scary edition
Just got back lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-36267597?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_daily_politics_and_sunday_politics&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=news_central
>Sky TV presenter Eamonn Holmes has apologised after he appeared to link an attack on Manchester United's team bus with the Hillsborough disaster.
>Mr Holmes was talking on Sky News about the violence outside West Ham's stadium on Monday evening.
>Barry Devonside, who lost his son Christopher, 18, said Mr Holmes "should have known better."
>He added: "Last night was hooliganism.
"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."
>"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."
>"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."
>"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."
>"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."
leelee
Kyary
>>59195819
>Scousers
>No hooliganism
What
https://www.fb.com/theguardian/videos/10154109217166323/
What the fuck is this
doing my daily duolingo lads
list of wars the Chinese have won:
>>59195875
insufferable
Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump
"He'll never make it on the ballot paper
oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate
oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas
oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis
oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris
oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections
oh they only lost about 20 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"
He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister
>>59195862
Do you know how she got famous? By sleeping around and blogging about it.
Then along comes Contemode producer Yasutaka Nakata who makes her his personal sex servant in return for a music career, which was the reason for the end of his business relationship with Toshiko (of Capsule).
>>59195903
they're good at wars against themselves
much better
>>59195934
No she was a highly successful Harajuku model
Ah yes, my lab reagents have arrived. Excellent, now to begin some titrations and heat of combustion calculations, hmm yes quite interesting.
>>59195875
Why does this cunt think he can talk for everyone in every country that isn't America?
>>59195819
Scousers are worse than jews with the holocaust, Jesus Christ.
geummi
What do Port Arthur and Antarctica have in common???
Both are minus 35.
*tries to fit in*
*fails at it*
>>59195996
minus 35 what?
>tfw born in a northern shithole
>tfw I will never have a classy upper-class gf with a posh accent and a horse
>>59195955
My initial response was to type out the word "pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" but then I had second thoughts and I've decided to be mature about this instead.
>>59195819
>Not waving your palms around and telling him to "calm down, calm down"
Why do lefties pronounce Islam and Muslim different to everyone else
>>59195955
how'd you get those faggy sub-national flags??
good thread
>>59195875
Has The Guardian not learnt it's lesson in trying to impose smug leftism on US
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3981823.stm
>>59196012
Could easy get a moderately posh gf if you get into a good uni (and are capable of chatting to girls).
i want to stalk emma watson lads
>>59196012
horses are more trouble then they're worth
it'll look like a bomb site downstairs
>F1 drivers sit like this in their cars
Mad
>>59195974
because left-wingers think that everyone who isn't the super-rich elite are all poor, oppressed plebs who need an enlightened columnist to speak for them
How many people has /brit/ killed?
>>59195996
What, have the yanks had another mass shooting?
>>59196009
seriously just fuck off
Domino's new pizza tracker is gay as fuck
What did I order, I here you ask?
A large Ranch BBQ and a large Meatilicious
>>59195913
You're thread was shit and this post is shit
>>59196012
Everyone I know with a horse is poor as fuck and getting into debt trying to pretend they arent
>>59196064
I sit like that when I take a shit
""""people""""" who cant do war
>chinks
>italians
>indians
>arabs
>>59196064
>tfw lewis is a complete knob now
>>59196033
join the subreddit, you get them for free
>>59196072
personally, -17
>>59196024
Are you talking about the weird S pronunciation?
>Mussslin
>Isssslahm
>>59196010
>>59196073
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)
>>59196107
>-17
meaning you've saved 17 lives? Nice. I've had my life saved but I've never saved anyone.
>>59196077
prep the order
>>59196085
hownu.ru
>>59196038
>Lefties
>ever learning
>>59196094
cont.
>russians
>argentinians
>>59196024
>>59196125
Because that's how arabs pronounce it
>>59195961
Modelling her vagina to people's dicks yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZuighJwlTQ
>>59196077
>new
>here
just fucking delete this
>>59196169
proofs?
