10/10 albums edition
this is the non-JF thread get in here
crayon pop
making an arrangement
/ausnz/
Real thread
>>59333759
>>59333759
IT'S MY
F U N C T I O N
charli
>>59333822
i'll be staying here thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re--4B52Fq4
Only one person wished me happy birthday.
>>59333836
I like the nodding, dope-addict look
degeneracy BTFO
https://youtu.be/wG0LphY01Iw?t=3m30s
Fury, who is unbeaten in 25 professional fights, added he was "hating every second" of being a world champion.
"Boxing doesn't mean a lot to me," he said. "If it did, I wouldn't have eaten all the pies, drunk every pint of beer in Lancashire and gone into camp four stone overweight.
"I wish I wasn't a boxer. I hate every second of training and I hate speaking to all you idiots. I'd rather be at home with the kids watching television and eating sweets.
"But I'm just too good at it to stop. It's easy money, knocking over a few bums.
"I'm not motivated for the fight. I hope he winds the clock back and puts me into next week. Then I can retire, get fat and go on loads of holidays."
>successfully use English proxy for 3 mo+
>call someone an ass and get discovered
lads if you moved into an unfurnished flat so had to furnish it yourself, when you move out is it socially acceptable to ask your landlord if they want to buy the furniture off you?
it's a win-win really, they'd get a furnished flat and can charge more in rent and I don't have to go through the ball ache of selling/moving all my furniture which I won't need when I move into my new furnished flat anyway
>>59333897
Happy birthday
>when you're supposed to be going out with your boy but he brings his gf
It's not even noon and I already came inside my gf twice today.
She just had a shower and left to buy some ingredients so she can make brunch, I haven't even left the bed yet haha.
This is the life tbqh.
>>59333903
what did he say about the jews?
>ahh yes, it's a "thread autism"episode
>>59333921
no, you fucking socially inept whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4r034JoOfo
who /emo/ here
Bought some dresses yesterday
They cheap and from China, not even a weeks worth of bennies
Got some more tights too
>>59333921
Should probably ask if they want to buy/contribute to furniture when you get it in the first place
>>59333944
haven't got to that bit yet will update
>>59333897
Happy birthday lad. I just got here.
I love you.
Where are we heading for a pint?
Exam at 2pm, lads. It's on colonialism. Kinda worried I'm gonna get failed for telling the truth that it wasn't so bad after all and the pooinloos are just complaining for attention.
>all these fucking generals trying to steal aussies for their own
FUCK OFF
>>59333760
French and pro-EU
>>59333759
True /brit/, euroskeptic, pro-anglo, pro-commonwealth, pro-family.
hahahaha.... hehehe...
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ENGLAND IS SO GAY!!!!!
fag country
listening to hate forest
>>59333979
go big or go home
>>59334031
americans dress so bad
http://www.strawpoll.me/10207509/r
>when you're supposed to be going out with your wife but she brings her boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHNakk1oM7g
Just started raining haha, monsoon.
>>59334043
That's what /lgbt/ can a "hon trap"
>>59334015
>failing an exam over an opinion
UK stronk
>>59333897
Hbd, why don't you have family
>>59334082
>electing a nigger as president
USA stronk
>>59334080
so?
why dress modestly if you're doing it to get off?
>>59334082
he wouldn't unless the teacher was unprofessional.
As long as the opinion is well argued and referenced it would be fine desu.
Help Poleaboo pick his girl name
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
>>59334082
Ever been to a university? You suck dick opinions to get a first.
>>59334052
>those socks
>chinos
>fleece and shorts
unironically drinking a tequila sunrise
>>59334052
>why aren't they wearing their turbans???|| HARAM!
