Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump
"He'll never make it on the ballot paper
oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate
oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas
oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis
oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris
oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections
oh they only lost about 30 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"
He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister edition
>>59195818
CORBYN
MORE LIKE COR IN BIN
If he gets anywhere close to being PM the queen will have him killed.
>>59196000
>implying commies won't get her first
If it ain't white,
It ain't right
2bh
NIGEL IS A MESS
>>59195940
Porki """""""""""humour""""""""""
>Implying anyone would vote for that sad loser.
I am here
taken acid 25 times lads
>Yes the right wing is going terribly over the last 5-10 years isn't it lol
Seeing as there's no major right wing party in Britain I'd say it's going incredibly badly.
>>59196429
If they're brown, put em down
Summer /brit/ meetup reminder.
https://youtu.be/KJEjpdeqRTI
Muslims: Allowed to purcahse adspace on London buses
Christians: Now allowed to purchase adspace on London buses
Explain
Lads. In all seriousness, leaving the EU will not have a significant impact on immigration, will it?
The best hope is that the EU develops some kind of effective, supranational border control policy.
Fuck I'd do anything to get that cunt David out of office
31 years ago today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxN3ypB3rw
mental how fast the fire spreads once it hits the roof
>>59198258
>>59196429
>>59197419
I bloody love you Seppo cunts.
Please post here forever
Did you ever wank with your mates when you were younger lads?
>>59198345
ummm yes if we leave the EU then all the immigrants from india and pakistan will have to leave
read a book
Had a really fucking bizarre day at work lads.
>Only 21, started my first proper job out of uni at the start of the year
>Boss occasionally joked that I have a PhD and just went along with it, presuming he was alluding to me being smart or something
>For months he's kept saying this and I've laughed and played along
>Today he brought it up in front of colleagues
>Keeping a straight face he said I had a PHD at 21 and I presumed that was just my key to play along, so I did.
>'Yes I do have a PhD' I said to coworkers who looked really confused and started asking how I'd got one at 21
>Joke goes on of me pretending for five minutes and I start laughing as colleagues say 'of course you don't'
>Boss gets confused
>Turns out he'd thought for months that I actually have a PHD kek.
>>59198293
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP?
>>59198380
Will do, buddy
>>59198363
Jeremy.
Also he's decided not to run three times Jezza you stupid cunt.
>>59198339
>Christians: Now allowed to purchase adspace on London buses
Christians are allowed to purchase adspace.
Also, while I think the Islamic adverts are in bad taste, they're not actually promoting the religion, they're trying to get donations to support Syrian refugees.
>>59198373
were you there?
>>59198345
>Will being able to control our borders have an impact on immigration
errrr
>>59198395
Are you actually Irish?
>>59198293
10 years ago Tony Blair won over 400 mps, the lib Dems over 50 and the Conservatives around 150
These days we have a conservative government and ukip polling at 15%
If we'd had a labour government during the refugee crisis you can guarantee we'd be Germany tier
*chimps out*
>Arsenal and England striker Danny Welbeck has been ruled out for nine months following knee surgery.
>>59198414
I pulled it from google you nonce
>>59198445
if 3 years in america doesnt negate all irishness sure
>>59198380
y-you too
>>59198423
on the left
>>59198422
>they're not actually promoting the religion, they're trying to get donations to support Syrian refugees.
>he actually believes this
>>59198422
>they're not actually promoting the religion
Do you not understand what they're doing here?
Protip it's the same thing as when they used to conquer christian land and turn churches into mosques.
They are doing this to show that they have "conquered" London.
>>59198422
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''Syrian'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''refugees.''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>59198339
Can you point to me where Christians aren't allowed to buy adspace for a politically neutral message on London buses?
Transport for London has NO restrictions on religion so I think you're chatting shite
>>59198499
>>59198406
Fuck off
tights desu
>r*cists
OUT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10185833
http://www.strawpoll.me/10185833
http://www.strawpoll.me/10185833
>>59198468
*orders in the National Guard*
>>59198441
It won't though, will it. We'll just get more non-white migration from the rest of the world.
>>59198483
Rooney and Townsend next please.
>>59198541
fantastic post
>>59198537
y-you too
>>59198544
>I*ish
OUT
>>59198483
Shit anyway
The era of LE pacey black man up front for England is over
>>59198458
>These days we have a conservative government
Ah yes the """""""""""""""""right wing""""""""""""""""" conservatives. *imports millions of immigrants*, *Says they're are too many white Christians in Britain*, *Gives pro-EU speech*
borders are just lines on a map
>>59198388
Sarcastic/ childish posting is not, and has never been, funny.
