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Alcoholism edition
*does a poo*
it isn't the bump limit yet you FUCKING MONG
Good thread
Will pass out in a minute so be good /brit/
Making a G&T lads
at school I had a choice between rugby and badminton and I chose badminton so I was inside, warm, and it was like 30 girls to 3 boys
who /blindsideflanker/ here
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>>59820460
fuck off foreigners
>>59820456
>no winter
its literally 16 rn you cunt
>>59820460
>not 2nd row
when will you learn?
>>59820420
How do I stop worrying/thinking about stuff outside of my control?
*falls asleep*
>>59820472
lol go play soccer or something, kid. the men are talking.
>>59820449
Took badminton for my PE credit in college
I fucking loved that shit, especially when I got good enough to play those damn Chinese and win
2 Year anniversary of Elliot Rodger's death
>>59820473
i played second row up until year 11 except I was only 5'11 while we had two guys who were 6'6 and 6'5 respectively so I just went for blindside which was my other played position
preferred flanker tbqh
>Want to drink
>Have to wait for the doctors to open so I can get my repeat prescription note that I lost
>>59820472
>fuck off foreigners
>on international board
Me and the bf, I'm the one on the right
So, any luck with girls so far lads?
>>59820523
Can I go to your wedding on Saturday?
>>59820512
>tfw I read thay arrogant fuckers autobiography
some funny stuff in there though
Lol at this site memorializing him
http://lookism.net/Forum-Shitty-Advice
>For U.S. men, the average life expectancy is 76
>another four decades or more of this shite
>>59820473
16 is fucking sweltering to be fair lad
>>59820539
>being 36
hello grandpa
>>59820531
his manifesto is one of the greastest things ever written hahahaha
it could honestly be turned into a comedy
aaj
como andan lads
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>>59820539
no-one cares about your blog posts
>>59820527
some
>>59820531
He was a selfhating racist.
Typical half Asian
>>59820558
ironic
>>59820576
why did you reply to him
Really need some top lads to post their favourite Shakira songs
>>59820568
>Typical half Asian
haha ha ha hmmm
*looks into the mirror and performs daily routine of covering face in milk*
>>59820582
Because it was ironic
Why the fuck is the aussie footy team called the socceroos
The whole lot of them need FOYing
>when you make a post that gets a bunch of (you)s
The last thing that makes me happy desu senpai.
Think i'll take up smoking
want to die but too pussy to do it straight up
>>59820588
White father?
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>>59820607
(You)
>>59820584
SHHHHHHHAKIRA SHAKIRA!
>>59820565
Describe them
>>59820613
nah white mum and 1/4 russian 3/4 han dad
>>59820568
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>>59820576
>>59820584
>4 yank posts in a row
>>59820612
Death by smoking is a meme.
>>59820618
Nah, doesn't do it for me when it's a cheap (you).
business idea: doing a poo for money
>>59820549
Yeah, going through the whole thing of him being a massive prick and then getting beat up and humiliated was funny
>>59820618
all me
*lays down the boogie*
*plays that funky music til I die*
>>59820604
ASIA PACIFIC CHAMPIONS MENTIONED
>>59820635
one was french the other was polish
>>59820644
Nice. AMWF is better tbqh
Religion, by its very definition, is a meme.
>>59820659
the story of him at the party is honestly something I could see happening in a comedy movie. I actually thought I was reading some sort of joke that someone had put out and said this was his manifesto
>he didn't play british bulldog during breaks at school
uh..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
>>59820688
its all a huge joke. these fucking dead shits are just inherently beta and go around projecting that on being half white half asian (or as i've come to call it -- sunlight yellow). they need to grow up. I especially don't understand their angst if they live in a new world nation.
Great thread
cats or dogs lads?
>>59820726
are you gay mate? looking for a cute asian to bum
>he didn't play four square during breaks at school
urhmm...
>>59820694
I always wanted to. I always said shit like "c'mon lads, you could use some heavy hitters like me to take em down."
They said "Fuck off Anon you fat cunt. Noone likes you".
>>59820726
Do you visit /r/hapas?
>>59820734
Dogs are lads.
>>59820745
no and i've already got a boyfriend
>>59820752
:^(
>>59820689
So is your mum's fanny: it's all over the internet and everybody's seen it already
>>59820721
I never EVER reply to >hurrr look at lisicki posts
however
that jpg is honestly brilliant.
