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Depression edition
Who /depressed/ here
karen
posting here I guess
>>59818379
I'm depressed
>that utter shit Canadian one
>>59818361
gib details
i can relate
canadians fucking suck
>unironically being a brit
Oh jeez, this fancy new "final /brit/ thread" meme is too dank for me.
>>59818441
He actually thought it would be funny in his head.
Why are Canadians so reddit?
i was depressed for a while (srs)
much better now, since i have gone above and beyond investing myself for my future and the hard work is paying off finally
hang in there
Did kegels last night really hard and now I have this weird perma-semi what do I do
what's a bong? why are you called britbongs?
Imagine having a loveable face
>/brit/
brit doesn't exist anymore losers
it was disbanded by parliament
we have New \Brit\ now
>>59818354
>>59818354
>>59818503
get one of your students to suck you dry
i give this thread my official stamp of approval
>>59818462
>Unironically being a CanUCK.
>>59818500
yea same here familia, short term feels dont matter so much to me right now
>>59818517
Don't worry leaf the custodian is on his way
>>59818517
should've just made a normal thread u got first
Imagine having an enjoyable adult life
>>59818492
hello r3ddit
tfw dont have a gf to go to the movies with to have an excuse to go watch movies like finding dory
What did she mean by this?
>>59818517
xD absolutely ebin my Canadian friend! Good show, sir! :^) *gives reddit gold*
>>59818550
Suicide inducing
>>59818548
whatever
this gay depressive one has won out
Depressed because I don't have friends
>>59818567
means you should put "tinder" somewhere in your future posts so my filter gets you
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this canadian is either 13 or a good shitposter
>>59818582
rude
>>59818517
Delet this
>tfw I literally cry myself to sleep every night
>>59818379
the late night /brit/s are the most robot friendly sort
I am /depressed/, got to stay alive because of my parents though
really hate living
>>59818517
But old /brit/ was /new/brit/.
Fucking newcunts.
>>59818618
wuss
runt
fuckwit
STOP BEING MEAN TO CANADA REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59818594
Overrated.
All of my friends are getting married in the next 12 months and I've never had a gf
If you're unloveable like me, stay indoors
Canadian posters somehow manage to be even worse versions of Yanks.
I'm not depressed but kinda middling. An okay girl wants to be my gf but I Just kinda wanna fuck her but at the same time if I reject her then I won't get anything so she's basically blackmailing wtf
Wahey who here /despondent/
diagnosis depression.
on tablets for it now
Can't finish this fucking math test lads.
18 questions, 25 minutes, but the questions are complicated.
Like, there'll be a table showing costs, prices, and sales of three products, and you have to figure out how much the company would increase (as a percentage) its profits if product C were to reduce material cost to $4.25, and increase unit sales to 250.
>>59818665
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not a fan of some of my country"men"
>>59818665
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>>59818634
that was /Brit/ Cl
>>59818618
i pass out drunk every single night. consider it a success if i don't wake up fully clothed
>Dont really like most of my m8s
>Dont want to go back to the billy no m8s lifes
(also get spooked! :3)
>>59818683
not a fan of all of them if I'm honest
>>59818594
don't have any friends either lad
what are your interests?
>>59818645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
need someone to little spoon for me
>>59818695
Do you sleep well?
I can't sleep more than 4 hours when drunk
Don't feel much of anything anymore. Suicidal ideation is starting to feel more like actual suicidal urges. Life's getting worse. Think we're coming to the end boys.
>>59818671
post it lad i want to solve it so i can feel good about myself
>Canada
not a fan
>>59818706
cry about it some more bitchboi
How can I live off benefits or get by on the minimum lads?
I'm fucking miserable and just want to drink myself to sleep everyday
>>59818379
Right here fäm.
Slamming vodka helps.
>>59818695
How long have you been doing this for?
Growing more and more confident that I'll never enjoy another day in this life as much as the days I've already lived. It's just getting worse and worse as I get older, probably about time to cut out and spare myself more misery and humiliation 2bh.
>>59818717
It's a legit option if you're really depressed imo
>>59818665
hit that until you don't want to hit that anymore
and then quit
that's what 90% guys between age 15-25 do
>>59818717
godspeed you depressedlad, may you find the release of true death
>>59818710
woah
>>59818758
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>>59818758
>tfw almost 25
HELP
>>59818712
same
>>59818379
Whatever happened to thinks are easier when your older, college best years of your live etc
We're all slaves
>>59818707
Sleep and shit post here
>>59818718
I get the answers right, but I don't have enough time to do them all.
