crayon pop edition
le dead uggos edition
also 3rd
third for fuck /cum/
third for my bum
>>59825694
mmmm ;)
munching a durrie
Not going to work quite yet, but I am going to fix my shoes so I shan't be posting until again on this fine morning
Bye lads
>>59825726
Have a nice day
>>59825726
have a nice day wagie-chan
>>59825694
>Jordan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeFC-rfQkVk
> David Cameron has now said that to leaving the European union is immoral
Good lord. Is there anything he HASNT said
13st for mechanical engineering
it's fuckin crunch time
Post the song you are currently listening to
>>59825748
really enjoyed this post
>>59825800
PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME UP
>>59825839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8AGKWyyrJ8
>>59825839
http://youtu.be/-_qMagfZtv8
JUST
20th for Iran
>>59825854
You some kind of a freak? One of those gothic punks?
fucking HATE normies
Pages and images not loading for anyone else? Well the page will load, but no CSS or javascript unless I use the front page.
>>59825839
https://soundcloud.com/superduperkylemusic/sex-super-smash-bros
G I M M I C K Y
>>59825940
werks4me
>>59825940
Hold shift and click the refresh button. (click, not F5)
>>59825940
have you tried turning it off and on again?
>>59825959
what does that do???
>>59825941
love smash
>>59825954
>>59825959
>>59825987
Stopped on it's own
>>59825941
http://youtu.be/k2rWeHq3iC0
>>59825989
Clears the cache for the page you're reloading.
Your country is going down the shitter lads. Please do something.
>>59825989
dont listen to him i did it and now it says this computer is hacked by thailad pay 500 pounds to unlock
>>59826013
goat song
>>59826008
>those smash players who always insist on playing Tier 1 characters and are unable to have fun
Nothing better than smashing some Fox scrub with a nice Luigi missle to the face
Why do girls I message on tinder never respond?
I've
>>59826021
why dont you do it you lazy cunt
>>59826030
>Baiting out my scam
wtf I hate jews now.
>I play smash with items off
>>59826042
I didn't know consoles were legal in Corea
>>59826075
I'm british
Meant for Ireland but, somehow feels strayan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjj0hHBvDg
>>59826072
We don't play with items on at tourneys because items don't add any depth.
Also, randomness isn't fun
>>59826030
o ://
http://youtu.be/r7Ve8ExE8YY
doing a severe depression
>>59826114
*tickles your chin*
>>59826090
ok lee hong
>>59826114
*tickles your willy*
>i play smash
>>59826047
because they have their inboxes full of messages
and some of the guys may be marginally more funny and better looking than you
supply and demand bitch
unluckily for you, there's too much demand
>>59826050
Israel isn't this bad. We're trying to help our allies but no one is listening.
>randomness isn't fun
>tourneys
>>59826090
oh, makes sense then.
I only use top tiers in melee
>>59826153
>>59826164
>>59826166
no bully pls
>>59826099
Irish Seafarers actually
i havent played a nintendo game since i had a gameboy in the 90s
Lads Big Dave said that if we leave, every person will be hundreds of pounds worse off! Does this mean the salary I get at my job will be reduced or the government will take money out of my account?!?
>I had a gameboy
>>59826195
>Does this mean the salary I get at my job will be reduced
This. They'll have to increase NI and income tax to account for the cost of leaving the EU
Tpop tbf lads
http://youtu.be/VQfOKM9cmMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVGyXpNE28k
actual good music you poofters
>>59826189
Well it makes me think of you, convict senpai.
Better than fucking men at work and midnight oil.
>>59826195
doesnt matter because world war 3 will kick in pretty soon after
>>59826226
Good choon aye
>I play melee with items
>>59826220
what a disgusting language
do aussies get depression? i wager living in sydney or melbourne with the constant sun and beautiful architecture and beaches means youd need to actively try to depress yourself to get it, like i cant blame brits for being neets but you must be doing something wrong to be a neet aussie
>>59826224
Quality, Baguettebro.
>talking with a yank
>he's trying to tell me that under no circumstance can a brit own a knife or a gun and that self defence is illegal
>literally sat here with a battleaxe in my room and my dad's multiple hunting rifles & shotguns locked in a security locker in the room next to me
>>59826243
Post fucking machines
>>59826239
You are us ffs. How could you dislike it.
>>59826243
>actively try to depress yourself
That would be an interesting sporting event.
