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qt kitties edition
NO dog people allowed
cara
crayon pop
nth for vote leave
Yank edition BTFO
bjork
rate my gf
cyprus' song sounds like a rip off of another song
which one am I thinking of?
Kyary
ahahahah
AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
hahahaha
>>59371587
good edition
>>59371602
good post
Rabbits 2bh
why do brits have bad dental hygiene?
>>59371255
*peels boxers off*
>>59371783
Jerusalem?
sorry just thought of a funny joke
>>59371851
we don't
>>59371880
Aww cute, two pussys in one :')
or three if you include the absolute PUSSYHOLE who made this post
popping spots on my scalp, blood everywhere
>>59371851
>he needs INSURANCE to get basic dental care
what is wrong with america?
>tfw no Pam & Mick mummy and daddy
where did the latvian cop his leather jacket from in eurovision?
>>59371920
care to share?
'sup you monolingual fucks
>>59371587
goodnight kit
>>59372031
I do lol
Hardly ever brush my teeth:/
me murking me cat haha
>>59372103
>2006
>Just 12 year olds to skew the stats in your favor
ah yes
Picard was originally a 'Ra hitman
alexander :O
>>59372198
Forwarded this post to the RSPCA
>>59372198
He looks so shocked aww haha
>>59372198
what is wrong with your finger nails. those are hideous do you eat them
>>59372214
Why would those matter at all?
>>59371851
Better than yours, buttertooth.
>>59372296
:O C===3
>>59371867
*peels nips off*
>>59372299
Didn't you hear mate?
They're not doing criminal prosecutions anymore they've moved on.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36292580
>>59372400
*peels oranges*
wanna see some tits lads
haha so RANDOM xX-DDDD
Best song of the night 2bh
>>59372399
don't do that >:|
>>59372486
Dog faced sket, fucking delete la'
Fourth Season of Call The Midwife is pretty bad,lads.
Glad it's almost over.
am i supposed to know how this bent violin cunt is
Just farted, lads.
>>59372130
answer
>>59371587
here's a picture of my cat I hope you like it
Don't answer
>>59372579
Alri mum
Why do Americans have bad dental hygiene?
Pls answer.
>>59372718
oopsie forgot to upload
\(^o^)/
^^^^ me
>>59372400
*appeals to emotion*
Open your window lads and stick your head out for 60 seconds and breathe the fresh air in
It's not healthy being inside on the computer all day
Two pussies in one, huh?
How original.
*veers car off cliff despite numerous warning signs*
is this cunt actually british or what?
already doing my knackers in
>>59372853
Jokes on you I'm on my phone
>this is a typical british breakfast
Imagine your family gathered around the tele at home to see you on eurovision and it turns out you're running on a hamster wheel lol
Ring ring pussy it's shutdown
>>59372718
>>59372835
Are you an actual fucking mong
>>59372853
I'm gonna shout "LIQUID" in at 22:42
please respond
>>59372996
you say youre muslim
you say youre rasta
>>59373006
Bit anti semitic lad
>>59372982
>metal spoon
not british enough
Why don't you stop wasting your time by jerking off on strangers on Internet, go out and improve your life by finding a real gf?
>>59372963
Are you outside though
>>59372853
I was outside most of the day
>>59373103
>3D females
Yuck!
>>59373103
Cause then i'd have to deal with their shit
>>59373123
No but you specifically mentioned them fucking dweebs on computers?
>>59373103
can't stand women desu. everything is a game to them
>>59372982
bowl and spoon should be wooden desu, that is too fancy
people are nothing more than a game to me
>>59373191
Open your window and cut out the backchat before I have to do something I'll regret
i love /agdg/ and i fucking hate it simultaneously
Sweden was a mistake lads.
>literally wasting your entire life by jerking off on 2D
so pathetic.
210 lbs
got a good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S59lpPAu2iM
>>59373299
haha they're locked haha got you again
Sometimes I don't text you back but I never mean to disrespect you
I'm on the road trying to do this ting - I know you see where man's tryna get to
gonna have a midnight walk outside, lads.
wish me luck
poo
>>59373103
because women are garbage
>>59373335
>literally wasting your entire life shitting on people that have a different lifestyle even when they're happy
>>59373440
break a leg
huge supply of yank slags on vsco
>>59373440
don't slip over and break your head
don't fall in a river and drown
don't get murdered
etc.
Is there porn where they just kiss and hug?
>>59373440
i-isnt that dangerous?
cannot WAIT for summer lads
i mean i just cannot WAIT
its gonna be so good
>>59373519
romance movies
>>59373270
I'll play with you :3
>>59373572
it is summer
>>59373440
>midnight walk
>in russia
make sure you dont come across 2 kids with a yellow hammer lad
>>59373607
Don't want the plot and the will-they-won't-they tension
>>59373519
>tfw you cum during the kissing scene
>>59373572
You off to Ibiza to shag a load of girls? Fuck off, normie.
