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Jannys sister edition
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Glasglow = Shit
Birmingham = Shit
Leicester = Shit
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listening to twin shadow

>>59822615
wew
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amazing edition
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>>59822611
>>59822623
>jamb mentioned in 2 consecutive posts
Spooky
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lads
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I remember when freeview first came out and there were music channels and even though I didn't like the music sometimes there were cute girls in the videos so I watched it all day haha
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fuck man. Just woke up after whiting out
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>>59822316
Knew it would be an Aussie to notice. Hope your nation keeps up with the shitposting tradition.

>>59822318
Thanks Frog. Atleast I had someone fooled until the end.

>>59822355
Yeah that was my nuclear button. It's actually from a previous shitposting spree of mine a couple of weeks back: desustorage.org/int/thread/56111157/#q56112082


Here's my advice for any aspiring baitposters:

>Make it exaggerated reality (very fat fuck)
>Spread it out over a long period (I began the spree a couple of hours ago)
>Slowly increase the absurdity as you go on (my nuclear option)
>End with a crescendo (the rant against the Canadian and Vegetables)

Thank lads, it's been fun.
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>>59822639
liverpool = mentioned
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made this meme a couple years ago hope u like it x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLCs4iV7Kmk
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>>59822641
T Shadow is preddy gud
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Does Britannia, when she sleeps, dream? Is America her dream?
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Fuck you cunts. Weeed
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janny is gonna go f#cking mental
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Stop deleting all the british posts on /brit/
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>>59822724
She dreams of Britpop
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:spliff:
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>the nightwatchman
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Business idea: pretend to my mum that I'm leaving my house for my first day at my new job but then just go and kill myself instead
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>>59822764
they're called zoots here boi
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>>59822828
:smashed:
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*calls janny a fucking nerd*
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>>59822862
>that guy that made an effort to use these on forums
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>>59822862
lolll. Now I'm gonna watch skins for teenage feels that I used to get from it when I was younger
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>>59822885
>>59822886
big up my militant hardware crew massive :slayer2: :slayer2: :slayer2:
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>>59822766
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Oooh I butter my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
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>>59822933
tfw no burly peasant gf
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>>59822766
>>59822933
>posting french painters

C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
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A man fucked with my father tonight. I put hin in his place.
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>>59822956
>Rembrandt
>French
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That's interesting anon, do continue
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>tfw sershlad is gone
>tfw belfast is gone
>tfw birmingham is gon
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>>59822975
Netherlands is rightful Frank clay.
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watching the sex factor
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>>59822965
hope you wore a condom desu
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>>59823009
So I was in a bar. The batender was a COMPLETE asshole to my dad. Did some shit you would NEVER imagine and would NEVER hope to see on your father's face.

I FUCKED that asshole up.

Stopped the whole bar cold.

Silence throughout the place... as I TOLD HIS BITCH ASS OFF

that fucker will remember me.
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>>59822975
some people in holland speak french cunt
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>>59823020
asa akira is fucking grim
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whats a reece?
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>>59823049
the hot one lost weight
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>>59823013
Plebs.
>tfw Maisebro is dead
>tfw all brits are pasty babies Italian is gone
>tfw there was another one I can't remember. He's gone too.
Dutchcara is cool and all but it's just not the same.
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Watched gay porn again lads. Disappointed in my self 2bh.
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>>59823025
> Did some shit [...] you would NEVER hope to see on your father's face

lewd
how does it feel to have a bendaddy?
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>>59823077
FATCAM
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>>59823013
>reddit flags are gone
Good riddance
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>tfw I'm here forever
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>>59823013
>tfw angus is gone

