brits out edition
crayon pop
/balt/ + /ausnz/
>>59181433
still filtering the poms what am i like
WARNING: ANY GIMMICK BELOW THIS LINE I CREATED
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>those home made flags
quite touching really
AAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO
katie x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CuAzb-hW4c
>>59181464
neat
da dada dada, da dunananana nana
da dada dada
GHOSTBUSTERS
da dunananana nana
>>59181239
I only have a couple of selfies on my Tinder but I still get matches. Stop overthinking things you mong, nobody analyses your profile this much, women aren't as autistic as men.
>>59181449
>once every three years
why even bother seeing them at all lmao
>>59181480
hey that's my name
gf's bull dumped her lads, she's inconsolable
shut up
Shut up
>>59181520
no, your name is bruce, dazza or shazza like everyone else here.
>why yes, i do think hating people because of their skin colour is perfectly acceptable
Wish I had Aussie mates D: if I come over there on a working visa will some of you lads hang out with me??
best things in life:
-hot cup of cocoa
-rain on a tin roof
-listening to classic australian songs while driving 200+km in your ute, kelpie by your side
-cultivating the british inferiority complex online through targeted memetic psychowarfare
-relaxing in your yurt with your kyrgyzstani wife
>>59181516
I just bump into them every now and then, I haven't planned to hang out with them in like 8 years
TELL ME WHY I HAD TO BE A POWERSLAVE
>>59181540
That's patrician.
>>59181540
shes really cute but wtf
Has anyone here been declared bankrupt?
>>59181554
i had some. they're nothing special
>>59181554
I'd hang out with you, but you wouldn't hang out with me desu
>>59181540
i sort of feel bad for whoever had to clean that up afterwards.
>>59181554
doubt it mate we're probably different ages, enjoy different things, have different outlooks on particular things, who knows where you'll go if you come here, the list goes on
>>59181544
yes and products made in china are just as good as those made in other countries :)
we are all the same, everything is the same :)
>>59181588
Not yet
all that's needed for victory is the pride to win
>>59181581
Sam Neil is in it. She fucks an octopus in the end.
>>59181540
is this how periods look ew
>>59181600
absolute madman
>>59181627
kinky
>>59181554
if you're not a freckle fucker, I'd consider it
Asus ZenFone 2 - any good?
>>59181560
STANDING LIMIT OF AN ENDLESS OCEAN
STRANDED LIKE A RUNAWAY LOST AT SEA
ANYONE COULD TELL YOU ITS A PRISONER'S ISLAND
HIDDEN THE SUN FOR A MILLION YEARS
>>59181347
no no no
EVERYONE hates me
>>59181648
Ask /g/
>it's an aussie launches a logical fallacy assault episode
>>59181560
>-rain on a tin roof
nah just me and the sis chewing corn
>>59181648
Depends. Are you a runt?
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>59181667
>promoting consumershit on /g/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59181651
you know it, cobber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
>>59181669
>t. 25 minutes late
sup pakis
>tfw only one more week of holiday to endure
>>59181681
i'll check YOUR spam box m9
>>59181677
Mate, this Aussie gimmick is fucking shit.
>>59181600
elf & safety would do their nut if they saw this
>>59181704
ramadan already?
>>59181681
>"mom! dad! I got a reply back! I've got a job!"
>>59181704
Why didn't you do Greece cunt?
We did it reddit
>>59181713
runtposting is one of the best gimmicks tbqh
Rank Muzzies
Kurds
Turks
Bosniaks
Indonesians
>>59181627
sam neil isn't in a Clockwork Orange?
>>59181745
Indonesians are really nice lads Tbh
then Bosnians
then Kurds
then T*rks
>>59181439
POP POP
CRAYON POP
>>59181731
wasn't my choice laddie, if I'd wanted a holiday surrounded by turks I could have just gone up to tottenham
>>59181745
turks
bosniaks
indonesians
...
...
...
