Jannys sister edition
Glasglow = Shit
Birmingham = Shit
Leicester = Shit
listening to twin shadow
>>59822615
wew
amazing edition
>>59822611
>>59822623
>jamb mentioned in 2 consecutive posts
Spooky
lads
I remember when freeview first came out and there were music channels and even though I didn't like the music sometimes there were cute girls in the videos so I watched it all day haha
fuck man. Just woke up after whiting out
>>59822316
Knew it would be an Aussie to notice. Hope your nation keeps up with the shitposting tradition.
>>59822318
Thanks Frog. Atleast I had someone fooled until the end.
>>59822355
Yeah that was my nuclear button. It's actually from a previous shitposting spree of mine a couple of weeks back: desustorage.org/int/thread/56111157/#q56112082
Here's my advice for any aspiring baitposters:
>Make it exaggerated reality (very fat fuck)
>Spread it out over a long period (I began the spree a couple of hours ago)
>Slowly increase the absurdity as you go on (my nuclear option)
>End with a crescendo (the rant against the Canadian and Vegetables)
Thank lads, it's been fun.
>>59822639
liverpool = mentioned
made this meme a couple years ago hope u like it x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLCs4iV7Kmk
>>59822641
T Shadow is preddy gud
Does Britannia, when she sleeps, dream? Is America her dream?
Fuck you cunts. Weeed
janny is gonna go f#cking mental
Stop deleting all the british posts on /brit/
>>59822724
She dreams of Britpop
:spliff:
>the nightwatchman
Business idea: pretend to my mum that I'm leaving my house for my first day at my new job but then just go and kill myself instead
>>59822764
they're called zoots here boi
>>59822828
:smashed:
*calls janny a fucking nerd*
>>59822862
>that guy that made an effort to use these on forums
>>59822862
lolll. Now I'm gonna watch skins for teenage feels that I used to get from it when I was younger
>>59822885
>>59822886
big up my militant hardware crew massive :slayer2: :slayer2: :slayer2:
>>59822766
Oooh I butter my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
>>59822933
tfw no burly peasant gf
>>59822766
>>59822933
>posting french painters
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
A man fucked with my father tonight. I put hin in his place.
>>59822956
>Rembrandt
>French
That's interesting anon, do continue
>tfw sershlad is gone
>tfw belfast is gone
>tfw birmingham is gon
>>59822975
Netherlands is rightful Frank clay.
watching the sex factor
>>59822965
hope you wore a condom desu
>>59823009
So I was in a bar. The batender was a COMPLETE asshole to my dad. Did some shit you would NEVER imagine and would NEVER hope to see on your father's face.
I FUCKED that asshole up.
Stopped the whole bar cold.
Silence throughout the place... as I TOLD HIS BITCH ASS OFF
that fucker will remember me.
>>59822975
some people in holland speak french cunt
>>59823020
asa akira is fucking grim
whats a reece?
>>59823049
the hot one lost weight
>>59823013
Plebs.
>tfw Maisebro is dead
>tfw all brits are pasty babies Italian is gone
>tfw there was another one I can't remember. He's gone too.
Dutchcara is cool and all but it's just not the same.
Watched gay porn again lads. Disappointed in my self 2bh.
>>59823025
> Did some shit [...] you would NEVER hope to see on your father's face
lewd
how does it feel to have a bendaddy?
>>59823077
FATCAM
>>59823013
>reddit flags are gone
Good riddance
>tfw I'm here forever
>>59823013
>tfw angus is gone
Actually good he was the worst Scottish poster
>>59823106
The albino lord was it? He was a legit heir to the throne. Had a castle ruins and everything.
>>59823094
can't stop watching tranny porn 2bh
n-no homo though
>le feminine penis maymay
nah m8
your gay af
all the scottish redditflaggers are autistic
>>59823130
Did he show proof of this?
>>59823160
There's literally nothing gay about watching gay porn.
>>59823160
rude
>>59823160
You know the score Cantona.
Do jocks even post here?
>>59823186
OOH AH
>>59823186
name's eric btw
>>59823191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF5uBRmbrFQ
who /smokesaspliffthenlifts/ here
>>59823172
Yeah. He was doxxed slightly and turned out he was a fucking peer or some shit. Lad wasn't bullshitting.
