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/balt/ + /ausnz/
post kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3jNaKRyxcI
Hi lads.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36263685
lol
she called chinese dignitaries rude or something
>ywn meet the queen
Opium wars III when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRoIQEsjDds
me with the shirt lads
>The Queen said someone was quite rude
>National headlines and media outrage
I don't understand it desu. Is it just a slow news day or what?
>>59179668
Probably never, sadly
http://youtu.be/MsYT47BWHms
Old memes
>>59179638
well they are rude. its literally a thing.
the communists discouraged manners because they associated that with china's imperial past.
that is historical fact and im guessing the people that visited here were of the generation that was directly influenced by the communist regime.
>>59179692
It's out of the ordinary for the queen to speak as such. Especially regarding anothe nation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vsGCmurWf0
Here's forty shillings on the drum
so many fucking top notch girls in town and NOT ONE OF THEM IS MY GF
WHAT'S THAT CUMMING OVER YOUR MUM?
IS IT A /BRIT/ LAD?
IS IT A /BRIT/ LAD?
>>59179773
pls stop
I just remembered I was the first person ever to say "tips fedora". Too bad no one will ever believe me, rolf.
>>59179756
Tell them niggas free Meechie Ho
Someway free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teaming, ho
Mitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
>I just remembered I was the first person ever to say "tips fedora"
>>59179752
I got baited out in this video, can you delete it please don't want to get doxxed
>>59179794
stop what
>>59179775
need to buy a new razor
>>59179841
Tbh la it's your own fault for being a beg get me bruv
>>59179814
Come, thou Fount of every blessing,
tune my heart to sing thy grace;
streams of mercy, never ceasing,
call for songs of loudest praise.
Teach me some melodious sonnet,
sung by flaming tongues above.
Praise the mount! I'm fixed upon it,
mount of thy redeeming love.
2. Here I raise mine Ebenezer;
hither by thy help I'm come;
and I hope, by thy good pleasure,
safely to arrive at home.
Jesus sought me when a stranger,
wandering from the fold of God;
he, to rescue me from danger,
interposed his precious blood.
3. O to grace how great a debtor
daily I'm constrained to be!
Let thy goodness, like a fetter,
bind my wandering heart to thee.
Prone to wander, Lord, I feel it,
prone to leave the God I love;
here's my heart, O take and seal it,
seal it for thy courts above.
lads
laaaaaads hahahahahaha, laaads
>>59179877
>even Britain's right wing parties want more Muslims
JUST
>>59179919
Give me St George in my heart, keep me English
Give me St George in my heart, I say
Give me St George in my heart, keep me English
Keep me English to my dying day
No surrender
No surrender
No surrender to the IRA (scum)
Oy vey
Nobody, I'm nobody, I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo, I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor, if you get too close to me
>>59179915
fucks sake senpai
really want a summer dress qt gf
>>59179948
It's a facade so people won't call him racist
>>59179948
>ukip
>right wing
I've such a thing for an old woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VerK4zwMRQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-J95fYuVz4
hate when mum talks just for the sake of talking, half the shit she says doesn't even make sense... like seriously, just stfu if you don't have anything worth saying.
Hey /Brit/ check out this poll that was on Reddit
http://www.strawpoll.me/10182727/r
It's scary how many of them walk among us
>>59180087
my mum constantly comes into my room without knocking just to tell me about stupid shit i don't care about
she's only caught me wanking once though
*watches as a wasp flies near one of my runts and it begins squealing in fear*
*gets out fly swatter*
*beats the runt mercilessly with it until it stops squealing and moving*
ahhh.... peace
>>59180103
you new? aussies carry this general haha
>>59180092
No.
You walk amongst us.
I need to drain the main vein.
Doing a dank
>>59180154
>>59180150
>>59180142
>>59180126
>>59180103
>>59180087
>>59180034
>>59180029
not an argument
We basically have the fate of the EU in our hands lads, if we vote for Brexit we basically kill it, if we don't it will continue
>>59180150
which australian are you?
>bender
>abo nigger
>arab
>action poster
>>59180137
>she's only caught me wanking once though
lol that's fucked, did she actually see your dick?
>>59180150
You're being saps in other threads btw. Just saying.
>>59180092
>It's scary how many of them walk among us
what, 6?
>>59180190
nah dont think so, already had my laptop over my willy when the door was halfway open
>>59180182
*grab you by the hair and brings it down to my arse before sharting horrifically*
what do you think, sweetie?
