Sam Cuckly edition
*waifuposts*
>>59183317
first for FOOKIN LEGEND guy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>59183365
can you adopt a name or something so i can filter you?
sophie
who /wearing womens jeans/ here?
How long does it take to do a 5000 word project lads
>>59183408
I usually crack out 750 words every 2 hours
>>59183408
bout 5000 words lad
>>59183418
Grow up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmhK6MHS40
>>59183408
depends if you know your stuff or not
you could type it up in a day, but if you need to research it could take a few
>>59183402
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU GOT ON YOUR SHOULDERS
too bad I'll have to DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
>>59183408
If you can type at 50 words per minute, that would be one hour and forty minutes.
>>59183252
Tragic, lad.
I feel bad for the youth of today, most will never know what it's like to go to a pub, or abar and not have a smart phone shoved in their fucking face every minute, so some cunt can share the moment on Instragram.
Or have an embarrassing moment recorded and slapped on YouTube for the whole world to laugh at when in times gone by it would have only existed in the memory of a few people to reminisce about in their latter years.
>>59183418
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
on tablets now for it.
>59183418
alri poleashit
>>59183476
nah
>Girl sends me snapchats about random shit I don't give a shit about
>Ignore
>Girl sends me snapchat that is slightly racy, maybe a bit of skin on show
>Reply
>She ignores
>Realise all women are attention whores
>Proceed to ignore her from then on, no matter what she sends
>She can't stand me ignoring her need for attention
Literally hate 21st century women
>>59183504
make me
wen u go gym bare but still ent checkin no tings
>>59183462
>or abar
Is that in Morocco?
>>59183404
i was curious. answer my question snow nigger
>>59183523
I know that feel still senpai
WHOOOOOOOOOOO CAN SAYYYYYYYYYYY WHERE THE ROAD GOOOOOOOOOOES
>>59183513
what are your experiences with women from other centuries
>>59183540
i'd pork her pie if i'm gonna be honest with you my froggy friend
>>59183540
high test
back from my job interview
autism didn't show through too much
pray for me lads, sick of being a wasteman now
>>59183539
>>59183529
Very good. I can only assume you're an Aussie here in the UK with such incredible "bantz".
>>59183552
Well your mum was decent from the 18th-20th century
Fucking boomers haha
>>59183539
NAH
speak yer mind nowadays and get called a racist unbe-bloody-lievable
>>59183566
All the best m8
just offed myself
>>59183552
>To dislike something it has to be relative to something else
is this a meme?
>hurr durr 2016 is going to be the year of the gf guys i swear, i feel it in my bones this time
>5 and a half months later, close to 0 progress
>the "aussies out" autist is still going
It was kind of remotely funny before and the free (You)'s were nice but now it's just pathetic
>>59183596
its only been 4 months moron.
>>59183610
It's the autistic poster who also has the two alter egos of poleashit and 190kg
>tfw no Israeli gf
>>59183581
>>59183610
>tfw no aussie flag so missing out on the all free (you)s
how easy would it be for you aussies to find a koala
>>59183317
So when is a civil war going to happen? Your country is too fucked up to be considered an "Anglo" nation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGPEaorSuA
>>59183566
Good lad. I'll say a prayer to St. Antony. I think he finds things. Find you a job.
>>59183596
>tfw pretty involved at this point with some girl but she lives in another country
Pissed off that I let this happen again 2bh
>>59183610
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>>59183567
OUT OUT OUT
>aussies are so arrogant and self-absorbed they think they're actually wanted here
Kek. Just cos some of the pakis on /brit/ claim to like you, don't think this general would be a lesser place if you abo fuckwits topped yourself.
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>>59183653
take off
>>59183640
>this post was literally written by a fat smelly american weeb from his 60% white country, the majority of which are krauts, who classes USA as an anglo nation
Very important poll, lads.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
>>59183650
>tfw i was one of those
feels so fucking good to make it to the top
>>59183679
>>59183684
good posts
>>59183680
aaahahahahahahahah
chill OUT
poleashit xx
>>59183639
ANSWER THIS QUESTION
>>59183680
I'm no paki cunt and I love our lads. This spamming is annoying as fuck however.
http://www.parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/93a979e7-4c8a-4d3f-89b1-529df4b4cad4
E-petition 116762 relating to the Government’s EU referendum leaflet
>>59183719
never seen one out of a zoo
>>59183705
stop fucking posting this
they are both very good lads
and both accepted non-JF status in /brit/
there are some workies with loud machinery outside
>>59183713
IN
>>59183706
OUT
>>59183684
SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
>>59183653
>>59183676
Don't like these foreigners. The odd 2/3 regulars are OK but this recent influx is making /brit/ lose its authenticity
>had 1.5 hour exam in the morning
>exam starts
>suddenly need a shit about 15 minutes in
>hold it in for the remainder of the exam
>eventually finish the exam
>rush to the toilet
>release
>it was just a fart
I probably failed that exam because I couldn't concentrate.