It's the numerical test from here: https://www.cebglobal.com/shldirect/en/practice-tests
You have to sign up though. I'm doing it for a job application.
>>59818715
that happens because alcohol fucks up your sleep pattern. the body adjusts over time and you can sleep fine
>>59818746
over 5 years daily
normies FUCK OFF
So basically when you die its just like before you were born? And then when the universe restarts ill come back, right?
>>59818806
this
>>59818818
yes lad
>>59818777
you're 25 you've seen korea and can shitpost fluently on /brit/
chin up dick up
>>59818806
Yanks too
SQUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>59818834
Based
so lads.
I think I've found a fit girl who actually likes me.
she was biting her bottom lip when she passed me down a hallway.
shows nervousness etc as she feels sexual tension and doesn't want to goof up infront of me
anyways.
how do i make a move now?
when you die you wake up imo t︃bh
>>59818846
why?
literally crying right now lads
Reminder.
just had sex with my gf lads
shit was so cash
6 beers and I get a hangover
>>59818818
spooky
>>59818879
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>>59818859
just be yourself
Any lads want to sleep well should download this app
it helps trust me x
>>59818859
None of your stories ring true lmao
Alri lad
Thoughts?
>>59818877
not reading that shit
>>59818859
>she was biting her bottom lip when she passed me down a hallway.
this is so stupid
real life is such a fucking meme
859
you tell us casanova
>>59818877
oh fuck off /pol/ these are /r9k/ hours leave the raceposting for literally any other fucking time
Don't want to continue experiencing this nightmare anymore. Reckon I've had enough.
i think that like
the reason people die is that they like
figure out the meaning of life which was like their spiritual mission in life and then something happens to kill them
and then their spirit gets to like fly between dimensions and space n shit
>>59818909
funny banter :D
My mum unironically calls me a fat cunt atleast once a week and tells me that she wishes I died.
>"I'm ashamed of you I am. Everyone talks about you Anon, about how you never leave your room. It makes me ashamed, all of my friends have good kids who went to uni and I'm stuck with you, staying in your room all night. I hope you leave. If you died in there I wouldn't even notice, not even with the smell, because your room smells so bad anyway."
My favourite phrase of hers is when I give her sass, she says "Are you fucking smarting me boyo?".
>>59818899
How does it work? Should also probably tell us what it's called
>>59818909
hilarious
wish i was a billionaire that could just talk shit to nerds on twitter
>>59818919
>replying to him
>>59818899
What's it called
>Ywn be a space bounty hunter going on wacky adventures and interacting with a crew of zany characters
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
doing a suicide
>>59818949
good mum banter haha
>>59818960
that's true, i forgot about the 'not giving you a (You)' maymay
what's a good brand of fedora to buy?
>>59818909
wish that girl would splain her vagina for me if you catch my drift
>>59818927
Reminder.
>>59818979
your country is doing a suicide
>>59818938
So babies in their womb open their third eye just as rasheed the doctor aborts them wew
I can hear music coming from somewhere
>>59818949
Top lel
My mother says, "you're a man! You should have a woman!"
might cover my face in petrol and light it on fire
collect benefits when i'm too deformed to work
>>59818953
>>59818963
Sleep cycle
Uses phone microphone to listen to you sleep
made it across the water lads. In France for the first time what do?
>>59818550
Too many feels
might kill myself tonight
Business idea: torch my own home while here alone and shoot whoever runs out
Why am i alive right now? Why am i not alive in the 25th, 18th century etc. What are the odds im even alive?
>>59818949
really sad
>>59819029
just be yourself
Christ head on off to /r9k/ or reddit with this whinging and wailing already rather than feeding this depression spiral here
go do something you lazy cunts or at least have a drink to calm down
>>59819041
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>>59819013
>family event with super normie family
>"so where's your gf anon. you're a nice looking young lad!"
complements from 50 year old aunts mean NOTHING
>>59818896
hahahaha no
>>59818900
this one is legit, she's tried hitting on me in a club before and I've been like nah_lol.jpg
however, I'm hoping she has no FWB or BF rn
i say this because i was in the library till 4am by myself and she was there till 2am sitting near me and then returned 4am to where i was only for my to scowl at her because i was tired as f and she was like pissed_face_why_look_at_me.jpg anyways, between 2am and 4am sounds like shagging time but it was a sunday?
anyways, whatever lad.
>>59819029
>be in uk and post
>get German flag
>make it to Calais
>uk flag now
???
>>59819027
So it spys on you
woops forgot to call my grandad
>>59819013
Call her bluff and become a trap
>>59819061
FUCK you
>>59819039
who says you weren't and who says you won't be?
