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unrelenting sadness edition
Yanks out edition
fucking yanks i swear
>>59378313
hello
this thread is much better
Malta got some nice baps desu
>tfw Australia wins
Fucking hate Yanks
>there's room in the butt
>thread wars
Fuck off Autist
Posting in British thread
>>59378630
it's basically UK pal
>>59378714
Yanks aren't allowed to make /brit/ threads
how new are you?
>it's actually gonna happen
Stop spamming the other thead you mongs
People are fully aware
You need to bump this one
>not even on this continent
>literally antipodean to us
>still wins
FUCK'S SAKE
>tfw Australia wins
>tfw Anglo culture wins
>>59378866
good idea
>>59378892
*Chinese culture
>>59378834
they even have the UK flag on their flag
we own them so it's basically a UK win
>>59378860
that's not even possible. w
Sex
>>59378892
>Anglo culture wins
I did not know chinks were anglo la
>>59378860
they literally budged the UK further away from the rest of europe
passive aggressive much?
>tfw you used to think Eurovision was on til really late
Miss being a wee nipper desu
>>59378989
fuck off you're not a helicopter expert
>>59379057
t. Jamal Rodriguez
if we win Eurovision I'll vote to stay
we're going to finish second last lads :(((
>>59378860
>tasmania duck-taped onto the bottom
top banter
Germany has one point lads.
When are we putting them out of their misery?
wtf is going on now
lads
>>59379253
third last******
BREXIT WHEN
I'm British wbu
they really fucked it up
>Australia is going to win the eurovision
when memes go too far
>8 points from public
BREXIT WHEN?
Grr the yanks and yanks yank with the yanks and yank. Then the yank, yank, yank this all over the yank.
Post chebs lads
>>59379383
British-Senegalese
anglo pride worldwide
Not watching but here we're going to win EUROvision.
>mfw
>>59378860
Well that propaganda wasn't as clear as day.
Fuck Europe.
My heart is beating heavy from this vote, want Australia to win!!!!!!
>>59379490
lewd
BREXIT NOW
WE'RE CLEARLY NOT WELCOME
>talking to mate on steam
>starts bragging about how he was on a date whilst I was watching eurovision out of no where
blocked him
>Us or Germany hosts the next one anyway
ALL OTHER EURONATIONS KEKED.
We're going to outpost the yank sympathisers lads
aussies are literally gonna lose they're not in the top 10
>>59379057
Hong Kongers are Anglo.
>>59379490
>pierced nips
"no"
>>59379538
Anything can happen know Ching.
>>59379538
hear*
alri
Never watched a second of Eurovision desu
>tfw your normie family bursts in your room drunk as fuck going on for 25 minutes about how much better booze is than weed
why are normies such autists?
>Poland
EXPLAIN!!!
They may have won Eurovision but this is what Australian women look like
>Poland get nothing from judges
>About to get a shit load from phone voters
>>59379582
Kk
>>59379649
Good work
want poland to win
>>59379769
I'd be tamping if I was them desu
>>59379065
Yeah yuropeens are a pretty pathetic lot.
need a short haired gf
>Ukraine
australian bird looks like a caricature of a chinese person
oh SHIT
>>59379807
Mission successful
>>59379812
Fuck off home pavel
>Ukraine winning for their shite non English song.
FUCK OFF REEE
PLOT TWIST
>>59379253
I don't even know why we bother sending anyone at all, it's just a waste of money. The anti-British sentiment of Europe will always mean we get nill pwah.
This confirms the chinese will dominate the globe
immigrating all over the place
lads
fucking hell
7 jury points and 229 public points
fucking juries
>not making a joke about how it's between Russia and Ukraine
Missed oppurtunity 2bh
>Ukraine might actually win
FUCK OFF FREAKS
peeing and pooing myself
>reminder the jury votes are all political
>reminder that it's all propaganda for russia vs ukraine
>>59379583
It's odd. I thought it would be rigged this year so that we win and "feel" European.
I guess they really want us to leave.
the polish guy is bent as fuck
aussies lose
>>59380147
pics x
AUSTRALIA BTFO
>Be Australian
>Get UKRAINE'D
BTFO
AUSCHINKS WILL NEVER RECOVER
hahaha waheyyyyy
RIP AUSTRALIA
CHINKS BTFO
brexit inc
AUSSIES BTFO
phew for a minute there eurovision was going to end up looking very silly
I don't understand the difference between the jury vote and public vote. How do you determine the amount of points the public vote get
worst thing to happen to australia since the emu war
just saw a great ukranian arse
what u guys talking about
>UKRAINE wins
FUCK I HOPE RUSSIA ANNEXES YOU SHITS
>>59379769
History repeats itself.
btw all those votes for australia were me
CHINKS BTFO
>>59380567
would you prefer if we talked in chinese?