Whatever happened to people calling people "dorks, nerds, dweebs, doofuses, and geeks"? I never hear those words anymore
filtered the brits xD
>59180214
no
fuck off aussies
>>59180234
good lad
we carry this general
>>59180234
I take that as a personal insult
>>59180233
fuck off back to yankistan you snivelling little shit
>Gordon Brown: quitting EU would not be British
ah yes very impressive
>>59180257
stay in your lane Bruce
you're a guest here, but you'll never be part of the inner circle
haha i might actually just filter the poms haha as if that wouldn't be fuck off funny to filter them in their own general
Austrians out
Canadians out
I hate Iceland
>>59180241
Our son Straya carries /brit/ when we're asleep faggot.
They're insane but they're what we made them.
>>59180279
asdfg
>>59180279
Literally just did it
This is now /aus/
>>59180278
haha lad are you really going to try and have a superiority complex about who makes what threads on 4chan? reevaluate mate
>>59180292
enjoying london Bruce?
>>59180292
>faggot
fuck off yank
tbf it proabably is time Australians leave
come on lads
>>59180265
I'm obviously already in that place. Notice my flag
New Skepta single is shite lads
>>59180323
t. Minister of Propaganda for /balt + ausnz/
>>59180294
dangerous gimmick
>>59180323
i've actually come to the realisation that a lot of poms are just cunts to use for no reason
seems a bit dog tbf
#AustraliansWelcome
>>59180311
NI actually cunt. Not somewhere you enjoy. Like working in Melbourne.
>>59180323
gonna stay just to spite the racists :D
well good morning, looks like a very friendly thread where everyone gets along
>>59180363
fuck off you clog wearing cunt
*notices increased runt activity in shed 6B*
hrrmm..
*turns the cameras on*
*some of the more ignorant and ugly runts are forming a group in the corner*
*they're squealing something about "filtering the poms"*
hmmm?
*turns the hoses on and they scatter immediately*
do NOT bite the hand that feeds, runts
>>59180383
theres only 1 race:
the human race
why are we being bullied ;_;
>>59180364
>>59180372
t. neets that are upset with the state of their lives so they resort to lashing out at innocent australians
feel a bit sorry for you tbqh x
>its an "australians fuck off" episode
we just want to be loved we have feelings too ;/
>>59180383
Quality fucking quality haha
>>59180343
>>59180350
yeah brits have been mostly boring bitter cunts the last few months anyway
except that one gimmick lad bless him
Hmm, I'm the only member of the /brit/ Inner Circle on at the moment. Interesting.
Saudi Arabia is a cancer on the world
>>59180387
>using an australian gimmick against australians
systematically racist
>>59180397
nice meme
>>59180400
I didn't respound to any aussies you bogan spastic
Just here for the (You)'s desu
>>59180422
this
cultural appropriation
>>59180387
t. an Australian gimmick
>>59180421
neither are you, omar
>>59180363
stick a tulip up your arse and jump off a windmill you clog wearing nonce
>>59180421
neither am i to be fair but i live here :)
>>59180438
I'm just here for the poo, and it looks like I found one.
>>59180417
r-rude
@59180422
>australian gimmick
*takes aim with my elephant gun*
goodnight runt
>>59180428
but why would you hurt my feelings by calling me a spastic then?
might smoke a spliff lads
>>59180457
Easy now, he's a regular lad.
right lads, should we to go to /bantz/ or some other general?
What about /fr/?
>>59180422
>>59180452
b-but we invented that!
"reevaluate"
>>59180480
just did m8
>>59180474
yeah sweetie "@[postnumber]" is also an australian gimmick
x
tread carefully love you're on fertile aussie ground -- compost with only our freshest shit
>>59180492
good lad
whats causing all this anger
bottled it again lads
had the perfect chance to ask her out and did nothing
>>59180474
>*takes aim with my elephant gun*
>goodnight runt
literally words taken right from posts months ago
give up
>>59180486
just banter mate dry your eyes
>>59180488
dreaming
>>59180452
Are you implying you invented the runt meme? Because that was me. I invented it about...2 months ago. Maybe more. Check the archives
>>59180488
ummmmm excuuuuse me? i'm pretty sure we invented AND innovated that gimmick, maybe you should get your facts right before creating another post hun x
>59180493
That's right my little puppet, fill my overflowing bank with (You)s.
