Edition
FIRST
>>59812328
/Shit/ ;)
Normies go in the bin
27 YEARS OF SOLITUDE ASJKSJKAASJK
too many jfs
I'M BLUE DABBA DEE DABBA DIE
bart y migue
having a go
ñ
cornwall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in3Ppk9NG9U
Doug Stanhope is kinda right..
haven't progressed in life since I was 16
a candle...
>>59812328
First for sheep shaggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MC8Lw5e9Q
the pussy of your mothers all boys
> what did i mean by this?
Kyary is a :
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist
LaDs
Illegal Chinese fishing vessels impounded in East London
http://www.algoafm.co.za/article/local/77817/illegal-chinese-fishing-vessels-impounded-in-east-london
Honestly reckon ww3 will be causes over Chinese fishing boats
Fucking everywhere, remember hearing about one in Argentinian waters
Reminder that voting for brexit will cause serious damage to your /gf 2016/ hopes
Lad who went to spoons after completing his degree earlier
Feeling very sorry for myself in bed, think the pulled pork on top of my nachos was dodgy because Christ alive do I feel ropey now, can barely keep anything down
Feel well bad on my mate because I promised him I'd go out but I can't
Sweating buckets and all, not comfy lads
>>59812409
you have
it's not necessarly visible and objectively worth anything but it's there
I'M ONLY ASKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
/empire/
Vive la France ! Vive l'Empire !
>>59812409
literally the same
might go back to my BAC (A2) stage in a few days
Ahh yes it the epic /b/rigade
Haha look how funny we lol xDddd
listening to aggressive techstep
rollin una vela cheeky
>>59812422
Excuse me no that's not how this works.
>>59812367
BTFO BY A YANK
>>59812457
who?
would you guys want to see my poo
>>59812392
At what/who?
Mum is raging at me over my uni cockup lads aaaahahahhabahahbababbababababbahahahabbdbbfbdbfbc
Poleaboos diet is not going well
How discern a quality chipper from an paki fish shop:
Choice between cod and haddock
Fish and chips fried in dripping, not vegetable oil
Offers batter
No eyes in the chips
No lemon wedge
Doesn't offer ur fish in a poncey carton
Shop is rammed with OAPs
Doesn't do anything besides fish n chips (e.g. Kebab/pizza)
Doesn't offer curry sauce with ur fish lot
Only available side is mushy peas
>>59812480
my waifu my rules
>>59812409
think optimistically; you're a little closer to death
>>59812511
huhuhuh .. cock
>>59812409
same
Don't reply to him
what gains of fuck a british girl and make a brown baby x GOD
remember this lads hahahahaha
eggy btfo
test
>>59812511
what happened la?
who /19+/ here
>>59812435
Felt like this last week, it gets better lad, no worries.
>>59812495
GTFO of Toulon ! Royalist-scum !
Join de the Bonapartism NOW,
And Make Britain French Again !
>>59812533
>>59812533
marvelous post forumist friend
Thanks for Shakespeare and English muffins. Cheers.
Son cocked up his degree now I have to shout at him
Wish we could be a family that doesn't shout
lads i'm leannnnnnnnnnnn
>>59812571
/here/
don't consider myself an adult
if dubs lat has to leave
tights
>>59812582
didn't understand that. all i heard was some croaking, sounds awfully like a frog
>>59812601
At least it isn't your wife's son.
>>59812562
Made a mistake when entering classes and my offers have to be withdrawn
>>59812533
wena 33 años
lads i'm fatttttttttttt
tfw like girls but also think they are really shit on average
>>59812627
>>59812641
how'd you manage that you bellend
>>59812641
thats ok you're clearly too much of an idiot for uni so it's better to find out now
>>59812637
You did a meme well done Reddit
>>59812627
well.. humm.. i guess then... you'll have to deal with our picardia ;)
back from my ban lads
waheeeyyy!!!
ah yes
>>59812522
Um.........No?!
>>59812666
fuck off satan bender
CHIIIII
best thread in weeks
tbqh
>>59812675
Is Rebbit good?
