The last thread ever edition
Say your farewells
>>59816335
about time, been waiting ages for my go
http://www.strawpoll.me/10295501
Post pic of the biggest slag you know
Like has shagged everyone slag
>8PM
>bright as day out
then in half an hour it will be night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvW3Mlcacw
BANGER
>>59816390
hope jani's too busy wanking to cuckold porn haha
>>59816428
Oh, lads....
:(
I walked bob dylan up on stage
who the fuck are you?
>>59816358
we had good times lads
but it's time to move on
Because you're a loser with no life. You're slowly but inexorably careering toward mediocrity. You've never achieved anything. You're an ideologue, a child, a teen. You think you know everything. You think the world can be encapsulated in a few trite sentences.
You've been led astray by American pop 'culture' and propaganda. You've yet to reach into your deepest depths and find out the true meaning of life. You think life is a picket fence with a Labrador and a wife, when really life is something much deeper. It permeates our very being yet you, a child, don't realise it yet. Every single second your life ticks away, even the moments you spend on this Burmese tile-sharing agora. This is your life ending and you see fit to trot out a banal line or two about the weather.
got an exam at 9am
can't sleep
what do
Just broke my fucking headphones dancing around the room, fucking jack's fucked.
>>59816435
Plotting a tug of the little man downstairs
r8 the gf lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2kPy_hLTI
>>59816428
Starting
http://www.strawpoll.me/10295501
hmmm
getting that "imagine life together with any girl who shows you any attention" feeling atm
>>59816486
>image.png
>1.85 MB
have a word with yourself
>>59816469
>9am exam
sixth formers OUT
>>59816423
>we
>>59816428
ah yes
>>59816511
3rd year uni got an exam 9am wednesday tbqh
farewell
Lads ;_;
https://www.flightradar24.com/data/flights/ms804#9c0b766
>>59816505
heading past the point of no return lad
need to do something drastic before you end up a total sadcase
*has a word with myself*
>>59816505
I do that everyday and I'm talking to like 10 girls right now
Either you're that sort of person or you're not
>>59816412
>Got too much respect for my boss to wank over her even though she's fit.
upload pics
>when you can't decide if it's a slag folder image or a fap folder image
>>59816428
one on the right became an escort
>Why do you have those big black bags under your eyes anon?
>>59816544
FONT
turn on bbc the queen has died
>>59816535
You absolute bellend I thought it was another one
*whispers cute things in your ear*
>>59816540
getting that feeling too actually
Every night imagine sleeping with a gf
>>59816580
Imagine finding out about it from a Y*nk. Disgusting.
think I might redoing the emo teen phase again (at 22 no less)
started listening to heavier rock music, being moody and depressed and having increasingly nihilistic opinions
>>59816590
*fucks your mouth with my ear*
ROFLMAOSMPMSAIO
*apply willy on the back of your knee while you sleep*
listening to BBC asian network
tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3MzLRKRik
>>59816613
i fall asleep by making up stories about finding and getting a gf
>think I might redoing the emo teen phase again (at 22 no less)
>started listening to heavier rock music, being moody and depressed and having increasingly nihilistic opinions
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>>59816650
goodbye /brit/
I'll miss u ;__________________;
>>59816637
keep it down
tights
>>59816656
d-dont go
>>59816556
What the fuck man shes gorgeous
>>59816671
good lad
Jews? Nah, not a fan.
>>59816656
all me
As Cicero said, you are little different than a slave if you have to get up in the morning and toil until sunset in order to eat.
>muh jews
getting that "imagine having sex with any girl who shows you any attention and has big tits" feeling atm
goodbye brit
Real life GTA, ladettes.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-36358344
>>59816707
he's right you know
>>59816556
girl on the left (other big slag) got in a fight with her and posted a screenshot of her backpages showing her arse and tits on facebook kek
sadly i can't find it anymore
>>59816556
Anymore story on her anon?
>>59816720
you realise most of us have this banter in real life as well?
Don't be such a drama queen.
Besides it's for the best.
>>59816723
fucking hell why
>>59816750
photo circulated of her fucking herself with a gun a few years ago, or so i've heard (she would have been underage) (fuck off detective)
>>59816746
What is her name Canada I want to look up her escort page
migrating to /lat/ for the summer
>>59816472
1. The Bank of England is independent in its monetary policy activity, it's inflation target and QE decisions are independent, and claim to the contrary is you just speculation
2. She didn't manage inflation through demand by causing unemployment, the unemployment was a side effect of monetary tightening
3. Cost-push inflation can sometimes resolve itself but not if it effects expectations so heavily that unions factor it into their wage bargaining and suppliers factor it into their prices. Expectations matter
How are you failing to understand such uncontroversial, A-Level tier economics?
Back then:
>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye
Now:
>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...
Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
>>59816716
tfw no big tit girl has ever shown me attention except my mam
>>59816679
let's not get ahead of ourselves
>can't post most of my material because muh 3 MB
fuck you moot
dude slags lmao xDDD epic titties /b/ro XDDD
fuck off back to /b/, children
>>59816789
>tfw have learnt Portuguese
>tfw /luso/ has shit bants
>>59816786
samantha mcdonald, good luck i was never able to find it either
>>59816836
wind your neck in lad
might become a male escort and earn big money
>>59816799
all in your head that you racist cunt
never happened in the real world it didn't
refugees welcome
>>59816836
this
in hindsight being born was my first mistake
>>59816870
post bum
>>59816870
>might become a male escort and earn big money
By escorting other hideous fat beasts to the local Burger King?
>>59816860
Jesus she really packed on the pounds in the last few years
oo http://ask.fm/heyy_its_liv/answers/137706024602
>>59816870
got that blowjob technique nailed down have you
just need to find yourself s corner now
>>59816904
not a bum mate. I'd only fuck anus
>>59816875
>never happened in the real world it didn't
>>59816905
fuck off already
>>59816909
she had big tits and arse but slim waist too, now she's just chubby all over
mistake implies direct control of one's action you uncultured anglo swine
you didn't make a mistake because you couldn't make a choice
educating you is becoming all the more tiring
my intellectual superiority grows exponentially
does it still count as nofap if I wank but don't cum lads
i'm asking for a friend
just saw a black man die in real life lads
not sure how to feel right now
>>59816884
It was your parent's mistake. You didn't ask to be born.
Take your anger out on them. Burn it all.
>>59816963
you should feel good one less dindu
>>59816963
saw a black dude and his friends getting arrested today outside a student house lol, probably a drug bust
>>59816934
fat boy
>>59816966
>that feel
legit going to get the snip
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>>59816934
yeah that's not you tho
>>59816949
Doesn't count. when i was doing it i rubbed it against my thigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk
Me on the right
>>59816934
god, you're so hot
please fuck my ass
got called a racist in greggs because I shot a black man dead the other day
>>59816934
>yank
>fat
quelle surprise
>>59817017
thanks mate I'll pass that on
>>59817021
Posh twat
>>59817025
nah that was me, I was just in black face
also you missed, I was just messing with you and playing dead
dude lmao'd t︃bh lads
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>>59817023
I'm not fucking fat
>>59817003
ok
>>59817060
no you won't >>59817053
fuck me lids, banshee ended
>>59817081
I never called you fat, handsome ;)
gf? nah, not a fan
>>59816934
1 month of lifting huh bro
asdfsdsafasdafasd
captcha: bradley
>>59817081
>that belly
>those flabby tits
ye ok m8
it seems tesco is now selling 1.5l pepsi max for 89p instead of 2l for a quid
really not happy with this
>>59817096
yeah, she wouldn't stop shrieking to I had to choke her to death
rip 2 your mum
>>59817127
>drinking sugar
enjoy your kidney stones
Me stealthing IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME
>>59817109
now let's see the statistics for white people
>>59817117
I'll fuck your shit up within seconds, faggot.
the illuminati is simply the normie version of the jews
>>59817148
there's no sugar in pepsi max
gonna start just being myself
starting tomorrow morning
>>59817110
Just commented tfw no gf on a girls instagram photo
Is anyone else looking forward to the Eurosceptic conservative MPs splitting from the party and having an electoral pact with ukip like the sdp-liberal alliance
I have AIDS
>>59817192
very good
>>59817175
dont make me laugh,
I'd do you in no more than 3 strikes pud
>>59817188
bad idea lad
being (you) isn't worth it, try to be someone else (preferably someone cool).
>>59817196
not particularly
>>59817154
>yanks
>>59817190
terrifying
>>59817223
got a big mate who needs a word with you
CHOCOLATE RAIN
>>59817154
it was actually going fine until he started speaking
then the level of secondhand cringe nearly killed me
>Is anyone else looking forward to the Eurosceptic conservative MPs splitting from the party and having an electoral pact with ukip like the sdp-liberal alliance
>>59817127
Blame weak sterling
>>59817196
I am 2bh, will be juicy
>>59817247
tell him to come here then
>>59817268
his name is raheem not weak
just had an orgasm out of nowhere
this is weird
>>59817295
impending cardiac arrest
>>59817283
Aussie-tier "banter". You should be ashamed.
>>59817279
goodbye /brit/
it's been a ride
Thanks for all your help Canada, I now have that escort slags snapchat
>>59817252
omg this
>>59817331
I'll ride with you
just heard that videos are just a series of images running one after the other very fast, can anyone confirm this?
