Slightly later night edition
Kyary
crayon pop
SALSA
TEQUILA
CORAZON
lads
>>59365772
finally guessed my fucking password, haven't used it in five years
Russia winning would be bants wouldn't it. Don't they hate Eurovision?
where's the eurovision
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/denmark-will-be-the-first-country-to-no-longer-define-being-transgender-as-a-mental-illness-a7029151.html
but it literally is
>>59366060
Ukraine's song is about Russians killing someone, they should win
>>59366088
worst member
>>59366142
on the british broadcast channel
into my heart
an air
that kills
Ukraine pls
>>59366142
it's always in the last place you look
>>59366142
on telly mate
>>59365929
I think I'm more scared about getting from the UK to my destination airport with the connection in-between than I am getting from the destination to my hotel with limited knowledge of the local language
I'm not scared about the plane crashing or terrorists or what have you, I'm scared that my flight will be cancelled or I don't board on time or I do something monumentally stupid like forget my passport
You all better vote leave
>>59366188
meant a big thread
chilling to the BONE
Gf: want me to suck your willy now?
Me: wait two secs, let me spark this zoot
>tfw your mum gets a new boyfriend every month during your childhood
>tfw they're literally all shit heads
>tfw she gets a mildly autistic bf whose really nice and used to play Runescape with me for hours on end in 07
>he introduced me to music like Weezer and Nirvana
>she stayed with him for 4 years, literally the comfiest 4 years of my life
>tfw she left him and continued to get with absolute shit heads every month
>find him on Facebook, he's still single, no signs of him having any long term gfs since he left my mum
Feels bad man
Why would she do this to us both
1. russia
2. latvia
3. hungary
4. azerbijan
5. netherlands
(so far imo)
@59366015
this is one of my favourite /brit/ gimmicks
nobody ever gives it (You)s or even addresses it yet there he is every single thread
>Political songs
Not a fan
what does tomato juice taste like lads?
>>59366394
bags of sand
>>59366284
don't go there, it's shit.
>>59366394
tomato sauce
>>59366329
your mother is a fucking whore
>>59366468
where is it?
incredibly lonely hahaha
>>59366329
Message him and ask if he wants to go out for a beer
that ukraine beat sounded like burial made it
Spain and Belgium have been best, if somewhat generic.
>>59366329
because shes a whore and you've been cucked by her
>>59366473
second worst member
Kyary
FREE UKRAINE
not a big fan of any of these songs yet
there are usually 1 or 2 anthems
>>59366505
I know
>in my room
>hear a random guy coughing as he comes up the stairs
>"oh it must just another random man my mums brought home again"
This shouldn't be normal but it is
Doing a bit of the watching End of Evangelion
>>59366611
free Ukraine? free yourselves from the EU
nothing worse than getting an injury that keeps you out of your sport for weeks
>>59366693
good lad
>tfw my mum had me when she was 18
have eradicated as many traces of myself as possible
PUMP PUMP PUMP
KYRARY WORKOUT
free ukraine with every happy meal
>>59366539
me too haha
what makes me more depressed is that it is up to me to change this yet I choose not to
haha
>>59366757
>2016
>doing physical activity for "fun"
Alri caveman
gonna go on a personal mission to eradicate racism in /brit/
except for racism against squinty-eyed gooks because i hate them
>>59366772
not really that unusual in the not too distant past
https://youtu.be/GByv0y6ePRs?t=2m34s
what happened to tibet lads
>>59366329
>tfw my mum left my dad then married my stepdad and dragged me all the way to america because his job changed there then divorced him a few years later just as i was fully settled in and we had to go back to the UK
Ææææææææ
>>59366856
>t. grime loving shitskin
>no Misato gf
Why fucking live
>>59366772
your mum is a proper slag
>>59366829
waheyyyy might do a suicide soon ahaha
>>59366772
Same lad
I ruined her life, she wanted to go to uni but couldn't because she had me. Fucking hate myself, why the fuck didn't she abort me?
hey guys im back
bdfknsbklhdfklnbdsdsklbdfsklbhdfskjldfs
>>59366932
>shitskin
yes
>grime-loving
no
50%, that'll net you a D at best.
