Justice for Poleaboo edition
Smoking looks cool.
our nige
pertamax
I have been following and investigating the story of Poleaboo (aka Ribena) since he first came to the attention of /brit/ back in April 2015.
Using all the resources and time at my disposal, the last year has been spent by me attempting to verify his story, and in doing so, possibly help the man.
>POINT 1
The first thing that needed to be verified was proof of his crime, in this case his blog and the threads which were deemed criminal.
Both were easy to find
>blog
Poleaboo.wordpress.com
>threads
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17207990 (classmate, March 2015)
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15202084 (roommate, December 2014)
The girls he "stalked" are also doxxed in these threads and their details match up to what was already established such as the city he lives in, the university attended and their ethnicities.
>POINT 2
The next thing to be verified was that he was actually punished for those crimes/
I first attempted to contact the university, this however ended in failure
>Under the UK’s Data Protection Act it is the university’s policy to neither confirm or deny whether an individual is or was a student at the university.
I then attempted tp contact the girls
This too ended in failure as they would not reply to me
Running out of ideas I then browsed through their facebook posts through a fake account who one of the girls was foolish enough to add.
There I found sufficent proof. One of the girls bragging about her "stalker" being in custody, the timing of the post is close enough to the creation of the thread in POINT 1
http://i.imgur.com/1wM0df1.jpg
There was more proof needed still to verify that in addition to being arrested, he also had a court date
This is proven via an Instagram post she shared
http://i.imgur.com/UeaeU7D.jpg
The date of the trial also matches up to information Poleaboo gave on his blog prior to the girl having made this post
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2015/04/13/status/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWFm2LIYNjg
>Monika
Was pooleaboo a she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-8i04AWPKI
extremely LARGE choonage fucking classic lads
>>59185909
fuck off poleashit
Brits were made to service Canadian cock
lads
lads
fuck
I've fucked it
lads
>>59185916
>>59185909
>POINT 3
Now having proven that Poleaboo exists and his tale valid, my next goal was to acertain guilt.
I can't give too much away at this point though but my conclusion is that he is most definitely INNOCENT of all criminal wrongdoing
Evidence backing up this claim will be posted in around 2 weeks time, until then just contemplate how is seems the Polish girl was almost "bragging" about having a stalker in POINT 2
>>59185945
what happened haha
>>59185950
fuck off ribena you paki cunt
>>59185939
We do better there than you do here. Cheers.
>>59185855
>andrew shanks
>prosecutor
Meant to be procurator and nice dodgy editing on that too.
>>59185939
it's the other way around bb ;)
what's with the Scottish fellow who got jailed for teaching his dog how to heil Hitler
>break up with girl because of distance
>slowly makes her way into my life again
>will be moving here within 2-3 months
>she sends this
>don't want to make her think things are over
>don't want to start things up again just yet because we'll break up again before she gets here
>she'll get mad if she knows I'm not talking because of the distance and the trouble it causes
Hmm
Does anyone remember the full name of the girl in the OP?
>>59185886
I've never been and I probably never will, why do you ask?
>>59185991
> >.<
get fucked
>>59185959
had the perfect chance to ask her out and didn't
How many words can you write in an essay per hour, lads?
My average is 500wds/h
>come home a few minutes ago
>notice 2 things
>I finally got the governments pro EU leaflet in the mail
>my dog pooed in the kitchen while I was out
Guess what I used to remove the poop
>>59186010
I'm the green mate
>>59185991
did you nob her yet lad
>>59185950
fuck off, we've decided you don't exist
>>59186024
Your hand?
>>59186014
just ask her out another time lad haha
>>59185982
>>59185985
Your assholes are mine
Lads what was the name of that 4chan site that people dump nudes on
>>59185989
Buddha, gas the Jews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
>>59185991
>yrself
>yr
dropped
>>59186034
Nope
>>59186004
just thinking of places in australia that i might like to live in.
hows canberra?
>>59186054
reddit?
