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wigan athletic promoted back into the championship edition
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Doing a smelly poo
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leelee
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https://twitter.com/witchergame/status/730047276538679299
alright
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>>59141855
craven
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nth for poleahit on aborted narrative watch
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katie x
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>>59141934
>>59141942
>>59141946
fuk u
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think my dad got the wrong number lads aha
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Anybody got any Veras?
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Business idea: Use global warming to melt all the ice off Antarctica, then settle all the pakis there.
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poleaboo narrative status: do not resuscitate
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sophie
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>>59141958
haha, oh dads and their inability to send coherent text messages
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>>59141958
smoked ganja with my dad in amsterdam lmao
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>>All I want to do with my life is live on benefits and play video games

>>Why aren't any girls interested in me???
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>I'm on the dole
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>>59141991
fuk u
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>>59141958
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how's gf 2016 going lads?
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>>59142007
Fuck you lying bint.
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>>59141958
Going to have to consult my Rosetta Stone to decipher this
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>>59142007
Shersh detected
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me on the right 2bh
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>>59142006
>>59142013
>>59142020
fuk u
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/int/ generals are like bloody chatrooms
Has anybody else noticed this? Why don't you just go on an IRC? You like flags so much?
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>>59142006
good post

>>59141994
was it heaps awks?
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>>59141958
didn't know britbongs used the word "tick" for getting drugs on credit like we do
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Just contacted the Queen, turns out Poleaboo isn't real.
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>>59141969
*exhales cigar amoke* pfffaaaahhaahaha ah yes. I do love such a good meme. *holds belly with rich laughter*
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>>59141958
what the fuck does this even mean, why is your whole family spastics
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Amer's gone tonto
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>>59142059
IRC is dead
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>>59142066
How would your dad know if poleaboo was real?
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>>59142066
You can always trust are Liz to get to the bottom of the case.
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>>59142066
Thanks for that, mate
*slips you a 50p*
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3 minutes ago

Nigeria and Afghanistan 'fantastically corrupt', says warmongering son of an industrial-scale tax dodger.
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>>59141958
my 3rd eye cant even decipher this
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wtf is irc? sounds ancient lol
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The gf lads
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>>59142065
i say "on strap" desu
>>59142076
can i get an eighth? i'll pay you on friday
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>>59142062
>>59142065
>>59142066
>>59142071
>>59142099
>>59142100
fuk u
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so let me get this straight, if i get convicted of a bunch of hideous murders, mentally ill qts will want to marry me?
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>>59142065
You mean ozfags use the word "tick" like we do
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quick lads
what's your favourite film?
mine is There Will Be Blood

(no fuckin way, got a word captcha for the first time in a year)
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>>59142062
not even
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>>59142100
internet reddit chat
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Poleaboo is real
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>>59141958
spastic
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>>59142120
Yes please!
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>>59142105
literally a jizz wiz(ard) (technically a witch, I guess)
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>>59142125
Unironically Zulu
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>>59142122
Yes
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>>59142120
reported for spamming, have a nice ban you stupid bloody fucking retarded idiot
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>>59142122
>>59142132
fuk u
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>>59142122
>that flag
you've already been convicted lad
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Is it still illegal if the CP you have is of yourself?

asking for a very dear friend
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>>59142125
Ummmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck ummm

Il Sorpasso
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>>59142149
*deploys anti-rorke measures*
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>>59142174
bit gay tho
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so let me get this straight, if i concoct a dramatic narrative and post it on /brit/, talk about the character as third person. photoshop a few documents and hey presto - you lads will give me attention? In return, this attention blocks out the autism that shadows my daily life
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>>59142154
>>59142184
>>59142196
fuk u
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>>59142167
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>>59142125

Noroi
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>>59141905
Who /a moon shaped pool/ here?
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>>59142125
2001
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great grandad fought in the boer war
grandad fought as a young lad in 1 and as a commando in 2
dad sold supertankers to arabs
and i'm here
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>>59142174
what's the CP?
not asking for pictures obvs, i mean is it sexual or are you just nude
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>>59142174
of course
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who here /ahyes/?
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why is /v/ getting flooded by that new tf2 clone lads
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>>59142196
Ausaboo has a nice ring to it.
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>>59142223
>>59142237
>>59142239
fuk u
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Anyone got a bf I can borrow?
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Dear brits, please stop oppressing the pakistani people by applying your bigoted concept of adulthood on their girlfriends. If you are offended by it you are free to leave their country (the UK).

