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cara
crayon pop
leelee
Socialism lads
Would bet £1000 that the UK will be 10% Muslim in the 2021 census
Kyary
Is that part of the massive 'dancing baby' gif collection that was released (and forced on just about every bbs) in 2001?
My lawfully wedded wife (Kyary) in this picture.
>>59200835
Poofter shit
Pamyu
Do any of you lads have a favourite male pornstar?
>>59200835
more fashion than anything now
Marx would be fuming honestly to see how the Capitalists have so successfully taken over his work
>>59200865
Stop posting pics of my internet gf
*chimps out*
thought about death all day again
stop posting gooks
>>59200896
Bailey Jay
What's opinion does /brit/ hold on the author Michael Moorcock?
>>59200930
bigot
>got through 13 lectures whilst I was on modafinil yesterday
>done 3 today when I wasn't on it, of the same size as the ones yesterday
very impressive, guess who's gonna be taking more modafinil
>>59200849
then you'd be an idiot
>>59200950
Dunno who that is and not gonna googleeit you fucking mug
so London has a muslim paki as a mayour now, eh?
>>59200899
l-liverpool?
>>59200965
hmm, is it me?
>>59200915
*calls in the National Guard*
>>59200965
>Needing drugs to concentrate
lmaoing @ your life
>>59200896
Manuel I guess
>>59200965
>moda
>not 4F-MPH
who cares if it makes my heart feel tight and uncomfortable
>>59200968
Sticking your head in the sand solves nothing
>>59200816
Radio doesn't have an aux jack which would be ideal. Used a few of those FM transmitter things in the past but they all sound like complete shit.
Don't drive a huge amount anyway so it's not really a big problem.
British Federation when?
>>59200965
>needing to take drugs to concentrate
ummmmmm, have you tried water???
>>59201050
Next Tuesday at 17:30
>>59201008
a -pool further north
2 hours til orange.
>>59201044
Fair enough.
>>59201050
desu liverpool should be a city state
how longer until the United Kingdom breaks up?
>>59201050
dont want to be grouped with the welsh thanks lad xxx
t. Devon
what does it feel like to get a (you)?
never had one
>>59201050
dont want to be grouped with devon thanks lad xxx
t. wales
>>59201114
*looks at watch*
about an hour and a half
what does valium do to a beginner
is it similar to xanax
>>59200804
superfoal
>>59201108
Forgot my image. Fucking fuck.
wew
>the Founding Fathers renounced British rule so that their offspring could asterisk post in /brit/
ah yes
>>59201162
oh boy! can't wait!
>>59201050
Give us Wiltshire.
would like her as a gf lads
>>59201163
It causes your heart to shrink, and exit via your left ear, before growing even larger then before and exploding in your face
@59201145
bags of sand
>>59201114
Soon, God willing.
England needs it's freedom.
European federation when?
>>59201121
Why not, all the backwards sheep fuckers in one glorious union
>>59201198
>open pic
>its not a chink
pleasantly surprised
@59201145
like sex only better
>>59201163
it's mild lad, not very euphoric at all
>>59201198
L E G S
E
G
S
>>59201261
this 2bh
>>59201171
Used to go shopping at midnight in first year and it was banging.
I am.
>>59200862
yes
only me and you remember it though
>>59201109
this tbf
>>59201268
>>59201209
>>59201279
My debt repayment plan includes interest.
>>59201268
>>59201209
>>59201279
>>59201268
>>59201209
>>59201279
who here enjoys a bit of tiffany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
>>59201158
y-you're not allowed to do that :(
>>59201254
Rasheed or poortherner
either way end yourself
>>59201353
O SHIT! waddup
>>59201386
get him janny
*posts an action in asterisks*
thoughts?
>>59201374
god yes
is there like a subleddit for pictures like tthis
She is better than Taylor Swift tbqh
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kQ8xqyoZXCc
Also Marina is a better waifu as well
>>59201317
problem is there are no nice things
tried similar a couple of times when in nocturnal stage but wasnt worth it; no sandwiches no rolls no nothing
>>59201109
liverpool is irish clay
>>59201476
or a man tbf
t. karl
The so-called "Mother" keeps nagging me to do the dishwasher
i'm dying
lads
>>59201515
do the dishwasher
>>59201486
Yes, good idea, fuck off to reddit.
really wish I could just download a girl
>>59201515
Ah yes I have trouble with the Mumesh as well
>>59201525
I'm a lady
>>59201545
no u
daily reminder if you dont like outy vaginas you're a nonce
>>59201515
>dishwasher
fuck off billionaire
>>59201555
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR
>>59201510
is actually not, The irish have a significant role in the citys cultural heritage but liverpool has always had more welsh and english influence.