>>59195968
>titrations
I had to do a load of them for A-Level and I almost killed myself at the end of it
>>59196151
resurrected
>>59196125
Yeah exactly
Seolhyun
>>59196054
Good lord why? That's a negative to you more than anything.
Would it be fun to have an eastenders button in real life?
>>59196075
you aren't the boss of me
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEED A FOREST FIIIIIIREE
>>59196064
I always thought they sat up straighter
>>59196207
why would it be?
I would get aroused stalking her, and theres no possible negative outcome
>>59196223
was just watching the video for this
good taste m8
>>59196072
I remember thinking that we made Winkie commit suicide due to bullying years ago.
>>59196223
best get yourself over to canada
>>59196211
that's fitting in
>>59196199
ah. Never resurrected anyone personally, but I have been resurrected.
>>59196195
That one where it changes colour one way then changes back later was pretty neat though.
>>59196189
Trust me mate I'm a big fan of the shibuya-kei movement.
It's embarrassing she's even involved.
>>59196009
Ah you'll never fit in like that lad.
For Dave
was a the pub
2 tongan/nz blokes chatted with my mate and i and bought us both 2 frothies
went back home and spewed
hby
>>59196024
>>59196125
>>59196201
Because they don't want to offend the Muslamics isn't it
>oi u fuckin kafir its not muzlim its muSSSSSlim
>>59196277
I offer classes at night school, if you're interested
>>59196283
Not an argument
>Treating Muslims like extremists will turn them into extremists
What is this logic?
Are we admitting that """""moderate"""" muslims are one mean word away from becoming terrorists?
>>59196077
What the fuck is ranch?
>>59196035
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that Karen really smells like poo-poo-oo
Yeah, Karen really smells like poo-poo-oo
>>59196305
Dave knows what's going on. The "sun" is a black hole covered in yellow food colouring
>>59196316
nah that kind of thing is not really for me, I'd prefer pyromancy if I ever got into magic.
>>59196347
>>59196340
Reminder that if you don't let Muslims into America they will all attack you
>>59196077
t>>59196077
his post fucked me
>If you think the 'Allah is Great' London buses are a problem, you've proven why we need them
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/if-you-think-the-allah-is-great-london-buses-are-a-problem-youve-proven-why-we-need-them-a7020761.html
JME is streaming videogames again
>>59196371
It's a sharpened stick you stupid cunt.
They use those in the Argentinian army!
literall rathe drunk lads gaha
>>59196211
And you're so big.
>>59196387
How long has the "independent" been a leftist rag?
Their remit is to be unbiased.
>>59196371
>>59196355
The yellow food colouring is an E-number and when we leave the EU it will leave as well and reveal the black hole. It all makes sense now. Dave is trying to save us.
Why do people put their tongues in each others mouths when they kiss lads? I was talking to my gf about it recently, it seems really odd to do if you sit back and think about it
>>59196371
>Stamford hill
More than 10% of all Jews in the UK live there, gotta protect them
>>59196305
some of the shit he's been coming up with recently is priceless, damage control at it's finest
>how do you spend your evenings
>gayposting on /brit/
>are you gay?
>no
my life
HOW DO I STALK EMMA WATSON
>>59196210
What the fuck is an Eastenders button?
>>59196387
Hmm lets see who wrote this article...
>Nishaat Ismail
Ahh yes, very British name
>>59196457
it feels nice
dont see how thats weird
>>59196439
Since before you were born
>>59196415
link it senpai
>>59196441
i met my dad's friend from argentina the other night
seems like a cool place to go i'll probably go when dad passes away and i inherit some money (feels like what he'd want me to do). he's friend was telling me about the 30% inflation rate and how all argentinians wanted to be european, conversely he was telling me about how beautiful patagonia is
seems like the SA cone would be an excellent place to visit
who /wank/ here
any straight lads here have experience sucking cock? might give it a go
>>59196479
informed the constabulary
>>59196243
Because she is an over rated, stuck up little princess who sees men as inferior beings while partaking in tax evasion.