>>59366264
The worst part of flying for me is the baggage claim. I usually always bring some whisky back and I'm always expecting my bag to come around the carousel in a big puddle and dripping, but touch wood it hasn't happened yet.
is this oasis
Rate my cheeseboard, lads.
>Gouda with pesto and caraway
>2 year aged hard french goats cheese
>Port salut
>cured hungarian mangalica sausage
>marinated adriatic anchovies
>baguette
>cornichon
>spicy pickled onions
>>59366877
Tibet was a literal tribal shithole where no one had any rights what so ever to speak of, China invaded them an annexed them for some reason, like 3 people a year die because of the Army and lefties go absolutely mental
>>59367097
no friends/10
Why don't the stone roses do eurovision
>Letting American states pretend they're countries
need my willy sucked
>>59367097
>with pesto and caraway
yuck
everything else looks good
*withdrawals from thread*
>>59367097
>no camembert
Says here that Brexit would be bad for the Economy.
>>59367143
Fuck off Xing Ping
#FreeTibet
>>59366757
i got injured in football yesterday.
>>59367037
why not take the whiskey in hand luggage?
They're going after the Magi!
>Rate my cheeseboard
Where the best place to build a comfy settlement on fallout 4 lads? They all seem a bit shit desu. Why is Bethesda so retarded? Like couldn't they have just added a settlement that was just flat open space so you could actually build stuff instead of littering every where with random shit you can't remove or build over?
STOP RINGING THE DOORPHONE YOU UTTER PLEBS
>>59367097
post a picture you pleb
>>59367230
>>59367143
>>59366877
I believe you mean the Xizang Autonomous Region
>>59367201
at worst itd literally make no difference (norway, switzerland etc have exactly the same trade situation with europe as us) and at best itd actually be way better for the economy (more of a free market environment)
holy shit this girl is beautiful
CLAIMED CLAIMED CLAIMED
MINE
SHE'S SO PRETTY AUSTRIA <3
so how is the so called eurovision (euraesh) going then
>>59367353
just build a shitload of water purifiers in sanctuary
not much point doing anything else
>>59367230
it literally was though
for a woman it was worse than present day Saudi Arabia
>>59367353
fallout 4 is utter utter shit
>>59367472
UK next I think
>>59366329
Because women are retarded. My Mum did the same thing. I love her to death but fucking hell she's retarded. She earns £35,000 a year and she still went out with some scrote called Terry hwho was a fucking binman.
>>59367353
I built mine at the outdoor cinema
awful awful smile
So seeing as I don't live in london is there any reason why I should care about gentrification?
seems like a good thing if foreigners want to pump money into our economy but that might be naive
>>59367261
can't take it through security
can't rely on duty frees to have decent stuff
>>59367474
I unironically bought the season pass and I want to build a bunker with the new concrete stuff, but there's literally no settlement locations that are big enough, literally ALL of them have shit cluttered everywhere that you can't remove, random buildings, skeletons, debris etc. It's like they have no foresight what so ever.
>>59367638
gentrification is good and should be encouraged as many places as possible
>>59367636
it's the best part of of her you absolute mong.
Watching a video from a Manchester United Supporters Group in Jordan.
Never knew Arabs liked football so much desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c97cLMe-q8Y
>>59367638
Because they are going for Manchester next
and then Birmingham
and then the rest
>>59367638
you bloody racist sexist shitlord, the dole scroungers have just as much right to live in central london as anyone else, who cares if they can't afford to?
>>59367694
theres an island settlement somewhere
think its kind of plain
>>59367638
foreigners cause rapid property price inflation
>>59367743
Who's ready for Third Impact?
>>59367711
she has shit dimples
LIVERPOOL MENTIONED
>>59367695
why?
>>59367746
Football is the worlds sport
crayon poop lol
>>59367766
Wouldn't mind my city having a few nice buildings and less dodgy chavs living in the centre tbf
>>59367863
can't wait
>>59367834
I tried but the terrain is all fucked and the grass clips through the floor.
