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>>7659986
/ck/ edition
Anybody else love beer
leelee
>>59175046
dat tryphobia
yeh
>>59175046
First for Frogbro synth.
just ate a genuine imported jaffa cake lads
need some milk to wash it down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKerS8Fdd3U
>>59175025
bet you'd like it if he did that too you fucking bent cunt
Sum up your town/village/country/city with muh
>America
>Muh freedoms
>Muh military
gf fell asleep last night while i was fucking her doggystyle, i kept going anyway
>>59174833
Loving this song man.
How come there's no talk of Eurovision this year (on /int/) ?
>>59175118
you can have mine bb
don't be shy x
>>59175131
you must be a god of sex
>>59175132
here's what i'm listening to now :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDAmqZUECgg
her debut has a cover of Arthur Brown's Fire which is pretty cool
>>59175119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-Ttk-qeGA
Reminded me.
>>59175136
There was a sticky thread with 2000 posts earlier you mong fuck off
>>59175136
Wait when is Eurovision?
Might post my penis on here sometime in the next 10 hours
>>59175178
Oh right
>>59175195
First semi was last night, like 3am or some shit I think.
>>59175216
sober up first
>>59175219
Why the fuck would it be on at 3am?
It was on at the prime evening slot... obviously
>>59175247
I'm talking about the timezone I and the person I was replying to are in.
>>59175166
It's like a rougher version of Room Mate.
Thanks for introducing me to her.
>>59175093
hate the stuff to be honest
always been a spirits+mixer man
wine is ok sometimes
>>59175265
All discussions must take place in GMT or BST
fuck off JF
>>59175216
Do it now so I can see it
ruined my life lads haha
>>59175167
damn heavy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkGb-wCfWmk
>vacation in London
>got warned baout the shit food Brits are eating
>eating in UK
>worst food I've ever eaten
>all this sugar everywhere
EATING CHOCOLATE BISCUITS BECAUSE I'M A FAT CUNT
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
If I was a girl I'd definitely get shagged by loads of black dick
Wouldn't you?
>>59175344
I fucking love you.
What can I follow it with it with..
>>59175367
fuck off murderer
>>59175363
mummy got this chocolate malt triple layer chocolate cake from some patrician bakery and i really want some but idk haha
>>59175219
Ahh shit
Not too bothered about the semis but I wanna catch the final
Will have to grab a few beers and make it a late one
>>59175383
U Wot m8
>>59175393
>cake
disgusting
>>59175414
because you're eating meat m8
it's his gimmick
>>59175286
because youre a fucking pleb cunt
dont post such peasant drivel here again
>>59175369
i reckon you could pretend to be a gril and be pleasurably impaled by 14 inches grilled meatsticks all the same
>>59175442
Beer is shit
>>59175344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR_xezW0FxY
>>59175442
that's pretty harsh man
i didn't insult you, just offered my opinion
>>59175356
Sorry we don't eat solely sausages over here you fat German fuck
Patrician tier alcohol:
>Jack Daniels + Coke
Muslims tier alcohol:
>All the rest
>>59175401
Not exactly sure on the times, but it if it's near reasonable you may even find a bar/pub it if it's touristy enough.
>>59175454
>>59175467
haha wahey
>>59175479
>>Jack Daniels + Coke
literally working class poverty bogan dipshit sugar tier
>alcohol
>>59175479
that's not cc & dry tho
>>59175507
alright what do you drink then?
most people don't actually realise how massive the world is
it's absolutely huge to be honest
>>59175478
>implying sausage is a main thing in germany
Kek. In comparison I was atleast in the country I'm talking shit about and made the experience unlike you, Cambodia boi
>>59175337
your life was ruined when you were born british
>>59175522
That could be better, I've actually only ever tried jack daniels rum haha
>most people don't actually realise how massive the world is
t. Sir Reginald von Hapsburgdorf, world renown anthropologist and historian
>>59175461
this one is a crapshoot, obvious choice was something by the protomen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jIhzl6t69w
>>59175484
Just arrived in a really touristy beach town so yeah good point
>>59175560
cc & dry is so fucking yummy and tasty
i highly recommend you try it
>>59175479
Jameson and a single ice cube. Black Bush if you're a faggot with the same.
Jack Daniels lol what?
>>59175467
learn to take banter haha top shabs right haha
>>59175552
I'll be in Germany in about 3 weeks, I'll get back to you and report on your suspicious phallic national cuisine Hans. Look out for me.
>>59175523
umm beer der xD
shiraz
scotch n soda
gin and tonic
>>59175534
ta mate
>>59175578
I'll get it next time I drink alcohol which will probably be on New Years Eve since I hardly ever drink.