>>59198562
*burns down QuikTrip*
>>59198554
I was very impressed тbh
>>59198580
FAK ORF RIGHT NOA YEW BLODDY CANT
I'm seriously sick of this shit. I just can't take it anymore.
http://www.friatider.se/oppnade-sitt-hjarta-for-flyktingbarn-tioarig-dotter-sexofredad
>According to a report in the OE24 news service in Austria, a 42-year-old nonwhite claiming to be a “Syrian” has been arrested in Salzburg for repeatedly raping the four-year-old girl.
The sex assaults occurred over a period of months from autumn 2015 to March 2016, when the parents finally filed charges against him.
The “asylum seeker” had been taken in by the liberal whites to show their support for the nonwhite invasion, and after he had befriended them, he offered to babysit their young child while they went out.
The rapes then occurred while the four-year-old was left in his care. The parents only realized that there was something wrong when the girl’s behavior dramatically altered, and they took her for a medical examination.
The nonwhite is awaiting trial, police said in a statement this week.
The case echoes several other cases, where liberals across Europe opened their houses to the nonwhite invaders pretending to be asylum seekers.
Another infamous case took placed in Sweden, where a liberal mother of three in Höör, Skåne, opened up her home for “asylum-seekers.”
According to a report in the Friatider newspaper, the woman ordered her ten-year-old daughter, named Emma, to vacate her bedroom to make space for the two “unaccompanied minors.”
On the evening of August 18, 2015, Emma awoke to find one of the nonwhite “juveniles,” Isaac squeezing her chest. She suffered breast pain after the incident and didn’t want to tell anyone, as she was afraid her mother would get in trouble.
Emma said she couldn’t even look at Isaac because “he looked scary to her.”
The story came out after Emma finally told a friend of hers, and eventually after several people became aware of the situation, Isaac was confronted.
>>59198519
>They are doing this to show that they have "conquered" London.
Anyone can buy adspace m8. It'll be gone soon anyway.
>>59198583
the age of le pacey white man has come
>>59198458
>we have a conservative government
What are they doing their best to hold on to and conserve?
What Labour initiated?
Yeah, I fucking thought so. They're not interested in conserving anything even remotely connected to British, or English, values or culture.
Statistically speaking, racism towards blacks is justified across the globe.
>>59198607
You really genuinly think the Conservatives aren't more right wing than labour?
Delusional if I'm honest
This is how I can tell you've not followed politics since before 2010
>>59198532
I believe they put a stop to the anti gay ads Christians wanted to run.
Also the lords prayer has been banned from cinemas recently.
>>59198583
this is such good news because you just know roy would have played him in stead of vardy at the euros
that nigga literally builds his team based on his fifa 16 ratings
>>59198660
Rorke
>>59198660
Why the fuck do Muslims rape so many children?
Thought rasheeds went on about it NOT being degenerate as fuck?
these conservatives don't give a fuck about the environment
they're not "conservative" at all, otherwise they'd keep the environment the same
>>59198690
Being slightly less left wing than Labour doesn't make you right wing.
>Buying adspace means conquering
Fucking moron.
>>59198684
Statistically speaking, racists tend to be poor and uneducated.
>>59198583
>The era of LE pacey black man up front for England is over
It's never actually been a thing
>>59198494
It does you have too much yankiness in you now.
Say you're looking at jobs and want to use your current employer as a reference on the CV. When should you tell them? When you get offered by the new place?
>>59198656
Simmer down, cunt.
Just saw this on youtube. Why?
>>59198693
So the ads on the buses were banned because they had a hateful message, and rules for cinema ads are clearly different to rules for bus ads.
Try again Rorke.
>>59198761
Statistically speaking, blacks also tend to be poor and uneducated so I'm not sure what you're on about m8
>Rorkes that still desperately cling to the belief that the Conservatives will reduce immigration "any day now" and reveal they were only pretending to be a left-of-centre party.
lads
>>59198581
>p*tting ast*rixes *n v*wels
f*ck *ff
>>59198690
theyre more right wing than nigger for a neighbour but still cucks
I won't lie lads, I do like a drop of red wine now and then
>>59198693
anti gay ads aren't politically neutral, Muslims would have been banned from them too
All religious adverts are banned in cinemas so it's not a surprise
I want to rape Americans
>>59198788
Because everything is bad and is expected to get worse.