Actually good he was the worst Scottish poster
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>>59823106
The albino lord was it? He was a legit heir to the throne. Had a castle ruins and everything.
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>>59823094
can't stop watching tranny porn 2bh

n-no homo though
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>le feminine penis maymay

nah m8
your gay af
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all the scottish redditflaggers are autistic
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>>59823130
Did he show proof of this?
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>>59823160
There's literally nothing gay about watching gay porn.
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>>59823160
rude
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>>59823160
You know the score Cantona.
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Do jocks even post here?
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>>59823186
OOH AH
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>>59823186
name's eric btw
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>>59823191
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF5uBRmbrFQ
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who /smokesaspliffthenlifts/ here
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>>59823172
Yeah. He was doxxed slightly and turned out he was a fucking peer or some shit. Lad wasn't bullshitting.
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>>59823192
UP THE RA
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>>59823196
You'll always be Pierre to us lad.
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>>59823077
Spotted Craven in the /vg/ Dota 2 chat
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>>59823233
Fucking Craven that was him.
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>>59823230
was memeing on eric cantona since you said score and he is a footman haha funny right
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>>59823204
is he okay?
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worst jf flag paki: nova scotia
worst overall flag paki: cornwall
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>>59823269
me
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>>59823218
I'm intrigued. Please fill in a newish lad with more details
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>>59823247
Based lad was Cantona. He was a Frog equivalent of Roy Keane.
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doing a wank
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What redditflag does Rorke use?
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>>59823302
Lancashire
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>>59823204

>le stoned rapping fat jamacian
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what was that gimmick from yesterday

enjoyed it greatly
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>Why yes I do use reddit flags
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maisie
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>>59823290
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/6973885/Eric-Cantona-picks-Man-Utd-aces-George-Best-and-Roy-Keane-in-his-Legends-XI.html
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alri thailad
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alri
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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
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wrote you a poem lads

O, boner of my pants
shall i grant them a glance
of your steadfast rise
to the clear blue skies
with my howling cries
O, boner of my pants
I am the knight and you are my lance
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just got paid $600 for browsing /brit/ and occasionally programming

what am i like haha
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>>59823425
m'lady
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>>59823439
oi
.
haha
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>>59823439
php developer?
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>>59823447
haha yes hello jordan

>>59823449
you know it, blad
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>>59823425
Collecting regional flags really is next level autism.
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>>59823425
kek

>>59823389
that's unironically cute
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just a quick one before the eternal worm devours connecticut
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>>59823463
Do people collect them? I thought they were just used as secret trips tbf
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>>59823463
A year on /int/ and you have them all anyway. Scandis especially love that shit.
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Need a girl to be the Juliet to my Romeo.

O Juliet, wherefor art thou?
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http://www.fb.com/jordan.knight.714
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considering a morning wank
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>>59823522
>next level autism
>scandis

it checks out.
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morning lads
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>>59823532
Lold
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>>59823513
There's a 'general' especially for it
>>59770530
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>>59823477
>Cantona also has a soft spot for German legend Beckanbauer. He said: “He was a leader of men, a dominant presence who could bring the ball out with grace and skill.

>“But I tell you this: he broke my heart. As an eight-year-old, I watched the 1974 World Cup Final between West Germany and Holland and I was supporting the Dutch. I cried my eyes out when they lost.
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>>59823557
haha did you now ed
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>>59823577
Holy autism batman, I never more than glanced at it, I thought it was just for country flags.
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>>59823603
The laughter continues
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>>59823603
i didn't reply to you
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>>59823634
here comes jordy boy with the damage control
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>opened my facebook page by mistake by clicking that jason thing shit
>i logged some time ago to comment on a vice article (kek)
>four people talked to me

i feel so fucking anxious lads
i haven't talked to them in years
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Fancy something different for lunch but don't know what.

My kingdom for a decent chip cob
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Jordan isnt in this thread.
T. Jordan
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oi jordan like my latest status on the 'book man
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>birthday today
>forgot to deactivate my facebook
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a little while ago me and the lads drove around blasting a hardcore dnb track and yelling at people haha just reminiscing x
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>>59823532

how did you dox me??

t. jordan
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>>59823703
you can turn off birthdays
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>>59823703
Happy birthday
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>>59823670
turn chat off pierre, then you can stalk girls from your school and wank in peace
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>>59823703
Happy birthday Canuck.
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>>59823700
I will proceed to like your new status and i will also like your cover photo as i have yet to do so.