REEEEE Bethesda why are you so shit at making games?
hello lads NOTTINGHAM born n bred
>>59367863
it's already happened m8
>>59367641
fair enough
ARE LADS
someone told me that manchester is the most "american" part of the UK
what did they mean by this
They look so English
this is fucking shit
>>59366968
haha I would have killed myself long ago if I it weren't for the fact I'd make my family really sad haha
This is too generic
IIIIII, IIIII AM A ONE WAY MOTORWAAAAAY.
Good choice by Britain to do foo fighters.
our eurovision song is fucking wank lads
why are our acts always so shite??
wtf, this isn't a good representation of Britain
where is the British multiculture
Really quite enjoying Gavin and Stacy
Thought it was shit when it first came out but it's quite funny
My mum is just like pam
>>59368193
its alright
>>59368005
pooped on you lmao
>>59368126
literally a meaningless statement
Is this razorlight?
sounds shite either way lads
Found out my mum/nan have 10 grand each for me and my brothers to put towards a deposit on a house when we decide to buy one
Quite a comfy feel desu, thought I was too poor for your things like this
>>59368128
(me on the left)
>>59368259
erase this message
>>59368260
want her to milk me desu
We should've put a kpop group on
>>59367955
i mean unless you love going down a street full of chicken shops, betting shops and those weird immigrant shops where they have all sorts of household items from manufacturers you've never heard of before
We sent Blue, Englebert Humperdink and Bonnie Tyler and they all did terribly
Europe hates us
Vote OUT
>>59368126
Nottingham/London is
>>59368303
10 grand
a house
hmmm?
>>59368061
are you using concrete foundations?
>Armenia
>Europe
isn't in the middle east
>>59368193
its not bad
dead boring though desu
if we wanted to win we shouldve put a tranny up/a gay dude with crazy hair
If we don't win this, I'm voting leave
>>59368246
Literal GOAT British programming, you're a pleb for ever thinking it was shit
Oh and it's Stacey mate
>>59368309
Nice kit you were wearing earlier
>>59368392
He said for a deposit you under aged mong
having a decaff espresso lads
much worse than regular coffee, won't be doing it again
>armenia
nobody would notice if this country simply vanished
>>59368443
Israel is in it and they are right in the middle of the middle east
I think I might actually commit suicide relatively soon
Grime was a mistake
damn armenia
>>59368393
Yeah but it still looks shit, plus I'm playing on survival so I can't fast travel to that island, I'd have to swim back and forth and I can't be arsed
>>59368303
I got 10k from my nan for my 18th and another 3 from my parents
still have most of it left
They both said they have some money for me when I'm 18 and I thought it was going to be max 1k combined
>>59368514
>taking a mortgage
ahh yes good goy
>>59367878
said like the utter virgin you are.
bet you think this armenian dressed like a prostitute is hot.
>>59368518
well the turks certainly didn't
>all for one
>one for all
>if we all join hands we'll make a wall
is Ian Brown redpilled regarding the leftist-backed Islamic invasion of Europe?
>>59368518
Bit rude.
>>59368526
why?
>>59368569
>renting
>>59368469
Oh wind your fucking neck in
>>59368392
Obviously I'll have to save my own money too but 10grand is a big step in securing a mortgage
this Armenian prostitute is hot
well win eurovision because its been rigged to keep us in the EU screencap this
This eurovision general is too fucking fast lads hardly anyone is getting a reply
Korea should be in eurovision 2bh
>>59368314
you first
No instruments are even plugged in on Eurovision
>>59368634
>>59368651
>not buying outright
>>59368509
NO
Just ate a whole 1kg jar of nutella with a spoon
>>59368702
she's not even singing, there's no wire on her mic
Almost stuck my finger up my cats bumb
Would of been terrible for the both of us
>>59368569
>living with your mum living like a peasant for 60 years until you can afford to buy a house outright
Ah yes, most impressive
>>59368531
Rasheed
>>59368569
embarrassing yourself, advise you to stop posting
any lboro lads out?
