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Rorke's Drift memorial edition
cara
>>59165367
me on the right
Kyary going to bed
>losing to niggers with spears
absolutely shameful desu
maisie
>>59165367
rasheed
leelee
>>59165367
just spunked to this semen demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTYNhWoLZ4
caranimaisuho
Been feeling sad for the last few days lads. What do?
>>59165413
bit slow there m8
>>59165437
what
>>59165413
where are all the pictures from this shoot?
>>59165459
go out, get smashed.
>>59165435
we won at Rorke's Drift though
>>59165459
turn that frown upside down
me with the spear and shield
>>59165459
touch you penis
>>59165421
>there's someone in holland using your flag on /brit/
all me
>>59165472
you heard me
sophie
Is this thread for homos?
>>59165413
FUCK OFF, CLOGGY CUNT
How do I download from ITV player?
>>59165480
Let the frog pretend you cruel bastard.
>>59165442
>kwanking
oh dear
>>59165497
it is now etc.
Lads don't you think it's weird that Harry Enfield had Nigel Farage on his show long before Nige was even a 'big deal'?
>>59165435
We never lost to France.
Witnessed someone have a complete and total mental breakdown, not good to see desu.
>>59165497
mostly
you'll feel right at home
>>59165480
I was talking about the irish independence tho
你们说汉语吗?
going to buy a big fan to bring it down from 27c
aunty's last name is O'Rorke lmao
is this thread?
100% success rate on asking girls out lads
ww@
>>59165435
>Frogs in charge of history
Umm... Maybe next time sweetie :) x
>>59165478
Whenever I do that I lose my resolve and check out the ex-gfs fb, realise she's still with her boyfriend, and it makes things even worse. The reason I've been sober for 9 months 2BH.
>>59165482
>>59165488
Good, sensible suggestions. Thank you.
>>59165527
Good banter
>>59165531
Good recovery
Love you guys, really.
>>59165493
well this is awkward, it seems I quoted the wrong person.
since I am talking to you now, maisie is a disgusting goblin.
http://www.worldbulletin.net/headlines/172495/us-muslim-student-labeled-isis-in-yearbook
>>59165530
Am I gay if I like British girls?
>>59165504
>Cookie
>>59165463
just realised i don't have them w e w
>>59165497
Yeah, you've come to the right place.
>>59165567
any time you need platitudes, i'm here
>>59165582
You are only allowed to post here if you expose ur bumhole
>>59165567
>ex-gfs
FONT
seriously how can I be in a general with these normies uch
>>59165534
いいえ
日本語
谷歌确实对我来说
>>59165554
Why? Barely anyone had heard of him, he's a bit controversial and it didn't make much sense in the context of the sketch
Why nige of all people? Is Enfield a euroskeptic?
>>59165534
ah ching chong wing wong I haf 2 order of the chiken chow men
>>59165568
luv you too x
>>59165553
>O'
Into the mass grave she goes.
the harry potter slag is in the panama papers lmao
>>59165591
belly looks a bit odd hmmm
>PEOPLE WHO PUT MUSIC IN PORN VIDEOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59165609
That's a rude thing to say to a girl.
>>59165618
日本不好日本不好
日本地区婴儿强奸犯
>>59165674
>zooming in on the guys face/dick
My friend snapped in his final maths exam today, he flipped his table, started crying and shouted "I'll show you a natural log" then took a shit on another's desk. Not good for my pineal gland.
>>59165633
I'm going to guess that Enfield does vote UKIP.
They called out Labour with the bankers, the bonuses.
>>59165733
what a bloody racist
>>59165600
Just had to define the word platitude but I'm glad I did so, it's a good word. Thanks anon.
>>59165680
>girl
>who likes other girls
calling bs on this one
>>59165671
Paying tax is the patriarchy.
>>59165702
anyone have a picture of mitch holding the eggs
>>59165673
Odd in what way?
>>59165534
>>59165618
>>59165619
>>59165697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW6xMt1iH1M
>>59165733
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
>>59165756
literally me btw
fucking pikeys
>>59165684
lucky there's no good depiction of bouvines desu
>>59165674
There is a genre of porn in Russia where the porn is a music video. It has the bird singing a song as she gets fucked.
