>be me
>go to the local mall
>security guard checks my bag if I have weed
>why would a girl bring weed to the mall
>she says I was wearing a Roxas baller
>fak.jpg
If Duterte kills criminals, then they win
Inb4 to provincefag shitposting starts again
>>59185272
nonfree javascript anyone?
Why does everyone hate communism/socialism? It provides a fast means of industrialisation and ensures the population is employed.
Look at the USSR and China. Come and tell me they weren't the powers to rival the US.
Also, remember the alternatives: Useless corrupt republic, and the Islamic State
If you don't reply to my post, I win
Pertamax
>>59185332
Vitenam was a mistake. Pls nuke Vietcongs, amurika!
>>59183899
Leni leading the polls is part of Duterte's """master plan"""
>>59185390
shut up, they the friends
>bulan depan udah bulan puasa
>>59185390
s say sorry to my dad!
>>59185527
/asean/ mengucapkan selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa.
This is a Filipino hacker.
wew janny is not a bitch anymore now
he doesnt delet this thread although the last thread has not reached the bump limit
Tila marami ang di nakakaunawa
sa kapangyarihang taglay ng salita
sa sikad dala nito
na kayang humubog ng buhay ng tao
This will be fine land
>>59185326
Kaygandang meme kaibigan, maaari ko ba itong iimbak sa aking baul?
>tfw my school made a contract with fucking Thais OF ALL COUNTRY for an exchange student program
>tfw I'll never see a qt nipponjin exchange student just like in my animays
If you reply to me, I win.
>>59185449
Muslims supproking commies. It allmakes sense now!
>>59185608
Commies in nippon. Gross and racist!
>>59185634
Kangen Gus Dur, bulan Ramadan libur
>59185737
>>59185737
Hello! Post halal food!
>>59185726
Nice shit school.
>>59185726
Moar rike sillypenis amirite?
>>59185332
Because they are dreaming that one day they can be like USA, while still sucking Mr Wong's capitalist dick for minimum wage.
Got pussy from beats I did for niggas more famous
When did I become A list? I wasn't even on a list
>>59185654
Where do I stream local news without paying for jew netflix-like services.
Is Anime a drug?
I fucking hope so so Dutdut can shoot all you weeb faggots ruining the country.
nuke Singapore
>manlet brown small dicked chink looking slit eyed people: the thread
>>59185737
that's not how this works, chutiya
>>59185843
>Muslim
Anime is halal! Arslan Senki.
>>59185809
Worms are capable of being cultured.
Singapore is incapable of having culture.
Worms > Singapore
>>59185848
*blows haze on ur peninsula*
>>59185899
>That butthurt
Post HDI, anon.
Anime
>>59185849
t. flipflop diaspora
>>59185782
>Singapore
Aren't you already a predominant Islamic country?
>>59185864
Suck it, el IndiANO
>>59185272
>Roxas baller
wuttz dat?
>>59185726
>not wanting to bang your new ladyboy classmates
![Rodrigo-Duterte-and-Miriam-Defensor-Santiago-stars-in-Duriam-Chronicles-by-Voni-Bunbuns-4-525x1050[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RLiO2R3.jpg "Rodrigo-Duterte-and-Miriam-Defensor-Santiago-stars-in-Duriam-Chronicles-by-Voni-Bunbuns-4-525x1050[1].jpg")
>>59185843
Dutdut approves pic related. Nice proxy though.
>>59185948
>yfw BBM will win
>>59185940
not indian, just have bantz'd with pakis many a time while overseas
>>59186017
Taking Rasheed's cock is not banter.
>>59186013
>>59186050
>implying there'd be anything to take
>Dudirty becomes President
>gets impeached in 1-2 years
>Leni takes over for the final 4 years
>runs against Manny Pacquiao
>Manny wins
JUST
GO COMMIE GO GO
COMMIE B. GOODE
>>59185940
Yes. Post your halal food, anon.
>>59185920
>>59185848
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index#Asia
#SG51 best HDI truly asia, best culture.
>2007 is almost 10 years ago
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BeFB4SHoi0
How long until he gets removed?
why does yurop hate nazi german so much but they forget that in colonial era almost all yurop countries were as ruthless as nazi?
I heard if you proclaim your love for commies RIGHT NOW ITT, your waifu will come sleep with you tonight.
