janny edition
leelee
nut
sara
steamrollin niggas like an 18 wheeler with a drunk driver drivin
>>59203252
*does it*
>>59203246
wear a condom then
the first 20-30 posts are all shit including this one
>>59203196
janny nynja
post your first console
>>59203311
mine are usually 8-9/10 2bh
>>59203307
anal is disgustin
>>59203311
but that means 1-19 are good posts
Already know enough to ask Kyary to marry me. Good luck catching up kiddo hehe
"alright kid. You wanna dance? Let's dance"
*raises my sword but leaves it sheathed*
*you teleport in front of me and unleash a barrage of horizontal slashes*
*I lazily parry them with my scabbard*
"yeah you're not bad kid, you've got potential, I see you've had some training"
*in anger you yell AAARGHHHH while launching a double-handed slash at my head*
*suddenly you find yourself slashing through thin air*
*I teleport behind you*
*my sword is now unsheathed*
*you turn your head, suddenly realising that I have moved, internally remarking in awe at my speed*
*I swipe a quick and precise diagonal slash down the length of your back, just enough to immobilise you but not enough to cause you any lasting harm*
*I smirk*
"It was nothin' personnel kid. I got a feelin' you and I will meet again some day"
*I teleport away*
>>5920324
>Willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8IwUfZFAOs
I got a glock in my rari
the first 200-300 posts are all shit excluding this one
we usually take all niggers garments
>>59203260
oky doke
thinking monday for that one (sunday is barred due to exam)
>>59203370
all me
>>59203319
Same one. Also same game.
I got a cock in kyary
>>59203319
if gameboy doesn't count
I have an NES too but I got it after I got SNES
>>59203359
feels good on the prostate
>>59203196
Why is Britain so shit?
>>59203370
have sex with me please
why do pakis think they have the right to come over here and blow us up?
>>59203423
gay
watching BOC on youtube
>>59203423
bit gay m8
![1-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1hVbAfc.jpg "1-1[1].jpg")
literal angel
>>59203437
looks like that collage was made by an angry American
Doxxed
just watched "upstart crow" on iplayer
some jokes were quite predictable and im not sold on the baldrick character but it was generally enjoyable
asha greyjoy from game of thrones is in it too as well as the big bald sailor who talks about the evil presence on the ship in pirates 2
>>59203196
>tfw I've been calculating my average beer consumption for the past month and it comes out to about 1.8beers/hr (of equal alcohol content)
>I have 7.5 beers left so when can I start drinking so as to keep drinking until I sleep? (about 1am)
>7.5/1.8 = 4.16(repeating)
>1am-4hr = 9pm (Will not account for the extra minutes so as to give myself some breathing room because of standard deviations in rate of consumption
>I do however have enough whisky for two short glasses of a mixed drink
>this could roughly add another hour of drunkenness
>Therefore I can start drinking at 8pm
hmmmmmm
>>59203423
Do you always clean your anus before a lad puts his willy in?
Why do Britain always choose the most lame and forgettable people for the Eurovision?
>>59203319
Commodore 64
>technically not a console, but basically used it as a console
>>59203509
I try to whenever possible
>>59203520
lol grandpa
>>59203535
ching chong ching mi amigo
>>59203535
I have a Latina fiancee and always make Mexican jokes in front of her
>>59203535
walk on jap
10*7 = 70
70*4 = 280
280 * 12 = 3,360
really makes you think
>>59203510
Because it's a joke competition
>>59203510
Because it wouldn't be fair if we picked someone who's got a load of Grammys
>>59203535
Fuck off chinky scum
So lads who replied about the whole stuck in life after uni
Do you try and better your lives? Apply for grad schemes?
Do grad schemes have age limits? I feel like I'm gonna bust my balls applying for them and hope I get on one, but I graduated over two years ago...
>>59203510
Even if >we tried really hard, it wouldn't be worth the effort because no one would vote for us. Countries vote based on all sorts of moronic reasons but they don't vote based on quality.
New Instagram logo is gae
*chimps out*
kill me pls lads
>>59203319
>>59203413
did you have any of the mickey mouse games?
i used to stack fucks like you 3 inches deep when i was in valhalla
going down polish supermarket
anybody want anything?
