/datboi/ edition
cara
>>59339249
oh shit waddup
>>59339255
literally within 10 seconds of the thread being made
what is wrong with you
>>59339296
can you not count
I don't like it, but I'll have to go along with it
need my cum swallowed
>last night
>bits in the kitchen
>everyone shouting 'bits in the kitchen!' because of this
>bits in the kitchen is now stuck in my head, like some sort of music lyric
>We arrived when the ‘glitzy’ premiere was in full swing and its commentators in garrulous humour. We heard gems including “the idea of pooled sovereignty is bollocks”, “the EU isn’t undemocratic it is antidemocratic” and – my favourite – “unelected bureaucrats in Brussels get free Viagra”.
http://thetab.com/2016/05/12/went-star-studded-premiere-brexit-movie-89714
>>59339292
I know... and Hillary Clinton, saying they have to stay, but Republicans aren't commenting and I don't want them to
>>59339327
alright then 12 seconds
doesn't make you any less autistic
>>59339371
Her tits are spectacular
>>59339353
Me too
need to swallow some cum
>>59339386
>We managed to jump the horrendous queue and entered the foyer. The film was financed by 1,800 supporters who raised £100,000 – half of which came from a single hedge fund manager. Inside we found those supporters – many wearing UKIP or Vote Leave badges. They were not shy about their radical views on Europe, nor shy about their radical idea of what constituted an outfit.
>radical views on Europe
Enjoyed this video of scottish tarts scrapping. Good quality video too but the twat filmed it in portrait view.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FtnHO5rKgM
>>59339453
cambodian princess
peaky blinders any good boys?
>>59339428
no, you are the autistic one
>let me calculate how long it took him to post cara
>do it wrong anyway
daft cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKs8HVjC3oc
Feelin' Fine.
getting my daily dose of Nick Land
hi
>>59339652
meme
>>59339667
Fucking machines!
reckon it'll get any upvotes on reddit?
>>59339624
>calculate
consists of looking at two times you mong
>>59339706
as a child, was not a fan
your love keeps lifting me higher and higher
>>59339719
yet you still couldn't do it LMAO
out of ice
mfw
>>59339753
still pissed from last night tbf
Why don't you own an £8,000 extension cable lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHFqYPda00
warm out
Italian weather
>>59339716
used to unironically find these memes funny
>>59339796
I do though
don't assume, it makes an ass out of u and me
intentionally gave myself blue balls
>Norwich
>White supremacist society
Dis bitch
charli
>>59339816
yeah same, i also unironically browsed 9gag like pretty much every class in year 10 or 11 until i discovered reddit.
Trying out the new headphones lads
>>59339912
Do they really think African society is better? Do they think Asian society is less racist? They're so fucking stupid
>>59339912
this desu
chineses everywhere
>>59339962
I know you are but what are they?
Any law lads on? What's the likelihood of going to prison if somebody is caught driving drunk, without insurance and whilst already disqualified for driving drunk?
>>59339919
absolutely disgusting. i found 4chan through a DUDE WEED forum that i used to frequent when i was about 15 and have been here since then, that was in 2009
FBF was top meme back in the day
>>59339993
fuck off you clog wearing dutch cunt
>>59340036
I've never studied law, but I even know that you're going to jail.
>why yes, I will be voting to stay in the European Union
>>59339993
Are you bed ridden? Are you paralyzed? Why are you always, always here?
>>59340052
>>59339249
Tumblr forced meme. Fuck yourself.
>>59340076
/b/ 2bh
that boy is a hoxton hero skinny fit jeans and dresses in pink
>>59340074
lol
>why yes, i do enjoy posting EU referendum related material on a little chinese girl cartoon forum
>>59340063
"no"
>>59340074
Perhaps
at least I'm not Irish though LOL
>>59340074
not every dutch flag is me 2bh assuming you were aiming this at me :^)
>>59340036
Depends. I know someone who escaped with a suspended sentence on the third time being caught. He basically cried like a bitch in court though and used his fucked up home life (divorce, lost his home, kids etc) as mitigating circumstances.
>>59340123
A bit difficult on the eyes to read the bold fonts
lisicki's lover
>>59340084
Much obliged
>bullying caralad
*taps sign above door*
think on
>>59340036
Unlikely that you'll get an actual custodial sentence
>>59340140
who are you and why are you pretending to be me?
>>59340171
a much loved classic
>>59340140
Ok fair enough, why are you always here though?
tortellini
>>59340207
top bored neet 2bh but i've been coming less and less to 4chan
Spent 30 mintues looking for a mediocre porno and still can't find it
>skinny blonde british schoolgirl, big tits, short hair, blue top(?)
>complains to teacher that the American school makes her feel lonely but that she likes his british accent
Can't find it ANYWHERE
SOMEBODY
>>59340229
please stop.
If you lads don't vote for us on Eurovision tonight, I'll have your guts for garters.