I found it once when I clicked on a random video.
https://www.fb.com/799782143482590/videos/816028621857942/
Do Australians have no boundaries?
this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQWPR9TM0Gk
>not a single Irish poster itt
time to change that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dDtRtGdcZA
>>59165779
the belly button looks to be in an unusual place but maybe not
will have to get my protractor and compasses out for this one
>>59165799
isn't tyson's twitter handle Gypsy King?
>>59165845
dunno why everyone think it's legal tender
it's only legal tender up to like 20p
>>59165785
I can't tell if it's satire or not
some of his other videos are possibly satire or not
can't wait until I'm finished my degree and am making like 100k a year and can go on holiday to exotic places and buy anything I want hahahahah right lads?
>>59165832
you fucking laaad, just made me remember that
http://efukt.com/21213_Horribly_Catchy_Musical_Pornography.html
>>59165845
Lmao at that cunt
Internet gf has seen my message lads
Awaiting response
![6a00e54ee7b64288330177445b8ab8970d-500wi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KFcDixU.jpg "6a00e54ee7b64288330177445b8ab8970d-500wi[1]")
Pic of me
I GOT UR MUM OFF WITH 7 TIPS THESE DOCTORS HATE
kev the absolute madman hahaha
>>59165912
On closer inspection, it does look a bit odd. It might be a scar. :(
would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit
>>59166015
ahh yes
>>59165883
SO MY MATE DARREN SAID TO ME
*audience chuckles in anticipation*
HE SAID
>I just had a Polish plumber in to do me bathrooms, he did a good job an all but he didn't speak English too well
*shocked gasps*
WHAT. A. BLOODY. RACIST.
*nervous laughter*
SO I SAID TO HIM 'THAT REALLY ISN'T ON DARREN, THAT'S INSENSITIVE, ANYONE WOULD THINK YOU READ THE DAILY MAIL HEARING THAT!
*rip-roaring applause, one man pisses himself*
>AND HE SAID BACK, I'M SO SORRY RUSSEL, I'LL WRITE TO WLADISLAV IN POLISH TO APOLOGISE
*standing ovations, Russel takes a bow and starts talking about his second cousin Terry's reaction upon seeing his wife's son for the first time*
>>59166087
risk what?
Why are Girls Aloud so good bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPtP4t2J1k
>>59166015
if she hasn't read them by now she's probably getting BLACKED
>Spot a qt in my fifth or so week of uni
>Fall for her on the spot
>Spend the next few weeks manufacturing situations where we "bump into each other" until she instigates a conversation
>Get the convo flowing
>Start flirting over the next month or two
>Get her number
>Flirting intensifies
>Asks me out
>Sperg out and say no
>mfw
>>59166087
I'd risk it for the biscuit
>>59166087
YES mate
>>59165589
fucking hell this was for >>59165477
but they're here >>>/hr/2654004 now
I'm almost certainly bipolar
>>59165845
Fucking legend
>>59166135
kpop > wpop
>>59166015
hmmmmm
>>59166165
Don't think so iah
She is purr
>>59166165
you've been watching too much porn
she wants a man from brum
>>59166184
thanks lad
Also thanks to the lad who told me about golden week this morning,she was impressed :)
>>59166212
>implying anything produced by based xenomania doesn't shit on any throwaway trash garbage kpop
helloo reddit
@59166172
i think you're lying for (you)s and as such I won't give you any
>>59166184
>taking my (You) away from me
Post your waifu
no slit eyed whores
>>59166194
>ah yes, let's annoy a corporation by making the life of a pawn in their game harder!
>>59166172
the fuck is wrong with you
listening to leonard cohen and contemplating ending it all
>>59166294
still not sure that's a girl
Can't touch my penis lads, wat do?
>>59166284
you can have another
>>59166294
>>59166294
I'm my own waifu
>>59166313
he's not that bad
>>59166172
you've got her, so she stops being interesting
perfectly normal
is it gay to fuck a post op tranny
>>59166301
If I could pay all of my direct debits in coins, believe me I would.
Corporations should work for my money, and not just expect
>when she's online but not replying
Kpop models are addicted to plastic surgery 2bh
>>59166369
I didn't lose interest in her though. Still haven't.
>>59166274
but you're wrong
>>59166386
she's cheating on you
kill me hahahahahahhahahaha
SHE WANTS A MAN FROM FUCKING BRUM
>>59166373
What would be the point?
>>59166386
shes not interested m8
Just want to drop everything and live with my internet gf in Japan
>>59166329
French men must be pretty feminine if you think that's a boy
>>59166396
then why did you have aspergus attack?