Sincerely yours,
the civilized world.
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>>59142242
haha bender
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>>59142242
>browsing /v/
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Hindenburg bout to splode
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>>59142255
you can borrow me lad haha
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>>59142242
It looks so shit too.
>Paying for a game that has shittier graphics than tf2
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>>59142234
>dad sold supertankers to arabs

How fucking rich are you
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>>59142249
I think it could work out.

Hmm, might do it.
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>>59142255
Sure, here you go
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>>59142264
fuk u

>>59142270
because it's leaking out of /v/
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>>59142105
wish i could find a gf with dark hair and dark eyes who wasn't also a shitskin desu
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On omegle "redpilling" people about non-whites tbqh.
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>>59142297
Thanks ausaboo
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>>59142242
overmeme?
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>>59142280
:3 hello want to come round and cuddle and play videogames tonight?
>>59142300
Eww.
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>>59142276
new video out btw
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http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/10/police-hand-cliff-richard-sexual-abuse-claims-to-prosecutors-sources-say

thoughts?
for my money the cunt is probably a paedo
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raSHEED
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>>59142318
m8 everyone on omegle is either 14 or an indian looking for 14 year old fanny
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On omegle rambling incoherently about the niggers tbqh.
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>>59142347
leg day?
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Ausaboo wonders if he will ever find a gf
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>>59142318
Fighting the good fight.
Keep up the good work.
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>>59142105
>Mark's Head Bobbers & Hand Jobbers
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>>59142338
ye
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>>59142231
>mfw studio version of true love waits
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>>59142367
ahaha made you look you dirty chook!!
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>>59142315
I have dark hair and dark eyes and not a shitskin desu :3
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>>59142353
Nah someone in the 80s or whenever probably wanted to shag him and now realised they can make some dosh out of it by crying foul.
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On Omegle looking for 14 year old fanny tbqh
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business idea: put /brit/ in your tags on Omegle
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>>59142353
why are so many knights nonces?
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>>59142396
do you have a cock x
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>>59142360
>mfw the person I'm talking to is a literal 14 year old
>mfw no face
Firing out black crime statistics and she seems genuinely taken aback. It's great fun.
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>>59142396
one of those black irish
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>Gaydiohead
>A Moon Shaped Poo
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>>59142412
a feminine cock x
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>>59142315
>who wasn't also a shitskin desu
What's the point? Shitskins are already the majority on this planet, no point making your kids an even bigger minority desu
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>>59141969
o shit waddup
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really glad my gimmick caught on x
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>>59142276
>tfw new gottabeafreak genova beat is going to be uploaded today
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>>59142436
post it x
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>>59142404
'sheed
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>>59142446

>gif

fuck off
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>Feedback from the 35k job Interview I went to

>Overall we felt you came across more process driven rather than people focused, which isn't a bad thing its just not what we are looking for for this role. Both myself and Helen believe you would have a great future in Project Management and think you would be really successful in that area.

>I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for attending and if you are happy then I would like to share your details with the rest of the team in case they have anything that comes up?

I noticed they have a job for "Project Manager" they are advertising. Why didn't they offer me this job? Should I inquire about it? Their email sounds a bit like a fob off 2bh
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Poleaboo is real
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bored
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>>59142436
I'll pay for your ferry?
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>>59142416
>tfw constantly get mistaken for a foreigner
>girls love that I look exotic yet am 100% white irish
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ausaboo might go play victoria II and conquer japan, therefore, all anime will be his.
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>>59142380
Oh odd. Would have thought such a trade would have meant old money tier rich.

