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Brexit edition
>>59185883
Shit logo
>come home a few minutes ago
>notice 2 things
>I finally got the governments pro EU leaflet in the mail
>my dog pooed in the kitchen while I was out
Guess what I used to remove the poo
Lads
fucking nippy atm lads
>>59185919
Your hand?
>5'4-'5'11
>skin tone i don't care as long as not black, asian or other degenerate skintones
>not fussed on eye colour
>long harry styles curl tier hair
>not fussed on bewbs but more is better
>nice arse
>has to be a girly girl
>skinny
>finds tall people like myself attractive (ow8 that's every girl)
>>59188349
3 hours of research and writing IS a pain in the arse.
>>59185883
Why would you make a new thread if you don't have an original edition? i.e. >>59188374
DO NOT REPLY OR RESPOND TO ICELANDER SCUM
>>59188394
>Implying NEETs get girls
Arbeit Macht Frei, friend
Genuine question lads
Why are yanks so plastic?
>250 word essay due next Wednesday
>haven't even started yet
>>59188406
Umm, excuse me? I call the shots round here
>>59188425
adam smith
not contributing any good posts to this mess of an thread
>>59188437
250 words is nothing loll
dank out
nottingham weather
>>59188467
>Setting an alarm for 11.30 AM
oh dear oh dear
>>59188461
Your thread is shit mate
>1,000,000 Esés due tomorrow
>wall isn't build yet
Fuck
>>59188406
What's wrong, friend?
>>59188475
chebs on tour(bus)
>>59188406
>Still being this BTFO over >>59187983
If Icelandic comes round here again I'll give them some of their cod back
>>59188507
Why the fuck are you everywhere! Canada is not Icelandic frigg off.
>>59188498
but you're a racist so your opinion means nothing to me :P
>>59188425
Their country is founded on plastic
>>59188501
good post
reminds me of the renowned post that went as such;
>bloody moselems and their sangria law
Bravo
people wouldn't mind me if I didn't have a trip so I don't understand why they dislike me with a trip.
>>59188507
Why is he like this?
>>59188552
>Canada is not Icelandic
don't reply to him
>>59188495
Doesn't even work either, only just got out of bed
>>59188589
I've had enough of your shit m8. Goodbye.
this is niamhs cv profile picture
>>59188577
actually started warming to you recently, especially in the khan vs canelo threads
>>59188467
>dank out
good post
>>59188406
Icelads>Leafs
>>59188577
Nobody likes an attention whore
>>59188628
>cv
>picture
Do people actually do this? Also aren't most people in HR and recruiting women anyway
>>59188577
They may not know who is behind all the shite posts but that doesn't make them any less shite haha
>struggling writing an article piece for an assignment
>find out unit coordinator has had some dealings on the subject some years ago
>shoot him a frenzied charming (as always) email
>500 word email reply and names and numbers of other sources
what an absolute top lad *smiles and looks out the window*
mmmm :)
>>59188627
Prayer time already?
>>59188446
>>59188526
>>59188650
You've been warned
the gf out for a bite (with me):
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1462967302523.jpg
>>59188630
fuck off new cunt
>>59188686
post (your) email
>>59188731
literally why
>>59188699
bugger off nonce
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
lads
LADS
big news
the best pub in Sydney which closed 2 years ago is reopening
>>59188756
No idea who she is tbf but she looks older that 16 so it's all good.
>>59188630
awh cheers la'
>tfw david haye is trying to create hype between him and Shannon Briggs
never seen anything as pathetic in boxing in muh life.
david haye could've literally been a GOAT cruiserweight.
>>59188741
just post it
how do you stop your feet sweating so much lads, i wear safety shoes in work and my socks are drenched
>>59188699
good gf
>>59188769
which pub is that?
>>59188467
NOTTS MENTIONED
alri m8
>>59185883
Holy fuck what a shitty symbol for their party
Who thought that one up?
Is that really the logo they use to advertise themselves?
Talk about poor branding!