>>59826242
ไม่จริง
>>59826266
he is literally here you cunt tell him that >>59826162
>literally sat here with a battleaxe in my room
>>59826266
:^)
Hey anglos, do you happen to know what the name of cake is buttery and chewy like caramel or something? I remember eating it on london trip a few weeks ago but I never recalled the name of it. Went very well with tea, since the cake itself was very sweet.
>>59826220
cute
post more
gf just sent me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72HU8kSnD20
>>59826277
But i don't dislike it
>>59826243
there's a part of australia, out in the boonies, that actually live like troglodytes and it looks no fun at all
>>59826243
I live in Brisbane so maybe that's why
>>59826255
>he doesn't have automatic rifles
>he can't conceal and carry handguns
>his hunting rifles have to be locked in a safe
>he thinks he's "safe"
>he thinks he's "free"
the gf
>>59826304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtXHO3Jt7es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrHBuaQhrNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHPmOTXZLKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjoiLUTLs9c
>>59826303
Madeira cake? That's made with butter. No caramel though
You'll have to give some more details. Could quite literally be anything
>>59826327
if she looked at me willy that way i would have a cum in seconds yes i would
>one armed weather presenter on BBC news
Ah yes, most tolerant
>>59826338
No idea how to give more detail, but from what I recall.
It's rather flat, buttery, had a chewy context as caramel or fudge but not caramel or fudge with vanilla and lemon taste.
>>59826327
her nose is pretty weird
>>59826363
at least she's not black
>>59826308
Rhetorical.
I love you cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCSGM5mBrWY
>>59826382
She actually was
>>59826375
Lemon drizzle?
>>59826393
At least she wasn't a feminist lesbian.
>>59826375
sound a bit like yumyums
>>59826325
I never said I thought either of those things.
>>59826389
Noice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV_86Bx5Foc
wherever i gooo
Eating a breakfast at Tesco. Not bad desu. Sausages sre good
>>59826375
Could be a lemon drizzle, lemon madeira or just a lemon sponge cake.
We like cake over here
>>59826421
Yum yums are pastries mate. Reckon this swedebod wouldn't have said cake if he meant these
>>59826397
Looked upon that thing, nope not it.
>>59826421
Yeah it, kinda looks like this, except a bit flatter and longer also without the coating.
>>59826440
>Eating a breakfast at Tesco
worst poo for a good long while just then lad
looked like vegetable cup-a-soup
anybody can have a go at my cake tbf lads
just a matter of having a big enough spoon is all xx
>>59826335
Cute. Loveaholic is a banger
gf just faxed me this
>>59826440
Last time I went they put the baked beans on top of the scrambled egg REEEEEE
Never again
>literally sat here with a battleaxe in my room
>>59826226
>Better than fucking men at work and midnight oil.
woah oi oi oi despite the political message midnight oil has some bangers
>>59826475
Is that the Ukranian anime police chief?
>>59826490
*dials 999*
>>59826472
You may also like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ultAEAFuGQk
ever have one of those poos that's so hard you have to keep pulling it back in again with your anus to try and shape it into a log
or shove something small up your arse to break it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycluH98UFmY
>>59826475
dangerously thic
>>59826437
Quality.
do you lads like my gf?
>>59826047
lmao ive matched with megan too
>>59826541
born with a penis/10
>>59826490
That's not a nice way to talk about your mum
>>59826541
>tanned blonde
How did Britain ever survive for a thousand years before the EU came along? Must have been magik
>>59826047
>swiping right to shehrzad
why? did you read that seppos bio? *vomits up blood* <<<<<< mmmmm that my friend
>>59826535
what kind of fucking life to do you lead
>>59826576
Mostly by killing Europeans.
>>59826576
uh that's why there were so many wars you dunce
no EU
>>literally sat here with a battleaxe in my room
>That's not a nice way to talk about your mum
is that world is that considered funny?
*finishes meditation and hypnosis*
*enters thread*
*blinds everyone with my wide open, gleaming pineal gland*
>>59826598
Battleaxe is a dad 'insult' tbf
>>59826598
oh dear you wrote 'is that' instead of 'in what'
how embarrassing for you
>>59826598
that's considered great humor in tard schools
>>59826598
>is that world is that considered funny?
SUPEEKU INGURISU PUREEZU
>>59826628
that what?
>>59826574
read that in an Ali G voice
>>59826642
YEEEEE .. Very good lad.
