333
is this poetry?
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>>59854006
>Preferably if she somewhat resembles my ex
Having trouble letting go senpai?

>Must be a qt though
>qt
Your ex looks like a fucking horse.
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>>59854327

>norwegian talking shit

Did you not forget the last time you tried conquering Scotland? You're lucky we never retaliated.

As if Norwegians have qt girls anyways.
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>>59840265
its expensive?
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>>59832360
Yeah but how fast in the internet there?
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Nothing. I'd move there in a heartbeat. Faroe is beautiful and the best nordic ''country''. deserves independence more than greenland imhfo

free it
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>>59854578
Your gf looks germanic as fuck

Also
>posting your gf on 4chan
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>>59854578
Seems like you need glasses considering how you cant even differ between a Danish and Norwegian flag.
But at least that explains why you'd hook up with an animal like that.
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>>59854584
>>59854693
79.36 USD for 50/5 internet
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>>59854714

It would collapse if they became independent. Many students require Denmark if they want to pursue anything.

The country has a very high cost of living.

>>59854718

She's Australian, also, I said ex.

>>59854838

Not my fault you fucks couldn't come up with an original flag. Plus it really wasn't about her looks, we started dating when we were 15 years old.
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>>59855087
>have the oldest flag in the world
>everyone copies you
>"whoa how original"
>the union jack literally uses the cross of st. george
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>>59855087
>>>british education

You're in the same sea as the fucks too. Goddamn you are retarded. Get off this board, underaged faggot. Denmark's flag is original. The other nordic nations took the idea from Denmark to use the same flag style.
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>>59855087
You do realize the Danish flag is the one of the oldest flags in the world right? And they say us americans are retarded lol
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>>59833497
why the fuck are you using the turkish spelling, i thought kebab makers used kebab instead of kebap
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>>59855285

I'm not English, the flag isn't mine.

>>59855400

I couldn't give a shit, what have they brought to the world? The great British empire conquered it.
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>>59853913
>american attitude; "the bigger the more value it has".

Did you pull this out of your gaping asshole? Swedes are fucking retards.
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>>59832360
I don't wanna fuck sheep on a rainy rock over there
I'd much rather fuck cows in the rainy field over here
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>>59855582
>I'm not English
Then what are you? A nigger? a paki?
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>>59855060
Yeah but how fast is it?
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>>59850361
>.fo
that's adorable :3

>>59855663
triggered you hard i see
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>>59855782
Dude why are you so racist?
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>We have the most social benefits of all Nordic countries
>of all Nordic countries
>Nordic countries
>Nordic

You're the territory of a Nordic country.

You are neither properly Nordic nor a proper country.
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>>59856410
OMYGOD RIGHT LIKE RACISM IS LIKE SO GROSS

Fuck off. Different cunts don't break into hives whenever someone mentions a nigger or a paki like you do. Take your blue pill, anon. It's about that time of the day.
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>>59857076
I have no clue what you're talking. You're kinda all over the place.
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>>59855582
try conquer a danish girlfriend you fucking loser
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>>59857195
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>>59857195
go fuck yourself IN THE ASS
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>>59855663
THE american attitude is bigger is better

No other people are as fanatic about big dicks, big cars, height, muscle, big mcmansions
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>>59859977
>No other people are as fanatic about big dicks
That's only Sweden.
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>>59856410
Nordics are most racist people in europe. Frustrated because their women prefer bbc
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>>59860244
Should look at the couples in any nordic city. You will probably see black guys with white females every now and then but its rare.
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