>>59166448
>Having a nonwhite gf
>>59166432
she wants a man in her bum?
>>59166422
we arent together
>>59166439
>tfw
>>59166454
looks like the comb sissy
>>59166465
because he's lying for you's
>>59166386
>when she complains about you being online but not replying
>even though her last message was simply "lol"
Fucking women.
the gf
>>59166454
denial is the first step of acceptance lad
>>59166486
NO.
NO.
NO.
SHE WANTS A MAN FROM BRUM! FUCKING BRUM LAD! B-R-U-M BRUM!
>tfw salao
>>59166465
See: >>59166354
>>59166500
I fucking wish, lad. First girl to ever actually flirt with me and I crumbled.
>>59166500
are you a pikey
New goal gf lads
>>59166549
maybe
>>59166549
He's Irish.
>>59166540
*gives you my rabbit foot*
just spend a while laughing at the retards on >>>/x/ lads, good times
what's everyone up to tonite
>>59166513
there's nothing there?
>>59166562
Even this?
>>59166571
yeah that's why I asked
>>59166608
You don't need to ask when you already know.
>>59166583
watching fillum
>>59166583
shitting water mainly
>>59166579
*contracts myxomatosis*
>>59166491
>>59166532
Shit taste la's
>>59166597
nah i only date superior east asian women
>>59166583
I was playing pokemon black on an emulator earlier, then I watched Ant-Man, enjoyed it alot desu. Might go back into unova and catch em all now though or just shitpost. Also I prefer going to r9k for a good laugh
>>59166636
*nurses you*
just as planned
>>59166432
>>59166537
nice gimmick
>>59166593
reload the page mate
just jammed a toothpick under the gf's toenail and winched it up like a faulty garage door
>>59166683
not happening lad
>>59166649
oh man that is a hot negro woman
>>59166633
which fillum?
>>59166597
Is that a trick question
>>59166649
Yes.
Really interesting to see how radicalisation works
You can see here that Aisha apparently used to hold faily normal, healthy views a few years ago
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/727961502121078785
now look at her, she's gone off the commie deep end
>>59166696
Predestination
>>59166688
dunno what to say mate, works for me
>>59166642
see the good side: at least your children will be manlier than you
A MOTH CAME IN THE WINDOW
WHAT DO SEND HELP
>>59166724
any good? looks lame as balls mate
>>59166757
get pissed and bash it around like you would your wife mate
>britain wins eurovision
>england win the euros
>britain votes to leave the EU
might put a cheeky bet on these
>>59166722
I really hope this commie/sjw/cultural marxist/jew phase in the world ends quickly
was seeing a girl for like 4 months and she told me she was an escort
Literally cucked
Had unprotected sex with her too
>>59166679
*pretends not to recover*
>>59166757
just kill it lol
>>59166762
>england win the euros
please lad just stop now
>>59166685
why?
>>59166787
she's white
>>59166762
>none of these things will happen
>>59166766
>shagging an escort for free
nice work lad
>>59166760
I'm a Heinlein fan so i'm enjoying it
it's okay sci fi, time travel paradox stuff. not exactly high brow
>>59166766
Post her reviews
>>59166766
Tell me that wasn't after you got with her lad. Also what was your reaction?
>>59166814
>might ask this qt black bird i know out soon tho
but you won't because you're a pussy
>>59166766
that's practically shoplifting
get tested
>>59166824
what sci-fi do you like? pretty big sci-fi nerd reporting in
![larivincitadibeatriceviolatletaparalimpicavinceoroaimondialidischerma20150920_656_ori_crop_master__0x0_512x384[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OuGD7r2.jpg "larivincitadibeatriceviolatletaparalimpicavinceoroaimondialidischerma20150920 656 ori crop master 0x0 512x384[1]")
>>59166750
I'm pretty manly
You must be insecure about your sexuality if you don;t like short hair
>>59166824
nerd
don't mind me, just being the undisputed king of squashes
>>59166881
FONT
>>59166847
Escorts put about 1 billion times more effort into being clean than your average clubslag because their livelihood depend on it
>>59166834
yeah, she didn't tell me till 4 months in
she was escorting the whole time
told her I liked her but couldn't deal with her shagging other lads
>i suppose you could say i'm pretty manly
Garry is the retards king.
