Parachute Regiment edition
leelee
Janny
*sneezes*
are jan jan
Hello
katie x
>>59172651
bless you
>>59172625
>post a bit of yank banter outside of /brit/
>immediately get called a muslim
>reveal I'm from Northern Ireland
>the yanks slink away or apologise
Really don't like foreigners lad.
>iceland
holy fuck
that's the name of a country?
I can't fuckiong breathe
Right mate
how can you get the taste of eating too much salt out of your mouth
>>59172688
*is foreigner*
*raises eyebrows and shakes head*
>>59172567
Ohhh haha
I love football!
I don't get why non-Americans get so upset about that, like there was a Scottish lad who was into hockey and I thought that was really cool so we talked hockey, he likes the Flames (don't know why) but he also followed his local Glasgow team
>>59172677
We have a reputation. Are you cool NI or flegburner oddball?
>>59172732
>>59172740
Sectarian at heart but pleasant on the surface NI, I suppose.
>talking to girl
>getting along well
>she's seeming keen as on me
>randomly messages me at 3am one night
>thinking she keen for peen
>my boyfriend is being a massive dick:(
>just never reply or message her again
hahahaha get the fuck outta here with your shit
Look at this thread
>>59172359
Prime example of yanks being unable to handle any kind of bant
Why is this?
>>59172762
Explain your beliefs please?
>>59172677
>I'm from Northern Ireland
you poor bastard
>>59172736
>>59172697
It's okay lad I understand and I'm not upset at you looking football
You lot just have a different way of expressing things I guess
>>59172609
*suck on your dong*
nuth persnel ki
>>59172621
we're not the same person and i have nothing
and i have nothing to add to what has been said
most people are self centered but women
are showered with attention from birth
so they take it from granted
feminists always talk about 'objectification'
but it goes both ways
for most women a man is a companion that
doubles as a utility (i.e wallet and/or bodyguard, fucktoy, emotional tampon)
Tricolour flag is a sign of degeneracy.
You're all druggos
>britfag with girl troubles over texting
you guys have confused me so damn much with all your advice
no idea whether to go cold, or to go hot or what now
>>59172769
>>59172814
just be yourself :)
>>59172795
>it was a bloody good match old chap
How's that?
>>59172777
I'm a nationalist fenian, but I'm not all that worried about unification so long as the ones down south invite niggers in and legalise fag marriage. I have no problem being mates with snouts and bantering them and being bantered back about religion and politics but deep down, I'm an actual sectarian and I would never marry a Protestant.
>>59172827
Sure thing lad, sure thing
Is being described as 'like my brother' by the girl I like good?
>>59172814
One piece of advice was consistent throughout the entire thread. Stop texting her first.
>>59172805
>*suck on your dong*
nice.... nice....
>>59172857
That depends what your brother is like really doesn't it
>>59172573
>>59172573
How am I projecting? All I'm saying is not to spend time talking with a woman online for extended periods. You'll save time and effort if you just ask if she wants to do something. You can tell how she actually feels much better in person.
>>59172857
Nope
>>59172845
Chip chip, cheerio
doing a poo
>>59172677
There was never a doubt you were a dirty taig, only a taig would post shit like Arin Hanson
>>59172873
The last two sentences were your projections.
if you go cold on a girl then she'll just start talking to one of the dozens of other thirsty orbiters
>>59172821
>amerisues
what is wrong with them
>>59172762
I'm a Taig. Some of my best lads are Orange cunts.
They scare me inviting me to Scarva for battle recreations. Can't help but think I'd be hoisted up on a bonfire.
Honest fierce lads though.
>>59172888
Keep us updated
>>59172873
most girls require you actually talk to them before asking to meet them in real life. if you go 2 years of online talking and not having met her, you're a silly man.
>>59172892
It's from my The Tester folder from 3 years ago.