...
k*rds
>>59181745
the chinese indonesians are nice cause they're not from the mainland but all the other ones can get fucked haha
>>59181704
>sup pakis
my favourite paki word is chutiya and it's my favourite because it's insulting and it's the only one I know
>tfw you wake up knowing you don't have to work and can do whatever you want that day without having to interact with anyone
Unfortunately, I didn't get that feel today as I'm working later.
>all these chink expats getting mad on facebook because the queen said Chinese officials are rude
>>59181742
It's an unsophisticated gimmick for an unsophisticated gentleman.
>>59181698
Only one. Someone has to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
I just reported a captcha saying "select all the pickup trucks" because there were only pictures of utes.
just doing my bit tbqf
>>59181785
haha what a twist your post took m8, A+
>>59181600
>tfw your feet pronate too much to ever ski decently
At least there's snowboarding.
there's a dingo in me ute
People actually think Turkey will be joining the EU anytime soon.
>>59181780
"laand" means cock in one of the indian languages
was the go to insult for a bit in sixth form
>>59181817
Crikey
>Mate, this Aussie gimmick is fucking shit.
>>59181820
>UK leaves
>continentals get overun by swarms of turks
sounds good to me
>hello jobcentre? Yes yes I am pleased to inform you I have a job! I am working for a large website
>I will need to remain on bennies however as I do the job for free
>>59181817
i for one blame the chinese
>>59181745
>dutch indos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> indonesians
>bosniaks
>kurds
>turks
>>59181816
Boarders are a plague though.
>>59181844
Yeah, you're not joining the EU though, Mehmet.
Mum's gone away for two weeks. I've run out of clean clothes. Don't know how to work the washing machine so I just showered in my clothes and ive put the radiators on full to dry them. It seems to have worked pretty well, don't know why people don't just do this instead, save on washing machine power usage.
I'm going to call a bruce truce
glad we all had an opportunity to let off some steam but you blokes are alright really
>>59181872
pls be real
>>59181812
Proper rused you, didn't I.
found a very fedora post lads
>>>/fa/11270574
christ /fa/ has gone to pot
>>59181878
a fuckin bruce truce
that shit is gold
>>59181872
literal definition of a melt
Why is Ribena the best fruit squash?
I mean, I've tried some good ones; Coop's Lemon & Lime, Asda's Apple & Pear, but none beat Ribena.
>>59181872
When this happened to me I just unironically ordered a load of cheap t shirts to wear
>thought i'd eaten all my eggs
>found a bit of one left with a joocy yolk under a piece of bacon
noice
>>59181856
>le pining for relevance
>le trying to teach people about the netherlands via subterfuge
why are you so embarassing henk?
>>59181878
whats a punch or 2 between mates
>>59181905
>the fucking Ribena lobby is back
shoo!
>>59181905
Have you done the American Snapple?
Ids vile sweet but they love it.
>>59181900
>christ /fa/ has gone to pot
>gone
It has always been terrible, it's simply /r9k/, for faggots who think skinny jeans, designer stubble and woodcut tattoos makes them individual and unique
>>59181900
christ what a conceited little cunt
>>59181931
>American Snapple
Never seen it, lad. Will keep and eye out for it though and give it a blast.
http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/10/londons-new-mayor-warns-trump-let-in-muslims-or-they-will-attack-america/?utm_campaign=atdailycaller&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social
probably why he doesn't want them coming...
lads a dingo just stole my shitposting manual. what do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMhkYlS33c
lads.
SOOOOOOON™
>>59181907
I did this the first week, I bought three white shirts from Tesco, they weren't very cheap, though, £7.99 each, but tesco is the closest shop to me. They all got dirty in a day each, I probably should have got black instead, but it was a different material and a little more expensive, so I just got white. I didn't want to buy another three shirts, and was fast running out of pants, figured why not just shower in my clothes. It does basically the same thing as a washing machine anyway
>>59181865
I think we're more of a problem in Europe where there's more people and fewer resorts. Not a big deal here though.
>>59181962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>59181957
feed it a baby
Haha yes, excellent thread.
Remember to enjoy Walkers™ Crisps lads.
