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You can live in our new world or die in your old one edition
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/balt/
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Teddy Boys
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making an arrangement
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/randynewman/
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give me the keys to bay 6.
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Making things for Nige
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getting mixed signals from my wifes son
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stuck on a brisBane city train with a bunch of partying normies reeeeeeeee
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/Eire/ + /Celt/
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Total Monarchy WHEN?
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Who is your favourite Bananarama?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhWE0we4FaQ
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>>59336034
tell those normies to fuck off

i was on a memecity train once where some girl was going on to her normie friends about how she wasn't wearing any makeup except foundation, it was abhorrent
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UMM LIKE WHAT THE F*CK
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You guys are pretty cool, all you guys posting here are pretty cool
Thanks for everything, lads
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>>59335934
Death in my old world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjj0hHBvDg
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>>59335953

actually ive heard Britain is not leaving the EU.

if there really is open borders to anyone in the EU... I don't understand how your PM is possibly on the "stay" side. you should be a sovereign country.

speaking of, sorry our NIGGER president came over, his threat means nothing, he is gone in like 2 months, what an idiot
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UKIP are racist because like UGH they just are
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>>59336060
>3 medals
>all of the are mass-produced gimmes
>Henry Wales never earned a single real gong in 10 years of service

Sad
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literally need the sun tan lotion already
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>>59336104
she's mighty fine, m8
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>>59336034
what's there to party over in australia? bus didn't hit an abo today? we didn't get ambushed by venomous snakes today?
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>>59336060
it's called an absolute monarchy you plebeian
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bet you blokes already forgot islamists are gaining strength rapidly in your country

Meanwhile muslims are converting in germany
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reckon the vote will be 55-60% out
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Favourite Mark Kermode review?
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>>59336142
Who's taking the pic - mum, sister or gf?
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think I've got an abscess on my gum srnh
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>>59336191
all of the above
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>>59336128
yeah your medals are way bette-

oh

you don't seem to have any?
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WHAT THE ****

I SPILLED SUNKIST ALL OVER MY BED
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>>59336131
That she is buddy
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>>59336204
I have the Ebola medal.

Checkmate
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>>59336172
same
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>>59336066
ummm... did they get robert de niro's permission to record this?
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>>59336219
oooof, just wow
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This is from my local news

some say it's embarrassing, but I say he is actually cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc
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>>59336077
yeah nah no worries cunt
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A weeaboo will always take cringe to the next level. I don't know how they did it, but brony's and weeaboo's around the world always seem to supply us with top quality cringe. I never thought the day would come when a basement dweller would defend someone outside of 4chan, let alone someone that isn't another weeaboo.
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>>59336265
an absolute hero
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3077760/Black-Miss-Japan-fights-race-revolution.html

>Miyamoto added: 'I want to start a revolution. I can't change things overnight but in 100-200 years there will be very few pure Japanese left, so we have to start changing the way we think.'

Ahh yes, very impresssive.
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reminder that true communism has never been tried
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>>59336345
that's bullshit and you fucking know it.
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>>59336335
Quite the career change from making videogames
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>>59336312
Is he with you?
I mean if he is that's fine.
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>>59336345
Ah, yes, East Germany, Eastern Europe, China, Russia, South East Asia and Southern American countries did it wrong.
THIS time though...
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Standing on a pallet lads.
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might go trick my dick that my hand is a vagina
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*applauds*
yaaaaaaas
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>last night
>bits in the kitchen
>everyone cheering 'bits in the kitchen! bits in the kiiitttccchhheeennn!'
>it's now stuck in my head
fucking hell
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>>59335934
Why does Wales have to have such ugly women