>>59183705
Very un-british to favour the Irish over loyal sons of the empire tbqh
>>59183749
>don't know if I'm welcome or not
help lads i've got a 400 word essay that needs to be completed by monday and I haven't even started
stressin x
>>59183680
>abdul trying to switch it around
hating australia is about the most rasheed you can get desu, they're the same as us
(if you're white)
>>59183745
t. Rasheed O'Mohammed
>wake up
>sudden backlash against aussies on /brit/
What happened?
why is bernard even in the race still? he's going to losee to shillary
>>59183775
You are Irish. The shit ones.
>>59183765
If you didn't want a general flooded with outsiders, shouldn't have named it after Britain.
>>59183770
should've let it rip during the exam m8, might've killed some of the competition too
>>59183823
just the autist poster who has the two alter egos of poleashit and 190kg going a bit insane
>they're the same as us
>aussies
>the same as us
>this is what pakis think
I don't eat enough to poo once a day is this bad
Poleashit on aborted narrative watch
driving my car to work for the first time today
wish me luck lads x
>>59183872
Keep up the good work
>>59183583
haha
>>59183875
think of it this way: there could be northern irish posters here and you would never know
The ONLY invited nations to /brit/:
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Canada
>Netherlands
>Thailand
>Ireland
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36263685
wew
>>59183909
what about good yanks
>>59183909
>>Netherlands
>>Thailand
fuck off
/brit/ countries guest list
NON JF status:
>anything with a union jack plus are irish lads
JF status but welcome:
>good western continental lads (netherlands, france, austria, denmark)
STRICTLY NOT WELCOME:
>the rest of the world
MOST DEFINITELY NOT WELCOME, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
>yanks and pseudo yanks
>>59183909
Why are you excluding your former ally?
Hahaha "allies"
took sum pills to go and study but sat here on 4chan
>>59183765
I don't mind when the odd Jap or Kraut pops in and posts some batshit insane comment. But this place is full of tedious fucking insecure Aussie and Canuck teaboos, who think they're "British" and try too fucking hard to fit in and humour folk with their dogshit gimmicks.
>>59183946
same :3
>>59183923
Thanks for the speedy update, you absolute doorstop
daily reminder that:
no evidence
no proof
that poleaboo exists
Are poleaboo and a good 2 hours really played an Aussie
10/10 give him a bafta
would smash JoCo's back doors in
>>59183909
>>59183930
>Netherlands
Kill yourself
aussies are bro tier
>>59183937
Fuck off chink. Only Asians allowed Hong Kong
>>59183938
why not just say great britian you undercover yank
>>59183905
Except when you sat Belfast is a shithole (which it is) and they sperg out.
>>59183930
I really like this post.
>>59183983
rasheed
>>59183986
t. singh
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ GUESTLIST
encouraged:
>australians, yanks
welcome:
>everyone else
not allowed in at the door:
>poms
My work shoes smell SO FUCKING BAD. You ever smelled a decomposing animal? That's what they smell like.
I can't wash them as they're heavy steel toe caps and don't want to buy new ones as these aren't really beaten up, just smelly.
>>59184029
dont like this post
>>59183909
t. false flagging paki trying to destabilise /brit/ with his multiculturalism shit.
>>59184003
not gonna lie, I was there once and it was quite nice. still hate all those ''''''''''''''''''''patriotic''''''''''''''''''' unionists though, fucking scum
>go on computer every night
>"ok gonna do more of my med application"
>go to application
>LIST EVERY COMMUNITY ACTIVITY YOU HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN INDIVIDUALLY WITH A SUMMATION OF YOUR ROLE IN 450 CHARACTERS PLUS APPROXIMATE DATES OF BEGINNING AND ENDING THE ROLE
>close window
ffs they're due in like 2 weeks hahaha
>>59183566
>>59183887
>>59184036
Same fag
PSEUDO/SNOW YANKS IN
>>59183986
t. paki shit stirrer
>>59184061
>COMMUNITY ACTIVITY
mention /brit/ :3
>>59183909
And Cambodia
One free (You) to go thanks xo
>>59184036
look up how pure your steel is and shit because you can put shoes and certain fabrics in the freezer and the cold kills the smelly bacteria
>>59183983
Netherlands is a regular, cunt. How many times do people need to be told.
>>59184061
janitor applications closed weeks ago la
its a holiday in cambodia
>>59184089
t. fuck off
>>59184036
odor eaters, you melt
>>59184099
What flag is that
>>59184103
would you like fries with that?