I have never known the touch of a woman lads
Maisie
>>59820762
no i literally did not pay it any attention until people started plastering this shit all over /int/
>>59820745
>>59820770
forty (40) keks
Always fun when a big fight happened at school and everything started shouting "X and Y are fighting" and literally hundreds of students form a ring around then cheering
>>59820770
PLEASE BE IN MINNESOTA
>>59820512
Real human bean, and a real hero.
>>59820806
Just be thankful you haven't known the touch of a man
>>59820779
I'm not responsible for it. .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ
Never actually watched GOT, are there any lewd scenes featuring Maisie or Sophie
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>>59820831
hahaha JOKES BOYS im not actually a cute girl hahaha you know what im like (;
>>59820522
You must be new here. Fuck off jf.
>>59820773
Are you the same Aussie lad from earlier that made fun of me for skipping PE by hiding in the toilets eating deep frief mars bars? If so fuck off.
the feds wanna shift man
>in 4 hours and 24 minutes I will begin my new job
Fucking scared lads what do I do?
>>59820860
No but I've got some VERY lewd Maisie pics if you're interested
>>59820875
no thats me
>>59820875
nah lol not me
>>59820721
I see that you too watched X-men Apocalypse.
>>59820860
mate fingered them both outside an underage disco in carlow
>>59820883
have a wank
went for a cheeky flight earlier lads
>>59820883
Walk in, give the owner a firm handshake and look him right in the eye.
>>59820883
pump darts
how i constantly smoke and drink but remain healthy? loads of vitamin pills? i don't plan on living past 40
I remember last year I was really depressed about work. I was at the dinner table with my family and I just started crying for no reason. I didn't cry at my Uncle's funeral when they all did. At the dinner table they didn't even ask what was wrong. They just ignored it. It was surreal, like a David Lynch film.
>>59820522
This is /brit/. Couple of years ago we would take exception at even Irish lads posting.
Feel honoured we tolerate you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ah9xy4SqnWw
kek
>>59820875
Shut the fuck up fatty
>>59820886
Don't just say that, post them
>>59820888
>>59820889
Wow, exact same time!
>>59820939
all me
>>59820864
that's what i had understood
"im not gay and i already have a bf as a man"
kek as they say
>>59820929
hello lee ping
>>59820902
What the fuck went on here then, story please
>>59820930
>>59820883
Remember that no matter what happens we'll all be dead in 80 years
i don't die
i ascend to another plane of existence
>>59820931
Fuck off newfag
/brit/ originated with /anglo/
>>59820892
No mate. Not yet. Heard it was shit. Heard Civil war was better but haven't watched that either.
Is Eurythmics in X men then?
>>59820931
We really are too kind to these jf sub-humans.
Imagine having a pretty girl's affection...
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>>59820935
Fuck off then you cunts. I told you I wanted to play bulldogs, they just wouldn't let me. Not my fault I'm fat. Also, I wouldn't make fun of depressed people. I already detailed my sad relationship with my mother in the previous thread at:
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>>59820984
hope you don't ascend to this plane! >>59820902 hahahahaha
>>59820973
>implying you won't be able to become a trans human cyborg
>>59821002
hahaha (f)attitude!
STOP
BULLYING
NOW
>>59821002
I really don't blame your mum you FAT SHIT
sort yourself out fatty bum bum and then maybe you can get some sympathy
Also FOY
>>59820973
do you not think science will figure out the human mind and create a computer program that can mimic it exactly within our lifetimes? literally the door to immortality desu
>>59820991
Yes, during a scene involving Quicksilver that /tv/ are jumping on as the meme scene of the piece.
Also, does that guy next to the ginger woman remind anyone else of Ashens?
>>59820934
lel
>>59821016
hot desu
>>59821002
fuck mate just lose weight its seriously not hard
just go to the gym and start lifting weights. cut out the vile shit that you eat and you'll eventually start dropping weight -- what you think at some point you'll be dumb bell pressing 35kg but still be a fat cunt? no. your weight is your problem mate so fucking fix it yourself.
unironically going out to buy this car tomorrow lads
http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?listingId=429526532
>>59821036
Probably not, and metaphysically speaking I don't think a computer simulation = you.
>>59820973
Speak for yourself, faggot.
I'm a Welshman
Lads what if instead of saying
LONDON
when a girl posts, we say
NEW ISLAMABAD
haha just a little banter of the top of me head haha just a cheeky little gimmick hahaha
>>59821018
>>59821036
if it happens none of us will be able to afford it
>>59821002
are you legit fat or skinny fat
>>59820997
That's the plan, as soon as I buy an aeroplane ticket to America.
>>59820997
>Imagine
About all I'll ever do hahaha
>>59821040
Dave Clarke?