T. Jordan
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>>59823703
bonne fete
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I'm on holiday you idiots haha
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>>59823738
good point desu
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thailad more like the dumlad
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i've deactivated and reactivated my fb like a thousand times in the past year haha

what am i like :P
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>>59823783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItY-j-Z2-xU
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It is i
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haha lads jordan isnt even in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>59823722
Can't remember, think you or someone else posted it before
Whenever I start typing 'jo' on my phone, jordan.knight.714 comes up as a suggestion
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>>59823804
Jordan on damage control
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>>59823532
what a handsome guy

t. not jordan
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>>59823783
Utterly uncalled for
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>>59823830

haha yeah okay jordan
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>>59823830
Ngl hes quite the looker. He must have good jeans
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>>59823834
typing diacritics is hard
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>>59823834
Which Thailad are you?
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>>59823842
what part of "t. not jordan" do you not understand?
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>>59823855
fuck off jordan you attention whore cunt
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>>59823855
you literally can't fool him
he's onto you and your tomfooleries
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ah yes its a "leave /brit/ and never come back" thread
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I think Jordan and Storm should meet up
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>>59823871
i've got you cowering at shadows, lad

i am not jordan. one day i will reveal myself to you all and your knees will tremble to see who's really pulling the strings.
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>>59823853
The only one that posts solidly at this time.

Haven't seen bizarro in ages and think today is holiday lad's last day in Thailand.
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>>59823852
which i knew how to shop
to replace it by 'play with my wiener'
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thoughts?
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>Just split water on myself.
Ah yes
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>>59823813
bit rude Luke

delete this
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>>59823908
Why do you keep posting this nonsense?
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Might start committing some civil disobedience
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Lads do you think that the real jordan will ever reveal himself to us?
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shut up nonce
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Literally Jordan here AMA ***WARNING*** do NOT doxx!!!!!!!!!!

>>59823897
is storm a cute girl
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there is only 1 australian poster on /brit/ and it is i, jordan.
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>>59823937
want to know everyone's thoughts
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>>59823899
You said months ago there were three didn't you? All assuming the same Thailad persona here.
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>>59823959
Post timestamp
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the 'ah yes' and 'very impressive' are the only memes to consistently feel my heart with glee desu
such simple beauty
such implied disappointment in yourself and by extension the human race
it's as if a sigh was to be said with words and a raised eyebrow
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>>59823977
Maybe, that isn't the case however.
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>>59823984
i do NOT want to further this episode
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>>59823959
I think storm is of the male gender but hes a guy who posted his name and everybody made fun of it for about half a thread. I think that you two could relate in a lot of ways
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one day my name will be remembered throughout history tbqhwy
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>>59823985
You're welcome
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four days left at work lmao
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>>59824022
You'll never be no jordan.knight.714
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four days left until I have to work again
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>>59823959
Do you have a tattoo of your hand?
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haven't worked in six months and counting haha
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redpill me on normies
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>>59824020
ah yes

lucky us
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>>59824066
there's some ITT

watch out
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>>59824066
Theyre posting in /brit/ right now. His name is Jordan
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Need some good SAS-core lads, looking at The Special Air Service by Philip Warner right now
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is there anything more narcissistic than posting stuff on your fb page?
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>>59824066
you are the normie, neo
everybody is a normie
just look around you
all you see is normie
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>>59823985
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
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>>59824091
what like books on the sas?
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ex gf posted a picture of her with some manlet faggot

going to get drunk and send her messages
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Uni? naw its a fuckin sham
I'm livin the dream here
do all sorts of work, takin it easy ya know

been a postie driver
construction worker
bricklayer
build a fucking bus stop here and there
lollypop man

You know how much a fuckin lollypop man rakes in?
shit loads cunt

roadside construction
I do a lot of maintenance at local theme parks
fuckin removalist
anything, fucking anything

you know a fucking job that requires a high-vis shirt, and I'll fuckin be there
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>>59824107

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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>>59824119
Yea books, documentary, anything really
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got a gym membership for my birthday
already have a home setup but legit gym access would be pretty nice

also comes with a personal trainer but idk if I want to use it, mostly because I'm embarrassed
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>>59824091
These Men Are Dangerous - forget who by
Hitler's Commando - as above

both from same publisher iirc if that helps
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bored af at work desu
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>>59824120
such a good idea
in no way this will backfire
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>>59824170
me in two hours
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>>59824096
yes, >>59824096 telling anonymous internet posters you are out to lunch
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>>59824170
any qt gooks there?
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Going out for lunch lads ttyl x
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>>59824149
Adapted from Gibson Neuromancer? It's gold anyway.
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>>59824190
At my work? My students aren't much desu, except one but she's older than me lmao
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>>59824161