These days though we are very much our own distinct cultural entity
>>59201555
Wish I could download my death
>>59201582
this, innies are reddit tier
>>59201593
I will filter every single name you make
>>59201582
that's one step away from liking willies
>>59201605
i know its just a meme
scouseistan would be a pretty dank country
>>59201501
Big shop is for stocking up on long life things. 9p bread is still the domain of Mozzers.
Also
>buying premade sandwiches to have at home
>>59201605
>we
South Yorkshire police did nothing wrong
>>59201510
liverpool seems like irish clay because they form the lower working class of liverpool, so all the taxi drivers, binmen, bus drivers etc are all irish
I have never seen a vagina.
>>59201577
humans
Which are worse Scousers or Scots?
Asking because I hate both equally.
Do people past 20 unironically enjoy video games?
>>59201386
remember a documentary that had one of her superfans in it, the fan was an austistic tranny
>>59201639
wtf what did i do to you
filter that yank muh heritage faggot not me
hate lads alri
>>59201687
seen a baby one and a toddler one think i probably seen a young teen one at the beach once or twice but never for a girl older than 16
nose feels hot as if its about to bleed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvBf6WBatk0
Who is this cunt embarrassing us?
>>59193451
>>59193451
>>59193451
>>59201671
>implying there are anything other than working class people in Liverpool
>implying posh scouser isn't an oxymoron
>>59201671
brit on holidays?
>>59201695
ulster scots
>>59201743
literal nonce
>>59201750
is that sean bean as the narrator?
>>59201750
seen been was not the right choice for this trailer
>>59201704
I've lost interest tbf
I still get a little excited over hardware, but I can't be arsed with games.
Watching films is much easier
FUCK CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
>>59201791
That's are Sharpe that is.
>>59201671
this is utter bullshit
>>59201670
genuinely never cared about hillsborough, one of my uncles was even there and claims he got PTSD but i couldnt give a SHIT
>>59201750
It'll be complete shit when it comes out just like any other Civ game without expansions.
Gotta wait at least 2 more years before they fix all the broken shit.
>>59201695
Scousers by a country mile
>>59201788
not sure how you haven't seen a naked baby. maybe you're a man child or a paranoid nonce scared of the lynchmob
>>59201695
Tough question. There are fewer scousers so they're less of annoyance, but there are (very, very few) Scots and parts of Scotland that aren't bad.
I'd call it a tie and gas both.
>>59201808
Fuck off yank
Lads what time of year do most grad schemes open?
>>59201821
objectively not
i spent more than enough minutes in liverpool to see this
>>59201817
>>59201791
>>59201750
>>59201793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDYPH7wh2Qs
>>59201855
t. crooked
>>59201840
It's not difficult when you're not a nonce.
>>59201838
>>59201695
this is why we need our own nation, free from the unjustified and uncalled for hatred and persecution our supposed countrymen would see done upon us
SPQL for life
>>59201840
Babies make the best cock suckers because they have no teeth and have a natural urge to softly suckle whatever you put in their mouth.
making paster
>>59201658
fair 'nuff, would rather do big shops myself but can only buy what i can carry teee beeee H
its babbys treat
plus occasionally get summat from deli counter which also means have to go exclusively during daylight hours
>>59201858
january
probably most real jobs are advertised at the turn of each financial quarter thats just a guess though
Just picked up this game lads
>>59201885
jesus christ is there anything he won't narrate?
>>59201885
I could listen to Sharpe speak all day 2bh about anything.
>>59201913
Get out
>>59201877
youre chatting out your arse the taxi drivers are scouse by a staggering majority, then after that probably africans or pakis. Never even met a paddy driver
>girls whose voices are always hoarse
>mdw
Do you lads have them in the UK as well?
>>59201913
left the janny an out of office email re this post
>>59201920
>Rorke Imperium
>Not white men
What the fuck are you doing?
>>59201956
The guy in that gif is such a pompous wank. Have seen some of his videos and he's a self-important cunt.
>>59201994
He's one of our lizard overlords
>>59201974
what the fuck are you on about?
>>59201974
Like Emma Stone?
just ingested a exceptionally potent S isomer of a popular dissociative.
>>59201956
>>59201978
>they can't even handle crude baby jokes
you're all a bunch of pussies
>>59201974
we have girls who chainsmoke, yeah
>>59201974
Do you mean proper hoarse or are you talking about the sort of "smokey" voices like Emma Stone has.