>>59175552
Sausage is a big thing in Germany, more than you think. Germans are the only ones who eat sausage for breakfast. This means that Germans must dream of sausage, since they wake up, running to the kitchen, ready to cook sausage
>>59175600
will do m8
>>59175611
ah very informative
"Working" from home lads
Gonna have a smoke and wank
gonna try coconut milk in my coffee lads
givin up the dairy
wish me luck
>>59175602
>wine
puke.jpg
>scotch n soda
FOY
>gin and tonic
gin is rank lol
hahaha fatty
>>59175570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFdjfN7LNa0
>>59175652
ah yes i'll take advice from a jd/cc drinker ofcourse
spaz
>>59175611
the whole scat fetish thing could probably be explained by a freudian analysis of the sausage as a detachable penis that slide out of you with a shiver of pleasure to sit, limp and fuming on the chest of your lover
the ultimate poop chastity fantasy
>>59175640
get us a job lad, i'm qualified haha x
>>59175580
Have you had Jameson Caskmates?
>>59175611
well someone has to post it.
>>59175611
You're the samer fuckr who already tried to bait me in>>59174246. I swear, I recognize you.
>Sausage is a big thing in Germany, more than you think
Dude, I grew up here and travelled across the country quite often. I know what common and what's not. Except in Nürnberg where this is a "Delikatesse" you won't meet it that much.
>Germans are the only ones who eat sausage for breakfast
Get fucked. Everyone is either eating buns or
cereal/muesli. Never I've met anyone who went down the sausage route.
>This means that Germans must dream of sausage, since they wake up, running to the kitchen, ready to cook sausage
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59175679
not sure about this post lads
I've been told im a western expat lads
I LOVE BEER HAHA X-D
I love me some BLOODYMARY with some gin and JUICE
>>59175679
I think you're onto something. There is a hypothesis that the Germans love order, "ordung". The poop successfully leaving the body can be seen as God's ordung
>>59175611
Britain has more sausages than anyone in Europe. Britain has more ales and beers than anyone in Europe too.
Do we spoof about either? No.
We have wine too but we don't spoof about that because English wine is vile.
>nothin i like more than a dab of scotch in my cherry cola while i watch some Kpop and anime :D
disgusting runt
Why are people replying to the German shitposter?
>Sorry we don't eat solely sausages over here you fat German fuck
What else do you eat? mashed potatoes and baked beans?? lol!
are strip clubs still owned by the mafia?
>>59175765
Wtf is a cc & dry? Cherry cola and gin?
>>59175657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqA2evDu4Mw&index=21&list=PL6UGiY8dY-c1IzG61fkWnqT68bBrOklbq
>>59175759
(UK food is by EU norm really disguting desu senpai)
>>59175699
Nice work super sleuth, but I just got ITT, so that wasn't me, although I had quite a hardy chuckle at this accusation. There's nothing wrong with eating some good sausage for breakfast, it was just an observation that Germans really do eat lots of it. I heard Bavarian sausage is good. Nothing wrong with it
don't even have the motivation to fap
>>85
Canadian Club Whisky & Dry... I think.
>>59175786
wew
>>59175765
Pot noodle and coffee thank you very much
i don't wanna be an american idiot
>>59175785
canadian club and dry ginger ale
why did i have to wake up
>>59175786
A keeper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWCSw_cNxKc
>>59175849
>dry ginger ale
>dry
What is?
Just ignored German flags lads.
>>59175874
good post to be honest
>>59175874
No one listens.
>'Oldest axe' was made by early Australians
That fucking scale tho, they literally just found a small stone.
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-36256733
>>59175865
just a different type of ginger ale to golden ginger ale iirc
>>59175865
canada dry ginger ale
mother and not her son
>>59175874
how am i supposed to understand this
want to cook dinner tonight but don't want to walk up to the grocery store to buy ingredients
wat do?
>>59175863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIK5yci5uNA
>>59175874
i don't speak hitler
>>59175965
Muh Alan boi.
>>59175959
I thought Britbongs were educated.
I had the impression german was a standard language to learn in UK, especially in earlier times.
>make UK great again
>>59175965
because god is perfect while a king isn't
not that i agree with position
>>59175998
>I had the impression german was a standard language to learn in UK
>>59175981
Beast tune lad.
>>59175998
Why would anyone need to learn German outside of Germany?
>>59176030
i'm sure religious fag have an answer to that
i don't see god, if it exists, as something human
it's alien in the sense of a radical alterity
there's is no empathy but only cold calculating intelligence
>>59176063
yep, a bit of a waste that the rest of the stuff she did (and is on youtube) isn't as good at all.