>>59185950
and yet you have still not provided any proof that this is actually you
>yrself
>yr
dropped
>>59186063
I went there for a holiday once, all I can remember is that it was really boring.
>be me
>go to the local mall
>security guard checks my bag if I have weed
>why would a girl bring weed to the mall
>she says I was wearing a Roxas baller
>fak.jpg
>>59186051
yeah but not sure I'm going to get the chance
>>59186068
Literally fuck off. Everytime I see a Canadian flag I get nauseous
>>59186097
FOY
>why yes, I do go by the trip "/brit/ colony"
>"poleaboo" aka ribena is real, my evidence is stuff that has not been proven to be him
why is this paki autist obsessed with polish girls again
he tried setting up his bellendness in /polska/ but kurwas largely ignored him
>>59186151
i believe he's real desu
>>59186063
You been to Aussieland before lad? Went there last year. Some observations
>It's hot as balls, AC is your best m8
>They say "skull" a drink rather than "neck"
>Cigarette packages are covered with horrible pictures of god knows what
>Cunt is an all purpose word, heard things like "good cunt"
>>59186099
this post is proof that karma is real
STOP REPLYING TO HIM
>>59186153
Poleaboo will go back to posting in /polska/ since you insisted
>>59186123
You motherfucking proxy.
>>59186153
It's an autist pretending to be an autistic paki stalker. Bit sad really.
>>59186099
shieet
just hope and pray you do hahaha or you could add her on fb and ask but thats risky
Ausaboo is going to start up a wordpress account so he can share his thoughts and feelings with his /brit/ mates
>>59186195
replying to you for the banter XD
>>59186223
I will fucking end you you shit cunt
>>59186194
He posts regardless of whether people reply to him or not.
>>59186195
why the third person though
is it shameful to refer to yourself via personal pronouns in Islam or what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPcl5Yfq4vE
good tune for wednesday afternoons lads
>>59186063
Canberra is notoriously boring and cliquey
>order two scoops at ben n jerry's
>qt gives me three
>>59186194
No, I'll do what the fuck I want. I'm not taking orders from a jumped up little paki prick like you.
me on the right
reminder that poleaboo is one large autistic work of fiction that ZERO evidence has been provided for
do you really believe we have an the most autistic, racist not racist, wannabe terrorist crossdressing faggot whos court dates get delayed over 12 months at a time staying here?
also my belly is itchy
>>59186222
well with those trips i'd HAVE to read it
>>59186266
me on the left
>>59186220
we haven't had an actual conversation so don't think that's going to fly
>>59186256
his persona is on "house arrest" and isn't allowed to use 4chan or something
so he thinks if he talks in first person it isn't actually him and if he gets "caught" it doesn't count
>>59186179
>Cigarette packages are covered with horrible pictures of god knows what
DONT
FUCKING
KNOCK
BRYAN
he's a fucking aussie legend
>>59186220
>asking someone out on fb
Ahh yes, that's sure to work! Why didn't I think of this before!
>apply for job on the random
>interview tomorrow
>essential skills: knowledge of internal company systems i've never used before and literally haev no fucking clue what they are
>>59186222
Poleaboo would read it
Also direct everyone to tildedesu.wordpress.com
>>59186223
Good lad
>>59186256
Poleaboo is on bail, his bail restricts him from using the internet so he cannot explicitly post here
He must due to via a "friend"
>>59186292
It's worked for 8 months
>>59186269
Court date hasn't been delayed, the court has 4 more months left to indite him
>>59186325
why did you apply for a job at a company you've never worked for before?