REEEEEEEEEEE
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Remember lads, everything George Osborne says is absolute poison. Except for when he talks about the cost of leaving the EU
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Can't drink vodka any more lads, everytime I do it makes me chunder
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>>59336430
>bits in the kitchen

what does that even mean
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>>59336335
>98% japanese
>100-200 years there will be very few pure japanese left
hmmm
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>>59336442
I agree with carney desu
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>>59336335
weebs will go mental over this one
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Britain would thrive if they went back to being a legit monarchy desu
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Why do people find Rihanna so attractive? I mean, she'd get it but she isn't some sort of goddess like people make her out to be.
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wew

just downloaded a working metal detector on my phone
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>>59336504
Same with Beyoncé desu
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>tfw just realised how small our country is
how do other xboxhueg countries even get to other places
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>>59336504
it's girls that rate her, not guys. they have different perceptions of beauty
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>>59336335
Yeah I'm sure they'd rather breed with whites than blacks though tbf
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>>59336335
I begrudgingly admire Japan.
Someone says something.
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>>59336510
that's nothing lad
god an x-ray app on mine
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hailing in may
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Just got sent a scam email telling me that i'd got a grant and to enter my bank details online, aha Xd
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>>59336524
>Beyoncé
I think when it comes to her it's the blacks that hype her up so much as she is pretty damn sexy for a black girl, but not so much in the grand scheme of things.
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>>59336596
was worth a shot ;^)
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>>59336583
no lad it actually works, not one of the gimmick ones
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what do girls talk about when there are no lads around?
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can someone post the 'I'm cold, my feet hurt' image where it's a slav squatting, saying something like 'i wish I went to the disco with pityor' or something along those lines

many thanks
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>>59336335
>all those buttmad white women in the comments saying how she's better looking that japanese women
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>>59336634
haha sanjeet, always with the tricks. cheeky lad
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>>59336504
She's a very attractive female.
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>>59336525
they fly

crazy how its common to just fly around place to place in america by plane
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>>59336605
>she is pretty damn sexy for a black girl
Not really imo desu
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anyone in redditch fancy a shag tonight?
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>>59336685
Go on then x
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>>59336673
Must be a big old hub in Florida. No other reason to go there 2bh.
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>>59336641
tampons and menstrual pains and that
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>>59336660
>myleskie, Meanor, United States Minor Outlying Islands, 1 year ago
>Japan should be proud of her. At least, she's more beautiful than any japanese woman.

I wonder who's behind this post
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>>59336673
I fly from northern ireland to england at least once a month for banter, it's often cheaper than a train ticket within england
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>>59336525
>>59336673
Went to California last year. The state is twice the size of Britain.
To drive from San Francisco to San Diego is like 11 hours or something, the same amount of time it takes to fly from Britain to SF.
I took a plane from SF to San Diego and it took like 2 hours
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>>59336504
>>59336524

they used to be pleasant

Now they act ghetto and unpleasant, Beyonce is old like 40 or so of course she isnt hot now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD5MRBzY1uM
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>>59336663
Neil Gaiman is a crafty lad too.
Stoya and his missus. Very progressive.
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what's the maximum number of previous partners that you'd be ok with in a girl?
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>>59336799
0
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Fucks sake bunch of people are round but I need to go shower and my room smells of wank
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>>59336799
0
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>>59336799
Í'm 18, so about 1-2 I guess.
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>>59336799

2

only been with my current gf and we were virgins but I could maybe deal with someone having 2 previous ones
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>his age starts with a 1
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>>59336895
this
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>>59336721
Old rich people desu
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might move to anerica when I get my degree
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The loneliness is starting to creep in again lads.
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>>59336919
would you be able to deal with the people
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Government policy idea to reduce pollution and congestion: Ban all poverty spec ecobox boring shitboxes off the road.

If you aren't into cars enough to own an enthusiast grade car then you don't appreciate driving enough to be allowed to do it. You can take the bus.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7vBFegdFQs
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Why don't Yodel have a tracking system so I can see whereabouts my parcel is?

Telling me it is gonna be here by 9pm is no fucking good! I HAVE THINGS TO DO.
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>>59336947
well some yanks seem to think they're irish, he should be fine
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>>59336919
I'm saving up money for a deposit on a house, then converting the money to dollars and buying a home in America and actually get something for my money?