>>59180474
that was fitizen's gimmick you newcunt
>>59180507
rough bruv
think birds are having sex near my window laddies
>>59180507
Sort yourself out. Only live once and nothing really matters. Get in there.
Unassociated tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhZdL4JlnxI
>>59180513
>>59180544
BIG
AUSTRALIAN
GRINS
SMALL
BRITISH
HANDS
>>59180524
russell howard on the right?
>all these cunts taking credit for my runt meme
>>59180528
*checks the archives*
Ahh yes, error 404, how convenient
Little do you all know that I long ago masterminded this systematic unrest with my powerful mind and by installing post provocateurs
>>59180528
no
>>59180537
howling
*howls*
>>59180552
FOJ
*makes the puppets dance and twirl*
>>59180534
>getting your knickers in a twist over fucking gimmicks
take a break
ATTENTION AUSTRALIANS
CODE BLUE
SHOOT BRITS ON SITE
>>59180576
>the term "knickers"
yet another item in the shipping container of australian inventions
I created the runt gimmick check the archive 6 months ago
>>59180594
l i t e r a l l y piss off
>>59180587
Very rude
>>59180576
LOOOOL
NICE DAMAGE CONTROL
>>59180517
>dry your eyes
I've been saying that on /brit/ for years. I am proud someone picked it up.
M-my son.
Say it again...
I AM IMMUNE FROM CRITICISM
>>59180609
im not abo though so ???
>>59180630
>asian girls
disgusting
>>59180594
>1 reply
Do you realize how long I've been on the Chan to smell a sameguy when I see one?
>>59180552
read this as
>thick birds are having sex near my window laddies
got very VERY excited
Hmm, oh yes i do love me some propaganda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKDgFCojiT8
muslims out
RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT
AAAAAWWWRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
post great tunes to perform a poo too
i invented the meme "dry your eyes, son"
>>59180641
>tfw no high test gf
>>59180669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
>>59180598
no it isn't though
>>59180623
I certainly didn't pick it up from you
don't reply to him
>>59180674
post bomb vest
>>59180669
>>59180669
http://youtu.be/8jHXu86O01w
Literally invented all the /brit/ gimmicks worth half a shit. Watching you little pawns scurry around at my feet, squabbling amongst yourselves, brings me nothing but joy.
>>59180689
>look we invented this
>n-n- you didn't
meek little pawn
scurry along before i put you beneath the heel.
>>59180622
>doesn't even have a response, just sobbing
absolutely excellent
outdone yourself bruce
>He's not a literal gimmick
Brits are nothing more than pawns on my chessboard.
*manipulates the prawns for my own pleasure*
heheheee... crustaceans
>Bruce in charge of inventing anything
this shrimp's been barbie'd
>>59180689
You're everything I hoped for.
I may shed a tear..
>>59180029
This is what retards believe
AUSSIE M8S CATTLEDOG
I REPEAT
CATTLE DOG
*throws a shrimp on the barbecue*
*it squeals in an Australian accent*
the best gimmicks are those invented and posted by Australians
the gf literally bruised my penis whilst giving me a particularly vigorous blowjob last night
what an absolute savage
>>59180748
lmfao'ing family
>>59180734
Which one are you? Not that it makes a difference.
I invented the Australian gimmick
might end it though, think it's run its course
I declare that we swear allegiance to the French
>>59180764
>shrimp
yank, YANK
I don't under why we're aruging
>>59180777
*reflects your lmfao back at you*
>>59180812
have you come out to your parents as gay yet?
The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing gimmicks. They think a gimmick is something that slackers can do, or assholes. It's not true. A gimmick is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /brit/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing a gimmick that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your gimmick into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a gimmick first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about gimmick is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.
>>59180812
Haha indeed.
*sets the australian bush on fire*
yes I am referring to your mum and I do it every night
>>59180812
Bruce is getting brave again
he has to be put back in his place
>>59180818
>it's a 'pom gets desperate so photoshops an image' episode
give
up
lmao
*sighs*
*puts down FT*
*exhales cigar smoke*
*stands at window in deep thought*
*returns to chair*
*presses big red button flanked the by the words "BRITAIN"*
*ground shakes momentarily*
*return to the FT*
>>59180835
>realize
stopped reading here you disgusting yank polyp
>>59180843
*gets Bruce's mum to look at me*
*her soaking wet fanny puts out the fire*
>>59180847
my name isn't bruce ffs why does everyone call me bruce it's fucking jono fucking hell
>>59180858
i'm not gay but i would 2bh
>>59180882
Jono, do you prefer thick or thin socks?