>>59172872
Don't know him
>>59172874
I like her a lot though
>>59172765
and those girl alway go for the same type of guys
and always end up staying with them and complaining about their relationships
it's like the big unsaid about women that are with men that beat them
they had to choose those men and become intimate with them before the beating happen
we'd be better fucking sows in the mud
than allowing the filthy ribs of adam to do anymore harm
reee
>>59172905
just need to stop taking themselves so seriously m8
>>59172919
It came out very smoothly, I only had to wipe once.
having a go
>flavour of the month nigger having a public mental breakdown on twitter
they're just like us though :^)
>>59172902
even if that does happen, what's the issue?
you'd rather be strung along and have some optimism drummed into you when there shouldnt be any? i'd rather be alone and know it, than think i'm not and find out I am.
doing a do
>>59172930
i'm sure she has other guys who will listen to her problems. the fact she has a boyfriend makes all of our encounters weird as fuck, and makes how she portrays herself suss as fuck. basically meaning i'd never spend a dollar trying to please her.
>>59172985
no i agree i'm trying to hint to the deluded people who keep shitting these threads up with "talked to a girl today guys!!" that in terms of online communication women live in a completely different world and the only way to win is not to play
Y'know /brit, I haven't had a good reckon in quite a while
I reckon that that there is a damn fine sarsaparilla.
What do you reckon?
>>59172911
Is a taig a Catholic in NI?
gonna stop texting first
no idea what this will chive though
>>59172896
>Whilst yourtexting her, she's out there with a real person.
>You're just something to occupy her time with when she's waiting for a bus.
Maybe you're right but women will always have other men on the go.
>>59172884
>ICE
>LAND
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
LIKE WHAT A CREATIVE NAME RIGHT
HURRR, THERES ICE HERE, LETS NAME IT ICELAND
FUCKING HELL, LITERALLY DYING OVER HERE
>>59173046
Wtf is sarsaparilla? Fallout meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rx01igk5OI
>>59173045
that's why everyone is just saying to stop texting first tbqh. either make her realise she likes talking to you/having you there or free up your time and avoid heartbreak.
>>59173046
i reckon ur mum's a slag u fucking aussie abo fucknugget
>>59172985
That's why you go hot. If it works then congrats, but if it doesn't then fuck it, you knew what was going on all along. As long as you know what's happening, then you might as well try the thing that might lead to a ride.
>>59173070
It's kinda like root beer I think, never had it
wahey
willy
willy wahey poo
wahey
willy
wahey willy fanny paki poo
wahey
willy
silly, willy, poo
wahey
fannnyyyy
wanna have a go with you
>>59173059
You're projecting again. Just because a guy is talking to a girl, doesn't mean she has him on the go. What if you're the lad she has on the go and he's the lad texting her?
>>59173056
You're over thinking it desu
>>59173062
Actually Iceland is green and Greenland is icy.
Not sure how you managed to avoid this meme.
wales is the best country in the union if i am totally honest with you lads
>>59173116
Agreed. Cardiff shouldn't be the capital though
>>59173030
>i'd never spend a dollar trying to please her.
you'd be right i have a friend that's a girl and
when we take a coffee or such we always split
she has a boyfriend and i do the tampon because i want to not because i cling to some illusory hope to ever fuck her (not really attracted to her desu)
some women can be good friend but that's far from all of them
>>59173059
good looking men with game do that too desu
but it's easier for women desu
lots of terrible advice itt
>>59173107
every lad is on the go mate. Even it there's only one lad, he's on the go.
on the go
>>59173111
no shit man
i don't know what to do
i'm fuckin useless at this shit
never had a father growing up, welp
>>59173142
>Hi, I'm from France!
Getting my coursework assessed by my lecturer at 9am haha fucking hell cannot miss this or I'll get zero even though I actually did it all, just have to be there to answer questions
Will NOT be acknowledging any replies to this post
>>59173089
the thing about going hot is that you can start to convince yourself she likes you, when she's just being polite and replying. if there was a concrete formula to this, we'd be rich as fuck but in all of my experience both observing and engaging, going hot throughout just doesn't work a lot of the time.
it works well if you're good looking because the fact you're giving attention is enough but for everyone else, it's the sudden absence of it that triggers them.
>>59173107
>being this blue pilled
Any benders here that can answer a few questions for me?