>>59184118
lol
>>59183909
This is the closest to the truth
>>59184124
I think it's cambodias
>>59184126
Does my flag have 50 stars?
Going shopping soon. What new foods should i buy?
>>59184117
It's always holiday in Cambodia >>59184124
Cambodia
>>59184096
if i was a janny i unironically could hahahaha. i'm so fucked for this aspect of it. ALL of my references, which are absolute A grade shit, are in professional component.
I have sweet fucking nothing to put down hahaha, while the people who get in do shit like home building in somalia and shit like that.
having a wank
haha so true
>>59184156
curry
>>59184156
cornetto choc n ball
>>59184156
chicken
>>59184156
Ingredients for salade niçoise
>>59184121
We're peaceful nowadays but this lad could be taken care of.
I am literally smarter than all of you combined. I have class as well, unlike you troglodytes.
>>59184157
>people who like aussies are pakis
retard
When will the US elect their new president? How much longer do we have to hear about this fucking shit?
I'm so tired of HEARING ABOUT IT!!
It is also, easily the most LAUGHABLE election in AMERICAN history.
>>59184180
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>>59184195
you're all fucking useless la
>>59184204
Hahaha submit that to unilad
>>59184173
just make up some bullshit
when i have to answer a similar question i come up with some shite about playing football and pretend i still play for a sunday league team
>>59184156
coffee crisp
>I am literally smarter than all of you combined. I have class as well, unlike you troglodytes.
>>59184156
Ribs
Which would you choose lads
>Isle of Man
>Jersey
>Guernsey
>>59184220
November
>>59184218
they are.
>>59184232
this is for medicine though. they literally call every single reference you put down. i'm 100% professionally, that's fine. community i'm utterly fucked hahaha so i'm just gonna leave it blank and focus on a good professional and personal statement.
>>59184252
Jersey
would go for a pint with the sheikh
>>59184242
I bet you've never even lifted a page of Noam Chomsky or Richard Dawkins. You're what we classy gentlemen refer to as, a plebeian.
>>59184269
put a cork in it lad x
>>59184252
Whichever is furthest from the godforsaken mainland
>>59184228
I hope there's a representative of each of us ahead of you in the queue so you can think about your choices
This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others. In addition to my duties in /brit/, I shall have further such meetings later today.
DAMN
>>59184228
*slams fist on table*
*BANG*
NEVER insult cornetto choc n ball again, hear me you pathetoc little runt?
*kicks your knee, making you fall down pathetically*
>>59184269
What are those things dangling on the sides? Marshmallows?
>>59184268
just tell them you're 1/16th abo and get fast tracked through
>>59184252
Does Isle of Man have better weather because it's sheltered more?
Flag looks like some Silent Hill shit.
>>59183408
I'd give it a week considering you'll need to do research. Typing it up would take like 2 days just bashing it out though
>>59184172
its tough kid but its life
>>59184295
butt plugs
>>59184256
TOO LONG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
me blurry in the back
>>59184303
mate i literally researched my family tree looking for aboriginal heritage but unsurprisingly found none hahahaha
>>59183877
no, especially if you are still alive.
*legal disclaimer:
this unless you're very underweight and weak. this post was not responsible for the deaths of any anorexic posters.
>>59184305
reminder that the '''''''''''king''''''''''' of the isle of the man is some fat muh heritage yank mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmnteHKg_c
>>59184269
I have a bucket hat and literally use it to m'lady
>>59184305
Nah it's colder because it's further North and windier because the Irish Sea is fucking crazy
Hodgson delayed to reveal his England squad for the Euros, can already tell it's going to be a disappointment.
>>59184305
Jersey has great weather, can't say for Guernsey but Isle of Man has bretty British Irish weather. The shelter means nothing.
>>59184331
I have this song blaring from my shitty daewoo lanos
>>59184357
Because the squad got leaked and there was a huge backlash lel
>want to buy a powerlifting belt
>the best one at the lowest price has some gay logo sprawled across it
ffs lads
>>59184337
excellent picture
Morning lads
listening to some grime
>>59184357
It always will be, cos retards will get upset when their favourite meme player is omitted. Roy can't win with our fuckwitted fanbase.
>>59184375
Really? Who was in?
>>59184344
Jesus christ
>>59184381
I hate waking up so much
I would honestly love to slip into a coma and spend my life that way
@59184385
nig nog detected
oh heck
>>59184385
very good lad
>>59184409
fuck off rorke
testing mobile IP rangebanning to see if like v or vg
>>59183580
geg
>>59184393
>tfw bf2 map based off falklands
>tfw argies are the paki team
top kek
>>59184375
Ah, yes the "leaked" squad that included Luke Shaw who will not be fit to play.
Can people with thin lips be trusted?