>>59823192
UP THE RA
>>59823196
You'll always be Pierre to us lad.
>>59823077
Spotted Craven in the /vg/ Dota 2 chat
>>59823233
Fucking Craven that was him.
>>59823230
was memeing on eric cantona since you said score and he is a footman haha funny right
>>59823204
is he okay?
worst jf flag paki: nova scotia
worst overall flag paki: cornwall
>>59823218
I'm intrigued. Please fill in a newish lad with more details
>>59823247
Based lad was Cantona. He was a Frog equivalent of Roy Keane.
doing a wank
What redditflag does Rorke use?
>>59823302
Lancashire
>>59823204
>le stoned rapping fat jamacian
what was that gimmick from yesterday
enjoyed it greatly
>Why yes I do use reddit flags
maisie
>>59823290
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/6973885/Eric-Cantona-picks-Man-Utd-aces-George-Best-and-Roy-Keane-in-his-Legends-XI.html
alri thailad
alri
>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
wrote you a poem lads
O, boner of my pants
shall i grant them a glance
of your steadfast rise
to the clear blue skies
with my howling cries
O, boner of my pants
I am the knight and you are my lance
just got paid $600 for browsing /brit/ and occasionally programming
what am i like haha
>>59823425
m'lady
>>59823439
oi
.
haha
>>59823439
php developer?
>>59823447
haha yes hello jordan
>>59823449
you know it, blad
>>59823425
Collecting regional flags really is next level autism.
>>59823425
kek
>>59823389
that's unironically cute
just a quick one before the eternal worm devours connecticut
>>59823463
Do people collect them? I thought they were just used as secret trips tbf
>>59823463
A year on /int/ and you have them all anyway. Scandis especially love that shit.
Need a girl to be the Juliet to my Romeo.
O Juliet, wherefor art thou?
http://www.fb.com/jordan.knight.714
considering a morning wank
>>59823522
>next level autism
>scandis
it checks out.
morning lads
>>59823532
Lold
>>59823513
There's a 'general' especially for it
>>59770530
>>59823477
>Cantona also has a soft spot for German legend Beckanbauer. He said: “He was a leader of men, a dominant presence who could bring the ball out with grace and skill.
>“But I tell you this: he broke my heart. As an eight-year-old, I watched the 1974 World Cup Final between West Germany and Holland and I was supporting the Dutch. I cried my eyes out when they lost.
>>59823557
haha did you now ed
>>59823577
Holy autism batman, I never more than glanced at it, I thought it was just for country flags.
>>59823603
The laughter continues
>>59823603
i didn't reply to you
>>59823634
here comes jordy boy with the damage control
>opened my facebook page by mistake by clicking that jason thing shit
>i logged some time ago to comment on a vice article (kek)
>four people talked to me
i feel so fucking anxious lads
i haven't talked to them in years
Fancy something different for lunch but don't know what.
My kingdom for a decent chip cob
Jordan isnt in this thread.
T. Jordan
oi jordan like my latest status on the 'book man
>birthday today
>forgot to deactivate my facebook
a little while ago me and the lads drove around blasting a hardcore dnb track and yelling at people haha just reminiscing x
>>59823532
how did you dox me??
t. jordan
>>59823703
you can turn off birthdays
>>59823703
Happy birthday
>>59823670
turn chat off pierre, then you can stalk girls from your school and wank in peace
>>59823703
Happy birthday Canuck.
>>59823700
I will proceed to like your new status and i will also like your cover photo as i have yet to do so.
T. Jordan
>>59823703
bonne fete
I'm on holiday you idiots haha
>>59823738
good point desu
thailad more like the dumlad
i've deactivated and reactivated my fb like a thousand times in the past year haha
what am i like :P
>>59823783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItY-j-Z2-xU
It is i
haha lads jordan isnt even in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59823722
Can't remember, think you or someone else posted it before
Whenever I start typing 'jo' on my phone, jordan.knight.714 comes up as a suggestion
>>59823804
Jordan on damage control
>>59823532
what a handsome guy
t. not jordan
>>59823783
Utterly uncalled for
>>59823830
haha yeah okay jordan
>>59823830
Ngl hes quite the looker. He must have good jeans
>>59823834
typing diacritics is hard
>>59823834
Which Thailad are you?