>>59186143
What's wrong with Avanza m8? Best car in the market, avanza masterrace
Brit-chan~
>>59186165
White privilege
Why are the northerners GOAT?
>>59186142
I don't remember anything significant happening to me in 2007 other than I finally got a PS2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkeGIGYR0Tk
>>59186165
Because of the Jews.
And that the Nazis lost.
If Nationalist Socialist Germany won, then they would be seen as the greatest European power that ever existed.
>Conquered Europe in a mere two or three years
>Would have fixed their own mistake (communism)
>Only superpower that could rival the US
>>59186165
If Yuropeans have a chance to beat up krauts, they will take that chance lmao
Seriously though, they didn't like Germans because of balance of power in Yurop. Germans have been a problem since they united, just look at the Franco-Kraut war or the British-Kraut naval arms race
dukung Donald Trump
>>59186267
Isn't PS2 at the brink of extinction in 2007? I got it since 2004
>http://pinoytrendingnews.net/dagdag-bawas-3-0-2-professors-from-different-schools-believes-marcos-is-a-victim-of-election-cheating/
Apparently being a professor automatically makes your opinion valid.
How come Filipinos scream that they've been cheated when their bets don't win?
>>59186308
>Germans have been a problem since they united
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
I'd say they were an even bigger mess when they were scattered. Even then, the Germans are and have always been the most important Europeans in history.
>>59186336
>not always being one gen behind
Are you even from SEA?
>>59186202
>>59186353
Because Filipinos are retarded. Only answer.
>>59186367
Not in singapoor mustard rice.
>>59186356
they're the master race imo. they fucked with the world twice.
>>59186267
PS2 console Yahudi
>>59186353
>expecting commies to have a brain
kek
>>59186353
Because Flips are fucking retarded.
>A famous person said it so it must be true!
>Facebook post says "just because he's famous doesn't mean its true!"
>omg I've been redpilled!
>>59186353
So you unironically think a literally who can beat or even compete against a fucking Marcos? Kill yourself
>>59186402
>Lose every war
Kek krauts
>>59186404
Yang ori, PS2 cetak rompak hancurkan mereka.
>>59186439
Kid, if you don't know how to use the internet at your disposal, stick to video games, okay?
>>59186367
I just got circumsised in 2004, loads of $$$ anon
>>59186402
>Just twice
Read moar, kid.
>>59186307
>Nazis
>could ever hold Yurop
They were fucked from the very beginning to be honest. They weren't even close to matching the US, US industry alone prevented their invasion of Britain and crushed them. Krauts relied on conquering shit as fast as they can, nobody expected another big ass war, so it was pretty easy for everyone to be caught off guard.
Also,
>invading the Russians.
>>59186356
Yes, that is the problem with the Germans, they were inventing shit and outdoing everyone. The old superpowers like France and Britain saw this rising supowerpower as a threat that needs to be crushed.
>>59186439
Stay in school, young oligarch.
>>59186378
L-lewd!
Are you a brown girl?
>>59186444
>Took every nation in the world and several years to defeat them
>>59186458
>tfw I only asked for some shitty digimons when I had it in 2001
I wish I had known better, being the eldest child sucks.
>>59186532
>>Took every nation in the world and several years to defeat them
That's Mongolia.
>>59186444
still doesn't change that they made everyone shit the bed. if austro-hungary wasn't so fucking incompetent, germany might have won WWI.
>>59185272
tfw 2 months left of dank matuweed
>>59186458
dang right, loads of monies just because i cut my dick
>>59186582
If muh Prussian pride had taken Yuros in WWI, the amurikans would have joined in and rekt them anyway.
>>59186577
Go read more history.
Mongol invasion was stopped dead in their tracks when they reached non-Russian Eastern Europe.
Mongol Empire literally collapsed when Genghis died.
Meanwhile, Third Reich had pockets of resistance here and there and multiple enemies on all directions but still took all the powers of the world two years to completely fuck the Germans up.
>>59186582
cold war gave everyone explosive diarrehea to be honest, German threat was comparable to a fart
>>59186367
>not being atleast 2 Gens behind
My laptop can handle most 7th Gen games and i have a PSP (which can be assumed as a 6th Gen handheld)
>tfw playing Project Diva with the translation patch on my PSPGo while waiting for my Mod Manager to finish downloading mods for Fallout: New Vegas on my PC
Step it up, senpai.