>>59821002
My mother told me that her and my dad want to kill themselves and it is my fault.
Words are meaningless to everyone who isn't a thin skinned faggot, which you are the opposite of.
>>59821105
Feels
>>59820931
>int
fuck off srly
>>59821080
You have my condolences.
>>59820996
implement that attitude in your own country before you start running that type of trite online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OC7z__uKbA
>>59821097
Are you going to be the British gentleman or the Hugh Grant charmingly stammerer?
>>59821093
You won't. We will become cyborgs on the NHS.
>>59821002
first off, i wasn't making fun of you.
second, it is your fault you're fat. mum doesn't force feed you anymore, you choose to eat that much shit. being fat is a completely conscious decision so take some responsibility for yourself and either fix it or stop complaining about it.
>>59821140
I see no "int" in /brit/.
>>59821140
We've become diverse like you now.
How is /cum/ by the way? Still dead as ever?
Go make it great again son and fuck if you don't like it here.
>>59821187
The NHS can't even afford certain high cost cancer treatments which are commonly available in other countries
THE FUCKING BIRDS ARE GETTING EARLIER BY THE DAY CUNTS
Someone post the webm of the high test chinky bird in the blue dress pls
>>59821155
Everyone here already does, it's the non-/brit/ people that you should be saying that to.
>>59821205
I see no .uk in 4chan.org, but we still allow you to post, you crooked-toothed, yuro-socialist, trash.
the future won't be bleak gentlemates
it will be utter fucking shit
but it won't be bleak
>>59821187
Modifying the body like that is haram m8
>>59821216
I love the chirpy cunts.
>>59821216
>babbys first late nights
>>59821019
Fuck you Australian cunt. I hope you get skin cancer. Cunt. I always hated Australians, infact coincidentally I once had an Australian PE teacher, and he was a cunt too, like all Aussies and PE teachers, and he was made worse by being both. He was always cool amongst the lads. Fuck him. Fuck you. He actually wore an eyepatch, which is not as cool as you might think, because he got into a scrape with some of your shitholes wildlife. I hope that happens to you.
>>59821034
Again, not my fault I'm fat. My mum the bitch is the one who controls my diet you prick. Fuck you.
>>59821056
It is hard don't lie you fucking asshole prick. Sorry I'm not born with Chad genes.
>>59821094
28 stone lad. Not tooo bad I guess though.
>>59821125
Hahahah because it is your fault you fucking cunt prick. I hope they do off themselves you shithead. Hoppe my mum does too. Also, it doesn't phase me in the slightes, lack of human interaction for the past 4 years means I don't care what some normie twat thinks.
>>59821203
Fuck off I said.
>>59821178
I know that I would need to put an act on to charm a yank girl, but that would only work for meaningless sex.
I suppose I would just be living a lie and it was the act that she was into, not me.
Well, that's that plan dashed. Suicide by 30 is back on the cards.
>>59821233
In regards to what? Nuclear war? Robots?
>>59821158
my end plan is murdering thousands of these little fuckers
was watching an episode star trek from the 80s earlier and they literally had tablet-like hand held computers. is it so easy to predict the future?
>>59821216
hahaha
are you the same guy every morning
i was thinking about you
and laughing internally
>>59821254
>28 stone is 177kg
hahaahaha FATTITUDE
lmao
>>59821229
Then I suggest you get your eyes tested, or is that too expensive for you?
>>59821254
>not my fault I'm fat
Fuck off you're a grown man stop putting the blame on others you fucking little baby
NO ONE'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN
You should probably probably just kill yourself as you have the mental age of a 12 year old
That's what I love about these Uni birds m8. I get older... they stay the saame age.
>>59820493
Twelve-Step groups.
>>59821254
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Unattractive people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
>>59821254
Something about your post tells me that it does matter, bitch tits.
>>59821257
Who cares, just try not to be terrible in other life aspects and it might work
>>59821229
It's like when /pol/ used to overspill here.
I miss that.
>>59821271
Yes.
>>59821264
Total surveillance accepted by the general public, internet controlled and furtherly impeded free speech, still more shit in all you food, still more shit in the air, still more shit in the water, RFID implants, no possibility of revolution, no possibility of things getting better.
Nuclear war would kill billions but in the end have a more positive outcome than just letting amoral CEO's and politicians have their way with the world. People need to get shot, a lot and a lot of people.
>>59820902
i dont remember gta looking like this
>>59821335
Where will we get women? You're kinda fucked too.
>>59821349
/pol/ has been here longer than you have, scrub.