>all the pollack immigrants voting for poland
>cuckstralia
Cykas on sudoku watch.
>We gave 12 points to Lithuania
Literally who?
UKRAINED'
>next years Eurovision will be hosted among a pile of rubble
Poopeelia on poopetually pooper pooturbed and literally seething damage control and pooicide watch
>>59379538
YOU SURE MATE?
WAHEEEEYYYYYY
https://youtu.be/wUDLxUFAJ-o
>8 fucking points
Brexit fucking NOW
>>59380813
sup /rug/
>>59379538
UKRAINED
can an aussie make a post so we can laugh at him pls
that's the second year in a row we've given 12 points to Lithuania
hmm
Think she was thinking about saying something else there
>tfw no Aus win
>>59380804
>Ukrainian arena gets bombed by Russia during Eurovision
can't even remember the ukrainian song :\\
took a xanax lads i feel good how about you
>>59380873
>Ukraine win
>get to spend the spend next 12 months bickering with the DCO about whether every Russian action is legitimate
Thank you europe, for making my job a nightmare
sympathy vote just because they got a bit invaded
why wait for brexit? Nuke continental Poorope NOW
oi damo mellor u ere
Why the fuck are Australia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia and Israel in the Eurovision Song Contest?
None of these countries are in Europe.
>>59381031
can't remember any of them tbf
>>59381055
>>59380960
Not bad, but I'm trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich and my oven is broken
What do
haha i like seeing australia get btfo
>>59381137
you missed out UK
From 5th to 2nd in one year. God damn this shit is fun especially the shitposting. How come you cunts can't go top 5?
>>59381055
WAHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY
what is love?
>>59381137
The Caucasian countries are in Europe actually m8
reminder that the ukraine singer is a muslim
muslims dominate europe and narrowly beat a chink from the other side of the globe LMAO
Imagine the SCENES when Russian jets bomb the arena live on tv
>>59381335
baby don't hurt me
>Ausfalians actually think they could win the EUROsong contest
accidentally led on a gay guy or something at work lads. hes either gay or very needy, either one.
didn't strike me as that weird, seemed like a normal supervisor-ish type of dude, talked to him a bit, he opened up a tad, we exchanged numbers, and hes been trying to invite me out ever since and uses a lot of smiley faces and apologizes for being a "dork/nerd" in his texts
how did he think i was gay like him s m h, i must give off the wrong vibe. ill never talk to a non-girl again.
>>59381335
*hurts you*
>>59381260
They're stabbing us in the back for Brexit
This is the war that Cameron was talking about
going golfing with my granddad tomorrow lads
>Russia annexes Ukraine just so they can hold the eurovison song contest
>>59381448
stop banging on about it
>>59381448
fuck off posh cunt
how the fuck was that shit first
>>59381426
Yep. Time to negotiate our own Song Contests with the free nations of Europe tbqh
>>59381448
you gonna cry about it? fucking PUSSYHOLE
going diving with your mum tomorrow lads
>>59381377
eurabia nOW
>>59381426
pretty sure we could take out the whole of europe pretty easily
who would put up a fight
>>59381505
>>59381531
>>59381549
no
>>59381260
nobody likes us
going muff diving with your mum tomorrow
>>59381448
should be comfy, enjoy lad.
business idea: start calling white people aboriginals
meeting up with a cute asian tomorrow
Wish we didn't fund Eurovision so much desu given how badly we do
>>59381571
went muff diving with your mum last week
got a gold medal
bottom 3? so brexit yeh
>>59381448
still a bit gay m8
Went out with a bud I haven't seen for years last night. We went for a curry and loads of drinks and had a great laugh and we hugged at the end of the night and I won't see him again for years.
>>59381641
Most black twitter posts are written by white people though
literally never had a girlfriend though i think i once went on a date without realizing
>>59381566
Ah, thanks for the fun fact, lad
bottom 3 should get relegated to a eurovision B league 2bh
>>59381616
NO-ONE LIKES US
WE DON'T CARE
>>59381716
Continental pooropeans are playing with fire
As if the leave campaign didn't need any more ammo
>Every year 3,500 Americans swallow batteries
>>59381716
do you live far apart from each other?
just follow up within the next couple of days and see if he wants to meet up again sometime this week or next weekend
>>59381725
did he nut in her or not
>>59381801
kek the uk gives so much money to eurovision we don't even have to do the qualifications
>>59381716
Iktf
Last time I went out with a mate was last summer, I gave him a handshake and then he pulled me in for a hug
>>59381841
how else are we supposed to get energized in the morning
>>59381818
Should smash Sweden up have a right naughty tear up, bit tasty.
>Every year 3,500 Canadians swallow leaves
>>59381801
We'll be battling out the conference playoffs with serbia
I still love you, Australia.