>>59184419
Mfw I'm going to heaven and all you degenerates are burning in the lake of fire and AIDS forever
>>59184379
just get a strengthshop one, what will you be doing with it? You won't need an Inzer or anything like that unless you're moving serious weight/doing a lot of strongman stuff like yoke runs
>>59184438
>replying to a 30 minute old post
Fuck off
>>59183513
this bost is legendary 4chins complaints
>le girls from other centuries were so much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLU9Nj5LZDw
>>59184453
literal charcoal nig nog detected
@59184430
t. angry nig nog
>>59184453
Hello Olamifide
>>59184395
It was a fake, but retards assume anything posted online is correct and factual.
Lads what would you honestly do if tomorrow Cameron announced he has given the Falklands to Argentina and Gibraltar to Spain in an attempt to improve relations?
Would you riot or just post on /brit/?
>>59184419
Oh eck
Listening to some Zimmer, unironically too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxabLA7UQ9k
>>59184409
your nig nog detector is WAY off xxxx
>>59184430
cheers lad
>>59184481
Would go to Spain and celebrate the great victory with mi hermanos
>>59184481
if he did that the government would collapse instantly, no riots necessary
>>59184467
:p relax yr sphincter. i just got here m9
>>59184341
Confirmed on dna.ancestry that I'm 1/64th Enjoy Sunshine
Can't help but feel a bit sorry for my great-great-great-great-grandfather Diego having to make a new life in fucking scotland of all places after his boat got sunk
>>59184481
Cameron wouldn't do it, Corbyn would, but luckily that's not going to happen
>>59184481
Wouldn't give a shit tbqh. Both of these BOTs exploit the UK so they can get to fuck.
Why do Brits hate on us Pakis but give Nigerians and Indians a free pass
>>59184510
it's MIS hermanos dumb shit
just did a very big, very satisfying poo, although the number of wipes needed was a bit higher than i'd have liked
>>59184515
Just kidding mate I don't mind if you reply to a two day old post to be honest hahaha xx
>>59184532
Because P*kis are moslem
>>59184518
>Corbyn would
Proofs?
>>59184453
no. so many Bond villans with thin lips.
>>59184532
they're bro tier and integrate
and not islamic scum
get really turned on by one sided events
wanked earlier to a chess match
>>59184518
>Corbyn would
He couldn't even if he wanted to.
>>59184553
just google corbyn falklands mate, it's on record
>>59184536
Yeah I realised my mistake immediately but counted on Brit to know nothing about Spanish oh well lmao
are you less likely to get banned if you have a 4chan pass?
>>59184564
you should fight me then
you'll be cumming in your pants whilst bleeding to death
>>59184344
My mum knew some guy who somehow inherited a village in England and he got all of his tenants removed.
>>59184356
Atlantic is like that. Newfoundland gets the most snow in Canada aside from some mountains in BC.
>>59184385
Had a friend who went to school with Grimes, but he's in a mental institution now and I cant get him to introduce me to her.
>EU propaganda on YouTube
>>59184581
He has to listen to his public. It's a matter of national pride, would never happen. I'm Irish and I know this.
>>59184548
:P. das cool, mane.
Hi Brit <3
>>59184581
Yes, but what's on record re: Corbyn and Argentina is not what you're claiming.
Really don't know why you feel the need to lie, tbqh.
>>59184634
>watching KSI
reported you for being underage
the gates of hell are pugnaciously pacin', waitin'
i give a fuck if i'm late, tell satan be patient
but i ain't here for durations, i'm just taking vacations
and tell 'em fuck 'em, i never loved 'em, and salutations
>>59184543
eat more fiber tbqh
>>59184634
>watching KSI
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Ebin tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDVtMYqUAyw
>>59184589
i have wondered about this. probably. but fug that.
The 12 hours have passed and I have my precious likes lads
Let's see what tinder brings
lads shall i join a dating site?
no friends or anything :(
want a gf desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLU9Nj5LZDw
*opens /brit/*
ah yes, my runt farming is growing extremely well.
*closes /brit/*
>>59184755
lel no
>>59184460
is lifting over 1/2/3/4 serious enough?
basically i diddlied 4pl8s and a bit, i have a really shitty really cheap generic belt, some other guy was like bruh you should get a proper belt, the one your using is p much pointless, try my one on.
Started listening to Coldplay ironically and now I like them unironically
>>59184667
>>59184706
The click bait got me, I'm not a subscriber or anything
>>59184748
Looks like your shroom has a filthy anus.
having a play with fl studio lads
opinion: the bullying of gingers is akin to racism
>>59184517
is that where you got your madman gene from m8
>>59184802
good lad
>>59184777
>open your pants
>runt farming.jpg
>tfw
>play digeriidoo