>>59198656
ASS
>>59198827
are you a responsible drinking mouse
>>59198812
desu immigration is a lot stricter under cameron
>>59198762
Nah before last season it was looking like our prospects were sturridge, sterling, wellbeck and walcott
>>59198813
>Doing th*s anyway
Fuck right off poncey little heritagefag.
>>59198806
>>59198761
Statistically speaking, my testicles are itchy.
If the conservative party of the 1950s saw the conservative party of 2016 they would call them communists.
>>59198845
You're fucking sick
>/pol/ is still occupying /int/
Ah yes, most impressive
>>59198660
Want to know the worst part about the Swedish incident? The guy said he was 15. He said he went to school at age 10. Attended school for 7 years. Then two years after finishing school, he arrived in Sweden. This makes him 15. The judge said "Yeah, he probably is 15 then, so we'll judge him as one". His punishment for molesting a ten year old girl in her own home? Counseling.
real talk lads, how do I get fired from a job I've already given notice at? I've got 2 weeks left and it sucks.
>>59195818
better than the tosspot we already have
apparently he didn't save enough money in dodging the taxes he created
so he said fuck it and sold our schools
and 34% of the NHS
and the post office
>>59198827
HONHONHONHON
back to burgundy pierre
>>59198813
i meant consonants
>>59198877
(Y*u) st*rted it
>>59198886
Not an argument.
>>59198905
fuck off filthy shitskin cunt, i'll fucking put you six feet under
>>59198812
Cameron ended the face uni immigration, made all uni students need visas and is putting In place the 35k income cap
The reason we have higher immigration now is because Bulgaria and Romania got full free movement with the UK during Cameron's time in office and we can't control EU migration
>>59198917
Just don't turn up? What are they going to do?
imagine if a girl wanted to shag me
>>59198905
Fuck off cunt
>>59198875
Sturridge and Sterling are good, Welbeck and Walcott are shite.
>>59198917
just stop coming in 2bh
>>59198345
no, we shouldn't leave it you cunts
>>59198917
Drink a hip flask at your desk
>>59195818
good edition.
lads why do bankers get so many bonuses and then the tories blame the immigrants for defunding the BBC?
>>59198886
No they wouldnt
The modern neoliberal Conservatives are much more free market orientated than the post war consensus Conservatives
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot;
Follow your spirit: and upon this charge,
Cry — God for Harry! England and Saint George!
>fuck off filthy shitskin cunt, i'll fucking put you six feet under
>>59198845
wtf?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/stokes-eminem-gangster-rapper-jailed-7943310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M6vG-PH8uQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpYMLfMSIdc
Modern day England
yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF5z3kj-Ku4
>>59199022
i can't count beyond 10 but i'm reasonably sure thats not 28 stars
>>59198917
What is it and why do you hate it?
If you've got another job lined up and don't need the reference just do fuck all
>>59198921
Vince cable, the lib dem MP, was secretary of state for business during the coalition which decided to sell off royal mail
>>59198458
fuCKING AUTISTS
faggots cant be bothered to learn their political parties so they just vote for the one currently in power because theyre scared of change
>>59198788
Have you not seen the trailer? The whole film is literally about the migrant invasion in Europe. Not even joking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRmKa7vvct4
Should I pirate Stallaris lads?
Making a spag bol and it smells lovely lads
>>59199089
you should be exiled to Australia
>>59198986
Sturridge gets injured once every 4 games
>>59199080
>why yes I do download all my opinions from /pol/
>>59199054
>BOO HOO I WANT TO BE BRITISH AND EAT BRITISH FOOD
Fucking typical Yanks.
Just ate dinner ama
>>59199102
making a burrito tonight
>>59199137
will it all be okay
>>59198875
No.
>British celebrity
>Moves to America
>LA
EVERY DAMN TIME. Is there nothing our country offers? Or are we truly a shithole with everyone who can jumping ship?
>>59199080
Lol they literally have muslim beards.
>>59199149
if god wills it
>>59199136
Don't think a yank has ever said that, or anyone for that matter
>>59199136
Why would anybody want to do that?
>>59199137
who the fuck eats dinner before 7. are you a child
>angry birds the movie?
>syrian refugee propaganda from the BIASED BBC, they didn't mention why leaving the EU would be a good thing once!
moving back to India soon
>>59199180
i'm sh'allah
>>59199172
LA is the centre of mainstream media. Why wouldn't they go there?