>>59176066
Let's see. Because german (was once) the leading country in science. Especially in mathematics and chemistry. There was and is quite a lot of papers and specialist books written just in german.
Especially math majors were required to take german as a mandatory in University and school.
Plus, germany and UK was heavily connected in economic and academical terms. But well, most Britbongs I've met nowadays aren't even able to swim neither are they able to speak more than their own language. It really went downhill.
>>59176087
A creative force but indifferent to good and evil. There is a god but, it doesn't care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcH2iy3HO2A
>>59176087
Kind of agree, If there were anything I seriously doubt it'd fit into the religious narrative.
Would be some next level sheeeit beyond our comprehension.
>>59176130
So no reason at all then? Got it.
>>59176030
How is this guy in the BC era talking about a guy who invented the AD era?
>>59176173
>So no reason at all then? Got it.
>>59176130
I agree with the first half of this post
>>59176193
You know it's true
>>59176130
I studied German because I liked the idea of conversing with Germans. Germany is fucking beautiful too.
>>59176138
well i'm agnostic, i don't know and i think it is
important to stay open to the idea that maybe some people do know and not be that agnostic
that reject the idea that faith is wrong and can't access to the truth if there is any
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxvnba44u1c&index=5&list=PLCF7840D15E0B0738
>>59176087
Humans are gods, it's in the Bible
>>59176228
It's really just preference and I admire everyone who tries to learn something new. It's a good habit.
But watch out; your fellow countrymen might try to lynch you if you are not careful for betraying their world view.
>>59176220
I'm gonna denying everything!
>>59176228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ_9wZQuX5k
4 u
intro is long so skip to 2.10 if you can't be bothered
>>59176259
I like the one where when we die, we call get our own section of the universe to play Sim Solar System with.
>>59176268
good lad
just chilling with a beer by the pool lads
Had a cheeky lie in
>>59176348
looks comfy
>>59176282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBI-6rp7AzA
>>59176428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pg3DXUGjlU
going to sleep a bit lad
it's been a pleasure
American girl who told me I looked cute
>>59176348
Cut those weeds.
>>59176508
That Amphi vid used to bo 1080p oh well.
A pleasure too sir. Sleep well.
>>59176519
well no wonder she needs glasses then haha!
doing a poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_lMZtLWJOs
Lads
there's a brand of headphones called 'fanny wang' lads
>>59176519
le get in the bin
Is an Afghan qt a paki?
>>59176843
yes, afghans are closely related to pakis
>parents are out of the city from Friday morning to Monday morning
>have a car
>have an empty house
>no girls to bring over
hmm
>>59176905
hmmm get one over
>>59176543
Cut your own weeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjj0hHBvDg
>>59176956
haha
normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet
>>59176938
"Hi my parents aren't over this weekend let's chill" :)))))))))
>>59177007
or just say come over tbqh. you don't need to say your parents are out lol
it's not fair that other men get to have sex with cute girls and i don't
>The founding chairman of the Equality and Human Rights Commission under Tony Blair has warned that UK is about to “sleepwalk to catastrophe” because it’s leaders too “complacent” and “squeamish” to talk about mass migration.
>“Rome may not yet be in flames, but I think I can smell the smouldering whilst we hum to the music of liberal self-delusion”, wrote Trevor Philips, before directly comparing his stark warning to that given by Enoch Powell almost 60 years ago.
>>59177018
I don't have any girls I can say that to, I do everything through online dating and I don't have any fuckbuddy contacts left right now
am i still a virgin if i watch porn with a VR headset?
>>59176957
Not a convict song.
Ah McCain you've done it again!
alri
>>59177221
Wogs out.
>>59177208
This is interesting because McCain is exclusively potato products here.
>>59177074
get on the tinds™
>Bought a couple of these
>Wacked 2 in the oven
>Gave one to gf
"EWW.. it's not nice why it don't taste like real pork?"
Gonna eat an entire pizza lads wail
would totally fug justine schofield lads
>>59177347
I like your commie block, looks comfy
I won't fall in love no, not any more
I can't trust no one up in this world
I won't fall in love no, not any more
I can't trust no one up in this world
>>59177347
nice view la where u at
>>59177418
Near homebush in Sydney
>Police are still looking for a man who stole bus No. 59 from Rangsit bus terminal, drove the bus to pick up some passengers before he crashed it into another public bus and escaped.
absolute madman
>20 degrees
>90%+ humidity
kill me
>>59177644
its raining
watching a documentary on making of the hydrogen bomb lads
really wish I was smart enough to get involved in this sort of stuff tbqh
>>59177104
yes
quentin tarantino is a twat
>>59177715
Yes he is.