>>59166353
shit taste
actually looks like a disgusting tranny
>>59166936
Bender.
>I'm a Heinlein fan
(sorry lad, couldn't resist. I'm too weak)
>>59166905
yeah that's true
get tested regardless
>>59166905
you're delusional if you believe that
>>59166892
the summer fruits one from aldi is way better m8
>>59166936
faggot
>>59166878
i fap to gay porn once a day to confirm i'm still heterosexual though
>>59166583
/x/ is alright to talk about ayys and urban exploration 2bh.
>>59166786
as much as the memes would be gr8, won't happen in 11 a side footy, >we aren't good enough
>>59166814
blackbirds are mongs. only pigeons are more annoying.
and half of them are brown and not black, just like african ameridans, who are for some reason also called black.
it's a confusing world.
here sits the only commie slag i mean to bend my knee to
>>59166905
>shagging like 10 blokes in a day
>have a shallow quick bath and a gargle of mouthwash inbetween
m8...
they overtook the ghostbusters trailer in 2 days
>>59166877
no real preferences desu. not massively into sci fi, same as any genre of film desu
as far as reading goes, mostly just the big three, asimov, clarke and heinlein and some of harlan ellison's stuff
>you're delusional if you believe that
Who /pisseswiththeseatup/ here?
>>59166991
except when they think a negative mental state is a gateway for bad spirits
>it isn't
>you aren't being possessed by bad spirits
>you feel down
fucking RETARDS mate
>>59167004
must be a tranny
>>59166927
I'm shocked that she thought escorting while seeing a lad was a good idea desu. Did she seem like a normal girl at first?
>>59167018
are you ban evading?
>>59166958
xox
>>59166777
goes all Misery on you
>>59167050
no shes a nice pretty girl
>(sorry lad, couldn't resist. I'm too weak)
>>59167028
you read any Dick?
both of t'housemates on my floor are having sex again (not with each other, with their respective partners)
quite unhappy with this iah
>>59166766
A working girl asked me out once but I pretended I didn't hear and just continued like it never happened.
Actually really liked her and would have loved to date her. I know she wouldn't have given up the whole having sex with other men thing due to financial difficulties and I couldn't afford to support her lifestyle so that was that.
>>59167063
turn on your flag you stupid cunt
what are you hiding from
>>59167077
tell you what mate you are a fucking dick
>>59167067
nigeria is not in Africa, I see
:p
rate my gf please boys
well the girl i know isnt african american shes nigerian american
fucking hate summer lads
i want to go back
>>59167119
i'd dick her/10
>>59167119
not white/10
>>59167108
hahahahha i wouldn't try that one on me mr big bollocks my dad is the leader of the army
>>59167037
Yeah the ones talking about magic and shit are retards.
>>59167077
read a volume of collected novels: man in the high castle, the three stigmata of palmer eldritch, ubik and do androids dream of electric sheep?
>>59167080
knock on both and offer your sexual services, then weigh up the best offer and jump into bed with them
>>59167177
yeah well my dad is the leader of the so called islamic state so hush your fucking gums alright
Reminder that only pakis and other third worlders love the Queen.
>>59167062
she was a normal girl, shy, awkward and sweet.
would never have guessed. she did say she was cabin crew at first. Doubt she would have been okay with me seeing other women.
I guess she just needed some kind of emotional/relationship.
rate my bf lads
>>59167105
I don't post with a flag. so you're ban evading?
finding it harder to find songs to listen to while i do a poo 2h
>>59167028
reading orion shall rise by poul anderson right now, quite nice x
>>59167216
blowjob lips/10
>>59167229
are you ban evading?
Greater London is black
>not wanting to go out with someone because they're an escort
bit selfish
youve hardly got the deed to her fanny
>>59167251
don't think so
>>59167223
how do you even know who I am
>>59167237
got three books on the go atm, one more for the backlog can't hurt lel
cheers x
>>59167255
proofs???
he's definitely a yank living in london, i know that much
>>59167018
Downvoting is just a meme at this point
>>59167283
do you like kpop?
>>59167255
>>59167286
>>59167284
>>59167283
>>59167272
>>59167258
>>59167251
>>59167248
>>59167237
>>59167229
>>59167223
>>59167216
are you ban evading?