>>59368756
Fatty boom boom
>>59368750
the gif that keeps on giving
>>59368531
Rorke
>>59368651
>a 1.2% deposit on a house in a decent part of the country is a "big step"
lmao
>tfw no pam and mick mum and dad
>Magneto being gay
>>59368792
I only need 10k more you faggot
http://join.ukip.org/JoinOnline.aspx?type=1
will be getting my details ready on this
if the other countries bully us i'm gonna do it
>>59368756
enjoy your gains
>>59368629
I'll never manage to be happy in this life due to various reasons that can't be changed
It just seems more and more appealing each day and I've begun to view it with a pleasant calm instead of a fear that I might actually do it
Rorke is not an insult to normal well adjusted human beings.
>>>/g/54547794
mind helping me out a bit lads?
>>59368834
MENTIONED
nah lad I was out last night, made a right twat of myself in the union haha got a skinful
>That British entry
The British just can't help but project "we're not racist look at all these multicultural selfies!!"
post things that never happened
>the grime resurgance
>>59368886
>implying I'm going to get a million pound house for a starter home
I'll get something comfy for 250k in a white west midlands suburb
semen stains the mountain tops
>>59368979
It's never been an insult, it's an observation
>>59368921
is GOMAD a legitimate technique or just a meme?
Armenia's entry was fit as fuck
>>59369073
the holocaust
lads can you please not call the Islamic State "so-called"
I think it will really annoy them and make us a bigger target for them
*rips your face off*
I literally ruined my life lads. I've been crying for the first time in years... I have no idea what to do tbqh with you. Suicide sounds so inviting right now.
>>59369073
Drake, Kanye West and Pharrell Williams think otherwise
>>59368916
What the fuck are you on about?
You can't buy a house outright on 20k
>>59369181
you'll get over her
shit songs but some good slags and qts this year
>>59369181
what did you do la?
Wonder if Kyary is watching eurovision
>>59369124
yeah but youll get fucking fat. its fine if you just want to bulk up massively and dont care about how you look for a bit and then cut it all off.
>>59369181
we've all called the teacher "mum" at some point, lad
>>59368979
It's a compliment
Shows you're a mature and well educated adult
the so called eurovision song contest
>>59369010
I was out yesterday haha what happened la?
>>59369077
>west midlands
>>59369277
every eurovision
Australia or Bulgaria desu
>>59369073
>resurgence
>implying it was ever big to begin with
Why does Britain always choose such bland and forgettable acts? All the other nations try and grab your attention and be unique, but Britain is always just....bland
>>59369181
*rubs your hair*
there there lad, im sure youll be okay. tell us what happened?
>>59369366
That's just who we are
>>59369181
why did you come to /brit/ with this???
>>59369181
I've cried twice today
Suicide now takes on a golden hue of release and it beckons me nearer like never before
>>59369287
No she's probably watching ASIA-vision rasheed
>>59369366
if britain actually did anything noteworthy they wouldn't be able to complain afterwards about how they never get any points
>>59369073
Tienanmen Square
Nothing happened there in 1989.
Nothing.
>>59369181
Just be yourself :)
can you all fuck off to the eurovision stick you useless twats
>>59369181
what happened lad?
>>59369366
we can't offend anyone la
>>59369124
You'll definitely gain weight and get stronger if you're doing a 5x5 but most of it will be fat
that much milk will fuck up your skin and give you terrible diarrhea
>>59369327
nah there are usually some alri songs
>>59369181
I cried earlier when my grandad rang me up and asked if I wanted to go golfing tomorrow. Love that cunt so much.
>>59368469
rob brydon was the only good part
>>59369293
ah yes, the so-called "mum", or as the continentals refer to her as, Mumesh
>>59369366
just like in Father Ted, we don't want to risk having to host it
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE BROWSING THE INTERNET
IT'S BORING AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO
I HAVE AN INTERESTING BOOK I SHOULD CONTINUE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CRIPPLING ADDICTION SHIT
>>59369293
kek
enjoyed this post a lot
was very inventive and relate-able
did a bit of a chuckle
>>59369342
>who is dizzee rascal
>>59369546
What tune is this to?
Really liked swedens song tbf lads
>>59369513
bit gay m8
Anyone pretend football manager is real. My regens are my best friends tbqh.
How long can we go on like this?
Bugzy Malone
>>59369570
Dunno, who?
>>59369667
Longer than you'd think
>>59369547
Same tbqh deffo one of the top 10 posts of this thread desu
