Pagans from out of the East edition
leelee
Yank girls are illegitimate
They ain't got no birth certificate
They've got aids and can't get rid of it
YANK GIRLS ARE SCUM
>>59170869
eyy mayonnaise
are janny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqDbgnboSjY
remember listening to this tune all the time.
especially when i was talking to my oneitus online, this song is dedicated to her for when i was beta.
>>59170871
I know that from somewhere.
*lobs a rock at the janitor*
haha
JANNY ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK JANNY
will this thread get deleted
>it's a "lisicki pretends he's in the know about women" episode
*cancels netflix*
Sersh
Love memes lad.
matt smith was my favourite doctor
Hell yea lads, keep posting hot women
He received so many "reported" posts that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his thread all day, dumping images, looking at his destiny in every quote and comment.
Janny came up from the front page of /int/ at 1 P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with moot. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Anonymous. The Janitor would be ordered to serve a life sentence in /b/ for second degree banning. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for the Janitor's release, and in 2024, moot would pardon the man.
There would be no eulogies for Anonymous, none of his filenames would be kept unchanged, no people would crowd the thread to see his post numbers struck out, no screenshots would be taken of him, no threads named after him, no one would type in a captcha to post in the threads he lingered in. The ban would submit, and a few would laugh, Anonymous would only stare at his screen, his images disappearing one by one, and a notice appearing before his eyes before he could find the right words.
I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't studied at all yet haha
>>59170909
literally every episode. what an insecure fucker
https://youtu.be/IUvp82zzoIU
>>59170936
that exam was today
>>59170895
not him but we used to sing that about a certain football manager in my town
>>59170958
what is he doing?
>>59170949
thursday the 12th is tomorrow
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Bank Accounts
>>59170869
no
>tfw bullying a yank until they stop posting and their thread dies
Crusader, crusader, please take me with you
The battle lies far to the east
Crusader, crusader, don't leave me alone
I want to ride out on your quest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWjTjZp84ME
posting the eurovision winner this year
put your bets on honestly.
also girl im talking to thinks this guy is very hot.
not having sex in freshers week is like making 100 posts in a /brit/ thread and not getting one (you)
>>59170949
>59170949
how is this even legal?
if a man was doing it to a woman he would be done for rape and go to prison for 25 years
the caretaker receives no monetary compensation for his time spent doing work haha
>>59170972
I changed your computer and your phone and your desk calendar and the grandfather clock in the hall to trick you
april fools
who /patrish/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBXKOTEWHvE
>>59170971
wrist exercises
>>59170958
>also girl im talking to thinks this guy is very hot.
dont post pictures of your food this time
>>59171007
I'm amazed how often I get misquoted like this
Never Kissed a Tory
>>59171047
haha sorry lad hehe
>>59171043
I eat only the finest herbs and roots that I scavenge from skeletrons and gryffindors
I know mandrake when i see it
>>59171043
Post it please mate I wanna see
>>59171043
>>59171043
hahahahaha know your place runt
>>59171043
>bantered by the jani
stop posting NSFW images i just got fired
>>59171043
Kek
Perhaps he thought your food was literally garbage
>>59170936
Good luck then.
Don't try to pull an all-nighter.
I had to present (a fragment of) a paper for a seminar today
Thankfully, the other people in our group knew their stuff, because my part was shit
>>59171104
vile
>>59171100
good
>>59171100
stop namefagging you fucking shitskin
>>59171043
What a cheeky cunt
>>59171043
Exceedingly good banter from the janny there, top lad.
>>59171043
>Posting avian gore
You deserved your ban, you sick fuck.
>>59170958
hilarious
cant believe people like this exist
These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.
>>59171121
*belly dances toward you*
*tricks you into thinking you're dead*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68
>>59171134
sorry I left it on from posting yesterday from my iPad I didn't mean to do it because it automatically saves
will you forgive me?
>>59171158
Need a paki gf
>>59171165
good song, used to party to this often
>>59171158
I'm actually crying with laughter at your ban request, you got bantered mate
>>59171170
no because you were doing it in the first place
>>59171158
Why would that image attract the janny's attention? It's just a pan of food I don't understand
got my nursing diploma, now where's that lad gone?