Houses here cost so much that by the time you've saved up for a house, you may as well get one in America
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>Me: Don't you hate that we have to go back to stupid school?
Her: I like school.
>Me: Me too! We have so much in common.

Why does this happen?
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>>59336895
Anyone not between 25-29 is too old or too young
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>>59336950
good policy

most people shouldn't be driving at all
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>>59336950
I think buses and trucks cause like 90% of the pollution by the way
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this metal detector is quite fun

didnt know my phone could do that
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>>59336799
3, providing she only had sex with one at the most.
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>>59336970
DHL is sick for that
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>>59336799
>that you'd be ok with in a girl?
Hard to say. A grill can be with someone for 10 years, she's been fucked every possible way. She could have had 10 partners and just sucked them all off. Actually I'll take the grill who fucked the person she loved in every way possible.
She's damaged if she did the whore thing. Women know they are too.
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>>59336975
its not even that my m8 who lived there for a few years said he couldn't deal with how americans are, not saying they're worse or anything just so different from how "we" do things
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*takes a ride on your disco stick*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0veI2AoiHU
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>>59336970
Because they're cheap as shit
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>>59336979
I love when this happens with a girl, where you can see her scrambling for any commonality between us. It's cute.
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>>59336950
Business idea:

If you care about cars too much you get forced to ride a really bent looking bicycle with a basket on the handlebars
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http://news.sky.com/story/1696027/buddhist-monk-hacked-to-death-in-temple

religion of -----
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http://youtu.be/r7Ve8ExE8YY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JYQGAvfXXg
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>>59336947
my neighbor when over last summer and said they were really annoying at times.

>>59336975
I don't really mind the ones who have an interest in Ireland since it was their ancestral homeland but it's the ones who only become Irish on st Patrick's day
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>>59336525
>everyone thinks my country is some tiny tiny island
>including our own citizens
when will this meme end, we're not that small
we're bigger than the UK
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Very intrigued
Think one of my housemates dad is in the house, but I need to go shower and want to walk there in my boxers

Kek he just fell down the stairs as I typed that
Banter
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Buisness idea: we flood every part of England except for Yorkshire and Cornwall-Devon
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>>59337097
Based
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>>59337018
Yeah, they're really good. Can literally see when they're gonna arrive within a 10 minute time frame.

>>59337050
It's always the same old guy with a fag in his hand. I open the door, he says ''alri'' and that's basically it.
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You now remember when Melinda Messenger was hot
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what's a comfy book lads?
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eating a £1 tescos pizza
proper rank

gonna chuck it
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>>59337097
>except for noporkshire

everything north of oxfordshire needs to be bombed

fucking scroungers the lot of them
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>>59337087
at this point whenever i see a country that isnt literally just some holiday island or a glorified military base i'll assume its bigger than the UK
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>>59337165
whats on it lmao
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>>59337149
One that's made out of leather
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>>59337097
Ahh yes Bradford, Rotherham and hull are all lovely places
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>>59337182
the necronomicon?
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>>59337181
cheese and tomato
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>>59337033

sucking off 10 partners is way worse...
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>>59337149
I didn't know Aussies could read.
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Getting out of bed lads

Fairly early for me haha
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>>59337149
http://www.amazon.com/Depression-Cure-6-Step-Program-without/dp/0738213888
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLhhLLxPh_8

best song I have heard in several years
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what time is the man kicking ball on?
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very much need a carly rae jepsen gf lads
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>>59337245
think it's women kicking the ball today
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>>59337173
most countries have provinces bigger than Ireland
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>>59337202
boring twat
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>>59337087
There are more people in Yorkshire than New Zealand.
You have a much better quality of people, even the mongrels and Jake the muss.
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>>59336816
>>59336845
>>59336853
>>59336889
>>59337008
>>59337033
t. virgins
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>>59337202
great, thanks for reminding me of that time a frozen pizza mum bought for me had mold underneath the cheese...
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>>59337228
>trap nation
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Reply to this post
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>>59337087
It's because you're next to Australia
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>>59337271
wish a woman would kick my balls
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>narcissistic as fuck
>love myself
>ALWAYS checking myself out in reflections
>still a little shy with women