>>59201995
Yeah I know
>>59201670
consider deletion
>Croatia
NEW AMAZON CAR SHOW TO BE CALLED "The Grand Tour"
really quite excited lads
I like girls who look like boys who look like girls
>>59201974
yeah and i if i suspect a girl is 18-30 just by hearing her voice on the phone or something that pic occurs too
>>59202076
pretty gay lad
movie idea: She wants to cuck him with Tyrone, but he preemptively cucks her cuckolding attempt, by secretly giving Tyrone a downstairs operation while he was sleeping in his house and the husband pretended to be on vacation. In the epilogue of the movie you see Tyrone going to a doctor because of a strange pain in his balls, and it's revealed that one has been replaced with a pickled cuckoo egg, and the other with a Kinder Surprise with a plastic cuckoo inside, and the instruction manual saying KEK'D.
>>59202034
hah big tough european can handle any adversity
especially baby jokes
wish I was hard like you lad
the goal is to move to Luton
>>59201885
he really needs to narrate a total war game or one of those games by paradox
>>59201920
I've been playing this too, human with militaristic materialist, called it the Galactic Dominions of Man. I'm like 3rd place military wise though with 3 planets so I need to expand my dominions soon
>>59201974
hate smoking but find smokey voices fairly sexy, yeah
>>59202034
hi /b/
>>59202071
>>59202074
Most torrented show of all time because no cunt has Amazon Prime
>>59202126
Empire Total War 2
>>59202021
>>59202050
Proper hoarse.
They always sound like they've been screaming for a while.
>>59202115
>wish I was hard like you lad
a bit gay tbqh
>>59202154
Reckon you're just into men tbqh lad.
>>59202138
*strokes you*
Poleaboo is watching Coronation Street right now
More seriously considering transitioning
One thing holding him back is having no fashion sense
He's not really sure what kind of gurl he is or what kind he wants to be
>>59201915
>Ah yes, a few nice juicy steaks please, and some oysters from behind the deli counter. Not too many though; I can only fit so many in my sedan chair.
>>59202145
I have, because I use the next day or even sometimes two-hour delivery
>>59202097
liking girls isn't gay, 2bh
>>59202138
*strokes you*
>>59202194
I've never heard a man who sounds like that.
day before yesterday burnt the rice and it made smelling like coffee
>>59201920
>>59202129
You lads legally acquire that visual interactive doohickey or not so legally acquire it?
>>59202216
I despise you.
>>59202216
fuck off aussie cunt
>>59202219
kek
Rorke
>>59202138
*strokes you*
>>59202251
Good thing he doesn't exist.
WE WUZ QUEENZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viedYUe85E0
Is it gay to let a bender suck your dick if you don't touch him at all?
>>59202154
https://youtu.be/Zq3m3uisj-g
>>59202250
You won't trick me lad of course I legally acquired it wink wink nudge nudge
>>59202287
you're touching him with your knob
gf just sent me a promotional picture of the singer angel olsen
couldn't care less about the new stone roses
>>59202306
Good lad, I'm glad you legally acquired that interactive entertainment package. Where did you legally acquire said package?
>>59202287
Obviously not, but why wouldn't you kiss him afterwards to say thank you? Gratitude isn't gay.
>>59202311
If he wears a johnny he's in the clear.
Poleaboos mum is trying to get him to join the gym
>>59202278
Why are /pol/ so easily triggered?
would quite like to kiss my coworker desu
>>59201476
pornstars
>>59202216
>More seriously considering transitioning
Fucking do it, cunt.
>>59202332
they're all old men it'll be shite
When I was really young kid, I used to think that when you die, your body breaks apart and you turn into a million little maggots. I had no idea that maggots were just laid by flies who were attracted to the dead bodies.
A couple years later, I noticed maggots in the garbage bin of my garden. This confused me as our garbage bins just consisted of random bits of garbage (old bits of packaging, broken equipment, food waste, etc) rather than actively decaying humans or animals. For some reason, this led me to the conclusion that maggots are not just created from dead animals, but also anything and everything which is considered dead, or waste, or just garbage.
I had nightmares of everything in the world, from every abandoned building to every abandoned car, from every tree to the ground itself, decaying into maggots when all of the humans had died out and the world becomes abandoned by all life. I thought that in the end, there would be only maggots.
what is the relation between ひ and び
the other accent ones mostly make sense but can't think of the link here
>>59202354
why does your ma want you to hit the gym?