>>59170958
I could be into that
>>59171158
careful guys jani is watching this thread
>>59171170
I remember you and implore you to continue using it, one of the only decent yank posters
>>59171170
>>59171211
and also because you unironically own an ipad
95% of the posters in these threads are so bourgeois it's painful to read
>>59171158
>deleted
hahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahaha he got fucking jannied again
utterly howling
>>59171211
but it was meant for a small /int/ general where everyone namefags
please forgive me big strong aussie
>>59171222
yes lad
>>59171217
*pan of shit
What the fuck do some people eat to have absolutely monster shits and spend so long on the loo? mine just slide straight out in a few seconds
>lisicki doesnt talk to girls
>r-right
Based Janny
sorry jani will you please forgive us
>>59171261
probably because of your gaping arsehole you bent cunt
accidentally spilled balsamic vinegar on my organic throw pillows
>>59171242
fuck you, you fucking spider nigger don't you ever disrespect Apple like that again. why are you such a fucking sack of shit? I could smear you on the fucking wall in a second spidernigger. Nothing worse than an aussie. Fat, loud, alcoholic redneck speed addicts with nothing better to do with their time than shitpost on a taiwanese claymation forum. Why don't you get a job, you whoopi goldberg lookin abo fuck? I'll tell you why. Because you get enough money from the government to afford your monthly gas huffing rations. Get raped by a kangaroo cunt
shes started looking at me with brighter eyes again, even briefly touched me today and came up and talked to me this week why is she so nice one week and so distant the other, its been like this for months.
>>59171288
pics nigga
>actually getting bantered by the janny
I fucking reek of stale sweat
>>59171237
I still cringe from remembering the days i used to willfully namefag on here, it was pretty attention-whorish t.bh
>>59171288
keeping you in her orbit lad
>>59171281
initially read that as "ballsamic vinegar" and it occured to me that that would be a good name for the sweat that accumulates on the back side of one's scrotum on a warm day
>>59171317
>the "brits" here are pakis
>the "yanks" are pakis too
>>59171317
Doesn't really matter desu, half the posters are just as bad with reddit flags and whatnot
>>59171288
you are her beta provider for when she hits the wall at 35 or so.
>BBC notification
Thanks BBC
it's hard being tall and good looking
every girl sees you and expect you to be nice to them if you know them.
>>59171286
sorry! gosh
>>59171288
yeah some girl started doing that to me so i just stopped talking to her hahahaha
hot and cold shit does not make me want them more.
bit chilly today hey auslads
>>59171335
bottle it and start selling that as a wonder tonic
>>59171342
How many people use extra flags? Can they see where you're from if you don't have it installed
sexting a 48 year old milf
>>59171382
cold out
aussie weather
poor norfolk
>>59171382
ikr
it's gonna be like 11 degrees tonight FUCK
>>59171402
deleted it myself desu
realised it was rather bullyful
the janny better get down on his knees and suck my dick, because if he doesn't he's gonna be dead
>>59171392
yep
dorset is a shithole
this girl clearly doesn't like me but i can't let it go haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
Damn, that guy got banned for posting his food.... kind of feel sorry for him 2bh
>>59171432
you'll not be rid of me that easily, never you fear
>>59171413
Comfy as fuck for sleeping.
>I hate technology. It provides so many different channels of loneliness. Every time you check your email and don’t see a new message, you know that, even though people have the ability to contact you at any time of the day from anywhere on the planet, no one is interested in doing so. Phones are constant reminders that 160 people you know fairly well have nothing to say to you most of the time.
what did he mean by this?
>>59171378
>hot and cold shit does not make me want them more.
is this common?
its insanely confusing
http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Sweatshirt-With-Marble-Print/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=5996984&cid=13530&Rf-300=2016&Rf900=3961&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=36&sort=-1&clr=Black&totalstyles=32&gridsize=3
cop or drop?
Absolute slaughter out here tonight lads
No prisoners
*nails the no bully sign back on the all*
*hauls the casualties to the van waiting outside to drive them to the crematorium*
such a waste
This girl plays really hot when I text her, see her but if I don't text her or see her she'll just ignore me until I do.
I don't get it.
>>59171457
are you a nigger?
>>59171481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtTsky80XmQ
>>59171306
>>59171329
>>59171359
>>59171482
girls want to be chased
they often don't take the initiative
>>59171457
Just awful. No.
>>59171457
buy a cheap jumper and splatter paint on it
>>59171482
She has you on the hook and she knows it.
