Friendly reminder that tanning is skin cells in trauma and you'll look like a leather handbag by the time you're 30 if you do it frequently... edition.
cara
>>59189224
What an ugly cunt that emaciated cretin is!
karen
James
thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN55i8T-zK8
>>59191482
Yes, me boy?
>>59191482
doxxed
my hairdressers daughter
>>59191472
You could land a 747 on that schnoz
>>59191510
come home we all miss you
who here /posting in brit/?
>>59191551
weirdo
>>59191482
Yam-ez?
Reading a book lads
>Total presence breaks on the univocal predication of the exterior absolute the absolute existent (of that of which it is not possible to univocally predicate an outside, while the equivocal predication of the outside of the absolute exterior is possible of that of which the reality so predicated is not the reality, viz., of the dark/of the self, the identity of which is not outside the absolute identity of the outside, which is to say that the equivocal predication of identity is possible of the self-identity which is not identity, while identity is univocally predicated of the limit to the darkness, of the limit of the reality of the self). This is the real exteriority of the absolute outside: the reality of the absolutely unconditioned absolute outside univocally predicated of the dark: the light univocally predicated of the darkness: the shining of the light univocally predicated of the limit of the darkness: actuality univocally predicated of the other of self-identity: existence univocally predicated of the absolutely unconditioned other of the self. The precision of the shining of the light breaking the dark is the other-identity of the light. The precision of the absolutely minimum transcendence of the dark is the light itself/the absolutely unconditioned exteriority of existence for the first time/the absolutely facial identity of existence/the proportion of the new creation sans depth/the light itself ex nihilo: the dark itself univocally identified, i.e., not self-identity identity itself equivocally, not the dark itself equivocally, in “self-alienation,” not “self-identity, itself in self-alienation” “released” in and by “otherness,” and “actual other,” “itself,” not the abysmal inversion of the light, the reality of the darkness equivocally, absolute identity equivocally predicated of the self/selfhood equivocally predicated of the dark.
>>59191551
I'd fuck her even if she has an Irish accent.
>>59191551
>tfw my friends gf is my hairdresser
>>59191573
Definitely not me
>>59191571
No, I'm afraid I won't.
All the best, take care of Mother.
James
i liek france do u lke france
>>59191494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg
>my hairdesser
>>59191573
not for a while starting now
This makes me really mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWUjilMKRig
just had baked beans on toast lads
>tfw poor
>>59191599
fucking hell that is dense - who is it?
I got 1 page in Nietzsche before throwing it across the room
what haircut do you get lads?
I get a zero around the side and a 1 on the top
nice and tight
GRAND
TOUR
>>59191637
How much poo would a poo in the loo poo in a loo if a poo in the loo could poo in a loo.
>he doesn't go to a barbers
batty boys
am I not a yank now?
>>59191697
That's a nice name Jeremy can we watch it now?
>>59191690
mid length and comb it into oblivion
>tfw naturally straight hair
aroooooga
Don't have a hairdresser or even a shop I frequent 2bh
Just get whatever girl I'm with to trim it up every couple months
>>59191708
how else am I going to have boobs pressed against the back of my head and female contact?
>>59191717
ah, back to normal
was scared for a moment desu
doing a shoot
gf just sent me this
>>59191682
Foundation: Matter the Body Itself by D.G. Leahy.
>>59188374
swit swoo geezers
>>59191776
>not tradtional
>doing a shoot
the gf actually sent me this
>>59191880
is she a lesley bean?
>>59191880
>gf is literally showing her nipples to just about everyone
some gf you have
Lads, the skin just below the underside of your wrist is so soft and hairless. You can stroke it and close your eyes and pretend it's a girl.
>>59191815
> existence univocally predicated of the absolutely unconditioned other of the self.
ah yes
*puffs pipe*
*bubbles come out*
>>59191669
>a paki telling me I could not live in my own city while my government caters to Syrian migrants by the hundreds of thousands
I'd have to kill him 2bh
>>59191904
it was a private picture just for but I thought I'd share
>>59191880
>it's photoshopped
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59191937
he's smooth, like the inside of your arm
>>59191669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdOHPjMzY8s
>girl I like is dating a Muslim
Hold me lads
>>59192032
>>59192032
>still liking her
Sort yourself out lad.
*hovers into /brit/ in meditation position with eyes closed and glowing with golden light*
*beckons onto you intergalactic chakras with my all seeing 3rd eye*
Ascend, my boys
>>59192056
True she is tainted now.
>>59192032
You must be pretty fucking repulsive if she prefers a Muzzie over you.