>>59186063
I had an asian exchange student tell me that Canberra > Manchester. Dunno if that means much tho'
JUNGLE IS MASSIVE
>>59185909
>>59185950
>people realise pakipoo is full of shit and don't care any more
>better post a photo of my knob and add something new to the narrative!
fuck off Amer
>>59186315
it can work especially if you don't think you'll ever get the chance again but like I said it's risky haha
>>59186291
yeah fair enough don't do that haha
>>59186305
>dead from smoking at age 34
why would they put such an extreme case on there?
jungle is fairly big
>>59186335
>Court date hasn't been delayed, the court has 4 more months left to indite him
ah yes lets wait almost 2 years before filing charges
>>59186381
he actually died of aids
but nevermind that :)
>did online applications and emailing CVs to every company
>have a few interviews but lots of rejections
>charismatic mate studying fucking geography rings up a wealth management / investment firm and asks if they have any jobs
>has a phone interview on the spot and gets an offer
>>59186385
i would even go as far to say that it is in fact; massive
Wew lads, got very stoned last night and it gave me a fucking epiphany. It was very scary but it really put my life into perspective.
>>59186388
>2 years
Poleaboo was arrested and bailed in mid September, from that point they had 1 year to indite him
>>59186335
>Poleaboo is on bail, his bail restricts him from using the internet so he cannot explicitly post here
>
>He must due to via a "friend"
>thinks this fools anyone
holy shit you are retarded, I think i'll start screencapping these posts and e-mail them to the prosecutor andrew shanks see what he thinks about them eh?
Applied to a job I'm not qualified for lads.
Aren't I silly? :))
>>59186258
git ah nu bla take a girl foor
White Londoners speak like this too
romantik floo raon da woo
You think this is good?
>>59186409
HUMANITY'D
>>59186364
what?
>>59186445
Literally this. Probably a beta leftist who did Social Science as a degree then applied for every job he could find
>>59186381
bryan died of aids hahahahahahahahahaha there was some big to do when people realised
>>59186440
Can't prove he's the one posting
>>59186445
As a 4chan janitor?
homo midgets
I just applied for college lads, I'm 18 and I've been a NEET for 6 months since I dropped out of sixth form.
Will I be able to go to college since I'm already 18?
If I get accepted, how long will it be before I start? Will I have to wait for September or what?
the gf
>>59186490
I'll leave that to the jury
I'd say given the content of the posts we can know beyond resonable doubt its you
>live in a 2nd floor apartment
>overlooks a public park
>sit in a comfy chair looking outside at joggers, squirrels and shitting dogs
>every once in a while greeted with the sight of an drug exchange in broad daylight
>>59186514
shut up you little twat
>>59186514
nah m8 you'll start next week and finish the last month of the year off
>>59186514
which college did u apply for?
>>59186514
>I'm 18
Young fag
Test
>>59186535
looks 100zł/hr
>>59186539
how else do you do your drug exchanges
>>59186535
He's pretty.
Post anus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_MLgWpiXEU
>>59186551
I'm 20. Am I considered young according to /brit/ standards?
>>59186536
>I'll leave that to the jury
It's not a crime, simply a bail violation, it would just be up to a judge
>I'd say given the content of the posts we can know beyond resonable doubt its you
or "me" dictating what to post through a friend
>>59186595
nah you're just considered a faggot
>>59186595
I'm 24
>>59186568
Market places on Tor.
I think it's the boldness of it. Like there's no attempt to conceal what they're doing. They just ride up to the gates of this public park with folk around and go about it like it's the most natural thing in the world.
>>59186618
But I am a straight agnostic honorary white male, how is that considered gay?
Never had a job before, I've been asked to fill out a notice period on my contact details form. What should I put down? A week?
>>59186514
fuck off child
t. 19 year old
What should be the acceptable minimum salary for a 20 year old with a relevant qualifications but no experience
>>59186595
a bit like
>>59186612
>or "me" dictating what to post through a friend
ah yes my good friend would you care to write out my dictated posts on a basket weaving board 12 hours a day every day?
I think I'll send him the shots anyway and leave it up to them to decide
>>59186543
Are you being serious or are you shitposting? I really need to know desu, if I'm going to be waiting 3 months before I start I need to get a job.