>>59172669
hullo how u doin
>>59173175
I've decided to reply regardless
>>59173107
>Just because a guy is talking to a girl,
holy shit lol
> What if you're the lad she has on the go and he's the lad texting her?
you're both on the go, what about this is hard to understand?
>>59173150
you got any advice la?
>>59173191
DO NOT talk to him, he's weird
>>59173168
under-age. A least it isn't a dissertation
>>59173163
Just continue doing what you were doing before (i.e. just b urself)
>>59173183
>thinking the red pill has anything to do with women
>>>/whateverthelinktothatsubredditis/
>>59173166
me in the back
doing my job
>>59173116
Whoever wins the Euros should be head of the Union
>>59173209
Everyone seems to be weird these days
Damn shame
>>59173191
Don't feed Ice attension
>>59173180
Going hot doesn't work a lot of the time, but going cold literally never works unless she really likes you, in which case she'd go for it one way or the other.
>>59173206
You don't have a very high opinion of women, do you lad?
>>59173211
How am I underage, I said lecturer which implies uni
It's a 50% bit of coursework and they do this in person assessment to describe what you've done and answer questions about it to get the marks
Ever wonder if anyone with any notoriety at all frequents /brit/?
>>59172669
how SJW is the icelandic youth?
ive seen recently that video made by a political
party with young people saying 'refugees welcome in europe' and i puked internally
>taking dating advice from fat, autistic virgin neckbeards in their early twenties on a Nabooian dream weaving emporium
>laughingbradleywalsh.jpg
>>59173272
definitely.
t. notorious for unspecified reasons
No-one is giving me advice, help
>>59173254
Bet you're doing Comp Sci.
>>59173199
Heh I was lieing anyway
Well done you win
>>59173272
Anybody who's anybody frequents /brit/!
>>59173272
I'm one of the other lads in U2
>>59173295
Autism science
>>59173252
you're naive
there's nothing "wrong" with women being like that, you just don't have to play along and put up with that shit
Absolute kek laddies. Went to an expoly and I'm being headhunted before I even graduate.
Easy money lads.
>>59173289
>Nabooian dream weaving emporium
Funniest I've read in awhile. Have a (You).
unironically majoring in nuclear engineering
ask me something
>>59173291
Obama?
>>59173298
O-oh..
>>59173307
There was an Irish lad here who worked at a hotel bar and served bono, I kind of believed him, sounded convincing enough.
>>59173046
Based Cowboy voice.
Wish all Muricans spoke like him.
>>59173340
that genuinely was me
>>59173314
>play along
>put up with
What are you even talking about lad? Where's the playing along in a girl having more than one fella on the go without the others knowing? Where's the putting up with? You're talking shite.
>>59173340
Gift of the gab lad
They'll say anything for a quicky
>>59173221
>>59173221
>>59173221
New bread
>>59173307
whats your opinion of the brunch ice lolly
No clue why wartime political figures aren't killed more often 2bh
They show their faces publicly 10 times a day. Hitler was out in public all the time and he shot his damn self.
>>59173351
OH.. hello.
>>59173359
I'd give it a go
>>59173374
not really a proper way to conduct a war
>>59173373
It's fucking awful, should have stayed dead
>>59173377
hey, he hasn't come in for a while because one of the other bartenders met him in another bar when he was out and creeped him to fuck.
>>59173368
>thread is only 130 posts in
I'm going to ignore all advice and just act completely spontaneously and with the flow.
Hope it works.
Also gonna stop texting her first.
>>59173399
but a sure way to dominate one
>>59173374
no one wanted to kill hitler because he did nothing wrong
it's real autism hour
who tf up??
>>59173338
What's the best series to watch on Netflix and/or Amazon Prime?
All women are whores and liars. Don't trust them. I wish I was gay.
>>59173411
Good lad, don't listen to the PUA red pill autists telling you to stop talking to her.
i've never applied to be a janny because even though i'm a neet loser i'm not that much of a neet loser
Girl in uni accidentally confessed she listens to ASMR videos. Not sure how to use this information though.