>>59202274
okay we get it IT'S A FUCKING CAT I GET IT FUCK OFF
>>59202381
she'll report you for sexual harassment lad
*distant chittering and clanging of runts in the air ducts can be heard*
*tightens grip on shotgun*
Beatrice.... get the children to safety
>>59202381
Would like to kiss about 4 of mine.
>>59202265
is stellaris any good?
would love something new after Endless space, Orion and Homeworld
>>59202219
it was actually half cold, full of gristle, charred to carbon barbeque ribs
>>59202418
FOY
>>59201704
lost interest around 23
from like 14-21 all I did was play video games all day every day. Got a proper job when I left Uni, hardly had the time to play since then and gradually faded out. Would play a little now and then but I found I just couldn't keep interested after like an hour.
Still play online poker now and then but that's it
>>59202446
pretty good fun desu
>>59202424
no i am very persuasive
>>59202381
lewd
m or f?
>>59202411
dunno mate I do Chinese not Japanese
'bena has put me off supporting trannies. They really are mentally ill.
>>59202471
FUCK YOU CROATIAN FACIST WOLF
>>59202414
She wants me to do something other than sit in my room all day on my laptop
But she also wants me to get contacts, so the gym thing might be in the same vein, try to get me to "improve" myself by her standards
what you reckon lads, didn't make a meme race like rorke sadly
>>59202274
*tempts you over by rubbing my finger and thumb together*
fancy a line
>>59202411
Wat
Relation is exactly the same as the others.
>>59202471
>a Croatian telling a yank to fuck off in a /brit/ thread
>>59202497
f
my boss :$
shes in her 20s and shes got these lovely hands and we talk all day
>>59202546
h sounds nothing b
k > g makes sense
h > b does not
>>59202513
is this advanced spor
>>59201704
I'm 20 and I'm not really interested in video games anymore. I can still enjoy my old favourite games but I don't really get excited for new games anymore.
>>59202513
>Commonwealth of Man
that your new gay bar m8
>>59202411
The quote thingys modify different sounds in different ways. Sounds beginning with "h" in romaji get modified to "b" with those quote things.
Just learn the modification i.e learn that a modified sound beginning with s is going to be modified so it begins with z instead etc. So when you see ひ you think "I know that's 'hi' and I know h is modified to b so び must be 'bi'".
>>59202403
what happens to the maggots when they die?
>>59202548
Rasheed
>>59202599
you what?
>>59202607
default nation lad
>>59202502
I have wanted to be a girl since before I hit puberty
>>59202613
I understand that they get modified, just the way the first letter changes isn't as comparable with the others I feel
Suppose its just an exception
>>59202584
pics required x
going to get piss drunk by myself
bye
idiots
>>59202451
The plan went off without a hitch.
>>59202591
Oh right I thought you meant ひ>び as opposed to は>ば. In that case the answer is stop being a bigot it's 2016.
>>59202599
Spor crossed with Europe universalis in space crossed with civ
>>59202647
oo that's deep
>>59202342
I acquired it legally through the steam store and not through this link
https://kickass.unblocked.tv/stellaris-galaxy-edition-v1-0-0-2-dlc-bonus-content-multi7-fitgirl-repack-selective-download-from-1-1-gb-t12570421.html
>why hello there! just brushing up on my "Japanese"
>>59202548
Quand je te croise tu préfères fermer ta gueule. Quand je te regarde tu baisse les yeux.
>>59202513
gonna make all the Star Trek races
after I torrent it of course
>>59202687
No, stay!
*waits for you to come back with a hopeful smile on your face*
ahaha nah jk walk on
>>59202732
I'm going to need to if I'm going to teach english in Japan and live with my internet gf
>>59202732
HOW OLD ARE YOU, KID?
alri lads
>mfw the whitest thing in UK is their flag.
>>59202784
>French humour
>>59202737
w-what does the first sentence mean?
>be me
>do something irl
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
*sniff* *sniff*
smells awfully like garlic...
>>59202751
You can actually make really decent progress if you just stick with it. Everything you need is in the cornucopia.
>>59202784
>frenchy making white flag jokes
>>59202784
t. literal 10% muslim country
http://www.strawpoll.me/10186719
http://www.strawpoll.me/10186719
http://www.strawpoll.me/10186719
http://www.strawpoll.me/10186719
someone post a shrektext story
I do anal
>>59202731
That's a really vile link. I will report it immediately to the authorities.
>>59202910
how can you be sure the bum is clean
I graduated uni and work in a dead end office job that I hate.