Still decent income
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>>59142437
Rosenberg

fuck off, i will not blanda upp
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howling @ this
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please please please
let me let me let me

let me get what i want
this time
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*entertains you*
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>>59142483
meet you in front of westminster x
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>>59142491
Oh Ausaboo you are a card!
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>>59142489
>>girls love that I look exotic
Are you in Dublin or some shite?
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>>59142489
>white irish
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>>59142446
burger king
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LOL
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most handsome british man
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>>59142556
haha!
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>>59142533
*thumbs down*
Feed him to the lions
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>>59141958
>ending the sentences with x

What the fuck is this?
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>>59142541
Yes
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>>59142539
Ausaboo is happy over that fact that people find him fun and humorous
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>>59142476
Inquire about it, plus they're basically telling you, you have no people skills.
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>>59142535
OK x
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>>59142588
it's a hug x
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>>59142611
Ausaboo are you a native australian or an abo?
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>>59142608
I'm so sorry to hear that.
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>>59142624
o's are hugs x's are kisses

right?
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>>59142588
an x is a kiss, don't mind the convict : >>59142624
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>>59142639
Ausaboo is a native white Australian.
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Just doing a poo x
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>>59142645
>>59142656
wtf i always thought x was a hug
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We're whalers on the moon
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>>59142688
xxx
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>>59142688
fuck off did you
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might start sitting down to poo lads
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>>59142689
We carry a harpoon
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>>59142668
Thanks Ausaboo :)
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I give good hugs and smell nice
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>>59141958
Why are you sending kisses to your dad?
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i know normies these days say that video games don't cause violence but hotline miami really makes me want to go out and kill pakis
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>>59142517
He quit working for oil companies when he married my ma i think because he had to be in rotterdam and oman all the time, so they put him through law school

literally nothing like that would happen these days though ;(
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Poleaboo is real
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evens sleep
odds stay up

>>59142698
yeah x looks like a hug, and o looks like lips :o
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Ausaboo hopes that Brexit happens, in order to save Britain and Her Royal Highness.
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did anyone notice that the janny today is targeting anti-yank threads to delet ;)
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>>59142736
did he suck blairs cock while he was at it
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I have TEN (10) days to do ONE-THOUSAND-TWO-HUNDRED (1200) words to finish my essay
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i know normies these days say that pakis don't cause violence but pakis really make me want to go out and kill pakis
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Scary thought: A large percentage of Muslims in Britain are not old enough to vote yet.
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>>59142735
don't you have bro tier persians?
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>>59142759
Nice to see you being politically active Ausaboo.
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>>59142771
that's a good point actually
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>>59142770
I've got to do 4000 by the 18th and another 4000 by the 23rd
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>>59142789
Poleaboo likes to think of himself as a political savvy contributor to /brit/
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just got a girlfriend in the sims lads
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>>59142770
i can do that in a single night
up your game
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OMG WHATEVER
*storms out of the room, slamming the door on my way out*
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you rat fucks
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>>59142767
not quite the right time period im afraid
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>>59142851
>pole
FUCKS SAKE

well it was fun while it lasted, not sure how that autist does it tbqh. struggled.


>>59142870
good post
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>>59142851
>Breaking character by mistake
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the main thing that really puts me off tv shows from the 80s is knowing that most of the characters in them are baby boomers
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Do employers really care about something as vague as "people skills" over hard industry knowledge?

There's a fuck ton of jobs in my field that say that industry knowledge is "preferred but not essential".