Stay at home never go to Straya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm8duRDsS8E
and it's all gone quiet over there
>>59180882
shut the fuck up bono
>>59180903
poms once again getting trial'd by fire
shame they couldn't chin a bit of tit pulling
might smash in the face of the next fat sunburnt british spaz with my anti-brit club
yea i was right two pretty doves were going at it feel like shit for cockblocking the male and stopping the miracle of life lads should have not checked what were they doing did not know birds are so vocal during sex
*lowers the latest issue of the atlantic*
*sees the british children playing their games in /brit/*
*sigh and shake head*
they'll tire themselves out soon
*goes back to reading the atlantic*
>>59180926
Post fucking machines
>>59180920
wouldn't be hard they all look like pale little girls
Ingrate polymorphuses, slime of weasles!
If Brit is good he can use swear words on a anime forum later :)
t. British Government
>>59180929
Sort yerself out you silly cunt.
>>59180920
you couldn't hit water if you fell out a boat bruce don't get brave
my wife's other half could lay you out no qualms
>>59180957
f--k off
doing some poo
You're lucky America is asleep, or you'd be getting fedorad out of the wazoo right
It's almost time
nice of Bruce to give Prince William and Princess Kate such a warm welcome to Australia
>>59180976
>>59180974
enjoy the present I'm about to lodge in your forehead you utter paste cunts
>>59181000
stop festering on it mate
and this is the thanks I get for teaching the runts language
>>59180997
yeah mate dead scared
counting my blessings
>>59180917
Weren't poms though. You fed on your own. Would have been good with yanks.
>>59181000
Is this was England look likes?
The new Star Wars was quite shit tbqh. It didn't even feel like a star wars film, the atmosphere felt off
>>59181039
they probably conspired with poms
Does reality feel "too real" to you sometimes? Everything's gone weird as fuck, I'm either crazy or trapped inside my mind what the fuck
*opens the hatch to my chamber of runts*
*lights a cigarette*
*starts smoking like a chimney*
*exhales the smoke into the chamber*
*closes the chamber*
this helps to strengthen the immune system =)
>>59181040
Yes, that's London.
>sunny day with a cool gentle breeze
>suddenly feel an unbelievable wave of nogf and a strong desire to be outside sitting on the grass socialising
feel sad 2bh
>>59181040
Read this in a Mexican accent.
>>59181053
Look up hyperreality on Wikipedia
Because of all the information, reality is breaking down.
>>59181059
i dont want your wank tissue you weirdo
>>59181053
*rattles your cage and you look around in fear and confusion*
Heheheh.... little runt. Third eye clamped shut.
>>59181067
Tinder
>>59181065
American heritage = baldy salami head being carried
Everyone else = Brits?
>>59181090
3rd eye was actually created by a kiwi
went to a discount massage parlour, it was self service
>>59181067
That's not northern hemisphere grass.
Fucking desert grass.
We don't have grills with arses like that neither.
went to a discount hairdressers, it was self service
>>59181053
I got some really bad Dejavu yesterday and it really fucked with my head for the rest of the day
I get really depressed when I start questioning what reality is
I mean, what is it? consciousness? what's that?
>>59181105
Got no Facebook, no mates, no smartphone. Made my own bed I suppose; all there is to do now is lie in it.
Read this backward:
suna
>>59181000
we just like her because shes hot.
if she was as ugly as him, we would have redirected their flight to Papua New Guinea detention centre. They would have never known.
*sucks your cock*
*deepthroats it*
*works the bollocks*
*makes eye contact with you throughout*
*takes your load on the face*
This thread is a sorry reminder of the collapse of British civilisation
>>59181146
1. Fake Facebook
2. ???
3. Nox app player (http://en.bignox.com/)
Bruce's pineal gland status: locked down like a pearl within a clamshell
>>59181106
Bretty much.
Can't find anyone to have sex with
>>59181146
>Got no Facebook, no mates, no smartphone. Made my own bed I suppose; all there is to do now is lie in it.
iktfm8
>>59179593
virus do not click
>>59181160
>They would have never known
why, because both your populations look like niggers?
>>59181188
Sign up for NASA
Lads, what do you say to a girl to comfort her when she says she feels ugly? I don't fancy her or anything, so I don't want to say she's beautiful and give her the wrong idea.