>>59177661
no it isn't
POO
i like scat
>>59177749
delet
>looking through amiugly on reddit
>not seen a single genuinely ugly person yet
so i guess that makes me a honorary aryan
>>59177776
what are soft drinks similar to coke in thailand?
very important
just got over my ban for gayposting.
how about we stop reporting each other?
thought you hated the janny not i find out you are all the janny's assistants
>>59177781
>being surprised that attractive normies attention seek
>>59177818
how long was your ban?
>>59177836
2 days
>>59177843
It was called 'King' something I think
Why the fuck is this slimey git representing UKIP in Wales?
Literally any other AM they just got would have been a better face for UKIP, especially Nathan Gill imo.
Hamilton just oozes an aura of a tacky Bond villain from the Moore era.
i can post here all i want
>>59177868
I don't know then, There's only 3 choices for cola that I'm aware of, and none of them are 'king' anything.
>>59177921
hmm
thought I had a vision in my dream
>>59177935
I understand the urgency now.
>>59177032
You have better chances then two hundred years ago. Back then girls were probably hairy and smelled like horses.
it better be only rasheeds who are reporting british people. otherwise it's treason then haha just like the guy says in the film
>>59177910
have fun xx
>>59177967
Thank you for understanding
It may still be a vision, contact me with utmost urgency if a brand name 'King' something shows up
>>59177978
*spin towards you*
the castle bravo bomb is a giant bit of banter lads hahaha
watching the new paul joseph watson videos
It is this Greek anon's birthday, and no one comes at him.
>>59177866
Let's wish him happy birthday
watching the new crayon pop fancams
Going to work
don't try and stop me
>>59178000
I shall, but maybe your subconscious is relaying this.
>>59178098
have a nice day
>>59178098
*tries to stop you*
alri lads, I'm up early
Brushing my teeth
>>59178098
Stop right there criminal scrum. You've violated the law. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
>>59178043
Good lad
Hope you're getting the cheeky morning Sargon and Molyneux in as well lad
Raining so the schoolgirls won't be showing bare legs today
>>59178241
The kilts look hot still
I'm squished up against the side of the bus near the back and some girl has scooted in next to me when there are free seats further up and is currently learning on my arm a bit
Hmm
>>59178241
Rasheed
multiculturalism is wrong
>>59178043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
>He got arrested for this
Think I could tolerate Paul Joseph Watson if he wasn't so angry all the time
>>59178331
proxy pls
>>59178390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lsAMcP14m0
>patterned tights to school
Whores
doing a poo at work lads
I just got reddit gold
getting pretty chilly rn lads hahaa send helppp
>>59178516
>>59178547
back to /lat/ faggot
hello brothers
>>59178563
Mazel tov!
>>59178613
Thanks
>>59178605
You must teach Sadiq Khan the doctrine of Ibadiyya
>>59178563
*tips fedora towards the kind stranger xD*
This is on the tube. What do?
>>59178681
all me
>>59178666
sadiq's goerge clooney tier looks and beautiful hair is a blessing from allah, i need to take a few tips from him desu
Literally within hours of each other
>>59178709
rip it up
bet you won't you giant pussy
why are Americans such memes
https://www.fb.com/acapellavideosofficial/videos/1217088908315402/
>>59178709
>class war
Bunch of angry jealous anarchist students that long for an identity and be edgy for the sake of being edgy desu
>>59175118
*presents a nipple for you to suckle on*
>>59178739
>blessed
>manlet
>>59178709
Go and man spread. Cross your legs and arms. Only a faggot will get threatened by a bunch o girls.
>>59178709
Just keep in mind those activists faint at the mere idea of blood.
>>59175699
>go to Berlin in the winter
>go to Christmas market
>surrounded by all this food
>decide to see what all the fuss is about with this sausages
>get a currywurst
>it's literally just a plastic sausage floating in some chip shop curry sauce
>German """""""""cuisine"""""""""
>>59178709
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manspreading
>Although the term is a 21st Century neologism, the concern about seating posture impeding space availability for others is hardly new.
>The earliest recorded instance of public commentary on this appears to arise from the "Omnibus Laws" of 19th Century London[13]—in respect of early horse-drawn buses, and intended to make travel more enjoyable—which included:
>"Law 5 – Sit with your limbs straight, and do not with your legs describe an angle of 45, thereby occupying the room of two persons"
The name is stupid. The logic is flawed. But the reasoning is sound. If you're sat ther with your legs taking up other people's seat space (probably have your arms on both rests) then you are a twat.