>>59203319
my da rented me out a dreamcast a few times from the local video rental place and then we got a PS1
>>59167018
why was it downvoted so much?
>>59203593
If you've been in work for 2 years and you did alright in uni (2:1 or better), you should have an alright chance. After all, it's not a lie to say that you've been doing shitty work for 2 years and that you really want to get more out of life so you will give the scheme a good go.
>>59203535
*puts index fingers on outside of eyes
*pulls skin outwards*
*shows front teeth*
>>59203593
I've just handed my last bit of work in today
gonna get a manual job over while I apply for grad schemes, if you can carry a lot you get a fair wedge just hauling stuff around sites
>>59203688
its a meme to dislike CoD now.
even though they are pretty shit.
>>59203696
sounds like a keeper
>>59203359
please stop changing your name, i have to filter you every time
thanks.
>>59203662
Red nail polish, Neutrogena nail polish remover and a tin of shoe polish please m8.
>>59203691
>>59203703
But can you apply for most grad schemes at any age? I just presumed there was no age limit providing you're not about 56 but I have seen a few that say you have to have graduated within the last 2-5 years
I did get a 2:1 though and AAA at a-level
If a letter is posted with a royal mail 1st class stamp at 4.45pm, is it likely to arrive the next working day?
>>59203662
Polish memes
>>59203698
*puts index fingers on your temples*
*puts the rest of my fingers on your temples*
*puts thumbs on your eyes*
*squeezes as hard as i can*
>>59203662
I always get bread and deli meats from my local poley
>>59203370
me on the left
>>59203662
some black shoe polish please mate
plus waterproofing spray if they have it
wjhat is the new ira? what are they pissed over? i read that there's a severe threat level in britain
>>59203747
here
>>59203744
when's the last collection from that box?
>>59203743
If you're unsure then just ring them and ask or email them. I don't know personally, I dropped out of uni.
>>59203743
it depends from what I've seen, quite a few want you to have only graduated a few years before at most
>>59203744
Yes
t. bought loads of cards from Moonpig
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING
>>59203749
*teleports behind you a plank time before you start squeezing*
*unzips your willy*
*gives you a reach around*
>>59203658
Closest I had was Donald Duck Quackshot
>>59203824
haha SURPRISE
>>59203782
It was posted in a branch
>>59203841
then there's a good chance
geordies on suicide watch
>>59203719
I wonder where the cod series will go next year. Clearly people are unhappy with the futuristic direction it's taken, but they've already done WW2 and if they do WW1 people will probably take the attitude that it's 'too late' for that considering Battlefield 1.
The problem with stellaris is it expects when it says "B'Kol'Jabar has discovered an anomaly on Eictus III" for you to know where the fuck that is.
>>59203874
Call of Duty: Falklands
>>59203792
do you want a bash m8?
nobody posts my bird, I'll erase you
>>59203824
the only plank here is you
*c
gonna take some drugs and get the tube
>and true love lives
>on lollipops and crisps
>just
>don't leave
>don't leave
>>59203874
CALL OF DUTY REALLY OLD WARFARE 1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NAPOLEONIC WARS OF DUTY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59203874
they need to do something completely fresh
like distant future with aliens and lasers and shit. kids will love it.
or a stand-alone zombie game somehow
>>59203879
Just click the notificication it boops you right over to it.
>>59203865
>>59203805
cheers lads
>>59203874
Post colonial Africa? Rhodesian/Angolan Bush Wars, Mozambique, the Congo, loads of possibilities.
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS
*breathes*
>>59203798
Ahhh fuck it, I'll just kill myself then.
>>59203977
Make a COD where it takes 3 years to load your musket and you're shot if you lose line formation.
>>59203994
haha oh yeh!
>>59203826
just got this
wonder if anyone in here has a kid
>>59203874
call of duty: napoleonic warfare
HURRAH FOR OLD NOSEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozEfJugPMe4
>>59204052
i've got 3
that i know of...
>>59204052
step son if that counts
>>59204052
have one in the back of me van
>>59204052
Wouldn't be surprised if I had at least one given what I got up to in my teens.