>>59181167
I don't like eye contact. I've a pillow over my head imagining it's your mum.
me and the lads
>>59181178
>2. ???
I thought Tinder pulled pics from your Facebook? No mates means no photo albums, no pictures of me out with the lads, no pictures of me taken by a third person, no nothing.
People will think I'm a serial killer if it's just one photo of me, a selfie, looking like a melt.
>>59181188
Go to Melbourne. Their main export is sluts that are probably fuckable if you lower your standards enough and/or get drunk.
>>59181217
tell her to stop being daft, she knows she's good looking but she's just being modest
>>59181217
Lie like fuck.
Buy her shoes or dump it.
>>59181217
tell her you've seen worse
dude this whole thread was fuckin pwnage lolol xD
>>59181227
me wearing the hat
>>59181217
She's an attention whore anon and you're her little moon
>>59179593
new pape desu lads
>>59181217
A million poets working for a thousand years could not succeed at describing even three-eighths of your beauty.
>>59181239
Nobody is going to think you're a serial killer if you have a Tinder profile with 2 or 3 selfies
>>59181227
Pointy hat really becomes you.
>>59181217
shag her just to be a good m8
>>59181239
you can pull photos from your phone now too
>>59181227
me on the left
just ate the last chocolate mums not going to be happy haha
>>59181255
this.
>>59181270
hahaha
>>59181203
nah, because a detention centre run like a prison by Australians, and an old prison colony probably have a lot in common to someone who doesn't care.
>>59181258
Fuckin abo cunt
>>59181227
Me on the right
You're all nothing more than closed minded and ignorant runts who are overly vocal about your worthless opinions.
>>59181217
tell her she isn't, unless she is, in which case say nothing
>>59181290
You wouldn't have if you cared anyway.
>>59181315
>I'm so ugly :(
>hmmmm how about the weather hahaha
>>59181203
yeah cause everyone in australia looks like a nigger
top british education right there
No matter what type of person you are, someone hates you just for being yourself :)
>>59180416
same
Feelings that are better than sex:
Heroin.
Cool breeze on a warm day.
Baseball bat shits.
>>59181339
wasn't aware of this ngl
Want to walk the doggo to get some sun but I'm waiting on the post man to deliver some plant food and don't really want my parcel to back to the depot.
Been trying since the start of April on Tinder & OKC to find a girl to fuck. Few dates but that's it.
No good at this
>>59181347
the only people that I know for a fact hate me are the biggest deadshits I know hahaha
>>59181350
what about a warm blanket on a chilly morning
>>59181350
I would love heroin too much, I could never try it because of that
>>59181347
lad i would never hate you for being yourself
>>59181217
Tell her the truth.
If she's hot, tell her you'd do the fuck on her.
If shes ugly, tell her you'd do the fuck on her if you got drunk.
If shes anything inbetween ugly and hot, you know what to say.
>>59181347
and mark my words, they shall feel my wrath
someone make a non australia edition
>>59181227
>my helmet hurts
>think I got a small one and I needed medium
>I need a piss
>this sword is fucking annoying
>wish I was at home playing risk
>is that a camera?
God damn it
>>59181378
You and 95% of the world m8.
>>59181369
There are probably more than you know of, no offence haha
>>59181368
*wanks really friggen hard*
hYAARRGHhh... hYRAAAAAAARGHhh
ahaha
Having a shit at work
>>59181294
might get it framed
>>59181217
lie
>no no you're heaps hot dont say that [etc]
girls do this all the time. just tell them what they want to hear
>>59181395
hahahahahahahahahahaha good catch mate
>>59181227
never imagined hitler as a top hat guy
>>59181350
When you piss after holding it for ages
>>59181378
It's dangerous stuff. I was an addict in my early 20s and fucking loved it, miss it immensely, more than any person. Sad, I know.
>>59181395
terrible
>>59181397
I'm sure there are but I'm just speaking of the confirmed ones
doesn't bother me tbqh I see them once every 3 years or so
>>59181408
sweet, I hope its not one of those pasty ones where you gotta wipe 400,000 times, for your sake.
>>59181350
that's just like your opinion man and I respect your right to be objectively wrong, but:
-hot cup of cocoa
-rain on a tin roof
-listening to classic australian songs while driving 200+km in your ute, kelpie by your side
-cultivating the british inferiority complex online through targeted memetic psychowarfare