>>59188698
Sorry, I forgot you Canucks don't like it when other countries try to help
http://globalnews.ca/news/2689492/trudeau-turns-down-russian-u-s-mexican-offers-to-help-battle-fort-mcmurray-wildfire/
>>59188815
Abercrombie Hotel
>>59188807
Normally put a few icecubes down my socks before I leave the house.
>>59188853
fingered a bird in there in 2009
>>59188698
Be careful guys, you know how dangerous Canadians can be
>>59188816
>Live in Nottingham
>Get shot
>>59188797
Mine is [email protected]
>>59188807
Get the lucky charms before they've added the milk
>>59188895
NG3 m8
considering ending it all
>>59188816
Alri bruv
>>59188807
wearing proper fitting shoes
>>59188699
I know this girl.
What will UKIP call itself if brexit happens? The racist rorke misogynist party? hahaha
Fucking hate being a NEET
What the fuck am I supposed to do all day
>only seat on bus is next to a black guy
>decide to sit there because I'm not a racist
>start thinking about how I probably shouldn't get my phone or wallet out incase he tries to mug me
very impressive
>>59188930
>Walkers
>Not Pringles or Hula Hoops
Dropped
>>59185883
Stop posting your dog shit logo design
>>59188984
m8 you got all the time in the world, find your passion by eliminating things you don't like doing
>>59188984
wank, play video games, watch youtube, shitpost
>>59188892
Icenigger
Fucking hate being a wageslave
What the fuck am I supposed to do at the end of the day
Imagine being a gay paki or gyppo or other culture where benders aren't accepted. Must be hard.
>>59189015
pic sauce? looks good!
what is your opinion of Ireland and Irish people lads
>>59188985
Even if you were a racist what were you planning to do otherwise?
Stand next to the empty seat?
Get off the bus?
>>59189036
cry and try to find a less rigid working schedule
>>59189015
Regular nigger
>>59189022
UNAY
can't wait to become a wageslave again lads
>>59189084
they're alri
>took the laptop out into the back garden
>no wi-fi signal
I was very close to unplugging my 20m Ethernet cable from the desktop, plugging in a TP Link mains internet adapter and running the ethernet cable out through the garden up to the patio. In the end I just decided nah, it wasn't worth the effort.
Also there are spiders webs out there.
>smoke indoors
>get smoke in my eyes
Every time
>>59189084
Micks are microdicks
>>59189015
Weak
>>59189036
We could do a Freaky Friday switch thing, need a job tbqh
Fucking hate being a NEET
What the fuck am I supposed to do all day
Fucking hate being a wageslave
What the fuck am I supposed to do at the end of the day
Anybody else a bit disgusted by canadians lads?
not a fan of this 'if you don't like overweight girls you're gay' meme
Fucking hate 85% of you creitnous melts
>>59188936
Especially you, fuck off
>>59189084
Ireland is a beautiful country
Irish people are fucking shit-tier though and Cromwell didn't go far enough
>>59189149
>Icelander is Africa-tier
>Iceniggers confirmed
>>59189084
After careful deliberation and analysis taking in numerous pieces of evidence including "in field" research I can conclude that an Irish lass differs from an English bird in the following ways:
- 80% more craic
- 80% for chin
Fucking hate /brit/
Reckon I'm about 85% straight, 15% gay.
I don't feel the same way towards men as a do towards women, but some lads are qts desu.
>>59189188
This. Imagine an Ireland populated by Anglos and called "England Part Two!". It would be a true paradise.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36262236
The way she talks is fucking disgusting
>>59189184
so everyone is aware i wasnt samefagging myself there
some cunt replied to me for no reason.
>Next time you see a pretty young bird out in town, with those gorgeous, slender, sun-kissed bare legs and a perky bum that makes you go "Oof", just think to yourself:
>She almost certainly has a boyfriend who will likely be kissing and caressing every inch of her delectable body tonight, and sliding his erection deep inside of her as they make passionate love on a summers evening.
>And it won't be you. It will NEVER be you.
>All of these beautiful women out in the sunshine? You can look, but you can never touch.
i thought i was wearing red socks but i'm infact wearing one red and one orange sock
hmm
>>59189254
Shame they used Scots instead desu
>>59189220
WHAT'S THAT CUMMING OVER YOUR MUM,
IS IT A /BRIT/ LAD?