>>59812666
HMMMMMM
>>59812694
me for days
/lat/ in
>>59812694
know dad
>KSI is a LITERAL billionaire (B I L L I O N)
>>59812673
>>59812674
My tutor could have looked at it and told me at anytime
>>59812686
>announcing returns from bans
enjoy your ban m8
Might watch that Cara movie about paper lads. Need to watch something where nothing really happens that isn't Lost in Translation or Almost Famous.
/brit/ + /lat/ = /brat/
/lat/ in
/pakis/ out
WHAT NICE IS TO WIN MISTERS...
Quite tired lads.
Should I go to bed?
me on the kush
Probably time for nighties I think
I just want to smoke una vela with you pirates
can't be arsed waking up anymore, wish I'd die in my sleep
>>59812758
>unironically telling anons to enjoy their bans after then announcing being unbanned
Enjoy your ban
link me to /lat/ i have a good idea for a post
>>59812753
Must be the world's first black billionaire?
>>59812409
I made progress last year. Almost got a gf. Then I buckled and now I wish I was dead. I've actually went backwards in life.
>>59812574
I just feel bad on him, now that I'm not going my other mate isn't and he's just had a fat domestic with his gf upstairs
Need to shit and vomit my guts up desu but all the bathrooms are right on the other side of people's bedrooms
>>59812831
www./lat/.biz.org
Trying so so hard not to fuck it up with the girl I'm talking to
You've literally gotta watch everything you say
>>59812795
Ronnie Dio?
>>59812832
Ummmm no sweetie you racist
should being a yank be considered a mental illness?
>>59812845
This time last year I had a job, a gf and several friends, now I have none of those things
haha
>>59812878
argentina is white
>>59812756
Just apply on clearing day
How did you fuck it up anyway
>>59812869
suck my cock
>>59812768
lets take a vote.
>>59812878
ah yes very impressive
www.facts.co.uk
Good source of facts
>>59812878
me on the bottom right
>>59812850
go expel it all
if you feel better you can still keep that promise
hearing someone vomiting while half sleeping isn't that bad
>>59812866
Just be yourself
I got matched with this wtf do i type? im new to tinder
>>59812908
Entered the wrong classes and didn't check
>>59812866
just be yourself
>>59812904
haha lad that's mad what are you like? this time last year a girl asked me to stay over at her house because her parents were away and she was scared of being home alone and i said no hahah mental haha
HOLD THE LINE
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
TELL RUSSELL IM A BRAND
>>59812915
normally the kyary posters are alright, you're a bit of a knob
>>59812913
virus do not click
>>59812938
ask her all about her feminine willy
>>59812795
HAHAHAHAHA
>>59812901
pero que cara de trola que tiene la aunt
>>59812753
pewdiepie must be a multi trillionaire
i have a srs question.. id like to know what do british pussies smell/taste like. its a scientific research for uni.
pls answer.
>>59812925
I used to use the woman next doors morning sickness as an alarm to get out of bed desu, she needs to have another kid already it worked well
www.porn.com
Good source of porn
>>59812938
>obvious muslim
>feminist
i really needed one more dose of "women are retards" today
>>59812955
bit rude 2bh
>>59812925
Mate there's not a hope in hell I'll be making it out
I've already thrown up a ton but I can tell there's more to come
>>59812942
Bit silly, what classes did you enter/what did you want
Like I said, apply on clearing day
>>59812950
waheyyyy hahaha what a balls up bet you think about that late at night when you're alone in bed don't you? haha "where did everything go wrong" ahahaha
>>59812984
rotting fish and bad eggs
>>59812998
i'd rather you just go away 2bh
>>59812753
He literally isn't.
>>59812984
Salty sand and bags of milk
>>59812953
TOTO were right!
>>59812953
Absolut banger lad
Everyone bangs on about Africa but hold the line is easily their best tune
>>59812984
eel pie
>>59812938
don't mess with her lad
>>59812753
reee
Anyone ever think there's any truth to any of that /nofap/ shite?