>>59821378
I'm ugly.
>>59821254
system analysis
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running diagnostic components...
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pineal gland: no activity detected
third eye: fused shut
chakra: 0.00 ppm
fat: 100%
conclusion: never going to make it
>>59821343
>>59821402
So am I.
Can't decide if I think punishing humans by locking them in cages for substantial portions of the lives they only get once is fucked up or necessary 2bh
>>59821408
*administers DMT*
>>59821408
never knew chakras had a pulse per minute desu
>>59821276
Every night. Nice to know I'm on your mind xx
>>59821402
Yes, we can see your flag.
>>59821436
>the lives they only get once
chakra status: spread out further than your mum's legs
>>59821285
Stop replying you Aussie shit.
>>59821302
Fuck you English cunt fuck you fuck you English oppressors fuck you cunt. You dont know what my life is like fuck you. I make my own living but I dont control the house budget mummy does fuck you.
YOU CUNT
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>>59821336
Except it doesnt matter fuck you you shit cunt I dont care im merely replying because im defending my point and debate is good for the mind you ignorant shit also fuck you making fun of my man boobs is the one thing i hate i will kill you if you call me Timmy Titties you cunt I hate that nickname.
>>59821408
ah famous aussie shitposting whats prison liek these days cunt hope you get bit by a spider when you go to your outhouse shitter to use the internet how longs it taking you to reply with you shitty interenet HMMMMM?
>>59821398
No, /int/ was was before /pol/.
Do you mean /new/?
>>59821254
>over twice my weight and even I'm slighty chubby
what the FUCK
>>59821459
wahey fattitude!
>>59821449
wish you were on my dick haha jk
>>59821481
Don't joke about these things please
>>59821459
go to bed
>>59821436
Too inefficient. A bullet to the back of the head is the best solution.
It's like how you know all of the stories about the Nazis are bullshit because you don't dedicate war resources to create things that are cruel for the sake of being cruel when you are fighting a major war.
people i like on /brit/:
>my self
>the person who laughs at my joe rogan posting
>the person who laughs at gnome of propserous and plentiful yous gimmick
people i don't like:
>this tubby cunt
>that norn direland cunt who calls me an abo (im not even aboriginie)
>>59821503
ur mums gay
>>59821459
Hey fatty bum bum
Hey fatty bum bum
What's the matter, want another cream cake?
>1 stone = 6.35 kg
>28 stone = 177.8 kg
abo
>>59821501
Would prefer immediate execution to life in prison 2bh
>>59821459
HEY FATTY BUM BUM WANT ANOTHER CREAM CAKE? BOING BOING BOING
>28 STONE
HOLY FUCK ARE YOU BED RIDDEN? HOW ARE YOU EVEN TYPING THIS WITHOUT YOUR FAT FINGERS TOUCHING 5 KEYS AT ONCE YOU TUBBY CUNT
thailad wanks his tiny willy to jav every night wishing he was living in japan instead of brown country
what a fucking weeb
ahahaha who thought it would be a good idea to put nicki minaj on a kanye album ahaha
>>59821467
I'm talking more of the attitude than the literal board.
People who say anyone who uses un-PC language on 4chan is le evil /pol/ bogeyman are the biggest dickheads around.
Lest we not forget /int/s oldest meme, mocking argentina on their skin tone.
watching a horizon documentary on e-cigarettes and they have so much scientific shit on how much cigarettes impair cell repair in the body and generally fuck shit up but i personally have 3 relatives over 80 who have smoked all their lives
>>59821554
FIRST THINGS FIRST I EAT YA BRAINS
>>59821545
I don't want to live in Japan, they got no chill.
t. 1 hour late for work today
*crouches down and picks up the dry soil between my fingers*
surely this drought of Tinder likes will have to end soon?
*tumble weed rolls past as you see the dry bones of cattle to the right of the shoot, on the base of a dry creek bed*
>>59821572
hahaha more like a tindle weed right??
>>59821572
good post
australian reputation as elite shitposting is blown way out of proportion but when you're not trying to hard you're good
well done
Genuinely think the only way to succeed as an adult in this life is to be out of your damn mind on a regular basis
>>59821459
I make my own living but I dont control the house budget mummy does fuck you.
OH MY DAYS YOU FAT FUCK
JUST BUY YOUR OWN FOOD AND EXERCISE STOP MAKING EXCUSES YOU NEXT LEVEL BARRY AUSTIN LOOKING YANK BELLY MAN BOOBS MORBIDLY OBESE 28 STONE FUCK TON OF PURE LARD WELSH SCUM
I think I will make a curry out of my leftover roast pork lads.