IS IT A /BRIT/ LAD?
Me
http://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/05/10/136029423/the-loneliest-plant-in-the-world
>>59189220
It's literally spacker central atm, I blame the OP for making a new thread with a bad edition.
>>59189270
>expecting me to open a link and listen to a thing
nah
>>59188930
>ceiling cat
now theres a retro meme
>>59189146
>Just rub your eyebrow vigorously, trust me it works
Every time
>>59189176
Me either I love my naughty porkies, have a listen to this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK6wOG_aDl8
>>59189216
*80% more chin lol
>>59189270
EH HEH
Someone left the toaster on 7 again
Absolutely fuming
>>59189274
>CTRL + F
>"delectable"
>1 of 1 matches
Who are you quoting?
>>59189273
Yeah cos I want you to fuck off
>>59189297
Savages cannot civilise savages. It's common sense god knows what we were doing back then.
>>59189248
I'm about 70% gay and 30% straight
I'm supposed ta be doing work but instead I'm gaming /brit/
>>59189330
Someone left the kettle on, made my blood boil
i make my own memes
>>59189418
i started this gimmick
>>59189385
90% Straight 10% Gay based on ratio of people banged.
Post summertime slags e.g girls in short shorts with tank tops or exposed tummies, perhaps lying in the sun or sitting in the park.
Not allowed:
>indoor slags
>slags in winter clothing
>>59189354
ok stop.
>>59189400
Somebody left the kettle on here too, made my water boil
>>59189434
my ancestors started that gimmick before your ""country"" even existed you little worm
>>59189438
FONT
>>59189482
Why the fuck you got water in your blood kettle? Mug.
>>59189522
FONT?
If she doesn't wish me happy birthday I'll be really upset.
if you're a virgin reply to this post
>>59189496
I agree, your ancestors were the ones who started the "lighting up" and "blaze it" gimmicks
>>59189450
>replying to a 44 hour old post
kill yourself my man
>>59189575
Well I didn't expect that! Although I guess nobody does....
>>59189575
Cruel meme 2bh old chap.
>>59189559
im not
︃>︃>59189559
(don't want to show up amongst the others when loads of people look back on this post of yours)
>>59189552
fuck off normie twat
Haha reee Norman's xD
>>59189439
Only good Irish lad 2bh
>>59189575
Too soon. Spaniards are lads.
They're Spaniards thats fucking awesome as it is.
>>59188355
simply epic banter
>>59189707
Is pic related you?
Poleaboo got to rank 5 on Hearthstone again
>>59189654
lol I ain't going no where, I was about to log off but now I know my presence is a pain to you imma haunt this thread...
>>59189726
Calling your own "banter" epic is fucking shameful.
>>59189763
>implying
>>59189761
Classic bit of Wellington banter 2bh
If you reply to this post I will grant you a You
>>59189763
They don't know the subtleties and etiquette. Only children, have patience.
>>59189763
Expressing any sort of emotion without wrapping it in at least 10 layers of symbolism is shameful
>>59189757
Of course you will. Normies are easily entertained.
@812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfcDuysiej0
took a selfie every day for 8.5 years lads
r8 me
>>59189747
That's me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCr5CkTHcjk
︃>︃>59189812 (You)
Hand it over
>>59189851
I have friends irl :)
Will she wish me a happy birthday?
>>59189812
Don't you fucking dare reply to this post
>>59189924
You
>>59189763
What makes it even more tragic is that the Aussies genuinely think they're hilarious.
>>59189922
rollin rollin rollin rollin
>>59189924
you don't make the rules around here sunshine
>>59189873
that video made me fucking ill
>>59189903
Boring, normie idiots no doubt.
>>59189950
again again again again
>I have friends irl :)
>>59189958
ah
get well soon
>>59189922
Are you sure? Will I hear from her again?
>>59189945
>/brit/
>more like /shit/
>We aussies are the saving grace of /brit/
This is something they'd actually say.
Why do adverts imply that only women eat yoghurts?
>Boring, normie idiots no doubt.