I don't even fucking know how this works.
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>>59337284
fucking this

these lads are way off the mark
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>>59336799
any

i'd just prefer not to know
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imagine if your gf was cheating on you with someone that had herpes and gave it to you

proper grim thought that

why do i think of stuff like this

is it healthy?

probably not
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>>59337228
End yourself
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>>59337327
So you wouldn't mind if she'd shagged one million men?
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>>59337274
chucked it
gone for cheese bean bakes instead
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what a lovely day to be getting the daily molyneux and Sargon in
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>>59337322
just sneak on the field and position your balls around the goal mouth area during a corner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

it's real /nostalgia/ hour

who tf up???
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>>59337284
Or experienced love.
Whore girls turn into bitter old whores. They hate themselves and men. They resent the little brown sprogs they spawned too.
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>>59337323
im the same and it makes rejection 100x worse because i dont understand why
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>This started showing up on every other post attempt after gook moot took over

Coincidence?
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>>59337408
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>>59337401
they played this on the loudspeaker at my school's sports carnival once

apparently the teachers didn't realise that "superman" is slang for spunking on a girl's back then sticking a sheet to it
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Lad I work with won't stop asking me stupid hypothetical questions
Gonna brain him one day
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>>59337369
Doesn't make a difference
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>>59337431
No that's just you
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>>59337441
Okay Lee. Hows life in the tower block?
You know I'm right.
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>>59335934
nadia seems like a nice lass don't be mean
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feels good that no matter how progressive we become we can always bully trans people because they are such a low percentage of any population no one cares LOL
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>>59337441
Triggered?
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>>59336799
dont tell dont ask 2bh
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BELLY
E
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L
Y
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>>59337465
like what lol
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>>59335934
>brits will defend this
>oh it's just a city who cares

NO IT'S YOUR FUCKING CAPITAL YOU KEKS LMAO!!
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>>59337283
yeah jeff the maori, mr zhang and tala'fuana are great people to live with
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>>59337336
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/3644217/Ian-Smith-has-sadly-been-proved-right.html
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>>59337473
It says that 4chan is the one closing the connection
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>>59337528
other way round?

despite them being such a ridiculously small percentage of the population, we're not allowed to bully them
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>>59337148
>reading buzzfeed
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Invasion !
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>>59337464
aha that's so awesome!
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>>59337336
i think that
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>>59337578
Doesn't happen to me desu
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>>59337564
Oh no what's he gonna do, make the tube run according to Sharia law?

Nah fuck off he'll build some more houses and be a better mayor than LE ebin floppy hair man
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>>59337528
only the uggo ones tbf

would probably give a good looking one a handy
wouldnt take a bumming though that's too gay
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>>59337601
replace the french flag with the ISIS one and its still pretty relevant
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>>59337601
me on the roof
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>>59337566
Live a week anywhere in Yorkshire lad. No, don't.
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>>59337564
for Aussies looking at the Uk it must be like watching your mother go out with an abusive boyfriend
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page1?
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>Lightbulbs that don't put their Lumen rating on the box

STOP MEASURING LIGHT OUTPUT IN WATTAGE IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKING MEANINGLESS WATTAGE IS A MEASURE OF HOW MUCH ENERGY IT TAKES TO TURN THE LIGHT ON NOT HOW MUCH LIGHT IT PRODUCES HOW HAS THIS EVEN COME TO BE HOW LIGHT OUTPUT IS MEASURED REEEEE
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>>59337560
Asked me once if I'd rather be raped by a black man or a russian man
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what do kpop posters look for in gooks? they legitimately all look so similar, like how do you decide on one waifu over another?
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>>59337464
All these years and I did not know that. Makes sense though, thanks Australia.
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>>59337578