>>59185326
>Flips
>not sub humans
>>59186582
If the fucking Serbs didn't start some shit, then none of that would have happened.
>>59186632
that's my favourite activity with my waifu
>>59186453
>>59186495
Robredrones seem to be doing their job properly. How much did they pay you for shilling?
>>59186546
>>59186619
Great huh, my cousin bought a motorcycle after doctors cut his dick
>>59186679
>Post-1945 Non-DDR Germans
>Not Subhuman
Shut up and suck Ahmed's dick, Frederich
Why would you get a circumcision so late?
>>59186740
>tfw Ahmed is even whiter than Flips
Absolute Sub humans, but Flips top ut
>WE WUZ ANONYMOOSE
>>59186720
Says the marcostrash
Kek
>>59186762
So you're fine with sucking Ahmed dick, huh?
>>59186749
Why would you get a circumcision so early?
>>59186720
I take it you're so retarded that you think anyone's political opinion that differs from yours is paid. Like I said, stay in school, Marcos shill.
>>59186766
I feel like the fuckers wearing the masks are just regular kikebook normalfags while the guy with the glasses are real /int/fags
But, yeah, Flip /int/fags are also regular kikebook normalfags too.
>tfw /asean/ talks ASEAN and I realise I don't really belong here
>>59186787
>>59186749
I got circumcised when I was in elementary
>>59186749
because at an older age it's by your own choice
>>59186787
this desu
>>59186353
>believing two nobodies
>ever
>his dick gets mutilated and hes happy about it
>>59186653
>two years
That's not several and they didn't fight china. Irelevent. You should read more, monkey.
>there are people RIGHT NOW who legitimately believe Marcos can be an effective leader
When will this meme end?
what are the pros and cons of getting your dick cut?
>>59186856
no gringo allowed
>>59186939
no/less smegma
more attractive
not as smelly as covered dick
>>59186856
Thanks, china.
>>59186891
At least it used properly by your mom
>>59186915
>They didn't fight China
Because they were supplying Nationalist China, you dipshit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-German_cooperation_until_1941
>>59186891
I got mentally scarred by it since it happened at 5th grade.
I'm far from happy.
>>59186856
Don't worry, straya-kun!
You'll always be our southern brother.
>>59186979
>Moving goalposts
Ah soooo!
>yfw communism
>>59186519
mmmmaybe~
>>59186939
>uncut
-ugly
-smelly
-germs get stuck inside which leads to infections
>cut
+looks good
+doesn't smell
+no infections
+ladies from circumcised countries or not are very willing to suck it because it looks good
>>59186353
From a system analysis point of view: An almost perfect correlation is expected because the system was designed to transmit data in that manner.
It is only logical to set a certain amount of data to enter the transparency server at any given time. This would assure the right amount of data traffic will come in. Any deviation (surge) of input can cause an overload that can lead to failure of transmission or worst system crash/failure.
>>59186955
>no/less smegma
doesn't know how to wash
>more attractive
relative
>not as smelly as covered dick
doesn't know how to wash
t. circumcised
>>59186854
>the guy with the glasses
that was mami kawada
>>59187023
>are very willing to suck it*
soz
>>59187033
I don't have a dick actually, it's just how I see it since I've taken so many dicks before
>>59186749
That's just how it is down here, it's like a rite of passage. I know you guys do it straight after birth.
>>59187007
>Implying you weren't the one moving goalposts
>Says Mongols fought the whole world
>Actually fought a few major powers and several minor and dying powers
>Got fucked when their leader died
>Got fucked when they fought Eastern Europeans
>Hurr Durr Germany didn't fight the world because they didn't fight China
What kind of shitty logic are you running on?
Arguing with you isn't worth it.
>>59187015
W-well i'm a boy!
Even though Brit-chan insists that i'm a girl...
>>59186458
>>59186619
Is circumcision practiced in Indonesia and Malaysia?
>>59187033
Don't shill your smelly, uncircumcised dick here you filth.
>>59187086
>>59187015
>Being gay
>>59187086
hey you, woman! come here and lemme' touch you
>>59186775
>>59186805
>>59186921
>huhuhu my relatives got blown the fuck out by Marcos so I will vote for a literally who puppet who can't tell her ass from her elbow
>>59187089
You bet
>>59187089
Only muslims
>>59187086
Well a living toy is better than the metal one.