I, for one, am GLAD that our first world right and privilege to democratically vote for a government is overruled by Brussels undemocratically elected officials who can't be voted out and be held accountable
It's 2016 for goodness sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFcq-sXfN3k
peeenelope
>>59826653
forgot michael gambon was in that
>>59826535
Rock shits, the biggest downside of protein shakes.
>>59826505
I essentially hand you one of the best post punk gritty British Celtic bands there has ever been and you still piss on about that baldy cunt that looks like the lad from the original hills have eyes...
Fair enuff.
That's fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bFBzx7I_0
>Britain must leave the EU in order to maintain sovereignty
>>59826682
different anon
>>59826533
Yea, this is the best one you've posted so far. Thai sounds cool imo. I can see why people hate it tho
Gonna end my fucking life
>>59826682
that's actually nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op9h76PrtOc
>>59826697
Your fucking life never started, you massive virgin haha
>>59826697
cya x
>>59826660
>>59826697
hopefully you get reincarnated somewhere with a proper shaped flag
>>59826704
It is though.
feeling that 1mg xanax i took earlier lads
>>59826695
We might have different tastes since I'm not a big fan of FFK (Faye Fang Kaew(that group))
It just sounds like words now desu
>>59826722
top bantz
Deliciously cute girl here in the Tesco restaurant.
Should I offer her one of my bacon rashers to try and get a dialogue going? Or is that too weird
Why was he such a stammering prick?
Also, good movie.
>>59826749
Make her eat eggs.
>>59826697
>medipack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiDcP9sBZ-Y
wizz
>>59826749
Go for it lid
>>59826749
>oi love, you want my leftover bacon or wot?
what could go wrong?
>>59826722
I was hoping to be Nepalese
>>59826749
uhmm stay away from me sweetie x
>>59826753
>movie
Fuck off yank.
>>59826765
Genuinely good suggestion. A subconscious sign of fertility. I can at least trick her into liking me.
I think I'm going for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBEnx62nU2w
>>59826682
I unironically like Midnight Oil now.
>>59826781
>flick*
Sorry about that.
>>59826794
>>59826735
ye, it's definitely harder to judge when you don't understand the language
qt girls tho
Is this what Thai normies listen to, or are they into western pop?
>>59826749
>tesco restaurant
Is this a poorthern thing?
Also go and talk to her lad. What's the worst that could happen?
>>59826820
>no pineapple
I'm disappointed. You're slipping thaiboy
>>59826820
would like to sully her immaculate face with ejaculate waste
covered in smeg lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLAEQ_APsE0
</3
Love Tesco. I hate trapesing around town, supporting local markets and putting money into the local economy by helping small businesses when I can just go to a big corporate supermarket and find everything I want there and turn my British town centre into a crumbling ghost town
>>59826834
>Is this what Thai normies listen to, or are they into western pop?
bit of both usually.
>>59826841
Have no idea what you mean by this.
>>59826849
lewd
>>59826905
>Have no idea what you mean by this.
Sigh, why must you always be spoonfed everything
>>59826893
Did you just do a "fist pump"?
>>59826905
oh yea, I forgot about kpop. That must be huge there, right?
>>59826893
>town centre is based entirely on commerce instead of culture and entertainment
The internet killed your shitty northern town, not Tesco
>>59826799
I'd have a drink with you sir.
My only concern would be where to dispose of the bodies the following day.
>>59826925
What the fuck is this shit
Please never post that again
>>59826950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_AucZITNzE
let's feed 'em to the pigs
>>59826925
lel, I'll do this sometime.
>>59826943
It's got a cult following.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8moFFrH988#t=12
>>59826925
nice, is this from 9gag?
where my benzo buddies at?
Just stole a fucking shit load of those free milk things from the Tesco restaurant because I'm a cheap fucker hahaha xx
>>59827014
FunnyJunk
>>59827023
i'm a 29 year old neet benzo addict virgin desu
wtf is Tesco restaurant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyjZ1_4c_bk
don't want none at all
>>59827023
I saw a tremendously fat American in spiez yesterday
>>59827013
that's crazy
SEA girls love kpop more than Koreans do
>>59827047
>restaurant
>>59827066
yeah, letting them know that they'd be in the shopping centre was a mistake.
About 10 minutes from my place coincidentally.
>>59827066
In Korea girls are more shy about it~
Fuck sake lads. This Tesco has one of those sensor flushers again. It's going off every ten fucking seconds. Can't stand it. What ever happened to good old fashioned handles
>go to Tesco
>start eating shit right off the shelf
>call it "Tesco restaurant"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4w3zmpuhPI
do not know how to do this artificial intelligence homework lmfao :D
Train I'm on just decided to change routes in the middle of the fucking journey
What am I supposed to do now you twats
>>59827059
Some have a cheapo cafe in them in the same way some Asda's have a McDonalds in them.