>>59189980
At least they provide genuine care and support
>>59185883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwa3wb0bakg
>>59190013
because yoghurts are marketed like health foods and women are more obsessed with their health than men are
>>59190013
I dunno, I've always wondered what so funny about salad
>>59190013
Woman are the only people daft enough that they haven't realised "fat free" yoghurts substitute the fat in the dairy with sugar, which gets stored as fat.
>oh yeah I love eating healthy these Activiaâ„¢ yoghurts contain super fruits, 2.6g of fibre and only 45% of my GDA of cane sugar!
>>59190046
fuck off you degenerate normie cretin.
>>59189747
>that passport
what a pile of shit
English passports really are the nicest looking
imagine if all these people with the funny coloured skin just disappeared over night?
would be alright enit
>>59190083
you dont win friends with salad
>wake up
>find out you've been teleported to croatia
>spend the entire day seeking a library so that I can post this on /brit/
what do I do lads
>>59190060
A3L?
Nice. Brits are embarrassing in that. All 12yos though.
>>59190005
I've actually said all of that before, it's true btw.
>>59189922
will I finish with a 2.1
>>59185883
eu = ruin europe
>>59190102
>having friends is degenerate
oh my dear lord
listen to yourself you fucking abnormal FREAK
>>59190112
jokes on you, Croatian libraries dont have computers for public use. you lose.
>>59190103
Maybe it's just a reaction but I'm always disgusted by foreign symbols. British ones are always better.
how do i achieve this look?
>>59190112
Visit the Plitvice National Park and see the lakes in pic related. Also try to shag some fit Crotian birds.
>>59190157
their feet must be melting
hate you all with a passion
=)
>23
>>59190143
No, having unnatural sex with men is, you disgusting degenerate freak.
>>59190210
Rather have sweaty boot feet than walk on blistering sand innit.
>>59190216
Why are foreigners so inferior?
>>59190212
e-even me?
>There are people posting in this thread right now who actually think Britain will vote to leave the EU
HAHAHAHHA oh wow hahahah
>you will never live in the 50s and be able to travel the wonders of Norh Africa and the Middle East without being bombed or beheaded
I just want to be Lawrence of Arabia is that too much to ask
Was he right?
>>59189922
Will I hear from her again?
>>59190276
the nigerian president said he is
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahabahahahahxjjdfjemjhdndndjixnsns
>>59189922
Would it be a bad idea to give her a call and see how she is?
>>59190276
I love Dutch 2bh it's like English done in a funny accent.
>>59190112
Marry a Croat Catholic qt. Take her home. Tell her it's hers now. Make beautiful children, die a happy man.
And then I woke up.
>>59190276
>that Vice documentary where all the Afghan soliders regularly bugger young boys and the higher-ups openly let them do it
>>59190276
Yeah Nigeria loses like £40 billion a year to corruption
>why no my fair maiden, i daren't spoil my ears listening to the breathtakingly spectacular genre of music that is called grime
>>59190304
Napoleon is history's biggest cuck. Left to die alone on an island and had his corpse paraded around London for years.
>>59190189
>Also try to shag some fit Crotian birds.
I don't want to racemix.
>>59190145
yes they do how else would I be posting this?
>Why yes, I do indeed like filthy shit covered aids penises tearing open my rectum and ejaculating inside it - it's completely natural and wonderful, why don't you accept me?
>>59190364
Wellington probably shagged his wife too.
>>59190102
If i'm so degenerate how come I have friends?
>>59190377
Rasheed
>>59190377
u need a pozdaddy to bug ur neghole? u in london m8? can be wiv u in 20 mins, uber, no problem.
>>59189922
Should I go to Portsmouth and see her again?
>>59189922
Is the number on this shirt 0?
just did a nervous poo
>>59190413
Because they're degenerates too
is leaving the EU racist?
>just got payslip through
>£600 deducted in tax and NI
FUCK OFF!
>>59189922
Will I revise today
>>59190474
Yes. it can be the only reason for wanting to
>>59190491
baby boomers will have that.
>100 word essay due in a month
>still haven't started
god dammit
soyuz navroposty, republik svobodnykh
splotila naveki velikaya rus!