>>59204052
the bird I shagged last has a bun in the oven apparently. Dont get uppity though it's 100% not mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg
wish we had Trump instead of those retarded yanks
>>59204019
it'll be worth a look at least, I bet a fair few schemes don't care as long as you're switched on
>>59204020
I prefer my idea tbqh
A CoD where you're in the Selous Scouts would be p fun
>>59204097
v. nice
>>59204110
Dirty Dan "The man with the van" Schneider
>>59203683
>you will never go to blockbuster again
>>59204110
reported to the local bobby, ur in troubel now yung man !!!
>>59204052
My wife does if that counts
The way things are going, and they'll only get worse, because house prices are so high and you get so little for your money, when I have enough saved to finally get one, I may as well move to America and buy a home there.
For the price of some shit 2 bed terraced house you can get a really nice big spacious house for he same price. Mortgage repayments are cheap as fuck and the exchange rate would help too
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/10/apprentice-donald-trump-political-rise-election-2016
>Without The Apprentice, Donald Trump would still be a failed boardgame salesman
Imagine a cod game in VR where your real life arm gets blown off if you fuck up the loading process of your musket.
>>59204220
Ah, yes, the guardian. Nice and balanced reporting
>>59204252
no i wont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_ywgq1tI8
why are the french such degenerates?
ah yes very impressive, these are the terrorists we should be worried about not the brown smelly ones swarming our country
Neoliberalism the antidote to Totalitarianism.
Dinner for one. Again.
>>59204329
here is my dinner
>>59204306
Cumskins at it again.
>>59204306
Exactly deport all the Irish brown smelly bastards.
might wear a burzum shirt to get a reaction out of people
>>59204380
Ahh American style very good.
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
>>59204177
Good plan
>>59204420
what, shit?
why is it so hot in my flat
reeeeee
tea
My dinner.
(not really; I made it last week)
im not convinced that I will ever have sex again
>>59204496
>ladeling the sauce on top of the noodles
2/10
tea
>>59204492
grun
>>59204405
almost nobody will recognise it
>>59204496
>mushrooms in spag bol
going to have to ask you to commit suicide pal
>>59204535
>noodles
getting rather suicidal about being a virgin at 28. didn't tell anyone at work it was my birthday and hid it on facebook too.
>>59204596
how did it come to this?
>>59204583
>spag bol
It's actually sardines and mushrooms, not beef.
>>59204535
>noodles
Now a 28 year old virgin NEET addicted to benzos
reading gravity's rainbow lads
no fucking clue what's going on haha
>>59204646
>sardines
good lad. top fish 2bh
Bollocks are in tatters
CiviliSation 6 is going to be well shit mate.
>>59204585
>>59204646
it's what they're called
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWKvnDF1n8k
>>59204670
pic
>>59204649
Do a cheeky taper lad. Better stock up before the 26th of May.
>>59204667
Pynchon went shit after V.
>>59204712
its called spaghetti you bellpiece
>Pynchon went shit after V.
my dinner
>>59204775
yeah, spaghetti noodles
>>59204781
my bollocks in the middle
>>59204596
Brave even having a Facebook. Had to delete mine the concept of people knowing I exist makes me cringe.
>>59204538
I always wondered what those tubes are, they are clearly not sausages.
You look different.
cornetto choc n ball is p good
>>59204728
wha's happening on the 26th of may?
>>59204816
sounds like you have mental problems
>>59204811
>Spaghetti is the plural form of the Italian word spaghetto, which is a diminutive of spago, meaning "thin string" or "twine".
no
alri
>>59204812
Lol
>>59204831
burial?
Seems quite fitting that Civilisation VI is narrated by Sean Bean, seeing as Yorkshire is a Utopia and the real life equivalent of a Cultural victory.
dinner's ready
young jamie oliver
>>59204845
Psychoactive substances bill is going through for real. Complete and abrupt end of the RC market in the UK.
Obviously if you buy from the darknet or have a legit script for Valium then it won't be an issue.
Love Sean Bean no lie fucking loved Sharpe.