>>59340275
vote4vote bby
>>59340180
*rips down your sign and wipes my bare, smelly arse with it*
>>59340229
>i've been coming less and less to 4chan
Good, this place is a crutch, I'm trying to stop using it so much too 2bh
>>59340275
i'll vote for you lad
>>59340142
Ffs. I'm hoping he gets sent down, he's such a cunt.
>>59340184
Annoying. It isn't me, I'm the one who called the rozzers on him.
>>59340280
This is why Americans own guns
>>59340280
not sure why but i really like cara lad
=)
>>59340280
How dear you
>>59340342
>>59340036
Nah dude it's fine.
>rejected by oxford almost 2.5 years ago
>had a dream last night that I was walking in Oxford on a warm summer day, having a great time
Will I ever get over it?
>>59340345
inoffensive
How dear you
>>59340345
like you too boo
Karen is scared, can you look after her for me lads?
>>59340345
i can't remember one instance of him being mean to someone. think he's just a good natured person
what's britain's eurovision entry lads
https://youtu.be/cpdM1S1vXLk
>>59340422
*locks her in the fallout shelter*
nice and safe
>>59340384
Nothing compares to it, so no you probably won't. Also please tell me you at least got into Durham so you can at least own your rejection.
about to swap course and redo 2nd year, gg £9,000 haha x x
>>59340336
>calling the coppers just because someone's driving drunk
you're a cunt. fuck off
>>59340422
*puts her in the bin alongside anime*
done
got a huge spider in my room not gonna kill him though these lads are helpful
>>59340441
a goat that just stands their and shrieks
asked for the fitty behind the bar's number last night
got rejected didn't I hahahahaha
>>59340457
I got into Imperial
but I dropped out rofl
>>59339249
Where does datboi meme come from?
I read its from FJ is that tru
>>59340468
He was drunk enough to kill someone, easily, and also he's just generally an arsehole and I want him to lose his job and hopefully go to jail for a little bit.
>>59340518
>FJ
represent
we start all the best memes
should I ask a girl for her number or should I ask her to drinks
So when are we taking Putin up on his offer and forming the Siberian /brit/ nation?
Why is t b h still being censored? Fuck mook desu
did DXM last night lads haha
>>59340506
Jesus lad.
>>59340493
aren't you afraid of it crawling into your ear canal while you're sleeping? they like chilling in small crevices
>>59340546
he wants to hunt people for sport and you go willingly to the slaughter
Slag
>>59340543
number imo
I'm easy
I'm easy like thursday afternoon
>>59340533
what is your relationship with this person? "friend"?
>>59340578
>they like chilling in small crevices
Won't be going up his nose then will it then haha
I'm ill lads :((
wish i was aqua man so i could have a pet seal
I'm literally going insane
Why do American veterans feel the need to state they were in the forces every chance they get? These cunts even walk around in their uniforms.
Not to mention the fucking media stating that someone is a veteran even though it has abso-fucking-lutely no relevance to the story.
>>59339249
>>59340578
nah only aussie spiders do that
>>59340589
eugh delete this
Gross
>>59340634
Dmitry bringing the bants
>>59340649
seems like an oddly specific thing to be annoyed about. you sound like an autist
>>59340654
>vote leave
atrocious memeing
>>59340633
Stepdad.
>Why yes, I do eat healthy and exercise
>>59340640
*nurses you back to health*
Ricer prick just nearly got himself killed 30 metres from my doorstep
shame
>>59340649
Yeah veterans aren't even real doctors all they do is put down pets
>>59340572
yeah my life down the drain in less than a 2 years after 18 years of hard work
oh well, at least I'm not scottish
>>59340720
woah woah woah woah wait..... so you're saying... you're his wife's son?!?!?!
wife's son just caught me drink driving and called the rozzers
>>59340673
the blind hope that my 22-30 will make up for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIWr2GkIvtQ
>>59340673
by what metric
>>59340539
>i eat regularly
>>59340751
Yeah, he's a cuck lel
whenever i embarrass myself I get a small urge to cut my face
what does this mean
need to get famous lads
how
>>59340774
we know you eat more than just regularly lad
bruh
look at this dood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFAknvwkvMg
Slag
>>59340771
ty x
>>59340673
Try not to think about it, but it really is fucking depressing.
Also this: >>59340758
>>59340799
win a fight against that irish ufc fighter
not going to lie i'm a bit of a pussy magnet
scots are rasheeds
>>59340801
haven't eaten in 2 days now
i shower and languish on this couch
me mam dropped her biccy in her brew
I shouted "get a spooooooooon!!" rofl
Was it Allah's will?
>>59340830
slut shamer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09vqhZV6jt8
hate stephen nolan
>>59340869
*gives you a TV series and stadium tour*
>>59340869
sickening blog post
JUST
>>59340884
it's Bangla-bloody-desh, woman!