>>59190474
Asking is. I'm telling tumblr what you said. Expect angry tweets.
>>59190520
fuck off
>>59190536
**nerushimy
dire
>>59190491
That's a good wagecuck, try and make it 800 next month won't you? Mr Goldberg needs his new boat ready for Summer!
What will I be doing, you ask? Why I'll be living the life of leisure at your expense.
>>59190474
Don't even know why anyone asks
We will NOT be leaving
Farage is a meme
>>59190587
I still get a couple thousand more than you and still barely have to work.
>>59190276
>people are actually, really, unironically upset someone said that nigeria was corrupt
*commits badger-bothering*
>>59190593
pls vote meme
THE BANKERS
THE BONUSES
>>59190593
We better. It's for the best for us and Europe.
>>59190593
>Farage is a meme
>>59190112
get a prostitute
>>59190157
be faggot
>>59190269
ayyy
>>59190324
Just sounds like AOE2 to me
>>59190377
What I can't understand is why someone would care about it so much if it wasn't directly their anus being punished.
But this man is not a cartoon character...
e ain't Del Boi.
e ain't Arfur Daley.
E IS A POUND SHOP ENOCK POW AND WE GOTTA WATCH IM
>>59190636
Aye lad, leave us be will ya? Not armin no one.
>>59190639
We should take the bankers and make them work as junior doctors and give them the footballers wages and give the bonuses to the soldiers fighting overseas
>>59190616
Yes, you enjoy your work wagie, you enjoy slaving away most of your life only for me, Mr Goldstein and Rasheed to take our cut. That's a good attitude to have. Make sure you earn many more thousands than me next month, won't you dear boy? That's a good wagecuck.
>>59190706
we wuz underground n shiet
>>59190637
No
>>59190652
We won't
>>59190655
>15%
Meme
>>59190684
>Comparing him to Enoch Powell
Powell is pretty popular around right wingers.
Probably only did good for him TBQH.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36267052
up the ra
>>59190453
Thin walls, heavy curry and your in laws in the next room?
>>59190457
Then if a degenerate can make friends, even with other degenerates, then what does that say about you who cannot make friends with anyone?
>>59190474
No but it's fuckin stupid
>>59190639
>tfw work for a bank and get a annual bonus
>>59190766
Ahh yes polling at 15% nationally is a meme
>>59190787
Love the Royal Air Force.
>>59190544
nope :^)
The slave is sold once and for all; the proletarian must sell himself daily and hourly. The individual slave, property of one master, is assured an existence, however miserable it may be, because of the master's interest. The individual proletarian, property as it were of the entire bourgeois class which buys his labor only when someone has need of it, has no secure existence.
Me and the lads
why do gays want to be joined by an institute that despises them
>>59190734
>who cares if I cannot afford luxuries I get £75 a week for nothing!!
>I would rather do nothing and get £75 than work and get thousands per month
>who cares if they are going on holiday with their wages I get £75 a week that's much better
https://youtu.be/sAJgs1P-uUE
quite a good choon dunno if it's new but it says it is
>>59190829
Lib Dems used to get in the 20s
>>59190894
to undermine it
>>59190914
And the lib Dems used to be a serious party with 60+ MPs
What's your point
>>59190639
I went to landan
I went to sign on
She said What are your skills?
I said I ain’t got none!
So I went to housing office
Said Give me a flat
She said there was a 2 month wait
50/50 chance after that!
So I went to a squat
Said have you got a spare spot
They said we’ll need 2 references
Bank details and repair expenses
Cause this is generation rent
You can’t have a penny, it’s all been spent
RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT
Sod Off! Sod Off! Sod Off! I didn’t ask to be born
got a broken collarbone ama
>>59190829
How many MP's you got Nigel and when are you finally going to win one for yourself
>>59190954
UKIP is a meme
post more fertile females
>>59190897
Money can't buy time
You only live once, imagine if you'd spent the bulk of your waking week more wisely
Nigel "one MP" Farage
Ah yes. The unbiased BBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTCwER1-IUI
>>59190974
How'd you break it?