I got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kwYsio2NA8
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>>59337675
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>>59337673
The UK is a mess. Us lads that hate dropbears, heat and angry spiders are moving in with you.
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>>59337680
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>>59337677
That's a good question tbf
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>>59337744
Ireland is probably more cucked than the uk we just don't get as many immigrants
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This last week has gone so fucking slowly I hate exam period
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>>59337803
Sure.
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the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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doing my willy
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enough
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqYjlShzXFY

actual tune
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>>59337677
black man

it would be a bit more of a rush especially since they're such good size and all
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Going to watch Ryan Boundless whilst I eat lunch
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willy starting to chafe
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>>59337743
atrocious post
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lal
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>>59337857
but does he have bounds though?
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When you have a bad stomach and don't think you're gonna make it to the toilet but then you make it and you've got the laptop to post on whilst being comfy and shitting everywhere.

Good, good feel.
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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/13/my-daughter-and-nephew-have-an-inappropriate-relationship

WEW
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How does it feel to have a literal mudslime as your capital city's king?
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>>59337914
>When you have a bad stomach and don't think you're gonna make it to the toilet
Alright grandma ?
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anyone ever gone through your liked videos to see what you were liking years ago

I was apparently obsessed with hitler and neo nazi movement when I was 12. unreal
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yeah nah yeah nah nah
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>>59337803
>we just don't get as many immigrants
Well, selling up a shitty house in east London gets you about 1.4 million.
Thats an estate in the west coast of Ireland. Glorious pristine wilderness. Heather and the Atlantic.
You're getting Immigrants. Wealthy ones. White flight.
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>>59337939
couldn't be worse than having Merkel as your fuhrer
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>>59337939
how does it feel to not have a king after we told you you're not allowed one anymore?
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Yeah Yeah Yeah.

I'm still about.

Temps.
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how do I use the phrase "wew lad" correctly
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>>59337906
no he is a madman
>>
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>>59337954
back in my day you couldn't like videos, you had to rate them

how underage are you?
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>>59338001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftr8fVLBIik

He hasn't got shit on my man Tom Green.
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ent done a wank in 8 days if im being frank with yous
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>>59337987
We never had a king, we had an emperor. How does it feel to never have had either?

>>59337969
shut up

>>59338031
YouTube was 13 years ago.
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>>59338014
TEEEEEEEEMPZ
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Are we excited?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohhM4sfk-AQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acu9kDa-mOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK92N0EPUcA
>>
deh soize...

...

uveh tan-jor-reen
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>>59337954
>>59338031
YouTube likes were introduced March 2016

12 + 6 = 18

He's borderline
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>>59337914
>2016
>not shitting in a plastic bag
it's like you want to talk to your roommates
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Got a whole bottle of amaretto ready for Eurovision
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>>59338130
What time is it?

Might have to come home early from revision to watch it
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>>59338118
you mean 2010, don't bother correcting yourself because i've done it for you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJog7PfkNRY
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>>59338160
8pm
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>>59338130
literal woman
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>tfw grew up watching loads of comfy disney, etc VHS tapes on a small tv
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>>59338160
it's on in like 8 hours
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Would you slap your girl if she cheated on you?

I'd slap the fucking shit out of her.
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>>59338174
Thanks x
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>Germany to spend €93.6bn on refugees until 2020

>The German government will allocate nearly €94 billion for incoming refugees over the next five years. This includes housing, integration, German language courses and social welfare benefits, and dealing with the underlying causes of the refugee influx.

>Germany’s Der Spiegel cites a Federal Ministry of Finance (BMF) statement, which estimates that the number of asylum seekers entering the country will be around 600,000 in 2016, some 400,000 in 2017 and about 300,000 each consecutive year.

I thought immigrants were supposed to improve the German economy?
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>>59337924
hot as fuck
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>>59338193
you never hit a woman
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYgE7O0OLyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHmB58nZiPs

Never Forget
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>>59337924
rasheed
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>>59338182
Quite early
Will have to get to work then I guess
>>
>>59338214
Lol fuck that.