Hadn't had a wank in a week when I went out last and came closes to pulling than I have in years
>>59813052
is that you, janny?????
>>59812984
my cock and spunk
>>59813006
haha lad ur right i think about her every night and it keeps me awake hating myself ahaha i've started to just stay awake as long as i can because it keeps me from thinking about her and i just wait for my body to crash and pass out so i never have those hours upon hours of lying in bed and hating myself hahahha yeeeeeeooooo
>>59812999
you're properly sick then that sucks
gotta wait it out
>>59812986
you could plant the seed of your future biological clock in her fertile and flabby babypocket
>>59813054
it's bollocks
t. medical student and compulsive wanker
>For indigestion and upset stomach take 1-2 tsps
>For laxative take 2tsps
Went for 1.5tsps
>Vaping yourself into light-headed anorexic bliss
Need to stop being a fat cunt somehow
>inb4 "im not a normie though"
>>59813054
When I don't wank my knob looks noticeably bigger and healthier (but I also drink about 2.5l water s day) and generally I feel more confident and assertive
>>59813054
FONT
>>59812984
a computer screen
I WILL FOLLOW HIM
FOLLOW HIM WHEREVER HE MAY GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPpd-6X3tEo
iTs BoLlOcKs
>>59813082
Yeah I thought originally it was just beer but once the sweats and the shits set in I knew it must have been something I'd eaten
*whistles the british grenadiers*
>>59813025
Staying forever just for you la x
>>59812938
>sluta
kekked
>>59813032
Proofs?? Source??
>>59813108
mate there's someone on /brit/ literally shagging miss world, I think we're pretty abnormie for this thread
>>59812938
How many matches you've got so far?
>>59813097
so you did end up trying the raw eggs and frozen beef
>>59813054
As a follow up question, I've got a date on saturday for the first time in years.
Should I nofap until then? Might turn me into a perv, or might get me laid.
BUST THAT SKANK, AINT NOBODY MESSING WITH THE GANG
>>59813171
>there's someone on /brit/ literally shagging miss world
source
>>59813139
GOAT musical
>>59813153
you may be actually poisoned is what I meant
it's not necessarily dangerous but throwing up everything won't make you feel better
>>59813185
make sure you wank before you shag her or you'll go off in about 30 seconds
> me vs 5 of you
who would win?
>>59813171
Wind your neck in, he's talking to a girl competing for miss England on tinder
>>59813097
1.5tsps creates mustard gas rip 2bh ngl brb
>>59813169
>"Essentially, I'm a 21-year-old who's a millionaire through gaming, vlogging and my online experience," KSI told Vice as part of its gaming documentary, Yo, I'll Take It!
>>59813176
>IOS
Fuck off billionaire
>>Vaping yourself into light-headed anorexic bliss
>Need to stop being a fat cunt somehow
>>59812901
Wow bully :'(
In all seriousness, the massive square footage of America opens the opportunities for shit people. Don't go around Appalachia or the South. Know which neighborhoods to stay out of in urban cities. Other than that people here are alright.
Brit women are generally preferable though.
might become a priest 2bh lads
>>59813218
I'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse mate, I wouldn't even need the other four
Business idea. Black people for black countries white people for white countries
>>59813185
Don't wank until then
>>59813210
Yeah in pretty sure it was some dodgy food in spoons earlier
>>59813215
What, so go to the bathroom and bash one out? I don't think I could do that without getting a red face and it being obvious I just bashed one out.
>>59813177
That which does not kill me makes me stronger.
>>59813171
oh shut up you bellend
>>59813276
no I was thinking more 30 minutes before you set off to meet her
>>59813273
bit rorky that
This is the best James Bond film lads
>>59813262
> 6'4
YANKS OUT
Consistently scoring in the 90th+ percentile on the practice assessments, lads.
Reckon I might actually get an interview out of this.