I just need the motivation to go downstairs and cook it.
>>59821617
sounds very fucking haram
>>59821600
>australian reputation as elite shitposting is blown way out of proportion
nah uh ... can you just not like take this away from us? fucking hell
![Blob_(Wolverine_and_the_X-Men)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/imWXJo3.jpg "Blob_(Wolverine_and_the_X-Men)[1].jpg")
DID SOMEONE CALL ME TUBBY?
>>59821601
i should be a successful adult desu
*rubs taint like a clitoris*
oOoOoOoOHHHH FUCK
>>59821617
mmmm sounds tasty lad
Is there a fast way to solve this sort of problem?
>>59821631
of course
didn't mean to make you uncomfortable haha
>>59821627
Yeah I hope you guys don't report me for having haram items, I already feel like Anne Frank.
>>59821471
dont you get involved gook fuck atleast i dont eat dog
>>59821479
s.t.o.p. r.e.p.l.y.i.n.g.
>>59821497
not until i win which believe me i will cunt also fuck you tielad atention seeking shit cunt hope you getr aids from some aids twink ladyboy
>>59821523
>>59821538
no actually no cake for me today i need to keep my diabetes under control. SEE i am responsible you cunts
>>59821604
shitpost NOT AN ARGUMENT cunt not my fault mummy worked at dominoes just because I used her workers discount without her knowing doenst mean its my fault.
>>59821655
simultaneous equations
>>59821632
No, I said "bub".
>>59821659
haha you made me VERY Uncomfortable! :D
*sheds skin* well i guess if i cant be comfortable in my own skin who can be? *feeds the skin to this 28 stone fat cunt* yes yes
is the morbidly obese lad actually serious
this is concerning and sad on levels various
>>59821631
It's like annuda Rainbow Warrior. Oy vey.
>>59821655
>10th grade math
systems of equations
>>672
This has to be bait now, fuck off
>>59821562
You've a horrible little chip on your shoulder.
FYI /int/ is /pol/ite and always has been. We rip the shit out of each other but we're all generally on the same wavelength.
>Lest we not forget /int/s oldest meme, mocking argentina on their skin tone.
The oldest /int/ meme was mocking Poland, then Israel. When /pol/ happened Israel was banned from posting here altogether.
>>59821655
3w + 2c + o = w + c + 5o
2c + o = 26
c = 10
really easy to solve from here
>hello
>yes, yes I am 28 stone but it isn't my fault!
>>59821692
fucking hell alri
forget i said anything
great post btw
>>59821672
I declare you the winner. Congratulations.
>lad is so fat they need to weight him in boulders
>>59821723
who the fuck's 28 stone??
lmao just put down the fork fat boy
>>59821701
I hope it's all made up.
But I used to be 25.5 stone and thanks to healthy diet and exercise have been losing weight over the past few months, I'm now down to 19.5 stone.
So it is possible, you just need to motivate yourself.
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>>59821680
3W + 2C + O = W + C + 5O
3W + 2*(10) + (26-20) = W + 10 + 5O
we know O = 6 since 26-20 = 6
remove W from RHS
2W + 26 = 10 + 5*6
2W = 40-26
2W = 14
W = 7
Top website
>>59821742
some cunt in here is saying he's 28 stone
>>59821713
Yes I know all about the Israel word ban, I have been here since 2005, so don't you try and talk shit to me, cunt.
>>59821680
>>59821754
didnt mean to quote you la
>>59821752
holy shit 19 stone is still pretty HUGE
how tall are you
>a literal walking hot air balloon
ex has unblocked me on whatsapp after I told her I miss her a week ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwTOJCwjCok
name one song with more emotion than this
thailad drives a vw beetle lmao what a bent cunt
After my successful debate against the shitposters (no more direct replies, a sign of a concession of defeat) I do believe I'll celebrate with a packet of crisps. I'll have to be careful though, mummy is awake.
You know what, I'll make it 3 packs ;)
>>59821774
6 foot 1 and it is still way too much, which is why I keep at what I'm doing.
Everyone can lose weight if they try.
>>59821772
>I have been here since 2005
You wouldn't have said Argies were the first maymay then. Silly lad.
>>59821804
fattitude
>>59821803
>CA license plate
Hmmmmm
>>59821795
don't do it to yourself lad
>>59821803
mines pink tho
>>59821801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIK0FuPINMo
desu
>>59821804
she wont be awake when you stand up you fat cunt hahahaha
>>59821804
confirmed for bait