>>59167208
might just top myself
or i could attempt a message to a sket that may be available, although it's midnight so probably not
>i read
>>59167190
have you seen all the hollow earth and flat earth shite? i saw some guy reply to a thread with something along the lines of the theories where earth is different to every other planet/the moon isn't real is just a way to fulfil a selfish fantasy that we are unique and different. it also ties in with the whole "i can see the government's lies" attitude.
desu >>>/x/ is just a bunch of sad kids who wanna be different and feel like they purpose. how utterly fedora
>>59167286
it's pretty difficult, like silmarillion x
>>59167323
no-one must know...
>>not wanting to go out with someone because they're an escort
>bit selfish
>youve hardly got the deed to her fanny
>>59167325
>might just top
bottom here x
barnes...rush...BARNES...STILL JOHN BARNES...Collymore closing iiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
LIVERPOOL LEAD IN STOPPAGE TIME
KEVIN KEEGAN HANGS HIS HEAD
HE'S DEVASTATED
>>59167344
i didn't ask you
i am a black muslim yank born in mexico raised by pakistani parents
>>59167323
not an argument
>>59167357
man kick ball
To the lads who wouldn't go out with an escort, would you go out with an ex-escort?
>>59167357
oh and thats a bad miss
morning lads
but cold out
>>59167393
No
I don't pay for that and I don't like damaged goods
>>59167393
I would go out with a pre-escort
>>59167407
>but
delete this
>>59166881
don't be rude
>>59167194
>do androids dream of electric sheep?
potentially my favourite novel 2bh
>>59167368
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
#ANNIHILATED
>>59167300
Got a photo of him browsing the Trump general on /pol/ inside a fried chicken shop in Tottenham. Once it's been developed I'll upload it.
>>59167407
>but
mate...
>tfw have to leave the boiler on for half an hour just to have a 10 minute shower
british heating lmao
wisdom tooth is bothering me
who /coldbutt/ here?
>>59167407
back to bed for you
new
>>59167437
>>59167437
>>59167437
>>59167393
I would, if she no longer escorted.
>>59167428
>browsing the Trump general on /pol/ inside a fried chicken shop in Tottenham
the mental image made me giggle
>>59166878
fucking faggot
deary me
HE'S HERE
Dr. Jan Itor
2/3 of the way through
etc.
HE'S HERE
JANNY HAVING AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN
HE'S LOST HIS NUT LADS
hirohito must have cut the janny's pay check
rude
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DON'T GO PAST THE BUMP LIMIT YOU SPASTICS
Oh dear.
>THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DON'T GO PAST THE BUMP LIMIT YOU SPASTICS
the fuck is wrong with him
>>59168528
>>59168528
>>59168528
janny pls
HE
new
>>59168532
>>59168532
>171 posts
>>59168443
>Manager respectfully asks them to quiet down
>They beat him and rob him
Fucking hell these "people" truly are subhuman apes.
HE'S HERE
HE'S DOING IT FOR FREE
post
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.
REEE
what a waste of a captcha
*buys the explosive rifle from the gunsmith in Blackwater*
*pays a visit to 4chan HQ*
Oh dear.
wh-where is everyone?
>>59169309
>>59169309
>>59169309
british new
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of posts suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced
Can we get one fucking thread sorted out
>>59169443
*reclines on my chaise longue*
*lights up a fine cigar*
*relaxes ad waits*
new
>>59169450
HE'S HERE
Is this a new janny that doesn't understand the board as the board information leads me to believe?
HE'S ONLY GONE AND DONE IT
THE JANNNYYYYY
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
oy
nah he's fully lost it now
>tfw jani's going to get fired soon and /int/ won't have a jani
>janny gimmick
nah.
Tbf lads that happened because that fucking plastic paddy yank got banned and all his posts deleted
>>59169474
He's probably some JF redditor cunt yeh
would be cool to have a qt gf who likes to fuck a lot
>>59170764
thank fuck
his thread shoulds NEVER be engaged anyway
are jani
So we'll march day and night
By the big /brit/ thread.
They have the pruning shears
But we have the power.
The Janitor
>>59170779
all females like to fuck a lot.
only when in relationships though because they use their vaginas as tools.
are we being bullied?
>>59170764
a comedy of errors
I've never seen a kangaroo
could you please not make any more /brit/ threads? just stay in this one until it dies. then you can make a new one
Where's the new thread lads
*plays classical gas*
new wog edition
>>59170838
>>59170838
>>59170838
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