So Sally can wait
>>59173457
Ask her who her AMSRfu is
And if she listens to it for the tingles
>>59173449
You're Australian, you can never be a loser in my eyes
>>59173408
Ah right, you still work there then? Thought it was a past thing.
>>59173446
it literally works though. i've never read pua shit but i'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not seeing as the phrase "treat em mean to keep em keen" has existed for decades.
>>59173423
The West Wing
>>59173446
>don't listen to the PUA red pill autists telling you to stop talking to her.
but i just said i'm going to stop texting her man
>>59173457
>I can give you tingles elsewhere if you know what I mean ;^)
>>59173357
>Where's the playing along in a girl having more than one fella on the go without the others knowing?
t.cuck
>>59173474
She let slip that she listens to it for tingles and to "feel warm". Her favourite vids are haircuts.
>>59173503
Does she have autism
>>59173481
I still work there, it's shit.
>>59173495
>without the others knowing
How the fuck do you play along with something you don't know about, you utter spastic?
>>59173493
Ahh yes you did indeed.
I must have subconsciously ignored that part of your post.
Carry on then haha
>>59173503
so she's autistic too?
>>59173481
Which one are you?
>>59172679
>implying we don't get more shit here
just click the catalog and you're guaranteed at any time to find some thread about us
>>59168314
do you ever unironically say 'innit'?
>>59173520
>>59173531
No. She's a very attractive, sociable girl. She is racist though, if that helps.
>>59173528
you can tell pretty easily desu
>>59173553
no because i'm not a chav
>>59173522
Sounds like one of those jobs that's great when you start but after time drags on a bit it gets a bit.. samey.
>>59173532
Which what? I'm not in U2 ngl
>>59173528
Because it's a woman lol
She knows it's too late
>women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F93ywiGMDnQ
as she's walking on by
>>59173533
The Americans will always do one of two things. They will either pretend they are Anglo or fabricate lies about Anglos to make being Anglo look bad.
>>59173579
I've been there for about 4 years. It's pretty much always been shit, but for different reasons.
>on dating site
>girl from Indiana messages me, calling me cute
WHY BOTHER
YOU'RE LIKE 20,000KM AWAY
>>59173646
proofs?
i reckon i should just make it a rule not to have female friends
like fuck em, date em but don't be friends with them
>>59173656
is she cute
>>59173634
Ah well, at least it's a variety of shit instead of same shit.
>>59173660
HE LIVES IN THAILAND, HE MUST BE!
>>59173656
It's not like she knows what that is in miles so just send her a dick pic
>Royal Mail has received your item and we'll attempt to deliver it today
1) how the fuck did they get my email to tell me this
2) i do not want to be awake at the time that they usually deliver shit for fucks sake
Can someone post the laughing Bradly Walsh pictures please?
>>59173634
hospitality is shit
innit
>>59173656
i message girls in the US constantly
insert smug frog here
Don't reply to him
god bless asda
>>59173695
it really is
>>59173191
Pretty gud and you?
raining out
>>59173693
We had our chance.
British weather
>>59173702
what should come naturally
>>59173553
it used to just be ironic but now it's about 90:10 earnest
>>59173614
i'd like to think most of the butthurt ones are just blacks/mexicans
but we know that isn't true
>>59173699
I remember seeing Chicago town pizzas posted on /ck/ and it triggered the ever loving fuck out of the yanks.
>Sister Act 2: Back in the habit
I just got that, very clever.
>>59173745
post it again lad hahahahaha i'll add to the dastardly scheme
>>59173711
im currently neet after doing one year in a 5 star hotel. i've done dishwashing before so i'm not too much of a pussy but holy fuck that job was bad.
literal slave labor on so many level with so much responsibility and things that went wrong
you had to maintain the appearance while fucking running you ass off stress as shit
>>59173672
Yeah
>>59173743
They genuinely believe the lies they are spoon fed as children. Shame.
>>59173745
>>59173773
>>>/ck/7659660
Let's see haha
I might off myself before I hit 30. No one I know in their 50s are happy. A 9-5 job for 40 years, a loveless marriage, not owning my home, baldness, weight gain. It doesn't sound appealing. Not a fan.