Nothing about her is good.
CARALAD GO TO THE CHOOB ITS URGENT
Why doesn't PoF have an "I don't know what the fuck I want" profile option?
I don't know if I'm trying to date a girl, just smash once, repeatedly smash, etc
>>59196464
they live in a hill?
comfy
>>59196481
A button that stops eastenders being shown on TV
>>59196282
I think I did one like this, but the change was so quick that no one in the group saw it and we got told to redo it
I'm not sure what's worse; the prep or the fact it takes half an hour to complete some titrations
Oh, look, a brit thread talking about Muslims again how refreshing
>>59196524
considering it, but first I'm going to do a poo poo
>>59196305
So what is it?
Civilization VI tbqh lads
mumsnet
>>59196524
Not wanked or looked at any erotic material in 11 days. Not even opened any slag thumbnails.
My chakras are aligning and my third eye is noticeably decalcified but I still have a ways to go.
>>59196340
If you're nice to people then they won't have a reason to be mean to you.
t. not a bully
>>59196527
did it once when I was about 12 with a mate
>>59196524
just did first one in a few days, climaxed at 50% erection
>>59196587
Looks like wank.
dr.pavel im cia
>>59196528
will they help me if i say im moslem?
>>59196533
>who sees men as inferior beings
:33 i want her to sexually dominate and force me to lick her feet
>>59196602
bit gay
>>59196387
And you have proven why we need gas chambers.
>>59196587
BTS i hope
These lads can kiss 100 Swedish girls in one day, while some of you haven't even kissed 1 girl.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qEm1eR_hsq8
>Scroll through Netflix Originals
>Almost everything is rated 2 stars or less
>>59196317
Sorry to have to deliver these harsh truths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_wpOmM1d8w
absolute tune
summer anthem right her rn
>>59196624
>Argentinian
>Domination
Impossible.
>>59196517
You need to hurry up and see it before we turn it into a smoking crater.
>>59196619
for you
Don't respond to him
>>59196477
sounds like a right laugh
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11458505.Birth_defects_are_the_biggest_killer_of_children_in_the_Bradford_district/
>THE sheer scale of Bradford's birth defect problem has been laid bare in a new report on child deaths.
>The report shows that two in every five child deaths in the district are caused by genetic anomalies - the most common cause of death among under-18s.
Could this have something to do with Muslims marrying their cousins?
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/revealed-emma-watson-named-in-latest-panama-papers-leak/
>Emma (like many high profile individuals) set up an offshore company for the sole purpose of protecting her anonymity and safety.
Wow what a cunt
She's been caught out now take the fucking blame
>>59196650
the licentiousness of the swede knows no bounds
>>59196587
>Civilization
Fuck off yank.
efil ym fo flah
efil ym fo flah
efil ym fo flah
efil ym fo flah
efil ym fo flah
Season 2>>>Season 1>>>>Season 3>>>>>>>>>>>Season 4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Season 5
dont respond to him
>>59196655
Still not an argument
>>59196627
I'll cop that
>>59196717
>all the Pakis die out due to inbreeding
>>59196736
BrBa
ez, next
>Dissident Republican attacks are at the same threat level as Islamic attacks in the UK
What? How?
>>59196736
Game of Thrones
>>59196717
It's specifically a Pakistanis marrying their cousins problem don't sugar coat it
>>59196591
I know 4chan gets called the arsehole of the internet, but mumsnet is several orders worse in every way.
>YWN play a civ game about killing foreigners and civilising them
Why even play
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/09/its-10-years-since-a-man-was-interviewed-on-bbc-by-mistake-5871153/
>The taxi driver had turned up at BBC studios to interview for a job as a Data Support Cleanser.
>But instead he was mistaken for tech expert Guy Kewney and quickly rushed on set and asked tough questions about Apple’s court cases with The Beatles record label.