>this year millions of Britons will vote leave and cuck Yurop
Feels good man
>>59381907
Made me smile if I'm honest
>Every Saturday night 3,500 slags in Britain swallow cum
BREAKING NEWS:
broken collarbone is a bit sore today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
i lived near the canadian border when i was a kid
we had a maple tree in our back yard
every fall there would be canucks jumping the border to tap our tree and steal our syrup
fucking leafs man
Just listened to this weeks episode of More or Less
They found that Toronto is the most "diverse" city in the world and Brussels the most diverse in europe
>>59382076
i'm voting to stay
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>59381907
>>59382076
Honestly can't wait for the downfall of the Yuropean "union".
>>59382100
That's not a lot 2bh
>>59382100
depressing
Just watched the first avenger, the cap america films are so much more enjoyable than the rest, dem feelios when he lands the plan in the water tbf
Never shave your pubes, lads. It itches like fuck when it grows back through.
>>59382117
>Yank """""humour""""""
>>59382100
all me
>Every year 3,500 Australians swallow dicks
>>59381850
We live just about five miles apart. But he has a young family and is very busy working long hours running his own company. Plus he has a large social circel so to him I'm just another lad he knows, whereas he means a lot to me. He did say he would invite me to stay over at his new house but that will probably not happen and I have a horror of forcing myself on people and being unwelcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXcrj6cUiik#t=2m16s
P E R F E C T
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F
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C
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>>59382184
You should watch the first two transformers if you like cheesy Micheal Bay-core.
>>59382100
that figure is just for scunthorpe 2bh
Haven't even told my parents whether I prefer Blondes or Brunettes don't know why others would tell them they're gay
Poleaboo loved Eurovision but the Polish diaspora voting was terrifying
>>59380189
They made Ukraine win because they got bullied by Russia.
I hope Donetsk gets annexed.
>>59382203
get some electric clippers and just give your pubes a buzz cut
>>59382203
just use and electric shaver and it fixes the problem
>>59382254
might have to go there
although I've visited Southampton previously, I have never been to Scunthorpe
>>59382253
Not a fan of transformers
have trouble talking to girls about serious topics
have trouble talking to girls in general
have trouble talking to people in general
i'm so lonely
>>59381604
Only France would but you know they're fighting Isis. It would be a clean sweep.
>>59382465
same
>>59382465
apparently you have a problem talking to /brit/ too you boring twat
very bad posts coming from you
imagine going to magaluf and not getting laid
>>59382382
Saw Deadpool last night.
It was alright besides the plethora of awkward "shit" lines they were obsessed with.
Got me interested enough to see how much it differs to the comics.
who /saracens/ here
>>59382208
i'm trying
>>59380721
Nice burn mate
going on a lads holiday in late june and im still skinnyfat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXcrj6cUiik#t=2m16s
>>59382590
good post
>>59382596
imagine going to uni and not getting laid in your first year
>>59382596
there's usually more men than women at those type of places I thought
>>59382253
He was saying he liked America man, you antagonistic balloon of shit and a mothers tears.
@590
@678
same twat
fuck off
>>59382656
So was I, there's nothing to worry about.
>>59382661
Best song of the night
>>59382686
pretty sure everyone get laid in freshers week
it's free game
>>59382596
imagine spending 4 years at uni and not getting laid (me)
>>59382749
wouldnt care if my m8s werent all fucking jacked
want a hairy gf
>>59382746
who are you quoting?
>>59382722
good post
>>59382772
you'd think so wouldn't you
it's hard to believe but there are actually '''people''' out there who didn't manage it
take this tragic cunt for example >>59382802
>>59382772
>>59382686
>>59382596
literally all me
>>59382772
if the only time you got laid was during freshers week then you're still a virgin desu
>>59382815
she looks quintessentially british
>>59382607
Yea I enjoyed deadpool as well, the humour was either hit or miss tho, still better than /tv/ gives it credit for
didnt get laid until my 3rd year of uni lads
>>59382867
haha i get it because it's not actually a car
Lots of passive aggressive manchildren in this thread.
>>59382858
I'm a 20 yo virgin desu haha
>Hey lil' Porsche, I wanna try ya
>Crazy baby girl, there ain't nothing like you
>Hey lil' Porsche, so right I had to get ya
>B-b-back it up, let's roll, roll, roll, roll
>>59382923
ahaha wat a loser
>>59382812
I was in the exact same position as you, mates are all gym wankers and kept talking the talk yet none of them managed to get a shag.
You'll be fine.
>>59382858
Even worse: I'm a 28 year old virgin, not deformed, not fat, not religious, not even a hermit or a NEET. Lots of mental problems however.
what even is freshers week
>>59382923
what did you do for 3 years just sit in your room and wank while crying?
VIRGINS REPORT IN
22 YEARS OLD HERE