>>59823842
what part of "t. not jordan" do you not understand?
>>59823855
fuck off jordan you attention whore cunt
>>59823855
you literally can't fool him
he's onto you and your tomfooleries
ah yes its a "leave /brit/ and never come back" thread
I think Jordan and Storm should meet up
>>59823871
i've got you cowering at shadows, lad
i am not jordan. one day i will reveal myself to you all and your knees will tremble to see who's really pulling the strings.
>>59823853
The only one that posts solidly at this time.
Haven't seen bizarro in ages and think today is holiday lad's last day in Thailand.
>>59823852
which i knew how to shop
to replace it by 'play with my wiener'
thoughts?
>Just split water on myself.
Ah yes
>>59823813
bit rude Luke
delete this
>>59823908
Why do you keep posting this nonsense?
Might start committing some civil disobedience
Lads do you think that the real jordan will ever reveal himself to us?
shut up nonce
Literally Jordan here AMA ***WARNING*** do NOT doxx!!!!!!!!!!
>>59823897
is storm a cute girl
there is only 1 australian poster on /brit/ and it is i, jordan.
>>59823937
want to know everyone's thoughts
>>59823899
You said months ago there were three didn't you? All assuming the same Thailad persona here.
>>59823959
Post timestamp
the 'ah yes' and 'very impressive' are the only memes to consistently feel my heart with glee desu
such simple beauty
such implied disappointment in yourself and by extension the human race
it's as if a sigh was to be said with words and a raised eyebrow
>>59823977
Maybe, that isn't the case however.
>>59823984
i do NOT want to further this episode
>>59823959
I think storm is of the male gender but hes a guy who posted his name and everybody made fun of it for about half a thread. I think that you two could relate in a lot of ways
one day my name will be remembered throughout history tbqhwy
>>59823985
You're welcome
four days left at work lmao
>>59824022
You'll never be no jordan.knight.714
four days left until I have to work again
>>59823959
Do you have a tattoo of your hand?
haven't worked in six months and counting haha
redpill me on normies
>>59824020
ah yes
lucky us
>>59824066
there's some ITT
watch out
>>59824066
Theyre posting in /brit/ right now. His name is Jordan
Need some good SAS-core lads, looking at The Special Air Service by Philip Warner right now
is there anything more narcissistic than posting stuff on your fb page?
>>59824066
you are the normie, neo
everybody is a normie
just look around you
all you see is normie
>>59823985
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
>>59824091
what like books on the sas?
ex gf posted a picture of her with some manlet faggot
going to get drunk and send her messages
Uni? naw its a fuckin sham
I'm livin the dream here
do all sorts of work, takin it easy ya know
been a postie driver
construction worker
bricklayer
build a fucking bus stop here and there
lollypop man
You know how much a fuckin lollypop man rakes in?
shit loads cunt
roadside construction
I do a lot of maintenance at local theme parks
fuckin removalist
anything, fucking anything
you know a fucking job that requires a high-vis shirt, and I'll fuckin be there
>>59824107
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>59824119
Yea books, documentary, anything really
got a gym membership for my birthday
already have a home setup but legit gym access would be pretty nice
also comes with a personal trainer but idk if I want to use it, mostly because I'm embarrassed
>>59824091
These Men Are Dangerous - forget who by
Hitler's Commando - as above
both from same publisher iirc if that helps
bored af at work desu
>>59824120
such a good idea
in no way this will backfire
>>59824170
me in two hours
>>59824096
yes, >>59824096 telling anonymous internet posters you are out to lunch
>>59824170
any qt gooks there?
Going out for lunch lads ttyl x
>>59824149
Adapted from Gibson Neuromancer? It's gold anyway.
>>59824190
At my work? My students aren't much desu, except one but she's older than me lmao
>>59824161
most personal trainers at the gym are shit according to the majority of /fit/
do starting strength, it's the best routine for noob gains
also read this:
> http://fitsticky.com/
>>59824187
was thinking of letting her know how much pussy i've bagged since her
reckon it will work?
>>59824170
Go abuse a jap.
>>59824091
anything by andy mcnab
>>59824098
Larry/Lana pls.