Toilet seat arrived in the post lads.
doing a little cry
Would you?
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1971392
rate my essay plan lads
>Still finds gingers attractive despite the fact they are subhuman
How
>>59192213
um rude
>>59192153
guess you could say yo ugoita a poopoo aaaaaaaappahaahhahahaha
need my tits licked
>>59192176
*wipes the tears from your eyes and hugs you*
If you disagree with mass immmigration you are a retarded racist :)
>>59192213
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what the fuck did you say about my people??????
>>59191669
>indigenous population
>>59192197
definitely
>>59192276
Nothing unscientific
>>59192275
I agree with mass immigration of minorities back to their own countries
what do you actually think of niamh lads
wet out
>>59192032
I fucked a Paki grill in every imaginable way for months until she fucked off back to be some saps virgin bride.
Pulled one back for ya lad.
>>59192377
She's just summat to put your dick in
>>59192408
Good job lad.
Do you think I'll need a driving license to be the only occupant of a driverless car?
I don't have one, but with driverless cars a year away I don't see the need. May as well put that money towards the car.
>>59192408
spicy
>>59192444
Worried she wasn't stoned. Not kidding.
>>59192488
She'll have kept her mouth shut.
>>59192408
Thanks lad
1-9 I wank
0 I stick a finger up my bum
dubs I stick a dildo up my bum
499 words to go lads
Who are the shittest people on /int/?
>>59192598
Irish, Yanks and Aussies.
>>59192598
Us and the Yanks.
>>59192598
all me
>>59192598
In order
>tripfags
>reddit flag users
>non-whites
>yanks
>>59192598
me but unironically
>>59192448
yes you lazy fuck
>>59192598
Tripfags, weebs, kpop nonces and yanks.
Literally stumped lads
>>59192593
Jesus lad. Dafuq is that you're eating?
help how do I get this back to normal
>82 GBP to fix the wifi card on my laptop
fuming lads
>>59192893
I was thinking 4.
Why do you say 6?
>>59192889
you can get a USB adaptor for a few quid haha
>>59192598
muslims and blacks
>>59192786
bottom left
middle shape is rotated 90 degrees clockwise and inverted, then applied to the left shape
>>59192889
you've been robbed there lad
>>>/pol/73696388
LADS
>>59192958
I was thinking the same thing tubby. But seems like this joker has a problem with that >>59192893
>>59192786
Bottom right.
Rotate the second image 90 degrees clockwise. Then check each side. If it's blank, draw a straight line. If it's curved inwards, draw an outward curve. If it's curved outwards, draw an inward curve. Presumably if it was a straight line, you would leave it blank.
give us a suck then
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184763
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184763
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184763
Off to the mosque lads. Do you want me to pick up anything on the way back?
>>59192990
not everyone is as smart as the two of us ;)
*bends you to my will*
>have somehow blagged my way to the final interview stage of a proper full-time job that pays a livable wage (~£17,500)
Somehow I don't think I'll be able to lie my way through a face to face interview. It was bad enough making up extremely unconvincing, vague lies on the phone earlier in the process.
Raining. Heavy. Down. Listening. To .Radiohead. Wishing. I. Was. With. Her. Crying.
>>59193104
me on the left
poo
>>59193232
Why do white girls love doner meat so much?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1462980999699.jpg
>>59192032
Are you >>/r9k/28489504 or are they really taking our women?
>>59193283
fuck sake >>>/r9k/28489504
>>59193107
had an interview and didn't get it
still NEET
good luck though
>>59193232
Grotesque
>>59193314
who would have that as their oneitis
>>59193268
rasheed
>>59193341
Benders.
>>59193318
Sorry to hear that lad. Did they give you feedback at all?
I appreciate the kinds words.
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I work in the morning so during that time don't write or invite me even though I'm Online.
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>>59193373
haven't asked yet 2bh
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184836
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184836
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184836
>>59193388
>I'm a girl but don't say I am tee hee
She can fuck off.
>>59193403
Might aswell. It can only help your chances next time.
>>59193107
good luck desu. get apprehensive about the intial application stage, lost the nerve to even attend the only proper interview i've had so far
>>59193388
would put all my savings on this creature having a willy
UK is a shithole
>>59193486
CLASSIC Aussie banter right there lads.
>>59193516
He's not wrong tho
>>59193486
HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER
had an interview this morning lads
i can see the light at the end of the tunnel
may be a train though
>>59193548
Rasheed
Canada, America, UK or Australia.
Which country would be the best to work and live in lads?