I'm not a woman beater but some just have it coming.
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>>59338184
Watching it sat in front of the tv with my bf :^)
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http://instapoll.me/60/
http://instapoll.me/60/


Brexiters BTFO
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>>59338253
Reddit
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>>59338214
cuck
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>>59338253
Reddit poll?
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>>59338253
not clicking that virus
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6FqJpLO4PU

really emotional video x
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>>59338060
Karl Franz was one of the paint jobs I'm most proud of. Still have my metal Empire army.
Best Emperor.
Fucking Jews workshop and their plastic shit now.
Plastic was always supposed to be for plebs that couldn't afford decent stuff.
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>>59338221
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHmB58nZiPs

jesus christ that's atrocious
>>
>want to fap
>room is cold
>heater is in the attic
>wearing a blanket would get in the way

hmm
>>
2007 was 9 years ago
>>
So what's your thoughts on the EU out or in situation for you lot?
>>
>>59338060
>We never had a king, we had an emperor. How does it feel to never have had either?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_of_India
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/vp/ is good for the odd meme
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>>59338308
Resin is the master race

See: forgeworld
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Lads, who is your favourite commie slag? I'm a Rosy enthusiast.
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>>59338355
In voters are unpatriotic.
>>
>>59338355
Voting to stay mate, anything else is silly boy talk.
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>>59338355
OUT
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>>59338221
We send shit acts on purpose
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>>59338243
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
How do I get him to like me?
>>
>>59338415
Fuck him in the boipussi
>>
>>59338415
idk maybe suck his dick?
>>
>>59338415
Willy pics
>>
>>59338348
not all of 2007
>>
got a huge smelly log lodged up me gastrointestinal tract ready for eurovision
>>
Just ate in a sushi place for lunch lads

Feeling properly middle class wanker right now, drinking my jasmine tea
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>>59338390
I imagine her to be absolutely filthy and the kind of girl to lick my bumhole without prompting desu
>>
Highly important

http://www.strawpoll.me/10208213
http://www.strawpoll.me/10208213
http://www.strawpoll.me/10208213
http://www.strawpoll.me/10208213
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>>59338390
she's really, really dumb

reckon she has an iq under 80
>>
Do I want anything from Tesco lads? brothers doing a shop, can't think of out I need
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She didn't wish me happy birthday. Absolutely fuming.
>>
Any lads watch the cup? /int/ are playing again today. We're shite though
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>>59338511
>out
It's owt
>>
Wonder how many times the word lads has been used here lads
>>
>>59338511
>out
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>>59338390
jank as fuck, not even fit. poor taste lad
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>>59338504

She can't be that thick, she goes to college and occasionally wears glasses.
>>
>>59338546
>>59338557
Get the fuck owt
>>
>>59338518
>we
>>
>>59338565
>college
YANKS
OUT
>>
>>59338556
99640 since the old archive shat itself in october last year
>>
hi (sorry for my bad english)
>>
>>59338592
they call it college/sixth form here in london
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>why yes, I do believe it does take a genius to get into college and university
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Which of you lads is Rosie's paypig?
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3590156/The-whites-East-End-BBC-documentary-reveals-cockneys-endangered-species-London-borough-70-000-immigrants-moved-in.html

look at these bloody racists
>>
help lads

I'm super drunk but I called my mates gfs sister a cuck and she's really mad but I want to fig her friend helplpppppppppp hahahah woops
>>
rosy nosejob when

i'll fucking pay for it just stop post her ugly mug
>>
>>59338492
>it's people
>it is people
absolute mong
>>
>>59338612
>London
Rasheed
>>
>>59338612
Oh I see, you're just a nonce instead
>>
>>59338601
I think i understand you mate, no worries. It's 13:38.
>>
>>59338629
all me
>>
>>59338590
Fucking right we