They emailed me and said they'd email me back soon with an interview date, so once I've had the interview and assuming they accept me, I'll start literally the next week?
nigger nigger bum bum
>>59186641
>honorary white
keep trying to believe that you fucking chinky shitskin
get the fuck out
>>59186618
>faggot
>>>/b/
>>59186672
>>59186539
After having witnessed drug exchanges I can say that they are the least inconspicuous things ever. It's no wonder these people get caught.
One time I was privy to an exchange where the dealers car pulled up alongside, windows went down. Cash went into the dealers car and the dealer handed across a fastfood bag containing drugs. The dealer then drove off.
>>59186654
Not sure mate, why don't you google "jobs at Subway" and see what they're going for these days?
>>59186641
>agnostic
yeah you probably consider yourself "right-wing" or "left-wing" as well you fucking monkey
these are EUROPEAN terms applicable to EUROPEAN NATIONS fuck off stop appropriating my culture
>>59186637
because that way looks the least suspicious
especially from a distance
if its weed you literally barely have to worry about dealing smoking or carrying in public unless you are practically waving it in the officers face
>>59186661
yeah m8 you'll be forced to finish off the last few weeks of classes with the year above
making some arrangements
>>59186698
Would love to test you chin. Care for a meet up? see if you are that brave standing infront me
plotting a course
>>59186699
I said agnostic because people would call me a degenerate neckbeard fedora autist if I say "atheist". What am I supposed to say then?
>>59186580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK-lGSYKaaM
>>59186737
intercourse
>>59186709
Ah sweet
Really hoping I get in desu
staying a neet
>>59186736
yeah alright then, come to wakefield if you're fucking brave you cheeky cunt
>>59186742
japanese
EUROPEAN religious denominations don't apply to monkey spirituality
decided i'm going to get pissed as a parrot tomorrow
Brave Sir Robin ran away
He bravely ran away, away
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
>>59186698
>dissing the work of certified artists
art is the essence of life my friend
>>59186514
I got on a one year course at an independent, non-selective college at 20, after being NEET for 2 years. It's exam time now and I've got offers from some good unis; the only one that rejected me was Cambridge (worth a try).
There's always hope.
>>59186660
pls no
I'll be a good girl now, promise
>>59186758
What're you spending your bennies on? My latex gloves arrived today
>>59186743
I fucking love big pussy lips. Mila_M/Rumcola has a meaty flange and would love her to grind it on my face.
>>59185855
Make him pay
>NEET, no money
>mum doesn't give me money
>running low on cigarettes
This is fucked
>>59186789
I don't get neetbux
Oh fuck. The Wakefield faggot is here again, lads!
>>59186804
>2016
>smoking fags
fuck off polish diaspora
>>59186789
fucking hell
worth a (you) i guess
>>59186765
>Italian in Wakefield
Not wasting my time
>>59186791
Women drop one or two it's inevitable. I like it too.
settle down
>>59186804
I'll spot you a fiver mate, where you living?
>>59186755
I think he's fucking with you but I can't be sure.
POLEBOO TIES ME TO A CHAIR
I CANT SEE, IM REALLT SCARED
JANNY BREATHES HARD, I HEAR A ZIP
PEE PEE PRESSED AGAINST MY LIPS
I WAS SHAMED
I WAS SHAMED
I WAS SHAMED
Someone at work made a joke about me being a virgin. Bit shaken lads
>wakefield
>literally west yorkshite
what a fucking RUBE how dare you even post here among human beings
>>59186769
Why so butthurt poland kun? I am not religious so I don't really care though.
>>59186804
Pathetic Vapid little worm
>>59186913
because you're JAPANESE not EUROPEAN why do you use EUROPEAN terms to describe yourself
literally mental autocolonisation
What should I message lads
>>59186804
why are you spending on cigarettes if you have no money mate?
to die in service to your country is the highest honour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBPPFRgXfgk
>>59186951
You can pet the dog in my pants, bitch.