>>59171501
*you here my spirit whisper on the breeze*
"it wasn't murder, it was suicide. you need to let me go, my love"
>>59171482
how old is she?
did another stay up late
doing another wake up feeling like poo
>>59171452
yeah, particularly when the girls are like late teens/early 20's and still run on the idea of highschool guys who trip over each other to find a moist hole.
like this girl would literally go from asking me to see her/hang with her and like 10 message me in a row to replying with one word, two syllable responses from one day to the next. I just got tired of it and so i stopped messaging her. it's not even that like she wants me to start conversations. i'd start them all and still get these shit tier responses and then the next day when I cba really talking she perks up because i haven't messaged her.
so yeah, just dropped her. if she messages me then i'll reply but just cba dealing with highschool shit.
>>59171457
ey bro cop that shit homie!
>>59171510
*cheaper
>>59171545
need to sort yourself out you mad thing
>>59171545
how do you know what poo feels like :|
>>59171545
Take some kind of study/alterness drug
>>59171505
Are you sure?
>>59171516
Next move?
>>59171541
23
>The British argued for the mass chemical castration of all German people following WWII combined with a total destruction of their cultural legacy
>Stalin had to be the one to argue against this and tell the other allies to chill the fuck out.
This wouldn't have happened if m00t was still here. This Nippon's radioactive kohai can't even find good staff.
Anyway lads, I'm going to sleep. Gotta get up early so I could prepare some real food.
Enjoy your McShit, Janny.
>>59171580
>things that never happened
>>59171579
Stop replying to her. If she doesn't message you first, then you have no path forward. If she does, then reply coldly.
>>59171579
post chat logs
>>59171579
She's a woman and so enjoys playing hard to get. Let her go or dominate her, no inbetween
>>59171611
Croatians should all be killed
>>59171579
that's a pretty high age to be carrying on with that shit. the easiest way to tell where the relationship stands is to give her a decent amount of attention for like 3-4 days and then just stop messaging her. if she replies, then she's interested. if she doesn't then she's not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DuCIGvsbMA
>>59171617
>The British argued for the banning of memes
>Hitler had to be the one who saved the memes from destruction.
I have a swiss army toe
It was cheap though so it only has one function
>>59171611
eww gross. wtf is that??
>>59171652
>3-4 days
Waste of time. Do one day of almost constant attention, half a day of light attention and then drop entirely.
Truth
>>59171655
daaaaaaaaaaaanciiiiiing with tears in my eyeeeeeeeessss
also
>>59171656
That's more like it.
>>59171652
What if she's too preoccupied with other more important stuff during those 3-4 days?
>Milo Yiannopoulos EATS stupid feminist's face with one brilliant bite
>>59171678
i go for a longer period simply because it really builds them up into thinking i'll constantly start conversations and talk to them. then they become comfortable with it. then i stop.
>>59171691
Nazis engineered memes in the war.
>>59171618
So you're saying I should end it either way?
>>59171635
Not on my phone.
>>59171643
That sounds like a good truism.
>>59171652
Well she's a virgin and never had a serious relationship greater than the length of summer so maybe she's still "tennish" in her mental outlook on relationships?
In the past I went 2-3 weeks without texting multiple times. She texted first on a couple of occasions but it was me who broke off the silence most times.
music's got me feeling so free
we're gonna celebrate
celebrate and dance for free
one more time
>>59171716
Atomic menes.
ah yes someone getting stepped on is porn very nice
>>59171719
>she's a virgin
of course she is :^)
>>59171706
yeah idk in my experiences they will always find time. like even if the girls busy as fuck, they will reply freaking out or something because they're busy.
plus, how do you get anywhere with them if they're so busy they can't reply for more than half a week at a time
>>59171719
No. Replying coldly isn't a way to end things. It's you getting her on the hook. Women are obsessed with how others perceive them. It fucks with their head if they aren't perceived the way they're trying to be perceived.
drunk af tbqh
>>59171732
They smuggled memes to Oswald Mosley to get brits against the war stay woke
Hello lads
Just arrived here on and didn't sleep on the plane. Got meetings in 3 hours
Swim, sleep or breakfast?
>“Donald Trump’s ignorant view of Islam could make both of our countries less safe – it risks alienating mainstream Muslims around the world and plays into the hands of extremists,” he said. “Donald Trump and those around him think that Western liberal values are incompatible with mainstream Islam – London has proved him wrong.”
What's less cringy when visiting your cunt?
When asked where I'm from:
>I'm from the States
>I'm from America/I'm American
>I'm from California
>>59171752
>Replying coldly isn't a way to end things. It's you getting her on the hook.
well how do i get her on the hook then
>tfw no friends ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0WNbm1jz6A
>>59171765
american or from california
"the states" sounds iffy
>>59171760
shave, shit(ting street) and shower
>>59171765
Just say you're Canadian.