>>59199102
/ck/ here, enjoying some nice hunters chicken
>Killing parasites and bacteria and other things in meat before you consume them tends to make you much healthier.
>I speak from experience. I got lungworm from sushi. Too poor for doctor(murican) so had to buy anthelmintics used on livestock to cure myself. I was coughing up black goo.
>>59199188
God knows but they do.
>>59199195
real men don't care about the rules
>>59199172
>Or are we truly a shithole with everyone who can jumping ship?
Yes and I'll be moving next month.
>tfw there won't even be a day of a rope
>tfw we'll just accept Islam and within 100 years we will governed by Sharia law
>there will be no fightback
>just being passive and afraid of being called racist whilst Muhammed fucks your daughters and builds his Mosque
>>59199172
Sometimes people like to live close to where they work.
>>59199172
They best part is they move to one of the worst parts of America and still like it more than the UK
really distraught all the time
want to do the suicide
>>59199166
Why are you chatting shit? They literally were
>>59199228
it's not a rule. it's not being a child
>>59199242
t. middle class 18 year old white boy who just discovered /pol/
>>59199242
>>>/pol/
Fuck off.
>>59199288
oh god ;+
>>59199172
I had to dewaifu Karen Gillan for doing that. [spoiler]and ewan mcgregor[/spoiler]
>>59199301
not an argument
>>tfw there won't even be a day of a rope
>>tfw we'll just accept Islam and within 100 years we will governed by Sharia law
>>there will be no fightback
>>just being passive and afraid of being called racist whilst Muhammed fucks your daughters and builds his Mosque
just reading the latest edition of RIPE lads, all you rorkes could do with a few lessons if i'm honest
>>59199242
>tfw the conservatives will introduce a "citizen score" (They have these in china) which is like a credit score but it goes up and down based on how much of a good goyim you are
>Employers can see this citizen score
>It goes down when you vote UKIP or question immigration
>>59199080
>if anyone knows what these pigs are up to, it's mighty eagle
holy shit you're not kidding
>>59199328
They're both Scots so you already had a good inclination.
>>59199242
ah yes the world is getting worse and my contribution to it's salvation is greentexting on an anime imageboard
*removes kebab from jerusalem*
>>59199355
ur mum
>>59199262
Thought those posts from friends were before she had committed. Put a weird spin on it.
What did you do today to help the white British race lads?
>>59199430
delet this
>>59199080
>top comment is DEUS VULT
>>59198788
Ahh yes, cringey rubbish movies
No wonder children are huge brats nowadays.
Ahh yes the day of the rope!
From a book in which America gets engaged in a Brutal nuclear civil war, most white people end up dying from starvation and all of asia is destroyed by being nuked
Oh but all the black people are gone? Surely a price worth paying!
>>59199242
You realise Muslims won't ever be over 10% of the population right?
>>59199313
>>59199318
mentally deficient mongs who are incapable of comprehending the reality of the situation
*removes kebab from America*
when a yankposter from /int/ actually does go outside and ends up getting shot up, do they think about /int/ memes as they die?
>>59199505
>WE ARE ALL PIGS!YOU ARE ALL SPECIESIST BIGGOTS! PIGLATIN IS A RELIGION OF PEACE! IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR! COME ON!
>>59199212
>Hunters chicken
proper cheeky little satisfying quick tea
>No wonder children are huge brats nowadays
>>59199592
fuck off huge brat
>>59199540
9.99% too many
Only need a few pakistani lads to work the local Karahi house
Lads, please tell me everything will be okay. Tell me there'll always be an England.
>>59199577
haramest ting I ever seen
>>59199592
Ruth Davidson leader of the Scottish tories?
Nothing wrong with her 2bh
>fuck off huge brat
need these slavs to fucking SEED FUCK
>>59199313
>>59199318
LE POL
ITS LE POLL BOOGEYMEN
LE POLL EVEYRONE
>>59199670
>the Muslim people's Republic of Engg Al-andi
>>59199705
FACK OFF BRUV
>Premiering tonight to a fully sold out audience in Leicster square
>Guests include Farage, Davidson, Hannon and others
>Fully funded by kickstarter Brexit is a 70 minute film about why the UK should leave the EU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKDPK1Grqr0
>>59199540
What?