>>59824243
never heard of one instance when getting back together with your ex actually worked desu
but it's your life so go for it
https://www.fb.com/luke.prodne?fref=ts
very impressive
>>59824235
give her one lad
>>59824240
I already have good gains and a routine for each day
was thinking I'll just keep using that and maybe change it up a bit to hit more specific areas now that I have access to more meme machines besides my catch-all bowflex and free weights
trainer sounds like utter shit but I have it and it feels like a waste to ignore it
>>59824274
aw jordan mate you could this cunt up in a fight look at those dick sucking lips of his
>>59824282
I think it's against the law, remember someone saying "even if they're adults, it's illegal for teachers to bone their students while they pay for teaching" or something
maybe they were just lying to stop foreigners banging cute chicks tho
>Stay means more immigrants
>Leave means more immigrants
>>59824274
Do you think is me? Kek
>>59824156
Ray Mears and Les Hiddens.
>>59824285
oh ok my bad man
hope you don't mind me asking but which routine are you doing?
>>59824320
>korea
>cute chicks
of courshe
>drunkenly post facebook on /brit/ for bants
>gets bullied months later
very VERY naughty lads
Not sure how i feel knowing there are people this good looking on /brit/. Makes me think im just being prankee by a bunch of normies
>>59824350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Syq_9Utyeg
bust mans head off the counter
whose fbs are these ay
>>59824375
they aren't called kqts for nothing
>>59824435
Jordans
>>59824410
ok thanks
Like big man ting on a level
>>59824353
upper/lower split over 4 days a week for the most part
but I'm lazy sometimes and don;t stick to it 100%
I want to try the German volume building routine and focus on gaining mass, but it might be difficult with recovery since I work a very physical job
man talk slang to the feds cant work out what i just said to a man
>>59824440
>being blinded that much by your yellow fever
well, good for you
birmingham to manchester link up
>>59824410
apparently I'm pretty good looking
>>59824415
>Finland
oi jordan
>>59824499
ah yes, my subjective opinion is right and your subjective opinion is wrong
>>59824551
what
shut up
shut up all of you ive had enough
>>59824560
That's quite egalitarian of you.
My mates are making $900 a day while I'm sitting here
>>59824612
I'm poor. A yuropoor.
BRENDAS GOT A BABY BUT BRENDAS BARELY GOT A NAME
>>59824560
exactly :^]
>>59824595
I went to the rsl for lunch the other day and the menu was all different and it had stuff on the menu like 'Jerusalem Artichokes' and 'Israeli cous cous'. What are your thoughts on this?
>>59824647
did you have a slap ?
>>59824595
Sounds like Dylan Moran stand up. Are you allowed to watch based Irish comedians? You and Ireland don't get on...
>>59824657
Na was just there for lunch with my mummy and daddy
>>59824673
should have had a slap lad
Say she want me to take the rubber off
Told her people in Hell want ice water bitch knock it off!
Six lawyers and they all Jewish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-8GWoC8Fp0
alright lads, alright jordan
>>59824686
Na im not big on the whole 'gambling' meme if im completely honest
dont mind gay blokes but i fucking hate lesbians
really fucking hate lesbians
christ i just fucking hate lesbians how can you not hate them you want to punch them in fucking head and go "equal rights; equal fights" fucking lesbians
>>59824708
haha yeah thats cool man
*ticks the box that says "massive fucking bitch"*
>>59824672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAXFHRdeLqw
>>59824710
wow there
are you sexually frustrated or are you
sexually frustrated?
>>59824710
you ever notice how Lesbians look like men?
Whats the point of being attracted to females if you're going to look like men
>>59824721
Woah hey well i might not gamble but im still cool and hip can ya dig it?
>>59824737
eh a bit i haven't had sex since november but i just cant stand them
they're all so obnoxious and fucking blokey its like "get fucked mate you were dealt a shit hand and you will never be a man so fucking cop it"
>>59824410
/brit/ is a normie general
ooooooooooh why is your hate so addicting and i .. well i wonder where youve been i dont see you often
sometimes I just get pissed and roam about looking for fights
did this last time I was in the city at some protest
taking swigs from the mickey in my pocket and yelling at dweebs who cave me the stink eye
>>59824752
ah yes
it annoys you that they have a masculine vagina
interesting
>>59824793
Get a load of this tough guy
>>59824795
strawman ... or rather straw woman haha