most personal trainers at the gym are shit according to the majority of /fit/

do starting strength, it's the best routine for noob gains

also read this:
> http://fitsticky.com/
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>>59824187
was thinking of letting her know how much pussy i've bagged since her

reckon it will work?
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>>59824170
Go abuse a jap.
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>>59824091
anything by andy mcnab
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>>59824098
Larry/Lana pls.
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>>59824243
never heard of one instance when getting back together with your ex actually worked desu
but it's your life so go for it
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https://www.fb.com/luke.prodne?fref=ts

very impressive
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>>59824235
give her one lad
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>>59824240
I already have good gains and a routine for each day

was thinking I'll just keep using that and maybe change it up a bit to hit more specific areas now that I have access to more meme machines besides my catch-all bowflex and free weights

trainer sounds like utter shit but I have it and it feels like a waste to ignore it
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>>59824274
aw jordan mate you could this cunt up in a fight look at those dick sucking lips of his
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>>59824282
I think it's against the law, remember someone saying "even if they're adults, it's illegal for teachers to bone their students while they pay for teaching" or something

maybe they were just lying to stop foreigners banging cute chicks tho
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>Stay means more immigrants
>Leave means more immigrants
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>>59824274
Do you think is me? Kek
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>>59824156
Ray Mears and Les Hiddens.
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>>59824285

oh ok my bad man

hope you don't mind me asking but which routine are you doing?
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>>59824320
>korea
>cute chicks

of courshe
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>drunkenly post facebook on /brit/ for bants
>gets bullied months later

very VERY naughty lads
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Not sure how i feel knowing there are people this good looking on /brit/. Makes me think im just being prankee by a bunch of normies
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>>59824350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Syq_9Utyeg
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bust mans head off the counter
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whose fbs are these ay
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>>59824375
they aren't called kqts for nothing
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>>59824435
Jordans
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>>59824410
ok thanks
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Like big man ting on a level
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>>59824353
upper/lower split over 4 days a week for the most part

but I'm lazy sometimes and don;t stick to it 100%

I want to try the German volume building routine and focus on gaining mass, but it might be difficult with recovery since I work a very physical job
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man talk slang to the feds cant work out what i just said to a man
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>>59824440
>being blinded that much by your yellow fever

well, good for you
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birmingham to manchester link up
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>>59824410
apparently I'm pretty good looking
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>>59824415
>Finland
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oi jordan
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>>59824499
ah yes, my subjective opinion is right and your subjective opinion is wrong
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>>59824551
what
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shut up
shut up all of you ive had enough
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>>59824560
That's quite egalitarian of you.
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My mates are making $900 a day while I'm sitting here
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>>59824612
I'm poor. A yuropoor.
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BRENDAS GOT A BABY BUT BRENDAS BARELY GOT A NAME
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>>59824560
exactly :^]
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>>59824595
I went to the rsl for lunch the other day and the menu was all different and it had stuff on the menu like 'Jerusalem Artichokes' and 'Israeli cous cous'. What are your thoughts on this?
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>>59824647
did you have a slap ?
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>>59824595
Sounds like Dylan Moran stand up. Are you allowed to watch based Irish comedians? You and Ireland don't get on...
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>>59824657
Na was just there for lunch with my mummy and daddy
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>>59824673
should have had a slap lad
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Say she want me to take the rubber off
Told her people in Hell want ice water bitch knock it off!

Six lawyers and they all Jewish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-8GWoC8Fp0
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alright lads, alright jordan
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>>59824686
Na im not big on the whole 'gambling' meme if im completely honest
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dont mind gay blokes but i fucking hate lesbians

really fucking hate lesbians

christ i just fucking hate lesbians how can you not hate them you want to punch them in fucking head and go "equal rights; equal fights" fucking lesbians
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>>59824708
haha yeah thats cool man
*ticks the box that says "massive fucking bitch"*
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>>59824672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAXFHRdeLqw
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>>59824710
wow there
are you sexually frustrated or are you
sexually frustrated?
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>>59824710
you ever notice how Lesbians look like men?