How could you even manage a department if you have no experience in the field you are managing?
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>>59142774
They all vote for who they're told to as well, especially the women. In a household with a couple of "wives" and a few daughters, the father will fill out their postal ballots and send them all off together. Just like that, multiplying his vote.
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>>59142588
It's so weird how jf don't do basic stuff like this.
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>>59142903
*looks over to you*
*nods in agreement*
*raises vb*
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Poleaboo is real
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>>59142923
what "field"
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>>59142838
>tfw 3500 by the 16th
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>>59142903
they are dropping like flies now la
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>>59142851
>>59142892
>>59142894
what's all the ruckus chaps
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great craic lads

great craic
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>>59142923
>Do employers really care about something as vague as "people skills"
No, it's just a way of filtering out spergers.
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>>59142735
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>>59142949
Energy Suppliers
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>>59142728
gives me a bit a free gear if i'm nice x
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Just contacted M15, turns out Poleaboo isn't real.
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doing a shoot
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dont reply to him lads
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/brit/ seems extra shit at the moment
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>>59142903
found this gem on reddit
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>>59142923
Abnormie wagies btfo

How does it feel knowing me, a charismatic people person lad, could literally walk in with no experience whatsoever and talk myself into a job as your boss?
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>>59143004
my ballsack on the yellow circle
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>>59143004
>not tradtional
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>>59143004
archery is for fucking nerds

I checked out the society in my first year and it was full of fucking grebs and skets
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Just contacted the pakistani embassy.

No sign of Poleaboo there either.
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>>59143009
you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big x
>>59142943
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>>59142761
We are used to standing up for what is right in the face of impossible odds.
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do it for the ments lad
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>>59143004
my giblets behind the paper
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>>59143040
my mum's a baby boomer and she didn't buy her first house until 2002 because she's a retard
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>>59142774
That's why we in America are scared as well, we've only got a few election cycles left before we become La Republica Gentes de los Estados Unidos. Get them out out out before they can vote.
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>archery is for fucking nerds

>I checked out the society in my first year and it was full of fucking grebs and skets
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>UP
>AT
>5AM
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Poleaboo is busy editing his novel
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>>59143047
I doubt you could talk your way into being my boss. I'm on 28k and I'm the only one at my level under 40.

The job I was interviewing for was £35k and a step above mine, usually reserved for people who are 50+ with decades of experience.

To be my boss if I got that role you'd need to be on about 80k
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Ausaboo is busy editing his novel
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>>59143004
Real lads use javelins
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>>59143080
the big lenny version of this is better to be honest
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>>59143095
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alri lads
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>>59143100
not really something Jay would say though is it

brush up on your gimmicks
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*stops posting*
*notices the thread deteriorating*
what does it mean?
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>28k
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>>59143140
what's your novel about?
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jewaboo is having a wank
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the gf
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>>59143153
chris shafsershervashhsaver
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>>59143117
>wake up for work at 2 AM
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>brush up on your gimmicks
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>emerged from bed at 4pm (1600) today
>just had a phone call
>job interview at 10 (t e n) am in the morning tomorrow

what do?
>>
drunk a can of relentless and now i have diarrhea
>>
>>59143252
good teamwork
>>
>>59143251
Every day?
>>
You lads looking forward to any games this year? I'm probably going to get Nier Automata, Deus Ex: MD and Star Ocean
>>
Why is shitposting so satisfying and cathartic?
>>
>>59143260
shagged a black women 9 months ago and now she has it to
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>>59143164
It's gonna be great tho, there's little chance of Hillary beating him and he's gonna send them all back. No matter how much the Senate cries about muh broken families, he'll executive order the shit out of them.
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>tfw most overqualified person on 20k in the world.
>>
>>59143204
Ausaboo is writing a novel that is based on his ultimate plan that will happen next weak.
>>
>>59143292
Kirby Robobot cuz mecha and Kirby
>>
Roast me
>>
>>59143256
What's it for lad?
>>
>>59143292
England vs Germany euro2016 final
>>
>>59143282
Yup

Really don't like that part of work, I never see my mom anymore.
>>
Spitroast me
>>
>>59143256
what's the job
>>
>>59143292
Battlefield 1, total war warhammer
>>
>>59143335
ur gay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY

Why didn't we listen?
>>
my life is so grim
>>
>>59143240
>>59142997
>>59142923
>>59142476
Post Mina FFS
>>
>>59143337
>>59143360
finance based role at a national supermarket
had an interview for an admin role last week and they said i'd be more suited for this so i've got another interview
>>
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>>59143357
I need a partner x
>>
Ausaboo is real
>>
Spit on my roastie
>>
>>59143292
literally nothing now that das3 is out
>>
>>59143413
Make sure he's black x
>>
clavicle fracture is 3 weeks old

what can i expect
>>
>>59143443
dickpics or it didn't happen
>>
Why do gays want to donate their aids blood so much?
>>
>>59143472
he'll start teething soon
>>
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gf just scanned this at her work and e-mailed it to me
>>
just picked my bogies and threw them out the window hahah
>>
awrite xxx
>>
>>59143408
what kind of "finance"
>>
>>59143346
Vardy is literally a madman
>>
>>59143522
To make us all gay and aids ridden.
>>
>>59143346
woy's face at the end
>shit, how am I going to justify starting Rooney now
>>59143292
HoI4
>>
>>59143475
Ausaboo would prefer not to show his dick to some batty boy
>>
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:3
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>>59143407
>>
>>59143557
doxxable
nothing too fancy or important
>>
So should I bother telling my old job I got a new job? I might just ignore them until they leave me alone
>>
been sneezing non-stop for a good 2 minutes now lads
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgwEjhguyA
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>>59143609
Ausaboo says bless you
>>
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a considerable number of americans believe this country is an islamic state
>>
>>59143580
I want to marry AOA mina.
>>
size files age seed leech
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>>
Fuck sake put on a bit of weight this year
>>
>>59142065
>thinking anything originated in australia

lmaod
>>
*Manchester police apologise for having an actor shout Allahu Akbar in a terror drill in the Trafford Centre*
*The next day, a man shouts Allahu Akbar in Germany and then blows himself up*
Ahh yes very impressive
>>
>>59143690
i've been losing weight
i haven't been trying, it's just my pills
>>
>>59141969
>>
>>59143597
auditing or accounting
>>
Ausaboo is going off to bed, he wishes everyone on /brit/ a good night.
>>
what starter you gonna choose for sun and moon lads
>>
>>59143725
DESU I could do with getting ill to lose it
>>
>>59143714

Heard a guy being interviewed on Sky saying many Muslims who have that phrase as their ringtone will be offended
>>
>>59143750
accounting
>>
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>>59143725
>pills
fucks sake lad how many are you taking that you're losing weight
steady on my son
>>
>>59141958
do you really talk like that?
>>
>>59143770
Ah, i lost it because i stopped comfort eating and got medicine for my depression instead haha
>>
>>59143769
water type as usual
>>
Wired
>>
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What did she mean by this?
>>
>>59143606
You didn't need a reference?
>>
cheeky migration with the lads
>>
>>59143817
al have ye kno a bloody well do eh x
>>
TUNE ALERT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4
>>
>>59143773
what a time to be alive
>>
>>59143389
Summat about we ought to be guilt tripped into thinking we're racists and all the other nonsense that appeal those vapid twats who are susceptible to being deceived by specious arguments fabricated by delusional dreamers

Or humans are just malleable beings who once they've been browbeaten into submission blindly follow whatever is popular at the time ...

I dunno, to be frank.
>>
>>59143880
haha careful there. looks like you're taking on some water
>>
>>59143867
No it's a shitty minimum wage job, I'm too autistic to call up and tell them I'm resigning
>>
>>59143714
fb.com/ManchesterEveningNews/videos/10153572655367060/

I was mildly irritated that the police apologised desu
>>
THIS IS NOT A GIMMICK
>>
>>59143908
f o y
o
y
>>
dad set off the fire alarms cooking again :/
>>
>>59143606
did you just not turn up one day with no explanation?
done that before except i didn't even have a new job
>>
"Manchester University Diversity Officer Ilyas Nagdee posted: "Stupid decision by @gmpolice to decide attackers should be seen as Muslim. Maybe that's why Islamophobias gone up 300% in the UK."