>>59373669
find a sequel then
want to go over the hills and far away
Watched the first episode of The Sopranos lads
Not impressed
>>59373688
thats the only part i cum at
love seeing pretty girls kiss
>>59373690
no haha
the opposite actually
gonna stay inside the whole summer and play vidya
cant wait
>>59373675
jokes on you my teeth are good
>>59373675
>coming from russia, where the average life expectancy is 20 years below the developed world.
go drink yourself to an early death because you live in a frozen shithole, boris.
Watched the first episode of Only Fools and Horses lads.
Very fucking impressed.
[spoiler]alri lads[/spoiler]
Kyary
mum was complaining that she has no grandchildren
>>59374012
deck her in the tit m8
if we come last im voting leave
It's rigged
What 'gritty' British film shall I watch my boys
File your recommendations now
>>59374012
she failed you as a mother
>Iceland
>White
the Aussies are missing out on some prime potential shitposting
eurovision poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
Why is Australia even in the contest? They're not in Europe for fucks sake
>>59374149
Just pick any Guy Ritchie movie and you're good.
But make it Snatch.
didnt know iceland had black people lmao
BLACKED
>>59374004
Me at the bottom
>Ireland still has blasphemy laws
They only announce the 12 points now
lame
they used to go through every point award
perfect leader?
san marino best ally
How to fix Eurovision:
You can't vote for bordering countries
me on the right lads
>Hello my name is Sarah and I put peanut butter in the fridge
just fuck off mum, FUCKING WHORE.
>>59374149
Harry Brown. Michael Cane shooting chavs is always great to see.
>tfw no 0 points
>>59374242
yeah it's a chinky australian
very fucking european
>>59373955
alri x
>>59374149
dead mans shoes
>>59374201
u're black lol
>>59374513
This.
>>59374497
why is your mum called sarah
>>59374497
pop it in the oven for a bit
Swear to god if we give Ireland more than 7 we've been thoroughly cucked.
wanted to fuck her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlBXOveVh7c
that georgian bird is fucking fit
>>59374294
Seeing Sol in yank tv like on the Walking dead is always weird.
I genuinely don't want a gf
>>59373538
the place I live (village) is pretty dark and empty. Nothing dangerous.
Ireland fuck off cunts traitors fuck ireland taigs fuck ahhhhh
>>59374752
how do i become like you
If I hear her say douzapwan again i'm going to scream
Don't like Ireland very much to be quite honest.
listening to classical music and plotting my next diabolical move
>>59374698
she sang in eurovision last year about the upcoming race war
Malta is greatest ally
>>59374783
NO SURRENDER, WE THE PEOPLE, FOR GOD AND ULSTER.
holy shiiiit
Why is Australia so high lads.
We're never going to hear the end of it.
Wait, who just gave us 12?
MALTA BIASED BEST ALLIES
>people care about eurovision
>>59375061
my mum
BASED MALTA
TOP ALLY
holy shit lads
>>59375111
it's ironic you dip
>>59375111
It's like World War Two but more important for Britain to win.
TWELVE
W
E
L
V
E
>>59372055
This post didnt get enough attention.
>>59372117
Not everyone deserves insurance, it isn't a right. You deserve to die before I'll pay for your care.
made a cup of tea
should've made 3
So sad all of you, lads, will die as virgins.
>>59375114
I gave her 12 last night
I'll be pissed off if the Aussies don't let us host their Eurovision next year.
Finland is pretty cute
malta greatest ally
So people are just voting for Australia because they're new, right? Their song was pretty shit
>>59375288
12 what?
>>59375268
very, bad, feel
WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING
Aussies are banned if we don't win. Maltese are allowed in.
germany on suicide watch
Remember lads, Sikhs are bro tier and noble kebab removers
Ukraine didn't even sing in English they can fuck off with their shite diss track
gonna do a wank
will post when i've finished
>Korea is going to win Eurovision
>>59375526
stay safe x
test
>>59375421
Inches lad
Want to fugg the Moldova blonde
finished
>Australia is actually going to win
Moldova was qt
>>59375268
>die a virgin
all i have to do is call your mum lmao
>>59375412
they were in last year too
has eurovision been full of coloureds and trannies?
>>59375603
inches what?
>>59375245
>basic healthcare isn't a right
why are americans such immoral sociopaths?
FRONTZ
>>59375634
Aussie banter going to be savage tomorrow
>>59375268
I accepted that fact when I was in secondary school, so around 13-14.
>>59375268
im not a virgin tho
>>59375723
What I'm trying to say is you're mum got 12 inches of my penis inside her
>>59375268
cyka blyat
i hope putin shuts down the internet in russia so i no longer have to deal with you shitters ruining everything
>>59375848
Oh ok
>>59375764
Will it be as rubbish as their usual banter?