LMAO I cant breathe. Your country is a J O K E
>>59334031
trump toothpaste confirmed
>>59333996
The pub in Leicester Square
>>59334110
says the cuck who's only reputable city just elected a MUSLIM fucking mayor
>>59334151
This. Did a whole essay pretending inequality was bad, hurr durr, the underclass etc got a first
>>59334114
I kinda want to transition/pass now
>>59334161
>60% white
>>59334184
London is not representative of the UK, it's a city-state filled with mudslimes. However, you elected a mudslime nignogwigwog as president TWICE which is worse.
>>59334184
>Whole country
>One city
Ah yes, we really have no ground to stand on
>>59334184
>as if that's even comparable
>>59334195
no you don't
have a wank and you'll feel right as rain
yanks getting blown out
>>59334070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8ZEbNZ9dQ
>>59333903
3:30: We don't shag men, we don't shag kids
6:00: Vladimir is a bisexual, he swings both ways
7:25: Within the next 10 years it would be normal to have sex with animals, your pets, cats and dogs, you're already allowed to marry them.
8:00: If you wanna shag animals while licking your cats minge it's ok, it will be made legal
9:25: Follow the government like sheep, be brainwashed by all the zionist jewish people who own all the papers, all the banks, all the tv stations
This is the current RULER of Britain.... LOL..... ok now im just being mean
>>59334245
*blows you*
>>59334225
>mudslimes
The anti-depressant gimmick has been the most lucrative scandal ever invented by the jews, it's very impressive really.
what's the plan for today then lads?
>>59334271
Fuck off westmids
>>59334254
The mayor can't be prime minister lad.
>>59334284
Prep for Eurovision tonight
Abba are apparently supporting our act.
>>59334031
>>59334052
>wearing shorts without trainer socks
>wearing jackets and jumpers with shorts
>brown chinos with a black trackie
i'm not even /fa/ and this is shit
>>59334243
And then the feelings come back again in a hour or two
>>59334310
>Eurovision
do any non-benders actually watch this?
>why yes, I do need pills to function in society
need a tights gf
>>59334331
I like the commentary
It's my birthday today :)
>>59334331
>>59333944
'Gas the kikes race war now'
>>59334310
>prep for Eurovision
What does that involve? Self-loathing?
>>59334349
fuck off liar
>>59334326
yup, that's the curse of being born a male
trying to be a girl isn't the answer though, you're falling into a trap that has claimed a lot of lives
>>59334341
brilliant post desu
>>59334341
Good lad
>>59334323
sorry to offend you man here's some traditional british garb
>>59334349
hpbd
sensing a lot of underage angst itt
>>59334284
>spam anime, kpop and touhou on different boards
>finish a packet of hobnobs off
>shitpost gimmicks constantly
>maybe watch a film
>>59334349
happy b day buddy! hope it's a good one!
>>59334248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV_Cagi25O8
what's a tights gf lads?
>>59334408
What is it with you and chinks?
>>59334374
I j-just wanted someone to say 'happy birthday' to me...
I'll just go then. Sorry for bothering you, mate.
Who /still absolutely steaming from last night/ here
>>59334253
10:40: They might make it legal for 4-5 men to grab a granny and rape her in public
12:45: Men are shagging men then shagging their gfs. She's got someones dirty arse up her cunt, she's obviously gonna have 100 partners minimum, spreading all these diseases. Filth. Pure filth.
14:20: What is normal? I'll just change into a woman that's normal today. What is the need in all this shit?
>>59334398
>some immigrants with cardboard and a sharpie
ah yes very good
>>59334432
is that jo brand with anorexia
>>59334358
/int/ tradition.
It's memtastic.
>>59334349
happy birthday lad. how old?
>>59334426
>>59334458
good post. upvoted
>>59334341
How about a bf?
>>59334381
I don't want to be one of those guys still feeling this way when I'm 50
>>59334463
Fuck that. Ever since /sp/ banned eurovision threads the sticky here is an unreadable stream of shitposting and memes.
>>59334436
ahah sorry mate i'm just in disbelief since it's me mam's bday today as well :)
i didn't mean no harm by it xx
>>59334349
Happy birthday son. Well done making it this far.