Whats the point of being attracted to females if you're going to look like men
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>>59824721
Woah hey well i might not gamble but im still cool and hip can ya dig it?
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>>59824737
eh a bit i haven't had sex since november but i just cant stand them

they're all so obnoxious and fucking blokey its like "get fucked mate you were dealt a shit hand and you will never be a man so fucking cop it"
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>>59824410
/brit/ is a normie general
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ooooooooooh why is your hate so addicting and i .. well i wonder where youve been i dont see you often
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sometimes I just get pissed and roam about looking for fights
did this last time I was in the city at some protest
taking swigs from the mickey in my pocket and yelling at dweebs who cave me the stink eye
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>>59824752
ah yes
it annoys you that they have a masculine vagina
interesting
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>>59824793
Get a load of this tough guy
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>>59824795
strawman ... or rather straw woman haha
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Nobody replied to my post
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>>59824821
Want me to reply?
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>>59824747
Because lesbians are a meme they just want to be a special snowflake so they say they are attracted to women
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>>59824774
>addicting
Addictive.
Are you cunts already on to exclamation points?
Question points next?
You shame your dad.
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God's leaving us behind
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>>59824821
that was a dumb post
some women are masculine and act like it
they are not attracted to themselves as such
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>>59824857
ummmm im singing a song sweetheart
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>>59824587

sdoin?
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So when can we build a whites only community?
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>>59824860
this is actually great news. could you imagine if china had christian foundations?
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How do we stop France?
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>>59824882
fucking idiots

>lets just build an ethnic enclave to make sure they assimilate!


countrys going to shit
>>
Mao Zedong would say that no one should fear death yet would weep at the very thought of himself dying one day

near the end of his life he grew increasingly anxious and pursued borderline mystical shit all in the hopes of extending his life
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>>59824882
Surely won't be a breeding ground for extremists.
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>>59824907
tonnes of people do that shit desu
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>>59824902
its not like fucking slavs or indians or whatever get this treatment.
Islam is so insidious idk why it is tolerated by anyone.
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>>59824647
>jerusalem artichoke
fuck off murderer
couscous is tasty though
>>
i will go out looking straight ahead and waving my country's flag
surely death will understand my meaning
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>>59824934
whatever at least its out in the stix
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>>59824920
I like the parallels with him and China's first Emperor since their lives are incredibly similar in a lot of ways.

thought about writing a semi-fictional account of Mao's life as the Last Emperor but I'm not confident enough in my knowledge of China and Mao to write a full story
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>>59824886
>Hong Xiuquan (Hung Hsiu-chuan; 1 January 1814 – 1 June 1864),[1] born Hong Renkun, courtesy name Huoxiu (火秀), was a Hakka Chinese leader of the Taiping Rebellion against the Qing Dynasty, establishing the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed brother of Jesus Christ.
Woops
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sawat dii don klongwan krap

I had my first thai lesson today, it was brety gud
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>>59824939
fuck i confused jerusalem artichoke with mixed grill somehow
god im stupid fuck this genetics
>>
got a job interview for a job in the US tomorrow
>mfw looking at how all this green-card business works
>>
>>59824953
that's what the Romans said about Arabia
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>>59824882
ha Meltons already an ethnic hole, wont make a difference
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>>59824958
Churn kaap

Was just saying, haven't seen you for ages kad
>>
I love (You)
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>>59824983
So tolerant!
>>
>>59824964
i actually whole-heartedly believe that the jews are the superior race desu
they are better at being human than everyone else
also means they are better at being cleverly evil
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>>59824958
Using native languages to girls in asia gets then from barren to gushy in 2 seconds
>>
took 1mg Xanax 45 minutes ago lads
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>>59824964
You were probs thinking about advanced Mathematics or Particle Physics.
No shame in that.
I've left the oven on and burned the Sunday roast considering Oppenheimer and the Copenhagen effect.
>>
>>59825017
This is true
>>
>each person will be £X worse off if we leave the eu woooo scary

Hate this argument. My pay check isn't actually going to go up or down based on brexit or not. It's just shit to scare you
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>>59825029
>Copenhagen effect
Fucking Bohr.
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http://news.sky.com/story/1701109/christians-in-uk-now-outnumbered-by-atheists
>>
Are Europeans the new "negroes"?
>>
>>59825064
>atheists
future muslims
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>>59824989
I've been around lad, been pretty busy, so no time for shitposting.