Look at the 2011 census (probably more now as that was 5 years ago) and around 10% of all infants in the UK are Muslim
>>59199704
>tfw you will never be a dog
>>59199712
I NEED to seed inside a polish woman
need succ
Hi
I like to post what I call "fedora pictures" on the internet when I'm confronted with opinions I disagree with but am utterly incapable of refuting
It's really funny
>LE POL
>ITS LE POLL BOOGEYMEN
>LE POLL EVEYRONE
*inquires as to the purchase price of the terrier situated on display at the shopfront that has the particularly emotive tail*
>>59199758
very bad feel
>>59199758
but your mother always will.
>>59199718
/cum/
>>59199789
strawpoll????
>>59199789
>tfw I actually am /pol/
>Hi
>I like to post what I call "fedora pictures" on the internet when I'm confronted with opinions I disagree with but am utterly incapable of refuting
>It's really funny
>>59199750
The fertility gap between Muslims and non-muslims has been going down dramatically
Muslims will never be over 10% of our population
>>59199842
Please remove this post
>>59199758
brit consortium reigns supreme lads
stellaris bros ww@
>>59199909
AWOOOOOOOVEMENT
Lads my computer wants to update to Windows 10 tonight, should I do it?
>>tfw I actually am /pol/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10186120
http://www.strawpoll.me/10186120
http://www.strawpoll.me/10186120
>>59199942
just do it
what does /brit/ do when feeling :(
im feeling bad rite now actually
Are there any good scots or are they all seperatist scum?
>>59199891
Except for the extra Muslims who comes here as immigrants and the millions of syrian refugees who in a few years will have EU citizenship lol
So I've decided to start my own business lads.
Gonna sell plants.
>>59199891
Slightly under 2% here and we've already started having terror attacks/threats/rape gangs etc.
>>59199960
meditate
bloody yanks
>>59199989
Let us know how it goes lad.
>>59199960
listen to leonard cohen or red house painters but it depends on the feel.
me dangling in the air
>>59199568
Yes. Rip to all my fallen niggas
*pours pbr on floor*
Mom clean that up
>>59199918
Pirating it now
>>59200014
what did I do? you can't even make a legitimate argument against me
>>59200014
I know. They're awesome
>>59199960
Open my third eye and have a good gander at my bumhole.
>So I've decided to start my own business lads.
>Gonna sell plants.
>>59199971
Ah yes, after they all had to live in Germany for 8 years to get citizenship they'll give up everything they have in Germany to come to a just as developed country that doesn't speak German!
>>59199960
go walk by the river, sit for a while and enjoy the environment, watch the animals, listen to the birds
if I can't do that, then listen to music, read or write
do you guys ever super-like anyone on tinder?
feels a bit much
>put curry in the microwave
>it only has to be in there for 7:30 minutes
>my dad takes this opportunity to have his mates round and have a chat in the kitchen so I'll have to go out and fucking walk past them in order to get my curry
swear he does this shit on purpose
Pah! Don't be silly, British people will never be a minority in London you scaremongering bigot
>>59199989
sell me a venus flytrap for an agreeable price desu
>>59199891
Look at the amount of Muslim children in schools compared to the amount of non-Muslim children.
Look at the amount of non-Muslim old people compared to Muslim old people.
Guess what will happen in 20-30 years?
Just bought Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Guess I won't be doing revision or going to exams for the next couple of days
>>59200145
You don't need to revise for GCSE's
>>59199960
sit in the sun and read a book
or drink if its night time
>>59200140
What are you doing going to schools nonce?
>>59200145
Exams are for children you batty boy.
>>59200095
I was reading earlier and that's what made me sad
I kept getting sidetracked and kept thinking about bad things
Welshman here who has always identified as English. Not British, ENGLISH.
I want to get out of here lads, I want to know which area is the most pure distilled form of England. I'm thinking Yorkshire or Cornwall. Help me out please lad.
>>59200187
ah, but I find something funny or nice to read instead
one of the reasons why I always have multiple books on the go
>>59200145
>Lego Star Wars
>Lego games
even my 12 year old brother thinks they are too easy and boring as fuck
>>59200180
Dropping my little brothers off.
>>59200183
so is star wars
Ah yes, very impressive
>>59200195
Why don't you wanna be Welsh
A pope is a fraud
A church is a lie
A queen is the same damn thing
You should pray to your fake god that she die
>>59200228
You have a good look round do you? Disgusting lad.
>4:13 on a Thursday morning
>shitposting on a bermudan boar hunting forum
At Nigel Farage Square