>>59334432
White betas have yellow fever and they try justify it by going muh pure oriental waifu
>>59334349
happy birthday, are you a wizard now?
>>59334445
always feel a bit shitty for the first two hours but once i get some food and drink down i'm sound
>>59334467
12 :)
Want to fuck my boiipuccii, daddy?
>>59334505
give her a kiss from us, lad
brb really need a poo
won't be too long x
where can i watch eurovision?
will i understand what's going on if i start watching it today?
>>59334498
Poleaboo has been making threads on /mu/ for the semis
Got one up for the finals now
It's slower but I would say just active enough
NO RACISM, POLITICS OR SHITPOSTING
>>/mu/64855258
>>/mu/64855258
>>/mu/64855258
>>59333944
“Zionist, Jewish people ... own all the banks, all the papers, all the TV stations”
OMG DATS RACIST (read: true)
Why are Trump supporters, on average, so stupid?
I assume Hillary voters exist but I only see them on tv.
>>59334532
You're in it you silly chink.
You'll win it too.
>>59334544
fuck off you paki bastard
>>59334530
Watch some autistic janitor ban you for this post ahaha, not even taking the piss, janny has banned me for making a joke about my age before.
>People are starting to doubt my made up story
Hmmm better transition into a woman!!
>>59334560
i'd vote hillary if i was a yank
GF mentioned children last night
i'm fucking 25
>>59334560
An analysis of exit poll data by FiveThirtyEight finds that Trump voters have higher median household incomes than the typical American, and higher education levels too.
After reviewing exit poll data in 23 states, statistician Nate Silver found that Trump voters’ median household income was higher than the median in every state, sometimes by a wide margin. In Florida, for example, the median household income is $48,000. For Floridian supporters of the real estate mogul and reality star, it’s $70,000.
What’s more, Silver found that 44% of Trump voters have college undergraduate degrees, compared to 29% of US adults. Explaining Trump’s popularity isn’t as simple as it once seemed.
Watching Eurovision with you lads tonight will be comfy x
>>59334604
about time
>>59334559
translation please
also
>browsing /b/ in 2016
>>59334604
How do you have the stamina to fuck 25 children?
>>59333903
Fury is scum and a disgrace to boxing
Poleaboo has been a fan of the sport for a long time and would rather have Wlad back as champ
>>59334580
I got exactly 4 months left for the trial
>>59334614
Good lad. See you for there.
>>59334629
top ha
>>59334577
I've already been banned a few times for posting *cums on u* so probs
What time does eurovision start? Going for a meal at 8 with the gf, will i miss a lot?
>>59334604
If you're white reproduce, soft cunt.
Quit being a manchild and do it.
>>59334667
You'll miss all of it
just found out lauren southern is a kike
promptly unfollowed her on facebook
need some hobbies
>>59334702
start watching anime
>>59334349
happy bday m8
>>59334702
don't watch anime
>>59334685
doesn't really help lad
>>59334683
can't afford a child rn
>>59334734
Starts at 8
Anyone got bpd?
>>59334716
>>59334702
don't listen to the other lad, watch anime
>If you're white reproduce, soft cunt.
>Quit being a manchild and do it.
>>59334702
i've taken up trying to find a bf
>>59334747
fuck off degenerate virgin
>>59334716
>>59334731
>>59334754
don't know
>>59334737
And the cunts in Africa can't afford the 4 that survive of the 10 they have. They still have a go though.
Breed.
>>59334702
Learn an instrument
Qt helping me with the tie lads
>>59334741
Is it like football where there's an initial commentary for like half an hour?
>>59334805
they also have an average IQ of 70 and live in squalor
i'll breed when i've got a penny to name, london ain't cheap
bish bash bosh
real good nosh
>>59334184
>elected a nigger president of your WHOLE country
>twice
>>59334805
they probably don't do it intentionally, just have no contraception
>>59334794
If you start watching anime, your health will decline and you will never get a bf/gf. Nothing wrong with wanking to chinese sex comics though, how else will I get to see a little boy being fucked by an octopus?