>688 essay due in 22 hours
>>59191023
that's a lot of essays
>>59191023
Sort your shit out. Quit being here.
>>59191002
Better to listen to the totally unbiased daily mail and daily express
>>59191002
my granny loves him
don't see the hype though
3 courseworks in tomorrow lads
half way through 2 and haven't started the other
>>59190897
That's a good, good wagie. Sell the best years of your life for a new iPad and a couples of weeks on a beach per year. It will make you happy, wagie!
We NEETs are all miserable, what with our free time belonging entirely to us, able to do as we choose, beholden to no man. Make sure you work hard so you don't have to join us! Do overtime, if you must!
>>59190988
I've travelled have a fiancée and friends. I make a small sacrifice with my time and have a great life
You have all the time in the world yet nothing to do to fill it expect count done the days until you can go to Tesco and midnight to life you £150
>>59189922
will i make it in september
>>59191112
lol @ getting married
>>59190975
>>59190982
Ahh yes the cchq shills are back
Cromwell didn't go quite far enough
Can't decide what to do today.
So instead I'm doing nothing.
>enjoying being NEET
when does this kick in?
How much poo would a poo in the loo poo in a loo if a poo in the loo could poo in a loo.
>>59191002
>nolan
What's the fat cunt done now?
>>59191188
Stockholm syndrome
i know what girls want
>>59191146
the ultimate trap, but there's still time brother! Hit her over head with t'shovel and we'll sail to international waters and live of shark meat
>>59191112
>40 hours a week
>small sacrifice
This is what wagecucks actually try to convince themselves of
>>59191112
>fiancée
Nah you've lost mate. Enjoy your life of slavery.
>>59191190
whatever the number, it could easily be increased by scraping your dinner in there with it
selling a jgf
accepting bitcoins
>>59191188
It doesn't.
It's just something you tell yourself in an attempt to stave off suicide.
>>59191190
Post bum x
>>59191190
ow longs a bit of string?
>>59191201
Same
>>>/sp/67503761
Poo in lieu
why am I a yank now?
>>59191296
All amerifags are yanks
>>59191218
>Enslaving yourself to a woman
The marriage meme needs to die.
>>59190377
Shit post
>>59190413
Shit post
>>59190437
Shit post
>>59190439
Shit post
>>59190474
Shit post
>>59190536
Shit post
>>59190544
Shit post
>>59190580
Shit post
>>59190587
Shitpost
>>59190593
Shit post
>>59190616
Shit post
>>59190634
Shit post
>>59190636
Shit post
>>59190637
Shit post
>>59190636
Shit post
>>59190637
Shit post
>>59190639
Shit post
>>59190655
Shit post
>>59190678
Shit post
>>59190703
Shit post
>>59190706
Shit post
>>59190734
Shit post
>>59190740
Shit post
>>59190770
Shit post
>>59190787
Shit post
>>59190829
Shit post
>>59190864
Shit post
>>59190878
Shit post
>>59191288
Good post
>>59191201
Your mum has a nice accent. She gets me rock hard when she puts her tongue in my ear.
I was apprehensive when she wanted your dad to watch but I got over it and forgot he was there.
>>59191239
here's my boipucci x
how does this read lads
"It is a shame that such is the nature of things; I can only enjoy myself with my feet on the flame -- maybe I like the danger, who can say."
>>59191288
of payment
>>59191296
FOY
>>59191325
I'm english, sitting in england right now. Why is my flag yank? I'm not on any proxies that I'm aware of.
>>Enslaving yourself to a woman
>The marriage meme needs to die.
>>59191288
>>59191346
a poem
by Anon
called my boss mum in work last year
still think about it to this day
>>59191188
>norfolk
what
is this you?
>>59191296
>>59191353
>>59191400
ahaha
reminds me of the time my dad drunkenly drove into a family of 6
still cant sleep with hearing the screams
>>59191335
good post
>>59191345
like an bogans half drunk attempt at shakespeare
>>59191335
all me
>>59189922
Will it go well on Monday?
>>59189922
will i finish this essay for friday
![Spanish_Armada[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DmrLPE3.jpg "Spanish Armada[1]")