>>59181957
Just wing it, you'll do fine :)
>just paid £15 for a pair of Oakley Jawbreaker glasses from China with 4 interchangeable lenses, hard case, carry bag and all the other bits and bobs
>RRP £130+
>literally cannot tell the difference
>have been tested and the UV lenses do provide full protection
>know several people with them
>they all love them
Fuck Luxottica
>>59181957
Meryl Streep
wife's son won't go to school lads
>>59181954
>Breitbart
>>59181917
why are you still posting brum get a job
>>59181997
>>59181997
>Oakley Jawbreaker glasses
>Gay
Reminder Iran and Afghanistan were pretty civilised before Islamic nutters got into power.
>>59181997
What a complete bender
>>59181997
I've got some cheap "Oakley" sunny g's which are fantastic, probably cost like 7 quid and I doubt anyone would tell the difference.
>>59181979
True, they're only really a problem on crowded slops. Some of them have a habit of sitting down just over the edge of a mound, so you can't see them until you're almost on top of them.
this may be a controversial thing to say in brit but fuck islam
>>59182015
>>59182019
>>59182033
They're for Skiing and cycling, not to wear in the street, gay boys.
>Oakley
>>59181983
>>59181988
>>59181998
good posts
>>59182011
you know a site is shit when their greatest asset is a histrionic faggot
>>59182046
This may be a controversial thing to say to a Jew but the holocaust is a hoax
>>59181980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkpz7UGfKAo
Africa, Mexico, Sicily, Tihuana. India, Osaka, Indoneeeesia
YES I'M THAT PREACHER EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT
THE DOCTOR WILLIAMS GIVING OUT THEM RED HOT LESSONS TEN DOLLARS
NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY EVERY WEEK
ALL THE WAY DOWN THE EAST COAST
FROM BOSTON CLEAN DOWN TO ATLANTA GEORGIA LAST WEEK
I TORE DOWN THE EAST COAST
AND FROM SOMEWHERE I HEAR
DO SOMETHING TO HELP YOU
DO SOMETHING TO HELP YOURSELF
COME GET YOUR MOJO HEY
GO IN TO ATLANTA CITY AND BE A WINNER
GO DOWN TO ATLANTA CITY COME BACK FAT AS A RAT
WHY SHOULD YOU BE A LOSER WHEN YOU CAN BE A WINNER
>>59182050
that doesn't make it any better. just wear normal skiing goggles and stop being a shitty cunt
>>59182063
>histrionic
>>59182023
I've been unironically travelled through Iran, there's nothing wrong with the people there. Literally everyone I met there tried to give me something for free, whether it be cigarettes, tea, fruit, whatever they seem to have on them really. I think it was partly because they had probably never seen a westener in their country before.
>>59182014
>tfw going to apply for a job in the US this afternoon
wish me luck
>>59182069
1 pol pot wasn't enough tbqh
>>59182023
>whores flaunting their uncovered legs means civilisation
okay rorke
>>59182046
>jew picking a fight with the official brit religion
shit mate you're all piss and vinegar tonight aren't ya. spoiling for it!
Gonna go gym in a full grey tracksuit its so cold
Even grey nikes
*arrives in the thread*
*skips straight to the bottom without reading any of your pooey posts*
Hahahaha mercd
>>59182096
10 million.
>>59182085
I also do a lot of Cycling, should I wear goggles then too?
>>59182087
all those things had explosives in them m8
DAILY DOSE
A
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D
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>>59182115
never go full slav
>>59182117
did i aks you
lads
what's the difference between australia and a muller corner?
if you leave a muller corner out in the sun for several hundred years it'll develop a culture
>>59182043
Ok. I think the problem with snowboarding is most people who ski, have families that do. They learn it when they're young. If you don't ski growing up, you probably just pick snowboarding if you had a choice at 20. So there's a bunch of shitty snowboarders.
It would be more of an issue if here you had to pay as much and travel as far to get to a ski hill. But season passes are $1000 max, for a place like Whistler. In BC you're rarely more than a 2 hours drive away too.