>>59334702
There's a pretty popular American anime I started watching a few days ago that I think is really good, you should watch it.
Is it true the Queen of britain was laughing at the chinks?
If true that's really funny.
>And the cunts in Africa can't afford the 4 that survive of the 10 they have. They still have a go though.
>Breed.
>>59334654
>a few times
so why do you keep doing it, dipshit?
>>59334878
we should euthanize manlets in the womb before conception. unfortunately it is the only way
>>59334767
I have 2 grown up annoying cunts.
Where is your god now you projecting faggot?
>>59334898
bit triggered desu
>>59334742
My sister does, why?
>>59334907
autism 2bh
>>59334878
Hair need's to be fucked up
>>59334905
Doesn't stop you Sanjay.
holy fuck lads i just tried this new vape juice and now im really struggling to breathe. did i just get tuberculosis or something? christ
>I have 2 grown up annoying cunts.
>Where is your god now you projecting faggot?
>tfw all i want is a qt dom bf
>tfw i'd let him do anything to me
>tfw i think i just want to feel loved
>>59334887
that nigger president tells your inept government when to jump and how high. don't pretend that we hold supremacy over you, you dumb tea drinking pasty whore
are las barb
>>59334975
You're not doing it right.
*cums on u*
>>59335006
seek help
>>59334990
Okay.
>>59335019
*that we don't
i fucked that up
god save the queen
>>59335033
from who?
>holy fuck lads i just tried this new vape juice and now im really struggling to breathe. did i just get tuberculosis or something? christ
>>59335020
ooo matron
Hiding this thread now
>>59335058
doctor/therapist/mental health practitioner
Trying to get abs lads, cutting down on fat food, cutting down by about 1000 calories, fucking dying. Also think i'm doing it wrong
>>59334990
Murica or Straya? House could be either.
>>59335100
lel why?
>>59335111
>Also think i'm doing it wrong
how?
>>59335111
try DNP
I now have nerve problems in my left hand and leg but I lost 15kg in 3 months with no effort so it was worth it.
>>59334977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztp0vHSSVqM
>>59335099
alri c u l8r ;)
>>59335111
just do pushups every morning. what is there to fuck up? half that shit you read about fitness on the internet is exaggerated by meat heads with nothing else to talk about
anyone here from lancashire?
have you heard the phrase 'you've been lying to the fairies'?
as in like when someone's hiccoughing, that's what you say
well I mean that's what my grandmother says. I said it once and I just got funny looks :/
>>59335178
Nah I'm from Somerset so I've never heard any of that stuff.
Scorcher today lads, it's gonna be hitting high 16s
For fucks sake, Ben
>>59335158
Remember when he was a maymay?
>>59335178
yes and i've never heard that phrase
whenever somebody old has a personal saying, NEVER repeat it
ahehehehe lal
It's your duty as a white male to breed, many of us are autists, but still try, whereas the normies owe it to your race to reproduce rather than having degenerate sex and a decadent lifestyle
That is all
I'm too hot (hot damn)
>>59335217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfxl0-sgJE0
based ben
>>59335217
its true tbf
unironically have a vagina lads haha x
>>59335256
>It's your duty as a white male to breed, many of us are autists, but still try, whereas the normies owe it to your race to reproduce rather than having degenerate sex and a decadent lifestyle
>That is all
>working nights
>in bed
>half and half
>suddenly hear massive bang
>literally sounds like a grown man just fell out of bed or something similar
>jump out of bed with massive stiffy
>run around the house looking for some cunt to do in
>not a soul
What the fuck was that...