Please be objective in your answer as I know this is a predominatly British general
>>59193516
See >>59193548
It's an endearing shithole though, I'll give you that
>>59193552
/brit/ is FINISHED. You had a good run but it's all over now.
Is there any benefit to tanning other than vitamin D? I mean I like the feel of sunshine on my skin, and I like to not look paler than Dracula, but is there any other health benefit?
>>59193567
UK ofc
>>59193449
Thanks fa︃m. I understand your pain and apprehension.
>lost the nerve to even attend the only proper interview i've had so far
I've done the exact same twice now. Both times I got fully dressed up, prepared answers to their questions, went to the places and then just walked straight past and came home again.
For this interview I am LITERALLY going to take drugs before hand to reduce my anxiety and hopefully get me in the door.
New song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
>>59193567
Anywhere but Britain there's a lot of prejudice here. In America you'll be treated like a king.
>>59193283
Not me mate
>>59193567
New Zealand m8, apply for a visa today
>>59193565
Nope.
It's a shithole because there are too many Rasheeds
>>59193567
What kind of:
1. job
2. abode and neighborhood do you prefer
why THE FUCK is she leaving me on seen
>>59193567
Australia but it's hard to get in.
Then America but it's even harder to get in.
Canada is possible but the people there are annoying and it's cold.
Obviously coming here would be easy but I'd say we're the worst out of all 4.
People with jobs want to kill themselves and people without them want to kill themselves.
I've never seen a more miserable country.
tempted to try bottoming
anal masturbation doesnt feel too good for me, but i reckon the intensity of getting a good bumming might just be spot on
not gay or anything though
>>59193567
Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe7uKhHj-kk
>>59193642
No, it's mainly the weather, the awful grey and delapidated post industrial towns, the lack of space, the shit food, the ugly people.
>>59193590
you can pull peng tings
that's gotta be good for your health
>>59193726
What?
>>59193643
>neighborhood
what did he mean by this?
>>59193567
I would say yankland due to lower taxes, lower cost of living, higher wages and more personal freedoms.
The only down side would be lack of worker protection laws, no holiday time and getting jewed on healthcare.
>>59193786
Sorry nige, you know I love you guys deep down
>>59193794
Yanks can't speak English so don't give them a hard time.
>>59193774
we had a lot of english cartoons on tv here
they remind me of being a carefree kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUyq0zf8hrk
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184926
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184926
http://www.strawpoll.me/10184926
>>59193749
/postindustrialshithole/ is a comfy feel
>>59193749
I will grant you all of those except for the weather, hot weather is objectively shit and only suitable for brown people and the food, which is nothing but a yank meme started by moronic GI's who thought rationing food was the standard food.
wish i had a twin sister
n-not for sexual reasons
Now that we're in our third recession, what will happen?
>>59193851
Classic Zonko he's the best.
>>59193850
Please don't tell me you guys add a superfluous "u" in there somewhere
do you pronounce it neigh-bower-hood? :-)
>>59194000
>Superflous
Ahh yes we should definitely destroy our language because you're too stupid to learn to spell properly.
>>59193946
The Full English breakfast is the only redeeming thing about your cuisine (literally the best breakfast ever), everything else decent is a result of your immigrants. Fish and chips is okay but I'd only eat it maybe once a year.
>>59194000
>do you pronounce it neigh-bower-hood? :-)
Near enough, yeah.
>>59193977
i honestly can't remember a time when everything wasn't either fucked or on the brink of being fucked
we just deal with it
>>59193862
Irish accents are lovely
>>59193862
>Howdy ya'll
>>59194068
Objectively false, but probably can't even name 5 British foods, let alone tried them.
Hate the BBC desu
All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
>>59194080
good side boob
>>59194000
I'm wishing cancer upon you.
>>59194159
Middle aged american women need to go to be honest.
>>59193606
yeah, it's not a nice feeling
I find vacancies that are ideal and get all excited, then the reality of the interview hits and I lose all enthusiasm for job hunting
>>59194159
Without having read the article, I will guess it's prescription painkillers like Oxycontin, Opana, etc.
>>59193998
good lad
>>59193862
how do brits feel about slavik aksents
would it get me any positive attention?
Typing "Old british childrens tv themes" on Youtube now thanks to that Zonko stuff earlier.
>>59194159
their husbands/alcoholism
>27c in my room with the window open
>>59194067
>destroy
Since when is adding efficiency, destruction? It's about as useful as an appendix.
>>59194198
Wrong it's men forcing women into childbirth.
>>59194159
Why? What about this article makes you hate the BBC?
>>59194080
Her name literally means "freedom" in spudlish. She was probably raised to hate British people.