Maybe it's because people are genuinely frightened of Islam, because of attacks like the ones in Brussels and Paris
>>
>>59143880
*blows dart into raft*

;)
>>
>>59143905
Inspiring man nonetheless.
>>
>stand up really fast
>vision almost blacks out and I go light headed

every fucking time
why?
>>
>>59143889
SHARPEY'S 'ORE
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>>59143921
Send an email then, just to to be polite
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>>59143880
>all young able bodied men
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>>59143967
poor circulation
>>
>>59143952
>Manchester University Diversity Officer
ahh yes, very impressive
>>
>>59143851
it looks shit though

fucking seal
>>
>>59143954
*drowns*
>>
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>>59143952
>>
>>59143880
damn. look at all of those young syrian women with their children.
>>
Devolution was a mistake.
>>
>>59143988
i know, bit ableist
>>
>countries they won't take in people trying to cross the med
>stupid shitskins keep trying
>WAAAAH IT'S EUROPES FAULT ALL THESE WOMEN AND CHILLUN ARE DROWNING THEY DINDU NUFFIN
>>
>>59143769
>playing pokemon past Generation III

sort your life out you twat
>>
>>59144052
no these are the doctors and engineers lad

you need glasses?
>>
>>59143967
sudden chakra realignment
>>
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>>59144052
>>
Why are Muslims so bad at integrating?

Blacks come here and become proud to be British after a week, yet Pakistanis refuse to speak English after 70 years of being here
>>
>>59143952
>Maybe that's why Islamophobias gone up 300% in the UK
Yes that must be why
>>
>>59144000
Absolute bender Rasheed
>>
>>59144016
Wahey, more Black women for me!
>>
>>59143988
bet you can't wait for them to have a go on your missus haha
>>
>>59144075
this
>playing anything after fire red and leaf green
nah that's not me
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Might send my little brother to the shops lads, Want anything?
>>
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>>59144032
>>59144109
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>>59144136
>playing anything after gold and silver
>>
>>59144123
Don't forget 7/7 either
>>
anyone know any good necromancers in melbourne?
>>
>>59144147
your little brother
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>>59144120
>>59144123
>>59144128
>>59144148
>>
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>>59144120
>proud to be British after a week
Fuck off
>>
business idea: appropriate the yachts from the bankers and the tories and use them to ferry refugees across the mediterranean
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>>59143952
>Manchester University Diversity Officer
>"should be seen as Muslim"
>>
>>59144147
jonnies
>>
>>59144182
>>
anyone for a roasted runt?
>>
business idea: bottle smelly farts and sell them to the chinese
>>
>>59144187
The Bankers the bonuses.
>>
>>59144212
are we rounding up the aussies?
>>
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alri lads
>>
>>59144136
>>59144075
unironically looking forward to gen vii, have you played recently? heard b&w2 were the best of the series but only got gen vi
>>
Post best patriotic tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU
>>
>>59144266
east asians look gross
>>
>>59143952
As far as I'm aware all they had him do was shout "allahu ackbar", it's not inherently muslim.
Christian arabs also say this.
>>
>>59144182
>>
>>59144287
>st.georges cross
Racist
>>
>>59144287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
>>
>>59144289
>t. jamal
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>>59144289
ur mum looks gross
>>
>>59144313
>Silly tricolour
Traitorous.
>>
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>>59144292
>>
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>>59142387
>>
>>59144333
Go on lad ... You tell him
>>
Companies phoning me up for interviews that I did not even apply for, wtf lol.
>>
business idea: pay bonuses to bankers
>>
>>59144317
he is more patriotic than your average pom
>>
>>59144359
>cross posting

kay why ess
>>
>http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/08/london-buses-declare-glory-allah/

Is this real or satire lads I can't even tell anymore
>>
>>59144399
This

Utterly shameful.
>>
>>59144399
Then he should also be proud of the British Empire ... Oh wait, he's black ...
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36256675

SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR
>>
Can't wait for the BNP to absolutely drop-kick the left when a terrorist attack happens on British soil
>>
[memes internally]
>>
>>59144322
fuck off paki
>>
>>59144399
how is he?
>>
>>59144401
there's literally nothing wrong with xposting you aspergic homolord

most people in /brit/ are normies, most on r9gay are robots
>>
>>59144467
Name a bad thing the British Empire ever did. Fucking dare you.
>>
>>59144409
remember when they banned the Lord's prayer on telly
>>
>>59144476
LOL won't happen nice try RORKE
>>
>>59144452
>>59144467
there is literally nothing wrong with an immigrant adopting and integrating to your culture you retards.
>>59144513
he clearly loves the country he was born in.
>>
>>59144499
>t. tyrone
>>
>>59144520
We don't allow robots here and they don't want normies there. So pick one and stick with it.
>>
>>59144568
Rasheed.
>>
>>59144527
to be fair, we did fuck up with the potato famine
>>
>>59144527
I can't. I'm saying because he is black he can't be truly proud of being British or understanding what that entails
>>
starting to notice muslims in my town, literally never ever seen them here until this year

the takeover is real
>>
>>59144572
>We don't allow robots here
ummmm i don't think so sweetie x
>>
THEY POSTED IT ON FACEBOOK
WHAT FUCKING MOMGS
CHAT
SHIT
GET
BANGED
>>
>>59144560
I agree 2bh I was saying it's shameful more people aren't as patriotic as he is.
>>
>Canadian "people"
>>
>>59144560
you're clearly the nigger australian that constantly posts nignog music

fuck off
>>
>>59144560
>there is literally nothing wrong with an immigrant adopting and integrating to your culture you retards.
I agree. But no black man can be proud of the Empire
>>
>>59144527
mistreat the catholic british citizens of ireland
>>
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Paul Blart: Mall Cop!
>>
>>59144621
what?
>>
>>59144645
me
>>
>>59144572
>We don't allow robots here

t. football lad who doesn't want robots in """""""""his"""""""""" thread
>>
>>59144669
Read it you spacker
>>
>>59144653
Paddy.
>>
>>59144646
I'm fairly sure he's an Arab
>>
>Philippines literally run by a ladyboy

Oh lawd you couldn't make it up.
>>
>>59144700
nope
>>
>>59144585
>defending black people
High probability that you're black

>me defending east asia
Low probability me being a paki
>>
What is the best brand of smokes lads?
>>
would boil each and every one of you howling little runts if only I had a pot big enough

Foul squealing creatures, all of you.
>>
>>59138340

It's not a meme. It's not a joke. He's a Muslim.
>>
>>59144723
Scouser.
>>
>>59144705
not really a difference is there 2bh
>>
>>59144621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6GLoKkkCtY
>>
>>59144732
Dick. You should try it
>>
>>59144732
B&H
>>
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>>59144692
I did, and it says nothing about the context. It says something about suspicious images on facebook
>>
>>59144775
nope

catholic scot with western isles heritage
>>
>>59144768
proof?
>>
>>59144779
Fair point
>>
>>59144825
>Scot
>Catholic
Shouldn't you be out doing SNP related things and plotting the fall of Britain?
>>
>>59144730
The black population here is much better than the paki one.
>>
>>59144732
i like cutter choice
>>
>>59144830
Grew up in Muslim country, identified as Muslim, said as recently as his memoir that he identifies with Muslims more than Westerners. He's probably a secular Muslim.
>>
>>59144632
Good point
>>59144646
I barely ever post here m8
>>59144652
That may be true. But I guess his pride lies in being a part of this country today, not in being part of it's history.
>>
>>59144815
Read
>>59144473
>>
Would there be an uproar if the actor had shouted "UP THE RA" instead?
>>
>>59144892
>identified as Muslim
???
>>
>>59144959
only confusion
>>
>>59144947
>>59144947
made a new one laddies xx
>>
>>59144976
He was identified as Muslim at least some of the time when he lived in Indonesia.
>>
>>59144830
Proof that a man named Barrack Hussein Obama, who openly defends Islam at every moment, states that slandering the prophet of Islam should not be allowed etc. is a Muslim? Just look at him mate.
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