>>59340888
Telling the truth isn't shaming.
gf just sent me this
>>59340920
JUST FUCK my boipucci ur royal highness ;3
>>59340869
garlic bread
got a stir fry with chicken and peanut sauce
>>59340884
inshallah brother
oh shit waddup
>the fun for all the family comedy of Peter Kay? Nah not fan m'lady I prefer the witty Stewart Lee - look haha he said Paul nuttals from the ukips again!!
>>59340905
sickening
Anyone have the 'do you want some lucozade' image?
>>59340920
>doesn't need to worry about being king
>literally a prince
>veteran
>universally loved
how is that JUST
>>59340946
her body is almost perfect ugh
wish shed be a bit chubbier
i could absolutely thwomp all of you in a fight
>>59340988
Is that one of those seats for disabled people on airplanes?
>>59340988
FUCKING RETARD DELETE THIS
What actually is there to do?
Bored shitless
>>59340988
2 WORLD WARS AND 1 WORLD CUP
DUH DUH
DUUUUUUH DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUHDUUUUUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
>>59340988
What's that?
Four million refugees?
>>59340846
IS THIS REAL HOLY FUCK
>>59341016
shame her face is literally a 1/10
Aisha's head on Rosy's body
rosy has an awful body
it looks like a failed surgery from the 70s
*drops payload over dresden*
whoops :^)
>>59341084
Ha Ha, you are funny Engländer.
>>59341076
not being racist here but if in wants to convince nervous rorkes to vote in they probably shouldn't use images that trigger rorke so hard
Any fags about?
dolmio
if i learn to live off the grid and just got a plane ticket to canada and stayed in the country illegally and went off to some forest and lived there would the fuckers come and get me?
>>59341114
bangin
>>59341085
There are many spelling errors and the grammar is awful. Are you serious?
>>59341139
didn't know ears could even look like the guy on the bottom rights
>>59341160
Yes
>>59341121
>those armpits
what the fug
might have a beer on my veranda lads
>>59341160
no
t. want to do the same thing sometimes
imagine how crustified ones pineal gland must be in order to want to unironically stay in the EU
>>59339249
o shit waddap
the neighbours behind us absolutely DESPISE us because we never trim our hedge lmao
who is your current asmr-fu?
>the grime resurgance
>>59341204
good lad
what beer?
Superliked by a tranny on tinder lads
One thing I wondered, if you're going to be a tranny, why would you keep a tight haircut?
>>59341168
didn't even notice was just in utter horror reading it all
glad it's fake tho haha Owen's a daft lefty but he seems like a nice bloke at the end of the day
>>59341223
entombed mate
>>59341247
fosters
>tfw no comfy weekend gf
English ''''''''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
parents have fucked off to barbados for 2 weeks kek. kind of fun walking around in my pants and smoking a joint in the living room
>>59341228
it's basically impossible to trim behind a hedge, your neighbours should trim it themselves if it's a problem.
Gf just sent me this
>>59341286
that one on the left definitely has non white blood
>>59341251
She does look quite good with short hair tbf
>>59341305
Why do you keep posting this girl? Kinda weird
>UK gets 0 points because europe is butthurt over brexit
meanwhile in the real world
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_music_artists#250_million_or_more_records
i like this steven woolfe lad
very calm debater
>>59341160
>>59341220
watch Into The Wild
*knock* *knock*
>>59341292
meanwhile your normie parents are probably having sex in their hotel
>>59341365
who's there?
>>59341401
refugees
Ring ring pussy it's your mummy on the phone
A man should NEVER under ANY circumstances raise their hands to a woman.
Wahey
>>59341298
Well, I call it a "hedge" it's actually russian ivy that creeps over into their cabbage patch or whatever it is
>A man should NEVER under ANY circumstances raise their hands to a woman.
>>59341422
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>59341434
what if you're giving her a cheeky sieg heil
>>59341434
what if she's your teacher and you have a question
>>59341468
*breaks through anyway*
>>59341363
pleb tier film for edgy teens having an identity crisis. the guy was a fucking retard who starved to death because he didnt do basic shit like bring a map with him.
>>59341363
I've read the book
dudes issue is he pussied out halfway through
>imagine how crustified ones pineal gland must be in order to want to unironically stay in the EU
>>59341434
what if you're giving her a high five
>>59341493
*Takes to France* Look Pierre, go back.
>hitting a woman? completely fine! If they want "equality" they're going to have to live with it
>>59341450
>communist
fuck off
>>59341450
don't get it
what is it about weed that makes people who are smoking weed only want to talk about smoking weed?
>>59341450
>bodies are still warm in brussels
>posts this
https://twitter.com/bbyxscum/status/712219158251966464
Mum is shagging her bf again lads
>>59341535
Damn Daniel
>>59341507
is that emokiddeh?
>equal rights, equal fights
if you love islam so much why don't you marry it