Hows things? think I'm adapting to this weather now

>>59825017
>tfw I made a korean girl go bright red by saying "sa rang hae yo" to her
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>>59825009
jews tend to be smart like chinks and some of the subgroups of curryniggers
i really do wish I was born with with good maths and physics skills
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>>59825036
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>>59825029
fuck off mindreader
>>
>Tunisian officials have urged the UK government to relax its advice warning against all but essential travel to the country, after a 90% drop in British visitors in the first part of 2016.

anyone want a cheap hoilday?
>>
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>yfw you realize Schrödinger's cat is a reductio ad absurdum meant to illustrate how ridiculous Copenhagen interpretation is

Plebs don't know about our physical universe
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>>59825082
>Hows things?
Yeah good lad, same old really.

>think I'm adapting to this weather now
That's good, it's like a progressive slope, hot days will always be hot though, but then you'll end up freezing if it gets as low as 25~

Rainy season is late this year.

http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2016/05/23/wet-days-ahead-thailand-officially-enters-rainy-season
>>
>>59825113
i understood what you said and i barely know first grade physics step it up yank
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>>59825113
Makes sense, Schrödinger's cat is a ridiculous premise.

>Hurr the cat is both alive and dead.

No it's fucking not it's one or the other you dumb cunt.
>>
>physical universe

third eye status: melted, shrunk, sealed shut
>>
If an alternative dimension is created each time a choice is made then if you put a gun to your head and pull the trigger 10 times there must be a universe where the gun failed to go off 10 times.
>>
Morning lads

Have you ever woken up from a dream laughing?

was very weird... not a fan
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>Copenhagen interpretation requires an "intelligent observer"
>when you question Copenhagen interpretation you immediately go to multiple worlds
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>>59825146
The point is you don't know whether it's alive or dead to it creates a third condition. It's not actually for measuring a cat's living state fyi.
>>59825185
Hi, no.
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>>59825201
redpill me thailad
how is uncertainty a third condition
>>
>people actually think there are such things as "alternative dimensions"

A concept so ridiculous that it doesn't make sense....because it's not real
>>
i've see the ethereal plane lads
>>
>ywn create a non-pascalian superposition of observable states in a macroscopic system
>or will you?
>>
>>59825217
but rick and morty told me its real
>>
>>59825214
Alri so you want to write a program that has to determine something based from A or B. However you can't proceed to know whether you're dealing with A or B immediately so you have to proceeded via C which can be either A or B depending on another variable.. or something.

It's a common application.
>>
>>59825217
Third eye status: Atrophied
>>
Poor lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ
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will it run decent?
>>
Shoes I've started wearing to work are squeaky

how to fix?
>>
>>59825217
Once you open your third eye you will be able to "see"
>>
When the function of your third eye, or pineal gland is suppressed, a number of symptoms may arise including:

> reduced IQ
> insomnia
> hormonal imbalances
> fatigue
> depression
> bipolar disorder
> alzheimer’s
> spiritual lethargy and disconnection
>>
>>59825291
sandpaper the bottom to rough'em up a bit
>>
>>59825291
take the mouse out of them :P
>>
>>59825217
Oh i see
really thought it was something more than a logic conundrum
thanks tho
>>
at work early cos i've got loads of work to do lads. got a totally empty office. bit weird and silent desu
>>
>>59825301
Think its the inside of the shoe desu

>>59825304
hehe lol :D
>>
>>59825291
sandpaper the bottom of your feet
>>
>>59825319
store them in your bathroom when you're at home lad. the steam will soften them up and stop them creaking.
>>
>>59825319
fill them with sandpaper as much as possible whilst still being able to get your feet in.
>>
>>59825261
That's just brute-force method of solving something

Schrödinger's cat is a p stupid way to illustrate quantum physics and Copenhagen shouldn't be taught
>>
>>59825296

I'm pretty sure my pineal gland is completely calcified as I have ALL these symptoms plus more. I've been incredibly unhealthy and neglected my body and mind due to complex PTSD and depression suffering the past 4 years.