>>59813218
I would take you with one punch then turn my attention to the other 4
>>59813262
Building quality has reduced in recent years, this holds less weight than before
>>59813218
Come Wakey and ill chin you pal
>>59813176
most of my matches are non aryan why do i even try.
just pulled some kind of maggot out my belly button lmao
>>59813276
Dint listen to that memer
All that will happen is your knob will stink of spunk, it will look like you have cummed your pants and you won't be able to get it up
Have you never seen the inbetweeners mate?
i have no drive or desire to get a competitive job is this ok?
>>59813273
blacks and whites could live in peace with eacother untill the jew rat comes and destroys
>>59813341
>310 matches
Fucking hell, that shits all over my 20 that I was kinda proud of. How long you been on Tinder?
>dr. no was filmed in 1962
i WoUlD tAkE yOu WiTh OnE PuNcH tHeN TuRn mY aTteNtiOn tO tHe OtHer 4
Why do I even try tinder? Swedish girls don't even like aryan men. Should I move to another place where girls acctually like me? Maybe somewhere in asia.
>>59813086
By curious coincident I'm a med student too, though we've not done anything that would even remotely tie into /nofap/
Makes sense not wanking would increase sexual frustration to the point that it outweighs social anxiety
>>59813417
wdhmbt?
>Should I move to another place where girls acctually like me? Maybe somewhere in asia.
any minute now
my ship is coming in
I keep checking the horizon
I'll stand on the bow
feel the waves come crashing
come crashing down, down, down
on me
and you say "Be still, my love, open up your heart, let the light shine in"
don't you understand?
I already have a plan
I'm waiting for my real life to begin
>>59813255
>Brit women are generally preferable though.
Said nobody ever.
Jews, hispanics and Asians are white
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>>59813450
Fun fact: the one on the right is dead
>>59813450
>>59813433
South America lad. Tempt them with life in a rich country and smash that bunda
can't wait to see the conclusion of the crossdressing story arc
what interesting storylines do you think he has planned next?
>>59813493
that's not fun at all
Wish we could go back in time and kill the person who invented this 'FONT' meme.
>>59813504
nonce
>>59813493
that was fun lol
>>59813086
>>59813439
It may make you more 'alpha' to be red hot full of lifejuice and ready to go but it also makes you more thirsty
and i'm quite sure most women can see that a mile away and a lot of context they aren't looking for a guy that just wants some and then fuck off
porn on the other hand is detrimental for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU
>>59813521
font
Comfy tune
>>59813521
FONT
>>59813341
>Tesla.
She must be one helluva ride
>>59813507
ahh yes my friend, latina girls acc very nice
What does /brit/ work as?
might try nofap again lads, I forgot to wank last night so that's a good start
>>59813521
Baskerville old face
>>59813507
This. You won't even have to try 2bh
Relax a bit /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V2OHDVB8aM
>>59813433
>short
>brown
>fat
time to move to sweden
>>59813521
wish we could go back and time and kill Edward VIII's whore wife so he'd have no reason to abdicate
>>59813603
Warehouse pleb
>>59813512
i unironically hope he slashes his wrists live on twitch
>>59813603
I work at friends arena
>>59813603
sailing coach
Do any yank celebs live here in the UK?
All I can think of are Kevin Spacey and Gillian Anderson.
>>59813603
Bartender currently trying to find a graduate environmental engineering/consultancy job.
us aryan men, what are we like???
>>59813603
I work as a receptionist in a care home
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79BLVp5p0Y
>ANIME POSTERS
>>59813603
Call centre manager, pretty proud of myself.
>>59813551
Problem is otherwise I don't have the confidence to talk to them at all and have no idea how to flirt or anything.
Can't watch the video atm, any chance of a summary?
At Dover waiting to board a ferry lads
>>59813521
What does it stand for?
Fuck off normie twat?
going to have a go on AC brotherhood for a bit, got it earlier in the day
i have already had a shower
will be going to bed within approximately 2 hours, minimum 1 hour
>>59813709
FONC
reminder that I'm better than you at everything
I am ill. The longer I stay awake, the less ill I get.
When I wake up, I feel way more ill and it takes the whole day to stop feeling ill again.
So... Do I attempt to stay away for 36 hours in an attempt to outlast my illness?