>>59196757
yeah chin it lad
you a poofter? if not that must be a fuck off pill to swallow everyday
>>59196717
It's only 25% Muslim you fucking racist
It's probably all the white people
>>59196773
>S1 anywhere but the top
nah
>>59196736
walking dead
>>59196352
delete
>>59196619
CIA I'm MI6.
>>59196767
Probably because the Irish have killed hundreds more Brits in terrorist attacks than Muslims ever have
>>59196619
Dr. Paul, I'm UQK
Rick Grimes made me this way
gonna start learning golf so i can play with my grandad this summer lads
>>59196805
season 2 is the worst walking dead season
>>59196020
Muh 96
>Muslims make up 5% of the UK population
So why does Britain seem 40% paki?
>>59196779
>Data Support Cleanser
Was it his job to wipe down the office keyboards or something? What does that job title even mean for fuck's sake?
>>59196830
what happened to his face
>>59196717
>>59196790
Not even slightly gay.
It's not that bad, I rarely ever think about it at all.
>>59196830
>those jeans
dude...
>>59196671
KEK
good one m8
>>59196826
40 fucking years ago.
Facebook has just become
>Clickbait articles
>Mums sharing "I love my son" pictures
>Mums sharing random quotes with a minion stuck on them
>Some random girl from school you're friends with for some reason that's a single mum sharing 6 blurred pictures at a time of her child
>People uploading the entire content of their SD card after a holiday
>Pray4[country] statuses
>>59196864
You're only paying attention the pakis.
>>59196864
Probably because you live in a paki city
Plenty of places with hardly any
>>59196859
i know lol i was just trolling
he's clearly about rugrats
>>59196767
Centennial of Easter Rising and another IRA offshoot has declared it's self as existing
>>59196883
>Not even slightly gay.
uh lad you did suck a lads dick
>>59196864
probably cause you don't leave the house and we're all rasheeds here on /brit/
>>59196868
He got bit
>>59196884
Not me, I took the picture.
>>59196718
>Woman
>Ever taking responsibility for their actions
>>59196894
>become
lads world of tanks is free on ps4 right now
worth getting y/n?
>>59196072
me?
none, nope, none at all
>>59196944
no, free is too high
>>59196736
>Season
Fuck off yank.
>>59196894
you forgot
>Ladbible
>Ladbook
>Unilad
et al
>>59196945
>replying to a 20 minute old post
kill yourself
Isn't marrying and fucking your cousin illegal?
>>59196965
season 6 top DH ama
should i contact my father that i havent seen or spoken to since i was 9 lads, tracked him down on an obscure internet forum
>>59196917
Yep, but I don't find men attractive at all. I was just a horny kid and wanted to put my dick anywhere I could, and girls were too mysterious at the time so I settled for my mates mouth.
>500ml bottles that list """""portion size""""" as 250ml so they can get away without having 60% sugar on the label
This should genuinely not be legal.
>>59196914
The Centenary passed with zero incidents. The last big annivesary kicked off the fucking Troubles. Are you talking about the Real IRA? They're hardly a threat. Do less damage than your average Chicago chimp gang.
Just found this on google
Absolutely banterous and that's ignoring the fact it's a Yank website written for yanks
http://www.irisheasterrising.com/
>>59196894
Why are you friends with mums?
>>59196894
>People uploading the entire content of their SD card after a holiday
This one gets on my nerves the most
JUST CHOOSE THE 10 BEST PICTURES
Created my 4 year plan lads
>>59196894
>Mums sharing "I love my son" pictures
Genuinely never seen this before
can you find an example?
>>59196736
the wire
>>59196996
(and vice versa)
>>59196950
I mean is it good enough to warrannt the 29GB of storage space I must grant it
>>59196991
it is not
>>59196944
eh, it's OK
I'd go for it
literally confused as to why she isn't into me
im hot
she's single
wtf
Why do pakis marry their cousins so much?
>>59197022
Hoping to increase steel production to catch up with the West I hope?