>>59817295
haha sorry that was me
>>59817331
see you tomorrow lad
>>59817351
Haha sorry lad that was my fault
>why yes i am from france
>>59817351
why do you think they call them "movies"
>>59817351
can confirm t. masters in electrical engenerining
>>59817341
>>59817117
>tfw no cute fat bf
>>59817342
those underwears all look like unadultered turd in clothing form
this generation has no taste and no critical sense
may we all get fucking nuked
DMT injecting spot on my arm is puffy and red. fuck
got accused of being racist because I used the phrase "call a spade a spade"
>>59817394
Isn't it becoming more Islamic?
What would we do without youtube?
>>59817378
looks like a proud american citizen to me
>>59817429
The people who identify aa non religious is growing faster
>>59817429
Secular
>>59817472
haze
what a shower of shit
bloody glad we're calling it a day
I seriously need to get laid with a brittish slag now you guys made me develop a fetish.
>>59817459
more secular slaves then
change of plans lads, instead of doing nofap I'm going to wank
If I'm being dispassionate, suicide is the best option for me and the world.
gf just send me this
>>59817504
me in the chat
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nn x
>>59817488
>tfw kslagposting makes you like asians more
good feel
anyone here tried using e-cigs to give up smoking? they seem a bit shit desu
Just so you know I will be claiming the last post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L-205ULOG4
do not want ice in my bourbon
Gf just Sent me this
>>59817504
>Spotify
Kill yourself pleb
>>59817520
wy is poaln so low
>>59817527
we'll see about my lad
Speaking objectively, taking my own life would be the best course for both myself and society in general.
gf just sent me this
http://imgur.com/hUCoBsE
>>59817545
No money's for raising kids
>>59817552
Yeah probably
You're wasting tax payers money and valuable resources just by being a alive
>>59817552
Hurry up and do it then you selfish prick
life is boring af 2bh
one day I'm going to stay on /brit/ for a consecutive 24 hours and then make an image showing how the types of posts change over the day
>>59817600
said for ages we need a good world war
would be nice to have a gf who sent me things
>>59817569
your gf might be a nigger mate
From an emotionally neutral standpoint, euthanising myself would be the most beneficial thing I could do both for myself and the rest of humanity.
>>59817552
as long as you take as many muslims with you as possible
>>59817618
what day of the week though?
>>59817600
wish mine was boring
>>59817636
a weekday other than friday
>>59817600
yes, at times.
but thats part of being human hahahaha sometimes you get bored lol xP
>>59817639
describe your life
I like you in *that* way.
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's mineral rights
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral water
>The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's mineral rights
Looking at the matter in a composed and rational fashion, putting a term to this corporeal journey appears to a great boon, be it for myself or for humanity at large.
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral deposits
>
Wahey guys, so this is it huh! This is where all roads end? Is been an honour serving with you
Semper fi!
>>59817626
she's not my gf
I lied to you AND her teehee
>tfw a little blob of extra cum leaks out about 10 mins after you wank and you lick it up
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's minstrel rights
>>59817660
>kicked out of school
>frequently get into fights (where I usually ended getting my shit kicked in)
>sleep rough a lot
>move house every couple of months
>serious family issues
>had 2 life threatening conditions where I was hospitalised
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its Minstrels
>>59817764
And yet here you are with a working internet connection, that's more than half of Africa can say
>>59817764
All of that is your own fault
might try reintroducing the short lived 'ree ree normies flee' gimmick from last summer
>>59817781
bit racist la
gonna write to my MP
prime time /brit/
>tasting your own cum makes you a normie
>average britbong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC-EC9YA2_s
>>59817794
yeah. I'm just saying I'd take a boring life, not that mine is the worst.
>>59817795
some of it is, a lot of it isn't.
>might try reintroducing the short lived 'ree ree normies flee' gimmick from last summer
The meek shall inherit the earth when we're done with it
Got bare gash
Ahh yes
the meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's popular medieval singers, songwriters and instrumentists
"grime" is not music
>>59817836
how did you find my video
>>59817852
How many pakis and pajeet itt? Please identify yourself
I don't know what to make for dinner lads.
I have half of a pork joint and lots of cauliflower cheese leftover from yesterday.
Should I make a curry?
>>59817886
found one
>>59817836
could only understand about 25% of this
>"grime" is not music
>>59817893
How about pork joint with cauliflower cheese?
>>59817900
Lurk more
did more in 2 days without 4chan than I did with the last 2 years of using it regularly
>tried to regulate browsing to /brit/ and one or two other threads
>realise I'm more directly more productive with the less time I spend on those threads
>realise I'm spending most of my time keeping up with /brit/ because of it's speed
might have to leave you lads
>>59817840
>yeah. I'm just saying I'd take a boring life, not that mine is the worst.
i think (hope) he was joking when he said that
>>59817920
there is a space character on the ti-84, stupid twat wearing a hat
>owning a graphing calculator in 2016
For what purpose
>>grime is not music
Getting plastic surgery tomorrow lads
Rhino and genioplasty
People think I'm a cancer in their lives, I think I'm just misunderstood