>cyprus not giving UK any points
cunts
just dont want the swecucks to win and touch our record
Only watching for Graham Norton
>On the right hand side
FUCKING VOTE FOR US ROOOOO
>Eurovision won't be held in Europe next year
it was the best of times
Just realised this is the judges haha I'm a silly sausage haha
Rooting for gookstralia
VERY nice
me in the middle
kpop is winning eurovision lmao
>>59374885
become disillusioned and then disassociated from society emotionally
then let antinatalism and existential nihilism take hold
>2016
>theres still significant delay between
why is this
why isn't terry wogan doin it?
>Europe can't even win fucking eurovision
just stamped my foot on my keyboard repeatedly to convey extreme anger
So has the referendum impacted our score in any way?
>>59376188
He's having a rest.
>>59376182
Poor cunts
>>59376188
thought this was terry wogan
Me: Mum, have you put dinner on yet?
Mum: wait two secs let me spark this zoot
>>59376188
he's dead mate
*waits for eurovision to end so we can return to normal shitposting*
>thank europe for inviting europe
Oy vey
>Australians are LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY winning Eurovision with the power of K-Pop
AAAAAH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>59376188
he was arrested for drive drinking
>EUROvision song contest
>winner isn't even from europe
can this competition BE any more cucked?
>>59376365
Very upset that our usual schedule has been interrupted.
The most ardent supporters of democracy look the other way at voter fraud. To acknowledge the possibility implodes the charade.
>>59376365
Australia gets in but you don't AHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Mum, have you put dinner on yet?
[MUM IS DEAD]
>NO dog people allowed
>europe inviting europe
>>59376498
Be glad we aren't in there m8.
Holy shit Belarussian Peter Andre
>>59376498
>by the end of tonight Australia will have won more Eurovisions than USA despite only being in it twice
HAHAHAHA
>A chink from australia wins eurovision
just cuck the west up
Not a fan of democracy lads.
what the fuck even is belarus
>>59376577
looks like jamie vardy
>Jewmany
Can't fool anyone
>>59376508
v. sad sturry
>Israel sends millions of migrants to Germany
>Germany give 12 points to Israel
Is Germany the most cucked nation on earth right now?
>Israel finally getting reparations
russians giving us points
is this bizarro land
>166
what the fuck even is ireland
Getting a bit /pol/ over these jury votes
Turns out Russia is bretty cool guy
God bless the Ruskies
Germany repaying the 6 million 12 points at a time
>>59376969
Russkies are the best, lad.
why are german women so disgusting?
lol the chinkstralian is back
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
What the fuck is wrong with """Australians"""?
They call us cucked. They're all fucking chinks
australia isnt even a country its continental
>all these Australian chinks
>australia is actually asian
>germany giving maximum points to the jews
>>59376188
operation yewtree finally got him
HAHAHAHAHAHA AUSTRALIA CHINK'D
>AUSTRALIA
>only 4 points fom australia
Can I have a (you) please.
>millions
BWAHAHA
>>59377153
its name doesn't even make sense
Cromwell didn't go far enough desu
POINTLESS!!!
God bless you UK
Wasting points on Georgia's autism
is the narrator on the American stream a trans
stop it
Nice to see Australia's points based system worked LMAO
>Giving Georgia points to overtake us
JUST
>>59375860
t. raged virgin.
The truth hurts you?
the old UK-Georgia alliance still going strong
Guarantee if we'd have sent AJ Tracey to perform a grime set we'd have got top points all round
>good morning china
he meant australia right
here we go
>>59377422
morning ping ling
FUNNY POINTLESS MAN WAHEY
>>59377422
CHINK'D
BASED GEORGIA
Based Richard
>>59377390
The fact that there is an independent Ireland is evidence of this mate.
georgia isnt even a country its state
Remember when they added judges to stop all the political voting.
Do you shave your balls?
Oh, I forgot you're virgins, why would you..
>>59377276
It wasn't meant to be like this.
>>59377470
same thing
>>59377422
t.mao ze ching chong
literally just cucked ourselves
I'd lith her uania if ya know what I mean
>i'm a brittish hardcore pc gamer
>>59377569
can't say i've followed it that closely
why isn't the US allowed in eurovision?
>>59377461
Should have sent the BBK lads to do a set
Is australia really that chinese?
both the entry and the point giver person lmao
>>59377724
not enough chinks
BASED FUCKING ALBANIA
>>59377724
Because we'd buy everything and turn into a yearly shilling effort for Shekelstein Records™
slavs look like the beta versions of whites
Hey look it's the Prime Minister of Australia lads!
>>59375526
ok i am done now
it was very good
Bravo Estonia
>>59377724
need to be over 65% white to enter
what year did Lordi win?
migration time lads
>>59371595
>>59371595
>>59371595
>>59377824
It's 93% chink m8
honestly don't even bother checking lad
they love all music, even kpop
>>59377724
Because you'd take it too seriously due to your constant need to feel superior and wind up sending Beyonce or some shit
AUSTRALIAN BASED POINTS SYSTEM
UKIP BTFO
>>59377991
No thanks.
>The people's republic of chinkstralia
>>59377724
you had justin timberlake
not our fault he's got no points yet
>>59378064
its not human
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE
OI OI OI
wew lads