>>59171765
American
>>59171763
got 1400 evidences proving him right
>>59171719
virgins are different tbqh. there's a reason why they are. figuring out why is another ballgame altogether.
>>59171765
does not matter
>>59171775
By replying coldly. She has to open her mouth first for you to get her on the hook. Which is why you need to stop talking to her and wait for her to instigate a conversation. If she doesn't instigate, then nothing was ever going to happen anyway. If she does, you reply coldly and get her on the hook.
>>59171775
the answer is in the quote
>>59171765
say that although may have been born in america, you're 100% british
>Offered job for 12 quid an hour working on a reception desk at a hospital
>Accepted it starting in 2 weeks
>Realise I'm only going to be slightly better off working full time than when my parents pay my rent and give me 200 quid a week living expenses and doing whatever I want 24/7
fuck this
>>59171763
>literally proving him right as you try to prove him wrong
>>59171801
>>59171802
so i be cold to get her on the hook then get heat it up?
Mate was at the west ham game today, looked sick desu
I'm 24 on Saturday. I feel old. I don't know where the last five years went.
>>59171829
>£200/week pocket money
Lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKk-jV_qxvU
me irl
>>59171775
when she messages you, just sort of shrug her off. don't start a conversation with her then go cold, you'll look like a moody sperg.
she has to message you and then you blow her off. like the girl i was talking to said we should hang out sometime and i just seenzoned her for 3 days and then replied asking if she wanted to hang out that night and she did.
>>59171765
America/American
Or your state I guess, if they know you're a yank already
>>59171779
South Americans get butt hurt cuz they're American too...
>>59171826
*Irish
>>59171749
Eh, I just don't think it's a good indication of whether or not they're interested in getting to know you more.
If they're being polite with their responses and you both enjoy talking to each other then I don't see why you should give up because they don't start the conversation. Maybe they feel like they don't have much to talk about?
Also just because they're preoccupied with other stuff at the moment it doesn't mean that's how it'll always be.
>>59171780
this israeli guy has very similar tastes in porn to mine
>>59171883
well good thing you're not talking to south americans uh?
>>59171883
Might as well identify as a farm animal.
>>59171765
tell them you're american but then list your heritage components down to the 1/16th
>>59171883
you're still american though
and it's fairly obvious which america i imagine
>>59171843
>Ignore her
>She starts making the first move over text, instigating conversations
>reply with one or two word answers, never more than 5
>she'll get butthurt and confused about why the guy who used to go for her doesn't anymore and instigate more often and in a more forthright way to get to the bottom of it without saying it explicitly
>you slowly warm back up to her but never really go hot without her prompting
That's roughly how it will go, providing she ever makes the inital contact.
>>59171847
>>59171847
wat appen
>>59171847
I thought MU were late to the match cuz LvG is a tard turns out they got jumped outside the stadium
Pretty spoopy
just donated to cock.li lads
>>59171765
>Hey thaeyre guys
>Ay'm Ayymayyrayyceyynnn
We know. We don't need told.
>>59171860
>india
most of your country probably gets paid 200 quid a month kek
>>59171926
West Ham fans attacked everything in sight, including the United team bus.
>>59171883
>South Americans get butt hurt cuz they're American too...
American exceptionalism means you keep them down. They'll never thrive will they?
>>59171780
>girls like to expose their naked fannies on the internet so other people across the world can look at them
damn my dog standing on hamburgers got deleted
>>59171843
Does she keep the conversation going once it does start or do you have to carry it most of the time? I think that's the more important thing.
wish i had a cheeky gf who liked to stick her hands down my pants
lads things are progressing with the barista qt
i said hi to her then afterwards she asked me what i was doing today, to which i responded with working, she then asked me where i worked and i said "i work from home cause my bosses are in america. i was supposed to start an hour ago but they'll never find out haha" which caused her to laugh. she walked over to the counter where i was waiting for the coffee and nearly dropped a 2 cup coffee container which prompted me to make a joke and for her to talk about how she has to do that a lot in her job
2 points to get from this
1. our conversations are biting
2. she's pretty much my gf at this point tehehe :)
>>59171962
why?
>>59171967
>like to
yes i'm sure she does it for free
i like to be happy ( \"^O^\" ) not sad ( :’( )
>>59171946
I'm a Brit you mong
>fick
this is a german on an israeli proxy
>>59171964
They haven't done anything of note so far except those World Cups but I figure you should be more upset about that then me
>>59171994
Because they're hooligans and it was their last game at Upton Park before moving to a new stadium.