>>59187125
>implying Marcos Jr. is smart in any way
Keep telling yourself that buddy. Meanwhile Leni has actually achieved the protection of farmers as their lawyer.
What has Marcos done?
>>59187092
you can't read?
>>59187127
>guys doing the circumcision
lmao, my mother's mare did it for me (my mum works at the hospital)
Anyone here watching any of the current anime?
>>59187125
I can tell you were born in the 90's already. Just stop, this isn't a conversation for kids. Go back to playing in your little sandbox or something.
>>59187185
You're a Malay?
>>59187201
I'm only watching Mayoiga and Kumamiko
FUCK LENIN
MACROSS WILL NEVER BE REAL AT THIS POINT
>>59187127
>>59187130
Wanna know which one is more pleasurable for the girls?
>>59186013
>>59186439
El ilocANO seniores
>>59187201
I'm on ep2 of this memeanime
>>59187211
flipflop
>>59187115
A-are you going to violate me?
>>59187147
You do know that i'm n-not a robot, r-right?
>>59187165
>What has Marcos done?
wanted to shoot bomb camp crame, but got cockblocked by his dying dad.
wanted to shoot up EDSA, but no one listened to him.
>>59187125
I don't want a Nationalist puppet that will just secure his stolen wealth tbqhwy
The Nationalist party here are retards and crooks and slum pandering morons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsmrmyirdQY
>>59187245
So he has done nothing at all.
Because Marcos Jr. isn't as smart as his father. He isn't even an attorney, he's a fucking businessman.
>>59187245
he's like buddy from the incredibles, nobody listens to him
/asean/ was a mistake
>>59187243
I'm gonna do more than just violate your airspace, I'm gonna penetrate with invasion force
>>59187216
sad desu senpai
Millennials were all mistakes.
have fun with your dry, mutilated dick anon
Tbh I just did circumcised because I would got money from relatives.
>>59187434
Are you willing to sell organs for ringgit?
>>59187416
My friend is circumcised because his foreskin got infection.
>>59187243
Of course, not needing batteries and using ball and chains to make you hard again is pretty much convenient for me.
>>59187458
Foreskin is useless skin though.
I would sell my outer nail if I can get money from it. Also my saliva and my cum.
>>59187485
B-but i'm not THAT into bondage, flip-chan!
>>59187470
That happens when you dont clean your dick regularly
>>59187485
t-that's illegal d-desu!! under the case of R v Brown. A bunch of homosexuals nailed each other's scrotum into a board using a nail and the other got his penis sack sliced. They ended up in prison for GBH
>>59187533
We can just 'switch commands' if you want to.
I got circumsised because my circumsised friends bullied me when I was in elementary
>>59187721
>"if you're not circumcised, your dick wont erect"
I got this too
>>59187721
>>59187783
I got circumsied because flip women will laugh at your "pisot na oten" if you're not circumcised
if we become a communist country, does that mean Pacquiao can't become president in 2022?
>>59187783
It wasn't like that, it was more like
>"you're not circumsised yet? Lol, what a faggot, go play with the girls."
>>59187721
>Ah supot!
Fun times
>>59187617
>tfw you literally just reminded me of a certain story that was posted here
T-thanks senpai...
>>59187679
W-what do you mean by that?
I told you i'm not a robot or android.
>>59187822
Not all flip women though. In fact, uncut is more pleasurable than cut.
>>59187887
want me to prove you wrong ;)
>>59187887
tell that to the 99% of non-virgin flip women
>>59187869
Is your pet a battleship?
>>59187887
>t. supot
/asean/ - circumcision blog
>>59187919
Already proven ;3
What do they call those earphones with a necklace-like design? Do they still make them anymore?
>>59187866
I remember when calling someone supot was something funny. Now Tumblrinas and social justice worriors are getting mad because patriarchy or something.
>>59187929
U-um...no...
In fact, i don't currently own a pet now.
My last pet was a r-rabbit when i was in 4th grade.
It died because of m-my irresposibility and i feel bad for it...
That's why i don't have a pet!
Mark my words, I will vanquish Muhammadanism from ASEAN
Praise Kali
>>59188038
Cringe
>>59187964
>implying these anons we're circumsized by their will when they we're kids
Stop sounding so mad, for fuck sakes.
>>59187979
yes
>>59187979
Something like this?
It's neckband headphone, I think.