How do I turn my life around? Do I go travelling and find myself? Apply for better jobs? Wait and apply for grad schemes?
>>59202842
>mfw an australian surrender near me
>>59202862
t.Abdul
>>59202873
>be me
>do a thing
>uh oh
>>59202821
I'm planning on doing a year in Japan to learn it after I finish my degree 2bh if I can save enough
Then see where life takes me
>>59202921
Good idea lad, remember to obtain games legally in the future
>>59202935
open your third eye
go backpacking in magaluf
>>59202931
I wash it everyday
>>59202935
I also fell for the it get better meme
made paster
>>59202688
have you ever seen apocalypto
the best thing about my job is the commute to and from the office. might unironically become an uber
>>59202816
When I meet you, you'd rather shut the fuck up
>>59202984
what if you poo twice in one day
>>59202731
>2 DLCs already
you are all vermin and I could wipe you all out with a mere flick of my wrist but I don't because I am a benevolent god
>>59202991
How old are you lad?
I might honestly just kill myself.
The only thing that would make me happy is getting my shit in order or quitting and playing computer games all day but I don't think I could take the shame.
super nintendo sega genesis
>>59202969
Start anki right now.
>>59203003
Haven't
>>59202969
would you go as an english teacher
may have asked you this before
cant remember
hope there aren't any bloody wooly woofters in this thread
>>59203069
wouldn't mind buying paradox games if they didn't go full jew with the DLCs
>>59203069
Surprising for Paradox that it's only two.
>>59202984
Seriously though ... when two gays decide they want to fuck does one make sure the others arse is clean or does he not care he's pressing his dick against a lump of shit?
>>59203085
genesis does what nintendon't
>>59203053
I only do it when bum is clean
goulogoulo bigmonster
>>59203085
4 carrots in my baby girls ear
>>59202935
Now on my 3rd dead end office job since uni. I also travelled for a year. Still want to kill myself.
>>59203115
how can you be sure
>>59203103
all me
>>59203115
Ferme ta gueule fils de truie.
>>59203095
put it on the list earlier
Do Not watch the trailer, i know what youre like about spoilers
>>59203155
just shove it in love and find out
>>59203141
>carrots
>>59202935
>Do I go travelling and find myself?
Yes but finding cool people and hot women is more likely and more fun. Save up enough to live 6 months abroad, then find somewhere you can geta work visa for (or Europe) and go there and see whats cracklakin. I went to Indonesia because I was bored with 8 grand, eneded up staying away for 7 months and going to Aus, Tas and then Italy (to visit a friend) before home. Refreshes you immensely. If I had a work visa for australia I would have stayed away longer.
>>59203141
fo nonce
>>59203107
I just torrent all the DLC and buy the game
like CK2 I loved that it gets so much support, but I only have so much money
>>59202969
competition is fierce for teaching positions in Japan. Ideally you need decent Japanese and previous experience.
All the people i know who have done it have had to start in China and SE Asia to gain experience which they can use to apply for Jap placements.
start learning Japanese now basically.
internet missus is chewing my ear off again lads
women eh, can't live with em can't live without em!
new
>>59203196
>>59203085
>genesis
murifat detected
>>59203095
I have but going to absolutely master hiragana + kana first because I managed to forget all of it
>>59203100
Don't think you have
idk I might, the first year will just be relaxed learning japanese on a edu visa so after that maybe I can get a job, but depends on if I like living there
Also I have to save a lot of money, thats the biggest challenge desu.
>>59203083
26 mate
and 4 beers down
so at least a little sedated, and not too concerned about such thoughts at present
is life worth living should i blast myself
>>59203193
poo on my willy is the only reason why i won't.
>>59203189
Remember watching the trailer one time but it was many years ago in the cinema.
>>59203224
>the first year will just be relaxed learning japanese on a edu visa
very nise
>>59203242
blast yourself with piss
>>59203212
Yeah, so hopefully the year before I try to work will help me out with that, since I can do language exchanges and volunteer at English teaching places.
The only thing I am set on is the first year, during that I will see what I want to do
>>59203246
get the lad to lick it off afterwards
What a wonderful idea. Heh.
>>59203358
bit gay
gonna get the tube to get some drugs
you had a go
but not that many
cause you're the only one
>Why yes, I do enjoy the musical stylings of one "Notorious B.I.G" or biggies smalls.
>>59203422
shut up
did some good physical therapy and life skills training with a fat chap with learning difficulties today so im going to reward myself with a spliff.
>>59203514
DUDE
>>59201885
That trailer is almost as spergy and pathetic as Train Simulator 2014.
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