>>59171894
the thing is that like if she does enjoy talking to you, and feels comfortable talking to you, she has no real reason to not start a conversation if you haven't started one. that's really what it reflects. i mean i'd love it if she'd start a conversation with me meaning i don't have to, but then she doesn't so I do.
i do see what you're saying but i guess it just comes down to how much you actually like them. the girl i was talking to, i started every conversation but two over the course of 4 weeks. she'd go randomly hot and cold either because she's a lunatic or because she's trying to do the same thing i want to do to her - except i couldn't give a shit so i'm just like yeah whatever catch ya later. overall, it is a good representation of how much they enjoy talking to you but like anything, it will have false positives/false negatives.
>>59171995
don't ruin his wide-eyed candor la
>>59171995
It's not just her doing it
>>59171951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM
>>59172007
You are one of my favourite posters. Just thought I'd let you know this, Mordecai.
>girl texts me to start a conversation at 3 in the morning
*hops on my recumbent bicycle on glides off into the sunset (or sunrise more like at this hour ha ha ha)*
goodnight
>JK Rowling is worth $1 billion
brb writing a book
>>59172007
i find this type of porn a bit boring desu
too sterile and feigned
>>59170998
I'm waiting, I'm waiting, to stand by your side
To fight with you over the seas
They're calling, they're calling, I have to be there
The Holy Land has to be free
>>59171989
stab her after work when shes leaving
>>59172007
careful greatest ally jani's on the prowl tonight
accidentally drowned my rosemary plant lads haha
>>59171989
sounds pre cute la keep at it :)
>>59171979
yea she keeps it going on
but she's stubborn on who starts it
>>59172026
It is and it isn't, because it could be an indication that they're not interested in forming a relationship with you but it could also be a result of other things.
See >>59171979 If they don't start conversations and don't seem interested in keeping it going once it does start then it's probably time to stop trying, in my opinion.
>>59171932
>>59171926
Tbh I meant the whole winning the game thing and the after celebrations
Glassing man u's bus was a bit silly and just makes us look shit, especially for the last game at that stadium
>>59172120
nah bit fan of amateur cam stuff
guess we're just innately different creatures
*purrs sorrowfully*
>>59172101
The Israeli has been banned hundred of times. He's the sex machine guy.
>>59171907
This I always tell Europeans all my heritage components down to the 1/32nd actually
having a white chocolate and berry scone desu
>>59172142
oh i know, he's one of the 2 /int/ posters i recognise along with the pedo pole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGpV0Ot3EeM
>you will never be autistic enough to evade multiple bans in order to post soundless porn webms
didn't realise kikes were this bad desu
just booked my flights for spain and im about to enjoy a blaft.
canny wait to get out of this pisshole for the summer.
what are you lads up to tonight?
>>59172183
FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AztgLwbboKc
>>59172175
There's also the pedo swede that hates Britain
>>59172120
sauce please
>>59172175
Aye, the pedo pole.
Lets not summon that.
>>59171829
>my parents pay my rent and give me 200 quid a week
top kek
Really love the watermarks on all his webms desu, great gimmick
>>59172183
i need the source from this one, lad
>>59172117
yeah idk because even then it can be just likely to be false readings imo. if they are busy for those 3-4 days like you said, then they may not be interested in conversing so let the conversations die whenever they reach that point.
i pretty much just give attention, get a feel for conversation and shit for a few days then withdraw slowly and let them take up the space i've left. at the end of the day, i never really leave on bad terms with them so at some point i could take up talking to them again although i probably won't.
it probably all comes down to how bad you want a gf/root. i genuinely couldn't give a shit at all so i'm pretty nonchalant to it all but others might endure a bit more than me.
Maybe I'm just putting far too much emphasis on who starts the convo.
It's no problem if I start it all the time?
>>59172204
you mean the autist that spams scat porn everywhere?
>conservative party headed by davey cameron
>not conservative
kek
>>59172183
190cm goes to the beach.gif
These are legit questions hun take your time to answer I'm interesting in knowing what Africa is really like. You see I don't watch the news because they show how poor Africa is on the news when it's really not that's why the white man goes there to steal diamonds and shit to bring here to make money because I mean whites are so peaceful (your words not mine) and um they also go there to rape women.
>>59172243
Yeah, he also posts CP sometimes though