>>59335205
you pasty motherfucker. it'd do you go to get out in that sun for a few minutes, get your vit D levels back to non-cancer levels
>>59335200
uhhh
somerset's a fair way away from lancashire
>>59335226
good advice
also I just found some site that claimed 'harping on' is a lancashire phrase
that's bullshit right? Everyone says that
>>59335276
get your tits out
get your tits out
get your tits out for the lads
>>59335276
unironically have tits but not a vagina lads haha x
making a go
that's it, really have to go to bed.
I said who's that widdawidda blue suade shoe
>>59335286
my skin is pale as fugg but I ran after like 1 day out in the sun.
too bad I never go out in the sun
>>59335258
>>59335217
don't get the story of ben
he was a leftist that /pol/ turned into a nazi?
>>59335314
only got a cup x
>>59335322
can i have yours? x
>>59335288
well i definitely hear that here, i don't know about other places though, other anons should reply
>>59335276
Strayan
Probably nice looking.
>>59335343
pretty much
>>59335361
that's ok i like small boobies too x
poles are bro tier 2bh
all the ones I met are friendly, kind and very red-pilled
although they could do with a bit more manners I say
You reckon there was as many autists back in the day? nearly every adult I know is married
my parents were engaged at 23 and I'm 20 with no gf
where was all the autists back then
>>59335361
yeah sure enjoy my monstrous 32A knockers
>10/10 albums edition
>>59335425
there was no anime or kpop so people couldnt be autists
>>59335361
I'll fucking choke you out slut
>>59335178
From Lancashire, never heard that one before.
>>59335421
its extremely 50/50 here some work 400 hours a day at mad man speed and others are thieving cunts
>>59335457
I don't watch anime or any of that shit but I do play a lot of vidya
>>59335457
you what mate
>>59333760
>>59335444
D R I V I N '
>>59335425
still got 3 years la
>>59335286
>you pasty motherfucker
Your best female wrestler is a Brit.
The most popular show is a bunch of pasty Brits and Irish lads.
White is attractive. You must have some white people left Sancho.
>>59335425
we just diagnose it differently these days
score highly on a math exam and you're likely suffering from that crippling autism disease
Reminder that most of Eastern Europe looks nicer, cleaner and more developed than Western Europe because of EU money
>>59335538
It doesn't tbf
>>59335538
literally untrue
Been telling everyone on here i'm white, secretly they don't know i'm a polak xD
>make incredibly witty, original and banterous post
>no replies
>some JF cunt writes 'doing a poo'
>10+ replies
doing a poo
>>59335511
>Your best female wrestler is a Brit.
The only one anyone notices in wrestling these days.
>first release in 22 years
>can't even come up with an original riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0XZ9qjMil8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD4PJW4R1ec
embarrassing load of old shite the stone roses are
>>59335556
>>59335574
It does
t. I've been there several times
t. I spend hours on street view every day
The only shite things were built during the Communist era, but those can be demolished easily
>>59335538
looks cleaner because there's fucking nothing there
>>59335538
*note: This isn't true
>>59335594
haha nice bro, what consistency is it?
actually doing a poo
>>59335594
haha belting post!
>>59335598
The Fall is quality.
Good man.
>>59335610
Like butter ahah
>>59335600
t. been there also
There are shitholes and like one motorway per country that the EU calls investment,that is also abandoned cause no one can go on it
>>59335051
Lol ye m8 just like when you wanted to invade Syria but had to drop it because parliament refused to let our military be there to hold your hand. Just admit it you still need your old dad.
>>59335511
>Your best female wrestler is a Brit.
women's sports aren't acknowledged here. i'd rather find $5 on the ground than see my city's women's anything team win a championship
>>59335598
they both sound exactly the same, never mind the riff, whatever that is. bunch of clashes, drumming sounds, guitar sounds and someone singing
about to go do a poo, wish me luck lads x
>>59335594
outstanding post
I like how it's called Eurovision and almost none of the singers are white cuz every country wants to seem diverse
but it ends up being non-diverse at all cuz they all sent a nig
Irony