You might have a class thing going on with it. But poorer rural people here are more likely to ski.
Got some lamb and mint kebabs for tea.
Quite excited.
hailing outside lads
maybe all this bad weather will bring a gf my way
>>59182096
If that was you earlier, then that's your Stalin back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8I2bfCm4c
>>59182142
bant
>>59182075
>>59181980
>>59181962
>tfw no more vuvuzelas
>>59182087
>there's nothing wrong with the people there
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ashura&biw=1525&bih=674&tbm=isch
>>59181997
state of these specs
you paid £15 too much
>>59182096
>tbqh
You should use ``tbqf'', tbqf
seeing a jew saying "honest" just confuses me tbqh&f&si
>>59182179
good
>>59182184
what in the actual fuck are these disgusting things
>>59182158
>If that was you earlier
when exactly? I'm a different shlomo that was strolling by and felt the need to get back at him for his holocaust deniying commnents.
>>59182190
LET ME BE FRANK
>>59182149
PAKI FILTH
Really don't like Dave Cameron. He's a pretty turd PM who has had it rather easy due to an awful opposition.
Wish David Davis had won the Tory contest back in 2005 instead tbqh.
>>59182209
face fedoras
Watch out.... Runts about
my glasses broke not long ago and i was considering buying oakley or ray bans. is oakley really fedora
>>59182184
Kiddie-tier
>>59182090
300k starting?
>>59182235
>Buying branded sunglasses
Just how calcified is your pineal gland?
>"I doubt anyone can tell my knockoff shit is fake"
>>59182096
Hitler had the right idea tbqfwymbnf
>>59182216
Nowt wrong with a bit of foreign food, lad.
>>59182271
never bought a pair of sunglasses in my life
you're all plebs
>>59182250
us wages are p high ngl, hopefully somewhere around $50k inshallah
>>59182215
>LET ME BE FRANK
You be frank and I'll be shirley, ay!
>>59182217
gas all the pollies, except for farage who will just get a solid belting. the lad needs to up his game
>>59182287
get mine in poundland cos i lose them so much lol
>he didn't buy some knock-off Ray-Bans off a looky-looky man on the costa-del-sol
are you even British?
>>59182215
No worries lad. During/after the Eurovision sticky an Israeli lad posted some Stalin gifs. He has a thing for Stalin apparently. That was one he shared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amR6-neQBPE
>>59182291
nice, gl
>>59182287
Need them for driving desu otherwise I have a sneezing fit when the sun shines in my eyes
>>59182277
Gary, pls.
>>59182296
wew lad, so the rumors about aussies being sissy bois are true?
>>59182277
>the guy who allied with fucking ITALY and the japs had the right ideas
ayyy lmao
>>59182309
not a chav
anyone else know this feel
Pure Rasheed
>>59182310
sounds edgy as fuck. the Whites should've won the civil war even tho they were anti semitic backward cunts.
Get a life bloody Brits
>>59182309
wow it's depressing talking to my mum lmao
>>59182342
not me, no
Muslims complaining about the police using "allah akbar" in a training situation, yet there's not a word mentioned when actual terrorists use it when actually fucking kill people
Actually insanity
the queen is a lizard
the chinese are some weird type of computer people
not sure who i empathise more wtih
>>59182332
Didn't say he was perfect
The Jewish extermination stuff though was pretty spot on
>>59182364
He was alright.
>>59182309
>>59182377
>>59181785
Do what you want at home. You need to work if you want money though and do what you want.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-2015-Bamboo-Sunglasses-Men-Wooden-Sunglasses-Women-Brand-Designer-Mirror-Original-Wood-Sun-Glasses-Oculos/32553936612.html
Thoughts on these bad boys?
>>59182354
>but what about muh 1850 muh opium wars muh Koh-i-Noor muh aboriginals muh slavery etc.
>>59182409
>aliexpress
my nigga
>>59182382
Which Muslims are complaining exactly, attention-seekers on Twitter?