>>59819090
He dies
>>59819071
>"well, auntie, you see there's this lad named Chad..."
>>59819052
totally not racist
is it true that girls can have multiple FWBs?
>>59819076
This sounds even less true you mong hahaha I hope you're real fucking hell
>>59819061
this
>>59819130
Yeah but not with you silly boy x
>>59818993
Yeah, I've learned to laugh at it now.
>>59819013
Same here, but she legit told me today I had a face not even a mother could love.
>>59819041
Yeah. It's been going on since I was 14 (19 now), and has actually gotten worse. Once a month she goes completely fucking crazy and assaults me, breaking my shit, knowing I wont fight back.
is it true the UK has chocolate frogs called froggos that they put toys inside of?
>>59818797
Top lad
What's your poison
Going to get 1.5 pint of 9% to put me to sleep
Brb
>>59819130
i had a girl friday text me
>what's the likelihood of you coming down to min tonight (penis emoji)
I didn't reply jej shagged her three times already, anything more than that is dangerous on the girl as she might start getting attatched.
>>59819171
mate, you can get some money from the govt to go and study a trade, earn decent money after 6 months - 1 year and move out and shitpost on here for a hobby
Would you fuck this 27 year old geography teacher? She just got jailed for fucking a 16 year old student at her school lmao
>penis emoji
When I was at school I didn't have any friends and used to walk around the playground on my own
Feel like nothings changed but the playground is just life
wish this gook cunt would fuck off already
>>59819180
Toys if you're good. Coal Froggos are a shock the first time you get one. It's why our teeth are so bad.
>>59819232
My biology teacher at school was 10/10 faf, she left after some student was caught peering through her window at home lmao
>>59819187
£1 for 500ml. God bless Bolan
>>59819251
at least now this is playground you can masturbate in
>When I was at school I didn't have any friends and used to walk around the playground on my own
>Feel like nothings changed but the playground is just life
>>59819251
i used to hide in the toilets because i was scared someone would talk to me
>>59819061
fuck off normie
>>59819159
well of course but I'm not sure if I'd be comfortable with that
actually fuck that who am i kidding of course i would lol
>>59819221
I already making living off of some undeclared work I do online. Other than that, I've ballooned up to 28 stone, and lost contact with all of my friends from Comp.
>>59819268
>that one American who gets extremely buttfrustrated everytime I post
what's your story?
>>59819281
Lol that is crazy
>>59819239
lad use this for sexting, works everytime and it's not even mainstream yet.
watching a documentary
>>59819251
I used to walk around the school or sit on the rails outside maths
>>59819313
you're fucking pissing me off
>>59819251
>>59819291
>tfw I used to sit in a toilet cubicle at lunchtimes when I was in college
I just want to be alone
>Anon seriously stop complaining, gosh
>>59819358
God, I would love to do a hot poo on her face
>>59819344
why
>>59819383
her face looks plastic
How off putting are man tits to women? One girl I know calls me Timmy Titties, but she's a cunt.
am i the only one here who actually had lots of friends in school? i remember when my mate started selling £5 and £10 bags of weed in year 10 we were the most popular guys around
Do not reply to him
>>59819171
starting to sound like she has legit mental problems
>>59819387
i don't know. it is something about the whole vibe you give off that makes me fucking angry to see that little shitty white gook flag posting here every night
can we just nuke Melbourne
>>59819397
I reckon i could heem you cunt
>>59819414
ye i did but because im tall tho.
means people give no shit to you coz you're not a manlet but also your best m8s would also be tall and big
>>59819414
>weed in school
holy shit poverty st
this thread is getting me down
fuck I just remembered I left my washing in the machine all day, it's probably going mouldy right now
>>59819281
You can get 3 litres of strong cider (7.5%abv) for like £3.50-£4.00 here.
don't reply to it
i fucking hate people who vape. and i say that as a regular cigarette smoker. i don't go around blowing fag smoke in people faces keep that fruity bollocks away from me
don't drink for the effects of alcohol 2bh, just like the taste of beer
looberty goo
i know anybody's gonna be lonely
>>59819557
>>59819499
Were you privately educated?
>tfw no qt chubby bf
>>59819448
Totally. She constantly calls me by different names, especially my sister's. She also always stops sentences right in the middle, and consistently misremember events that happen even just a few minutes ago.