>>59197011
>not wanting to cum inside a lonely woman who's forgotten her own sexuality
really need caralad
has anyone seen him?
>>59197063
190kilogramme post
>>59196996
bit gay
>Metal music
>Anime
>Fast paced video games like DOTA, LoL, sanic
What is it about these three things that seems to attract the same crowd of autistic melts? It's like catnip for spackers.
Ulster's twitter
>>59197088
Yeah
>>59197047
Can't you just try it out and delete it if you don't like it?
It's a free country
>>59197087
no one else will
>>59197087
Nobody else wants them.
>>59196774
not really seeing a problem tbqh
>phone vibrates
>hope it's a message from her
>dominoes advertising
>>59197111
>why are spackers into spacky things?
>>59197007
>easter
>>59197111
Spacknip
Keep having this fantasy where I'm a prominent anti-feminist and slowly succeeding in turning public opinion against feminism, but then Emma Watson discovers my weakness for all things femdom, and starts to seduce and dominate me. It culminates with a gripping climax (literally) when she films herself fucking me with a strapon while I cry, locks me in chastity, and blackmails me with the footage and eventually forces me to publicly pledge my support for feminism while she watches smugly in the crowd.
Good fantasy or not?
*wonders why the same shit gets posted every day*
*realize i post the same thing almost every day*
>>59197113
>the first thing you tell people about yourself is that you're a gamer
wew
>>59197087
Paki girls are fit
>>59197063
Alri Elliot
Think I'm just going to start straight asking girls on Tinder if they want to hook up
>Muslims are literally not going anywhere
>Right wing rhetoric is dying and the whole west is becoming more and more left wing
>Freedom of speech is dead
>Britain WILL become more and more muslim and less and less white
>A 3 bedroom terrace will cost 1 million pounds
How upset does this make you lads?
>>59197113
He politely asked me to ask you to stop posting this
>>59197022
>implying you'll make it through the first month
>>59197116
>Can't you just try it out and delete it if you don't like it?
>>59197116
ok ill d this ty
>>59197063
in what way is she not into you?
foy
>>59197113
Wtf is a scenster
Who's that with a with a blue suede shoe
Today marks the 3rd day in a row that I have been outside in the sun for at least 30 minutes. How many more days of this until I become a tanned Chad?
Why didn't she respond?
>>59197210
It's a financial plan
Doing nothing is part of the plan
>>59197223
It must be an Irish thing.
>>59197007
Have that picture painted as a mural on a house round near where I live tbqh.
>>59197195
>Right wing rhetoric is dying
only in the UK and Germany really
>>59196038
>"Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to not vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies," read one reply.
>"If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels."
>"Real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions," read another.
pretty on point tb h
people who move to a house next to an airport and then complain about the noise need their houses demolished
>>59197245
that's a hilarious post lolll
if only women had a good sense of humour as well.
>Self help books that tell you to follow your dreams
Absolute bull fucking shit. What if your dream is to become an astronaut but you're a 400lb 40 year old man? Some dreams aren't meant to be followed.
My dream is to open a bar or restaurant in a country like Vietnam or Thailand, but there's literally so much shit that could go wrong that it's a terrible idea.
>>59197243
>the sun
>>59197261
>>59197195
Hmm yes right wing retoric is definitely dying the rise off ukip doesn't exist, if you keep saying it then it's true
>>59197291
>My dream is to open a bar or restaurant in a country like Vietnam or Thailand
nonce
>>59197291
I can't afford any of my dreams and if I gave up my full time job I could never hope to afford them.
What's the longest you haven't been outside for?
>>59197266
Bit ironic that your black Muslim president came to our country try recently begging for us to stay k. The EU and trying to meddle in our vote
>>59197261
Lol the right wing is dying all over the west. Even Trump is just a slight resurgence of right wing rhetoric in a downhill slope into leftism.
Compare any western country now to how it was in the 1950s.
>>59197291
dreams are the bright lights that blind us from whats important but still light the way
>>59197349
7-10 days.