>>59178842
>still falling for tourist traps
shiggydiggy.
I bet you even paid 5 Euro or similiar for it
>>59178792
you can see the lust in every nu male in that picture. them imagining khan taking their daughters.
TAKBIR
>gavin mcinnes is the co founder of Vice
now that is ironic!
might get out of bed
>>59178388
really?
Doing trying sort out my life
Just applied for 4 part time jobs, gonna go to college and I'm going to stop smoking weed every day
>>59178681
>what is irony
mong
>>59178756
to be fair the bloke on the left was psychotic
>>59178866
nope, can't remember where it was but it was really nice apart from that
>>59178857
"manspreading" is literally something you do when you have the luxury of space to do it. i've literally never seen someone refuse to stop doing it thereby forcing someone to sit elsewhere. it's like shaming people for putting their bag on the seat next to them when no one is wanting to sit there. utter stupidity.
NEW MOGGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUvp82zzoIU
>he will never speak at your meme uni
fucks sake
http://youtu.be/ZctZRm0_chQ
>not manspreading to assert your dominance in your carriage
I always find the biggest strongest man and stare right into their eyes until they look away deeming themself inferior and then i sit directly next to the prettiest girls and watch over them with my large, spread legs
betas will NEVER know this feel
>>59178857
>The logic is flawed.
>But the reasoning is sound.
How is that possible?
Also I love the "Your balls ain't made of glass and won't shatter if you keep your legs straight". Some femaley people clearly have no idea what their talking about.
>>59179018
>democratically elected
>huuuurrrr why is he da prime minstah
>>59178906
Yes
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/09/nazi-salute-dog-man-faces-hate-crime-charge-scotland
\//\
>>59179072
dear oh dear
>>59179072
>caused offence and hurt to many people in our community”.
that's literally why he was arrested hahahaha what is the fucking point ay.
>Queen says Chinese officials were 'very rude' during president's state visit
>‘Oh, bad luck,’ Queen tells police commander in charge of visit security, in off-guard moment caught on camera at Buckingham Palace garden party
WAR SOON LADS
>>59179072
That's it lads, I'm never returning. Britain is finished.
>>59178882
literally who?
>>59179121
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/11/queen-chinese-officials-very-rude-xi-jinping-state-visit
CHINKS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>59179131
this big right wing journalist who's like a middle-aged, straight hipster version of that milo bender
>>59179149
think you're allowed to be rude to whoever if your nation is funding the northern powerhouse
>>59179149
I'm sure they'll be crying at the thought of some powerless old lady thinking they're rude.
>>59179149
if we in the western world have learned anything it's that the PRC really just doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of the PRC
>>59179118
WE MUST PROTECT THE SENSITIVE MINORITY.. ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵖᵉᶰˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃʲᵒʳᶦᵗʸ
hi lads I work for MI6 and we just found out that there's going to be a nuclear terrorist attack on Washington D.C next week
not going to tell them though because they're not in the EU x
(I'm only joshing if any GCHQ lads are reading, I did get a permit from the ministry of jokes)
>>59179231
wew
It is time.
>>59179309
It is indeed
>tfw you turn bright red and start sweating a lot in a crowded area
just happened to me in a grocery store at peak hour haha
>do a post
>thread dies
fuck off
>>59179357
What sparked it lad
>nobody will ever miss you this much
Ah, the runts are stirring.
>>59179394
started worrying about my appearance :-\
>>59179415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKXO02VGrQ0
>talking to friends
>he says something
>come up with witty retort
>realise it may offend a minority group in the primary content and 3 other groups in the secondary implications
>tell my friends to hang on
>call the ministry of crude jokes and humour
>ask to be transferred for the immediate usage offensive joke permit type III
>put on hold
>give my citizen ID number as well as $250 bond refunded after official clearance of my actions proves no over stepping of permit type III bounds
>get clearance
>hang up
>deliver joke
>friends don't know what i'm talking about because i was on the phone getting permission for 45 minutes
ffs lads...
>>59179398
excited waggy woof borkin at extremeely hihg decibel
>>59179454
better to be safe that sorry mate
>>59179415
Probably for good reason tbf
>>59179502
yeah it is for good reason, i'm pretty fat and have man boobs, but stressing out about it while shopping isn't exactly making me any slimmer.
>>59179498
>that
Homosexuality is a sin
>>59179357
yeah iktf hahaha
i was anaphylactic but still hahaha
>>59179561
Judge not lest ye be judged.
>>59179559
OMGGGG SO EMBARRASSING xD
>>59179561
Prolly, but it feels fucking nice