Like earlier, she was talking to her friend over the phone and her friend asked why she rang, and she told her that I told her that Morris called (she didn't). Except I didn't. Then when she was talking I told her "no I didn't mam, I said SOMEBODY rang, I don't know who"
>"ARE YOU FUCKING SIMPLING ME BOY?"
do i look like a fedora tipper for getting real ales at pubs and not carling or another lager like the lads
Really wish I lived in the 70s or 80s lads, kinda sick of all this technology
>>59819595
are you talking about me again
posted a pic last thread
>>59819562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3Nl1GZzuw
>>59819610
>he says whilst posting on an children's internet imageboard.
>>59819609
Nah
Who here a /mostpeculiarman/?
>>59819661
https://twitter.com/LatuffCartoons/status/734841235219877893
>>59819609
You like a man with hair on his chest
>>59819661
i love this guy's face
he looks like a proper cuntbag
i'd vote for him on appearance alone
>>59819667
What about craft ales?
>>59819610
how did that shit even work?
>call friend on rotary dial phone
>"hey want to meet up in an hour?"
>"sure!"
>turn up to meeting place
>other person is delayed or something
>just stand there waiting, maybe find a payphone but they don't answer, eventually decide to leave
>>59819661
>tfw people vote UKIP as an anti-establishment vote
>tfw people are still mad
>tfw people will realise UKIP are literally just another shit London centralised party over next 4 years
>tfw Labour will become the anti-establishment party
>tfw not only our diehard labour voters will vote for us but also people who are sick of Cameron and his right wing bullshit
>tfw one step closer to socialism and a class conciousness
>What about craft ales?
>>59819281
How do you get black out drunk on beer? I always end up bloated and tired before I'm sloshed but carrying on my habit of 750ml of liquor a day will put me under the ground prematurely for certain
The more I accept my subconscious decision to never go back to that fucking shite job, the better I feel.
Already put in 2 applications at car dealerships, think I'll try out the auto industry.
>>59819744
>Labour isn't London centralised
>UKIP is
What the fuck you been drinking lad?
>>59819655
Sigh, I'm well aware of the irony. Much as I like some things all the negative stuff outweighs it. And it's moving too fast!!
>>59819756
>liquor
Fuck off yank.
>>59819761
being a used car salesman is not being in the auto industry you fucking loser, that is being in the sales industry.
>>59819737
You look like a man with hair on his chest and a well defined sense of taste
>>59819775
Labour is the party for Wales and has been since 1922.
Only Blarite cunts have made it Westminster orientated
Fuck Blarites
>>59819641
this is totally different to what i had in mind but i like it
>>59819756
>how do you get drunk on 9% super strength lager
well gee i dunno
>Fuck Blarites
>Labour is the party for Wales and has been since 1922.
>>59819797
Manufacturing, selling, and maintaining cars is LITERALLY THE AUTO INDUSTRY YOU THICK FUCKING CUNT
>tfw we are now living in a post-mainstream, semi-ironic multiquasi-unironic society
>>59819817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_G6P3eUE6o
>>59818379
>so depressed I'm actually reading the fucking Bible
>>59819917
is it helping?
>>59819874
Um, rude.
>Losing all hope was freedom
Is this true?
>>59819856
>implying you are going to be manufacturing, designing, engineering, or maintaining any car
you sitting around walking people around a car lot isn't the auto industry you fat fuck. if you were a mechanic or engineer or had a corporate job in a car company, then I would say it is. but you aren't, and you've failed at everything in life, fuckstick.
>>59819856
you're right of course. but i don't think it's unfair to claim that the term "auto industry" carries heavy connotations of the production side of things
Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the morning last.
Just kicking down the cobble stones.
Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.
Hello lamppost,
What cha knowing?
I've come to watch your flowers growing.
Ain't cha got no rhymes for me?
Doot-in' doo-doo,
Feelin' groovy.
Got no deeds to do,
No promises to keep.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
Let the morning time drop all its petals on me.
Life, I love you,
All is groovy.
>>59818877
i like the jews
>>59819924
what the fuck is wrong with yurup
getting a job in the auto industry lads
Anon shared Everything Rugby League's video.
>>59819979
YOU BETTER NOT JUST BE A FUCKING USED CAR SALESMAN YOU FUCK
Anyone seen circle (2015 film)?
>everybody vote for the black guy!
Got a job in auto industry lads, it's pretty cool
t. Toto Wolff
im an old car lads haha
hope someone will come inside of me soon xx
>>59819938
Thanks for the advice Mr. Section 8, I'll be sure to consider it while I'm pounding your sister's sweet anus in the bed of my Silverado.
>>59819948
I agree that that is a large aspect of it but there is zero point to producing vehicles if you don't have any way to sell or maintain them. It's like making a brain with no body to put it in.
>I say stay
>>59819922
A little bit but I'm just so negative about everything. It's difficult.