Time for a serious detox :( I'm afraid to even begin...
>>
>>59825272
Need to know more about your vidya card(s)
Intel usually has quite a good onboard graphics architecture but developers tend to focus on making games work on dedicated GFX
>>
>>59825308
meant for >>59825261 desu
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>>59825308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxI7ESfrJOA
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>>59825261
i dont get it
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>>59825355
>>59825349
>>59825340
going to do this
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>>59824895
Flood the midfield and man mark Griezmann
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>>59825362
>That's just brute-force method of solving something
nah because that would be.

IS IT A? IS IT B? IS IT C? IS IT D? It's more like one of those flow chart things that are like.. 'wew if yes go to this, if no kys'
>>59825382
good lad
>>59825393
finally an answer
>>
In the future there will be no machines. the machines will be us.
>>
>>59825272
>>59825366
well that was stupid of me to forget that

>nvidia geforce GTX670
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>>59825420
but who will operate them?
>>
>>59825382
fuck i wish i had known that before
when i was a waiter my shoes made that weird "whoosh" sound and it was lame af
>>
>>59825440
machine operators
>>
>>59825444
>unironically being a french waiter
hon hon hon
>>
>>59825444
Drank much less water than normal yesterday just because I was embarrassed about my shoes 2bh
>>
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Was he right?
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>>59825459
humans are the same everywhere i don't see why this will be true
>>
Going to take ZMA instead of modafinil lads

#NewMe
>>
>>59825479
yeah thats why you should let those Palestinians back in you kike shit
>>
>>59825482
Don't forget to take a big dose of vitamin 'you'.

By which I mean.. Just be yourself.
>>
>>59825509
actually this is full of vitamin b6 so don't think it will be necessary
>>
>>59825455
>Being a pretend /brit/ Thai yet not knowing Rene in 'Allo 'Allo! got to fuck every qt there was.
>>
>>59825518
excellent
>>59825519
My dad used to watch this, not sure what you're trying to say tho tbf
>>
>>59825519
Have no idea what that is
>>
>>59825548
Old programme on UKTV gold, or Dave .. whatever the fuck the channels are called now.
>>
>ZMA may also boost growth hormone (GH) levels, albeit indirectly. ZMA enhances sleep quality due to magnesium's ability to normalize and extend stage 3 and stage 4 slow-wave sleep. This is critical, as deeper sleep can help to raise GH levels, which peak during the night.

going to help open my 3rd eye this
>>
>>59825565
bagsy first go on your tits
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>>59825499
youre talking to a leftist here im up for giving them better education and living standards and giving up my home if it means less war
>>
>>59825565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Eye_%28book%29


>Lobsang Rampa is the pen name of an author who wrote books with paranormal and occult themes. His best known work is The Third Eye, published in Britain in 1956.

>On investigation the author was found to be a British plumber named Cyril Henry Hoskin (1910-1981), who claimed that his body was occupied by the spirit of a Tibetan monk named Tuesday Lobsang Rampa. The book is considered to be a hoax.[1][2]
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>>59825580
you are an idiot then

they achieved and continue to achieve nothing

much prefer land to be given to industrious jews who actually do something with it
>>
>>59825580
You know they'll fuck you over first chance they get.
>>
>>59825580
good lad
>>
>It's critical that you do not take ZMA with any food, particularly food rich in calcium

hahahahaahaha
FUCK
>>
got a cute willy that grows to a good size when I give it have a chance
>>
>>59825580
Rasheed
>>
Is ZMA actually good or just a meme sup? Like pretty much everything I've read about most sups just show "as long as you're not on a literal American diet you don't need it"
>>
new
>>59825658
>>59825658
>>59825658
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>>59825595
>>59825649
ignorant rorkes with baseless claims
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>>59825651
Don't know, bought it ages ago and then forgot about it

found it the other day so figured I might as well use it

sounds pretty good though
>>
>>59825499
>yeah thats why you should let those Palestinians back in you kike shit
You get tired of that after a while. Israelis are beyond reason when it comes to our sensibilities. They are raised to defend their country. They don't give a rats ass about how the world regards them.
I used to get angry because I couldn't understand how they didn't see all human life the same.
I got over it. The world is a shit place with interesting people.
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