Yup.
http://i.imgur.com/d4wGCWb.jpg
>>59187866
Tfw when some chink keeps bullying me and saying tutuliin kita
>>59188102
Stop replying mine and my son's post, fag.
Go fuck with that flipbong.
>>59188038
Not that kind of pet. The pet attached to your body.
>>59188122
tfw my cousin did that while wielding a screwdriver.
I was scared shitless.
>>59188104
Yes, what are they called? It was easy to buy like a decade ago and one day it just disappeared.
Shit was so comfy.
>>59188114
I don't really like that one desu
>>59188162
Oh...t-that...
It's not that long, so y-ou probably wouldn't care...
>>59187393
t. 1995 "90s" kid
>>59188169
Why don't you just go to headphone store and ask it there?
kailan kayo tinuli, mga kaibigan?
12 here
>>59188102
Circumcision on an infant is a violation of human rights. Its his body, and its his right.
Its permanent, and your son might not appreciate it.
>>59187393
Then that means that 80% of the people at 4chan are mistakes because they're usually at around 18-22 years old.
By definition, a millenial is a person born after 80's.
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of, you twat.
>>59188352
I don't know any headphone stores around here so I'm searching online. I did ask those phone shops but they said no.
>>59188360
That didn't stop me from playing with your hole
>>59188360
this desu
comrade Julia...
>>59188359
Usually around 11pm to 2 am.
Anyway is that question in liberal translation
>When are you going to sleep?
because in bahasa, it's
>kalian kalau tidur, jam berapa?
>>59188388
Uhh...flip-chan...
The person you replied to was not me...
I'm the actual indon-chan! Not him!
>>59188359
10 PM-2 AM.
Usually sleep at around 11, though.
>>59188385
Find "headphone store <<your city>>"
I think if you're in KL, it would be more easier.
>>59188216
Much better, submarines go deeper into the ocean and see the wonders of sea clearly.
>>59188359
8
>>59188360
>son might not appreciate
I think it's the other way around. especially in our culture where uncircumcised = massive laughing stock.
>>59188169
earphone necklace? i don't know. i don't really like that type of earphones, the weight of the phone pulls the wire down and makes the wire from the knot to the ear shorter
just improvise it. tie some rubber band to the both wires of the the earphones
>>59188464
kek what
>>59188359
12
>>59188464
>>59188500
kek he's asking what age you guys got circumcised.
>>59188470
>Indon-chan
>Polish flag
Not falling for that
>>59188546
Oh.
It was when i was around 9-10 years old, i believe.
>>59188541
>the weight of the phone pulls the wire down and makes the wire from the knot to the ear shorter
I use it for mp3 player.
>>59188546
>>59188545
Top kek, I read it as Kalian (you) kalau (when) tidur (sleep), jam berapa (at what time).
>>59188458
Will capitalism die in our country?
>>59188513
W-wait, you want me to have sex with you??
T-that's lewd!
>>59188359
9 years old, 9 of monday morning april 2002. i remember that i was watching daddy long legs cartoon in the clinic
Tell me about Palawan
>>59188658
probably not entirely.
>>59188742
crocodile farm is nice desu
Oy vey
>>59188539
At least do some research before you decide to do it. You dont want to remove your son's foreskin just because of some stupid reason. More and more men are voicing their displeasure over having lost a natural part of their sexual anatomy.
The fact that Davao > Metro Manila demonstrates the genetic and cultural superiority of Cebuanos.
Du30 will turn Philippines into the next Japan. It was only prevented from becoming so far by corrupt and incompetent manileno scum holding back the rest of the country
>those suave moves
Damn son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOHvDP_vCs
>>59188742
beaches and wild animals
>>59188865
>Davao
>Cebuanos
>>59188742
I guess it's name originates from the word pahlawan
>>59188865
yeah tagalogs are selfish pricks
>>59188865
There's more than just that.
>>59188742
It's basically the Philippine's arm.
Like how Zamboanga is its penis and ARMM is a bunch of semen.
What's the point of working if can't take siestas?
/nonfree/
>>59188742
How about wessex?
>>59189124
>he can't take siesta at work
ayy
Why do we have an island literally called Masturbate without the Tur
>>59189112
>Masbate is the heart
yess!
>>59188662
mmmaybe?
>>59189112
>palawan as arms, about to pull malaysia's hair
>zamboanga as dick, about to stick it to malaysia's mouth
>mfw