>>59186890
It sounds about right desu, when I was in sixth from my mate left and rejoined twice in the same year, I'd assume you can just do the same in college
>>59186951
accented letters are cancer and so are you
t. Marble Barite
Apparently NI is the greatest place to live in the world cos it's 99% white. kek
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36267052
>>59186902
hahahhahah oh my god check this FREAK out here lads
he's never had sex lmaoooooooooooooooo
like not even once pmsl
he couldn't even manage to fulfil a basic human need looooooooooooooooooooooool
>>59186951
i wanna be sian more of those titties
>>59186804
degenerate
>>59186645
N/A or available immediately you twonk
>>59186951
sian is a boys name lol
>to die in service to your country is the highest honour
>>59186951
Tell her she has a stupid fucking name
hmm need to start up tinder again
>>59186948
Because I am an honorary Aryan. Hitler senpai said so.
>>59185909
>>59185950
>poleaboo gets called out
>he posts his dick to convince people the story is true
>this doesn't work
>he reposts the same old rubbish we've seen before
>starts getting mad at people who question him
Getting old mate. Time to leave. Maybe the retards over at /lgbt/ will believe you?
>>59186961
What should I be spending it in?
Vidya and films are free with the power of torrenting, I don't have a gf to buy shit for. Might as well buy something that makes me feel good.
>>59187028
you little shit modern JAPANESE people are nothing like wartime JAPANESE people
>>59186984
you don't know how sian is pronounced do you?
>>59187004
punk ass bitch ass pussy ass nigga
laughing is the lowest form of emotion
>>59186514
>going to college
don't waste your time, just get the revision guides and take your exams as an independent candidate
>>59186024
>My dog shat in the kitchen
I didn't know there were Indian breeds of dog
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html
>>59186786
Really?
If you're being serious you've given me hope for the future. I got really fucked up and dropped out of sixth form, started thinking I'd either end up a NEET, an hero'd or working a minimum wage shit job.
Probably going to try to do the same as you desu, go through college apply for uni. Really regret not doing this sooner though.
>>59186951
Ask if she wants to be in your band.
Had an interview that went really badly and I apparently got the job. The competition must have been really shit.
>>59187054
same people same ethnicity
just different times mate
the term still applies
Poleaboo might go and buy a double chicken burger
Hasn't had takeaway this weak so he deserves a treat
>>59187072
square up lil nigga
went to see a GP the other day and his surname ended with "berg" and i was like nope and walked out
>>59186804
ah this must be the flawless NEET life I've heard so much about
>>59186695
I used to buy off a black guy called Abdel who literally sat on the steps of a monument in the centre of town with his crew all day selling it out of a Luis Vuitton fanny pack.
>>59186962
Countries are temporary transient social constructions
>>59187123
you little anime shit
your greatgrandfather would spit at your face and demand your harakiri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcIhQdn6LEM
seeing an optometrist about my double vision tomorrow lads
hope it's not a brain tumor LOL
>>59187117
Yeah not many people are applying for Security midnight jobs
Let me just get this straight though. I am not dating a N*gger. (My hands feel dirty for even just typing that word.) I am dating a man with the smoothest brown skin, and curly hair. I am dating a respectable, hardworking man that would do anything to make me smile at the end of the day. I am dating a man who helps me buy groceries, wash laundry, and even clean my apartment even though he has other things to do, works 40 hours a week, and it’s not his job. I am dating a man that holds doors open for me and everyone else behind him EVERY TIME. I am dating a man who has never been arrested, and doesn’t walk around acting like a fool. I am dating a humble man, someone who puts others before himself. I am dating a man who loves motorcycles, and music. I am dating a man with a future. I am dating a man with a great sense of humor. I am dating a man who cuddles his puppy like a newborn baby. I am dating a man that will eat hot cheetos with me while binge watching netflix. I am dating a man who tells me I look pretty in glasses and pajamas that I haven’t taken off for two days in a row. I am dating a man who loves to cook, and is sooooo good at it. I am dating a man that spoils me. I am dating a man who loves God. I am dating a man who loves me unconditionally.