And to be clear, when I say cheapo I mean really poor quality "food" and plastic chairs around sticky tables. I do NOT mean the price.
Why did Tesco think their customers would like to watch themselves take a shit by putting a mirror on the back of the door?
Fucks sake lads. First the sensor now a mirror on the door. Never coming to this Tesco again
>>59827187
kek
>>59827167
>What am I supposed to do now
Well complaining about it on 4chan seems like the priority, so you've got that right. Checking for the reason (another train broke down maybe), finding an alternate way to where you want to go and tweeting the train company to get your ticket re-imbursed might be your next options
>>59827187
Wew lad check your photos and crop them before you take a pic from your phone
>>59827167
go adventuring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE3a1SDDHaM
kintessessial postbrit angst
>>59827064
That was me
>>59827187
That's a sizeable dick fair play to you lad
>>59827187
is it touching the toilet water ?????
>>59827213
It's a tube service. I'm trying to find out when the next train is desu but I sat around for 20 mins waiting for this one and then they just decided to stop early. Going to go to end of this and find out at the station. Can't really do much now but sit here.
>>59827187
Damn, man. Giving me dick envy.
>>59827187
if you're willing to wait i could be here inside of two hours
we would then proceed to innocently play with your tender turds like children touched by a divine and shitty blessing
>>59827257
#feelsdickletswillneverknow
>>59827238
Are you aware that's how Thailad sounds.. It's very close.
>>59827325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADjnIUG1f5E
maybe he should write and sing poetry then
>>59827308
Touching the water with your dick is much easier in the USA. Your toilets are way more full of water than ours. There's only about 3 inches of water in the bottom of ours.
>>59827392
>>59827382
>implying I don't
>>59827407
What an odd unit of measurement.
>tfw no Thai qts here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1DLjMzVyP4
wtf Adelaide
>>59827382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNa9KD4Y_k
>>59827407
>>59827432
I like to think they slowly built their way up, one nugget at a time.
>>59827432
Yanks are so fat they literally shit pure chicken nuggets.
gf said she wants us to be together forever lads
what could she have meant by that?
>>59827432
kek
>>59827418
i don't believe anybody liking korean women is capable of writing good poetry desu
>>59827461
you have to destroy the world so forever is no more
>>59827433
nuke this disgusting language
morning tracer here
>do something for bance
>friends are all like "aha dude you have way too much spare time"
shut the FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>59827465
Who said I like Korean women?
Not saying I don't but.. here's a poem
There once was a frog from France
Who wore entirely too tight pants
He tried to buy new ones but could only find blue ones,
now he wears blue baggy pants.
r8
>>59827436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-NpUXtuzc8
>>59827526
actually 10/10 would groupie you
>>59827526
>Who wore entirely too tight pants
This reads so awkwardly
>>59827507
are they wrong? :^)
>>59827500
m8
https://youtu.be/AS0HAtw1Xig?list=RDq1DLjMzVyP4
it's so cute it hurts
Got a sherbert fountain on my way out.
Thanks for sharing my Tesco experience with me
Haven't slept in 17 hours, and I have to be at work in 2.
Fuck.
>>59827500
this. all of asia should adopt either japanese or korean
>>59827595
>Haven't slept in 17 hours
Students are adorable
>>59827595
Most I haven't slept in a row was 85 hours.
REALLY satisfying 15 hour sleep after that.
>>59827546
Wahey
>>59827558
yes, it does.
>>59827566
literally who gives a shit
wage-monkey mentallity
>>59827591
did you really go to a tesco just to get breakfast?
what motives you and other people to do this?
>>59827617
baby first white night amirite or amirite
>>59827591
I recommend trading it in for cocaine, your life is unbearably dull
>>59827591
I enjoyed these posts, thank you.
>>59827617
I'm working an 11 hour shift.
might go to the woods with my ipod and eat some edible dudeweedlmao chocolates
or i could ring up a mate and share them with him but hes a half hour drive away
or i could save them
>get out of bed first
>start to make tea
>gf hears kettle
>jumps out of bed and chases me out of the kitchen
>makes us breakfast
Never gets old haha.
You'd think if she's so determined to be the one doing it she'd make an effort to get up first.
>>59827666
Shit son.