Does anyone else just masturbate to pass time? I'm not even horny to begin with, I'll just get myself hard and wank for the sake of it. I always end up regretting it afterwards, thinking that I could have spent that time doing something productive but I end up doing the exact same thing the next day.
>>59204855
>Spaghetti (Italian pronunciation: [spaˈɡetti]) is a long, thin, cylindrical, solid pasta
>Typically, pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour
>>59204965
i wank to suppress gay urges
>>59204941
looks fantastic
a true clash of cultures
Thread official anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
dinner's ready
the man sorted us 3 different 5bags of weed because i asked him for a surprise strain
absolute madman
>>59204951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4
>newcastle
>>59205004
Quite a surprising amount of meat on those 2bh.
I don't even have any 'online' friends haha
>>59204947
wew lad
better get the flubromazolam in then haha
is it legal to possess though after the bill goes through? just illegal to buy/sell?
dinners ready boys
>>59205041
Nor me lad. We're all gonna make it some day, don't sweat it.
Any good copies of the new captain america out yet laddies?
>>59205065
love a good pie barm
>>59205027
My eternal struggle is whether the John Tams version or this is better.
>>59205028
upon tyne?
>>59204951
Too right man
>>59205118
under lyme
What the actual fuck lads, dad uploaded the wrong pictures on facebook
Head is spinning
Don't even know what to make of this
>>59205118
No the one by Stoke
beat bullet hell lads
absolutely fantastic run
>>59205063
Legal to possess after the bill goes through yeah so you'll be fine if you stock up now.
wish my bollocks were at the ground zero of hiroshima
do i smoke the ""ak47"", the ""moby"" or the "cheese" first lads
Fantastic PMQs today lads. Corbyn holding the government to account as usual. Thank God Labour made the right choice
cracked a /brit/ joke at work today and it killed.
>>59205041
Nor me
I'd happily be your friend if you'd like :3 x
>>59205102
there was an even better one before youtube purged thousands of music vids last year/early this year
>>59205185
Lel, pictures like these are gold.
>>59205229
I don't get this meme
just got an e-blowie from the online gf
>>59205185
Mary Kelly Glenn Nutt seems to like them.
>>59205248
bender
>>59205231
what did it kill? you social standing?
>>59205275
Normies discovering forced mee-mees for the first time, that's all.
Lads I'm about to apply for a job at Aldi, but I'm in college until 17:00 on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. If I apply, will I be able to choose my hours?
>>59205239
And that's lost forever? Not happy about this 2bqh since I never heard it.
>>59205275
>>59205312
fuck off
>>59205306
no they love me they call me funny man now and laugh every time they see me
>>59205316
wuu2 2nyt lad
>>59205065
haven't had a steak and kidney pie in fucking years. those things were the shit
>>59205220
AK, since that's the only one I've heard of.
how do i achieve this look?
This thread is activating my almonds
balls won't stop aching. how do I fix this?
>>59205345
reminded me of this
>>59205275
It's a post post-ironic meme
>>59205369
good shout
will report back
>>59205185
>>59205248
post more like this
>>59205369
>heard of AK but not cheese
what?
>>59205325
You won't be able to choose but they'll give you hours around your schedule if you get the job, you'll work weekends
>>59205327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ls7PfVV2U&index=11&list=PLpH2GJ5dfgcroGZr5fh7OisxNOG_ggAKX
was the vid
anyone know any good size difference lesbian porn
scuse me while i kiss this guy
>>59205377
buy the clothes and wear them
>>59205424
I've only smoked weed like 3 times in my life.
>>59205424
also kinda this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4OWslOroaw
watching this
>>59205369
>not hearing of cheese
tea
>>59205408
wish i was this naive
it's worse when you know you're being bullied.
>>59205442
Like one's a fatty, or one's a midget?
>>59205461
cheese is like the lager of weed m8, most of the stuff you get here is cheese
give this one a listen lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTIvcecz2Aw
>>59205500
midget
but more preferably one just being really tall
really wanna die lads
*rings your head like a bell*
>>59205479
Enoch was a good lad 2bh
>>59205536
>legs are different in the mirror
DEMON!
KILL IT!!
>>59205551
rorke