>>59187085
Part of the reason I want to go to college is so I can get out of the house and meet new people, maybe a gf. I think I'm becoming a normie because I actually kind of enjoy socialising now lmao
>UGay
>>59187136
No you didn't
I've done something more Anglo than all of you today. I punched a French speaker.
>>59187192
Rasheed
when women see my cock they literally SCREAM IN TERROR
>>59187117
Congrats!! What's the job?
>>59187203
>decreasing every year
how does this even happen, do they add more bullshit to it every year?
>>59186951
do you like pretending you're attractive as well?
>>59187190
There were supposedly 300 applicants and I came in the top 30. I'm having a hard time believing it 2bh.
>>59187240
Can't say lad.
>>59187137
>be me
>get to do whatever I want ALLLLLL day
>anime all day
>wanking all day
>4chan all day
>vidya all day
>go to bed whenever I want
>wake up whenever I want
>be you
>wake up at the crack of dawn
>go to a job you hate
>get home
>only have a few hours to do what you want
>go to bed early because you have to be up early
*kisses you*
Don't reply to him
>>59187275
*reports you for sexual assault*
>went to a university without a medical college
>get told that my degree isn't worth the paper it's printed on
>>59187272
ah, but I can have a snout whenever I like
>>59187259
>Can't say lad.
I'm sorry I asked.
*puts my hands on your waist*
*slowly let them slide down to your bum*
*gives it a good squeeze*
>>59187219
Good lad, good lad
>>59187258
seriously ask her this.
it's so passive she won't know what to say and will be like wowww
>>59187242
The non white foreigners aren't tolerant ironically
>why yes, fat girls are "real" women
>Jerusalem: 2 Elderly Women Stabbed in Apparent Terror Attack, Police Say
oy...
doing a bit of a james blake atm
>>59187203
how do they get data from liechtenstein and monaco and all those other meme countries? no one even lives there
>>59187219
When you did that, the kings and queens of England smiled down on you. King Henry V himself thought it was very impressive.
>>59187346
our bible belt was more against gay marriage than our muslims :^)
>>59187310
you what lad
wish my friends would pull their heads out of their arses and break up with their gf's
>>59187398
I imagined netherlands to be super tolerant of gays
>>59187353
>let me hold the door open for your ma'am
>tfw my glasses are extremely slippy
>tfw they're constantly sliding down my nose
>>59187398
Isn't an ideological/religious belt in the Netherlands like three houses?
*trips*
*faceplants onto your cocc*
*lock eyes with you*
*lightly bite your cocc through your trousers*
*wink*
all in a days work lads
>>59187398
>this mentally stunted demographic was more tolerant than this mentally stunted demographic
ah yes, very impressive
>>59187385
What constitutes as an act of terrorism nowadays?
>>59187399
universities that don't teach medicine are rubbish
>>59187387
They put a gay guy there and ask him how oppressed he feels
Find it really easy to seduce women that I have never met but once they know me I turn into some sort of emotional wreck
>>59186951
Shouldn't be cheating on poor Sam
>>59187460
terrorism is a fluid definition, every country, piece of literature, supra-national government body etc has a different definition
>>59187438
alri poindexter
>>59187430
thats because you don't really much outside of amsterdam which is bender central
>>59187439
there are more of them than muslims
>>59187460
killing someone(s) or attacking something for political and/or religious reasons with the wider intention of causing fear in the local population
>>59187497
see*
>MI5 has increased threat level to Britain from Northern Ireland-related terrorism to "substantial" meaning "strong possibility" of attack
>>59187438
Put heatshrink tubing on the arms of your glasses. It makes the sides stick to your head more.
>>59187525
me in the suit
Dear Muslims ITT,
Terrorize deez nuts
HA GOTTEM
>>59187462
what degree did you do, what do you want to do terms of career