>>59182409
like pic related better 2bh
>>59182332
>>wew lad, so the rumors about aussies being sissy bois are true?
surely they're not true m8
>>59182354
Khan't handle the banter, lel
>>59182364
imho russia will always be fucked regardless. Slavs gonna slav, etc etc
>>59182401
Rey Beri
that's the one, same make i've got
seal of quality, proof that DC is a man of the people
>ahh yes the official name of my country is prefixed with the word "United"
>>59182364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TAlS7J9Ofk
the royal family and elites are literal reptiles
>>59182409
ask /fa/
they seem to know what they're talking about when it comes to fashion
>>59182430
oops, yeah meant to link those instead
>>59182426
ayy
sophie
>>59182442
>>59182384
>The Jewish extermination stuff though was pretty spot on
>implying that really happened and wasn't a frame job to end nationalism in Europe and make it spike for Israel
WEW
E
W
>>59182448
Looks like a baldie with a wig
>>59182430
clog
>>59181433
what flags are the burning? they're not union jacks
>>59182438
>proof that DC is a man of the people
Kek.
It's funny when politicians desperately try to connect with the public with things they have no understanding of, like football.
>>59182427
it's surprising that these middle aged PR retards are still braindead enough to cave into the permanently enraged PC twitter mob
how can people be so basic
>>59182457
i will crush you
>>59182437
slavs are white niggers tbf, and I'm pretty sure that most of the aussies on this board are bi/faggs. there was a whole thread about this subject a while back.
unbreakable kimmy shit
>>59182457
delet this
>>59182382
The drill was of a Daesh attack in Britain.
The police call them Daesh because they, like the government acknowledge that Islamic State are neither Islamic nor a state.
So if their acted attacker is not Islamic, why was it necessary for him to shout Allahu Ackbar (which means God is good FTI) before the bombing? It was racial profiling and religious percecution under the guise of counter-terrorism
>>59182442
Funniest thing an Aussie has ever posted on /brit/
>>59182465
They're poor imitations
>>59181433
>200+posts
>45 posters
>thread created 43 minutes ago
I haven't seen this much active shit flinging in /int/ for quite a while
>>59182490
>Islamic State are neither Islamic nor a state.
well meme'd
>>59182469
I would agree with you there. Doing so just gives more power to this collective fucktwattery.
Fucking hate Twitter.
>>59182478
>and I'm pretty sure that most of the aussies on this board are bi/faggs
I come back after a few years and this is what we've got now?
Even that masie faggot was better than this
>>59182507
>I never come to /brit/
Hi
>>59182529
didn't even notice you were gone ahahaha
>>59182507
clearly haven't been in a /brit/ for quite a while then
HELLO?
>>59182382
What a fucking joke. They were enacting a suicide bomber. What else would they say? For the glory of Rome?
>>59182542
r-rude familia
IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?!
>>59182490
what else would he shout? or would he just run it, wave his hands about and wait for the """bomb""" to go off?
IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
>>59182529
Daily reminder that maisie is a retarded dwarf.
me IRL
>>59182558
>gif
>>59182568
make a meme out of my post PLEASE
chakras are aligning
>>59182558
my gf lads
>>59182578
no bully pls.
>>59182573
Get out of my head Bruce
>>59182478
>tfw a tranny
every australian is a faggot confirmed
>>59182555
>>59182568
>>59182573
screencapped for win xD
*hands 1 internetz for you*
>>59182607
post boipucci pls
>>59182587
My meme making software is at home la'
>>59182573
I LIVE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FEAR AND MISERY
DO YOU MISS ME ANYMORE?
>>59182604
sloth-looking cunt.
>>59182611
add me in the reddit crop
>>59182625
nah m8
no boipucci 4 u
>>59182542
that's the magic of imageboards isn't it, we're all "anon" here and so you never know when someone is or isn't posting :)
>>59182578
looks a bit like a pug. I couldn't fuck her, I'd fear her eyeballs might pop out.
>>59182650
you got it buddy!
>>59182490
Rasheed