>>59194133
>but probably can't even name 5 British foods, let alone tried them.
...who, me or you?
>>59194241
did a cry to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4GpAJOEXtc
>>59194159
>>59194198
Wew, I was right. Don't even need to open BBC articles because I already know everything about everything.
>>59194255
Nice and cool here in the NE
>>59194295
batty boy
>>59194159
That story triggered the fuck out of me this morning. The death rates for men are many orders greater than for women in every criteria and they are throwing a shitfit about this great horror of womens death rates? Fuck the BBC.
>>59194080
was she in The Grand Budapest Hotel?
>>59194080
I like to think this is sershlad, returned to the fold
seen quite a few sersh posts with a uk flag, not that irishman
>>59194239
Croatian sounds like Serbian sounds like Russian sounds like Lithuanian sounds like Polish.
Literally all Slavs sound identical to me.
Everything in-between Germany and China is the same.
remember ask jeeves haha
>>59194295
Love that one.
Always forgot how much of an absolute fucking tune the old fireman sam theme was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtlJU8e8v8
>>59194326
yes
>>59194257
>It's about as useful as an appendix.
hey, some people like looking through raw data
>>59194275
You, I don't know what happened there.
>>59194309
21st day in a row I've drunk alcohol
Haha lads ABSOLUTE MADMAN I AM
>>59194309
They should have read the fine print at the bottom of the screen
God those yank adverts are weird
>>59194196
Just got to keep on keeping on lad.
Obviously there are circumstances where it would be ill advised to take drugs but you might consider it. I'm at the point now where I just think fuck it, even if I have to take something to get me into the interview, it's preferable to not going. You can buy stuff online that is legal (or will be legal until 26th May) that helps fight anxiety.
>>59194391
English breakfast
Fish n Chips
Roast beef, peas, potatoes
... yep that's it
>>59194414
I realised recently I can't remember the last day I didn't consume alcohol, it must be at least a couple years ago
>>59194159
not me
no siree
>>59193107
Lmao, I just got offered a job paying £45K a year and all I done was attend an interview. Did not even apply.
Runts like you are shit on the bottom of my shoe.
>>59194488
So you can't even name five, as predicted.
>>59194435
have u seen apolcalypto
mummy says i'm too old for bitty now lads
what do?
>>59194604
Yes
>>59194597
Are there even 5?
You can't name ingredients of the dishes I mentioned.
>>59194641
take it from her by force
Just bought my first car, wahey.
>>59194534
FOBNT
>>59194644
have put it on the list
>>59194650
toast sandwich
*wanks you off*
science is all guess work
>>59194650
You named one.
I don't know what you get from this shitposting but it is very boring.
anyone hiring a mummys boy with no life skills?
>>59194650
roast dinner (various nondescript meats)
pottage
meat pie
fruit pie
fish tempura and pommes frites
mushrooms I found by the side of the motorway
jam
>>59194534
no bully
>>59194704
>>59194750
>>59194769
He's a chink lads.
>>59194693
goodo
>>59194786
ambrosia
>>59194704
also ambrosia
>>59194670
The insurance for my first car was £2,400.
I wish I just kept my money to be honest.
>>59194750
>but it is very boring.
then it matches your cuisine
I don't like Indian food, I prefer English food like pizza and chinese
Was walking through a council estate when I spotted a few urchins having a kickabout. Paid them £10 each to take turns kicking the ball at my ballbag over about half an hour
All foreign food is technically british
>>59194807
I don't know if the joke would work as well through goggle translate
>tfw the queen banters the Chinks
>>59194786
Every jf shitposting thread this gets posted and not once have they ever explained what is so offensive about it.
The only thing I can think of is the fact that the fish looks like fish and not fried and breakcrumbed, but that would just make the poster look like a 5 year old little girl.
>>59194852
Would have had more success if you'd paid them to kick your sack direct.
Can't imagine they were terribly accurate.
scum
like us
like acid
>>59194921
he was in here last week with this offer
>>59194843
What was that from?
>>59194876
why would she banter her own subjects
>>59194887
>Australians
>jfs
Hello Rahul, enjoying your stay in England?
>>59194876
VERY RUDE CHINKS.
>>59194963
he said jf shitposting threads, it wasn't directed at you specifically
/brit/ just about qualifies admittedly
i think my ideal group of mates would be a 50/50 split of boys of girls who do loads of drugs and carry a sound system around all the time blasting pumping techno and we just dance all the time
>>59194963
True 2bh. Whether people like it or not Aussies are not JF'S.