How do I subtly advertise to girls that I have a large penis
Interview at 10am lads
>>59173801
wear athletic shorts and no underwears
we already talked about that boganito
>>59173791
Yanks overcook things.
>>59173792
grow up
>>59173792
you'll be able to buy a house when the baby boomers die
>>59173791
Added to the bait.
Dude it's 4:21am lmao
>>59173825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV65tWCZALI
This Frog is packing.
>>59173830
They overcooked Vietnam for sure.
>>59173835
t.baby boomer
sign on in 7 1/2 hrs lads
shall i stay up
>>59173915
>He's sleep posting
>>59173830
>>59173893
kek
>>59173915
what for?
>>59173915
4 hours here
>>59173915
You're awake now.
Oh fuck. No Croissant and coffee will save you.
wouldn't mind not having an incurable disease that stops me from participating in normal life haha
>>59173883
would be pretty good without the gay singing
no wonder people think we talk like fags
>Angry femenist VERBALLY SODOMISED by charismatic willy woofter Milo Yiannopolous
>>59173949
That country used to fight for the empire.
>>59173825
Stop stalking me
>>59173791
hahaha i just added some spice to the dish
>>59173961
Fuck off Frogbro. I like it.
>Dawkins Debunks and DESTROYS the ridiculous idea of NOAHS ARK
>>59173980
Good lad
>>59173973
dick pic and i'll consider
>>59173985
>Frogbro
pic related
>when you start talking to an impressionable foreigner and crank up to the "culture" to 200%
THANKS MATE
SHE'LL BE RIGHT
OWZAT!
Who else has done this?
>>59173965
>willy woofter
The yanks aren't kicking off like I expected over the pizzas.
>>59174048
Intriguing turn of events
>>59174048
Need bigger bait to catch the whales lads.
>>59174048
hmmm i dont know what a good yank time to do it would be
you could always post it on here hahaha just post a photo of the chicago pizza and ask if it's like the real thing. i'd do it but the whole range ban thing puts a spanner int he works.
>>59173965
actual great post tbph
>>59174048
My beans on toast is doing OK
Have worse meals in my camera roll though, making a new one now
Which one of you faggots has the shitty toaster?
>>59174101
Me
Fucking student house mate
Think I'm gonna go to North Korea lads, find it really interesting
>>59174124
as long as you don't take the piss, you'll be OK
>>59174119
Not sure why that is
>>59174119
Amazing levels of unawareness
Sing it with me - despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage !
>>59174119
>she
fuck it, going to try and kick up the pizza thread to 400 degrees celcius lads
>>59174121
Kek
Sorry bro, I hate burnt toast
>>59174147
that's a great song you pleb
>>59174028
Down with this oh gosh stuff. We are enemies eternal. You will do well to remember it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQpBp6w37p4
Really enjoying this attempting to trigger yanks on /ck/ gimmick lads, keep it up
>>59174124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHMSGQwLPrA
>there's a lady that does that
>12 hours a day
>10 hours during which there is neither cars nor passerby
>>59174119
i remember that documentary
he was proper having a hissy fit because straight blokes just couldn't """"get over"""" the fact that he was a biological male with a cock and balls lmao
>>59174186
They're handling it pretty well tbf
>>59174187
is she even redirecting traffic
it's like she's just making gestures and nothing else
>>59174153
Then you would hate toast sandwich flambe, a traditional meal.
>>59174218
do a beer one. say american beer is shit and i reckon they'll kick off
Does anyone actually make poached egg or is it a national in-joke?
>>59174224
welcome to north korea
that woman is a puppet
every single inhabitant barring the very elite is one
just look at how fat the great leader is
>>59174183
i love new retro wave
your my new best friend
>>59174262
But it is.
Can /brit/ redpill me on girls from Liverpool?
>>59174262
Never been on /ck/ till now but if it's a craft beer like say, Lagunitas or Ballast Point, I'm sure some will flip their shit
>>59174119
I'd bang it and I'm fucking picky