>>59818379
Hello ;_;
>>59819972
It's a hundred times worse for us, you spoilt shit.
will a cambridge maths degree get me ahead in the auto industry?
Who remembers when you had P.E. last lesson on Tuesdays so all the lads would smoke spliffs down the shops at lunch and then play footy stoned
Good times
>>59820078
We had triple period computing so we'd go smoke bongs on the break
>>59820071
Yea it'll help you calculate how many cars you need to sell in order to meet your quota
>>59820053
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
>>59820078
>going to some runty state school
*scoffs pretentiously*
>>59820078
>when the borders started growing bud out the back of the bording house and the police had to get involved
>when the gappy from eton would buy us beers
ahaha ha hmmm
>>59820107
*drops the nut on you*
Don't get cheeky again you posh cunt
>>59820146
one day you will work for me
*gets king hit*
yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwwwcccccccchhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59819456
funny because when I'm at home I use a VPN and post with a british flag and blend in fine, you jist have some sand up your cunt about the flag desu
>>59820078
Yeah, except mines a little different. P.E was on Thursdays and Fridays for me, I would be alone, it was in toilets, and instead of spliffs it was some deep fried mars bars I bought from the chippy during break.
>>59820101
There are four lights
>>59820078
Is this a meme or did people actually smoke marijuana at your school?
>>59820178
You sound like a pathetic sack of shit desu
Addicted to porn and excuses lads
>>59820178
Fuck off jock fatty
>>59820198
They did at mine
>>59820178
ahahaha fat cunt
addicted to lies and regrets dudes
>>59820101
Why does my universal translator not work?
need the barista qt to be my gf ffs
*drops a mining truck's tyre on my testies*
ugggggggggggghhhhhh this will settle the fire .. for nowr
>>59820201
You sound like you're compensating for your own personal inadequacies by insulting anonymous strangers on a Malaysian knitting enthusiast forum 2bh.
>>59820198
Not a meme, we actually did
People probably did at yours too but you'd have to be one of the cool kids to know about it, sorry
>>59820098
Similar here. Three hours of physics in an afternoon so run round to a lads flat after lunch and toke a big fat pollen spliff, three of us beforehand. Lecturer had a lisp too. It was hilarious. No idea how I passed anything.
>>59820188
There are five lights.
>>59820222
Good post and good numbers to match
>>59820201
Not as degenerate as weed though.
>>59820215
I'll have you know I'm Welsh.
>>59820222
Rude.
*rubs finger around anus*
*smells it*
Aw yeah got all I need here for a fun 3AM kek
>>59820238
Big guy, when the plane fell.
>>59820244
>No idea how I passed anything.
I fucking hate people who said that and I just did. I studied like fuck.
>>59820242
Ha yea right nigga
I played waterpolo in the fall and swam in spring, I never had a day of PE since middle school
>>59820272
hahahaha NIPPLE CRIPPLE tsssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>People probably did at yours too but you'd have to be one of the cool kids to know about it, sorry
lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10296249
http://www.strawpoll.me/10296249
http://www.strawpoll.me/10296249
http://www.strawpoll.me/10296249
>>59820241
just be urself
>>59820310
I'd call the PE teacher on you, except he hated me and was friendly with the lads.
Fuck you.
best pop song out right now imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMH0Xglh7GA
>>59820304
>waterpolo
That's pretty fucking gay, Phelps.
>>59818379
>I'm getting there to be honest
>I lost some friends recently
http://www.strawpoll.me/10296252
>>59820332
>all these soccer plebs
>>59820332
>either of those a winter sport
FODY
>>59820356
We don't have ruggers here
>>59820368
>>59820379
back to your damp holes, utter proles
>>59820340
>bitch singing about love with autotuned voice #65683453886
ah yes
>>59819557
me on the right
>>59820332
Oooh I can answer this one.
>>59820178
I only ever did PE in the winter because we were allowed to wear jackets, thus covering up my fatness.
Nvm, I didn't do football or rugby, I was always a rounders and tennis kid.
>>59820356
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10296252
None of those. Rugby you smug cunt.
>>59820294
Now I understand. You use stories to speak. I know big guy, when the plane fell. I feel like CIA in plane.
>>59820421
rugby is a winter sport you fucking idiot go up a poll
>>59820421
tbf rugby is a winter sport here
there's literally no winter in australia
what are you cunts on about
>>59820437
Is it too hot to play during the summer?
>>59820340
You're a faggot.
So am I.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5heqfFNu8kM
>>59820476
evidently not if cricket's a summer sport
>>59820436
It's always winter here.
I'm welsh
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