Wave your benis flag
>>
>>59338638
She says she wants her tits done as well, she's mental
>>
>>59338629
how does rosy get free money from weirdos and aisha gets nothing

has sara even asked? she'd make a fortune
>>
We need to stay in the EU because poor little Britain is too stupid to govern itself and we need continentals to do what's best for us x

>This is literally what IN voters believe
>>
>>59338645
im not him
i hate rosy
>>
anyone know a good place to order cheap books
need to fill my bookcase to appear cultured and maybe read them too
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>>59338635
why would you do that?
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I hate to be a bother but can anyone tell me when Donald Trump is on "Good Morning Britain" I think I have to download a proxy or something.
>>
Are 120 denier too thick if you want opaque tights?

Are white and ivory basically the same thing?
>>
>>59338685
Sara works for her money :)
>>
>>59338735
it was a joke but she didn't like it smfh who am I fucking Mr love my jokes or something haha
>>
scots say high school and engcucks say college

and yanks say both

yanks are the superior version of brits
>>
>>59338741
FOY
>>
>>59338741
>dude build a wall lmao
saved you the trouble
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>https://youtu.be/_EJIQv6lKoE?t=8m20s
>h-hang on lads I need to charge my t-shirt!!
>>
wish I wasn't socially awkward

this has limited me all throughout my entire fucking life
>>
>>59338629
>accepting gifts bought with stolen credit cards

so silly
>>
>>59338710
Charity shop la
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>>59338756
works the knobs at the tesco service entrance
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>>59338820
>leaving the house
>>
>>59338811
Same. It's made my life pretty shit.
>>
>>59338710
You can buy whole shelves of specific books like this http://www.booksbythefoot.com/
Second hand bookshops and carboot sales are your best bet on price thoguh probably. I have about 15m of books, more of a pain in the arse than it seems desu with the dusting but i like em.
>>
>>59338797

he has a lot of plans actually...
>>
>>59338863
>£15m of books
Actually FOB
>>
>>59338862
i'd say it comes from being ugly as shit tb.h, has ruined my confidence/self-esteem

literally a 2nd rate human
>>
>>59338901
>Dude ban Muslims except actually don't lmao
>>
>>59338710
bookdepository/their shop on amazon, it's where I got all of my huge manga/LN collection.
>>
>>59338710

oxfam bookshop unironically

old people die and all their books get donated
>>
>>59338741
here you go, can't stand the cunt myself but i don't care about your politics either. Plus it's Morgan, Cunt vs Wanker desu.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/piers-morgan-interviews-donald-trump-for-british-tv-good-morning-britain/
>>
>>59338811
would rather be socially awkward than paranoid 3bqh
>>
>>59338939
post shelf
>>
>>59338978
I'm both
>>
>>59338913
metres mate, metres.
>>
had a dream last night where I sucked tom's willy and fingered sara
>>
>>59338984
At uni right now lad, my collection is at home. It's like a floor to ceiling bookshelf a metre wide though
>>
>>59339025
got any pics of tom or sara?
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>>59339073
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>>59338973

it's one comin up, found out it's monday, I was wondering if dumbass Piers is going to pressure him to talk about the EU vote britain is going to do. and I hope not because its not appropriate for us to be commenting
>>
>>59339073
>every employee works part time in low paid secretary roles

wonder how this company would function on the stock exchange Lol
>>
just bought a david icke book
>>
do women genuinely think the wage gap is women earning less than men for the same job
>>
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>>59339168
>>
>>59339105
ah righto, I didnt even know Good Morning Britain still existed, I thought it stopped years ago funnily enough.
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>tfw i will never get a bf
>>
fucking hell is it only 2pm
>>
>>59339249
>>59339249
>>59339249
>>59339249
new lads
>>
Jennifer Lawrence went straight up savage last night with an explicit message to Donald Trump on 'The Graham Norton Show'. What a woman!

t. the LAD bible
>>
>>59339168

yes
>>
>>59339105
Obama has already commented lad
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